Oh, Well.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55125802 Hopefully they won't continue to delude themselves. About the name that's at the absolute top of the list of creditors.
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Very Sensible.
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If you ever find yourself in a situation where you've done something so astonishingly stupid. You need to fix it immediately. Not waste time on yet another inquiry. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-55138030 For example. Surely they feel so much better. Having been discreet about the obvious inferiority of the squirrel hunt. Rather than still thinking they're in a Twitter discussion. Almost a full month after the passing of the absolute deadline.
Again.
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No smart person would ever have put themselves in this position. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-55125932 However if, by some misfortune, they'd inherited it. They would be quietly correcting the error. Nor terrifying their friends and allies. By screeching and shouting about how they still haven't realised it was an error.
Remember The Grand Cigarette Hunt?
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https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/11/what-are-chances.html The upside is that I discovered another couple of long forgotten CD's. Including, but in no way limited to; https://youtube.com/watch?v=g9o_sKk5RwM (Wreck Of The Old 97, Lonnie Donegan, Official Audio). It's like an explosion. Of cultural insensitivity. https://youtube.com/watch?v=waz8pZxLMjc (Joshua Fit De Battle Of Jericho, Lonnie Donegan, Official Audio). If, somewhat, appropriate. https://youtube.com/watch?v=taLWED3lIpc (Something's Burning, Kenny Rogers, Official Audio).
Ammunition Technical Officer.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-55120210 It annoys me everytime people get that wrong. But not half as much as it annoys ATO's in the Air Force and Navy. And yes. We all remember the squirrel hunt. Where I first pointed that out. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-55118100
Strange Bit Of Trivia.
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I've never seen Star Wars. I do though know an Occupational Therapist who supervised his recovery from hip replacement surgery. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-55117704 I think we've already more than covered the bit. About everyone aware to the rules of the road being driven to despair by Britain.
Catherine Zeta Jones Won't Be Happy.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/55101034 And you're not going to like that. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inca_Mummy_Girl https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mask_of_Zorro Also. A gymnast. Clearly. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spike_(Buffy_the_Vampire_Slayer) Seriously though. Chuck a stick. You've got about a 1 in 4 chance. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_minor_Buffy_the_Vampire_Slayer_characters#Kendra_Young Of hitting a more credible accent.
You Can Throw Your Punches All Around.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-55109414 That lamppost isn't going anywhere. And the dues still need to be paid. In full. https://youtube.com/watch?v=b4rpUxXVsvM (The Dumbest Thing That Woman's Ever Done, Woody Guthrie, Asch, Audio, Topic). Also. Someone needs to work on their definition of; "New." To the ancient Finns it's was; "Loviatar." To the ancient Greeks; "Pandora." And to the Abrahamics; "Eve." The Yoruba's "Sopona" seems far more appropriate though. Given the palate. https://youtube.com/watch?v=tscL_I2v7pU (Wannabe, Spice Girls, Official Audio).
*yawns*
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Again. No smart person would ever have put themselves in such a position. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-53350488 However if, by some misfortune, they'd inherited it. They would be quietly correcting the clerical error. Nor terrifying their friends and allies. By screeching and shouting about how they still haven't realised it was an error.
If You Want To Aim A Blow Like That.
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Before even taking the first step on the road to recovery. Then you aim a blow like that. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-55104153 I'll be passing my existential crisis onto Rihanna. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_minor_Buffy_the_Vampire_Slayer_characters#Kendra_Young After all. "Minor role" is still a lot better than; "Not featured at all." Also. Why does it always seem to be women? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pandora
Obviously A Smart Person.
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Wouldn't be in this position to begin with. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-55112800 However. If they'd had the misfortune of inheriting it from a predecessor. They'd be quietly correcting the clerical error. Not terrifying all their friends and allies. By screaming about how they clearly don't have any idea what they're doing.
That's Going To Get Embarrassing.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-55105934 Particularly if Iran try and put in an expenses claim. For all their heroic efforts protecting him from Israel. https://youtube.com/watch?v=_2XCw1pi8xg (Busted, Johnny Cash, Live, Official Audio). Now, as we plan out the second term. You'll have to remind me. Where is the Safa Plateau again? https://youtube.com/watch?v=y15cLmxeEPc (Do You Wanna Hit It, The Donnas, Audio, Freakiotic Bitzlecocker).
Whereas Others.
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Spend the best part of 20 years. Never getting there. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55071058 It was a strange, personal, highlight of the Season 2 finale of "Blindspot." Which featured the Jane Doe character climbing a rock face. Earlier in the day I'd been researching the Al-Safa Plateau in Syria. Which involved going through hundreds of Google images of similar rock formations. Including the one used in Blindspot. I'm used to recognising actors from things I've seen them in before. That's the first time I've recognised a rock formation.
Obviously I Don't Watch These Things.
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But it's certainly reassuring if Boris did use the phrase; "Take the foot of the throat." https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55094367 Because that's certainly what's been baffling everyone. How Britain got to thinking it was somehow winning. Just because the boot had been momentarily removed from it's throat. As everyone else went and did more interesting, ISIL related things. After all interest is being accrued on the payments delayed by that clerical error. So Britain certainly isn't saving any money by delaying its rectification.
Think Monolith.
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https://news.sky.com/story/covid-19-astrazeneca-to-run-extra-trial-of-vaccine-developed-with-oxford-university-12143150 There are no competing interests to be balanced here. Merely a binary choice. Between success or failure. Life or death. You certainly don't want to be listening to the zeroes. Who ever thought this was a good idea to begin with. https://youtube.com/watch?v=4G0_uqTqdEo (Bath Of Least Resistance, NOFX, Audio, Freakiotic Bitzlecocker).
You Don't Need Advanced Sensors.
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To be alarmed by that. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55086621 The general tone is that Britain still thinks it's challenge is to balance competing interests. When it's facing a binary choice. Between success and failure. Life and death. Hence the growing sense of despair amongst its friends and allies. Who only hope the can find something in the Black Friday sales. https://www.screwfix.com/c/tools/screwdrivers-hex-keys/cat831030
What Are The Chances?
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I don't smoke indoors. However as I was just having a cigarette I needed to reach inside to grab something. As I was doing this a gust of wind caught the door. Knocking the cigarette out of my hand. Sending me on a mad search. To find out if the lot cigarette had landed on the wet ground outdoors. Or the carpeted floor indoors. Eventually I discovered. It had somehow managed to land in my pocket. Thankfully extinguishing itself in the process.
Week Six.
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So I'm going to miss the big laughter line. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-55061432 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH-i8IvYIcg (Why Don't You Get A Job, The Offspring, Official Video). Wait. It was intended as a joke. Right?! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55064037 https://youtube.com/watch?v=GpgyOzK7gxM (Can I Borrow Some Ambition, Guttermouth, Audio, Freakiotic Bitzlecocker).
Not Even A Consolation Prize.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55068783 Clearly there's nothing they won't say or do for attention. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54367998 So only complete fool would believe anything they have to say. Without having it independently verified. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/09/itll-never-make-cut.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVTI7mR4GJI (Skinhead Moonstomp, Symarip, Deluxe, Audio, Topic).
Got The Message Yet?
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55056570 https://youtube.com/watch?v=RCxTp-6no9I (We're Desperate, Pennywise Ft. Exene, Official Audio). Because it certainly was. Moving that meeting to COBRA at the last minute. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55064962 See also; https://youtube.com/watch?v=4G0_uqTqdEo (Bath Of Least Resistance, NOFX, Audio, Freakiotic Bitzlecocker). Along with; https://youtube.com/watch?v=y15cLmxeEPc (Do You Wanna Hit It, The Donnas, Audio, Freakiotic Bitzlecocker).
Quick Question.
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For certain people. Do you ever get a funny feeling. That the things you think are important. Aren't important at all. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/11/ive-started-watching-parks-recreation.html https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-55042055 It's certainly going to require some perculiar alliances. To withstand the onslaught. If it is true. That Britain has helped inflict a Biden Presidency on the World.
With Covid Once Again Raging.
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You really have to wonder. How much more the Biden camp thinks it needs to do. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/11/ive-selected-my-secretary-of-state.html https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2020-55046714 In terms of softening up the public before he finally concedes that he has not won this election. The pressure their performance has put on the honest public servants at the GSA alone has been shameful. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2020-55052640
Because, Otherwise.
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In Bristol you wouldn't be able to tell the difference. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-55048398 Seriously though. Hilarious as today has been. And reassuring as it is that Britain finally seems be realising that this is unsustainable. Let alone desirable. They really need to start thinking about the costs of the next stage. And how they can be kept right down. After all. They'll be the ones paying. In full.
I've Selected My Secretary Of State.
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It is to be a job share. Between Adolf Hitler and Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. An announcement which, thankfully, is identical to Joe Biden's selection of Anthony Blinken as his Secretary of State. In both intent and effect. https://www.brookings.edu/blog/brookings-now/2014/06/06/antony-blinken-for-russia-bloom-will-come-off-crimean-rose/ https://www.aa.com.tr/en/politics/us-solution-in-syria-requires-assads-departure/106334
Yep. Already Added To Your Bill.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-55042525 As I've said; You can't do something that fantastically stupid. Then keep doing it for 15 long years. And expect anyone else to bear the cost. On the plus side though. Clearly today couldn't get any more humiliating. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/11/seriously-though-britain.html
Seriously Though Britain.
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I think we all expected you to at least scrape a pass. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/11/ouch-thats-humiliating.html I see the poetry's still in full effect though. As we're forced to ask; "C'mon now Britain. Are you seriously going to keep fighting?!" "Against the massive boost you so obviously need. To lift you up to just the barest minimum?!
Ouch! That's Humiliating.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-55040635 90% immunity is what you achieve by just doing nothing. So for any vaccine developer 90% is considered the minimum grade needed for a pass. 70% is the threshold below which herd immunity cannot be achieved. So I hope this is highly effective for the over 65's and other vulnerable groups. They're the only ones who are going to benefit. I wonder how Britain is going to dump the other, roughly, 38 million doeses that it's over-ordered.
*shakes head* Some People.
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You know that fun G20 game we started on Friday (20/11/20). With the Yak Tong/Achtung! packages. My father's just ended it. Taking it upon himself to hand them over. Meaning they can't make the false allegation of theft. So the country will have to select something else from the set menu to impose the closure order. To secure their bailout. I suppose though we're still left with the talking point; "C'mon Britain. You haven't given something of value to the wrong people again, have you?!"
Silicon Valley Must Be Flagging.
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Claims that Fauci & the Democrats know how to handle COVID-19. They're not just politically partisan. They're clearly dangerous disinformation. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55030611 https://youtube.com/watch?v=bnz7FXTl9TM (This Wheel's On Fire, Julie Driscoll Brian Auger & Trinity, Audio, Topic).
Must've Failed Latin.
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Along with science. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55029401 To think status quo is desirable. Let alone achievable. https://youtube.com/watch?v=3PgNPc-iFW8 (Jingle Bells Original Song, a/v Kids Music Official). Oh, go on then. The promptness of Match of the Day has clearly left me in a charitable mood; "Listen to your friends & allies in the top tiers. Polish off that set menu and be grateful for it. https://youtube.com/watch?v=OAr2Stq4Hls (Falling Is Like This, Ani DiFranco, Audio, HybridFalcon)."
Pure Sacrilege.
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They're letting street dance onto Strictly Come Dancing now. In Blackpool week no less. When people ask me; "Why's Britain's version of Dancing With The Stars got such a weird name?" I have to explain. It's a nod to the show that started it all. "Strictly Ballroom." The title was a reference to the rules of the competition. As in; "Q. What styles of dance are allowed?" "A. Ballroom. Strictly Ballroom."
They've Let The Nation Down There.
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It's humiliating enough that Britain was stupid enough to do it in the first place. Let alone to still be investigating. As to whether it wants to continue doing it. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55028860 It almost makes be wonder. Should I have intervened sooner? Then I remember. At every stage I've clearly explained to them what they're doing wrong. Providing them with every off-ramp imaginable. I think we all recall the occasion. Where I was helping them at a mental health rehabilitation project. For free. They decided that was going too well for them. So decided to start paying a, legitimately, borderline mentally retarded lesbian. To accuse me of bullying her. By virtue of being quite tall. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55026137 I think it was made perfectly clearly then. Until a clear, credible path back to reality. Out from under their epic fail. Is provided. We're done here. Now, we're how many years later? And that menu of statutory obligations isn't g...
Important Vaccine Safety Alert.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-55016023 This Pfizer vaccine involves; Taking part of the naturally occurring virus. Which is only ever going to be as dangerous as the virus. Placing it in an organic human fat cell. Which is only ever going to be as dangerous as a human fat cell. Suspending it in a gluten free saline solution. Which is only ever going to be as dangerous as a mixture of water and salt. Then injecting it into a muscle in your arm. Where the virus can't spread. But can trigger an immune response. So the most dangerous thing about it is probably the syringe it comes in. https://youtube.com/watch?v=2PpxJb1VgmM (Hypodermic, The Offspring, Official Audio). As for Britain's effort. If it ever arrives. Yeah, that's definitely giving you monkey AIDS. https://youtube.com/watch?v=RCxTp-6no9I (We're Desperate, Pennywise Ft. Exene, Official Audio). I wish I was being flippant but; Introducing monkey viruses to humans. I'm pretty sure that's just the start o...
And In Other News.
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As you may have detected. I've recently been making do with the Sky Original; "Brave New World." https://youtube.com/watch?v=EKxTI9btf5k (Brave New World |Official Trailer | Sky One, Sky TV). Which seems designed entirely to remind us of the snatch line; "Jessica Brown Findlay Nudes Leaked!" Prompting the obvious response; "Honestly. I think Downton Abbey's the only thing we've seen where she's kept her clothes on." "And we're not totally sure we've seen Downton Abbey." #PublicSchoolWank. https://youtube.com/watch?v=JrskibEHNbs (Gold, Spandau Ballet, Classics, Official Audio). Also. UK Channel 4 has recently premiered; "Red Sparrow." Obviously I've not seen it. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/11/important-vaccine-safety-alert.html But if she's not prepared to use the password; "Soviet." I don't think I can be bothered fighting that particular three hour war. https://youtube.c...
Yep. 75 Years.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuremberg_trials More than enough time for Britain to finally learn the rules of the road. https://youtube.com/watch?v=6hhbu3vrnn0 (D.U.I, The Offspring, Official Audio). A queer bloody hill to choose to die upon. If you ask me. https://youtube.com/watch?v=ng8uBPp8BNQ (You Ain't The First, Guns N' Roses, Official Audio). Or, literally, just anybody else. https://youtube.com/watch?v=F5EUWBbvcek (Mirror In The Bathroom, The Beat, Audio, Ska200901).
And Now We Know.
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https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/11/are-we-playing-jeopardy-again.html "Yak Tong." That's the name being used by the person running a totally illegal nail salon in the residential cave next door. In complete defiance of COVID-19 restrictions. Well. That's the name being used on their mis-delivered packages. Honestly. I would have gone with; "Mohamed Robinson." https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-essex-55003424 So the county certainly has a great many statutory obligations to choose from. https://youtube.com/watch?v=CVirrNiNwl8 (Walla Walla, The Offspring, Official Audio). ; https://youtube.com/watch?v=_2XCw1pi8xg (Busted, Johnny Cash, Live, Official Audio).
As Expected.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2020-55006188 I assume though that we now have a firm start date for Act III. After all Joe Biden is right about one thing. His repeated, false claims of victory are highly irresponsible. But then, I suppose, the undermining of America as a democracy has been his goal all along.
2013's Called.
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Apparently it wants it's news back. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-55008567 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55009228 From those who apparently lack the flair of even Estado Novo. https://youtube.com/watch?v=9y-8ZiAJiQo (Waterloo, ABBA, Official Audio). See also; https://youtube.com/watch?v=WbnG3eAGb6Y (The Winner Takes It All, ABBA, Official Audio).
The Claymores Were A Nice Touch.
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If far too highbrow for the audience. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-54999008 I think we're all a bit puzzled by the further delay though. Particularly as Andrew Cuomo's one man show is firmly back on the road. John Mulaney's SNL monologue was certainly funny. But nothing lightened the mood of Lockdown 1.0 quite like the increasingly rambling daily tales of the adult daughters hating their father's cooking.
Extremely Brave Of CNN.
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https://us.cnn.com/2020/11/18/africa/lagos-nigeria-lekki-toll-gate-feature-intl/index.html Given how the Obama/Biden regime rigged Nigeria's election. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/mar/28/nigeria-election-stumbles-into-action-as-president-struggles-to-cast-vote I mean. I'm sure even the Muslims will agree. That Boko Haram thing's totally fixed. Now those old Crayolas are threatening to come out again. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/may/10/michelle-obama-nigeria-presidential-address
What A Strange & Silly Little Man.
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Thinking he "may" interrupt the grown ups. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-54912722 Seriously. How f'cking incommunicado was he?! To miss; The trial. The conviction. The passing of the sentence. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-54686812 It's okay though. I'll go wipe your bum again, hey. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/11/extremely-brave-of-cnn.html
Very Sensible.
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer has moved exclusively to Channel 4's streaming service. At episode; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Out_of_Mind,_Out_of_Sight_(Buffy_the_Vampire_Slayer) Apparently GCHQ really does need the commentary. https://youtube.com/watch?v=zPa0ewqwpSY (What Happened To You, The Offspring, Official Audio).
Seriously Though. These Manors.
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That's what, four, five times I've killed their cancer now. And all I get's the verbals. As they try and prop up the corpse. For one more round. https://youtube.com/watch?v=wpIVk2AY3sw (Bar Room Hero, Dropkick Murphy's, Official Video, Hellcat Records). Eh, son. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54986916
Strange Way To Bang A Begging Bowl.
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The cave dwellers have been back with the music to my ears. All day. Now it's got around to 7pm I knocked on the door to ask them to stop. They'd left it open. So I stuck my head in. Got the expected level of verbals. But did speak to the guy. I assume the county has been made aware. They still need to fulfil their statutory obligations. Particularly when it comes to public health hazards. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Mtv23cFtcBc (Busted, Johnny Cash, Official Audio).
Try Again Morons.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54985232 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54984297 There was only one correct takeaway from yesterday's consultation. Either take your long overdue first step on the road to recovery. Or; "What You Should Have Done" stays embargoed, contra mundum. Until it's all over and done with. After all. Britons being forced to live. As Britain has forced me and mine to live. That's not about me showing sympathy. That's about them learning empathy. Along with, maybe, some just basic competence.
Get To The Truth?!
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54991018 You're in that extremely rare situation in the world of espionage. Where people are just telling you what they did to you. Along with why they did it to you. Really slowly, with lots of pictures. Your inability to accept the truth. In the face of a mountain of evidence. That's starting to look like a genuine psychological problem. The sort of thing that leaves you in incommunicado. Until you've got it resolved.
Genuinely Quite Frightening.
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How many supporters of the Paris Agreement. Still believe that COP 26 has taken place as scheduled. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-54981425 If it wasn't for the Paris Agreement. This would be part of a Nationally Determined Contribution (NDC). A self-selected, realistic set of objectives. That Britain would be legally obligated to achieve. Rather than a list of, frankly, lies. Intended to serve no other purpose than a noisy distraction.
Certainly Funny To Watch.
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Democrat partisan gets baited. Into confirming that "Foreign Interference" was a lie. Effectively tendering his resignation. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-54982360 Although, apparently, we still need to wait. Until we can talk openly about the electoral fraud the Democrats have very clearly and obviously committed.
Derelicts Say What Now?
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https://news.sky.com/story/jeremy-corbyn-wont-have-labour-whip-restored-says-sir-keir-starmer-12135483 https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/mar/14/labour-suspends-ahmed-jewish-conspiracy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BepGmpLT9HA (Pretty Fly For A White Guy, The Offspring, Official Audio). Yeah. He can kiss his teeth. Flap his gums. Slap on all the blackface he likes. Reality ain't going to be changing none. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2XCw1pi8xg (Busted, Johnny Cash, Live, Official Audio).
Missed By Many Journalists.
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So there's no chance of them figuring out what this is really about. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54975507 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-54978460 The one contractor you would never be permitted to sign. Because he can actually deliver. Along with the growing number of derelicts. Whose debts to him still need to be paid. In full. Something to think about. Before you drive the remedial costs even higher.
Feeling Out The Second Term.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-54972269 Some of us, of course, built their professional reputation on the back of that. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-54980141 So we can no doubt look forward to fires, explosions, car & train wrecks. As the Brits continue to struggle to get their heads around it. https://youtube.com/watch?v=6hhbu3vrnn0 (D.U.I, The Offspring, Official Audio)
Omitted An Important Detail There.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-54975932 As if anyone's going to believe any of his mob were ever able to treat themselves. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/mar/14/labour-suspends-ahmed-jewish-conspiracy Seriously sloppy. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-54976558 Not that it matters much. The Price is the Price. No amount of gum flapping is ever going to bring it down any. https://youtube.com/watch?v=_48uSWHZe5A (The End of the Line, The Offspring, Official Audio).
Derelicts Say What Now?
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https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/11/derelicts-say-what.html https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54967327 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-54976372 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54977290 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-54976558 https://youtube.com/watch?v=8MIPXds8l6Y (Redundant, Green Day, Official Audio).
And Does It Make You Feel Proud?
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Putting that on TV. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54974373 So many decades after it first aired. https://youtube.com/watch?v=NvI5B_6umN8 (Original Prankster, The Offspring, Official Audio). After all. The Price is the Price. That certainly won't be bringing it down any. https://youtube.com/watch?v=FxUlr9svOgI (Run On For a Long Time, Bill Landford & The Landfordaires, Genius, Audio, Topic).
Telephone Consultation Over.
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Obviously there are confidentially issues. However I feel obligated to provide something of a read out. After all. This mess America currently finds itself in. With the Democrats still refusing to concede the election. Not at all a surprise. If you've got access to my text messages. Obviously there was some discussion of how this madness must stop now. Not too much though. It's certainly well known. How it can cause intense, almost physical, pain. Challenging such deeply held delusions head-on. I'm sure we've all had patients like that though. When it's just easier to let them go around thinking they're one of the staff. Up until the point they start trying to treat their peers. Then a firm line must be drawn. Health & Safety.
Can We Do The Obvious Joke Yet?
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Can We Do The Obvious Joke Yet? Can We Do The Obvious Joke Yet? Can We Do The Obvious Joke Yet? Can We Do The Obvious Joke Yet? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2020-54967696 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPGgVgsyX4c (Ol' Man River, Johnny Nash, Audio, Topic). Because there's certainly no pride in it. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-54971215 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwiTs60VoTM (When the Levee Breaks, Led Zeppelin, 2015, Official Audio).
Needlessly Spiteful.
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With the first simple step towards recovery still, almost unblieveably, not being taken. It seems inappropriate to start using the correct terminology. In public at least. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-54780027 After all. That is the story of every whore. At best they get two good years. Then the pay starts getting smaller. As the tricks start getting uglier. Once they're 13 years past their expiry date. The remedial costs are going to be astronomical. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxUlr9svOgI (Run for a Long Time, Bill Landford & The Landfordaires, Audio, Topic).
Warp Speed Britain.
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Warp speed. Clearly you know need it. https://news.sky.com/story/covid-19-vaccine-uk-orders-five-million-doses-of-new-moderna-jab-by-spring-next-year-12134101 You are what happened there. I recovered the mental capacity. An option that will never be available to those still lumbering around with monkey DNA. https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/health/vaccine-oxford-update-when-ready-19283599 Which is why it falls on me to explain. That's a very small sample size. On which to be claiming that it's more effective than just doing nothing. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-54959871
So Even His Sirness Is Taking The Knee Now.
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https://news.sky.com/story/george-floyd-death-labour-leader-sir-keir-starmer-takes-a-knee-in-support-of-black-lives-matter-movement-12003611 I know we're all supposed to speak in those hushed, venerated tones. About that Sainted; "Gay Community." But from the members Britain keeps pushing to the fore; https://youtube.com/watch?v=EyBwEbdI0H0 (Ghetto Gospel, 2Pac, Official Audio). Honestly. I'd consider it a miracle of they learned to stop sticking themselves into the nearest electrical socket. Let alone into their own damn kids. I mean. Seriously. We've been suffering with the Covids for how many months now. And we're how many trillions in debt. Yet still we haven't implemented the 120% tax policy. By which I mean; Just skin him and all his family. https://youtube.com/watch?v=1o9rLDCfO6o (Goodbye England's Rose, Elton John, Live, Video, Philip Anness). Along with anyone who's been fool enough to ever wish that skite a happy thought.
Depressingly. A Series Of True Stories.
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https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/11/scuds-over-tel-aviv.html Including one which involved a young woman named; "Edith." Creating the scene; Teacher; "Good morning. Today we have a new student with us. Edith from Eritrea. "So Edith. Why don't you tell us a bit about Eritrea? " Edith: "Erm, well, oh." Class: "Hello Edith. Eritrea is a new nation in East Africa. It's recently declared independence from Ethiopia. Amid much fighting many Catholics have fled." "So, Edith. Now you're here. Why don't you sit the f'ck down. And shut the f'ck up." After all. What's more welcoming? Then being heckled in your own damn language. And if you think that's too dark? Apparently the teacher was Angolan. So was hardly in full possession of all his limbs. https://youtube.com/watch?v=nrm2B0lhvYc (Holiday in Cambodia, Dead Kennedys, Convenience, Audio, Topic). But let's hear it. For all those heroic vir...
And It Was All Going So Well.
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A quiet day. Meaning no-one had to catch the rough side of my tongue. About how the Royalty cheques are feeling more than a little bit light this year. The same they've been feeling the last 25-30 years. https://youtube.com/watch?v=R1xM-r4TF6Q (Staring At The Sun, The Offspring, Official Audio). Seriously though. That's two days in a row. She's managed to fail that most basic; "Try and keep a civil tongue in your head" test. So we have to ask? What the f'ck is so f'cking wrong with her and her family. That 15 years down the road. They still can't speak their own f'cking language. https://youtube.com/watch?v=pF6FyOOKhaM (What Happened to Ypu?, The Offspring, Official Audio). And if you think that sounds harsh. I joke. It's a miracle any of us live to adulthood. My sister actually died. The twice. Simply the result of absolutely astonishingly terrible parenting.
Oh, Seriously Now.
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Either infection breeds immunity. Or we're all f'ckedity f'cked now. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-54954698 So go on Boris. Show us your number. Otherwise we're going to start thinking you're the type of mong who clogged up an ICU with a 93-94%. As for Carrie Symonds; It's been alleged she voluntarily touched that penis. Which is an instant Section 2.2 (UK Mental Health Act, 1983) https://youtube.com/watch?v=8MIPXds8l6Y (Redundant, Green Day, Official Audio). Oh, well. Hey, hoe. Maybe next time give Oxford University/Astra Zeneca a call. Clearly they've got millions of microscopes they ain't f'cking using.
Yeah. Super Relaxed.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2020-54952098 Of course, being that relaxed. Can make it hard to stay awake for much more than a week. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-50599080 And if anyone at Ben & Jerry's is still questioning; "Awake" is the grammatically correct version of; "Woke." https://youtube.com/watch?v=pvcb1mkihho (Not Face Away, Grateful Dead, NYC '71, Official Audio).
Right. Planet, Quick Search.
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What's the title of The Grateful Dead song featuring the lyric; "You are the eyes of the World." I mean. Apparently they're big fans of bootlegging. Just not what you would describe as; "Detail Orientated." Oh. Okay then. https://youtube.com/watch?v=vCy9k_RWlvA (Eyes of the World, Grateful Dead, Studio, Audio, LongStrangeTrip710). Now why does my version cut out after about 9 minutes?
Scuds Over Tel Aviv.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-54942546 Which, strangely, does put me onto more familiar territory. A suprisingly large amount of my school days were spent seeing the latest Eritrean refugee being introduced to the class. Reminding everyone why there were so many Eritrean refugees. I'm sure that will help provoke Eritrea into coming to the Tigrayan's rescue.
Yes. That Needed Cleaning Up.
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The original version displayed alarming signs of sociopathy. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/election-us-2020-54937350 Being so utterly devoid of empathy. You assume that every open-ended statement agrees with you. What with you being the only real person in the universe. Everyone else just being mannequins, there for your entertainment.
Oh, Working From Home.
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Well, that's face saved then. I'm sure Britain has now suddenly got another way out from under. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-54941846 Also. The Labour Party really should stop attempting to plagarise my work. They're only half-right. Until Britain cauterises the festing wound that is the Labour Party. It's only ever going to be a bit; "Nearer My God To Thee."
Obvious Aides Joke.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54937006 As in; They think they're doing fine. They think they're doing fine. They think they're doing fine. They think they're doing fine. Until they finally realise. They're really not. By which point it's too late. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gr8AjZrFzAg (My Boy Builds Coffins, Florence + The Machine, Official Audio). Now is it possible to dumb it down enough? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-54933193 For the next name on the list. https://youtube.com/watch?v=kRhXs_VunEw (Dirty Beats, Toni Size, Audio, Topic).
Tony Blair. Jonathan Powell.
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Gordon Brown. Tom Scholar, Stephen Carter, Jeremy Heywood. David Cameron. Edward Llewellyn. Theresa May. Fiona Hill, Nick Timothy, Gavin Barwell. Sorry. Just totting up. How little this news matters. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-54933511 I assume the next name on the list has figured out; Britain doesn't get out from under this. Until Britain chooses to get out from under it. https://youtube.com/watch?v=l8hJvVkDuGo (You Can Have Her, Waylon Jennings, Official Audio). https://youtube.com/watch?v=mmlgc6znnNA (Run On, Elvis Presley, Official Audio). https://youtube.com/watch?v=_48uSWHZe5A (The End of the Line, The Offspring, Official Audio).
So A State Funeral?
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-54874713 We know all about Britain's fetish for that sort of evil. We've certainly all seen the 'happy place' they've been trying to console themselves in. As the going has got tough. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54889033 What shall we do instead. Put them on Prime Time TV. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-54930488 #SluggishInstruments.
By Any Other Name.
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I was wondering how they were going to dig themselves out of that. Having whipped the gay vote up.into a frenzy. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54919497 I see they've simply decided to abide with the decision their superior made for them. That's rather the point though. Isn't it Britain. Everybody already knows that they don't yet need to be baby killers. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-54913047 They simply need to manage expectations. Until they get themselves to the inevitable extraction point.
Now We Must Lighten The Mood.
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So here's some footage; Of the old Keir Starmer! https://twitter.com/Keir_Starmer/status/1326454592184475648 Wandering around. Like he's still entitled. https://youtube.com/watch?v=lhCQeiQNIPo (Free Satpal Ram, Asian Dub Foundation, Audio, indiedancepop). Seriously though?! How many million pound mansions can be try and run through. Still claiming he can't see a single one. https://youtube.com/watch?v=F5EUWBbvcek (Mirror In The Bathroom, The Beat, Audio, Ska200901).
A Wee Sad Verse Now.
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So for whatever hateful nation they find themselves in. This #SinglesDay. Let me assure them; The day you try and stare down that whole cliff. That's the day it will eat you alive. https://youtube.com/watch?v=JIfOc6Tknvs (The Foggy Dew, The Wolfe Tones, Audio, Topic). #Quick! I've no shame in asking for a #tissue https://youtube.com/watch?v=QHUG9f32OXk (My Old Man, The Irish Brigade, Lovely, Audio, Topic).
Quick Question.
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Wouldn't it be a lot easier. Just to swap Nagano-Karabakh for Nakhichevan? And proving my status as an impartial, woefully uniformed, observer. I genuinely mean that as a question. I honestly now expect to.be bombarded with replies. Informing me why, in great detail, exactly I'm an idiot. Just kidding. I think we all know how Twitter's made its position quite clear. Regarding those who dare to warn of the #alleged Incoming. https://youtube.com/watch?v=B_nlnT7VwZk (Valley of Knockanure, Sean Dunphy, The Very Best, Audio, Topic).
Yeah. I'm Having A Bad Day.
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Well. Someone's having a really bad day. I'm filing it under; "Distinctly Mixed." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2XCw1pi8xg (Busted, Johnny Cash, Live, Official Audio). But if, in the very near future. I find myself using the phrase; "Why don't you go f'ck yourself. And all your ugly f'cking children. All the way to the kingdom the f'ck cum." Rest assured. In London, U. That's not swearing. That's a warm up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8nPHTKwQbU (Shutdown, SKEPTA, Official Audio).
People Heard That, Right?
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https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/11/oh-seriously-now.html https://youtube.com/watch?v=lA2Q6sTbqV8 (Hard Ain'T It Hard, Woody Guthrie, Early Years, Audio, Topic). I mean. I think everyone's noticed. Those people. Who've spent the last 15 years praying for my Bankruptcy. So their dreams can finally begin. Filing for Bankruptcy. Their own damn selves. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Mtv23cFtcBc (Busted, Johnny Cash, Official Audio). Sadly. I think we all know. The Official Receiver will still find a way to Fff-screw it up. Like it's; #1; https://youtube.com/watch?v=IMXxDB2J03U (The House of the Rising Sun, Woody Guthrie, Smithsonian Singles, Audio, Topic). #2; https://youtube.com/watch?v=Aya_nJtfJwg (House of the Rising Sun, Bob Dylan, Official Audio). #3; https://youtube.com/watch?v=d79rtHQVdSI (The House of the Rising Sun, Nina Simone, Just, Official Audio). #4; https://youtube.com/watch?v=VixdIglCZXk (House of the Rising Sun, The Animals, Official Au...
Oh, Seriously Now.
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Go phone the AA, eh. https://news.sky.com/story/police-dealing-with-incident-after-car-crashes-into-police-station-in-north-london-12130240 This; "But it's only my first day!" Excuse is getting really tired now. And some of us still have a dinner to make. https://youtube.com/watch?v=YtUMkSJvIPQ (Who's Gonna Shoe Your Pretty Little Feet, Woody Guthrie, Poor Boy, Audio, Topic).
So They Don't Teach Mandarin.
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In the UK Labour Party's education department. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/11/everyday-it-gets-harder-to-deny.html I thought the message from the Progressive People's Republic of China was pretty darn clear. https://youtube.com/watch?v=X2TYH_qTGv8 (Time Of Your Life, Green Day, Official Audio).
Yep. What An Absolute Arse.
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They really should've sent Ben Wallace. Apparently he's quite the expert in cowardly attacks. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13136767/ben-wallace-helped-foil-ira-bomb-21/ Even if he and his fellow basement dwellers still seem unfamiliar with the terms. https://youtube.com/watch?v=ehukpdse8_w (My Little Armalite, The Irish Brigade, Audio, Topic). Sadly it's neither a joke not a boast. But I'm willing to bet that I've actually got more pointless bits of tin. Than him and his whole mob. https://youtube.com/watch?v=_awJkzQlLOg (The Man From Mullingar, The Irish Rovers, Official Audio).
Offering Absolutely No Solution.
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So increasing the pressure of governments in Less Economically Developed Countries (LEDC's) to NOT introduce laws to combat deforestation and therefore Climate Change. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-54894962 I really don't understand why US Democrats didn't take the same approach to COVID-19 as they did to Climate Change. Simply holding a press conference saying that they had defeated it. And, in doing so, making all evidence to the contrary magically disappear.
Oh, Dear. What A Shame.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-54876148 If only someone had given them a clear, easy-to-follow, step-by-step guide. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmlgc6znnNA (Run On, Elvis Presley, Official Audio). Also; Scoreboard. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-54887526 It's been obvious for a good long while. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54897918 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdkaRbS5dc4 (You're Crazy, Guns N' Roses, Official Audio). Aren't we all surprised it's been indulged this far already? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-54902918 However. If preservation of life continues to be an objective. Then failure continues to be the only destination. As I've said; If Britain wanted these people to still be alive. It should have intervened. Before they took the decision to end their own lives. https://youtube.com/watch?v=_48uSWHZe5A (The End of the Line, The Offspring, Official Audio).
Today is a New Day.
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November 11th 2020 (11/11/20). What?! Clearly they started it. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/11/one-of-better-brooklyn-99-moments.html Although. In their defence. The move to the new network meant a whole new production schedule. For example they lost the fan favourite Halloween Heist episode. Also. Perfect Lockdown viewing; https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6443932/ The young couple who took social-distancing that little bit too far.
Certainly No Pride In It.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-54895219 It will be a Lockdown Christmas. So I'm preparing another performance. Which may not be to everyone's taste. https://youtube.com/watch?v=nxTnJPIl20U (Dedicated Follow Of Fashion, The Kinks, Official Audio). Given the Armenian suffix. https://youtube.com/watch?v=oMbOW4qiOB4 (Musclebound, Spandau Ballet, 2010, Official Audio).
Unfortunately Most Of Those Questions.
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Were along the lines of; "Who am I?" "Where am I? " "What's going on?" "Are you my grandchildren?" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-54887700 Britain's urgent desire to employ a highly skilled professional is perfectly understandable though. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-54892098 After all. Twitter's rampant disregard for the 1st Amendment. If that were found to be in-kind donations to the Democrat Party. Then that's something which would certainly have implications. Team Biden's views on the Zuckerbergs of this World are, of course, well established. So you'd think they'd be much better at reading the runes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svoboda_(political_party)
Check The Scoreboard.
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Which has surely got to be the only appropriate way for me to respond. When the Supreme Super Interstellar Intergalactic Mission Commander demands that more tests must be completed. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-54888464 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54885657 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-54888376 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-54891097
So Has Immediately Been Appointed.
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The Supreme Intergalatic Mission Commander?! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-54880984 The stroppy and, clearly, extremely mentally vulnerable 15 year old, I mean. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxWiawb6jNI (Dead Horse, Guns N' Roses, Official Audio). *tuts* Seriously. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-54886213 You'd think those who have to ask would be well used to it by now. Doing what the f'ck they're told to do. When the f'ck they're told to do it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fel7_Kvf8P0 (The Auld Triangle, Dropkick Murphys, Official Audio).
They Should Start Immediately.
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It's a simple matter of reversing a clerical error so moronic it should never have been made. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54882091 I mean. Surely they've spotted how happy everybody is. Now the UK Life Sciences sector has been binned off. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54882091 And the country is going to return to reality. After such a long break. https://www.sciencemediacentre.org/expert-reaction-to-comments-made-by-prof-sir-john-bell-about-whether-life-could-be-returning-to-normal-by-spring-on-bbc-radio-4s-world-at-one/
How Embarrassing.
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Almost screwing it up for everyone. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54879676 Again. https://youtube.com/watch?v=BepGmpLT9HA (Pretty Fly For A White Guy, The Offspring, Official Audio). But please. Tell us some more about this anointed one. https://www.amazon.com/Pretty-Debate-T-Shirt-Election-T-shirt/dp/B08L6BHNVN :eek! Alpha. Omega. It's never been a choice. https://youtube.com/watch?v=2PpxJb1VgmM (Hypodermic, The Offspring, Official Audio).
Old Man Yells At Cloud.
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https://memepediadankmemes.fandom.com/wiki/Old_Man_Yells_at_Cloud They know can't broadcast it. https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-joe-biden-says-challenge-facing-us-over-covid-19-is-immense-and-growing-despite-new-vaccine-hopes-12128662 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2020-54875485 Yet they're choosing to broadcast it anyway. https://www.bbc.com/editorialguidelines/guidance/vulnerable-contributors As with King Canute & his courtiers. It's certainly a valid comparison. What with COVID-19 being a droplet borne disease. Which is why it is killed by heat. Just as President Trump has been saying all along. Well, technically it's; "As Effective As Just Doing Nothing." https://us.cnn.com/2020/11/09/health/pfizer-covid-19-vaccine-effective/index.html But what's life, without a little room for rhetorical colour. https://youtube.com/watch?v=SinOJQT5J4g (I Ride an Old Paint, Woody Guthrie, a/v, Smithsonian Folkways).
Come On Now, Britain.
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" Less Effective Than Doing Nothing." https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-pfizer-vaccine-found-to-be-90-effective-in-great-day-for-science-and-humanity-12128452 You can't be thinking Pfizer were intending that as a boast. https://youtube.com/watch?v=WUCnPjv_hRM (The Grouch, Green Day, Official Audio). Rather than providing us all with an example of 21st Century Bear Baiting. By forcing UK Life Sciences to try and spot the difference. For our amusement and entertainment. https://youtube.com/watch?v=KGd11AkfC50 (Traktor, Wretch-32, Explicit, Official Audio). Obviously I had to be explicit. Britain has great difficulty understanding. The phrase; "Not My Problem." Does not mean ; "I Don't Care." It means they have sole & exclusive responsibility. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54872352 To arrive at the extraction point. Intact and on time. https://youtube.com/watch?v=mmlgc6znnNA (Run On, Elvis Presley, Official Audio). https://youtube.com/watch?v...
So, Yes.
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Clearly it's going to be a long time. Before Joe Biden and his team of Doctors appear on a British broadcaster. https://news.sky.com/story/joe-biden-formulates-plan-to-battle-coronavirus-with-new-adviser-picks-12127968 https://www.bbc.com/editorialguidelines/guidance/vulnerable-contributors Even if OFCOM have become increasingly sloppy of late. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54188788
Oh Dear.
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Cue the honking seals. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-54873105 When it really should be obvious. What's emerging as the big transatlantic talking point. Section 8.22 of the UK Broadcasting Code. The most informative part of the BBC's output at the moment. https://www.bbc.com/editorialguidelines/guidance/vulnerable-contributors
Now Wish Me Luck.
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It was at some point during Lockdown 1.0 I discovered; The Tesco Express' selection of frozen pizza is sh", what less than useful. So I picked up an all cheese version. Along with a selection of random meats. All of which need to be cooked at different temperatures. Today, amid Lockdown 2.0, I decided to risk it. Tomorrow we shall discover how many souls think that was a mistake And exactly how much I'm going to regret all that hot sauce. And if you're alarmed. By those sirens suddenly cutting through the silence. Let me assure you. Those sirens have always been there.
Something Of A Lukewarm Opening.
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But only about three hours warning. So stick with it. After all. Apparently Joe Biden's transitioning. And The Mask nutter only becomes openly transphobic about halfway through. https://youtube.com/watch?v=8rX1Xki2vzc (It Follows, Minor Threat, Audio, Topic). Seriously though #Brooklyn99. Where are they registered? The local f"kin' cat sanctuary. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/oct/31/megan-rapinoe-sue-bird-engaged-uswnt-wnba But much more importantly; When's it going to get funny again. No rush, of course. We're still waiting for Channel 4 News to get picked for games.
It Could Be Worse I Suppose.
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https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/11/apparently-absolution-was-not-sought.html It could be a Scot. https://youtube.com/watch?v=h0JE_gVtAkY (We're Coming Down The Road, Blair Memorial 2011, Video, Band Parades - Promoting the Band Scene). Seriously. Watch it in full. On whatever streaming service is available in your region. https://news.sky.com/video/joe-biden-says-lets-give-each-other-a-chance-and-reaches-out-to-trump-supporters-12127172 It has got to be the most surreal concession speech ever delivered. https://youtube.com/watch?v=yfl6Lu3xQW0 (Don't Mention the War, Fawlty Towers, Video, BBC Comedy Greats). So, in summary; https://youtube.com/watch?v=RwMwrft7So8 (The Plot Against America, Official Trailer, Video, HBO). Trump is staying in the White House. Joe Biden is going to go be President. In a similarly secure location. https://youtube.com/watch?v=e7KkMJMDW2A (78 RPM, Stiff Little Fingers, 2002, Official Audio). Hopefully that will serve as a Binding Spell ...
I Still Think Nicola Adams...
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. ..should be vowed to Chris Brown "You know she's a gay, right?" You assume I like him. https://youtube.com/watch?v=ywMD3GLoKG4 (Kiss With A Fist, Florence + The Machine, Official Audio). #AFirstForTheCIA! https://youtube.com/watch?v=AO7nEgAFdS4 (Do You Wanna Dance, The Queers, Audio, Topic). Not. My. Problem. https://youtube.com/watch?v=SsaFBNvhceA (Kashmir, Led Zeppelin, 1990, Official Audio). So any word on that Harry Kane fellow? Regarding a decent hobby. After all; "Being a Professional Footballer." That's got to be the only acceptable excuse. For any member of the civilised world to take an interest in that Hand-Egg nonsense.
Apparently Absolution Was Not Sought.
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https://news.sky.com/story/us-election-results-president-elect-joe-biden-arrives-at-church-on-his-first-day-of-business-12127663 And it certainly wasn't given. https://youtube.com/watch?v=xdYuMDqRt9g (Amazing Grace, Brian Boru Irish Pipe Band, Single, Audio, Topic). Seriously though. Can we all just not have a day from this bollox now. Or 3-5 years.
Mildly Amusing Fact.
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In an episode of the TV Show; "Scrubs." One of the Doctors makes a joke. About putting a patient on the drug Interferon. To start Interfering with their MS. That is exactly the joke the drug manufacturer made when choosing the name. Which, if nothing else, shows that some Black men listen to country. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8hJvVkDuGo (You Can Have Her, Waylon Jennings, Official Audio).
Some Things Can Speak For Themselves.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-54840746 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-54841316 Although the mere fact we're in Lockdown 2.0 seems to suggest that Boris Johnson shouldn't be amongst them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwEOZtJm8pU (Bob Wills Is Still The King, The Rolling Stones, Live, Official Video).
My Hair Clippers Arrived
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And the free trial has been cancelled. It actually turned out to be hair clippers, beard trimmer and nose hair trimmer. Suggesting I probably shouldn't be doing this sort of thing whilst still a bit drunk. Even if it took Lockdown 1.0 to remind me. How amazing it is. To get super-high then crop your own hair. https://youtube.com/watch?v=EtCLarM4TNI (Black Is The Color, Nina Simone, Wind, Official Audio).
May He Have A Long Life.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUJp3O_79zU (Stranger That Fiction, Bad Religion, Official Audio). After all. COVID-19 may cause thespis. But why should that get him out the thit. https://youtube.com/watch?v=DcvWrxrNk4k (Worried Man Blues, Carter Family, a/v ILOveOldies). I think we can all agree though. #SNL is going to be awesome. Apparently the moment you see it you'll absolutely plotz. https://youtube.com/watch?v=h0JE_gVtAkY (We're Coming Down The Road, Blair Memorial 2011, Video, Band Parades - Promoting the Band Scene).
When Act II Begins.
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It shall be entitled; "Super Eurovision." https://youtube.com/watch?v=SinOJQT5J4g (I Ride an Old Paint, Woody Guthrie, a/v, Smithsonian Folkways). And the traditional figures shall embarass themselves. In the traditional fashion. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZI0_aR7BuA (The Last Of Our Kind, Rykka, Official Video, Eurovision Song Contest).
Britain's MI6. Still Useless.
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Strictly useless. https://youtube.com/watch?v=R1xM-r4TF6Q (Staring At The Sun, The Offspring, Official Audio). There's no pride in it. Having a prank played on you by the bigger boys. There's certainly no pride in continuing to blast away at it. Even after the bigger boys have clearly explained to you that was only ever intended as a prank. And are instructing you to proceed, at haste, to the extraction point. Alpha. Omega. It's all the same. https://youtube.com/watch?v=HbwaTo3XhAs (The End of the Line, The Offspring, Official Audio). I mean. Surely. It can't have escaped their attention that they're already in Lockdown 2.0. Where remedial costs are only going to sky rocket. https://youtube.com/watch?v=F5EUWBbvcek (Mirror In The Bathroom, The Beat, Audio, Ska200901). A rush job. Obviously. https://youtube.com/watch?v=LQDYmN5migU (The Part NBC Cut Out, London 2012, Video, Chesney C). With audio; https://youtube.com/watch?v=wcrOq0-5JPo (Abide With Me, Smell Sande, Lon...
*Yawns*
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That's finally been recorded in the ledger. https://news.sky.com/story/us-election-2020-joe-biden-projected-to-beat-donald-trump-and-become-next-president-12123216 "Knowingly made false claim of victory." "In malicious effort to obstruct investigation into electoral fraud." https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ld6z8Jwmt8Q (The Hustle, Van McCoy, Original Mix, Official Audio). ; https://youtube.com/watch?v=xz2tChEEZn8 (You Had Time, Ani DiFranco, Audio, HybridFalcon).
But Let's Hear It For Joe Biden.
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Apparently he's secured almost 76 million votes! From a pool of 100 million ineligible ballots. Meaning that if the Democrats do contest the 2024 Election. They'll be starting for minus 24 million votes. So Keith Ellison clearly needs to explain. Like an operator. To a ship. How do you plot to steal an election. Yet end up tanking it that badly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVjk_aFdfF8 (Kinky Boots, The Irish Brigade, Audio, Topic).
How Perculiar.
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They seem to be operating in a reality. Where COVID-19 never happened and they're currently hosting the COP26 Summit. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-54840311 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-54841528 I guess we owe the Progressives an apology. Apparently simply saying there's no evidence that COVID-19 exists makes it true. Oh, wait. No. Hang on. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54815677
Today is a New Day.
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November 7th 2020 (7/11/20). And as I was saying. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-54851759 To the DNI; No more miracles for you. Turns out you're actually going to have to work a day in your life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxiDkybudJg (Cedartown Georgia, Waylon Jennings, Official Audio).
This Act I Has Grown Boring.
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It's Friday night. So maybe we just let the Democrats work through all their little tantrums. At the same time. Like it's 1865. https://youtube.com/watch?v=eWvdf_51Iq0 (The Fighting 69th, The Wolfe Tones, a/v, ©Fegral). Obviously I'm not suggesting anything utterly insane. Like the reintroduction of; "The Fairness Doctrine." However. Surely we reach a point. Where every broadcast media in the country blaring out; " THE DEMOCRATS ARE STEALING THE ELECTION!" "THE DEMOCRATS ARE STEALING THE ELECTION!" "THE DEMOCRATS ARE STEALING THE ELECTION!" Becomes the proverbial fire in the theatre. https://youutube.com/watch?v=Rse-eSFFz9s (Drinkin' and Dreamin', Waylon Jennings, Official Audio).
Like I Said Joe.
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I can always fill the time. If you'd like. https://youtube.com/watch?v=hXNOx61Jrr0 (True Confession, The Silvertones, Audio, Copasetic Boom). Hmm. CNN are still rumouring that he will take to the pillar tonight. Despite his Consglieres telling him that it's not happening. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/11/oops-mask-slipped-there.html
Still No Word From The Dungeon?
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https://www.rferl.org/a/kosovar-president-resigns-after-confirming-war-crimes-charges/30931663.html https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/biden-secret-service/2020/11/06/0057dc5e-1fd9-11eb-90dd-abd0f7086a91_story.html https://youtube.com/watch?v=fNTAsqgNGDs (The Defence, Bad Religion, Official Audio). Honestly. We're all a bit surprised. That the Anti-Counterfeiting Agency. Hasn't done more. Sooner. https://www.rferl.org/a/eu-blacklists-lukashenka-son-13-others-over-crackdown-in-belarus/30934110.html https://youtube.com/watch?v=aJfgHSUlr-s (Yakety Yak, The Coasters, Rhino, Audio, Topic).
Oops. The Mask Slipped There.
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In their most recent (~18:00) press conference. Election officials in Pennsylvania confirmed. What we've all known throughout. "Eligible Ballots" and "Absentee/Postal Ballots" are two legally distinct categories of ballot. They cannot be used interchangeably. Particularly not with malice & aforethought. America and the World certainly can't pretend they weren't pre-warned. Of what the Democrats were plotting to get up to there. https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2020/10/28/philadelphia-protest-police-commissioner-danielle-outlaw-blood-thrown-walter-wallace-shooting/ https://youtube.com/watch?v=27nelE9BuHo (Don't You Think This Outlaw Bit's Done Got Out Of Hand, Waylon Jennings, Official Audio).
Show Us The Dummy!
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Puppet_Show_(Buffy_the_Vampire_Slayer)en Whereas last night's episode of #Blindspot; Domestic Drone Program. https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/biden-secret-service/2020/11/06/0057dc5e-1fd9-11eb-90dd-abd0f7086a91_story.html #SpoilerAlert. https://imdb.com/title/tt9434234/quote https://youtube.com/watch?v=9jQGA--UwS0 (Pipebomb on Landsdowne, Dropkick Murphy's, Official Audio).
"We Are Counting Ineligible Ballots!"
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"We Are Counting Ineligible Ballots!" Yeah. Every time a US election official says that. It's evidence of electoral fraud. If COVID-19's taught the Progressives anything. Surely it's that simply shouting; "There Is No Evidence!" Doesn't actually make the evidence disappear. Facts still matter. Reality still matters. People are still going to die.
An Appropriate Way To Celebrate Bonfire Night.
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P'ssing on the Catholic Church. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-54837040 Also; https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-54839329 You're right wooden nickels. The deadline was three days ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLG0kGyw0Ko (The Wurlitzer Prize, Waylon Jennings, Official Audio).
Yes. Britain.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-54833331 Everyone did notice you wasting yet another crucial week of mine. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54622293 Meaning you now need to do much more to aid your American ally. As it comes under sustained attack. After all. Isn't that what BBC World Service, Radio Free Europe etc were set up to do. Interject a little bit of reality. When the tyrant starts makes deranged claims. About record turnouts and ballot boxes stuffed with support for them. Well. I say; "Crucial." Of all the brattish teenager's wild claims. Surely that's got to be the hardest to believe. That they weren't informed in advance. Everybody was informed in advance. It's the way it's always been. https://www.rferl.org/a/apparent-ballot-box-stuffer-is-caught-red-handed----and-blue-gloved----at-russian-polling-station/30700701.html We just assumed it was part of the plea deal. Anyone contemplating voting Democrat being instructed to si...
You Want Russia To Troll Your Election?
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Okay then. https://www.rferl.org/a/apparent-ballot-box-stuffer-is-caught-red-handed----and-blue-gloved----at-russian-polling-station/30700701.html So; "Ooh. Get her!" https://lawandcrime.com/2020-election/come-on-now-michigan-judge-scoffs-at-and-tosses-trump-campaign-lawsuit-backed-by-hearsay-evidence/ https://edition.cnn.com/2020/11/02/politics/new-mueller-report-released/index.html https://youtube.com/watch?v=8LIDR2ySLlo (Honky Tonk Heroes, Waylon Jennings, Official Audio).
I Would Say That.
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Barbados needs to formally disavow her. https://edition.cnn.com/2018/09/21/entertainment/rihanna-ambassador-barbados/index.html That though would leave her exclusively in the hands of US Democrats. And we've all seen how they want to vow her. https://youtube.com/watch?v=xOedot5rp8Q (It's A Hard Knock Life For Us, Annie, Audio, ronhagenees).