Blimey. It's Already Long Past My Usual Breakfast Time.

And I'm sad to report that the official Officer-of-the-Court has absolutely, definitely not knocked up the appropriate(!)

It's not all bad news though. There has been a noise out of the local knickers;

You know how we're forced, upon penalty of prison, to just donate £2.2k a year to them to collect the bins.

Plus another £200 for 'Policing.' 

Should an; "Obvious Crime" ever go to the trouble of slapping the police full in the face, with a 27 page "Bundle" of evidence. Whilst under caution, in detention. At £250k per hour.

Well. They actually bothered collect the bins.

So it's medals all round, then(!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BoXlv-TV2c (Praise You, Fatboy Slim, Official Audio).

So I guess we'll all have to find ways to entertain ourselves.

As it continues to try and insist that it's totally, completely Ultra Viras, there. Innit(!)

https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2014/12/part/4/chapter/3/crossheading/closure-orders

Personally. I'll be cleaning the bathroom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9fn51fbawk (Ahoy There!, Mr Scruff, Official Audio).