He Kind Of Has To Though, Innit.
https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-15859911/vanilla-ice-defends-donald-trump-freedom-250-event-perform-chaos.html
At this point it's practically the law.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BepGmpLT9HA (Pretty Fly (For A White Guy), The Offspring Official Audio).
Aside from all the awesomeness that is me. That's quite an interesting album on a number of technical levels.
It's not so much a greatest hits album as talented, non-A.I, songwriters reworking some of their greatest hits for the first album with the distribution deal that's too big to refuse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U43XOSiKfqM (Bad Habit, The Offspring, Official Audio).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1xM-r4TF6Q (Staring At The Sun, The Offspring, Official Audio).
Or, to use the correct parlance; "Slapping some cr'p together for the CIA."
And because the Eurovision Song Contest is absolutely the place to completely nerd out over music. Sea Shanties are not only a seperate genre but an actually very complex genre with a deep history.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_shanty
I can only imagine that being a Seafarer in the age of sail was extremely boring.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZL_ii1bEM0 (The Rose Of Allendale, The Barleycorn, Waltzing's, Audio, Topic).
Returning to the sheer awesomeness that is me for a moment though.
I am officially not their drug dealer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xYFkxGJ430 (Hello Pricks, Sick Of It All, Official Audio).
However I did spend some time on their tour bus. After their local tour manager/go'fer grabbed me after assuming I'm a drug dealer.
I was swiftly asked to leave when they realised I wasn't.
I'm still not sure if that's a boast. So much as a series of rather rude assumptions.
This is definitely a boast though;
You probably pay to go and see bands.
Bands pay to come and see me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujoHtVkrx54 (Alice, Veronica Fusaro, Switzerland 2026, Second Semi-Final, Video, Eurovision Song Contest).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woLfAvD5iXI (The Subway, Chappell Roan, Official Video).
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