Oh, Seriously Now.

Go phone the AA, eh.

https://news.sky.com/story/police-dealing-with-incident-after-car-crashes-into-police-station-in-north-london-12130240

This; 

"But it's only my first day!"

Excuse is getting really tired now.

And some of us still have a dinner to make.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YtUMkSJvIPQ (Who's Gonna Shoe Your Pretty Little Feet, Woody Guthrie, Poor Boy, Audio, Topic).