An Appropriate Way To Celebrate Bonfire Night.

P'ssing on the Catholic Church.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-54837040

Also;

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-54839329

You're right wooden nickels.

The deadline was three days ago.

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLG0kGyw0Ko (The Wurlitzer Prize, Waylon Jennings, Official Audio).