Now Wish Me Luck.

It was at some point during Lockdown 1.0 I discovered;

The Tesco Express' selection of frozen pizza is sh", what less than useful.

So I picked up an all cheese version. Along with a selection of random meats. All of which need to be cooked at different temperatures.

Today, amid Lockdown 2.0, I decided to risk it.

Tomorrow we shall discover how many souls think that was a mistake

And exactly how much I'm going to regret all that hot sauce.

And if you're alarmed.

By those sirens suddenly cutting through the silence.

Let me assure you.

Those sirens have always been there.