And It Was All Going So Well.

A quiet day.

Meaning no-one had to catch the rough side of my tongue. About how the Royalty cheques are feeling more than a little bit light this year.

The same they've been feeling the last 25-30 years.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=R1xM-r4TF6Q (Staring At The Sun, The Offspring, Official Audio).

Seriously though.

That's two days in a row. She's managed to fail that most basic; "Try and keep a civil tongue in your head" test.

So we have to ask?

What the f'ck is so f'cking wrong with her and her family.

That 15 years down the road. They still can't speak their own f'cking language.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pF6FyOOKhaM (What Happened to Ypu?, The Offspring, Official Audio).

And if you think that sounds harsh.

I joke. It's a miracle any of us live to adulthood.

My sister actually died. The twice.

Simply the result of absolutely astonishingly terrible parenting.