Twitter With Brain Cells

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15693633/Huw-Edwards-publicist-ridicules-Radio-2-star-Scott-Mills-BBC-sacking-declaring-world-live-in.html Just kidding! https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/03/its-certainly-interesting-choice-of.html Seriously though. I honestly feel like I need more information to form an opinion. However, given my current understanding of the relative age differences and the lesser wealth/power inbalance this seems more borderline than full BBC. And I'm not just saying that because of the long service medal. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tv/article-15694261/scott-mills-eurovision-replacement-bbc-sexual-offences.html

https://news.sky.com/story/man-charged-after-car-hit-pedestrians-in-derby-city-centre-13525748 Particularly given the bladed article charge. 

https://news.sky.com/story/grooming-gangs-inquiry-chair-promises-to-confront-uncomfortable-truths-13526226 

https://news.sky.com/story/us-army-suspends-helicopter-crews-that-flew-near-kid-rocks-home-13526628 Even with Prince Harry on the crew. 

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-us-israel-kharg-island-netanyahu-lebanon-strikes-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11441675#liveblog-body Even if he is too dim to realise that. 

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-us-israel-kharg-island-netanyahu-lebanon-strikes-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11440708#liveblog-body Essentially the Private of White Privelage. 

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-us-israel-kharg-island-netanyahu-lebanon-strikes-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11440349#liveblog-body 

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-us-israel-kharg-island-netanyahu-lebanon-strikes-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11438938#liveblog-body So that isn't going to work. 

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-us-israel-kharg-island-netanyahu-lebanon-strikes-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11438613#liveblog-body 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/30/donald-trump-jr-not-worried-for-kids-after-tiger-woods-arrest/ 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/30/rihanna-home-shooter-loses-speech-language-pathology-license/ 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/30/lindsey-graham-at-disneyworld-amidst-government-shutdown/ 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/30/kid-rock-army-helicopter-at-house-being-investigated/ 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/30/tiger-woods-wont-hire-driver-because-of-privacy-concerns/ 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/30/bullet-that-killed-charlie-kirk-not-a-match-to-tyler-robinson-gun/ 

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/iran-news/article-891751 They were provided with pro tips at the start of this. It's no-one else's fault that they're too entitled and brattish to learn. 

https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/benjamin-netanyahu/article-891721 Saudi Arabia will normalise relations with Israel to route oil pipelines through it. Rather than going via Syria or Turkey. 

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-891706 But having your hand trapped in a woodchipper can be distracting. Plus their near total control of the Pakistani state should render it rather moot. 

https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/defense-news/article-891690 The fact it's only been invented now to justify the colonisation and ethnic cleansing already proves that it's a fiction. 

Tuesday March 31st 2026 (31/3/26). And its on with the thrill of chores. 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/30/washington-dc-plane-crash-video-new-angle/ Some might even say an intolerably long time. 

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-us-israel-kharg-island-netanyahu-lebanon-strikes-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11437942#liveblog-body They set out with no plan other than to bomb Iran for 6 weeks. They've bombed Iran for 6 weeks. Therefore they've succeeded. 

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-us-israel-kharg-island-netanyahu-lebanon-strikes-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11436264#liveblog-body 

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-us-israel-kharg-island-netanyahu-lebanon-strikes-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11435687#liveblog-body 

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-us-israel-kharg-island-netanyahu-lebanon-strikes-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11435288#liveblog-body 

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-us-israel-kharg-island-netanyahu-lebanon-strikes-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11435059#liveblog-body 

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-us-israel-kharg-island-netanyahu-lebanon-strikes-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11434861#liveblog-body 

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-us-israel-kharg-island-netanyahu-lebanon-strikes-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11434714#liveblog-body 

Monday March 30th 2026 (30/3/26). Yesterday seemed like too many posts. I'll try to keep it down. 

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-strikes-us-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11433433#liveblog-body

Sunday March 29th 2026 (29/3/26). I wonder how I'll cope with that lost hour of sleep. 

https://news.sky.com/story/when-do-the-clocks-go-forward-and-should-daylight-savings-be-scrapped-13335364 Now, if you'll excuse me I've got to recalculate 16 different timezones.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-strikes-us-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11425362#liveblog-body 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/27/tiger-woods-arrested-for-dui/ 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/27/donald-trump-reacts-to-tiger-woods-crash/ 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/27/claudia-jordan-says-trump-showing-signs-of-dementia/  Particularly during that Saudi investment thing. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/03/i-know-line-between-pakistan-and-cia.html

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/27/pete-hegseth-removes-black-and-female-officers-from-promotions-list/ Particularly junior NCO's and above. 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/27/donald-trump-tiger-woods-not-playing-2026-masters-golf-insider-claim/ Although I can't remember whether he was part of the LIV Tour or not. I've never really been one for the caddy community. 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/27/tiger-woods-mug-shot-released-after-dui-arrest/ It could be worse though. https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/17/ted-sarandos-contacts-meghan-markle-with-lawyer/ 

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-891451 Find out where she lives. Make the petrol bomb. Throw it. Half a day's work, tops. 

https://www.jpost.com/opinion/article-891255 At least one Hollywood star certainly seems to have. https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/24/alan-ritchson-body-cam-video-shows-fight-with-neighbor/ 

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/article-891459 

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/article-891453 

Saturday March 28th 2026 (28/3/26). I'm suddenly very aware that I'm supposed to be recovering from a gym cycle. And that I was nursing an injury at the end of that gym cycle. 

https://news.sky.com/story/tiger-woods-crash-latest-golfer-rolls-car-in-florida-13523799?postid=11421926#liveblog-body Where one day they might earn the chance to caddy for a pro.

https://news.sky.com/story/three-killed-in-tourist-helicopter-crash-in-hawaii-13525300 Repeatedly. 

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-strikes-us-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11417035#liveblog-body

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-strikes-us-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11422161#liveblog-body 

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-strikes-us-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11422123#liveblog-body I didn't realise it had officially become the 51st State.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/26/savannah-guthrie-talks-ransom-notes/ Not that framing the payment of bill that was freely run up as a ransom saw them off to the best start. 

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/article-891397 

Friday March 27th 2026 (27/3/26). It's never too soon for the weekend to start. 

https://news.sky.com/story/family-of-former-zutons-star-criticise-police-over-handling-of-racist-attack-investigation-13524827 It sounds like he started throwing his weight around with a group of yobs then discovered how little he weighs.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-strikes-us-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11414126#liveblog-body

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-strikes-us-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11413391#liveblog-body

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-strikes-us-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11411519#liveblog-body While today's hammer has been; "Club."

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15680037/Josh-Duhamel-refuses-speak-politics.html

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15671653/chappell-roan-gestures-security-guard-team-jude-law-daughter-tears.html You'd need to be, to think you could get away with a lie that blatant.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15679483/Sydney-Sweeney-emotional-troops-brother-deployed-iran.html We can only hope General Bonespurs ends it before there's a need for anymore little 'pranks.' https://edition.cnn.com/2024/10/21/politics/two-navy-pilots-killed-jet-crash

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/26/mysterious-videos-white-house-instagram-x/ It turns out I won't be watching Season 1 of; "The Bear." I'm starting to think the Taste of Disney+ on ITV is just a way to trick people into signing up for Disney+. 

https://www.jpost.com/american-politics/article-891219 That neither Iran nor Hezbollah were involved. 

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-891230

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/iran-news/article-891241 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9d415g55nno Well. What he should really be doing is staying at home. Worrying about his tax bill. 

Thursday March 26th 2026 (26/3/26). I had been hoping to keep yard work up over Winter. But I don't know if you heard. In Britain it started raining around New Years. Then it was March. 

https://news.sky.com/story/denmark-election-pm-frederiksen-faces-fight-to-stay-in-post-after-losses-13524098

https://news.sky.com/story/woman-pleads-not-guilty-to-attempted-murder-of-rihanna-after-shooting-at-stars-home-13524319 Provided certain people have realised what's hampering their communication efforts.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/24/rihanna-home-shooter-could-lose-professional-license/ 

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-strikes-us-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11400540#liveblog-body Maybe he needs to be reminded of how he almost lost it. 

Wednesday March 25th 2026 (25/3/26). I need to do something about this sensible drinking. It's playing havoc with my sleep. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15673327/Miley-Cyrus-Hannah-Montana-20th-Anniversary-Special.html A Bisexual Songstress From Tennessee!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6x9aWBNQHg (I Ain't Gonna Play No Second Fiddle, Bessie Smith, Greatest, Audio, Topic).

https://news.sky.com/story/five-people-escape-and-two-injured-after-building-collapses-in-oldham-13523977 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTzNgpNybt8 (I'm Down In The Dumps, Bessie Smith, 1^th, Audio, Topic).

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-strikes-us-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11392177#liveblog-body It's because what he's done/doing is so astonishingly stupid everyone's desperate for any sign that he's going to stop.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-strikes-us-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11398886#liveblog-body https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/03/it-seems-unlikely-that-iran-is-speaking.html I can't speak for the Pakistani Military and its misguided love affair with the CIA. However I won't be explaining it to them until after the Battleships & Bunting have come out. https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-strikes-us-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11391578#liveblog-body

 https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-strikes-us-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11394836#liveblog-body

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-strikes-us-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11391553#liveblog-body 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/24/taylor-frankie-paul-says-2023-attack-video-affecting-daughter/ And I've certainly been able to read it many times. 

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/article-890704 Strength in defeat. 

Tuesday March 24th 2026 (24/3/26). Spring has returned. And with it, yard work. 

https://www.jbsa.mil/News/News/Article/462147/making-the-jump-former-airman-credits-air-force-for-successful-acting-career/ Rather like the fact Steve Buscemi was a 9/11 Firefighter. Then didn't mention it to anyone for the next 20 years.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-strikes-us-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11391053#liveblog-body

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-strikes-us-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11390694#liveblog-body Then resignations, trials and deaths in prison.

https://news.sky.com/story/police-launch-investigation-after-arson-attack-on-ambulances-in-north-london-13523274?postid=11385889#liveblog-body You'd think the guy off of USAF in Saudi Arabia during the first Gulf War would know that(!) 

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-strikes-us-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11388820#liveblog-body https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-strikes-us-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11385473#liveblog-body Well. About 10 days ago, for everyone else. They've now moved on to discussions about Affect and Effect. 

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-strikes-us-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11388629#liveblog-body https://www.ibiblio.org/hyperwar/PTO/Dip/Fourteen.html Given that he's already resigned in disgrace. Even if that's something else he still hasn't worked out for himself. 

https://news.sky.com/story/military-plane-carrying-110-soldiers-involved-in-accident-in-colombia-13523548 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/03/and-has-there-been-any-sign-of-that.html 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/23/newark-airport-control-tower-evacuated/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TXl4tcJjfY (Do Your Duty, Bessie Simth, VEVO Audio).  Although it's not quite true. I do feel as though I've watched each season of; "Elementary" on a different Streaming App. So I'm quite keen to finish the final one before it disappears from the "U" App. https://cbselementary.fandom.com/wiki/Red_Light,_Green_Light Only being on Season 2 of; "Sons of Anarchy" I'm really not fancying my chances of making it to the end of Season 7. It is starting to look as though some people really need to learn how to address their higher-ups though. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/03/some-people-really-dont-know-how-to.html

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/22/catherine-harding-chappell-roan-security/ 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/23/two-pilots-killed-plane-collides-fire-truck-laguardia-airport/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxiq_gdmE1Q (Pack Up Your Sins And Go To The Devil, Ella Fitzgerald, Chick, Official Audio).  While Blues singer Bessie Smith's famous Dixie Flyer was a train. Or as; "Big, scary metal landsnake, from the future!" as it's probably still known by some. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC9fDrjz8xM (Send Me To The 'Lectric Chair, Bessie Smith, Audio, BessieSmithVEVO).

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2v4k0xn9no 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/22/don-lemon-talks-rihanna-house-shooting-close-call/ https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/22/savannah-guthrie-shares-message-about-faith-amid-nancy-search/ 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/22/gypsy-rose-blanchard-slammed-for-killing-mom-joke/ Although it's probably best to mention it before the wedding venue's booked. 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/22/donald-trump-sending-ice-to-help-tsa-at-airports/ Cutting off DHS funding was supposed to get ICE off the streets. However their budget is ring-fenced.  Not only does this "threat" get ICE off the streets it puts them in an environment where they can learn some basic skills. At the very least it gets them off the streets for a while.

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/iran-news/article-890907 https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/article-890845 While the Peer Review process has moved on to discussing who crashed into the side of the Fire & Rescue response. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/03/although-it-seems-highly-unlikely-that.html 

Monday March 23rd 2026 (23/3/26). And going back to bed may well be my reward for finishing the gym cycle. 

https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/article-890719 Or has it turned out that Netanyahu's just a f'ck-up and a fail-out.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/03/the-oscars-wants-you-to-go-to-movies.html And f'ck me. He actually thinks he's a Jedi, living in the Star Wars!  https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/03/and-i-dont-doubt-tweenage-boy-was.html

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/21/nancy-guthries-family-releases-new-statement/ 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/21/president-trump-happy-robert-mueller-died/ 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/21/us-postal-worker-throws-jewish-boy-in-viral-video/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/03/theyre-really-not-though.html https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/iran-uk-missiles-distance-far-us-war-starmer-b2943167.html 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/20/joseph-kendra-duggar-facing-new-charges/ 

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-890725 Have the people fully briefing him still not managed to type that up. 

Sunday March 22nd 2026 (22/3/26). I'm very much looking forward to getting to the end of this gym cycle. If it can count as a complete cycle, with all the breaks for illness and injury. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15665793/Chase-Infiniti-stuns-Series-Mania-Festival-Lile.html Expecting us to believe that her mother is the 35 year old Teyana Taylor. While her father is the 65 year old Sean Penn and her step-father is the 51 year old Leonardo DiCaprio. So I like to think that was an intentional statement on how actresses are judged on their looks. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15499973/Gendarme-Havent-seen-jewels-Teyana-Taylor-flaunts-jewels-inspired-Louvre.html

https://news.sky.com/story/hawaii-suffers-worst-flooding-in-20-years-as-residents-told-to-leave-now-13522868 Or are those who believe in divine prophecies struggling to type it up.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-strikes-us-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11376450#liveblog-body Despite the fact that chicken isn't served, until chicken is served. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu3jmPSRz2w (Stone Cold Dead In The Market, Ella Fitzgerald, Trinidad, Official Audio).

https://news.sky.com/story/justin-timberlake-drink-driving-arrest-footage-released-13522455  "Talk in a straight line"?!

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/21/donald-trump-might-send-ice-to-airports/ Get them out of their parent's basement. Teach them how to interact with the public.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/21/robert-mueller-dead/ Seeing Trump fully convert mustn't have been the reward he thought it would be. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehukpdse8_w (My Little Armalite, The Irish Brigade, Official Audio). Not everyone can be renewed for the new season. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/03/you-have-to-assume-broken-heart-was.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/03/that-is-entire-reason-why-hes-doing-it.html 😉. https://theunit.fandom.com/wiki/Into_Hell_(Part_1)

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/20/nicholas-brendon-dead/ Being the talk of the town. Yet, at the same time, not quite being the talk of the town. On top of what seems like a harder life than his costars. 

Saturday March 21st 2026 (21/3/26). I did not have time for that extra beer last night. 

https://news.sky.com/story/chuck-norris-latest-actor-and-martial-artist-dies-age-86-13522234?postid=11367854#liveblog-body https://news.sky.com/story/chuck-norris-latest-actor-and-martial-artist-dies-age-86-13522234?postid=11369517#liveblog-body

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-strikes-us-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11370191#liveblog-body https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu3jmPSRz2w (Stone Cold Dead In The Market, Ella Fitzgerald, Trinidad, Official Audio).

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-strikes-us-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11368005#liveblog-body https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5ONwi2ri68 (I Surrender, Rainbow, Audio, Caner Mehtap).

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/20/chuck-norris-dead/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Delta_Force https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delta_Force_2:_The_Colombian_Connection Would that be Thursday in Hawaii or Thursday in Japan? https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/03/which-wasnt-even-dumbest-thing-he-said.html

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-strikes-us-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11367035#liveblog-body https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2025/10/fighter-117.html

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-strikes-us-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11366918#liveblog-body When these are the lengths you have to go to in order to try and explain the basics to the angry virgin community. https://news.sky.com/story/denmark-sent-explosives-to-blow-up-greenland-runways-amid-trump-invasion-threat-13522093 It's not worth any more of anyone's effort.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-strikes-us-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11364347#liveblog-body

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/19/donald-trump-jokes-about-pearl-harbor-to-japan-prime-minister/ Despite the fact Imperial Japan most certainly did inform its allies ahead of Pearl Harbour. It even informed the US 30 minutes in advance. The reason why the US didn't recieve that advance notice until 20 minutes after the attack had begun continues to be disputed to this day.