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Planned?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13585379/Peaky-Blinders-Charlene-McKenna-child-daughter.html

So That's Where Her Bona Fides Have Been Hiding.

https://news.sky.com/story/banksy-claims-migrant-boat-artwork-in-crowd-at-glastonbury-13161583 She seems to been searching for those for a while now, innit(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BxTSUGaWc4&pp (Simmer Down, Bob Marley, Official Audio).

A Clouder?

https://news.sky.com/story/hurricane-beryl-extremely-dangerous-storm-approaches-southeast-caribbean-13161632 No dear. That's a fecking hurricane! https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/05/tuts-shotguncartridges-is-such.html Incidentally. I might be getting old but I'm pretty sure the term; "Sewer Rats" was in pretty common use. Although, as it seems time for a #PussyUpdate. I swear I never saw the Oct 7th kitten before. I've not seen it since. So either it lives several streets over. Or it's just a full-on miracle. However at around the same time, prior. Several of my neighbours decided they also wanted to get kittens. As they've grown they've, collectively, been able to dethrone  猫老板. Although none have been able to claim the perch for themselves. I must says that only one seems to have the potential to become a Champion Ratter, if I ever get my hands on him. Funnily enough. It's that Bengal who was trying to fight, literally, everything....

Well. If That's How Israel Wants Its Girls Back, Eventually.

https://news.sky.com/story/at-least-18-killed-in-co-ordinated-attacks-by-suspected-female-suicide-bombers-13161390 It certainly knows where the steps are.

Yeah. It's Quite Hard To Rally The Troops Against The Perils Of Nazism.

https://news.sky.com/story/french-elections-latest-voters-surge-to-polls-with-highest-turnout-since-1986-recorded-13159394?postid=7898836#liveblog-body https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_French_presidential_election From a Munich Beerhall. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/yeah-macrons-brain-full-on-exploded.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeng-lRMlUM&pp (Tomorrow Belongs To Me, Dominic Lewis, Hi, Audio, Topic).

Thankfully. The Tin Soldiers Will Be Gone By Next Week.

https://news.sky.com/story/warwick-tory-student-group-apologises-over-video-showing-members-singing-and-dancing-to-nazi-song-13161302 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rknyopyVlcw (Our Father Is Bandera -March Of The Ukrainian Army, Artist Unknown, Lyric Video, Ukrainian Patriotic Songs With English Subs). Well, they'll have swapped shirts.

There Is Now So Much Humanitarian Aid In The Gaza Strip.

That they've run out of space to store it. https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-808196 So maybe, just maybe, it's time to accept. That's it's the Hamas Fanboys that are the problem.

Germany Is The Birthplace Of Protestant Christianity.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-803830 One of the first things they did was to do away with the Latin. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther_Bible

Surely That's No Longer Subtext.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-808229 Now we've all seen exactly what Biden's speech is like. It was certainly one of his more garbled moments during the debate. Touting his plan to force Israel's surrender.Then immediately saying that he wants to see Hamas defeated.

He Never Did Serve In The Military.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/politics-and-diplomacy/article-808219 Something to do with his inability to tell Arabs apart.

Yet They're Still Out There, Demanding Israel Surrenders.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-808279

Today is a New Day.

Sunday June 30th 2024 (30/6/24). Now things are a bit cooler. Let's see what I can get done before the gym.

So It's Only The Gays Who Need To Do The Homework Then.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13583393/Taylor-Swift-reenacts-boyfriend-Travis-Kelces-dance-move.html She doesn't bother herself. https://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/marking-the-norman-invasion-of-ireland-850-years-and-counting-1.3877350 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NIP0KDG5AE&pp (The Unicorn, The Irish Rovers, Wee, Official Audio).

Luckily. Some Ranks Are Only Temporary.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13582295/Miley-Cyrus-garden-BRALESS-Gucci-scent.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWDnnjh1Cj4&pp (Tell Me Ma, Sham Rock, Video, Pop Unlimited).

Yeah. I Probably Need To Make Time To Watch That Movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2xCLOjOWco&pp (Bittersweet Goodbye (Cruel Intentions Ending), The Verve, Video, ezavenue). Not that I've managed to see all of Buffy The Vampire Slayer yet.

Or Just Pick Any Other One At Random.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/charitable-so-incredibly-charitable.html They're literally all the same!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu-TWSlekck&pp (God Is A Gabber, Rotterdam Terror Corps, 25, Audio, Topic).

Charitable. So Incredibly Charitable.

https://news.sky.com/story/zopiclone-contaminated-sleeping-drug-fears-as-seven-people-taken-to-hospital-in-county-durham-13160764 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40q4YxWU6gk&pp (We Are The Gabbers, Rotterdam Terror Corps, Hardcore, Audio, Topic). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YQwz4UUgUQ&pp (Jungle Buddy Bye, Johnny Osbourne, Ragga, Audio, Topic).

We'll Add That To The List Of Hamas' Crimes Against Humanity Then

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-808161

It's Extremely Clumsy Company To Be Keeping.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-808243 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/yep-definitely-cider-weather.html The sort of breach of covenant which makes it impossible for you to be protected.

They're Not Absolutely Desperate To Widen The Conflict Though(!)

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-808222 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/once-again-deeds-not-words.html

Once Again. Deeds, Not Words.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-808187 https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-808199

I've Yet To Hear Either Of Them Describe Hamas As An Acceptable Loss.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-808190

Perhaps The UN Should Swap It With All The Humanitarian Aid Its Left Piled Up.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-808175 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/while-un-is-perfectly-happy-to-leave-it.html

Although His Continued Military Occupation Of Syria Rather Does.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-808174 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/he-certainly-keeps-trying-to-reach-out.html

Today is a New Day.

Saturday June 29th 2024 (29/6/24). Yep. I'm definitely feeling my age now. Although in better news. It looks like the paint will withstand the scrubbing. So I might get to launch the bathroom offensive sooner than thought.

Now. Here's An Even More Worrying Thought.

I've not been arrested in 11 years! http://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2013/06/i-never-liked-glastonbury.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA6UzHJwwec&pp (Lion Of Judah, Laurel Aitken (With The Skatalites), Audio, Topic).

Yeah, That's A Worry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaQetOuCJf8&pp (Alibi, Ella Henderson Ft. Rudimental, Official Visualizer). Apparently when Ella Henderson was first offered it, she thought it was an original song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw0_qHNRAEA&pp (Gangsta's Paradise, Coolio, Official Audio). Knowing nothing of the battle to get the sample cleared for the song Rudimental were sampling. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TLFnokO1Oo (Pastime Paradise, Stevie Wonder, Songs, Official Audio). Obviously I can't speak for every Eurovision entry there has ever been, or will ever be. However, customarily speaking It's not an attempt to pass someone else's work off as your own. It's a way to acknowledge someone else's work. Of course.  There's a reason why I was doing that in the night of Simchat Torah. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BmjVI712IE&pp (Bittersweet Goodbye, Issey Cross, Official Visualizer).

Clearly. That's The Box Where I Was Hiding The Important CD's!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFpCW8qG9Oo&pp (Soundboy Killing (Megawatt Terminator), Mega Banton, Audio, Topic). Now. Has anyone heard of this band called; "The Beatles"? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C56lDvKV8tk (Lady Madonna, The Beatles, £2009, Official Audio). I think they might be big(!)

Yep. You've Certainly Got To Worry About Some People.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13581737/Dont-turn-glasto-mime-Dua-Lipa-slammed-Glastonbury-viewers-claim-isnt-singing-live-headlining-iconic-festival-time.html https://x.com/dlipahungary/status/1769955310641246387 Although it is convenient. Gathering most of them together, in the one place.

How Very Savile Row.

https://news.sky.com/story/a-dad-of-three-who-broke-into-a-hospital-mortuary-and-violated-and-defiled-bodies-has-been-jailed-for-six-years-13160445

It Must Be A Very Young Family!

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/as-do-many-israelis.html As, by Irish standards, that's still considered a bit of a laugh. https://news.sky.com/story/nottingham-suspicious-package-destroyed-and-second-being-investigated-in-major-incident-13160681

Yep. It's Annoying When That Happens.

https://news.sky.com/story/nationwide-customers-face-salary-payment-delays-as-hsbc-users-unable-to-access-online-banking-13160356

Imagine Having To Admit You Went To Oxbridge Though.

https://news.sky.com/story/major-disruption-at-gatwick-airport-as-runway-closes-13157878 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7WTIR4V7tc&pp (No Brakes, The Offspring, Official Audio). Of course Gatwick Airport represents a bit of an overlap between London and Brighton. And a worrying number of women in my past.

Yacht Anchor.

https://news.sky.com/story/girl-13-dies-after-being-struck-by-lightning-on-greece-beach-13160665 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szbhSkM-zoI&pp (Water Is Wide, Fair Isle Folk, Audio, Dolphin Music Group).

*sniggers* "Pregnant People."

https://news.sky.com/story/british-man-dies-off-greek-island-of-spetses-13160393 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evXG5HuwIn0&pp (Wash Your Hands, Children's Song, Animation, Hooray Kids Songs & Nursery Rhymes).

While I'm Still Yet To Hear Of A Bell Magically Unringing Itself.

https://news.sky.com/story/uvalde-school-shooting-former-police-chief-indicted-on-ten-counts-of-child-endangerment-over-response-to-mass-killing-13160188 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/at-least-some-ranks-are-only-temporary.html

Yep. That Level Of Mental Agility.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/yeah-macrons-brain-full-on-exploded.html Although not even the vacant seat can claim they weren't provided with Disability Access Ramps. http://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2021/01/theres-not-lawyer-on-planet.html https://us.cnn.com/2024/06/28/politics/takeaways-supreme-court-january-6-obstruction-charges-donald-trump/index.html Of course I'll be more than happy to become amicus curaie.  https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/as-long-as-they-realise-theyre.html Once curaie is able to learn the correct Greek suffix.

Shouldn't It Have Them Worrying About What They've Been Doing These Past Few Years.

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-808146

The Organisers Are Known And Are To Be Prosecuted For Civil Rights Violations.

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-808126

As Long As They Realise They're Hamstrung Until He's Fired.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-808090

Yeah. It Turns Out It Stops Growing.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-808083 Once you cut it off from what's feeding it. How are the efforts to establish full operational control over the entire battlespace going?  https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/nowhere-near-as-difficult-as-hillarys.html

While It's Just Cruel To Leave Him So Hopelessly Out Of His Depth.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-808090 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/i-assume-that-hes-already-cleared-his.html Particularly over the weekend of the Black Lion.  https://www.theguardian.com/music/article/2024/jun/26/from-african-stars-to-british-stalwarts-glastonbury-2024-opens-gates-to-a-truly-diverse-lineup

Which Does Sound Like Debate Night Attention Seeking.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-808130 Particularly as America seems to have got deeply confused about what things are clearly illegal.

Under Continued Hamas Fire.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-808101 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/is-anyone-even-bothering-to-take-note.html

Today is a New Day.

Friday June 28th 2024 (28/6/24). It looks like this cleaning blitz could be self-sustaining. I've just uncovered another box of CD's.

Just When You Thought The People Of Britain Could Get Any More Depressed.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/22/prince-william-dances-shake-it-off-kids-taylor-swift-travis-kelce-london/#continued

Surely Intended As A Joke.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/22/jonathan-majors-impact-awards-cardi-tiffany-haddish-sharon-stone/#continued The type of impact he's famous for making isn't the sort of thing you're supposed to persevere with.

Not Zoning Out Due To Dementia Is The Bar For Him These Days.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/22/chris-cuomo-debate-presidential-joe-biden-test/#continued Although I'm sure CNN will claim they froze the camera along with the microphones.

I Wonder If They'll Still Be Playing With The Toy Soldiers.

https://news.sky.com/story/slovakia-four-people-killed-after-train-and-bus-collide-13160090 After Sunday.

As Do Many Israelis.

https://news.sky.com/story/i-have-young-children-irish-pm-condemns-hoax-bomb-threat-made-to-his-home-13160106 So how is he planning to reward the perpetrators?

"Pregnant People."

https://news.sky.com/story/us-supreme-court-allows-emergency-abortions-in-idaho-13160012 Yep. That vacant seat really needs to be filled soon.

The Bubble Cannot Survive Reality.

https://www.jpost.com/opinion/article-802577

He Genuinely Believes They've Earned It.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-802538 Through all their hard work raping and murdering.

They're Hardly The Arbiters Of Credibility.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-802477

Those Supporting Hamas Certainly Won't Be Allowed To Operate There.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-802432 Not even a single cent of theirs will enter the place.

It Sounds Like He Recieved Prior Reassurances.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/article-802391 From people who were, perhaps, focused on things other than their jobs.

It Really Is Hard To Decide Whether To Laugh Or Just Feel Sorry For Them.

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/article-807923

I Don't Think Anyone Was Expecting Emotional Maturity From That Community.

https://www.jpost.com/bds-threat/article-807942

It Is A Ridiculous Stunt.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-808059 Particularly with the Hamas fanboys refusing the distribute the aid it brings in. On the rare occassions that it actually is functioning.  Once the US acknowledges that Hamas is a more than acceptable loss. Then we can start having a serious conversation.

Have People Figured Out Why They Use Armoured Bulldozers To Tear Up The Roads Yet?

 https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-807992

Yet People Are Still Encouraging Hamas' Use Of Human Shields.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-807932 So you have to wonder whether it had the organisational capacity to prevent the civilians from fleeing.

While Riding On Netanyahu's Coat Tails.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/article-807882

He Certainly Keeps Trying To Reach Out To Touch It.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-807827

Today is a New Day.

Thursday June 27th 2024 (27/6/24). I certainly don't want to be in the gym during the hottest part of it.

It's Starting To Sound Like Either A Boeing Problem Or A Southwest Problem.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/21/southwest-boeing-737-dives-below-500-feet-over-neighborhood-oklahoma-city/#continued https://www.theguardian.com/business/article/2024/jun/16/faa-investigation-southwest-plane-drop-dutch-roll

And Has The US Been Able To Offer An Explanation As To Why Not Yet?

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-807760

Further Underlining What A Good Job It Is That He's Out.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/article-807709 Allowing Israel to focus on destroying Hamas capabilities. Having wasted more than a couple of days trying to copy the US and its post-9/11 failures.

They Often Do Sound Remarkably Similar To Hamas.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-807907 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/in-gaza-awaiting-israels-surrender.html

But Will That Involve Israel's Assessment Of Need?

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-807904 Or a completely delusional one.

In What, Presumably, They're Intending As A Joke.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-807784  About those who want to protect Hamas above all else. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/yeah-macrons-brain-full-on-exploded.html

Is Anyone Even Bothering To Take Note Of Hamas' Multitude Of Crimes Anymore?

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-807759 The UN certainly doesn't seem to be.

Which Could Hardly Be A Surprise.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-807776 Given what a strange club it is to want to be part of. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/yep-definitely-cider-weather.html

The Closing Ceremony's Not Scheduled Until September 8th.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/2024-06-26/live-updates-807782 Although there's some who'll still try to convince that China's done a deal for it to be held on August 11th. 

Today is a New Day.

Wednesday June 26th 2024 (26/6/24). Britain has now gone four, whole days without rain. So, clearly. I need to get a haircut.

In #Eurovision, As The Industry.

You're often presented with a long, long parade of things that seem fun, for five minutes. Then they're, immediately, forgotten. In fact it was a bit of a trend in the Song Contest, a few years back. To use Musical Theatre actors, who would assume the role of; "Pop Star" for those two weeks. Then take off that role and rest for a bit. Before taking on the role of; "Eva Peron," "Mr Mactavity," "Jean Valjean," "Dinah," "Catherine of Aragon." Or some equally famous character from Musical Theatre.  After all. Musical Theatre is still part of; "The Music Industry™." Then, every once in a while. You see something that reminds you that you really, need to keep an eye on it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA2fKlT8Khw&pp (Doomsday Blue, Bambie Thug, Eurovision Song Contest, Video, The Late Late Show). I'm still not convinced there is a Doja Cat comparison. So much as there being around 4 billion people. Makin...

At Least Some Ranks Are Only Temporary.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13568329/Miley-Cyrus-Maxx-Morando-hairdo-Hannah-Montana.html https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13569019/Billy-Ray-Cyrus-claims-Firerose-physically-verbally-abused-him.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrNdG4XPSRI&pp (Hot Asphalt, The Pogues, Audio, SwindonByf).

I Also Picked Up New Baseball Cap From The Supermarket.

It's a simple £7 soft cotton grey jobbie. Which, sadly, does have; "LA" emblazoned on the front. However I hope it will still be able to keep the Sun out of my eyes. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13568923/Chris-Browns-manhood-raises-eyebrows-prominent-bulge.html Of course the one I've been using since the last time I painted the bathroom has now, finally, been sent out to the toolshed. Maybe, one day, I'll be able to make a #BumpCap too(!) https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/13/chris-brown-stuck-suspended-air-concert-new-jersey-wire-glitch-malfunction-ladder/

Yeah. Longstanding Movie Poster Code For; "It's Going To Be Sh't."

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13565503/Taylor-Swift-responds-Hugh-Grant-viral-tweet.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/has-anyone-else-finished-that-hillary.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-HeV8Z6iXc (Four Weddings And A Funeral Official Trailer #1, Video, Rotten Tomatoes Classic Trailers)

Awww. Imagine #Oxford Being The Only People You're Still Able To Mock.

https://news.sky.com/story/cargo-ship-draws-suez-canal-blockage-comparisons-after-becoming-stuck-in-cambridge-river-13158846 Also. Try and imagine being #Oxford for a moment there(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJMwMCOH90w&pp (Have You Ever, The Offspring, Official Audio). Obviously, it's an earlier #digout. From somewhere just before 9/11 sprung. However I've still got the initial assessment. From when that long-gone #History #Don looked at my application to study #Geography. Then, eventually, concluded; "Sadly. He still seems to know both his letters & his numbers(!) " https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/id-say-hold-my-beer.html I've still no idea who the Doris' #Tutor was though.

C'ck! I Told You There Was A Lot Of Dust.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/blows-bust-off-october-5th.html Clearly. I meant to say; "Odinga."

Yeah. I'm Going To Need To Make Time To Pick Up Some Grooming Work.

https://news.sky.com/story/north-korea-fires-ballistic-missile-towards-sea-south-korea-says-13158861 https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-807514 Although, fair warning. My dogs are very naughty dogs. They respect me far more than they respect you. Seriously. They're very big dogs. Who do some very big sh'ts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9m7DsemnDc&pp (Black Velvet Band, The Irish Rovers, The, Official Audio).

*blows bust off october 5th.*

https://news.sky.com/story/kenya-protests-demonstrators-shot-dead-as-parliament-set-on-fire-after-contentious-tax-bill-passed-13158586 I see Ruto's; "Wah! Wah! Wah! Just Let Me Be In Charge!" policy is still intact. Although, looking at the topline of that Sky report. I really doubt Obama's half-sister has got enough heft to cause that sort of Structural Adjustment. Suggesting the faux pas must've occurred somewhere else. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/02/again-im-not-trying-to-be-aggressive.html Obviously. I've not had the time to properly assess the Loss & Damage. Let alone devise a Mechanism to deal with it. However, looking out across my perfectly trimmed, totally manicured lawn. To catch a whiff of the diaper one of the Fox brothers has deposited for his heat-filled sister, as it disintegrates. I can't say I'm completely opposed to such things being banned. Meanwhile, on a supermarket related note. Despite, clearly, not ownin...

We've Only Got To Survive Another Four Days!

https://news.sky.com/story/new-mpox-strain-clade-1b-most-dangerous-so-far-and-could-spread-internationally-scientists-warn-13158698 Then we'll be rid of; "Desperate, Attention Seeking Queer-Baiting Month." https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13556633/Maren-Morris-new-Julia-Michaels-duet-Cut.html Except for in Britain. Where, apparently, we've also got to suffer; "Desperate, Attention Seeking Queer-Baiting Month" in August too. Resulting in Spring blurring into an entire Summer of; "Desperate, Attention Seeking Queer-Baiting." Although, for better or worse. We now seem to have harmonised; "Let Us Know The Moment You're Ready To Contribute Something, Anything Month." https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/17/morgan-freeman-speaks-out-against-black-history-month-again/

Someone's Still Wildly Slashing Away At The Bails Then.

https://news.sky.com/story/afghans-celebrate-in-their-thousands-as-mens-cricket-team-reach-first-t20-world-cup-semi-finals-13158726 https://edition.cnn.com/2024/06/06/sport/usa-pakistan-t20-cricket-world-cup/index.html

You Can Certainly See Their Point!

https://news.sky.com/story/barcelonas-mayor-vows-to-abolish-short-term-holiday-lets-by-2028-13156971 https://news.sky.com/story/jay-slater-police-officers-searching-for-missing-british-teen-rescue-disorientated-scottish-hiker-who-got-trapped-in-ravine-13158519 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BaVb8LTooU&pp (Light Of A Clear Blue Morning, Dolly Parton, Audio, littlesparrow185).

You Need To Be A Lot More Nazi Than That For A Standing Ovation.

https://news.sky.com/story/tommy-robinson-arrested-over-immigration-offence-in-canada-13158512 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/i-wonder-what-will-be-written-above.html But; Ooh, get him(!) A passport and everything(!) https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/yeah-its-special-type-of-drunk.html

En Route To Where The Weather Is Known To Be Very Muggy.

https://news.sky.com/story/julian-assange-flies-out-of-uk-on-500-000-private-jet-after-being-freed-in-us-plea-deal-13158340

Oh. You'll Know When I've Got Coke, B'tch!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13561609/Doja-Cat-rocks-fake-bloody-nose-bandage-leotard-Portugal-show.html Thing's'll be a lot calmer. But did any of us ever mention? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13531089/Rihanna-brown-leather-coat-Santa-Monica.html Be afraid. Be very afraid! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13509081/Zendaya-Tom-Holland-picks-Romeo-Juliet-London.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/someone-must-be-using-lot-of-incense-to.html

Yep. Definitely Cider Weather.

https://news.sky.com/story/car-crashes-into-gates-of-pms-chequers-country-estate-13158704 https://news.sky.com/story/four-men-arrested-at-rishi-sunaks-north-yorkshire-home-13158703 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/today-is-new-day_25.html Magner's though, not Strongbow. Price point. https://news.sky.com/story/princess-annes-husband-sir-tim-laurence-arrives-at-hospital-to-visit-his-wife-13158540 Incidentally. Does Strongbow have an Israeli distributor? It really should. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytvhfn-JjiY&pp (Hot Asphalt, The Dubliners, Audio, ike busto villate).

The Newspaper For Thickos & Anti-Semites.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-802123 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/how-is-hamas-sling-and-his-apology-tour.html Very much the British version of the Washington Post.

Other Way Around,

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-802114 Hamas is funding Blinken. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/10/presumably-file-is-already-open-at.html And Ted Cruz isn't doing a damn thing about it.

While The UN Is Perfectly Happy To Leave It Piled Up Inside The Border.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-802050 It doesn't matter to them what happens to the Palestinians. Just as long as they get to blame the Jews!

It Must Be Hard For A Jew, Defending Hamas.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-801970 Constantly demanding Israel's surrender.

So The Organising Groups Are To Be Prosecuted Under The Civil Rights Act?

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-807411

I Wonder What Will Be Written Above The Entry Gate.

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-807421

They're Not Going To Get Anywhere Any Other Way.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-807595 I wonder what they're going to do to embarrass themselves next.

I Don't Think Anyone Was Arguing It Was A Success.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-807639 Particularly not those of us who remember under whose tenure the all consuming fixation on Hezbollah and the North took root.

So The US Can Get Hamas Representatives Kicked Out Of Countries Then.

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-807594  When the mood takes them.

Will There Be Any Actual Women In Trans-Pride Bikinis(?!)

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-807592 We're not saying they're very shallow people. However a banner with a 1 metre depth is a box.

Yeah. Macron's Brain Full-On Exploded.

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/article-807588 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/hmm-im-starting-to-think-certain.html He still seems to think surrender's just around the bend. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/monkey-see-monkey-do.html

'Misinformation' Used To Be Known As; "The Truth."

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-807587 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/darn-i-must-be-using-same-browser-as.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/10/yeah-but-germans-had-suffered-with-high.html

Perhaps It's Time For America To Be Explicit, On The Record.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/article-807517 It is abandoning its 9 month aspiration to keep the war with Hamas going for as long as it takes to expand it into a war with Iran.

Monkey See, Monkey Do.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-807650

In Gaza, Awaiting Israel's Surrender.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-807642 In case they still haven't realised how much they sound like a Hamas spokesman.

America Does Seem To Be Very Far Removed From The Situation.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-807627 But then it is happening in reality.

Nothing Turns Them On Like A Dead Palestinian.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-807566 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/anti-semitism-does-seem-to-be-her-only.html

At Least He Feels He Needs To Make Concessions In His Support For Hamas.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-807549 Although I'm confused why the EU feels it needs to keep him in post.

Today is a New Day.

Tuesday June 25th 2024 (25/6/24). It's probably best to just accept it now. It's going to be a silly one.

Perhaps Someone Should've Had A Better Awareness Of Their Place.

https://news.sky.com/story/princess-anne-in-hospital-with-minor-injuries-and-concussion-after-incident-13157870 Someone at a certain record company, maybe.

Even They Must've Realised They're Not Going Anywhere Any Other Way.

https://news.sky.com/story/madeleine-mccann-prime-suspect-in-childs-disappearance-could-be-freed-from-jail-within-months-13158210

They Certainly All Made A Meal Of It.

https://news.sky.com/story/euro-2024-uefa-says-no-delay-in-treating-injured-hungary-player-barnabas-varga-after-criticism-13158106

And Has He Been Put Out Of His Misery Yet?

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-801877 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/they-both-seem-pretty-hopeless-without.html It seems more humane than leaving his hopelessly out of his depth.

I Don't Think There Was Ever Any Serious Suggestion Of That.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-801846 Although there does seem to be a lot of not at all serious people out there.

Shouldn't Hamas' Allies Be Better Explaining The Severity Of Its Situation.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-801847 If, in fact, they are even capable of grasping it themselves.

Turning Over A New Leaf.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-801726 Of course prior to the election being called there was a rumour doing the rounds. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/well-that-certainly-sounds-familiar.html Hardly the sort of thing that gets people up out of their seats.

And People Should Know What "Ceasefire" Means In That Context.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-801750

I'm Surprised They Were Able To Find A Stage To Call For Israel's Surrender.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/article-801660

Hopefully That Means They're About To Start.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-807539 Rather than playing kiss-chase with Hamas across Gaza's zones. As they've been doing so far.

Not To Mention Wholly Beyond The Scope Of The Authority Of Any Court.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-801557

It's Hard To Know Whether To Laugh Or Just Feel Sorry For Them.

https://www.jpost.com/diaspora/article-807422

It's Certainly Where Israel's Enemies Have Placed Their Hopes Since.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/article-807398 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/05/must-we-reiterate-our-question.html

Does That Mean The US Is Going To Abandon The Last 9 Months Of Its 'Strategy?'

https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/defense-news/article-807449 Drop its demands for a surrender and finally let Israel defeat Hamas.

Not That One.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-807450

As A Bit Of Reality Starts To Creep In.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-807487

Starting From Rafah There's A Lot Of North To Go.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-807390

They Did Manage To Miss Their Targets By A Wide Margin.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-807426 Several countries almost. As least now they're out of the cockpit they can focus on the apology tour. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/which-hardly-seems-particularly.html

Which Hardly Seems Particularly Patriotic.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-807441 Given that the hostages are still being held in Gaza and the North is under attack.

And The US Is Desperate To Make That Dream A Reality.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-807399 Particularly if it can blame it on the devil Jews.

There's Nothing They Can Say In Their Own Defence.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-807365

Today is a New Day.

Monday June 14th 2024 (24/6/24). And now Britain gets to complain that it's not raining. At least until tomorrow.

Were They Worried Their Campaign Was Going Too Well?

https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/21/rfk-jr-campaign-paid-russell-brand-production-company-68k-appearance/#continued

Now That's My Type Of Rehab.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/19/conor-mcgregor-first-public-appearance-michael-chandler-fight-called-off-black-forge-inn-injury/#continued Guinness set out to make a beer with 4.1% alcohol. Then just stopped there. Although even they're trying to deny their involvement with Harp/Kaliber. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYjFStlZh9s&pp (Hop House 13 "Sorry" Ad, Video, Rattling Stick). Of course amid all this summer talk about isotonic sports drinks. It turns out non-alcoholic beer is actually a really good isotonic sports drink. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/19/sports/olympics/germany-olympics-beer.html It's certainly got a lot less sugar in it than Gatorade etc. Although I do find that a little bit of alcohol does help as a muscle relaxant.

And How Many Bandmates Has He Killed This Week Then(?!)

https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/23/foo-fighters-dave-grohl-taylor-swift-eras-tour-london/#continued Seriously. In loading up my new Mp3 player I took a conscious decision not to include the one Foo Fighters album I seem have in my possession. I'm pretty sure it's the reason the last one committed suicide.

He's Still Not Managed To Sort Her Out Then.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13560861/Travis-Kelce-Taylor-Swift-Wembley-delight-crowd-Andrew-Scott-Paul-McCartney.html https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13560189/Taylor-Swift-fans-CONVINCED-going-announce-recording-album-Reputation-night-Wembley-Stadium-Sunday.html https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13559513/Taylor-Swift-Kim-Kardashian-diss-track-Eras-Tour-London.html

But, Like Most Things From Scotland.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/appropriately-ive-finally-got-around-to.html It mostly tastes of sadness.

They Were Supposed To Wait From The Upgrade.

https://news.sky.com/story/israeli-soldiers-strapped-injured-palestinian-to-jeep-after-west-bank-arrest-raid-13157408 Which is specifically designed for that purpose. https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-783134

Or, As It's Known In Summer School.

https://news.sky.com/story/father-trying-to-drown-children-at-connecticut-beach-detained-by-police-13157471 https://news.sky.com/story/woman-tried-to-drown-three-year-old-girl-in-alleged-racist-attack-in-texas-13157415  "A bit of a character!" https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/was-how-embarrassing-that-is-not.html

I Couldn't See What Was Wrong With Him, To Be Honest.

https://news.sky.com/story/concern-for-hungary-player-barnabas-varga-injured-in-crucial-match-against-scotland-13156600 Breathing, conscious, moving all extremities. Clearly not bleeding. But then I had just looked up from; https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryPorn/comments/et5gaj/a_marine_humvee_evacuating_a_casualty_iraq_603x394/

How Very NATO.

https://news.sky.com/story/russia-gunmen-open-fire-at-synagogue-in-deadly-shootings-dagestans-interior-ministry-says-13157723 https://news.sky.com/story/five-killed-in-ukrainian-strikes-on-sevastopol-russian-officials-say-amid-reports-of-panic-on-crimean-beach-13157617

Anti-Semitism Does Seem To Be Her Only Qualification.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-807246 There is an organisation which has been making widespread and systemic use of Human Shields throughout this conflict. It's the UN.  What she's complaining about there is a casualty being evacuated in what has been the standard manner for, at least, 80 years. https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryPorn/comments/et5gaj/a_marine_humvee_evacuating_a_casualty_iraq_603x394/ So soon after Donald Sutherland's death too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgcGOWaTPdU (M*A*S*H - Movie Theme Song - Opening Credits, Video, Misfittallica).

It's Nice To Know There's A Section Of Israeli Society Which Is Unaffected By The War.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-807271

Today is a New Day.

Sundat June 23rd 2024 (23/6/24). Every day off is just another day of stuff building up, innit.

Yeah. This Is Probably More Of A Danger For Non-Celebrities.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/19/jacob-elordi-targeted-sexually-explicit-deepfake-involving-minor/#continued A lot of celebrities' nudes were leaked alongside Jennifer Lawrence's. Including many, many pornstars. Something which stood out for its sheer stupidity. Rihanna's nudes were leaked. In order to damage control I had to, first, see what the damage was. Creating this awkward situation of Rihanna watching me seeking out and studying her nudes. Then me having to scream my reaction in my face. While I didn't have the same need to see them I noticed Lisa Kelly, a truck driver from the fly-on-the-wall documentary; "Ice Road Truckers" was also on the list. At the time I had a very good knowledge of the calibre of lawyer you're swiftly confronted with if you try doing something like that to Rihanna. I did wonder, as someone whose profile stemmed from the fact she isn't a celebrity, whether Lisa Kelly had anything like the level of protection. The challenge...

Bone, Minor Blood Vessels And Then Skin.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/18/howie-mandel-wife-accident-las-vegas-weed-gummies-tipsy-hotel/#continued Yep. That's going to bleed.

It's Strange The Penholders Would TikTok The Box Marked; "More Trouble."

https://news.sky.com/story/congo-militias-using-machetes-and-guns-leave-at-least-23-dead-in-attacks-on-villages-13157355

It's Just Embarrassing.

https://news.sky.com/story/pitch-invaders-keen-for-cristiano-ronaldo-selfies-disrupt-turkey-v-portugal-euro-2024-match-13157337 Yet still it continues. https://news.sky.com/story/madeleine-mccann-reservoir-search-ends-in-portugal-12889278

Which Hardly Sounds Like A Credible Story.

https://news.sky.com/story/israeli-tank-shells-hit-tent-camp-in-rafah-killing-at-least-25-say-gaza-health-officials-13156967 What with tanks not firing missiles, sound bombs or balls of fire. If there was any shooting rather than Hamas simply setting fire to the camp it was most likely Hamas rockets misfiring.

We're Yet To See Israel's, Or Anyone Else's, Security Improve.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-807194 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/another-nato-war-that-seems-to-be-going.html

I Can't Say That Anything Is Immediately Leaping Out At Me.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-807193 It doesn't even work as a Psychotic Little Outburst Friday jump-scare.

As The Problem Seems To Lie Elsewhere.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-807188

Clearly. Summer School Is A Prerequisite.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-807204 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/if-they-think-their-summer-school.html For some.

We Can Only Hope They're Now Only Going Through The Motions.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-807213 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/deeds-not-words.html

Today is a New Day.

Saturday June 22nd 2024 (22/6/24). If yesterday was the Northern Hemisphere's longest day.  Then today's definitely going to need to be the World's shortest.

I Certainly Remember Seeing Her Lady Parts.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/21/jennifer-lawrence-starring-new-movie-murder-mystery-inspired-real-housewives/#continued It's was a decade before could I talk to anyone about it(!)

In The World Of "Brooklyn Nine-Nine."

The "Amy Santigao" character is played by Melissa Fumero. Melissa Fumero has three children. We know this due to her uncanny ability to be 4-7 months pregnant during the filming of every season. A big part of the storyline of the show  this will they, won't they relationship between Amy Santiago and "Jake Perlata." Played by Andy Samberg. Amy & Jake start dating in Season 3. Which was the first season in which Melissa Fumero decided to become pregnant. After a few months of trying to hide it behind bulky costumes, big bags and standing desks. They finally decided; "F'ck it. We're not the sort of show that needs to explain why his brand new girlfriend is already, clearly, pregnant." So just went ahead with the script about the cruise ship that made her stick out in beachwear. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cruise_(Brooklyn_Nine-Nine)

Yeah. The Greens Used To Pick Up Such Things, Kerbside.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/well-wasnt-that-trip.html Not anymore though. For some reason.

This Is Me Holding Back.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13556633/Maren-Morris-new-Julia-Michaels-duet-Cut.html After all. It's entirely possible that a talentless hack needs attention, as she comes to terms with her burgeoning homosexuality. It's also entirely possible that such things need support. As they call attention to their latest rapist. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13460515/Sophia-Bush-engagement-rumors-Ashlyn-Harris.html So I shall refrain from using phrases such as; "*tuts* There's certainly a lot of D in The LGTBQ+ tonight(!)"  In which; "D=Desperate." Or;  "*shakes head* so much Faggatory in the Seminaries." Particularly while I'm trying to plan another trip down to 'Columbia Records.' In the hope of picking up some '#Rock' on the way back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDS7oGJ9fZI&pp (Hot Asphalt, The Wolfe Tones, Plaid, Official Audio).

And If Any Ridiculous Pronouns Still Want To Know What I Was Doing In The Early 2000's?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13556143/Jennifer-Garner-dons-Super-Woman-shirt.html Drugs. Lots and lots of really good drugs. Although not nearly as many as I *inaudible*. Seriously. I've recently re-discovered a ledger. Along with a pretty decent case against the Crown. As to why my; "Accounting 101" course suddenly stopped. Without qualification. To be fair. There were a few clues, out there. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13376871/halle-berry-menopause-dc-capitol-rally-protest.html https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13556235/jennifer-lopez-italy-vacation-selfies-ben-affleck-divorce-rumors.html

Obviously. The Entire Neighbourhood Knows Nothing Of Tuesday's Welfire Settlement.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/21/taylor-swift-puts-out-fire-gracie-abrams/#continued However if that desperate old hag does want to go bashing the (Arch) Bishop. With tall tales about her abusive husband getting all thirsty, again. Just tell him to pop round. We've certainly got 'Options On.' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaQetOuCJf8 (Alibi, Ella Henderson, Official Audio). And, unusually for that particular address. On an unrelated note. Yeah. I think my smoke alarm has gone a bit bonkers. Either that or everything we know about science is wrong. That metal pan with water boiling in it could absolutely, definitely, be about to burst into flames. Seriously though; "Oh honey." #HulkSmash! https://www.amazon.co.uk/s?k=fire+blanket

Yeah. I've Got A Manual For That.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/05/classic-eurovision-though.html Still. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZh8FUMkB_4&pp (Horder's Paradise, Coolio, But Mainly Stevie Wonder, Audio, DJ Classic Records).

Oh, This Isn't Eurovision Anymore.

https://news.sky.com/story/jay-slater-living-nightmare-hunt-for-missing-british-teenager-on-tenerife-continues-13156529 There's no actual rule stating that whatever it is. It needs to be in code. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cyI_aI8_iI&pp (The A Yellow Ribbon Round Ye Old Oak Tree, Little Sparrow, Official Audio). Yeah. There are currently 650 dolees in the House of Commons. 784 in the Lords. So if even one of them can't admit to; "Not Okay." I can only, strongly, advise the lot of them to, rapidly, reach a Settlement. https://news.sky.com/story/madeleine-mccann-reservoir-search-ends-in-portugal-12889278

I Shall Vote For Any Candidate Who Opposes The Tyrant & His War!

https://news.sky.com/story/general-election-2024-farage-says-west-and-nato-provoked-war-in-ukraine-13156787 Although probably not that one. It still seems like too much effort. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/id-say-hold-my-beer.html Us Farmers & Cityboys don't get out of bed for less than £20k an hour.

Seriously. You've Got To Worry About Some People.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/10/can-we-all-take-moment-to-fully.html It turns out Jennifer Lawrence's phone wasn't hacked. Like many, many others she'd allowed her then boyfriend to store her nudes on his Apple Cloud account. A password protected account that wasn't able to withstand a brute-force attack. Something which is the cyber-security equivalent of leaving Facebook open on your work computer while you go to the toilet. Only to return to discover that you're Gay! Anyway. This saw Jennifer Lawrence embark on a bit of a journey which arrived at her first officially released nude scenes in; "Red Sparrow" (2018). Confronting the vile, male abuser of women. With the assistance of Charlotte Rampling. Charlotte Rampling was much cited at the 2018 Oscars. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/10/the-stars-have-aligned-universe-has.html Although for her role in; "The Sense Of An Ending" (2017), rather than; "The Ni...

Yeah. It Was A Bit Traumatic For Me Too.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/did-i-ever-tell-you-how-i-stumbled-into.html The version of Twitter I was using at the time was convinced it was Instagram. So if you clicked on a "Trend" it would first show you all of the pictures in that trend. Only then would it show you the text of the Tweets. So bored, watching Match Of The Day (#MOTD) I clicked on Jennifer Lawrence's name, thinking she'd got a new haircut or something. Basically anything just to stop my knowledge of football being erased from my brain. I then had to scroll through each and every one of the sexually explicit nude pictures. Just to arrive at some sense of context. Initially I thought someone had hacked her phone, so I was all ready to go to war on her behalf. Personally I think even obtaining someone's phone number without their permission is a bit of an invasion of their privacy. Obviously the BlackBerry I was using at the time was being mirrored live into the Match Of The D...

Nowhere Near As Difficult As Hillarys Manage To Make It Look(!)

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/hmm-my-linen-closet-door-seems-to-have.html The Venetian blinds arrived on Wednesday (19/6). So I fitted it this afternoon. Fair play it was a single Venetian blind covering a single frame. Rather than three Roller blinds having to be arranged to cover bay windows. Still though. Several months versus about an hour. Plus where I had to invent clips for Hillarys' very expensive blinds. This £10 thing came with its own. Although I kind of which it hadn't. Finding a screwdriver narrow enough to fit the gap proved a challenge. In the end I ended up using a knife. So fitting the blind actually took about 20 minutes. While fitting that one, little clip took about 40 minutes. Despite coming from two different suppliers, using two different courier firms both blinds arrived in about of an hour. I think, technically, the bathroom one arrived first. Sending me into a bit of a hungover panic spiral. Until I reminded myself. That although I...

Well, It Certainly Cried When They Smacked It On The Back.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13241011/Emily-Atack-gives-birth-TV-star-welcomes-son-Barney-boyfriend-Alistair-Garner-says-dreams-come-true.html To clear the fluid from its lungs. But, for some reason, it's got 4 million toes! What(?!) I clearly said; "Incense." https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/someone-must-be-using-lot-of-incense-to.html After all. It's hardly the first time he's completely f'cked one of his own daughters.

I Could've Sworn It Was Osteotemplia.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13551279/Kourtney-Kardashian-reveals-emergency-fetal-surgery.html It's certainly how it's described in the Family Court. Now. Would anyone else like to audition? For the rule of; "My Least Favourite Kardashian." https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/11/i-guess-you-had-to-have-seen-it.html  After all. It's hardly my fault Blink 182 are a joke.

And How Is Kelly Rowland's Race Card Holding Up(?!)

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-801346 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/didnt-he-have-something-to-say-about.html  Still covering all sins.

Yeah, Gallant's Displaying Full-On Hamas Fanboy Type Thinking There.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/for-defence-minister-he-seems-to-have.html https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-801287 Every word out of their mouths is a magic spell, apparently. They simply say it and it instantly becomes true.

For A Defence Minister He Seems To Have Very Little Concept Of What He's Talking About.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-801284 You can't just click your fingers and create a civilian and governance infrastructure overnight. So a period of Israeli occupation in which gradually smaller battles are fought in the same areas was always inevitable. Ultimately it is the responsibility to the Palestinians and their allies to produce that infrastructure. It is him and others contributing to this notion that Israel can be forced to surrender and allow Hamas to re-emerge which is convincing they Palestinians and their allies that they don't need to get serious about planning for the post-Hamas era.

So Even Gantz Thinks Gantz's Ideas Are Terrible. When It Helps Further His Career.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-801248

Apparently The First Thing Delivered Was Egg To Face.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-807130 Seriously though. Israel is far exceeding its obligation to allow humanitarian aid in to the Gaza Strip. So if the International Criminal Court (ICC) still believes that there is a manmade famine in the Gaza Strip and that famine is being created to further a political or military objective. Then the ICC is under and obligation to prosecute those who are making that famine by failing to deliver that humanitarian aid.

1,000lb & 500lb Paveway Bombs As Just The Standard Tools Of The Trade.

https://www.jpost.com/american-politics/article-807134 They didn't even exist the last time there was a war in the Gaza Strip. So I've really got no idea what Biden is talking about. When he talks about them being used historically to deal with Rafah.

Which Rules Fatah Out.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-807128 As does their continued tolerance of Hamas in the West Bank.

I Wouldn't Go So Far As To Say The First 9 Months Have Been A Waste Of Time.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-807103 Israel has done much of the heavy lifting. However once it has, finally, achieved its Day 1 objective it will need to continue by doing the job properly.  Occupying the South, then establishing operational control over and occupying the Centre, then establishing and occupying the North. Then doing some intense, focused grass-cutting to rip Hamas out by the root. Needless to say. NATO still has a lot of questions about its response to 9/11. https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b&sca_esv=90dd98a2612e3d60&sca_upv=1&q=nation+building+afghanistan+iraq&oq=nation+building+afghanistan+iraq&aqs=heirloom-srp..0l5 To go along with its insistance that it doesn't need to enrol in summer school. 

Deeds, Not Words.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-807085 https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-807138 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/as-part-of-their-committment-to-stop.html Given that they seem to have realised that it will result in an intolerable amount of blame. I don't see why they're trying to shift that blame onto the devil Jews. Rather than simply stop pursuing it.

Today is a New Day.

Friday June 21st 2024 (21/6/24). Well. It is supposed to be the longest day.

If You Can't Deliver, Don't Promise.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13551899/Jenna-Dewan-gives-birth-Actress-43-welcomes-child.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/whens-it-coming-out.html Particularly as I think we're all a little bit interested to see how the writer's room is going to explain. After all it's not so close to "Brooklyn 99" that they can not bother and just stick her on a cruise ship in beachwear anyway.

Now. Where Do You Want These Blinds(?!)

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/did-i-ever-tell-you-how-i-stumbled-into.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-31QJXV3iA (Benedetta Official Trailer, Video, Pathe). Yeah. The structure is really basic. https://www.toffeetalk.com/topic/12306-the-nun-and-the-blind-man/ It's what you add to it that makes the shade.

Did I Ever Tell You How I Stumbled Into The Jennifer Lawrence Nudes Leak During Match Of The Day?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13549317/Arianne-Zucker-Donald-Trump-Billy-Bush-locker-room-talk-infamous-Grab-Access-Hollywood-clip.html *whispers* He's lying to you. https://x.com/GaryLineker/status/755543504084934656 You can tell from the way he supports the continued welfare payments to Alex Scott.

Oh, I'm Sure They've Got A Plan Of Their Own To Present.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/20/justin-timberlake-no-rehab-plans-fighting-dwi-world-tour/#continued Given how quite insistent they still are. That they don't need to enrol in summer school.

At Least I'm A Uniter Of People.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/05/apparently-they-can-all-still-breathe.html https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/20/justin-timberlake-dwi-arrest-body-cam-video-wont-be-released-during-investigation/#continued Seriously. Have you ever had one of those ones where both the police AND the suspects are filming you on their phones(?!) I have to conclude the robbery suspects must've had receipts for their phones. EIther that or the police have got mobile IMEI scanners to go along with their ANPR now.

Nope. That's Not The Eldest.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/19/ben-affleck-motorcycle-outing-with-son-during-jennifer-lopez-italy-vacation/#continued Nor the ugliest. Yeah. I've got no idea what's going on there. I just really hope I'm not involved. https://www.theguardian.com/film/2024/jan/25/jennifer-lopez-to-produce-bob-the-builder-movie https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13325159/Ben-Affleck-51-clean-shaven-face-makes-look-YEARS-younger-seen-1st-time-set-Accountant-2.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/05/yeah-gay-boy-nonsense-has-aged-out.html

Is It Wrong To Be A Little Bit Disappointed It Wasn't Suicide.

https://news.sky.com/story/donald-sutherland-hunger-games-and-kellys-heroes-actor-dies-13156125

I Somehow Doubt That Helped Improve Negotiations.

https://news.sky.com/story/tiktok-warns-of-us-ban-without-free-speech-court-ruling-13156264 Suggesting a Kill-Switch.

Darn! I Must Be Using The Same Browser As Catherine Colonna.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-801171 https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-801178 I can't see any of that(!) https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/yeah-they-have-figured-out-that-doesnt.html

They Certainly Couldn't Continue To Support Hamas If They Acknowledged The Fact There Is.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-801045 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/theyre-facts-which-dont-fit-with-fiction.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/the-international-criminal-court-is.html

They Said Wistfully.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-801069 Although they do seem to have since conceded that, along with the 2016/17 Battle of Mosul. That's not a topic they're even remotely qualified to argue with me on. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/presumably-theyre-already-demanding.html

Although It Is A Bit On The Low Side.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-801118

The Guardians Of The Geneva Conventions Really Should Know Better.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-801113 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/the-law-does-require-that-party-or.html

The Shield Is More Of A Mystery Than The Location.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-801074

They're Facts Which Don't Fit With The Fiction.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-807077 Of all Israelis being sunburnt European Jews clad in safari suits and pith helmets.

They Have Been Involved In Some Tit-ish Behaviour Of Late.

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/article-807069 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/at-least-hes-finally-left-his-post.html https://cyprus-mail.com/2024/04/14/british-aircraft-dispatched-from-akrotiri-after-iran-launches-attack-against-israel/

No. Hamas Is A Military Organisation.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-806958 If he doesn't realise that then he's in the wrong job. Although Hamas may be a military organisation rooted in ideas such as Political Islam, Colonialism and Anti-Semitism which are harder to defeat. However you can certainly deny those ideas bodies to occupy and weapons to hold. As happened in Europe in the 1940's. It took almost 80 years for those ideas to rise again to the point where they presented any sort of threat.

I Can Certainly Think Of A Way To Trim Their Window Of Opportunity.

https://www.jpost.com/diaspora/antisemitism/article-806976

And Are They Being Policed Like A Terrorist Group Yet?

https://www.jpost.com/bds-threat/article-806866

At Least He's Finally Left His Post.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-806872 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/the-international-criminal-court-is.html

Isn't That A Joke From; "The Marvellous Mrs Maisel"?

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-807070 The very Israeli Moshe Maisel carrying a rotary cutter around with him everywhere he goes. So he can hide his money in the walls of other people's houses. And as if to preove it's a World War Two thing rather than a Jew thing.  How do you convert withdrawn banknotes back into legal tender? Of course there is something about standing by a padlock with a slightly rusted woodchopper's axe in hand that makes you realise. Padlocks aren't really locks.

They've Been In Government Locally For, What Seems Like, Ever.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-807067 https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-807070 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/yet-i-never-did-get-invited-to-join-club.html So them being in government nationally isn't likely to make a blind bit of difference to me. But then all politicians are always the ones with their hands out. Demanding something from me.

While The Little Messiah Continues To Push For A Phased Israeli Surrender In Time For Eid.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806995

The International Criminal Court Is Under An Obligation To Prosecute.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-806967 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/and-thats-columbia-university-talking.html The US could have saved itself a lot of time and money if it had met that obligation much sooner.

I Assume Torres Is Demanding Similar Discipline From Within His Own Ranks.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-806961 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/while-her-support-for-rape-genocide.html Although if they are going to behave that shamefully. Why shouldn't it cut through with the electorate?

It Seems To Be The Bestselling Book There.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-806949

It Does Seem Like A Massive Overreaction.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-806945 Particularly if the threat is only some mild rocket fire. Israel has sophisticated air defence and warning systems. Along with plenty of bomb shelters for its civilian population. Plus the surrender playbook has left government now.

Israel Did Start Expressing Some Interest In A Successful Outcome Again Back On June 8th.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806989 Even it seems yet to have taken root across all sections of society.  A more explicit apology tour by Hamas' Sling would certainly help.

While Her Support For Rape & Genocide Seems To Be Genuine & Deeply Held.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806997

After 9 Months They Should Be Further Along Than Close.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806982 And the US really should've worked out that it's being lied to.

As Part Of Their Committment To Stop The Conflict From Spreading.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806973

Another NATO War That Seems To Be Going On Forever.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806951 Perhaps it should start targeting them for reasons other than to produce an occassional talking point. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/im-sure-theyll-meet-their-quota-this.html

Today is a New Day.

Thursday June 20th 2024 (20/6/24) At least once I get past the gym the rest of my day is going to be desk based.

They Can't Still Be Debating If They Need To Sort Themselves Out.

https://news.sky.com/story/met-police-close-protection-officer-arrested-and-suspended-over-alleged-bets-on-election-date-13155548

It Seems A Decision That's Hard To Feel Comfortable With.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/17/president-biden-secret-service-agent-robbed-gunpoint-california-trip-tustin/#continued

As He Remains Confident He Can Get The Surrender In Place By Eid.

https://www.jpost.com/american-politics/article-806793

Not An Arm Itself.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/politics-and-diplomacy/article-806777 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/hamas-sling-needs-to-step-up-his.html Just something that supports it.

Well. They've Been Incorrectly Spelling The First Two Words In Their Name For A While Now.

https://www.jpost.com/diaspora/antisemitism/article-806827 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/youd-assume-hes-already-reconsidering.html

And That's Columbia University Talking!

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-806739 Of course the ICC's jurisdiction is, by design, not limited to nation states. So if it has evidence that international bodies and NGO's are deliberately causing a famine then it will have to prosecute.

It Seems A Pretty Short Discussion.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806938 Perhaps France might want to replicate it on the international stage. https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-806920

They're Certainly Not Being Motivated By An Altruistic Concern For Jews.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806934

Presumably They're Already Demanding That Israel Doesn't Repeat The Error.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806812 Despite them not knowing what the error is.

They Should Focus More Of Their Energies On Enrolling In Summer School.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806805 After all. If Israel doesn't heed their demands to surrender at Rafah. Then that's likely to become an even bigger waste of money.

Whilst Simply Not Surrendering is Also An Option.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806802

Today is a New Day.

Wednesday June 19th 2024 (19/6/24). Yeah, I'm going to be invoking my right to a half-day. Even if we do have some good news on the gash. It's been upgraded to a Band-Aid.

It's A White Plaster, Upon A White Finger.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/and-continuing-my-rather-dubious-100.html Yet people will still be commenting on it tomorrow. Particularly if they're asking me to type, or swipe something.

"Persistant Marijuana Use."

Now, isn't there a fecking dream(?!) https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13544789/Firerose-accuses-Billy-Ray-Cyrus-psychological-abuse-claims-filed-divorce-just-one-day-scheduled-undergo-double-mastectomy.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-XjUvFk_mQ&pp (A Walk In The Light Green, Vagabond Crew, Behind, Audio, Topic).

Doing More Locals Than Zelensky.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13544171/Taylor-Swift-era-Cardiff-speaking-WELSH-tour.html

But Has His Coping Saw Arrived Yet(!!)

https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/16/jennifer-lopez-wishes-ben-affleck-happy-fathers-day-separation/#continued #NoSpoilers! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekBJPe8ErE0&pp (Wings Of A Dove, Byron Lee & The Dragonaires, Ft. The Blues Buster, Music, Audio, Topic). Yeah. Just present me with your eldest child. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13481681/Ben-Afflecks-child-Fin-debuts-RED-hair-sister-Violets-graduation-Jennifer-Lopezs-daughter-Emme-REMOVED-flesh-tunnels.html I'm sure I can, totally, fix it for the tree of you there(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiATQ04pH14&pp (Chasing Any Official Trailer #1, Video, Movieclips).

Obviously, It's Not A Boast.

In fact, even at this age. I might still be able to dress it up as a protest against the #PinkTax. Anyway. Somewhere back in this latest lunar cycle I brought some curtain hook sliders from Amazon. I also got a three pack of; "Rubber Gloves." Obviously. Doing dishes is women's work. So if you want; "Washing-Up Gloves." Then you can just pick them up from your local supermarket. In a range of sizes from; "X-Small" to; "Large." In the traditional Yellow or, if you insist, Pink. However. If you need Rubber Gloves in; "X-L Size" then, clearly, you're a boy. So you can only get them in Black. Specially, off the Internet. Yeah. I kinda broke Amazon. Searching for; "Eyelets."

Yeah. It's A Special Type Of Drunk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzNXxP0Yk7Q (Gordon Brown's 2009 G20 Climate Camp, 9 Minute Video, James Bayliss-Smith). So I guess we're going to have to start making all sorts of accommodations. For the Double-Barrelled(!) Needless to say. Some of us had to leave early. #Church. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genocide_Act_1969 https://www.ohchr.org/en/instruments-mechanisms/instruments/rome-statute-international-criminal-court

Yet I Never Did Get Invited To Join; "The Club."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c977vyv1yr7o https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Verge_(film) Despite all the custody notices. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13544823/Justin-Timberlake-exchange-police-officer-Hamptons-DUI.html Not to mention; "The Police Finger." You remember, on the leftwing. The one just between the; "Index" and; "Ring." The middle phalange got a bit twisted up during a baton charge. In, roughly, February 2003. Then, almost exactly a decade later. The distal phalange got a bit twisted up during the last stop of Rihanna's last World Tour. Twisted up in the opposite direction. Finally helping to even things out, a bit. Anyway. Now we're talking about it. Prior to attending horse school with 50% of my mothers. I decided to add some security devices to 100% of my father's property. #NoSpoilers(!) However. If you ever do find yourself needing to drill into a wooden interior door. What you're supposed to do ...

Yeah. There's More Than One Type Of; "Rehab."

https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/18/conor-mcgregor-not-in-rehab-chael-sonnen-claim-incorrect/#continued https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13543859/Nina-Dobrev-seen-struggling-crutches.html I should know. I've still got the the pay slips to prove it.

If They Package It Up As A Gift.

https://news.sky.com/story/mysterious-monolith-discovered-in-desert-near-las-vegas-13155171 Then maybe they might get to hear a bell unring(!) https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/12/today-is-new-day_6.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fel7_Kvf8P0&pp (The Auld Triangle, Dropkick Murphys, Official Audio).

I'd Say; "Hold My Beer!"

https://news.sky.com/story/justin-timberlakes-mugshot-released-after-his-arrest-13154665 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/appropriately-ive-finally-got-around-to.html Except he can't seem to hold his own. So basically he was aiming for the apex. Then just went straight past it. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/the-trauma-of-being-white-straight.html Although I maintain that there is a much better, if more obscure version of those adverts the gambling industry chooses to make. In order to head off a debate over whether the UK government should insist they make them. It's a version of the BBC's "Football Focus" program set in Eurasia, Eastasia, Turkmenistan, Tajikistan, Kazakhstan or some equally, totally made up nonsense country. They're previewing a tie between two obscure, borderline non-league sides. Basically one step up from of group of mates having some Sunday fun in a local park. When suddenly they Zoom over to a Briti...

And Continuing My Rather Dubious 100% Record.

I did all that. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/yeah-i-didnt-get-to-finish-deep-clean.html Then sliced the knuckle of my scrolling finger on a glass while doing the dishes. It's not at all serious. However it is a razor sharp cut on an area which is basically bone, minor blood vessels and then skin. Having already bled through two Band Aids, one on top of the other. I'm now going to try a dressing pad and micropore tape. After rinsing it with surgical alcohol. Now. Do you need me to type that swear word out for you? Or could you hear it from all the way over there!

Meh, I Win.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13540593/Chrissy-Teigen-fans-left-horrified-dirty-bathwater-husband-John-Legend-shares-video-naked-tub.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/yeah-i-didnt-get-to-finish-deep-clean.html From the state of my bogeys I'm starting to think I should have gone with an N95 mask. Alongside the eye protection. Yeah. Between Euros & me, my house is gross. Yet they're still adamant they don't need to enrol in summer school(!) https://www.jpost.com/health-and-wellness/mind-and-spirit/article-806562

Yeah. I Didn't Get To Finish The Deep Clean.

I got distracted by putting up an IKEA-esque bookcase. Also. Do you remember the final day of COP27? When buying an off-brand upright vacuum cleaner suddenly became the most important thing in the entire World. Then we waited a week until Black Friday. Buying a gold-standard Dyson, for less money than the knock-off. Well. That Dyson has now, finally, been mounted to the wall. Elevating from its previous, very breakable, storage space in the middle of the floor. So I'm hoping the third of the deep clean I did get done might actually take this time. And I was further distracted by the surprise, early arrival of my new double bin. Essentially it's two bins, one lid. Although there's hardly a warranty to void. One bin is for unspecified household recyclables. While the other is for non-recyclables, aka; "Your Mum." It reminds me of about a third of an idea I was definitely going to find the time to patent. Back in 2004, when kerbside recycling was nothing more than a ...

I Assume That Requires The Dismissal Of Certain Staff Members.

https://www.jpost.com/diaspora/antisemitism/article-806671

Yet Was Still Unable To Describe Hamas As An Acceptable Loss.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806689

Any Excuse To Help Hamas Cling On To Its Human Shields.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-806690 As we watch all that rage about a man-made famine suddenly disappear.

The Defence Ministry Shouldn't Need A Court To Remind It.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806702 https://www.jpost.com/international/article-806496 It should have known its outburst was stupid before it made it.

If Only The Western World Would Engage In Such Soul Searching.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806669

Hamas' Sling Needs To Step Up His Apology Tour.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806653 Start undoing the damage he's done to Israel.

It's Certainly A Strange Lead To Follow.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806605 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/yeah-theyve-had-too-much-sugar-not.html

Today is a New Day.

Tuesday June 18th 2024 (18/6/24). Bathroom offensive aside. Today should be the last of the deep cleaning.

Domestic Violence Vs. Peadophilia.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/17/fat-joe-chris-brown-rihanna-michael-jackson/#continued What a choice!

No-One In Attendance Can Feel Comfortable With Their Decision.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/17/biden-freezing-fundraiser-conservatives-liberals-clash-obama-election/#continued

I'm Still Pretty Sure They're Waiting On The Delivery Of A Gift.

https://news.sky.com/story/tesla-cybertruck-buyers-reporting-delivery-delays-over-windscreen-wipers-issue-13154258 Although I have just remembered that I was contemplating buying a squeegee to clean windows with. Then remembered I already had one. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/hmm-my-linen-closet-door-seems-to-have.html Also that trick with the drone was used in a recent episode of; "S.W.A.T." https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/obviously-its-islamic-state.html The one with the journalist who recently caught some shrapnel in Gaza and had to return home to recuperate. https://swatcbs.fandom.com/wiki/Family_Man Which certainly helps place their trauma. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/11/i-guess-you-had-to-have-seen-it.html I have to say that Shawn Ryan produced TV shows probably aren't the best guide for how to free the hostages by defeating Hamas. But if you are going to insist on using one. You need to stick with; "...

Clearly. Not A Loss To The Intelligence Community.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-801043

Just Because They're Utterly Useless. It Doesn't Mean Everyone Else Is.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-801069 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/as-12th-anniversary-of-death-of-osama.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/did-it-contain-those-missing.html It certainly looks to me as though they're absolutely desperate to unring that bell. At least find out what mistakes they made.

Hot On Lazzarini's Trail?

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-801018

There's Certainly More That Can Be Done To Eliminate The Widespread Perception Of An Imminent Israeli Surrender.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-800991 Particularly on the part of the Israelis themselves.

It's The Last Point At Which The US Thinks It Can Force Israel To Surrender.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-800944 They thought they would be able to impose that surrender after the devil Jews had sated their bloodlust in the North. They were wrong. They thought they thought they could impose that surrender after the devil Jews had sated their bloodlust in the Centre. They were wrong.  Once the South is under Israeli control the only way the US will be able to preserve any remnant of Hamas is by pivoting and imposing a surrender on Hamas.

The Problem Is The Continued Delay In Getting To The Day, Not The Day After.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-800912 No-one's going to sign up to any plan while Israel is helping to contibute to this widespread expectation that it's just going to surrender and let Hamas return.

So Why Is He And Hamas So Desperate To Stop It From Happening Then?

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-800917

As The 12th Anniversary Of The Death Of Osama bin Laden Approaches.

Even the US must've begun to develop an inkling of one of the mistakes it made it response to 9/11. https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-800841 https://www.reuters.com/world/africa/al-qaeda-affiliate-claims-responsibility-burkina-attack-that-killed-over-100-2024-06-16/ The sort of mistake that Israel really can't afford to repeat.

Could It Be Time For A Pivot?

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-800741 Even they must've realised that by continuing to make ill-concieved and unrealistic demands they're only fanning the stupidity and setting themselves up for humilation. So maybe it's time for them to start saving face. At least pretend that they wanted Hamas gone and the hostages freed from the start.

And Is 'Suicide Sam' Still At USAID?

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-800748 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/tuts-isnt-three-absolute-states-enough.html

Whereas It Struck Me As An Attempt To Look A Bit Dim.

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-800764

Meaning There Is Now Only One Cabinet In Israel.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/article-806556 The US and others will have to start negotiating with that cabinet.

Then Hold And Push North, I Would Assume.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-806594 In the spirit of ripping it out and doing it again properly. Although I understand the problem. The listless nature of operations of late has gnawed away at my deferrence.

Remember To Like & Share(!)

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-806480

Yep. They're All Over The Place At The Moment.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806570 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/yeah-theyve-had-too-much-sugar-not.html It seems unlikely they're going to sort themselves out any time soon.

Without Anyone Having To Do Anything Further?

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806572 That's a bit of luck. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/it-must-be-different-article-4-from-one.html

Small Gestures From Small People.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806527 https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/china-papua-new-guinea-talks-policing-security-cooperation-minister-2024-01-29/

Obviously, It's The Islamic State.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806368 However, even with my planned bathroom offensive, everything else does feel like a bit a of a stretch.

Hmm. My Linen Closet Door Seems To Have Joined NATO.

In the sense that it's become completely unhinged. Something I've delayed mentioning. In no small part due to the effort involved in explaining what a; "Linen Closet" is. Like most houses of this age I've got a hot water tank. Which is a tank used to heat and then store hot water. This is both delicate and ugly to look at. So most people build a closet around it. Obviously the hot water tank gives off heat. So you can use the upper part of the closet to dry and air clothes and other linens. In my case the door to the upper part of the closet is held to the frame by two hinges. Or at least it was until last Monday (10/6) when, for reasons I still don't know, the screws holding the upper hinge to the frame ripped themselves out of the wood. Now this is a solid wooden door. Essentially an interior room door, only about a third of the length. It's the sort of heavy thing you definitely don't want landing on you. So, for safety, I had to immediately remove ...

Today is a New Day.

Monday June 17th 2024 (17/6/24). There's still no shortage of reading for me to catch up on.

The Trauma Of Being White, Straight & Talented.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/16/caitlin-clark-angel-reese-sky-fever-flagrant-foul/#continued To be fair though. You do realise that not only are you watching Basketball. You're actually watching women's Basketball(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5Z9lKvK38I (Bad Betty Football, Video, The CornerLDN).

Obviously. I've Been Paying This Absolutely Zero Attention.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/16/taylor-swift-joe-alwyn-liverpool-emotional-concert/#continued I've got far better things to do with my time. Did I mention how I spent half an hour watching a Spider trap and then kill a Bee? Then spent the rest of the day having an ethical dilemma about whether to applaud the Spider or warn the other Bees. However.  If she broke up with a guy because he was suffering from actual Clinical Depression. Then decided to cash in by making a mockery of his Clinical Depression the centrepiece of the a'se end of her World tour. Then I'm like; "Yeah. It's going to take a whole tonne of Rainbow Flags to cover that up."

Yeah. Just Stick To Tennis, Sweetheart.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/appropriately-ive-finally-got-around-to.html It's more your speed.

Appropriately. I've Finally Got Around To Trying; "Lost Lager."

From the BrewDog brewery in Ellon, Aberdeenshire. https://www.skysports.com/football/news/12017/13151872/euro-2024-germany-5-1-scotland-10-player-scots-humiliated-by-hosts-in-opening-match Back in August 2023 England changed the way it levies alcohol duty. Starting to tax beer and wine according to their alcohol content. Rather than taxing all products in each category equally. Prior to that Britain's main beers; "Stella Artois," Kronenberg 1664," "Heineken," "Budweiser," "San Miguel" etc were all at or above 5% alcohol. In response to the change the makers of those beers kept brewing them to the same recipe. Then boiled them to reduce the alcohol content and thus tax payable. With the exception of San Miguel and Heineken 4.6% seems to be the alcohol content they've settled on. The result is dreadful. As with any other pot you've left on the hob for too long. With its Lost Lager BrewDog devised a recipe for a lager with a 4.6% al...

May I Introduce Them To A Concept Known As; "Vetting."

https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/15/diddy-return-key-new-york-city-cassie-assault-video-mayor-eric-adams/#continued

You'd Hope That Level Of Access Would Buy You Some Cut Through.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/16/biden-obama-jimmy-kimmel-trump-la-fundraiser-george-clooney/#continued https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13529813/inside-biden-g7-summit-tired-focus-wandering-off.html

But, Ultimately, Really Enjoys The Attention.

https://news.sky.com/story/mastermind-presenter-clive-myrie-left-shaken-by-death-threats-and-racist-abuse-13153781 Any attention.

If Only A Goat Could Make It Through Qatari Hotel Security.

https://news.sky.com/story/palestinians-gather-at-ruined-mosque-for-eid-al-adha-prayers-as-muslims-celebrate-around-the-world-13153861

So They're Finally Going To Respect Russia & The Donbas Republics(?!)

https://news.sky.com/story/significant-support-for-ukraine-at-peace-summit-but-key-nations-hesitate-13153933

Yeah. They've Had Too Much Sugar & Not Enough Ritalin.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806437 https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/28437627/full-strength-beer-banned-england-serbia-euros-ultra-violence/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/did-it-contain-those-missing.html

Now Hamas' Sling Has Gone They Can Start Drawing Up A Proper, Military Plan.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806375 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/it-could-well-be-accidental.html

Presumably With The Lights On.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-806346 In order to catch any masturbators.

Does That Include His Own?

https://www.jpost.com/diaspora/antisemitism/article-806265

And Was Immediately Routed.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-800628 Despite the best efforts of the police.

Although It Very Strongly Indicates That The US Has.

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-800650 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/is-international-criminal-court-not.html

If Only They'd Realised What He Is Sooner.

https://www.jpost.com/diaspora/article-800542

It Must Be A Different Article 4 From The One Published.

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-800482 The Article 4 published sets the conditions of being peace-loving and able to meet the obligations of the UN Charter. Including respect for the territorial integrity of their neighbours. So excludes anyone who shelters Hamas.

It's Almost As If They Wrote It For Him.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806401

Today is a New Day.

Sunday June 16th 2024 (16/6/24). I don't think I've ever been this sore returning to the gym after a break.

It Could Well Be Accidental.

https://news.sky.com/story/eight-israeli-soldiers-killed-inside-gaza-as-palestinian-death-toll-tops-37-000-13153582 It must be said that the IDF doesn't have the best record on safely handling explosives in the field. Plus it was in the air. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/did-it-contain-those-missing.html I would ask why they we're carrying out a SWAT police style raid. Rather than a military operation. Except I already more than know the answer. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/were-yet-to-hear-us-describe-hamas-as.html

Hitler's Certainly Famous For Demanding People De-Nazify.

https://news.sky.com/story/zelenskyy-dismisses-putin-ceasefire-offer-as-he-says-hes-on-same-path-as-hitler-13153241

Scream If You Want To Enrol In Summer School!

https://news.sky.com/story/firefighters-rescue-28-people-stuck-upside-down-on-oregon-ride-13153377 Also. Actually enrol in summer school.

How Is Hamas' Sling And His Apology Tour Going.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806262 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/05/and-having-been-made-aware-of-lachin.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/its-still-not-enough-for-them-to-scream.html

Hmm. Israel Can't Still Be Looking To Them For Leadership.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806311 All they're telling you there is what they're most afraid of.

I'm Sure They'll Meet Their Quota, This Time(!)

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806253 https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806259 https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806305

Yeah. Judge People By Their Deeds, Not Their Words.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806291 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/while-still-hoping-that-if-israel-is.html  Some people will say all sorts of things about their past performances. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/did-it-contain-those-missing.html

It's Still Not Enough For Them To Scream About How Much They Need To Enrol In Summer School.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806274 They actually need to enrol in summer school.

While Still Hoping That If Israel Is Dumb Enough To Surrender.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806274 Then it'll be dumb enough to swallow their playbook whole.

Did It Contain Those Missing Embarrassment Glands(?!)

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806271  Meanwhile. On a completely unrelated note. Is NATO really quite sure is doesn't want to learn the mistakes it made in response to 9/11? Before demanding that Israel doesn't repeat them. https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/supporters-storm-munich-fanzone-after-33034579 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV4AycIIq-Q&pp (Don't Tear Us Apart, Dropkick Murphys, Audio, GNRDisturbedSlash).

Aren't We All Hoping They Find A Summer School Prepared To Take Them.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806258 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/04/yeah-we-have-to-assume-pressure-got-to.html

If They Think Their Summer School Application Will Be Processed By Then.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806247

*tuts* Isn't Three Absolute States Enough For Some People(!)

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806239 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/i-assume-that-hes-already-cleared-his.html

Today is a New Day.

Saturday June 15th 2024 (15/6/24). Yeah. I need to get back to the gym. If only to give me more laundry to do.

11:59 Is Not Midnight!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0MbLCpYJPA&pp (American Fiction Official Trailer, Video, Amazon MGM Studios). Feel free to remind me of that, later on today. It definitely deserved to be in the mix though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrm2B0lhvYc&pp (Holiday In Cambodia, Dead Kennedy's, Convenience, Audio, Topic).

Gravity's Only There To Keep The Black Man Down!

https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/14/terrence-howard-jim-crow-laws-mathematics-hiding-truth/#continued

There's No Rush. Catholic Funeral Masses Have Been Known To Drag On For A Bit.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/14/billy-ray-cyrus-accuses-wife-firerose-unauthorized-credit-card-charges/#continued https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/shakes-head-theres-not-enough-incense.html Seriously. They seem to have had them ripped right out of them! https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/hmm-they-mustve-had-their-embarrassment.html

Very Method.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/14/jonathan-majors-girlfriend-meagan-good-new-movie-domestic-abuse-assault-trial/#continued

*shakes head* There's Not Enough Incense In The World To Cover Up The Stench Of Desperation.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/13/president-biden-present-saw-dog-commander-bite-secret-service-agents/#continued https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/the-mathletes-certainly-havent-been.html

They've Never Forgiven Them For Changing The Logo.

https://news.sky.com/story/latitude-festival-drops-barclays-as-sponsor-after-acts-pull-out-13153036 https://www.standard.co.uk/hp/front/barclays-could-drop-eagle-logo-because-of-nazi-connotations-6591588.html

Is This The Non-Contest Declaration We're All Still Waiting For?

https://news.sky.com/story/conor-mcgregors-ufc-303-comeback-fight-cancelled-over-injury-13152841

No-One In South Africa Has Ever Lived In A Democracy.

https://news.sky.com/story/south-africas-anc-reaches-deal-with-opposition-to-form-unity-government-13152943 What normally happens in a democracy is that you stand back and watch the doomed coalition implode. The opposition being absorbed into the single party state certainly doesn't sound like the path towards democracy.

Hmm. They Must've Had Their Embarrassment Glands Removed.

https://news.sky.com/story/kate-princess-of-wales-says-shes-not-out-of-the-woods-in-health-update-as-royal-releases-new-picture-13153098

If His Apology Tour Is To Continue It Will Have To Become Much More Explicit.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806132 We will need to hear the words; "I am sorry for conspiring with Hamas against Israel." https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/again-how-was-gantz-able-to-damage-them.html  

We're Yet To Hear The US Describe Hamas As An Acceptable Loss.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-806221 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/well-if-its-in-washington-post.html Let alone a desirable one.  

I Wonder If She's Feeling 'Threatened' Yet.

https://www.jpost.com/bds-threat/article-806156 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/05/making-quite-splash-on-tiktok.html  They've only got themselves to blame. Insisting on picking up the detritus of Fenian Street. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/i-doubt-theyll-be-able-to-get-dead.html

The Gift That Keeps Giving.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-806030

An Improbable Level Of Incompetence.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-800497 He and Hamas may worship indiscriminate slaughter. Everyone elese prefers to be able to hit what they're aiming at. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/is-international-criminal-court-not.html

The Sort Of Expert Who's Available In The Middle Of The Day.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-800371 https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/02/world/middleeast/qassem-soleimani-iraq-iran-attack.html

Is The International Criminal Court Not Going To Intervene?

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-800328 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/i-thought-they-wanted-to-minimise.html Obviously we have to factor in an almost improbably high level of incompetence. However this all seems like an attempt to maximise the suffering of Palestinian civilians. Either to protect a Genocidal group or just because dead babies seem to really turn some people on.

I Thought They Wanted To Minimise The Impact On Civilians Of The Rafah Operation.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-800332 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Push_and_pull_factors_in_migration Not maximise it. After all. Attempting to maximise the impact on civilians or prevent it all together through the use of Human Shields. That's an indictable War Crime.

You'd Assume He's Being Held Alongside The Hen's Teeth And Unicorn Tears.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806219

Today is a New Day.

Friday June 14th 2024 (14/6/24). We can only hope the start of the Euros counts as enough psychosis for the G7.

Nor Is He Planning To Pay Back Any Of That Money.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/12/wisconsin-superintendent-baraboo-school-graduation-breaks-silence-dad-apology/#continued

Let Us Know The Moment It Starts Happening The Other Way Around.

https://news.sky.com/story/transgender-swimmer-lia-thomas-cant-compete-in-olympics-after-losing-legal-fight-against-sports-governing-body-13152276

The Mathletes Certainly Haven't Been Having The Best Time Of It.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/13/nasa-accidental-broadcast-simulation-distressed-astronauts-audio/#continued https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/wow-so-g7s-really-going-for-ambience-of.html

Someone Must Be Using A Lot Of Incense To Still Think That's A Question.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13526593/Miley-Cyrus-names-star-likes-hang-not-Katy-Perry-Taylor-Swift.html Incidentally Rihanna is only four years older than Miley Cyrus. I know this. As there's a very specific age at which people tend to get shoved in my direction. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYzIOBwyhIU&pp (Back To Black, Official Trailer, Video, Focus Features).

Again. How Was Gantz Able To Damage Them To The Extent They Don't Know It's A Means To An End?

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-800356 Rather than a binary choice between two divergent paths.  Prior to achieving its Day 1 objective of taking full operational control over the Philadelphi Corridor Israel had no way of stopping Hamas taking the hostages out of Gaza and hiding them anywhere in the whole wide world. I assume Gantz is going to want to apologise for the 8 month delay in achieving that priority objective during his round of interviews. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/perhaps-hamas-sling-would-be-better.html

Under The; "Wah! Wah! Wah! The Genocidaire Doesn't Like It!" Act.*

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-800274  ______________________ *Previously unrecognised.

Perhaps; "Hamas' Sling" Would Be A Better Codename For Him.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-806132 He certainly seems to be very versatile. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/is-there-any-arm-of-hamas-gantz-wont.html

Hmm. That Pressure Doesn't Seem To Be Working.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-800197 Perhaps because it's being applied in all the wrong places.

So Didn't Notice It Was Hamas That Closed It Then.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-800136

Is There Any Arm Of Hamas Gantz Won't Support?

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-799897

And Now Wishes To Be Extremely Grateful For My Flexibility.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/politics-and-diplomacy/article-799866 As there are certainly other things Israel needs to do for its chances of success to improve significantly. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/israels-chances-of-success-did-improve.html