Important Vaccine Safety Alert.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-55016023

This Pfizer vaccine involves;

Taking part of the naturally occurring virus. Which is only ever going to be as dangerous as the virus.

Placing it in an organic human fat cell. Which is only ever going to be as dangerous as a human fat cell.

Suspending it in a gluten free saline solution. Which is only ever going to be as dangerous as a mixture of water and salt.

Then injecting it into a muscle in your arm. Where the virus can't spread. But can trigger an immune response.

So the most dangerous thing about it is probably the syringe it comes in.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2PpxJb1VgmM (Hypodermic, The Offspring, Official Audio).

As for Britain's effort.

If it ever arrives.

Yeah, that's definitely giving you monkey AIDS.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RCxTp-6no9I (We're Desperate, Pennywise Ft. Exene, Official Audio).

I wish I was being flippant but;

Introducing monkey viruses to humans.

I'm pretty sure that's just the start of AIDS.

Well, someone's aides.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1QuOri-vTII (Goodbye England's Rose, Elton John, Lyric Video, bredmarten).

Obviously I won't be receiving any of the vaccines.

I got vaccinated back in March.

Like a big boy.