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*shakes head* Stupid F'cking C'nts.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/seriously-i-genuinely-cannot-hear.html At around 1500 on 29/5/26 they actually think they're rushing fnish now. If they were trying to finish they'd be even fewer courses there now than there were this time last week. 

Seriously. I Genuinely Cannot Hear Myself Think.

Let alone think of clever f'cking words to write the f'ck down. Just as I've not been able to hear myself think for 7 days. Ever since that Saturday (24/5) where, I'm pretty sure, I pointed out. If I'd ever f'cked up that clearly and f'cking obvious. I would have, immediately, packed up all my tools, all of my keys and all of my vans. To make sure I would already be in another country, without and extradition treaty, by now. I suppose though I can slip on my noise-cancelling headphones, update and look at plenty of pretty pictures of Foxes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMT24yCZIxA (American Badass, Kid Rock, 2018, Official Audio).  Not for too long though. It'd be nice to get at least one REM cycle in before the next dinner service(!)

It's Not All Bad News Though.

After all.  Aren't we all marvelling at me posting from my Tablet, via Wi-Fi. Live from Betistan! While sitting on my, no really, suitcase of portable pinic table. Made in the Republic of China (Taiwan). Seriously. Is anyone doubting how that was Grandfathered in(?!) Plus, I'm finally getting to listen to that yard work playlist on mine. In something less than perfect, alphabetical order(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQZAMEPah_E (Richard - It's Business As Usual, Barry Adamson, Audio, Sabwaits).  

And Will The Occupiers Of 145 Langdale Road, CR7-7PX,

Who are severely delinquent on rent, be appearing before the beak on Monday (1/6). https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/blimey-its-already-long-past-my-usual.html Attempting to argue they've been Cuckooed(!) https://www.met.police.uk/advice/advice-and-information/cuckooing/cuckooing/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVirrNiNwl8 (Walla Walla, The Offspring, Official Audio).

Blimey. It's Already Long Past My Usual Breakfast Time.

And I'm sad to report that the official Officer-of-the-Court has absolutely, definitely not knocked up the appropriate(!) It's not all bad news though. There has been a noise out of the local knickers; You know how we're forced, upon penalty of prison, to just donate £2.2k a year to them to collect the bins. Plus another £200 for 'Policing.'  Should an; "Obvious Crime" ever go to the trouble of slapping the police full in the face, with a 27 page "Bundle" of evidence. Whilst under caution, in detention. At £250k per hour. Well. They actually bothered collect the bins. So it's medals all round, then(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BoXlv-TV2c (Praise You, Fatboy Slim, Official Audio). So I guess we'll all have to find ways to entertain ourselves. As it continues to try and insist that it's totally, completely Ultra Viras , there. Innit(!) https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2014/12/part/4/chapter/3/crossheading/closure-orders Perso...

Zulu+750k.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YA2-s1nPTM (Jackhammer John, Woody Guthrie, Leadbelly, Audio, Topic). 😉. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NkpHLq76ro (I Like To Move It, Real 2 Real, Official Audio).

Oh, Honey. Seriously.

https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-15854785/Euphoria-maddy-perez-sam-levinson-idol-finale.html https://www.instagram.com/p/DX73kQuMQMG/?hl=en-gb #SpoilersFrom2022(!)