I Still Think Nicola Adams...

. ..should be vowed to Chris Brown 

"You know she's a gay, right?"

You assume I like him.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ywMD3GLoKG4 (Kiss With A Fist, Florence + The Machine, Official Audio).

#AFirstForTheCIA!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AO7nEgAFdS4 (Do You Wanna Dance, The Queers, Audio, Topic).

Not.

My.

Problem.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SsaFBNvhceA (Kashmir, Led Zeppelin, 1990, Official Audio).

So any word on that Harry Kane fellow?

Regarding a decent hobby.

After all; "Being a Professional Footballer."

That's got to be the only acceptable excuse. 

For any member of the civilised world to take an interest in that Hand-Egg nonsense.