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What. A. P'ssy.

https://news.sky.com/story/trumps-call-for-jimmy-kimmel-to-be-sacked-after-melania-joke-13537428 https://news.sky.com/story/former-fbi-director-james-comey-appears-in-court-over-trump-seashell-threat-13538147 That is not the reaction of a regime that wants to be taken seriously, let alone feared.

Way To Kick A Man When He's All The Way Down.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/27/king-charles-queen-camilla-meet-with-donald-trump-melania-on-american-trip/ Forcing him to invite his would be assassin in for tea(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwWoCtoXq6g (Kaw-Liga, Charley Pride, Collection, Official Audio).

Bessent Claimed That Was Going To Happen On Monday.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-blockade-strait-of-hormuz-lebanon-13509565?postid=11613309#liveblog-body

And To Further Rub His Nose In It.

https://news.sky.com/video/pm-keir-starmer-heckled-at-terror-attack-site-in-golders-green-13538458 I rebuilt the peir, crown and all. Now I'm waiting for one last coat of render to dry on the other side of the Strait and I can finally be finished with this!

Today is a New Day.

Thursday April 30th 2026 (30/4/26). I think I've banked enough gym sessions to swap one for extra yard work. 

They Could've Spent A 25th Of That & Be In A Far Better Position.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-blockade-strait-of-hormuz-lebanon-13509565?postid=11607907#liveblog-body

*shakes head* He Really Needs To Stop Pretending That's The Reason Why He Did It.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-blockade-strait-of-hormuz-lebanon-13509565?postid=11606212#liveblog-body https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-blockade-strait-of-hormuz-lebanon-13509565?postid=11606506#liveblog-body The act of bombing Iran is the purpose of bombing Iran. He's done that now so he declare victory, tick it off the bucket list and draw a line under it.

*yawns* It'd Be Nicer.

https://news.sky.com/story/follow-latest-two-people-stabbed-in-north-london-jewish-security-group-says-13527284?postid=11607820#liveblog-body https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD9EbDd7wag (New Rose, Guns N' Roses, Official Audio). 😉. https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/27/suspected-pirates-steer-cargo-vessel-towards-somalia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52MuoF1VlsM (Do It Again, Jay-Z, Radio Edit, Audio, The Boom).

Is There A Single Israeli That Gullible.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/benjamin-netanyahu/article-894532 

Today is a New Day.

Wednesday April 29th 2026 (29/4/26). Some more pottering about seems to be in order. 

It's Nice To Have Followers.

https://news.sky.com/story/us-state-visit-latest-donald-trump-hosts-king-charles-as-uk-pins-hope-to-repair-relationship-13531757?postid=11604498#liveblog-body https://news.sky.com/story/counter-terror-police-investigating-suspected-arson-attack-on-memorial-wall-in-london-13537468 It'd be nicer if they could be honest with themselves about what they are.

The Suite Of Strategic Options Remains Available.

https://news.sky.com/story/uae-exits-saudi-controlled-opec-cartels-in-fresh-oil-market-shock-13537642

I'm Sure We're Right On The Brink Of All Questions Being Answered(!)

https://news.sky.com/story/man-pleads-guilty-over-terror-plot-to-attack-taylor-swift-concert-reports-13537498 https://news.sky.com/story/man-89-arrested-after-shootings-leave-several-wounded-in-athens-13535677 https://news.sky.com/story/at-least-14-dead-and-84-injured-in-indonesia-train-crash-13537430 

It's Certainly Giving; "A Bit Sad."

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/27/kid-rock-pete-hegseth-ride-army-helicopters/ https://www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/news/melania-trump-beehive-king-charles-queen-camilla-b2965936.html https://x.com/nexta_tv/status/2048998142230872178 As part of yesterday's; "Extreme pottering, to the max!" I actually got around to digitising his CD's along with a few others. Although I've not added them to my mp3 player yet. I'm actually thinking about doing all of the CD's I've got left to digitise then deciding to add them or not. I've got about a dozen on the pending list as it is. I also had another go at re-seeding Betistan. It's likely the Fox babies will oppose the grass growing back, but then they are too young and immature to understand such things. 

So He's Almost Caught Up With Sunday Morning Then.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/27/kash-patel-promises-more-cole-allen-details/ 

Today is a New Day.

Tuesday April 28th 2026 (28/4/26). The thrill of chores awaits. 

I'm Sure All Of His Questions Will Be Answered Over The Coming Days(!)

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/27/president-trump-wants-jimmy-kimmel-canned/

As We All Sit Amid The Wreckage That Is Grossi.

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-894258 

So He Doesn't Feel As Though He Even Needs To Try And Hide It.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/benjamin-netanyahu/article-894248 

Today is a New Day.

Monday April 27th 2026 (27/4/26). And I think that was the first properly relaxing weekend I've had in about five weeks. 

Quite The Little Episode They're Having.

https://news.sky.com/story/explosive-device-that-detonated-outside-police-station-in-dunmurry-was-sent-to-kill-officers-13536711 

This Is Why The Phrase; "Learning Impaired" Keeps Coming Up.

https://www.jpost.com/american-politics/article-894124 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/their-hustle-its-just-so-weak.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/it-cant-ever-have-felt-like-good-way-to.html 

Today is a New Day.

Sunday April 26th 2026 (26/4/26). The joy of being on top of things. It won't last. 

Only A CIA Proxy Would Be Dumb Enough To Want To Claim Credit For Facilitating All That.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-blockade-strait-of-hormuz-lebanon-13509565?postid=11584553#liveblog-body https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/article-894104 https://www.jpost.com/international/article-894090

Al Qaeda Run Terror States Are Perfectly Acceptable These Days.

https://news.sky.com/story/terrorists-stage-simultaneous-attacks-in-mali-authorities-say-13536188 Despite the upcoming anniversary. Just ask Pete Hegseth.

Hmm. Perhaps It's Time To Drop The Hustle That's Just So, So Weak.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-blockade-strait-of-hormuz-lebanon-13509565?postid=11583319#liveblog-body Start implementing the best and final offer Trump accepted over two weeks ago. Also, it's kind of funny that Trump still thinks he's playing a card game. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/i-still-need-to-google-whether-bees-can.html Although not as hilarious as it would have been if he'd sent his very special envoys to follow the Iranian delegation to Oman and then Russia. Like some sort of Baby Reindeer style stalker, desperately trying to show that they're still in a relationship.

The Fact He's Currently Hospitalised Does Take Some Of The Urgency Out Of It.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/24/cher-elijah-blue-allman-conservatorship-denied/ Although it hardly paints a picture of someone who is mentally competent. 

I Dread To Think What The Prosecuters Are Getting.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/24/d4vd-legal-team-getting-jewish-hate-mail/ The Gamer culture he's deeply immersed in is so toxic I'm kind of glad I didn't pursue it beyond the Sega Megadrive. 

I Still Need To Google Whether Bees Can Live Underground.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/24/melania-trump-launches-white-house-beehive/ They certainly seem to be very into holes. I had to rescue one from a keyhole the other day. I don't know what he thought he was going to find in there, he definitely wanted to find out though. Actually. I could probably have Googled it in the time it took to write this. 

Were Further Reminders Needed That There's No Way Back Without The Bill Being Paid?

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/24/clavicular-new-youtube-accounts-terminated/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/do-you-like-my-new-gate.html 

Today is a New Day.

Saturday April 25th 2026 (25/4/26). And the sleep I've been looking forward to is mere hours away. 

Their Hustle. It's Just So Weak.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/its-always-nice-to-start-weekend-with.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/and-im-sure-we-all-want-to-send.html

It's Always Nice To Start The Weekend With A Good Laugh.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/24/pete-hegseth-asked-about-feeling-when-dropping-bombs/ Also. TMZ were there.

And I'm Sure We All Want To Send Pakistan Our Warmest Congratulations.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-blockade-strait-of-hormuz-lebanon-13509565?postid=11576880#liveblog-body For denying Trump the privilege of knowing his back's broken. Making them the reason he still hasn't implemented the best & final offer he accepted over two weeks ago. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/which-is-certainly-story-hes-telling.html

While I Think The Head Of The FBI Is A Drunk.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/23/missing-and-dead-scientists-families-say-cases-not-connected/ 

The Last Weekend Tantrum Was Mistake Enough.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/23/multiple-people-injured-in-baton-rouge-louisiana-mall-shooting/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/not-that-naughty-little-hand-again.html Without a follow up discussion about it. 

Which Is Certainly The Story He's Telling Himself.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/defense-news/article-894011 But, like all cowards, he tells himself all sorts of crazy stories when he looks in the mirror. It shouldn't be too difficult to remember when he was doing his Maximum Pressure campaign against Iran. It was only mid-February. 

While This Welshman Thinks The VP & The Entire Court Need To Go Back To School.

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-894050 

So Almost Literally Then(!)

https://www.jpost.com/business-and-innovation/article-894054 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/its-longstanding-issue-within-efforts.html I do wonder if people, like Trump, who are whipped up in their Nuclear Iran scare stories realise how radioactive they are. 

It's A Longstanding Issue Within Efforts To Combat Climate Change.

https://www.jpost.com/science/article-893925 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/i-told-you-there-was-lot-of-pressure-in.html People who don't know how Nukes work really shouldn't have access to them.  They rarely go wrong but when they do go wrong they go really wrong really fast. So you need to have the depth of knowledge that comes from desinging and building the things to know how to respond. Even providing them under China's Build, Operate, Transfer (BOT) principles seems like an unecessary risk. Note the irony of the US saying it's far too dangerous to allow Iran to learn how to design and build Nuclear reactors. While at the same time saying it's safe enough to sell them to basically anyone who wants one via Amazon.

Today is a New Day.

Friday April 24th 2026 (24/4/26). I really need to stop using cramp as an alarm clock. 

Perhaps Trump Can Interest The Artemis Team In Some Crypto(!)

https://news.sky.com/story/mars-rover-discovers-organic-molecules-hinting-at-possibility-of-ancient-life-13534915 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5ETcL2wGro (Mathematical Probability, 4 Hero, Audio, shunmp3).

It's Weird That Trump's Still Pretending The Sit & Watch Order Is Going To Stand.

https://news.sky.com/story/five-people-critically-injured-in-danish-train-crash-13535293 Almost as weird as the weekend tantrums. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsGBUOtB77c (Stand By Me, Blind Boys Of Alabama, Official Audio).

He's Already Made The Deal.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-blockade-strait-of-hormuz-lebanon-13509565?postid=11572488#liveblog-body He's just failing to implement it.

There Seems To Be A Lot Of Noise, But No Sound.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/22/cops-investigating-darrell-sheets-cyberbullying-claims/ Obviously there's the Kenny Rogers song; "The Gambler." I think Lake Havasu might have been mentioned in a House of Pain song, not that it's worth checking. Then there's the London Bridge thing.  Back when I had time to watch TV I wasn't averse to watching a bit of; "Storage Wars" or; "Pawn Stars." Which could be tied up to the time I spent volunteering at a mental health rehabilitation project which took the guise of a charity shop or Bargin Store. Basically we'd have all of the house clearances or storage locker clearances dumped on us and have to sort through to decide what was junk and what had value. Or it could just be that it's a bit interesting to learn about history through objects. I suspect that when the momentum breaks, Trump and Netanyahu step back from the three foot world and take in the entirety of the disaster they've just inf...

People Can Do What They're Told When They're Told To Do It.

https://news.sky.com/story/bbc-axes-iconic-football-focus-after-52-years-13535513 Or they can cause annoyance by attempting to argue with me. Then do it anyway.

Everything Seems Harder With A Hangover.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/21/kash-patel-lashes-out-after-excessive-drinking-claims/ Not to mention baseline incompetence. 

The World Cup Is Already Ruined.

https://apnews.com/article/cia-mexico-crash-trump-sheinbaum-9a237fbbb7dca4f286727c65974396da https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/the-fundamentals-of-universe-are-never.html So there's little point in worrying about the US ruining it with its weekend tantrums and other assorted nonsense. It's certainly a dire state of affairs you're in when you can no longer tell success from failure though. 

And We'll Just Sit & Watch The Sit & Watch Order Stand.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-blockade-strait-of-hormuz-lebanon-13509565?postid=11569998#liveblog-body https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/the-fundamentals-of-universe-are-never.html 

Not With Bonespurs Keeping Him Out Of The Race.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/21/rep-chris-deluzio-doubts-trump-vietnam-war-claim/ As the joke goes; "At least Trump had a plan to get out of Vietnam!" 

It Can't Ever Have Felt Like A Good Way To Beg For My Help.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/21/ivanna-ortiz-the-rihanna-home-shooting-suspect-loses-child-custody/ 

While I'm Glad I Didn't Take A Position.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/21/tucker-carlson-apologizes-for-trump-endorsement/ Particularly now it turns out a second Biden term would have done less damage to America. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/and-not-even-biden-was-dumb-enough-to.html 

The Fundamentals Of The Universe Are Never A Small Topic.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/21/gunman-fires-from-top-of-mexico-pyramid/ I'm still not sure what Artemis II's contribution was supposed to be though. It's certainly an epic screw up though. When it's got you questioning the very nature of reality. 

Trying To Fire Everyone Else Can't Seem Like A Plan.

https://www.jpost.com/american-politics/article-893886 

It Definitely Won't Be Allowed Now.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/politics-and-diplomacy/article-893932 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/03/amid-fears-it-would-have-to-reach-same.html 

Today is a New Day.

Thursday April 23rd 2026 (23/4/26). I'm trying to think back to when it felt like I had too much energy. Last week, wasn't it(!) 

It's Just So Weird That The Weekend Tantrums Are Still A Thing.

https://news.sky.com/story/olaolukitan-adon-abel-british-born-man-suspected-of-killing-three-people-dies-in-us-jail-13534975 https://news.sky.com/story/canadian-woman-killed-and-others-hurt-in-shooting-at-mexicos-teotihuacan-pyramids-13534343 We can only hope that this current calm is the start of a new, more productive future. Rather than the slack water before the next weekend tantrum we all know is coming.

Today is a New Day.

Wednesday April 22nd 2026 (22/4/26). Yeah, I've still got to cut the grass. 

Yeah, I Returned Someone's Wallet Just The Other Week.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/20/madonna-clothes-went-missing-at-coachella/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/i-wonder-whats-going-to-happen-first.html They had their address in it. Although if it does happen again soon they might find themselves being charged a Trail Camera related administration fee. The big litter is currently up to five Fox Babies. Which is a veritable Puddle O' Puppies. The nursing mother seems keen for everyone to witness all of her 'achievements.' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPpr9vownJw (Wade In The Water, Blind Boys Of Alabama, Official Audio).

There Were Other Members Of The Syrian Democratic Forces (SDF/QSD).

https://news.sky.com/video/harakat-ashab-al-yamin-al-islamia-hayi-terror-by-text-13534317 Not just the one Beyoncé did a song about. Even if that is one I will have to wear on my soul. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0xwYPW01dI (Long Shot (Kick De Bucket), The Pioneers, Single, Audio, Topic). Although I'm sure Trump was far too busy transitioning. To notice that time "The Unit" predicted the fecking future!!! https://theunit.fandom.com/wiki/Into_Hell_(Part_2) It was not the the escapism I was looking for. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehukpdse8_w (My Little Armalite, The Irish Brigade, Official Audio). 😉. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoxQWFtqaYM&list=RDCoxQWFtqaYM (Don't Take Your Guns To Town, Johnny Cash, Essential, Official Audio). _________ Also. I'm pretty sure that was the first ever crowd sourced airstrike. http://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2023/11/operation-saxon-needles-month-2-week-4.html Perhaps when the Book of War is finally finished it will m...

While I Was Under The Impression That A Unified Proposal Was Accepted Two Weeks Ago.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-blockade-strait-of-hormuz-lebanon-13509565?postid=11560435#liveblog-body Surely it's up to Pakistan, as a CIA proxy, to explain to head office why it still hasn't been implemented.

Do You Like My New Gate?

I got it from a tree. Well, I (eventually) got it from a timber yard, who  got it from a saw mill. They though definitely got it from a Spruce tree. I would like to boast that the only metal in the Fox accessible, true A-frame gate is the hinges and the latch. Expect I've not fitted those yet. Also, *bows in deepest shame before the Miyadaiku* I used two metal joining pins. Not that anyone's able to see it. We're all still waiting behind the wood preserver, the screws and the long-reach screwdriver. Also, as I'm sure even the CIA must've noticed by now, I'm not on Social Media. Of course the battery on my drill needed about half an hour to get a charge in it. So I shaved the bricks ready to re-top the pier. I did remember to wear an N95 mask. Meaning today's hammers have been; "Mallet" and; "Club." While the colour has been; "Sweary." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyHXj8vGlKw (The Boys Of The Old Brigade, The Wolfe Tones, ¼, O...

Insubordination Will Not Be Tolerated.

https://news.sky.com/story/two-israeli-soldiers-jailed-over-smashing-of-jesus-statue-in-lebanon-13534580 You'd have hoped fools lower down the chain would have learnt that by now.

He Does Seem To Be Pretty Deep Into Gamer Culture.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/20/bomb-threat-at-los-angeles-courthouse-during-d4vd-case/ 

He Slurred.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/20/kash-patel-sues-the-atlantic-magazine-for-drinking-report/ 

Today is a New Day.

Tuesday April 21st 2026 (21/4/26). I've yet to decide what I'm going to do with the one day every two weeks I'm able to dedicate to general yardwork. Cutting the grass probably, it needs doing at least once a month at this time of year. However if I do end up using sand and cement I'll remember to wear a mask. Possibly a bandana or neck gaitor, for the full Coachella chic. 

We Can Only Hope He Was Lucky Enough To Die In His Sleep.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15746021/Don-Schiltz-country-music-dies-Kenny-Rogers-Gambler.html

I Wasn't Aware That A Lack Of Offences Was The Problem.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1j715kd728o The Fox Babies have already adapted to the dumpster fire that tried ruining everyone's sunny Sunday afternoon.  The air vents beneath the Black Lion have now been redesigned to be Fox accessible. Two are even gaining the confidence to come out in daylight. I think that's good. With the Fox Nursery not being used their mother's generation didn't imprint on me. So after hiding from the cold and the wet all winter they completely forget who I am by the spring.

I Wasn't Aware It Was A Mystery Who'd Been Feeding Cr'p To The Giant Baby.

https://news.sky.com/story/rat-poison-found-in-jars-of-baby-food-in-austria-police-say-13533756 https://news.sky.com/story/donald-trump-claims-he-caused-large-bruise-on-hand-by-clipping-it-on-table-13497959 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/id-imagine-everything-must-seem.html

So Not The State Then.

https://news.sky.com/story/iranian-national-arrested-in-la-on-suspicion-of-arms-trafficking-for-iran-reports-us-attorney-13533805

I Told You There Was A Lot Of Pressure In My Sinuses That Needed To Come Out(!)

https://www.reuters.com/business/environment/strong-74-magnitude-quake-hits-off-japan-tsunami-warning-issued-2026-04-20/ Of course telling people about it didn't make it better. It getting better left me able to do and say things beyond the absolute essentials. Obviously a return to stupidity is still pencilled in for Wednesday (22/4). However if I ever do finish this gate and if I am forced to use metal joining pins I will bow in deepest shame before Miyadaiku. It's less a religion than the basic principles of Structural Engineering, desperately trying to keep the forces in balance. Before attempting anymore cunning Jedi mind-tricks we can only hope certain people go and learn what Star Wars is stolen from.

Aren't We All Amazed That They're Still Doing The Weekend Tantrums.

https://news.sky.com/story/d4vd-singer-charged-with-murder-of-14-year-old-girl-who-was-found-dead-in-his-car-authorities-say-13534239 Particularly as it should be obvious to all that I've not been on Social Media since Japan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuuHj9obt8Q (Chain Of Fools, Aretha Franklin, 2021, Official Audio).

I'd Imagine Everything Must Seem Miraculous To People As Incompetent As Hegseth And, Now, Netanyahu.

https://news.sky.com/story/netanyahu-condemns-in-strongest-terms-idf-damage-to-jesus-statue-in-lebanon-13534070 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/im-pretty-sure-yellow-pages-was.html Me being Jesus, King of the Jews is a long-running joke amongst the Eurovision community. It allows you to segue into looking at the differences between Christianity and Judaism in terms of concepts like God and Messiahs. Christianity believes that God lives in a separate dimension to Humans. Judaism is more Animist, they consider God to be the dimension in which Humans live. Christians believe the Messiah to be God and the son he sent to the Human dimension. Both are able to exert supernatural powers, miracles. Jews believe that any Messiah is merely a Human anointed to lead. Miracles are exclusively acts of God, through the dimension Humans inhabit. Applying the Jewish standard the Pope is the Messiah of Catholic Christianity, the UK King is the Messiah of the CoE Protestant. If the posi...

Which Seems Like Plenty Of Time To Have Gotten It Sorted Out By Now.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/20/taylor-frankie-paul-reveals-ptsd-diagnosis/ And moved onto the next in a long succession of traumatic and stressful situations. Like realising you're going to have to start finding time to read about Mormon wives again. When you should probably be going to buy some steriod nasal spray. 

*sighs* How Is This Still Going On(!)

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-blockade-strait-of-hormuz-lebanon-13509565?postid=11553115#liveblog-body  Does the World really need updates on the colour and consistency of the gunk coming out of my sinuses? Despite feeling like I've been getting hit from withinside my head by a hammer it was a pretty flat weekend. I also got a haircut today.

Today is a New Day.

Monday April 20th 2026 (20/4/26). Blinding headache, I feel like I've lost an eye(!) Although, wierdly, having told people about it seems to have made it a lot better. I'll probably still spend most of the day massaging my frontal sinuses though. 

Oh, Honey. Some Of Us Are Old Enough To Remember The 2006 Performance.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15744743/Madonna-fraud-lip-syncing-Coachella-Sabrina-Carpenter.html We were amazed they managed to get the lid off the coffin back then(!)

Defintely Not Tonight Then.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-us-israel-ceasefire-deal-strait-of-hormuz-blockade-strikes-oil-lebanon-13509565?postid=11549932#liveblog-body https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/any-word-on-if-mr-smart-guys-ever-going.html 

Really Not The Escapism I Was Looking For.

https://ghosts-bbc.fandom.com/wiki/Home Certainly not the reason I started watching, in 2025. If someone has told that's how it ended. I wouldn't have bothered. So I streamed episodes of Season 36 of; "The Simpsons" instead. Although, let's be honest, at this day and age sitting in silence and staring into the middle distance is really all any of us ever want to do. Sometimes, it's okay to admit that you've had an absolutely blinding headache for the last month, or so. https://sealteam.fandom.com/wiki/Fair_Winds_and_Following_Seas https://news.sky.com/story/trump-signs-order-to-speed-up-access-to-psychedelic-drug-treatments-13533350. Plus, you know. Hitler Cat and (a confirmed) three Fox Babies! I'm actually starting to think that all that Limestone Cement dust I inhaled might've just inflamed my sinuses. After all, while I'm experiencing no other Cold & Flu symptoms I've had PTSD before. I've also had a sinus infection before. This...

*shakes head* Fecking Armenian Mafia(!)

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/17/cher-son-elijah-blue-allman-in-psychiatric-hospital/ So I appreciate that is merely the claim of the Applicant. However, unless the Respondent's submission is absolutely epic. I'm inclined to advise that the order be granted. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjtM8XcvRQY (Secure Horizons, Guttermouth, (Official), Audio, Topic).

Even That Little One's Worth More Than Your Entire Neighbourhood.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15743907/kylie-jenner-abs-coachella-hailey-bieber-boyfriend-timothee-chalamet-miami.html Still cheaper than another kid though, innit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f8oilVshVQ (Broken Down Angel, Nazareth, 2009, Official Audio). 😉. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intrauterine_device https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AwSlJRBRTk (Copperhead Road, Steve Earle, Audio, k3vin).

While Rent Arrears Are Merely A Matter For County Court.

https://news.sky.com/story/police-respond-to-attempted-arson-attack-at-north-west-london-synagogue-says-charity-13533613 No matter how much they try and elevate themselves(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gejDfxnuOdA (Four Green Fields, The Clancy Brothers, Boys, Official Audio). *blows dust off SIA cards* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFMIW5cftZc (Party Up, DMX, Best, Official Audio).

Far More Useful Than A Mere Hymn(/Him).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_euSS86dvE (Wade In The Water, Cynthia Liggins Thomas, Official Lyric Video).

I'm Pretty Sure; "The Yellow Pages" Was An American Invention.

However back before the Internet if you wanted to find a local business or tradesperson you had to look up their phone number in a massive phone book, printed on yellow paper. Then call them on a landline. Except if you were Irish. In which case you could use a different directory. If you also ran a builder's yard you could even talk discounts and freebies. Of course I wasn't even in my local Catholic Church during the great choppy-choppy. So I've certainly not been back since. However I do remember enough to know that when you're talking about A Catholic Church you're talking about a small group group of people with otherwise completely normal lives. Rather than The Catholic Church in its entirety, with the Vatican City as it's capital. As I've been passing by though, more recently than Google, I've noticed that they've built a shrine to Our Maria in the carpark. Which seems a much more African way of going about things. Of course it's entirely ...

Not That Naughty, Little Hand Again(!)

https://news.sky.com/story/eight-children-killed-in-shooting-in-louisiana-police-say-13533382 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9XHMK3nWr4 (Jolene, Beyoncé, Official Lyric Video). 😉. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0PjacHLI9Y (Lonesome On'ry And Mean, Waylon Jennings, Official Audio).

Any Word On If Mr Smart Guy's Ever Going To Make An Appearance(?!)

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-us-israel-ceasefire-deal-strait-of-hormuz-blockade-strikes-oil-lebanon-13509565?postid=11546721#liveblog-body

It Sounds Like The Scotch Has Gotten Him Brave.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/18/kash-patel-threatens-legal-action-over-drinking-problem-reporting/ Although, as with Hegseth, a belief that he's about to be fired seems rational, rather than paranoid. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/although-ive-no-idea-why.html 

I'm Still Not Feeling An Urgent Need To Get Back To The Long And Ponderous.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/17/songwriter-don-schlitz-dead/ Of course Kenny Rogers was never the gambler. He was merely narrating a story about a gambler he once met. 

A Basic Land Registery Search Should Flag Up The Obvious Problem Before Any Potential Sale.

https://www.jpost.com/diaspora/antisemitism/article-893420  😉. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/02/many-falls.html

Today is a New Day.

Sunday April 19th 2026 (19/4/26). And are we all enjoying my brain, when I don't feed it drugs. 

While These Are Just Some Of The Joints I've Known.

👆😛💋🐦. I really should stick the Builder's Square I made with handtools on Easter Sunday up on eBay. I doubt even the finest Swiss watchmakers will have ever seen a piece so ridiculously over-engineered(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWACwjiHfuY (Bored & Extremely Dangerous, Bad Religion, Official Audio).

*sighs* He's Not Even Bothering To Do A Decent Job Of Scamming Them.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/it-seems-like-gathering-of-extremely.html https://www.reuters.com/world/us/goldman-nasdaq-ceos-headline-mar-a-lago-crypto-forum-hosted-by-don-jr-eric-trump-2026-02-17/ Let alone empowering them to live rich, fulfilling lives in the mainstream. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkPvSvjlkvM (Humans, 4Hero, Pages, Audio, Topic). And for all of my readers who don't have English as a first language. Here's a really simple Country song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhANIBWU6Bc (Metal Firecracker, Lucinda Williams, Official Audio).

Which Looks Like A Basic Conveyancing Issue To Me.

https://news.sky.com/story/no-hazardous-items-found-near-israeli-embassy-after-drone-attack-claim-13533561 https://www.atlanticcouncil.org/blogs/new-atlanticist/trump-s-reaction-to-london-bombing-bolsters-isis-narrative/ I do wonder if when people ask me what my main job is these days I could get away with answering.  "Freelance Intelligence Analyst. Basically conveyancing, for big boys." https://news.sky.com/story/armed-police-officers-left-bag-of-guns-outside-sadiq-khans-home-13527800 😉. https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1996/46/crossheading/miscellaneous https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siON5e8cwz0 (Dea Matrona Perform Dolly Parton's Light Of A Clear Blue Morning, Video, John Bates).

That's An Entirely Internal CIA Discussion.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-us-israel-ceasefire-deal-strait-of-hormuz-blockade-strikes-oil-lebanon-13509565?postid=11541912#liveblog-body Why is Pakistan delaying work on the agreed Blueprint(?!)millennium https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf2WckMuVNU )Tom And Jerry Cartoon Episode 129 - The Cat Above And The Mouse Below 1964, Video, Gary8687).

A Third Season Of; "Euphoria" Does Sound Like An Answer To A Question No-One Asked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_euSS86dvE (Wade In The Water, Cynthia Liggins Thomas, Official Lyric Video). #SERESchool.

Oooh, We Have Fox Babies.

I repeat; We Have Fox Babies! At least three, further proving my point; "They know. They all know." https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/having-already-ruined-everyones.html The good news is that I can continue with my plan to put seating in; "Fox Nursery." Rebranding it as; "Betistan." Once the grass grows back. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/i-shǎǎould-probably-put-all-of.html The bad news is that that's because they're now favouring the; "Black Lion" exit, over the; "Chavvy Pile Of Toxic Slag" and out onto; "The Gaza Strip." While we're at it I should probably point out that did see a herd of cats start to emerge; https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2025/11/any-cat-which-catches-mice-is-good-cat.html "Māo lǎodà" and "Nax" suspending the Battle of Succession to make way for the kittens who were too young to understand such things seemed to make all Feli...

It's Starting To Sound Like He's Not Up To Running The Lawful Excuse Defence.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/17/tyler-robinson-court-to-hearing-ban-cameras/ A fault of the defendant rather than the defence team or the Court. 

Having Already Ruined Everyone's Accumulator.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/17/natalie-portman-pregnant-with-third-child/ By failing to name her second born; "Elizabeth." Despite it being right there!!!!  I don't know if it translates. However that is my way of offering her my most sincere congratulations.

More Of A; "Mist."

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/17/zohran-mamdani-still-gets-money-from-rap-career/ With a possibility of being upgraded to a light fog. 

It'll Need At Least 10k Of Work First.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/17/d4vd-at-sandra-bullock-former-house-during-arrest/ Even if I do all the work myself. But if someone wants to give me 10k and do my job for a month I'll happily show-off. Once we've had a discussion about how managing an Airbnb is probably a bit more complicated than replacing two lightswitches. Plus, isn't putting distance between yourself and Airbnb customers a big part of Airbnb's pitch to its suppliers(!) https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/17/cher-son-elijah-blue-allman-in-psychiatric-hospital/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFlgdIyYIow (Airbnb It | Nut Fest, Video, BUCK). 

It Seems Like A Gathering Of Extremely Mentally Stable People Though(!)

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-893394 Just ask its obsession with Cryptocurrency. As a way to avoid the international banking system controlled by the Jewish Alien Lizard people. 

Today is a New Day.

Saturday April 18th 2026 (18/4/26). At least I'm up in plenty of time to go back to bed. 

Time I Could Have Spent Watching; "A Quiet Place Part II" (2020).

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/that-reciprocating-saw-was-worth-every.html Or, you know; "Oppenheimer" (2023). Just saying. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C4Lajh0Ho0 (Stand By Me, Pennywise, Official Audio).

That Reciprocating Saw Was Worth Every Penny!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb3gArSi8aA (Euphoria Season 3 Trailer, Video, Rotten Tomatoes TV). It's a good job it was free. I've still not got enough use for it to justify buying one. I've mainly been using a reciprocating hand coping saw. To give you some idea of the level of precise cuts I'm aiming for; I did hit a bit of a snag when the 9mm dowl I brought turned out to be 10mm dowl. Which is just the sort of thing that happens when working with natural products. Now it's been downgraded from; "Plan job, start job, finish job. Boast about it." to; "General Yardwork" I'm tempted to start again. With dove, finger, tongue and groove. Joints. Particularly as we're all still waiting behind the wood preserver, the 15mm countersunk and the long-reach manual countersunk ponzi driver. I really can't imagine anything that ugly was ever expecting to be chased(!) https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15738405/Sabrina-Carpenter-slip...

*brushes up on Hebrew alphabet*

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15743027/Natalie-Portman-44-pregnant.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txS8jis3hr4 (Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!, ABBA, Gold, Official Audio).

So My Married Female Friend Is Dating Someone.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15740833/kim-kardashian-lewis-hamilton-romance-racer-lap-coachella.html Yep. There's only one scenario in which that headline is going to cause me stress(!) Check out that necklace though. It's worth more than your town.

Good Luck Trying To Pull That Cr'p At A TSA Checkpoint(!)

https://news.sky.com/story/ice-agent-charged-with-assault-after-pointing-gun-at-people-from-moving-car-in-minneapolis-13532763

And It Sounds Like The Irish Courts Are Already Regretting It.

https://news.sky.com/story/daniel-kinahan-arrested-in-dubai-over-alleged-links-to-international-organised-crime-13530944 That's the way of the World though. The order's issued, then the order has to be carried out.

I Assume Everyone Saw Me Just Do My Job, Yeah(!)

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-us-israel-ceasefire-deal-strait-of-hormuz-blockade-strikes-oil-lebanon-13509565?postid=11536600#liveblog-body https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-us-israel-ceasefire-deal-strait-of-hormuz-blockade-strikes-oil-lebanon-13509565?postid=11536827#liveblog-body 😉. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYNXb1wJWjE (Workers Song, Dropkick Murphys, Slideshow, The Mass Movement). *asks A.I agent* What is 35% anyway(?!) https://www.iea.org/about/oil-security-and-emergency-response/strait-of-hormuz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT8OeqwilxM (Jimmy Jimmy, The Undertones, Official Audio).

Sitting And Talking About How They Should've Gone In A Different Direction Certainly Won't Get Them There.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/16/d4vd-arrested-celeste-rivas-murder/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/such-shame-it-wasnt-golfer-or-tennis.html  https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/its-not-even-punitive.html

It's Not Even Punitive.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/16/kim-kardashian-unfazed-by-man-claiming-her-financial-demand-will-ruin-him/ It merely covers the time and effort he chose to waste.

You'd Imagine There'd Be Substantial Regrets At This Point.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/16/nancy-guthrie-crime-scene-dna-scrutinized-by-fbi/ Not least at the inability to see those regrets before it was undertaken. 

They Don't Seem To Have Tackled, Let Alone Solved, The Problem Though.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/16/justin-fairfax-wife-installed-security-cameras-in-home-amid-divorce/ 

The Same Neurological Pathways As Crack Cocaine.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/16/claviculars-adderall-friend-sent-home/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/we-can-only-hope-he-went-on-to-define.html Is there any word on why the TV news was bothering to interview him in the first place(!) 

The Main Security Device Might Have A Complete Gate By The End Of The Day.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/16/white-house-gate-jumper-suspect-in-custody/ But I could really have had a complete gate by end of day Wednesday (15/4), plus drying time. Not that there's any great rush. For all the noise those screws still haven't been delivered. With it sounding like someone's committed to a long wait I'm tempted to tackle the pier by recycling the existing bricks by stripping the old mortar off. It seems like less hassle than expecting something to be delivered. 

Such A Shame It Wasn't A Golfer Or Tennis Player Instead.

https://news.sky.com/story/former-arsenal-goalkeeper-alex-manninger-has-died-in-a-traffic-accident-aged-48-13532536 Although perhaps it's to Austria's credit that they don't seem to have any of those. It will be interesting to see what, if any "Lessons Learned" NASA has been able to identify and implement in 7 days.  However, having discovered it's premiered I can't say I'm in a huge rush to watch Season 3 of; "Euphoria." It seems like it's been too long since Season 2 and in that time I feel it's got way to personal, particularly in terms on Zendaya and Sydney Sweeney. So for me it's sort of crossed into Rihanna's music territory. It's something I'll do if it's work I absolutely have to. Although it's not my first choice of things to do with my downtime. Particularly as I've got other shows on the go which I'm not keeping up with. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSbHELiw-dk (Look Back And Laugh, Minor ...

Today is a New Day.

Friday April 17th 2026 (17/4/26). Psychotic Little Outburst Friday. Let's see if anyone can notice a difference(!) 

Well. He's Going To Be In For A Long Wait Then.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-us-israel-ceasefire-deal-strait-of-hormuz-blockade-strikes-oil-lebanon-13509565?postid=11532382#liveblog-body If he's going to insist on clinging to every ridiculous piece of nonsense for 9 days.

It Certainly Looks Like A Quality Pool(!)

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/16/blueface-at-miami-nightclub-with-clavicular/ 

Yes. There Has Been A Notable Decline In Quality For A While Now.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/16/clavicular-vows-to-stay-off-substances-after-overdose/ https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/16/president-trump-military-southern-command-narco-trafficker/ 

We Can Only Hope He Went On To Define What He Thinks An Unwise Choice Would Be.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-us-israel-ceasefire-deal-strait-of-hormuz-blockade-strikes-oil-lebanon-13509565?postid=11531435#liveblog-body Given that Trump still seems to be stuck the idea he'll be given the opportunity to do this Pass/Fail. Let alone multiple choice.

Didn't Everyone(!)

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/15/live-nation-ticketmaster-lose-monopoly-lawsuit/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/the-time-for-debate-is-long-over.html 

Not That You Think They Want Nor Need To Make A Further Exhibition Of Themselves.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/15/clavicular-making-club-appearance-after-suspected-overdose/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/the-epically-angry-virgin-community-do.html 

Yeah. He's Going To Have To Stop Clinging To That.

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/article-893167 Along with anything else he's just going to wait behind. 

Today is a New Day.

Thursday April 16th 2026 (16/4/26). I'm almost at the point where I can start to do with my time again. 

Just Things Everyone Will Have To Wait Behind Until They've Been Reversed & Apologised For.

https://news.sky.com/story/new-investigation-launched-into-owners-of-swiss-bar-after-41-died-in-new-years-fire-13532265

Continuing Talks In Pakistan Isn't Something They Have To Factor Into Their Thinking.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-us-israel-ceasefire-deal-strait-of-hormuz-blockade-strikes-oil-lebanon-13509565?postid=11529095#liveblog-body

The Time For Debate Is Long Over.

https://news.sky.com/story/kanye-west-postpones-concert-indefinitely-a-week-after-uk-ban-13531936 Now is the time for the work to be done.

That Is Definitely Too Much Information For A Single Sitting.

Is there anything more depressing than have two more pages load while you're working through. 

As If I Don't Feel Old Enough Already(!)

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/15/olivia-rodrigo-on-dinner-date-with-cameron-winter/ There certainly can't have been many adults involved in that album. 

Not While He's Refusing To Put Himself Out.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/15/donald-trump-posts-ai-image-of-him-with-jesus/ There certainly seems little point in trying to debate a man who, clearly, can't hear himself. 

The Epically Angry Virgin Community Do Seem To Be Very, Very Lost.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/15/clavicular-home-from-hospital-after-suspected-overdose/ https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/13/clavicular-walked-out-of-60-minutes-interview/ 

It Would've Made More Sense To Tell Him To Stop, Drop And Roll.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/14/jd-vance-responds-to-heckler-gaza-comments/ If he still wants to try debating that I really can't be bothered with him. 

There's No Way That Was A Month Ago(!)

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/14/buffy-fans-protest-outside-hulu-office/ 

At Least They Brought It To A Swift Conclusion.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/14/sherrone-moore-ex-michigan-coach-sentenced-probation-avoids-jail/ But will that be sufficent for the lesson to be learned; These little tantrums are just things that will have to be waited behind until they're reversed and apologised for. 

Nope. I'm Not Going To Debate A Man On Fire.

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-893029 If he doesn't know he should put himself out there's certainly no reason for me to bother. 

Although I've No Idea Why.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/14/fbi-investigating-offset-shooting-in-florida/ There certainly doesn't seem to be any reason they'd have jurisdiction. Or any desire to have to wait behind it. 

And Is There Any Indication Of The Stunt Paying Off Yet.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/14/donald-trump-doordash-grandma-not-a-paid-actor/ Or is it just another annoying little nuisance we're all having to wait behind. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/so-absolutely-no-aggressive-behaviour.html 

So Absolutely No Aggressive Behaviour On His Part Then(!)

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/14/kanye-west-sued-for-assault-at-chateau-marmont/ Just the poor, innocent victim of the big, bad bully. 

Isn't Ruby Rose Currently Living Offgrid In The Outback.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/13/katy-perry-shoots-down-ruby-rose-assault-allegations/ Hiding from what she believes is an elaborate conspiracy to have her assassinated. 

While I'm Certainly In Favour Of Frivolous Shakedown Attempts Being Punished.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/13/kim-kardashian-called-out-for-demand-to-cover-attorney-fees/ 

Today is a New Day.

Wednesday April 15th 2026 (15/4/26). A day of dedicated scrolling awaits. 

Now. Here's A Depressing Thought.

Since losing the broadcast rights to; "The Big Bang Theory" the UK's E4 channel has been using; "The Simpsons" to try and cover all their cracks. That's not the depressing thought though, it gives them a lot more material to work with. The depressing thought is this; When The Simpsons started. Ronald Reagan was President. Now. Here's an even more depressing thought; This is Olivia Rodrigo. Trying to raise awareness amongst her fans of this really cool, vintage song she's found. Written long before she was born. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VDc-nO9PXU (The Book Of Love, Uncredited, Audio, Topic, Release). While I'm old enough to remember the original. And I mean the original, original! Although my inability to remember the name of the far too cool for more than one hit, Indie wonders did annoy me. Until it annoyed me enough to finally step away from the radio long enough to just Google it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Nh28saKYwI (The Book ...

*asks Copilot*

"Precisely how many times did Hegseth and Netanyahu bomb Iran before Iran started returning fire?" https://news.sky.com/story/man-charged-with-attempted-murder-after-molotov-cocktail-thrown-at-home-of-openai-ceo-sam-altman-13531548  "Also. Does anything need to be done about this scrap pile?"  "Something appears to be growing on the rust(!)" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrVD0bP_ybg (Diamonds And Rust, Joan Baez, Official Audio).

Although I Can Think Of A Much More Effective Way Of Mitigating The Blowback On Pakistan, As A CIA Proxy.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-254-people-killed-by-israeli-strikes-in-lebanon-today-says-civil-defence-service-13509565?postid=11521220#liveblog-body Kinda fecking weird thing for the Epically Angry Virgin community to fixating on though(!)

Adding To The Total Then.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/11/donald-trump-berates-female-reporter-for-iran-question/ Is he able to explain why it's closed now(!) Or is putting himself out too much effort(?!) 

And I Certainly Know That Feeling.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/11/justin-baldoni-claims-blake-put-taylor-swift-cookie-recipe-in-discovery-docs/ I'm currently automatically excluding anything to do with Morman Wives and their lives, secret or otherwise at the moment.  Not that everyone else has to.

I Should Probably Put All Of The Netherlands On Notice.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/11/sabrina-carpenter-slammed-for-disliking-cultural-cry-at-coachella/ The Mandeville clan at the very least. While it will take me Googling; "Can Bees Live Underground?" to confirm I think I might have gotten to the bottom the mystery of why the Fox Nursery has fallen out of favour. It's starting to look less like a Colony and more like and Independent Nation(!) I might have to rethink my plan to put some seating out there. Although Bees are actually really chill. Provided you're calm they're perfectly happy not committing suicide for the good of the collective. Despite Bernard de Mandeville's libel of 1741. Whereas all Wasps are demons and must die!!!!! 

Whereas I Pulled Every Punch.

https://news.sky.com/story/sixteen-injured-and-attacker-dead-after-school-shooting-in-siverek-turkey-13531606 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d618cVUn3ro (Nobody Loves Like An Irishman, Lonnie Donegan, Midnight, Official Audio). Particularly during the 1980's, particularly amongst Ronald Reagan's very mockable version of MAGA ululation was very much associated with Iran and the "Mad Mullahs." They considered it a sort of Genocidal, Islamist war cry. I suppose that we should just be grateful that in the Globalised, Internet, A.I era they've manage to develop to the point of taking; "Death to America!" literally. Not that Persian/Iranian culture stops at the Iran/Iraq border. If, for no other reason than there's an entire other country between the borders of Iran, Iraq, Syria and Turkey. As if further proof was needed that Jesus Christ of Nazareth, King of the Jews definitely wasn't Palestinian a lot of the place names in Gaza aren't even in A...

Although I Can't Imagine Anyone Ever Being So Cruel As To Let Them Think They'd Be Able To Relitigate It.

https://news.sky.com/story/water-company-boss-to-forgo-bonus-following-water-outage-13531662 https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trumps-mcdonalds-order-comes-cash-surprise-doordash-grandma-outside-white-house  https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/okay-maybe-some-people-have-legitimate.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aur744e6uLo (Soon Come, Peter Tosh, 2002, Official Audio).

There Seems Little Point In Attempting To Relitigate It.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/11/kyle-richards-sued-sister-to-kick-her-out-of-home/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/completing-required-task-within.html 

Completing The Required Task Within The Allotted Time Was Never Going To Be Optional.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/11/swae-lee-coachella-performance-cut-short/ 

Ultimately It's Up To Her Customers To Decide Whether They Want To Keep Trying To Seek New Suppliers.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/10/ketamine-queen-jasveen-sangha-begged-for-forgiveness-in-court/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/is-there-anything-crueller-than-letting.html 

Is There Anything Crueller Than Letting An Obvious Madman Cling To His Delusion.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/10/big-bear-bald-eagles-nest-threatened/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/at-least-its-not-my-main-job.html Particularly when they'll have to soar far higher than that to even see the breakeven point. 

And Are We To Assume His Employment Has Come To An End(!)

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/10/trump-shares-brutal-florida-attack-video/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/most-people-have-absolutely-no-use-for.html 

Although I Doubt The Organisers Would Be Foolish Enough To Pull That Cr'p With The Talent.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/10/coachella-influencers-uninvited-from-festival/ 

When The Wheels Start To Come Off, They Really Come Off!

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/10/white-house-officials-disagreed-with-melania-trump-jeffrey-epstein-statement/ Rather like delamination in reinforced concrete or F1 tires. I really can't imagine the CIA thinks the time it's wasting in returning to reality is going to reduce its bill.  Of course if she'd spent that time pleading with her husband maybe at least some foolishness could have been prevented. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/there-was-never-ever-anything-to-discuss.html

Delinquent Account.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/10/university-of-idaho-murders-tiktoker-fights-back-at-idaho-professor/ 

Do They Seriously Want To Debate The Person Telling Them To Put Themselves Out(!)

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/13/tony-gonzales-retiring-from-congress-after-affair/

No More Questions. It's Time For Implementation.

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/iran-news/article-892906 

Today is a New Day.

Tuesday April 14th 2026 (14/4/26). There's certainly plenty for me to be doing alongside the chores. 

At Least It's Not My Main Job(!)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15726213/Justin-Bieber-fans-omeback-worst-Coachella-performance.html Just a little something extra you get thrown in with the day rate.

It's More Typically Associated With Persian/Iranian Culture.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15724873/Sabrina-Carpenter-rude-Coachella-yodeling.html Not that any one culture can really claim a monopoly on it. Despite the claims of the people who also claim that Jesus Christ, King of the Jews was Palestinian. It's definitely not Dutch though! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KHqU7l4NIk (Hair Of The Dog, Nazareth, Official Audio). Do I really need to point out that I no more chose to be dragged to Court (by CoE Protestants) on Maunday Thursday surrounded by Jews than I chose to have serious burns form scars in the shape of stigmata on my hands. https://news.sky.com/story/donald-trump-deletes-ai-image-of-himself-as-jesus-after-backlash-13531252 Although the tension in the train carriage that day certainly taught me that sometimes it's a lot ruder to not do the joke! Now, clearly I've got a lot to catch up on before I can even start to think about when I'll be able to get back to what is technically Joinary. I assume no...

I Can't Say That I Won't Get Bored And Dip Back In Again.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-254-people-killed-by-israeli-strikes-in-lebanon-today-says-civil-defence-service-13509565?postid=11514750#liveblog-body However the 10 point plan has been accepted. There shouldn't be any further questions out of him until it's implemented.

Is There Any Young Woman He Didn't Have Perverted Thoughts About?

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/09/melania-trump-addresses-jeffrey-epstein-relationship-from-white-house/ https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/05/gigi-hadid-reacts-to-epstein-files-mention/ I mean, seriously. Can you imagine being the only one(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0e6CpfVCg8 (U.G.L.Y, Daphne  And Celeste, Say, Audio, Topic). Of course now Trump's opened the door to it killing his children would be hilarious. Whereas kidnapping her son seems like it would be a grevious mistake. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkTB1et7AUc (Hair Of The Dog, Guns N' Roses, Official Audio).

And Yet The CIA Will Still Need To Pay Its Bill.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/09/warehouse-fire-california-paper-company-video/ 

So Desperate To Surrender He Didn't Read it Before Signing It.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/07/donald-trump-postponing-iran-bombing/ 

Today is a New Day.

Monday April 13th 2026 (13/4/26). And I've still got all that showbiz stuff to clear through. 

Meh. Maybe He's Not So Completely Terrible These Days Either.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/02/08/kid-rock-alternate-super-bowl-halftime-show/  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1hgVcNzvzY (Rockstar, Nickleback, Official Video). Athough. As I'm counting my days, amongst the stacks, I really feel the need to ask him; "And are  you entirely sure that was intended as a fecking compliment(!)" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3q1DVeooIg (Apaches Killing Insurgents, Video, Peter Hassle).

And I Can Only Hope I'm On Trump's Enemies List.

https://www.foxnews.com/world/viktor-orban-concedes-defeat-opposition-leader-heads-potential-supermajority-win https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/helping-or-hurting.html It seems to be about the safest place to be these days. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20zjja9L03A (Memories Remain, Dropkick Murphys, Official Audio).

*fetches magnifying glass* *fetches tweezers*

*fetches a veritable army of medical students* Hooray! We've finally found it! It's known as a; "Clitoritus" https://news.sky.com/story/rory-mcilroy-wins-us-masters-for-second-consecutive-year-13531132 Now. Can you, Tennis and all of your Fallopian Tubes at least try and find a reason for any of us to give even half a flying f'ck. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBlgop3U2aM (Out Of Step, Minor Threat, Yellow, Audio, Topic).

That's Wednseday's (15/4) Mortar Work Thrown To All Toss Then.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-254-people-killed-by-israeli-strikes-in-lebanon-today-says-civil-defence-service-13509565?postid=11506323#liveblog-body I've been forced to open a new bottle. I really hope NASA is keeping an account of all these units(!) On Tuesday (14/4) I've got to go buy beer, I'm down to my last two cartridges. But, before all that. I really need to speak to, at the very least, one of my Mothers. To find out how they're holding up, after the New Year's Day death of their beloved Dog. At the very least I hope to relive myself of feeling that her heart giving out was my fault. For being the only imprint not able to attend over the Winter (2025) Solstice. Upon leaving her on the cusp of the same Summer Solstice I knew I may not be able to come that way again, before she passed. So I did take the time to leave her with this blessing(+); Remember. You are loved. Never forgotten.

It's Testament To How Utterly Inconsequential Hegseth's Career Was.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-254-people-killed-by-israeli-strikes-in-lebanon-today-says-civil-defence-service-13509565?postid=11507844#liveblog-body He still got excited about being allowed into the Secure Compartmented Information Facility (SCIF). Yet refused to listen to the people who basically live there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkinwsRvhso (Michael Row The Boat Ashore, Lonnie Donegan, 1961, Official Audio). The 10 point plan was accepted, now go implement it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiLHNG0Kxmw (Michael Row The Boat Ashore, The Beach Boys, Audio, robert official).

I Could Probably Stick A Steel Gate Up This Afternoon.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/07/truck-crashes-into-vegas-casino/ Just based on the things in the scrap pile that are worth keeping. However it won't change the fact that those who aren't prepared to use force to knock the crown off will alway be at the mercy of those who are. Plus I'm sure certain people wouldn't need it explained to them that there's an awful lot of time of just sitting around waiting for things to dry. https://shuntool.com/article/does-eric-trump-pour-concrete

It's Classic Nihilism.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/07/geraldo-rivera-comments-on-trump-iran/ The act of bombing Iran is the purpose or meaning of bombing Iran. 

I Wonder What's Going To Happen First.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/07/cardi-b-threatens-credit-card-thieves/ The Foxes learning who to use the KFC App or some people learning that they're nothing more than a rounding error. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/05/the-fox-kits-have-made-their-debut.html  

Everyone's Always Free To Do Their Own Jokes.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/07/aaron-carter-mom-loses-estate-fight-against-melanie-martin/ https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/18/aaron-carter-cause-of-death-drowning-xanax-alprazolam-huffing/ 

Err.... He Does Know That's Traditionally Associated With Funerals?!

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/12/dr-oz-helps-woman-at-trump-speech/ 

A Joke Far Above His Security Clearance.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/31/pete-hegseth-clears-army-pilots-after-kid-rock-flyby-incident/ I actually have a couple of Kid Rock CD's, he wasn't that bad nearly 30 years ago. Even if I've yet to find a reason to add those CD's to my Mp3 Player. However with my to-do-list now seeming longer than my stack of CD's.... I can't be sure whether it was part of Prince Harry's Weapons Officer training. That time and Apache gunship stalked me as I walked through an urban area, with its main gun target locked on me for about an hour. However I can be sure that low flying Apache's are very, very loud. 

And I Wonder Who Taught Him That(!)

https://www.channelnewsasia.com/world/trump-says-makes-no-difference-him-if-iran-us-reach-deal-6051161 Their deeply engrained culture of Nihilism is something they really should try and work on. For their benefit, not mine. I can always continue to completel wipe the floor with them. https://www.jpost.com/international/article-892654 https://www.walesonline.co.uk/sport/uk-sport-news/grand-national-2026-live-confirmed-33747317  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BESFd_db-u4 (Galway Races, The Clancy Brothers, Favourites, Audio, Topic).

And Not Even Biden Was Dumb Enough To Approve It.

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/iran-news/article-892647 Further proof, if needed, that you can sit around fantasising about something for decades. The World isn't going to stop and wait for you. 

There Was Never Ever Anything To Discuss.

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/iran-news/article-892630 The US accepted the 10 point plan on Tuesday (7/4). They start implementing it on Wednesday (8/4/). No bell can ever go untolled and all that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UVN89aHUB8 (Jack O'Diamonds, Lonnie Donegan, Skiff, Official Audio). 

Today is a New Day.

Sunday April 12th 2026 (12/4/26). I've get to get back to the gym. Meaning I'm going to have even less tolerance for complete wastes of time and energy. 

Yeah, It's The Type Of Show That Demonstrates How "The Unit" Elevated Things.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp_zk71yLGQ (Ultimate Force Trailer | Ross Kemp,  et al , Video, ally network). At least one the guys washed up in; "SEAL Team." Meaning you can contract trace it directly to The Unit, through Michael Irby. If you are in the UK and you haven't seen it, don't worry. Chances are it will be on again really soon. This week I've been particularly reminded of a scene where they're reminiscing about the Resistance part of training. https://www.npr.org/2026/04/09/nx-s1-5779671/artemis-flywheel-astronauts-resistance-workout-bone-loss Apparently one of them was advised by an ancestor to imagine he was constructing a house in his head. After about an hour the guy remembered that the ancestor used to be a construction worker. So he he resorted to just laying there and pretending he was dead. Which, it looks to me, is exactly what Sabrina Carpenter is like in bed. Hence the total absence of interest from the Lesbian community. #Banter(!) #Li...

Yes. I Think We've All Been Observing His Approach To The Game For A While Now.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-254-people-killed-by-israeli-strikes-in-lebanon-today-says-civil-defence-service-13509565?postid=11505118#liveblog-body https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMavhk16FJU (Ace Of Spades, Motörhead, (Official Audio), Official Audio, Motörhead Official). Although this current point is easy enough to solve for. The CIA writes the statement of apology and gives it to its proxy. Pakistan then reads it out loud. Perhaps in a narrator's voice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGYJrjwiPC4&list=RDjGYJrjwiPC4 (The Gambler, Kenny Rogers, Through, Official Audio). However I am prepared to concede that, in requiring the tiniest amount of attention it still requires much more attention than the utter waste of everybody's time that was debate over whether Blue Origin or Space X will be getting the lander contract. I assume that having discouraged that many people from choosing a STEM career that the program won't so much be shut as the entire STEM se...

I'll Think You'll Find It's The Japan Radio Tower.

🗼. Not only is it taller than the Effifel Tower it's much more functional.  It can even be pressed into use as a giant, throbbing middle-finger to the Epically Angry Virgin community. Not that they'd understand when you; "flip them the bird." They won't remember having seen it before. If am going to make more use of profane emojis I think I'm going to have to download an additional keyboard. Although I only really use emojis when I'm trying to confuse people. 👍https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/okay-maybe-some-people-have-legitimate.html👍 Of course the Mathematical rules governing the refraction of waves, typically light, were first observed (and written down) by a Persian or Iranian Mathematician. White Angle-Saxons weren't even able to copy it for another couple of hundreds of years. While it wasn't actually plagiarised by the Dutch East India Company it during that era. Needless to say, one of those civilisations is allowed ac...

There's Certainly Something Strangely Hypnotic About It.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15710241/sabrina-carpenter-house-tour-music-video.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/some-people-have-to-study-at-jedi.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-8hlEAJZdM (Television, Bad Religion, Official Audio).

Which Rather Cancels Out The Airspace Closure.

https://news.sky.com/story/british-tourist-dead-and-another-in-serious-condition-fatal-canary-islands-bus-crash-13530466 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/the-mh-6-has-been-found.html Given that it's now obvious that any acknowledgement will only be mistaken for encouragement. Getting that apology to Pakistan for it to read out sooner rather than later is really the least it can do for its proxy at this point. No matter how many little birds flock together, in the strangest of places. https://news.sky.com/story/boy-9-rescued-after-being-locked-in-fathers-van-in-france-since-2024-13530467 https://news.sky.com/story/fuel-tankers-regain-access-to-irish-oil-refinery-after-protests-13530735 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7ZyzCNeFKY (Under The Bridge, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Audio, Brian Martens Music).

I Assume There's No Further Expectation Of Acknowledgement.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-254-people-killed-by-israeli-strikes-in-lebanon-today-says-civil-defence-service-13509565?postid=11503013#liveblog-body Given now we can all see that it will only, inexplicably, be mistaken for encouragement.

*patronisingly applauds* Yes, It's Rubber Duck!

 https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-254-people-killed-by-israeli-strikes-in-lebanon-today-says-civil-defence-service-13509565?postid=11500434#liveblog-body https://news.sky.com/story/artemis-ii-latest-crew-to-shuttle-fireball-back-to-earth-as-they-prepare-for-re-entry-13494699?postid=11498928#liveblog-body Any clue on when we can expect object permanence.

And Does It Really Take This Long For The CIA To Issue Its Proxy An Apology To Read Out Loud.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-254-people-killed-by-israeli-strikes-in-lebanon-today-says-civil-defence-service-13509565?postid=11499784#liveblog-body

While I Just Assumed That Any Acknowledgement Would Be Mistaken For Encouragement.

https://www.jpost.com/diaspora/antisemitism/article-892600 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/the-mh-6-has-been-found.html I appreciate that birds of a feather often flock together. However, surely. That should just make it easier for us to recognise a braindead moron when we see one. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/although-ive-yet-to-hear-him-disavow.html 

Today is a New Day.

Saturday April 11th 2026 (11/4/26). At least I don't have to worry about what I'm going to do with it. 

The MH-6 Has Been Found!

https://news.sky.com/story/artemis-ii-latest-crew-to-shuttle-fireball-back-to-earth-as-they-prepare-for-re-entry-13494699?postid=11499088#liveblog-body I repeat; The MH-6 has been found! *Googles; How to get 10 year old girls excited.* https://bigbangtheory.fandom.com/wiki/The_Contractual_Obligation_Implementation https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/some-people-have-to-study-at-jedi.html

Honestly. I'd Rather Just Lay There And Imagine I'm Dead.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15713791/sabrina-carpenter-brunette-unrecognizable-perfect-magazine.html After all, Isn't that just how she takes it. Each & Every Day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp_zk71yLGQ (Ultimate Force Trailer | Ross Kemp, et al , Video, ally network). Yeah. 👈 You Heard Me 👉. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkOJCbLymCM (Mi Casa, Method Man Ft Redman, Official Audio).

*shakes head* Never Has A Truer Word Ever Been Spoken.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkTB1et7AUc (Hair Of The Dog, Guns N' Roses, Official Audio).

So We Can Add; "Oil Tankers" To The List Of Things He Doesn't Understand Then.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-254-people-killed-by-israeli-strikes-in-lebanon-today-says-civil-defence-service-13509565?postid=11492176#liveblog-body  Perhaps we should start with a Rubber Duck. Then see if we're able to build from there(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEyujOSEexM (Goin' By The Book, Johnny Cash, (15+), Official Video).

General Bonespurs Was Still Able To Skip SERE School Though(!)

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-254-people-killed-by-israeli-strikes-in-lebanon-today-says-civil-defence-service-13509565?postid=11496134#liveblog-body Tree blind & two pair, of bracket. Just saying, Sun(!) https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/competence-on-security-was-only-thing.html 😉. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6waHeLoqAQ (The Foggy Dew, Derek Warfield, G0d, Official Audio).

Although I've Yet To Hear Him Disavow Those Who, Apparently, Aren't In Possession Of Opposable Thumbs.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-254-people-killed-by-israeli-strikes-in-lebanon-today-says-civil-defence-service-13509565?postid=11495354#liveblog-body https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/although-they-probably-didnt-know.html Not that it's anyone's problem but President Johnson's now. 

And Is It Any Surprise He Wants To Go 'Full Kanye.'

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-254-people-killed-by-israeli-strikes-in-lebanon-today-says-civil-defence-service-13509565?postid=11495354#liveblog-body Being an over leveraged millionaire in a world of Billionaires is certainly no place to be. 

Ding-Ding!

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-254-people-killed-by-israeli-strikes-in-lebanon-today-says-civil-defence-service-13509565?postid=11491973#liveblog-body The happy couple have, *ahem*; 'Voluntarily Withdrawn on Medical Grounds.' https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/its-impossible-to-limp-on-when-your.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/i-wasnt-aware-he-was-in-position-to.html 

Yeah, My Bluetooth Speaker Finally Turned Itself Off.

So I turned it back on again. Now the whole parish will be able to hear, when the top of the barrel finally gets a scrape on it(!) https://news.sky.com/story/prince-harry-sued-for-libel-by-his-former-charity-sentebale-court-record-shows-13530180 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw7pp6vYIKQ (Cowboy, Kid Rock, Official Audio). Of course I've got a very wide collection of Wooden Spoons. So perhaps 'Good at Sport' there would like to come, reacquaint himself with his(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCxtIwnVwzs (Bawitdaba, Kid Rock, 2018, Official Audio).

Some People Just Want To Live In The Dark Ages, Apparently(!)

There is a place, known as Father's room. In it hangs .... wait for it .... appropriately batten all hatches ....; Two lamp holders. One is controlled by a Rocker on the wall. While the 3-way gang is controlled by a Pullcord, conveniently mounted just above the bed. Apparently, everyone in the Capitalist world just buy a 220-240v (mains) beside lamp. While those with abilities can do so much better, alongside anyone who's prepared to pay. Officially, by Trade, my Father's an Electrician. He mainly worked on the Railroads, alongside the very big Eddies. Yet, for as long as any of us can remember, neither of those light switches have worked. Just as the Sun was going down on Christmas Eve 2024 the cord on Pullcord on the ceiling lamp holder in that house I've got just to do laundry in frayed and snapped off. So as soon as the shops opened again I marched off to get and fit a new Pullcord, in less time than it took some people to notice. After he certified and signed off m...

€200 A Tank. Apparently.

https://news.sky.com/story/irish-army-called-in-to-remove-fuel-depot-blockades-13529610 With absolutely no restriction on freedom of association(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1jGCWYm0ng (Man From Mullingar, The Wolfe Tones, Up, Official Audio). *sighs* Ye olde Green Pages seem so (Eritrean) blackened around the edges these days. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NyIcCrPnuk (Caccini: Ave Maria, The Wee Blind Fella, Andrea Bocelli, Official Audio).

Some People Have To Study At Jedi Academy Their Entire Lives To Develop That Ability.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/07/nancy-bowen-and-husband-had-legal-problems-before-killing/ The ability to mildly annoy your obvious superiors. Perhaps adding more nickel to the coppers would eliminate the little eddies in the force(!) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electrolysis https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/it-could-just-be-dirty-air.html  

At Least I Did My Bit.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/07/stars-celebrate-national-beer-day/ 

I'd Rather Be Able To See The Earth And The Moon At The Same Time.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/06/artemis-flight-around-moon/ By looking out of my window instead. 

Although Shock Of Being Plunged Into Icy Water Probably Meant He Was Too Unconcious To Breathe.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/06/todd-meadows-cause-of-death/ 

As Even The CIA Are Trying To Draw Attention The Fact That The CIA Are Nothing But F'ck-Ups.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/06/attorney-comments-on-pooh-shiesty-gucci-mane-alleged-kidnap-story/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/okay-maybe-some-people-have-legitimate.html

Although I Doubt Trump Remembers That Time They Used; "Perfidious" Correctly In A Sentence.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/06/donald-trump-says-kim-jong-un-insulted-joe-biden/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/and-world-did-gaze-in-deep-amaze.html 

And Was She Able To Pay For Her Own Tickets.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/06/aoc-at-yankees-game-during-government-shutdown/ 

Although It Sounds Like They Still Weren't Able To Overcome The Main Security Device.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/06/miranda-kerr-evan-spiegels-los-angeles-home-targeted-by-trespasser/ As I've pointed out before. You can build all the walls you like. Install all the locks you like. Put up all the security cameras and lights you can think of. Build the biggest, most beautiful, most expensive Golden Shield you can afford. Ultimately though you're going to reach a point where you have to be prepared to kill. Then keep killing all the way back until the head topples off. https://www.buckinghampalace.co.uk/news/king-charles-trump-us-state-visit-april-2026 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/meh-hardly-first-time.html Alternatively you could just be honest with yourself about who you are and what you are. And pay your damn bill. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/while-id-be-disappointed-with-decision.html

Competence On Security Was The Only Thing Netanyahu Had Left To Offer.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/politics-and-diplomacy/article-892558 He certainly doesn't even have that anymore. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/i-wasnt-aware-he-was-in-position-to.html 

Although They Probably Didn't Know The Proper Name For Them.

https://www.jpost.com/archaeology/article-892527 Despite knowing how to use them. Now, any word on when the tenants are getting sawed up(!) https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/meh-just-bit-of-workplace-banter.html 

Never Let Your Worst Enemy Tell You What's In Your Best Interest.

https://www.jpost.com/opinion/article-892484 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/he-was-trying-to-starve-iranians-for.html 

Hmm. Perhaps It's Not Absolutely Everybody Else That's The Problem.

https://www.jpost.com/american-politics/article-892572 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/yep-thats-noise-coward-makes.html 

Today is a New Day.

Friday April 10th 2026 (10/4/26). And it's back to regularly scheduled chores. Possibly with some more light work thrown in. 

And Have The Many Extremely Vacant Possessions That Abound My Property Figured It Out Yet?

Why certain elements are adamant that the 'Strait' must be reopened. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUMEOpPGs5M (Sam Hall, The Dubliners, Home, Official Audio). Of course that particular "Chavvy Pile Of Toxic Slag" has certainly been reported to the police, and more. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxM1tv6bI3A (Under Salt Marsh | Official Trailer | Sky, Video, Sky TV). Through the proper channels too. Only for the local Coppers to arrest a Black man. Then try to claim it was Gyps...um. https://news.sky.com/story/government-to-fund-clear-up-of-illegal-tips-in-north-of-england-13521977 Of course if I ever do stick this gate up it will, by design, be Fox accessible. Although I am tempted to add some Chicken Wire. Just to return the favour of teaching valuable life lessons. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/05/the-fox-kits-have-made-their-debut.html https://news.sky.com/story/four-arrested-as-hundreds-of-suspected-stolen-phones-are-found-13529638 https://ww...

Meh, Just A Bit Of Workplace Banter.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15713985/Offset-Lil-Tjay-fight-Migos-shooting.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tJeuSSiR5o (Bulletproof, La Roux, Official Audio). Having discovered that I've actually got ample 2mm Steel Plate I'm sorely tempted to make my own hinges. On a point of principle. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/never-underestimate-my-capacity-for.html Although having properly considered the umvelt I'm starting to think some strengthening bars might be in order. Either way. It's certainly a lot more useful than what some people have got in their scrap pile(!) https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/at-least-hes-not-sorting-my-recycling.html Incidentally. During the Great Famine the Seminole Tribe sent the Irish people food aid. In the form of Corn, which they call Maize. So the Saxon people impounded and left it to rot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwWoCtoXq6g (Kaw-Liga, Charley Pride, Retrospective, Official...

Hardly The Most Arousing Thing I Found Amongst The Clutter In The Last Bout.

https://news.sky.com/story/melania-trump-delivers-surprise-statement-at-white-house-to-address-epstein-relationship-lies-13529799 And I will need to find that MH-6 soon. However that millennium era Maxim/FHM/Loaded style ladsmag, featuring the aspiring Slovenian model with the incomprehensible family name. Easy enough to forget about then, rather more valuable now. 😉. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/okay-maybe-some-people-have-legitimate.html And, speaking of the kiddy-winks. Their S.E.R.E School episode was rather entertaining too. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimate_Force https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7aZmclwXpo (Barroom Hero, Dropkick Murphys, Boot, Official Audio).

I Would Ask If This Means Those Gate Padlocks Are Finally Going To Be Delivered.

https://www.thenationalnews.com/news/uae/2026/04/09/keir-starmer-arrives-in-uae-for-talks-on-iran-war/ Except the actual weather has improved to the point that I was able to give my Dubai Rugby 7's cap its first public outing. I'm not saying they're new to the game but, I was the Captain! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCWV_U0GsjY (Caps And Bottles, Dropkick Murphys, Official Audio). Which is certainly one way of pointing out that in a previous bout of de-cluttering I discovered that I have Dubai Rugby 7's supporters baseball cap. I have no idea why. I have to assume that someone needed a baseball cap whilst in the proximity of a charity shop. It's still got a decent peak on it though, even if the gold braiding is somewhat lacking along the FROW. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5VTeGWQyMs (Fields Of Athenry, Dropkick Murphys, Official Audio). Of course I can stick this gate up without screws. Although there is a reason why we went to the effort of inventing screws...

Did Someone Forget To Load The Obedience, First & Foremost(!)

https://news.sky.com/story/hms-dragon-docks-with-minor-technical-issue-in-eastern-mediterranean-as-iran-war-escalates-13529035 It's always the ones who don't know Chain-of-Command is only there for their benefit who need it the most.

Yep. That's The Noise A Coward Makes.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/07/donald-trump-threatens-to-wipe-out-iran/ So no-one can come complain to me if this Sit & Watch order stands. Particularly not him. 

I've Certainly Seen Some Cruelty In My Life.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/09/taylor-swift-seen-out-in-nyc/ I don't think I've ever seen anything that cruel though! https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/okay-maybe-some-people-have-legitimate.html Maybe I just need to scroll back a bit further though. 

Spot The Obvious Flaw In That Sentence(!)

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-254-people-killed-by-israeli-strikes-in-lebanon-today-says-civil-defence-service-13509565?postid=11486793#liveblog-body 

It's Impossible To Limp On When Your Back's Been Completely Broken.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-254-people-killed-by-israeli-strikes-in-lebanon-today-says-civil-defence-service-13509565?postid=11486311#liveblog-body Even if, apparently, you haven't noticed your back's been completely broken. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE_u-JUAaiM (Citizen I.C.E, Dopkick Murphys, Official Audio). 

I Wasn't Aware He Was In A Position To Issue Instructions Any Longer.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-254-people-killed-by-israeli-strikes-in-lebanon-today-says-civil-defence-service-13509565?postid=11489662#liveblog-body 

A Begging Bowl & A P'ss Poor Attitude Certainly Seems Like A Winning Combination Though(!)

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/06/anheuser-busch-backs-out-wireless-festival-kanye-west/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mijw0nV95r0 (Whiskey In The Jar, Dublin City Ramblers, Porter, Audio, Topic). 

It Was Probably Trump's Social Media.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/06/trump-threatens-journalist-over-downed-fighter-jet-source/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/wow-so-its-even-more-desperate-than-it.html  Not that I'm familiar with the story being referred to. 

It Did Seem Rather Excessive.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/06/lil-nas-x-case-might-get-dismissed-if-continues-treatment/ Assuming that no real damage was done. 

Yeah. Screwfix Have Promised To Credit My Account With Some Pocket Change Too.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/08/offset-sued-by-casino-over-alleged-unpaid-fee/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/quite-day-rate.html Although it's hardly worth my time, going to look for a couple of pennies. Not when I've still got to scroll all the way back to find out about him getting shot. Speaking of Rockers (lightswitches) though, not only is mine already on I've even managed to start of Season 3 of; "Sons of Anarchy." I think it was in Season 3 of; "Yellowstone" though. That Chief Rainwater got educated about the fact that the US has broken every treaty it's entered into. The show's description of building fences and gates as; "Low man work" is entirely intentional.

Is It Time For The Periodic "Minor Threat" Reference Again.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/06/rory-mcilroy-tiger-woods-masters-dinner/ It doesn't matter what it is. If it's the thing that's causing you to constantly fail. You need to cut it out of your life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfBwNqSKVTY (Small Man Big Mouth, Minor Threat, Yellow, Audio, Topic).  

Perhaps They'd Like To Include That In Their Endless Discussion About Why They Can't Do Even The Most Basic Of Things.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/06/congressman-tony-gonzales-asked-separate-staffer-for-nudes/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/ive-never-even-spoken-to-either-of-them.html  The fact that they don't even seem to know what the most basic of things are. Let alone how to do them. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/03/it-was-actually-stress-of-october-6th.html

It Looks Like He's Allowed A Passport Too(!)

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/06/lewis-hamilton-drives-kim-kardashian-ferrari/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/okay-maybe-some-people-have-legitimate.html 

And The World Did Gaze, In Deep Amaze.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/okay-well-all-just-sit-and-watch.html At those men brought few. Through their ill concieved and poorly executed attempt at regime change. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrrO4I-E8oY (The Foggy Dew, The Chieftains, Veil, Audio, Topic). 

The Next Eurovision Can Come And Go.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/06/melissa-gilbert-knew-about-timothy-busfield-past-allegations/ https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/06/savannah-guthrie-tears-up-seeing-fans-on-today-show/ If the Sit and Watch order is going to stand. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/okay-well-all-just-sit-and-watch.html 

Presumably The Obvious Flaw In The Premise Will Lead To Disaster.

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-892417 

Of Course That Flashed Up On Almost All The TV News In Near Real Time.

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/iran-news/article-892349 What I did not see was any need to follow up on it. Donkey brays, Horse neighs, Duck quacks and Cow moos. While we should all be familiar with the type of noise a Chicken makes by now. 

Okay. We'll All Just Sit And Watch.

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/iran-news/article-892409 In deep amaze! But I suppose it is one of the many limitations of being that stupid. You have to assume everyone else is too. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/okay-maybe-some-people-have-legitimate.html 

Today is a New Day.

Thursday April 9th 2026 (9/4/26). Although it still seems to be around Monday in the Thirty Mile Zone. 

That's Why Pregnant Women Are Advised Not To Fly.

https://news.sky.com/story/womans-birth-in-mid-air-creates-tricky-legal-situation-13528774 There's absolutely medical reason for it. But yeah, it's entirely up to them whether they want to sit around talking endlessly about why they can't even do the most basic of things. Rather than just delivering, for once. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/meh-hardly-first-time.html

Okay. If That's What They Want To Spend Their Time On.

https://news.sky.com/story/ex-delivery-driver-faces-possible-death-sentence-after-admitting-murder-of-girl-7-he-abducted-in-van-13529341 I can just sit here and watch them continue to fail to do even the most basic things. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/it-could-just-be-dirty-air.html

Apart From The Ones To Do With Regime Change, Military Infrastructure And Talking Point.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-254-people-killed-by-israeli-strikes-in-lebanon-today-says-civil-defence-service-13509565?postid=11486235#liveblog-body So why not just hush up about it, rather than continuing to draw attention to how you completely sh't the bed.

It Wouldnt. It's Baked In.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-254-people-killed-by-israeli-strikes-in-lebanon-today-says-civil-defence-service-13509565?postid=11486069#liveblog-body So there's absolutely no chance of anyone ever forgetting that he was ever that stupid. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/as-long-as-hes-sure-he-wouldnt-much.html However it will eliminate that stupidity's opportunity to do even more damage.

He Was Trying To Starve Iranians For Months Before He Started Bombing Them.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-254-people-killed-by-israeli-strikes-in-lebanon-today-says-civil-defence-service-13509565?postid=11485972#liveblog-body Why would anyone in their right mind want anything to do with that.

Is Anyone Actually Surprised That A CIA Proxy Has Been Completely Humiliatec.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-254-people-killed-by-israeli-strikes-in-lebanon-today-says-civil-defence-service-13509565?postid=11485526#liveblog-body

Did Someone Bang Him On The Head With A Hammer(?!)

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-254-people-killed-by-israeli-strikes-in-lebanon-today-says-civil-defence-service-13509565?postid=11485313#liveblog-body Any day when his dreams die can only be a day of celebration for Iranians.

As Long As He's Sure He Wouldn't Much Rather Quietly Resign Instead.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-254-people-killed-by-israeli-strikes-in-lebanon-today-says-civil-defence-service-13509565?postid=11485075#liveblog-body

Okay. Maybe Some People Have A Legitimate Use For A Muppet Hammer.

https://www.billboard.com/culture/tv-film/miley-cyrus-cookie-monster-flowers-sesame-street-1236196385/ But yeah. Their misery could be four years behind them now, innit(!)

It's Certainly A Known Problem With Hallucinogens.

https://news.sky.com/story/ketamine-queen-jasveen-sangha-jailed-for-15-years-over-death-of-matthew-perry-13529344 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/which-certainly-doesnt-sound-like-man.html Now, who keeps giving the village idiot weapons(!)

At Least He's Not Sorting My Recycling(!)

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-ceasefire-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-lebanon-netanyahu-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11484731#liveblog-body https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/most-people-have-absolutely-no-use-for.html 

I Assume Those Words Must Mean Something Different In Hebrew.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-ceasefire-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-lebanon-netanyahu-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11484525#liveblog-body Either that or he's further underlining my point that people who don't know how Nukes work shouldn't have access to them. 

Even If You Didn't Know What Trump Was Referring To It Should Have Been Obvious He Was Going To Chicken Out.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-ceasefire-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-lebanon-netanyahu-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11484033#liveblog-body https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/and-have-they-still-not-worked-out-why.html So don't be looking to me to take the blame for their continued employment. 

And Have They Still Not Worked Out Why They're So Hilariously Poor(?!)

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-ceasefire-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-lebanon-netanyahu-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11483529#liveblog-body https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/you-wouldnt-think-that-pakistan-could.html 

Those Who Life Did Not Bless With Abilities Really Need To Learn To Be Respectful.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-ceasefire-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-lebanon-netanyahu-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11482814#liveblog-body 

Most People Have Absolutely No Use For A Muppet Hammer.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-ceasefire-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-lebanon-netanyahu-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11482719#liveblog-body They're competent enough to just use a claw hammer. They can also tell the difference between a nail and their thumb. 

You Wouldn't Think That Pakistan Could Be Humilated Further.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-ceasefire-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-lebanon-netanyahu-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11482431#liveblog-body Yet here we are. 

Quite The Day Rate.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/06/kanye-west-ye-los-angeles/ Of course an ally would've just put them out of their misery years ago. 

It Could Just Be Dirty Air.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/06/public-defender-of-nancy-bowen-husband-trying-to-withdraw/ Some people are more susceptible to wake turbulance than others. However that development seems to be a deliberate reference to the Rob Reiner slayings. There I are plenty of things I can do. So it's up to others to decide whether they want to keep endlessly discussing while they failed to do even the most basic of things. Or, they could just deliver. 

Oops, Sorry. Did You Mistake Me For That Sort Of Completely Useless(!)

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/does-anyone-remember-that-time-i-said.html As is the plan I put that utterly in penetratable security chain. Meaning that the *ahem* 'Strait' will remain closed. I also found the time for the Light (switch) work. Although it is a shame I didn't get to start the day with; "Green, yellow, red, blue brown and black. One of those coloureds is definitely dangerous!" "Although a wise old spark did once teach me that the fuse wire isn't insulated!" "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed2Tan3MA0k (Gamblin' Man, Lonnie Donegan, Boom, Audio, Topic)."

At Least He's Right About Countries Only Being Able To Survive So Many Bad Decisions.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/06/donald-trump-birthright-citizenship-rant/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/he-was-allowed-to-limp-on-after-all-of.html 

No-One Can Expect A Service They're Not Prepared To Pay For.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/08/kanye-west-sued-by-former-bodyguard/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUpuwdfRW9s (Sam Hall, Johnny Cash, Official Audio).

Which Certainly Doesn't Sound Like A Man Who Knows He's Sentenced Himself To Die In Prison.

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-892371  Incidentally. The striking face of a hammer is properly called a; "Pein." As it crosses the handle it needs to be counter balanced. So that's about every bit as useful as just saying; "Hammer."

Surely He Can't Think That Continuing To Answer Incorrectly Is Going To Get Him Anywhere.

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/iran-news/article-892370 

There's Certainly No Reason Why Trump's Attempts To Mildly Annoy His Betters Should Change Anything.

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/iran-news/article-892378 

He Was Allowed To Limp On After All Of His Other Epic Defeats.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-ceasefire-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-lebanon-netanyahu-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11480649#liveblog-body Look where we are now. 

And Are All The CIA Thickos In Their Military Really Worth The Trouble(.)

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-ceasefire-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-lebanon-netanyahu-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11480540#liveblog-body https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/theres-absolutely-nothing-to-discuss.html 

It's Not As Though The Were Press-Ganged Onto The Sh't Boat.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-ceasefire-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-lebanon-netanyahu-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11480286#liveblog-body 

There's Absolutely Nothing To Discuss.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-ceasefire-war-latest-trump-tehran-israel-lebanon-netanyahu-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11480160#liveblog-body The US is notify us of the date of Trump's exit interview and the date of President Johnson inaugaration. 

Today is a New Day.

Wednesday April 8th 2026 (8/4/26). Hmm. It already seems too late for even light work. 

*tuts* We Can Only Live In Hope(!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gjq7G249ctY (Reveille & Assembly, Slideshow, Trumpter's Stuff).

And, ... Wait For It, ... Today's Hammer Has Been; "Cross-Pein."

Although, personally. I've always gone with; "Muppet." https://www.foxnews.com/politics/hegseth-ties-iran-rescue-easter-story-jesus-christ-a-pilot-reborn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEhC5Uio8do (Come Out Ye Black 'n' Tans, The Young Wolfe Tones).

Oops, I Seem To Have Broken A Needle.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/03/i-can-only-say-that-im-genuinely.html Sorry(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRRAR8pSgiw (Jambalaya, Carpenters, 1991, Official Audio). And that's my own, personal, private message. Not a general invitation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZxtqfHNUjQ (I Won't Last A Day Without You, Carpenters, Official Audio). 😉. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAPKr46M38c&list=RDUAPKr46M38c (Whiskey In The Jar, Thin Lizzy, Official Audio).

I've Never Even Spoken To Either Of Them Directly.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/22/kim-kardashian-lewis-hamilton-seen-in-tokyo-dating/ So I'm still struggling to find a way to make understandable under; The Baker Act (1971). Let alone; "Relatable." However. Beyond her aged, flabby motherhood. I'm guessing we got introduced in; "The Friend Zone." Then just lived there for the next 5-10 years. Now. Try and imagine a way all this doesn't set him off, Again(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz7hIpRv-jc (Fairies Wear Boots, Black Sabbath, 2009, Official Audio).

Unfortunately. My Hinges & I Will Have To Take That Question.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/06/offset-shot-near-florida-casino/ Seriously. Not only an I currently to *ahem* 'Limp' to read that. I'm even to limp to decide whether this is an appropriate song, for now; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t7xd4BIwFg (Mull Of Kintyre, Glen Campbell (Behan), In Concert, Official Audio). Meanwhile. Exciting, generational news from the; "Fox Nursery." Years of drought, along with those naughty little paws, have emboldened the Milk Thistle. Not only to the point they burned through the Grass, they've even started to threaten the earth's most resilient Daffodil. Anyway. After waiting for it to stop raining for long enough to apply the Glyphosate (6hrs minimum) I've been sowing my seed, then watering it all the way down. Now we're all just waiting for the Life to happen(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l2pASlZ2UE&list=RD6l2pASlZ2UE (Wearing Of The Green, The Young Wolfe Tones, Standing, Official Audio). Now, As previo...

"Helping." Or; "Hurting."

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-us-israel-kharg-island-netanyahu-lebanon-strikes-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11477243#liveblog-body I'm assuming; "Hurting." Proving to the World exactly how much that sort of Great Replacement Theory, Populist, Strongman, F'cknuckle C'untbag are actually worth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDdh9WS6E8g (Amazing Grace, Dropkick Murphys, Official Audio).

People Who Don't Know How Nukes Work Shouldn't Have Access To Them.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-tehran-us-israel-kharg-island-netanyahu-lebanon-strikes-drone-live-sky-news-13509565?postid=11475698#liveblog-body https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kdfzdfJAQA (Heat Of The Moment, Asia, 2008, Official Audio). Now, where's that extremely valuable Garrison Cap gone and gotten itself to(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5qlqfGfaSM (Bargin Store, Dolly Parton, Audio, Patricia Gorman). Plus. "Civilisation" is kind of fecking pushing it(!) https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/and-did-it-seem-like-appropriate-moment.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN8X7-CMoug (Pick A Bale Of Cotton, Lonnie Donegan, Island, Official Audio).

Meh. Hardly The First Time.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15706877/rihanna-ap-rocky-public-appearance-shooting-attack-home.html I was tempted to ask for a wider angle of the first pictures. To see if I could work out what those six or so new guys were supposed to be doing, other than wasting money. Although, if they can afford it and it makes them feel better. Then it's not really money wasted. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUMEOpPGs5M (Sam Hall, The Dubliners, At, Official Audio).

He Had A Great Many Victories Planned.

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/iran-news/article-892297 I'm denying as many as I can. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2EvDxuMnKE (Gonna Be A Blackout Tonight, Dropkick Murphys, Official Audio).

Does Anyone Remember That Time I Said; "I'm Sticking A Gate Up!"

http://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2023/10/operation-saxon-needles-week-3-day-3.html Then I stuck a Chain up instead and got distracted by writing two and a bit books. Largely in defence of Concrete as an Aesthetic? Well. I'm finally sticking a gate up. It turns out, I also need a little something to attach it to. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2025/07/yeah-thats-turning-into-right-nuisance.html You wouldn't think this would require a Bridge. And, if I'm being completely honest. I'm currently at the stage of trying not to get so drunk that I'm still completely (colour) Blind Drunk when I tackle the electrical work tomorrow (8/4). However, let me assure you. Not only will there be a Bridge. There will also be a crashed MH-6! Not that I've looked at the MH-6 yet. Let alone assembled, then crashed it. However, for the Gate we're working in 1:10. While for the Wall we're working in 0.28:10. I couldn't find any A3 sheets. https://www.youtube.com/w...