Twitter With Brain Cells

Oh well, there'll be no fun today. Some of us must've been at our Early Learning Centre™ desks for, at least 23 hours now(!) https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/the-officer-of-court-wont-be-knocking.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQYJYY4VkWA (Why Don't You Get A Job, The Offspring, Official Audio).

https://news.sky.com/story/hundreds-of-south-east-water-customers-in-kent-remain-without-water-13549346 However they can't keep getting in the way of their betters.

https://news.sky.com/story/rain-threatens-to-delay-search-for-two-people-missing-in-flooded-cave-in-laos-13549449 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/shakes-head-its-going-to-take.html A commitment is a commitment.

Then spend the seventh day rushing around to catch up. That's not how reality works. How reality works is that Britain goes and does the work it has committed itself to doing. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/the-officer-of-court-wont-be-knocking.html 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/05/28/4-people-found-dead-in-north-hills/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/yeah-it-goes-back-to-technically.html 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/05/28/google-employee-charged-with-fraud-over-bet/ The fact he was supposed to be a Popstar seems to have been kept a closely guarded secret even within his own record company.  https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/tuts-they-dont-even-have-tallest-tower.html

https://www.tmz.com/2026/05/30/morgan-wallen-flips-piano/ All noise is nuisance when done with malicious intent. The infamous; "Pianist/Penis!" precedent. So it's a good job that Britain has already unequivocally committed to undertake its work first thing this Monday morning. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/the-officer-of-court-wont-be-knocking.html As I'm pretty sure; "Cattle Rustling" and; "Drunk-in-Charge of a Horse" are the only two laws they haven't broken at this point. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y3gdRXZH4w (Unknown Road (Piano Version), Pennywise, Official Audio). I assume that local municipal government credit card has being able to by speakers of a quality that allows them to hear of the little sound-effects in the background. In reference to the suicide-bomber in their ranks they weren't able to save with the previous album. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at9YxXMF9Gw (Unknown Road, Pennywise, Official Au...

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-897839 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/shakes-head-its-going-to-take.html 

https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/article-897777 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/theres-actually-bit-of-story-behind-one.html As was also widespread public knowledge 13 years ago they, along with the Henna-style design, they cover-up a tattoo which, essentially brands her as Chris Brown's property. I remember this because she had it done in New Zealand, by a Maori artist, during her Diamonds World Tour (DWT). If I had the money and the general ability to once again have a tattoo artist living in my house I was tempted to get a similar Maori tattoo, as a reminder of another victory I'd helped secure. Less than a year later I found myself in yet another war, at the feet of Mount Sinjar/Shingal in Kurdistan. Where I disovered that Kurds, particularly, Yezidi's share the same tattooing practices as the Maori. This would have been weird enough without Rihanna also having an prominent tattoo of the Egyptian goddess Isis on her chest. While the Mongol Empire whi...

https://www.jpost.com/business-and-innovation/article-897791 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/there-has-been-unequivocal-commitment.html Plus is probably violates their insurance. Yet doesn't constitute force majuere for any loans they may have taken out. You'd have thought Britain would have realised they're doing themselves no favours by encouraging suicide-bombers within their ranks. 

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/iran-news/article-897822 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/i-cant-get-any-work-done-during-day.html https://www.gov.uk/government/news/uk-all-in-on-aukus-submarine-and-tech-delivery-as-partnership-powers-full-steam-ahead So they must have been attending their Welfare-to-Work program since the crack of dawn today. 

Sunday May 31st 2026 (31/5/26). I can't imagine that anyone's expecting me to be grateful for the fact the police didn't randomly smash my front door in overnight. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/today-is-new-day_19.html Just as no-one should expect me to be grateful when it finally occurs to them to go and smash in the front doors of the people responsible. 

And I can't stay up too late doing desk work. For exactly the reason I can't get any work done during the day. So when, pray tell, is that work going to get done. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/the-officer-of-court-wont-be-knocking.html Or, let me guess. Too many 'issues' to realise that's what they've committed themselves to doing. Even as they were committing themselves to doing it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQYJYY4VkWA (Why Don't You Get A Job, The Offspring, Official Audio).

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/i-cant-get-any-work-done-and-i-cant-get.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs96TkYLTs4 (She's Got Issues, The Offspring, Audio, HighQualityMusic). 😉. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtNZnhxWLHo (Self Esteem, The Offspring, Official Audio).

The soundtrack's got some pretty good songs on it though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeL8OuE48WA (Snakeblood, [Leftfield], , thewanderingpaddy). My CD copy has got; "50p" scrawled on it in great big marker pen. Which seems like rather a harsh review.

https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-15859911/vanilla-ice-defends-donald-trump-freedom-250-event-perform-chaos.html At this point it's practically the law. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BepGmpLT9HA (Pretty Fly (For A White Guy), The Offspring Official Audio). Aside from all the awesomeness that is me. That's quite an interesting album on a number of technical levels. It's not so much a greatest hits album as talented, non-A.I, songwriters reworking some of their greatest hits for the first album with the distribution deal that's too big to refuse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U43XOSiKfqM (Bad Habit, The Offspring, Official Audio). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1xM-r4TF6Q (Staring At The Sun, The Offspring, Official Audio). Or, to use the correct parlance;  "Slapping some cr'p together for the CIA." And because the Eurovision Song Contest is absolutely the place to completely nerd out over music. Sea Shanties are not only a seperate genre but...

https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-15858823/Selena-Gomez-braves-London-heatwave-UK-trip.html That's why I was so pleased when that software fault in that NowTV box self-resolved. Running an external DTV aerial into my bedroom isn't a matter of drilling through a wall. It's a matter of drilling through a brick wall. Then drilling through a layer of insulation wool. Then drilling through a concrete wall. Then drilling through another layer of insulation wool. Then drilling through another brick wall. "Storage Wars" a good show. It's not that good though. Whereas in Texas they build their houses out of wood. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCOX8dT9q8M (Texas Hold 'Em, Beyoncé, Official Lyric Video). And outsource their song writing to Sweden. But, yeah. It has felt like every Electron in the entire universe has been conspiring to save their dumb, dumb asses. *shakes head* It wasn't enough. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/the-of...

https://www.skysports.com/football/psg-vs-arsenal/report/554950 They're clearly not compos mentis enough to even identify the main talking point. Having insisted on wasting all of time of all of their better none of them are going to do it for them. Although Boston still seems prepared to offer Dubai some very sound advice. https://news.sky.com/story/champions-league-final-latest-arsenal-fans-out-in-force-in-budapest-as-their-team-face-psg-13549223?postid=11785197#liveblog-body https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c17xwngwr0vo Fair play to Madueke though. Short of shooting him he couldn't have done more to get himself sent off for violent conduct. It's up to the referee to explain why he did didn't take up that very generous offer.

Then you don't get the talent. https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-15857357/Donald-Trump-Freedom-250-concert-headliners-cancel.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/yeah-it-goes-back-to-technically.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/perhaps-they-should-also-be-mandated-to.html I don't why the former Reality TV guy is even contemplating the Middle-East if he can't figure out something that basic. But, yeah. The Eurovision community are never going to let them live that down. https://www.tmz.com/2026/02/08/kid-rock-alternate-super-bowl-halftime-show/ I'm pretty sure it's established fact now. Kid Rock is Axl Ross's gay Canadian lovechild(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmeUuoxyt_E (Rockstar, Nickleback, Official Video, Roadrunner Records).

https://news.sky.com/video/arsenal-fans-react-to-first-champions-league-final-goal-13549357 You certainly can't go into a match you've already forfeited expecting win. Particularly as UEFA/FIFA's record is pretty much nothing but black marks at this point. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/are-they-sure-theyve-got-right-villa.html https://news.sky.com/story/fifa-investigated-by-two-us-states-over-world-cup-ticket-prices-and-seating-13548535 If they were going to insult everyone by even taking to the pitch then they should remember that they are representatives of their nation. So they'd need to be so many fights between Arsenal players that lose by default after having so many players sent off. Making the point that they're too ill disciplined to function. Let alone function as part of society. I would say this Acceptable Behaviour contract needs to be signed and fully implemented before the World Cup. Although FIFA are behaving like the think they ...

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/the-officer-of-court-wont-be-knocking.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/it-is-what-anyone-who-wants-to-make.html In order to get it fully undone in significantly less than a year, working within the bounds of acceptable behaviour. As a supposedly longstanding ally US Courts might want to consider going even further an appointing the Conservator they so clearly need. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/perhaps-they-should-also-be-mandated-to.html

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/uefa-seem-to-have-lot-riding-on-that.html Not that I've got anyway of knowing. The match is being shown on TNT Sports via HBO Max and the streaming stick I use to access HBO Max is working. However the TV it's usually plugged into isn't. I can tell you how the electron doping in the complex array of semiconductors in a picture control unit are supposed to work. However that doesn't mean I can make one in my shed, on fours hours notice. Particularly as not being able to hear yourself think seriously limits the type and amount of work you can get done. Plus, I'm 99.9% sure it's a software issue. If only there was another way! https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/sighs-all-electrons-are-conspiring.html And, seriously. I'm using a couple of VCR's as a stand! I'm sure this software problem will 'magically' self-resolve too. As the only thing worse than having an astonishingly supid i...

When one of real, clearly identifiable people in that song introduced me to them in the shadow of Köln Cathedral. While they were promoting the album before that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uQi0vJK9lk (The Kids Aren't Alright, The Offspring, Official Audio). I still had learn that thing about it being built to house relics of the Iranian Three Wise Men from Wikipedia though(!) I really would like the opportunity to take a proper look at Germany's 2026 entry. Half-assed as it was I'm sure there was more to it that that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPynO42XFRw&list=RDFPynO42XFRw (Jackson, Johnny Cash, Live At Folsom Prison January 1968, Official Audio). I'm also officially not their drug dealer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHSogBMlXP4 (Burn 'Em Down, Sick Of It All, Official Audio). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAQIchLSYmk (Pretty Tied Up, Guns N' Roses, Official Visualizer).

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/theyve-repeatedly-proven-that-they-are.html All those years they've spent trying to live in denial are clearly severely impacting on their ability to function as part of society. 

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/the-officier-of-court-still-hasnt-made.html I'm actually a bit surprised the BBC News channel isn't livestreaming it from a helicopter.  As both a public service and EBU associate broadcaster surely they have an obligation to show everyone exactly who is responsible. At the very least put in an request with the local municipal authority's press office. See if they can explain why they messed up so badly.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/theyve-repeatedly-proven-that-they-are.html First thing on Monday (1/6) they will be putting letters through the letterboxes of all those who may be affected informing them that demolition work is about to begin. Then asking what conditions are to be imposed on that demolition work to minimise the disruption it causes.  Power tools are definitely out. Hand tools will have to be muffled and work can only be undertaken for a few hours during the middle of the day. So the householder is going to have to pay for a lot of manpower to get the work completed within the available hours. That manpower will be chosen for them and will be paid properly according to market rates. It goes without saying that all applicable taxes will be paid. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/the-officier-of-court-still-hasnt-made.html

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-897787 So even by their own standards an acceptable behaviour contract will have to be imposed on them. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/yeah-it-goes-back-to-technically.html https://asbhelp.co.uk/practitioners-hub/non-legal-and-legal-tools-and-powers/acceptable-behaviour-contract/ They certainly can't pretend that their US allies haven't repeatedly warned them about this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVirrNiNwl8 (Walla Walla, The Offspring, Official Audio). 

https://www.jpost.com/archaeology/article-897763 And I will need to formally log the final five. Then do some research in order to make the joke about; "THIS IS WHY WE WRITE THINGS DOWN!!!!!" https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/hmm-i-would-like-to-point-out-that-when.html As with every almost all of the 2026 performers come from places which have been continuously inhabited since pre-history. However we only really consider things from the time the Greeks or Romans arrived. As we've no way of knowing that happened prior to things being written down. Perhaps its it the US' complete lack of real history which makes them so susceptible to falling for utterly fictional history. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/almost-250-years-of-history.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/while-israels-noam-bettan-was-born-in.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iV-YTdD8z8 (A Croft In Clachan, Johnny Cash, Wells, Official Audio). 

https://news.sky.com/video/can-arsenal-beat-paris-saint-germain-to-do-the-double-13549192 Given I'd imagine the general consensus is that the British team has already forfeited. What with even Britain firing off its bumpers early. To make clear that it will present absolutely no challenge when it arrives. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/so-its-not-all-bad-news-then.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHvXiwJrmj8 (Spanish Ladies, Shanty Singers, Many Thousand, Audio, Topic). 

https://news.sky.com/story/four-people-trapped-in-flooded-cave-in-laos-pulled-to-safety-13549218 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/the-officier-of-court-still-hasnt-made.html Presumably they're blaming the time difference on their failure to start their mission to rescue the poor fools. 

https://www.politico.eu/article/aukus-unveils-undersea-drone-project-to-deepen-defense-partnership-pete-hegseth/ Well, South Korea and Japan certainly. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/if-you-havent-shot-it-you-havent-seen-it.html That was one of those; "Seriously(?!) F'ck off(!)" moments. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/its-not-all-bad-news-though.html I've been saying for a long time that I wanted to put that seating in that area, where I wasn't expecting Wi-Fi. However it was only in that moment of doing it I discovered; "Yep. Weird Cold War relic!" 

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/thats-why-i-had-to-stop-work.html However the police do have the photographs and full indentities of the individuals in question. So if they do attempt to return to the permises the householder simply needs to call 999 and they'll be arrested. If they're banging on the door demanding to be let in that's Breach of the Peace, possibly rising to the level of Affray. In they're attempting to force their way into the premises to remove money or other valuables then that's Robbery. If they're going to attempt to continue without the property owner's permission then that's, arguably, Criminal Damage with reckless disregard. The householder will have to pay to have it all demolished. So telling them to stop paying to have it built is just being a good neighbour. It is taking the expression; "When you're in a hole it's time to stop digging" and literally flipping it on its head. I assume that at...

Saturday May 30th 2026 (30/5/26). Presumably another one upon which Britain will spectacularly fail to learn not to waste the time of its betters. 

https://www.reddit.com/r/BlueOrigin/comments/1tr3cbj/jeff_bezos_admits_to_very_rough_day_as_blue/ 

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/it-is-normally-sort-of-thing-that-gets.html Assuming Britain still hasn't worked it out for themselves. The Koreans are mocking them. For believing us to be so stupid that when confronted with wholly, visible unsafe, highly disruptive construction work in a notorious part of Britain we would think; "Chinese Communist Party Modern-Slavery Ring."  Before we thought; "Britain."

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-strikes-strait-hormuz-israel-hezbollah-live-13509565?postid=11781844#liveblog-body Why hasn't Britain had an Acceptable Behaviour contract imposed on it? If they don't want to escape their misery that's up to them. What they cannot do is continue to waste the time of their betters. https://journey2slovenia.com/style1/why-is-ljubljana-called-the-city-of-dragons/ 

The aforementioned the delinquent renters woke up me half an hour ago with their wholly illegal construction work. If the 2013 Champions League Final is anything to go by I fully expect to be randomly arrested for something like attempted murder today. So I am genuinely sorry about this whole Eurovision thing, this whole Iran thing. Apparently it's not going to be possible for anything to by done until Britain sorts itself out and gets this completely illegal, visibly unsafe construction silently removed. 

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/yep-his-time-would-have-been-better.html https://news.sky.com/story/man-woman-and-child-die-after-fall-from-high-rise-block-of-flats-in-south-london-13549051 https://news.sky.com/story/mark-kleinman-blog-see-the-latest-stories-from-sky-news-city-editor-13475361?postid=11778084#liveblog-body If, having drawn all this fabulous attention to themselves, they take on board the conclusions on the discussion! Even if it's not completely, 100%, uniformly flattering.

Friday May 29th 2026 (29/5/26). Yes, I know it's a bit late. I've still not slept. Here it is though; Your official Day-Break post!

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/seriously-i-genuinely-cannot-hear.html At around 1500 on 29/5/26 they actually think they're rushing fnish now. If they were trying to finish they'd be even fewer courses there now than there were this time last week. 

Let alone think of clever f'cking words to write the f'ck down. Just as I've not been able to hear myself think for 7 days. Ever since that Saturday (24/5) where, I'm pretty sure, I pointed out. If I'd ever f'cked up that clearly and f'cking obvious. I would have, immediately, packed up all my tools, all of my keys and all of my vans. To make sure I would already be in another country, without and extradition treaty, by now. I suppose though I can slip on my noise-cancelling headphones, update and look at plenty of pretty pictures of Foxes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMT24yCZIxA (American Badass, Kid Rock, 2018, Official Audio).  Not for too long though. It'd be nice to get at least one REM cycle in before the next dinner service(!)

After all.  Aren't we all marvelling at me posting from my Tablet, via Wi-Fi. Live from Betistan! While sitting on my, no really, suitcase of portable pinic table. Made in the Republic of China (Taiwan). Seriously. Is anyone doubting how that was Grandfathered in(?!) Plus, I'm finally getting to listen to that yard work playlist on mine. In something less than perfect, alphabetical order(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQZAMEPah_E (Richard - It's Business As Usual, Barry Adamson, Audio, Sabwaits).  

Who are severely delinquent on rent, be appearing before the beak on Monday (1/6). https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/blimey-its-already-long-past-my-usual.html Attempting to argue they've been Cuckooed(!) https://www.met.police.uk/advice/advice-and-information/cuckooing/cuckooing/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVirrNiNwl8 (Walla Walla, The Offspring, Official Audio).

And I'm sad to report that the official Officer-of-the-Court has absolutely, definitely not knocked up the appropriate(!) It's not all bad news though. There has been a noise out of the local knickers; You know how we're forced, upon penalty of prison, to just donate £2.2k a year to them to collect the bins. Plus another £200 for 'Policing.'  Should an; "Obvious Crime" ever go to the trouble of slapping the police full in the face, with a 27 page "Bundle" of evidence. Whilst under caution, in detention. At £250k per hour. Well. They actually bothered collect the bins. So it's medals all round, then(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BoXlv-TV2c (Praise You, Fatboy Slim, Official Audio). So I guess we'll all have to find ways to entertain ourselves. As it continues to try and insist that it's totally, completely Ultra Viras , there. Innit(!) https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2014/12/part/4/chapter/3/crossheading/closure-orders Perso...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YA2-s1nPTM (Jackhammer John, Woody Guthrie, Leadbelly, Audio, Topic). 😉. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NkpHLq76ro (I Like To Move It, Real 2 Real, Official Audio).

https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-15854785/Euphoria-maddy-perez-sam-levinson-idol-finale.html https://www.instagram.com/p/DX73kQuMQMG/?hl=en-gb #SpoilersFrom2022(!)

https://news.sky.com/story/blue-origin-rocket-explodes-in-fireball-during-launchpad-test-13548925 Well, I say; "Eventually." Apparently a double's cheaper than a single. So I ordered that pair one day. They said it would be delivered the next day. And, lo and behold, was delivered the next day(!) So I'm rather keen to crack-on with the reason why I brought both of those long-reach screwdrivers. No matter how much that might unsettle the local knickers(!) As for B&Q, a subsidiary of Kingfisher PLC. The main allegation outstanding against them is that their outgoing CEO is Thierry Garnier. So I guess we'll have to refer all further questions to Google. Regarding the lack of a knock, my c'ck and the absence of sucking thereof. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k766Clk7DjQ (Banks Of The Roses, The Dubliners, Definitive, Official Audio).

Just a quick reminder to the local Spazzy Clinic there. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/yep-his-time-would-have-been-better.html One of my billable hours is worth £500k. So, you know; 10 fingers. 10 toes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx1hQRc5D7U (Wade Into The Water, Alabama3, Official Audio).

https://news.sky.com/story/british-museum-criticised-for-delaying-jewish-event-over-protest-fears-13548803 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/perhaps-saracens-will-come-to-rescue.html As, at three hours ahead of Zulu, I'm sorely tempted to stay up. See if that Officer-of-the-Court is going to come deliver that knock now then(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVbeYe5NklQ (Vices, Pennywise, Official Audio).  

https://news.sky.com/story/thousands-left-without-water-due-to-high-demand-after-heatwave-13548666 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/yep-his-time-would-have-been-better.html As I've got 10 toes and a c'ck that needs sucking. And, much like water. It's well hard, innit(!) https://news.sky.com/story/teenage-boy-is-10th-person-to-die-in-open-water-during-hot-weather-13548454 

Yet applications stating that are still be read further(!) https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/and-it-was-certainly-nice-of-him-to.html But, I suppose; "Thick as all sh't" is what Nike et al are looking for in a pay negotiation. 

https://news.sky.com/story/unwell-jannik-sinner-suffers-shock-defeat-to-juan-manuel-cerundolo-in-french-open-second-round-13548784 Seriously. Isn't; "Vomit Inducing Stupidity" what spellcheckers auto-crorrect to whenever anyone expresses an interest in; "Tennis."

https://news.sky.com/story/disney-accuses-trumps-media-regulator-of-unlawfully-supressing-free-speech-13548889 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/recorded-before-recent-roughousing.html 

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-strikes-strait-hormuz-israel-hezbollah-live-13509565?postid=11775538#liveblog-body https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B0PUDfyxMc (Tin Soldiers, Stiff Little Fingers, 2002, Official Audio). 

https://news.sky.com/story/remains-of-six-workers-found-after-3-4m-litre-chemical-tank-implosion-13548919 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/sighs-they-never-see-anything-as.html 

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/okay-pay-him-cash-in-hand-then.html Then I'd be packing up all of my tools and all of my keys into all of my vans. To make sure I was in an entirely different country come the Wednesday(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luOAgo4zsaM (Gipsey Davey, The Fureys, Emigrant, Audio, Topic).

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/yep-his-time-would-have-been-better.html Heaven forefend he threatens to stop(!) Personally. I'd demand £15k, all of his tools and the keys to all of his vans. With a bit of luck he might take it all down for free(!) Before the Officer-of-the-Court comes round and orders the liability to remove it, silently. With a toothbrush and a dab of hydrochloric acid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7HBcn4D1vk (Kicking The Cack, Roots Manuva, Come, Audio, Topic).

https://news.sky.com/story/blood-test-could-detect-alzheimers-signs-decades-before-symptoms-appear-study-shows-13548759 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/yep-his-time-would-have-been-better.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/im-surprised-mengele-didnt-try-running.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-ax_0xOmh8 (I Choose, The Offspring, Official Audio).

https://news.sky.com/story/google-engineer-charged-with-insider-trading-after-d4vd-bet-makes-1-2m-on-polymarket-13548658 https://news.sky.com/story/ex-cia-officer-accused-of-stealing-300-gold-bars-worth-40m-13548606 Particularly if their login is; "41821141195." https://www.tmz.com/2026/05/03/snl-mocks-pete-hegseth-and-kash-patel/ Second only to *ahem* 'Miley Cyrus.' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdyCckRYgs4 (Living Next Door To Alice, Smokie, Official Audio).

https://news.sky.com/story/viral-donald-trump-buffalo-spared-from-eid-sacrifice-in-bangladesh-13548587

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-strikes-strait-hormuz-israel-hezbollah-live-13509565?postid=11775312#liveblog-body It's as if there's not even a credible character in the room(!) 

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-strikes-strait-hormuz-israel-hezbollah-live-13509565?postid=11775301#liveblog-body https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/and-if-it-takes-one-more-round-to.html 

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-strikes-strait-hormuz-israel-hezbollah-live-13509565?postid=11774347#liveblog-body Attempting punctuation. Before being able to fire off those 26, really simple, characters(!)

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-strikes-strait-hormuz-israel-hezbollah-live-13509565?postid=11774317#liveblog-body Surely(!) 

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-strikes-strait-hormuz-israel-hezbollah-live-13509565?postid=11774050#liveblog-body It's the exponentials on the Bessants we're all interested in now. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/i-cant-imagine-he-prefers-any-of.html 

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-strikes-strait-hormuz-israel-hezbollah-live-13509565?postid=11771442#liveblog-body Or did the interbreeding program not teach her that(!) 

https://news.sky.com/story/man-jailed-for-15-years-over-terror-plot-to-attack-taylor-swift-concert-13548646

https://www.tmz.com/2026/05/27/kyle-busch-death-certificate/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/which-is-exact-number-of-times-i-need.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/which-is-really-just-enhanced.html It's not as though he could've got the certifying authority into more trouble. 

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-strikes-strait-hormuz-israel-hezbollah-live-13509565?postid=11773277#liveblog-body https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/and-if-it-takes-one-more-round-to.html However he certainly shouldn't feel pressured to sign up to anything which weakens his position in the agreement he's already accepted.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-strikes-strait-hormuz-israel-hezbollah-live-13509565?postid=11773496#liveblog-body But then I wouldn't have created the problem in the first place.

https://www.local.gov.uk/about/news/youth-unemployment-milburn-review-interim-report-lga-response Demanding to know why the abatement notices still haven't been issued and actioned. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/its-just-stunning-number-of.html Once they've enlisted BBC Local News, BBC National News & BBC Watchdog they can even have that vital national talking point they were pursuing with the Dragon Drama. Are they liable for the fact they're no longer able to live in those houses or, after performing due dilligence, were they defrauded by rogue contractors? Although the issue of who is responsible for the significant transcontinental social harm has already been more than resolved. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/and-ive-still-got-to-properly-log-final.html Technically it might not be so obvious it's visible from space.  They can certainly see it all the way from Asia though! https://news.sky.com/story/60-homes-evacuated-in-...

https://www.tmz.com/2026/05/27/madonna-and-bilt-pay-for-musicians-rent/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/its-just-stunning-number-of.html 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/05/27/kj-dillard-reveals-bpd-diagnosis-at-reunion/ Not that I'd want to make breakfast news of messing with anyone's therapy, which can be a beneficial part of that enhanced surveillance. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/although-she-certainly-looks-like-fun.html  And speaking things which are getting borderline and could do with cutting. Another nearly 5 page index again, dear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=X2mnbluueYU (Living Next Door To Alice, Smokie Ft. Roy "Chubby" Brown, Audio, TWICM). While I'm convinced that Royston Vasey is a Drag Act. What do "The League of Gentlemen" think(?!) Although don't mention any of that around "Smoggie Queens." They'll only get triggered.  And I don't say it lightly when I point out; That's a full-on atrocity! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transaction_(TV_series) Nick Frost is clearly only involved to signal his virtue while doing the J.K Rowling linked; "Harry Potter" TV show. Francesca Mills is clearly only involved to signal her virtue while doing; "Silent Witness" which takes a scientific, medical look at gender. Under the lead of Emilia Fox, sister of anti-Woke loon Laurence Fox.

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/iran-news/article-897573 Let Trump have one more round. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/you-have-to-assume-thats-similar-to.html 

https://www.jpost.com/international/islamic-terrorism/article-897635 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/perhaps-they-should-pursue-even-closer.html Perhaps some people could use that time to explore what it is about the opportunity to learn from their betters they find so deeply appalling and humilation so deeply attractive. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/i-dont-know-what-they-find-so-appalling.html 

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-897607 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/it-is-normally-sort-of-thing-that-gets.html 

https://www.jpost.com/american-politics/article-897571 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/just-issue-of-competence-of-person-who.html 

https://www.jpost.com/international/islamic-terrorism/article-897591 

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-897585 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/back-when-ebu-was-founded-there-were.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/i-dont-know-what-they-find-so-appalling.html 

https://www.jpost.com/american-politics/article-897531 Except the Sit & Watch order is still in place. 

https://news.sky.com/story/south-korea-overpass-collapse-kills-three-13548125 Doing visibly below code ¹ construction work on the Saturday of that vital Hull City/Southampton/Middlesborough Play-Off Final(!) Getting the jackhammers out at 6AM to do demolition work on the day of the UEFA Conference League Final. But why should they be handed yet another opportunity to end their misery. They've already squandered so many opportunites to end their misery. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/estonia.html  _______________ ¹Eurocode 6, specifically. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/tuts-if-only-ashley-tisdales-toxic-moms.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/in-reference-to-chinas-social-credit.html

Thursday May 28th 2026 (28/5/26). I've still got to properly log the final five. 

https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-15853293/Cynthia-Erivo-wicked-memes-racist.html

https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-15853333/natalie-portman-mocked-mid-tier-influencer-plugging-luxury-train-instagram-hollywood-cooked.html Another one fleeing Trump's America. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/15-france.html Established by the Thracians the Bulgarian city of Varna was originally called Odessey or Odessos. The Russians had to expel the Ottomans before the Orient Express was able to run through it.

https://news.sky.com/story/catastrophic-collision-of-ebola-and-conflict-who-head-says-in-ceasefire-plea-as-uganda-closes-border-13548444 Just ask Trump.

https://news.sky.com/story/crystal-palace-make-history-after-winning-first-european-trophy-13548563 I've only just worked out that TNT Sports show some matches in HBO Max. Something I could have done with working out about 50 minutes and 50 seconds sooner.

https://news.sky.com/story/one-killed-and-nine-missing-after-chemical-tank-implodes-in-washington-13548338 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/sighs-they-never-see-anything-as.html It would save them so much humiliation.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/05/26/paris-jackson-on-her-addiction-battle-and-sobriety/ Further adding to the reasons why I shouldn't be sticking my foot in. If it is any consolation I did feel bad about making it breakfast news in L.A. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/that-iranian-ibrahim-sahls-law-again.html Although if that wasn't intended as a question I don't know what is.

https://www.tmz.com/2026/05/26/white-house-construction-for-ufc-freedom-250/ That's cute(!) 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/05/26/hasan-piker-shaken-up-by-investigation/ 

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/article-897454 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/certainly-no-ones-going-to-choose-to.html I really don't know what possessed Israel to make a bad situation worse by pursuing the bomb Iran fantasy. 

https://www.jpost.com/diaspora/article-897444 In Britain 28℃ would normally be considered a hot day. That's how hot it was when I went to bed at 2AM.

Wednesday May 27th 2026 (27/6/26). Let's see what mountains have sprung up while I've been clearing one. 

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-trump-strikes-strait-hormuz-israel-hezbollah-live-13509565?postid=11765387#liveblog-body The frightening bit is that he actually believes that's what happened in Venezuela, innit(!) 

https://news.sky.com/video/what-we-know-about-the-belgium-school-bus-crash-13548282 The Hamas certainly knows how to run a train(!) https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-15842309/bella-hadid-cheeky-swimsuit-cannes-yacht-jump.html I don't feel as though I've been sitting around doing nothing. In fact I feel as though I've been putting in more effort than Belgium put into their Eurovision 2026 entry. ESSYLA "Dancing on the Ice" there. Worried about how not answering the call to boycott will damage her career. While acknowledging that character from; "Blue Lights." The one synonymous with the October 6th episode who was forced to quit with the stress. Before I just happened to be watching that episode while Trump was announcing his plan to sell the Jews out like they were headed for Treblinka. For US$1bn a ticket. In her official, regulated biography Alice van Eesbeeck claims to want to focus on female empowerment by sharing the concerns of young wome...

https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-15839771/Ricky-Martin-concert-Montenegr-tear-gas.html I can't speak to Bad Bunny's mind, nor am I particularly familiar with Reggaeton. However I am familiar with the English language version of Dancehall, Jungle and Drum n' Bass. I am certain that I and at least another third of the World Famous Throuple find that its very Heterosexual Macho sexual boasting, its misogyny and Homophobia can get really tedious. Particularly when it's the nice middle-class White boy, Ali G, version. Bad Bunny seems to think that it can get a bit tedious to. The song performed as all those female dancers twerked as the celebrities looked on from the porch of the Casita was; "Yo Perro Sola" (I Twerk Alone). Although sung by a man it's sung in the female voice. It's a woman saying that just because she dances like that for her own enjoyment it doesn't give men permission to do what they like to her. In the video Bad Bunny appe...

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-897292 Acting out the bomb Iran fantasy doesn't have to be the most consequential decision of Trump's Presidency. They can remove almost all trace that they were ever that stupid. 

Tuesday May 26th 2026 (26/5/26). It looks like I'll be catching up just in time for chores. 

https://news.sky.com/story/more-than-20-people-taken-to-hospital-after-unknown-substance-sprayed-in-tokyo-13547924 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/oh-well-calm-yourself-down.html

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-us-and-iran-getting-a-lot-closer-to-finalising-agreement-to-end-war-says-donald-trump-13509565?postid=11759463#liveblog-body  It's just constant demands of utter time wasters though. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/sighs-they-never-see-anything-as.html

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-us-and-iran-getting-a-lot-closer-to-finalising-agreement-to-end-war-says-donald-trump-13509565?postid=11758781#liveblog-body After discovering that I forgot to turn the trail-cam back on after the last download I must have forgotten to plug the PC back in. What I'm trying to do is find a way to have the Fox footage play in the background on my TV while I'm working on my Tablet. I felt I deserved to do something mildly enjoyable after being very productive over what was clearly supposed to be a particularly demented weekend. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/so-its-not-all-bad-news-then.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/sighs-they-never-see-anything-as.html While today has been too hot and too much of a public holiday to defy all the effort going into demanding that nothing can be achieved during the working week. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/20-sweden.html

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-us-and-iran-getting-a-lot-closer-to-finalising-agreement-to-end-war-says-donald-trump-13509565?postid=11757495#liveblog-body So he should really strop trying to kill himself and just implement. 

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-us-and-iran-getting-a-lot-closer-to-finalising-agreement-to-end-war-says-donald-trump-13509565?postid=11756956#liveblog-body His vain obsession with utterly meaningless treaties is certainly doing him and his America huge damage. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/and-what-side-of-that-border-will.html 

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-us-and-iran-getting-a-lot-closer-to-finalising-agreement-to-end-war-says-donald-trump-13509565?postid=11756494#liveblog-body Despite being clearly instructed otherwise. 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/05/24/tiger-woods-plane-flies-back-to-switzerland-where-he-attended-rehab/ At least he's accepted he's got a problem and is accessing help. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/yes-theyre-going-to-have-to-miss-lot-of.html 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/05/24/doug-mccain-dead/ Although, looking at his Father's ilk, it probably did. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GBb_M-FSis (Ballad Of Barbara, Johnny Cash, Ballad, Official Audio). 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/05/24/nasire-best-had-secret-service-encounters-before-white-house-shooting/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/at-least-they-got-their-two-weeks-of.html 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/05/23/kyle-busch-cause-of-death/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/and-thats-one-area-where-i-actually-do.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/josef-mengeles-favourite-holiday.html Obviously it doesn't reflect well on his Doctor. However it would take me too long to list all of what are clearly not isolated incidents. 

https://www.jpost.com/diaspora/antisemitism/article-897178 

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-897221 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/oh-well-calm-yourself-down.html My preferred level of spam is zero. 

Monday May 25th 2026 (25/5/26). It seems the Eurovision exhaustion is still in full effect. 

https://www.premierleague.com/en/news/4662359/west-ham-relegated-despite-win-over-leeds-on-final-day Despite that obvious humiliation of an entire nation(!) https://news.sky.com/story/arsenal-latest-gunners-win-their-first-premier-league-title-since-2004-13545789 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsIYzGKg7WY (The Rose Of Allendale, The Barleycorn, ∭<, Audio, Topic).

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-war-latest-us-and-iran-getting-a-lot-closer-to-finalising-agreement-to-end-war-says-donald-trump-13509565?postid=11751621#liveblog-body https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-15839771/Ricky-Martin-concert-Montenegr-tear-gas.html It's safely in the vault now, innit(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrsFQHSk04M (Patience, Guns N' Roses, Audio, Melodic Soul Music).

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/gathers-chain.html When, it turns out; Life had other plans(!) https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/irish-presidents-sister-raises-hands-37189883 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twayP3M3uiU (Little Black Train, Woody Guthrie, Poor, Audio, Topic).

https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-15843765/bella-hadid-red-bikini-yacht-st-tropez-cannes.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGvOI1qRXdU (Are You Ready For The Country, Waylon Jennings, Official Audio). I don't know if you've heard; A camera is a lot like a beautiful woman. They work so much better when you turn them on(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zVokGDMl5E (Mason Dixon Lines, Waylon Jennings, Official Audio). 😉. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_Toni https://www.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=X2mnbluueYU (Living Next Door To Alice, Smokie Ft. Roy "Chubby" Brown, Audio, TWICM).

https://www.tmz.com/2026/05/22/jpmorgan-exec-reveals-threatening-emails/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/yes-that-pierpont.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/its-certainly-something-to-consider.html 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/05/22/fan-throws-water-bottle-at-zayn-malik/ Despite the *ahem* 'scheduling clash.' 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/05/22/kyle-busch-unresponsive-in-racing-simulator-before-death/  However they do seem desperate for everyone to know just how *ahem* 'different' their direction is. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/sighs-they-never-see-anything-as.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2026/05/i-eventually-gave-in-to-urge-to-slow-it.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hhbu3vrnn0 (D.U.I, The Offspring, Official Audio).