Twitter With Brain Cells

https://news.sky.com/story/trumps-call-for-jimmy-kimmel-to-be-sacked-after-melania-joke-13537428 https://news.sky.com/story/former-fbi-director-james-comey-appears-in-court-over-trump-seashell-threat-13538147 That is not the reaction of a regime that wants to be taken seriously, let alone feared.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/27/king-charles-queen-camilla-meet-with-donald-trump-melania-on-american-trip/ Forcing him to invite his would be assassin in for tea(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwWoCtoXq6g (Kaw-Liga, Charley Pride, Collection, Official Audio).

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-blockade-strait-of-hormuz-lebanon-13509565?postid=11613309#liveblog-body

https://news.sky.com/video/pm-keir-starmer-heckled-at-terror-attack-site-in-golders-green-13538458 I rebuilt the peir, crown and all. Now I'm waiting for one last coat of render to dry on the other side of the Strait and I can finally be finished with this!

Thursday April 30th 2026 (30/4/26). I think I've banked enough gym sessions to swap one for extra yard work. 

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-blockade-strait-of-hormuz-lebanon-13509565?postid=11607907#liveblog-body

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-blockade-strait-of-hormuz-lebanon-13509565?postid=11606212#liveblog-body https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-blockade-strait-of-hormuz-lebanon-13509565?postid=11606506#liveblog-body The act of bombing Iran is the purpose of bombing Iran. He's done that now so he declare victory, tick it off the bucket list and draw a line under it.

https://news.sky.com/story/follow-latest-two-people-stabbed-in-north-london-jewish-security-group-says-13527284?postid=11607820#liveblog-body https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD9EbDd7wag (New Rose, Guns N' Roses, Official Audio). 😉. https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/27/suspected-pirates-steer-cargo-vessel-towards-somalia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52MuoF1VlsM (Do It Again, Jay-Z, Radio Edit, Audio, The Boom).

https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/benjamin-netanyahu/article-894532 

Wednesday April 29th 2026 (29/4/26). Some more pottering about seems to be in order. 

https://news.sky.com/story/us-state-visit-latest-donald-trump-hosts-king-charles-as-uk-pins-hope-to-repair-relationship-13531757?postid=11604498#liveblog-body https://news.sky.com/story/counter-terror-police-investigating-suspected-arson-attack-on-memorial-wall-in-london-13537468 It'd be nicer if they could be honest with themselves about what they are.

https://news.sky.com/story/uae-exits-saudi-controlled-opec-cartels-in-fresh-oil-market-shock-13537642

https://news.sky.com/story/man-pleads-guilty-over-terror-plot-to-attack-taylor-swift-concert-reports-13537498 https://news.sky.com/story/man-89-arrested-after-shootings-leave-several-wounded-in-athens-13535677 https://news.sky.com/story/at-least-14-dead-and-84-injured-in-indonesia-train-crash-13537430 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/27/kid-rock-pete-hegseth-ride-army-helicopters/ https://www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/news/melania-trump-beehive-king-charles-queen-camilla-b2965936.html https://x.com/nexta_tv/status/2048998142230872178 As part of yesterday's; "Extreme pottering, to the max!" I actually got around to digitising his CD's along with a few others. Although I've not added them to my mp3 player yet. I'm actually thinking about doing all of the CD's I've got left to digitise then deciding to add them or not. I've got about a dozen on the pending list as it is. I also had another go at re-seeding Betistan. It's likely the Fox babies will oppose the grass growing back, but then they are too young and immature to understand such things. 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/27/kash-patel-promises-more-cole-allen-details/ 

Tuesday April 28th 2026 (28/4/26). The thrill of chores awaits. 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/27/president-trump-wants-jimmy-kimmel-canned/

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-894258 

https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/benjamin-netanyahu/article-894248 

Monday April 27th 2026 (27/4/26). And I think that was the first properly relaxing weekend I've had in about five weeks. 

https://news.sky.com/story/explosive-device-that-detonated-outside-police-station-in-dunmurry-was-sent-to-kill-officers-13536711 

https://www.jpost.com/american-politics/article-894124 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/their-hustle-its-just-so-weak.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/it-cant-ever-have-felt-like-good-way-to.html 

Sunday April 26th 2026 (26/4/26). The joy of being on top of things. It won't last. 

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-blockade-strait-of-hormuz-lebanon-13509565?postid=11584553#liveblog-body https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/article-894104 https://www.jpost.com/international/article-894090

https://news.sky.com/story/terrorists-stage-simultaneous-attacks-in-mali-authorities-say-13536188 Despite the upcoming anniversary. Just ask Pete Hegseth.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-blockade-strait-of-hormuz-lebanon-13509565?postid=11583319#liveblog-body Start implementing the best and final offer Trump accepted over two weeks ago. Also, it's kind of funny that Trump still thinks he's playing a card game. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/i-still-need-to-google-whether-bees-can.html Although not as hilarious as it would have been if he'd sent his very special envoys to follow the Iranian delegation to Oman and then Russia. Like some sort of Baby Reindeer style stalker, desperately trying to show that they're still in a relationship.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/24/cher-elijah-blue-allman-conservatorship-denied/ Although it hardly paints a picture of someone who is mentally competent. 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/24/d4vd-legal-team-getting-jewish-hate-mail/ The Gamer culture he's deeply immersed in is so toxic I'm kind of glad I didn't pursue it beyond the Sega Megadrive. 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/24/melania-trump-launches-white-house-beehive/ They certainly seem to be very into holes. I had to rescue one from a keyhole the other day. I don't know what he thought he was going to find in there, he definitely wanted to find out though. Actually. I could probably have Googled it in the time it took to write this. 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/24/clavicular-new-youtube-accounts-terminated/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/do-you-like-my-new-gate.html 

Saturday April 25th 2026 (25/4/26). And the sleep I've been looking forward to is mere hours away. 

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/its-always-nice-to-start-weekend-with.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/and-im-sure-we-all-want-to-send.html

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/24/pete-hegseth-asked-about-feeling-when-dropping-bombs/ Also. TMZ were there.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-blockade-strait-of-hormuz-lebanon-13509565?postid=11576880#liveblog-body For denying Trump the privilege of knowing his back's broken. Making them the reason he still hasn't implemented the best & final offer he accepted over two weeks ago. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/which-is-certainly-story-hes-telling.html

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/23/missing-and-dead-scientists-families-say-cases-not-connected/ 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/23/multiple-people-injured-in-baton-rouge-louisiana-mall-shooting/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/not-that-naughty-little-hand-again.html Without a follow up discussion about it. 

https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/defense-news/article-894011 But, like all cowards, he tells himself all sorts of crazy stories when he looks in the mirror. It shouldn't be too difficult to remember when he was doing his Maximum Pressure campaign against Iran. It was only mid-February. 

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-894050 

https://www.jpost.com/business-and-innovation/article-894054 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/its-longstanding-issue-within-efforts.html I do wonder if people, like Trump, who are whipped up in their Nuclear Iran scare stories realise how radioactive they are. 

https://www.jpost.com/science/article-893925 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/i-told-you-there-was-lot-of-pressure-in.html People who don't know how Nukes work really shouldn't have access to them.  They rarely go wrong but when they do go wrong they go really wrong really fast. So you need to have the depth of knowledge that comes from desinging and building the things to know how to respond. Even providing them under China's Build, Operate, Transfer (BOT) principles seems like an unecessary risk. Note the irony of the US saying it's far too dangerous to allow Iran to learn how to design and build Nuclear reactors. While at the same time saying it's safe enough to sell them to basically anyone who wants one via Amazon.

Friday April 24th 2026 (24/4/26). I really need to stop using cramp as an alarm clock. 

https://news.sky.com/story/mars-rover-discovers-organic-molecules-hinting-at-possibility-of-ancient-life-13534915 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5ETcL2wGro (Mathematical Probability, 4 Hero, Audio, shunmp3).

https://news.sky.com/story/five-people-critically-injured-in-danish-train-crash-13535293 Almost as weird as the weekend tantrums. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsGBUOtB77c (Stand By Me, Blind Boys Of Alabama, Official Audio).

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-blockade-strait-of-hormuz-lebanon-13509565?postid=11572488#liveblog-body He's just failing to implement it.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/22/cops-investigating-darrell-sheets-cyberbullying-claims/ Obviously there's the Kenny Rogers song; "The Gambler." I think Lake Havasu might have been mentioned in a House of Pain song, not that it's worth checking. Then there's the London Bridge thing.  Back when I had time to watch TV I wasn't averse to watching a bit of; "Storage Wars" or; "Pawn Stars." Which could be tied up to the time I spent volunteering at a mental health rehabilitation project which took the guise of a charity shop or Bargin Store. Basically we'd have all of the house clearances or storage locker clearances dumped on us and have to sort through to decide what was junk and what had value. Or it could just be that it's a bit interesting to learn about history through objects. I suspect that when the momentum breaks, Trump and Netanyahu step back from the three foot world and take in the entirety of the disaster they've just inf...

https://news.sky.com/story/bbc-axes-iconic-football-focus-after-52-years-13535513 Or they can cause annoyance by attempting to argue with me. Then do it anyway.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/21/kash-patel-lashes-out-after-excessive-drinking-claims/ Not to mention baseline incompetence. 

https://apnews.com/article/cia-mexico-crash-trump-sheinbaum-9a237fbbb7dca4f286727c65974396da https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/the-fundamentals-of-universe-are-never.html So there's little point in worrying about the US ruining it with its weekend tantrums and other assorted nonsense. It's certainly a dire state of affairs you're in when you can no longer tell success from failure though. 

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-blockade-strait-of-hormuz-lebanon-13509565?postid=11569998#liveblog-body https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/the-fundamentals-of-universe-are-never.html 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/21/rep-chris-deluzio-doubts-trump-vietnam-war-claim/ As the joke goes; "At least Trump had a plan to get out of Vietnam!" 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/21/ivanna-ortiz-the-rihanna-home-shooting-suspect-loses-child-custody/ 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/21/tucker-carlson-apologizes-for-trump-endorsement/ Particularly now it turns out a second Biden term would have done less damage to America. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/and-not-even-biden-was-dumb-enough-to.html 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/21/gunman-fires-from-top-of-mexico-pyramid/ I'm still not sure what Artemis II's contribution was supposed to be though. It's certainly an epic screw up though. When it's got you questioning the very nature of reality. 

https://www.jpost.com/american-politics/article-893886 

https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/politics-and-diplomacy/article-893932 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/03/amid-fears-it-would-have-to-reach-same.html 

Thursday April 23rd 2026 (23/4/26). I'm trying to think back to when it felt like I had too much energy. Last week, wasn't it(!) 

https://news.sky.com/story/olaolukitan-adon-abel-british-born-man-suspected-of-killing-three-people-dies-in-us-jail-13534975 https://news.sky.com/story/canadian-woman-killed-and-others-hurt-in-shooting-at-mexicos-teotihuacan-pyramids-13534343 We can only hope that this current calm is the start of a new, more productive future. Rather than the slack water before the next weekend tantrum we all know is coming.

Wednesday April 22nd 2026 (22/4/26). Yeah, I've still got to cut the grass. 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/20/madonna-clothes-went-missing-at-coachella/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/i-wonder-whats-going-to-happen-first.html They had their address in it. Although if it does happen again soon they might find themselves being charged a Trail Camera related administration fee. The big litter is currently up to five Fox Babies. Which is a veritable Puddle O' Puppies. The nursing mother seems keen for everyone to witness all of her 'achievements.' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPpr9vownJw (Wade In The Water, Blind Boys Of Alabama, Official Audio).

https://news.sky.com/video/harakat-ashab-al-yamin-al-islamia-hayi-terror-by-text-13534317 Not just the one Beyoncé did a song about. Even if that is one I will have to wear on my soul. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0xwYPW01dI (Long Shot (Kick De Bucket), The Pioneers, Single, Audio, Topic). Although I'm sure Trump was far too busy transitioning. To notice that time "The Unit" predicted the fecking future!!! https://theunit.fandom.com/wiki/Into_Hell_(Part_2) It was not the the escapism I was looking for. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehukpdse8_w (My Little Armalite, The Irish Brigade, Official Audio). 😉. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoxQWFtqaYM&list=RDCoxQWFtqaYM (Don't Take Your Guns To Town, Johnny Cash, Essential, Official Audio). _________ Also. I'm pretty sure that was the first ever crowd sourced airstrike. http://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2023/11/operation-saxon-needles-month-2-week-4.html Perhaps when the Book of War is finally finished it will m...

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-blockade-strait-of-hormuz-lebanon-13509565?postid=11560435#liveblog-body Surely it's up to Pakistan, as a CIA proxy, to explain to head office why it still hasn't been implemented.

I got it from a tree. Well, I (eventually) got it from a timber yard, who  got it from a saw mill. They though definitely got it from a Spruce tree. I would like to boast that the only metal in the Fox accessible, true A-frame gate is the hinges and the latch. Expect I've not fitted those yet. Also, *bows in deepest shame before the Miyadaiku* I used two metal joining pins. Not that anyone's able to see it. We're all still waiting behind the wood preserver, the screws and the long-reach screwdriver. Also, as I'm sure even the CIA must've noticed by now, I'm not on Social Media. Of course the battery on my drill needed about half an hour to get a charge in it. So I shaved the bricks ready to re-top the pier. I did remember to wear an N95 mask. Meaning today's hammers have been; "Mallet" and; "Club." While the colour has been; "Sweary." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyHXj8vGlKw (The Boys Of The Old Brigade, The Wolfe Tones, ¼, O...

https://news.sky.com/story/two-israeli-soldiers-jailed-over-smashing-of-jesus-statue-in-lebanon-13534580 You'd have hoped fools lower down the chain would have learnt that by now.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/20/bomb-threat-at-los-angeles-courthouse-during-d4vd-case/ 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/20/kash-patel-sues-the-atlantic-magazine-for-drinking-report/ 

Tuesday April 21st 2026 (21/4/26). I've yet to decide what I'm going to do with the one day every two weeks I'm able to dedicate to general yardwork. Cutting the grass probably, it needs doing at least once a month at this time of year. However if I do end up using sand and cement I'll remember to wear a mask. Possibly a bandana or neck gaitor, for the full Coachella chic. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15746021/Don-Schiltz-country-music-dies-Kenny-Rogers-Gambler.html

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1j715kd728o The Fox Babies have already adapted to the dumpster fire that tried ruining everyone's sunny Sunday afternoon.  The air vents beneath the Black Lion have now been redesigned to be Fox accessible. Two are even gaining the confidence to come out in daylight. I think that's good. With the Fox Nursery not being used their mother's generation didn't imprint on me. So after hiding from the cold and the wet all winter they completely forget who I am by the spring.

https://news.sky.com/story/rat-poison-found-in-jars-of-baby-food-in-austria-police-say-13533756 https://news.sky.com/story/donald-trump-claims-he-caused-large-bruise-on-hand-by-clipping-it-on-table-13497959 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/id-imagine-everything-must-seem.html

https://news.sky.com/story/iranian-national-arrested-in-la-on-suspicion-of-arms-trafficking-for-iran-reports-us-attorney-13533805

https://www.reuters.com/business/environment/strong-74-magnitude-quake-hits-off-japan-tsunami-warning-issued-2026-04-20/ Of course telling people about it didn't make it better. It getting better left me able to do and say things beyond the absolute essentials. Obviously a return to stupidity is still pencilled in for Wednesday (22/4). However if I ever do finish this gate and if I am forced to use metal joining pins I will bow in deepest shame before Miyadaiku. It's less a religion than the basic principles of Structural Engineering, desperately trying to keep the forces in balance. Before attempting anymore cunning Jedi mind-tricks we can only hope certain people go and learn what Star Wars is stolen from.

https://news.sky.com/story/d4vd-singer-charged-with-murder-of-14-year-old-girl-who-was-found-dead-in-his-car-authorities-say-13534239 Particularly as it should be obvious to all that I've not been on Social Media since Japan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuuHj9obt8Q (Chain Of Fools, Aretha Franklin, 2021, Official Audio).

https://news.sky.com/story/netanyahu-condemns-in-strongest-terms-idf-damage-to-jesus-statue-in-lebanon-13534070 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/im-pretty-sure-yellow-pages-was.html Me being Jesus, King of the Jews is a long-running joke amongst the Eurovision community. It allows you to segue into looking at the differences between Christianity and Judaism in terms of concepts like God and Messiahs. Christianity believes that God lives in a separate dimension to Humans. Judaism is more Animist, they consider God to be the dimension in which Humans live. Christians believe the Messiah to be God and the son he sent to the Human dimension. Both are able to exert supernatural powers, miracles. Jews believe that any Messiah is merely a Human anointed to lead. Miracles are exclusively acts of God, through the dimension Humans inhabit. Applying the Jewish standard the Pope is the Messiah of Catholic Christianity, the UK King is the Messiah of the CoE Protestant. If the posi...

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/20/taylor-frankie-paul-reveals-ptsd-diagnosis/ And moved onto the next in a long succession of traumatic and stressful situations. Like realising you're going to have to start finding time to read about Mormon wives again. When you should probably be going to buy some steriod nasal spray. 

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-blockade-strait-of-hormuz-lebanon-13509565?postid=11553115#liveblog-body  Does the World really need updates on the colour and consistency of the gunk coming out of my sinuses? Despite feeling like I've been getting hit from withinside my head by a hammer it was a pretty flat weekend. I also got a haircut today.

Monday April 20th 2026 (20/4/26). Blinding headache, I feel like I've lost an eye(!) Although, wierdly, having told people about it seems to have made it a lot better. I'll probably still spend most of the day massaging my frontal sinuses though. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15744743/Madonna-fraud-lip-syncing-Coachella-Sabrina-Carpenter.html We were amazed they managed to get the lid off the coffin back then(!)

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-us-israel-ceasefire-deal-strait-of-hormuz-blockade-strikes-oil-lebanon-13509565?postid=11549932#liveblog-body https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/any-word-on-if-mr-smart-guys-ever-going.html 

https://ghosts-bbc.fandom.com/wiki/Home Certainly not the reason I started watching, in 2025. If someone has told that's how it ended. I wouldn't have bothered. So I streamed episodes of Season 36 of; "The Simpsons" instead. Although, let's be honest, at this day and age sitting in silence and staring into the middle distance is really all any of us ever want to do. Sometimes, it's okay to admit that you've had an absolutely blinding headache for the last month, or so. https://sealteam.fandom.com/wiki/Fair_Winds_and_Following_Seas https://news.sky.com/story/trump-signs-order-to-speed-up-access-to-psychedelic-drug-treatments-13533350. Plus, you know. Hitler Cat and (a confirmed) three Fox Babies! I'm actually starting to think that all that Limestone Cement dust I inhaled might've just inflamed my sinuses. After all, while I'm experiencing no other Cold & Flu symptoms I've had PTSD before. I've also had a sinus infection before. This...

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/17/cher-son-elijah-blue-allman-in-psychiatric-hospital/ So I appreciate that is merely the claim of the Applicant. However, unless the Respondent's submission is absolutely epic. I'm inclined to advise that the order be granted. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjtM8XcvRQY (Secure Horizons, Guttermouth, (Official), Audio, Topic).

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15743907/kylie-jenner-abs-coachella-hailey-bieber-boyfriend-timothee-chalamet-miami.html Still cheaper than another kid though, innit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f8oilVshVQ (Broken Down Angel, Nazareth, 2009, Official Audio). 😉. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intrauterine_device https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AwSlJRBRTk (Copperhead Road, Steve Earle, Audio, k3vin).

https://news.sky.com/story/police-respond-to-attempted-arson-attack-at-north-west-london-synagogue-says-charity-13533613 No matter how much they try and elevate themselves(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gejDfxnuOdA (Four Green Fields, The Clancy Brothers, Boys, Official Audio). *blows dust off SIA cards* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFMIW5cftZc (Party Up, DMX, Best, Official Audio).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_euSS86dvE (Wade In The Water, Cynthia Liggins Thomas, Official Lyric Video).

However back before the Internet if you wanted to find a local business or tradesperson you had to look up their phone number in a massive phone book, printed on yellow paper. Then call them on a landline. Except if you were Irish. In which case you could use a different directory. If you also ran a builder's yard you could even talk discounts and freebies. Of course I wasn't even in my local Catholic Church during the great choppy-choppy. So I've certainly not been back since. However I do remember enough to know that when you're talking about A Catholic Church you're talking about a small group group of people with otherwise completely normal lives. Rather than The Catholic Church in its entirety, with the Vatican City as it's capital. As I've been passing by though, more recently than Google, I've noticed that they've built a shrine to Our Maria in the carpark. Which seems a much more African way of going about things. Of course it's entirely ...

https://news.sky.com/story/eight-children-killed-in-shooting-in-louisiana-police-say-13533382 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9XHMK3nWr4 (Jolene, Beyoncé, Official Lyric Video). 😉. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0PjacHLI9Y (Lonesome On'ry And Mean, Waylon Jennings, Official Audio).

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-us-israel-ceasefire-deal-strait-of-hormuz-blockade-strikes-oil-lebanon-13509565?postid=11546721#liveblog-body

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/18/kash-patel-threatens-legal-action-over-drinking-problem-reporting/ Although, as with Hegseth, a belief that he's about to be fired seems rational, rather than paranoid. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/although-ive-no-idea-why.html 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/17/songwriter-don-schlitz-dead/ Of course Kenny Rogers was never the gambler. He was merely narrating a story about a gambler he once met. 

https://www.jpost.com/diaspora/antisemitism/article-893420  😉. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/02/many-falls.html

Sunday April 19th 2026 (19/4/26). And are we all enjoying my brain, when I don't feed it drugs. 

👆😛💋🐦. I really should stick the Builder's Square I made with handtools on Easter Sunday up on eBay. I doubt even the finest Swiss watchmakers will have ever seen a piece so ridiculously over-engineered(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWACwjiHfuY (Bored & Extremely Dangerous, Bad Religion, Official Audio).

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/it-seems-like-gathering-of-extremely.html https://www.reuters.com/world/us/goldman-nasdaq-ceos-headline-mar-a-lago-crypto-forum-hosted-by-don-jr-eric-trump-2026-02-17/ Let alone empowering them to live rich, fulfilling lives in the mainstream. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkPvSvjlkvM (Humans, 4Hero, Pages, Audio, Topic). And for all of my readers who don't have English as a first language. Here's a really simple Country song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhANIBWU6Bc (Metal Firecracker, Lucinda Williams, Official Audio).

https://news.sky.com/story/no-hazardous-items-found-near-israeli-embassy-after-drone-attack-claim-13533561 https://www.atlanticcouncil.org/blogs/new-atlanticist/trump-s-reaction-to-london-bombing-bolsters-isis-narrative/ I do wonder if when people ask me what my main job is these days I could get away with answering.  "Freelance Intelligence Analyst. Basically conveyancing, for big boys." https://news.sky.com/story/armed-police-officers-left-bag-of-guns-outside-sadiq-khans-home-13527800 😉. https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1996/46/crossheading/miscellaneous https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siON5e8cwz0 (Dea Matrona Perform Dolly Parton's Light Of A Clear Blue Morning, Video, John Bates).

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-us-israel-ceasefire-deal-strait-of-hormuz-blockade-strikes-oil-lebanon-13509565?postid=11541912#liveblog-body Why is Pakistan delaying work on the agreed Blueprint(?!)millennium https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf2WckMuVNU )Tom And Jerry Cartoon Episode 129 - The Cat Above And The Mouse Below 1964, Video, Gary8687).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_euSS86dvE (Wade In The Water, Cynthia Liggins Thomas, Official Lyric Video). #SERESchool.

I repeat; We Have Fox Babies! At least three, further proving my point; "They know. They all know." https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/having-already-ruined-everyones.html The good news is that I can continue with my plan to put seating in; "Fox Nursery." Rebranding it as; "Betistan." Once the grass grows back. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/i-shǎǎould-probably-put-all-of.html The bad news is that that's because they're now favouring the; "Black Lion" exit, over the; "Chavvy Pile Of Toxic Slag" and out onto; "The Gaza Strip." While we're at it I should probably point out that did see a herd of cats start to emerge; https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2025/11/any-cat-which-catches-mice-is-good-cat.html "Māo lǎodà" and "Nax" suspending the Battle of Succession to make way for the kittens who were too young to understand such things seemed to make all Feli...

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/17/tyler-robinson-court-to-hearing-ban-cameras/ A fault of the defendant rather than the defence team or the Court. 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/17/natalie-portman-pregnant-with-third-child/ By failing to name her second born; "Elizabeth." Despite it being right there!!!!  I don't know if it translates. However that is my way of offering her my most sincere congratulations.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/17/zohran-mamdani-still-gets-money-from-rap-career/ With a possibility of being upgraded to a light fog. 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/17/d4vd-at-sandra-bullock-former-house-during-arrest/ Even if I do all the work myself. But if someone wants to give me 10k and do my job for a month I'll happily show-off. Once we've had a discussion about how managing an Airbnb is probably a bit more complicated than replacing two lightswitches. Plus, isn't putting distance between yourself and Airbnb customers a big part of Airbnb's pitch to its suppliers(!) https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/17/cher-son-elijah-blue-allman-in-psychiatric-hospital/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFlgdIyYIow (Airbnb It | Nut Fest, Video, BUCK). 

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-893394 Just ask its obsession with Cryptocurrency. As a way to avoid the international banking system controlled by the Jewish Alien Lizard people. 

Saturday April 18th 2026 (18/4/26). At least I'm up in plenty of time to go back to bed. 

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/that-reciprocating-saw-was-worth-every.html Or, you know; "Oppenheimer" (2023). Just saying. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C4Lajh0Ho0 (Stand By Me, Pennywise, Official Audio).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb3gArSi8aA (Euphoria Season 3 Trailer, Video, Rotten Tomatoes TV). It's a good job it was free. I've still not got enough use for it to justify buying one. I've mainly been using a reciprocating hand coping saw. To give you some idea of the level of precise cuts I'm aiming for; I did hit a bit of a snag when the 9mm dowl I brought turned out to be 10mm dowl. Which is just the sort of thing that happens when working with natural products. Now it's been downgraded from; "Plan job, start job, finish job. Boast about it." to; "General Yardwork" I'm tempted to start again. With dove, finger, tongue and groove. Joints. Particularly as we're all still waiting behind the wood preserver, the 15mm countersunk and the long-reach manual countersunk ponzi driver. I really can't imagine anything that ugly was ever expecting to be chased(!) https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15738405/Sabrina-Carpenter-slip...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15743027/Natalie-Portman-44-pregnant.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txS8jis3hr4 (Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!, ABBA, Gold, Official Audio).

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15740833/kim-kardashian-lewis-hamilton-romance-racer-lap-coachella.html Yep. There's only one scenario in which that headline is going to cause me stress(!) Check out that necklace though. It's worth more than your town.

https://news.sky.com/story/ice-agent-charged-with-assault-after-pointing-gun-at-people-from-moving-car-in-minneapolis-13532763

https://news.sky.com/story/daniel-kinahan-arrested-in-dubai-over-alleged-links-to-international-organised-crime-13530944 That's the way of the World though. The order's issued, then the order has to be carried out.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-us-israel-ceasefire-deal-strait-of-hormuz-blockade-strikes-oil-lebanon-13509565?postid=11536600#liveblog-body https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-us-israel-ceasefire-deal-strait-of-hormuz-blockade-strikes-oil-lebanon-13509565?postid=11536827#liveblog-body 😉. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYNXb1wJWjE (Workers Song, Dropkick Murphys, Slideshow, The Mass Movement). *asks A.I agent* What is 35% anyway(?!) https://www.iea.org/about/oil-security-and-emergency-response/strait-of-hormuz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT8OeqwilxM (Jimmy Jimmy, The Undertones, Official Audio).

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/16/d4vd-arrested-celeste-rivas-murder/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/such-shame-it-wasnt-golfer-or-tennis.html  https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/its-not-even-punitive.html

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/16/kim-kardashian-unfazed-by-man-claiming-her-financial-demand-will-ruin-him/ It merely covers the time and effort he chose to waste.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/16/nancy-guthrie-crime-scene-dna-scrutinized-by-fbi/ Not least at the inability to see those regrets before it was undertaken. 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/16/justin-fairfax-wife-installed-security-cameras-in-home-amid-divorce/ 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/16/claviculars-adderall-friend-sent-home/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/04/we-can-only-hope-he-went-on-to-define.html Is there any word on why the TV news was bothering to interview him in the first place(!) 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/16/white-house-gate-jumper-suspect-in-custody/ But I could really have had a complete gate by end of day Wednesday (15/4), plus drying time. Not that there's any great rush. For all the noise those screws still haven't been delivered. With it sounding like someone's committed to a long wait I'm tempted to tackle the pier by recycling the existing bricks by stripping the old mortar off. It seems like less hassle than expecting something to be delivered. 

https://news.sky.com/story/former-arsenal-goalkeeper-alex-manninger-has-died-in-a-traffic-accident-aged-48-13532536 Although perhaps it's to Austria's credit that they don't seem to have any of those. It will be interesting to see what, if any "Lessons Learned" NASA has been able to identify and implement in 7 days.  However, having discovered it's premiered I can't say I'm in a huge rush to watch Season 3 of; "Euphoria." It seems like it's been too long since Season 2 and in that time I feel it's got way to personal, particularly in terms on Zendaya and Sydney Sweeney. So for me it's sort of crossed into Rihanna's music territory. It's something I'll do if it's work I absolutely have to. Although it's not my first choice of things to do with my downtime. Particularly as I've got other shows on the go which I'm not keeping up with. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSbHELiw-dk (Look Back And Laugh, Minor ...

Friday April 17th 2026 (17/4/26). Psychotic Little Outburst Friday. Let's see if anyone can notice a difference(!) 

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-us-israel-ceasefire-deal-strait-of-hormuz-blockade-strikes-oil-lebanon-13509565?postid=11532382#liveblog-body If he's going to insist on clinging to every ridiculous piece of nonsense for 9 days.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/16/blueface-at-miami-nightclub-with-clavicular/