I've Selected My Secretary Of State.

It is to be a job share.

Between Adolf Hitler and Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.

An announcement which, thankfully, is identical to Joe Biden's selection of Anthony Blinken as his Secretary of State.

In both intent and effect.

https://www.brookings.edu/blog/brookings-now/2014/06/06/antony-blinken-for-russia-bloom-will-come-off-crimean-rose/

https://www.aa.com.tr/en/politics/us-solution-in-syria-requires-assads-departure/106334