Twitter With Brain Cells

https://www.tmz.com/2026/05/19/hayden-panettiere-reveals-man-exposed-himself-to-her/ He is certainly no Terry Wogan. However I think we should applaude his diplomacy in describing Luxembourg's Eva Marija as having a kind face. As hers is not the kind of chin he normally likes to rest his balls on. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/yeah-hes-just-jealous.html While that was certainly overkill for a talking point about age-appropriate relationships. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/03/didnt-there-used-to-be-time-youd-go-to.html Particularly given the apparent focus on heterosexual relationships. 

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/you-can-certainly-watch-wildlife-shows.html Overnight the Foxes have got hold of a leaking container of what I assume must be a milk-based white powder. One of them has held it in their mouth while the others have chased them around. Leaving white powder trail of everywhere they've been. Not just in my compound but up and down the street. It's as if they've gone; "Oh, so you want our trail to be recorded then(!)" Although I am pleased to report that Mummy Fox and Daddy Fox don't seem to be closely related. Unfortunately that means Daddy Fox and his brothers have absolutely no experience of me and the complete lack of danger I present.  

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/atvara-is-latvian-for-whirpool.html 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/05/15/maitland-ward-slams-bonnie-blue-over-porn-portrayal/ Although I'll agree that hardly comes across. 

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/you-never-hear-them-complain-about-500.html Although you may have missed that. Due to support for Belarus and Russia's ongoing Eurovision bans being a rare and deeply unpopular opinion.  At least, unlike those demanding and Israeli ban, they were prepared to acknowledge their links to Nazism and the Genocide. It seems parts of the EBU's News pool think they've found a new toy. Geolocating privately filmed Social Media footage of, typically, warzones by comparing it to known landmarks.  This is not a new toy. Clear evidence of Latvia's Nazi collaboration is provided by film footage of Liepāja Massacres held by the Yad Vashem Holocaust Remembrance Centre. It has been geolocated using Liepāja's Lighthouse. That big, rotating light which means sometimes things are lit and other times they're in shade.  It turns out the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth was also a real thing. Not an A.I hallucination. Of course Malta we...

https://www.tmz.com/2026/05/17/swatch-watch-roosevelt-field-mall-long-island-pepper-spray-audemars-piguet/ It's got a digital face which tells the time and has a date function. Along with stopwatch, countdown and alarm functions. It also has an analogue display which tells the time and was even useful in calculating the angles in that gate I made. It's also solar powered so you never have to wind it or replace the battery. Where they've clearly saved money is the controls. Setting the digital face is like entering a cheatcode on an old gaming console like Nintendo NES or Sega Master System; ↑↑→↓↓↓←←↑+hold a & b(3 secs). In adjust it for the current British Summer Time I accidentally turned on the top of the hour chime and have no idea how to turn it off again. It doesn't bother me. However it's clearly getting picked up by microphones.