Oh, Seriously Now.

Either infection breeds immunity.

Or we're all f'ckedity f'cked now.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-54954698

So go on Boris. Show us your number.

Otherwise we're going to start thinking you're the type of mong who clogged up an ICU with a 93-94%.

As for Carrie Symonds;

It's been alleged she voluntarily touched that penis.

Which is an instant Section 2.2 (UK Mental Health Act, 1983)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8MIPXds8l6Y (Redundant, Green Day, Official Audio).

Oh, well. Hey, hoe.

Maybe next time give Oxford University/Astra Zeneca a call.

Clearly they've got millions of microscopes they ain't f'cking using.