Depressingly. A Series Of True Stories.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/11/scuds-over-tel-aviv.html

Including one which involved a young woman named; "Edith."

Creating the scene;

Teacher; "Good morning. Today we have a new student with us. Edith from Eritrea.

"So Edith. Why don't you tell us a bit about Eritrea? "

Edith: "Erm, well, oh."

Class: "Hello Edith. Eritrea is a new nation in East Africa. It's recently declared independence from Ethiopia. Amid much fighting many Catholics have fled."

"So, Edith. Now you're here. Why don't you sit the f'ck down. And shut the f'ck up."

After all. What's more welcoming?

Then being heckled in your own damn language.

And if you think that's too dark?

Apparently the teacher was Angolan.

So was hardly in full possession of all his limbs.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nrm2B0lhvYc (Holiday in Cambodia, Dead Kennedys, Convenience, Audio, Topic).

But let's hear it.

For all those heroic virtue signallers.

Who christened me; "Eminem."

Because I'm the closest thing to a real life ethnic they ever did see.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=s0rLH_v-lwg (Drug Ballad, Eminem, Official Audio).