Well, It Certainly Cried When They Smacked It On The Back.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13241011/Emily-Atack-gives-birth-TV-star-welcomes-son-Barney-boyfriend-Alistair-Garner-says-dreams-come-true.html

To clear the fluid from its lungs.

But, for some reason, it's got 4 million toes!

What(?!) I clearly said; "Incense."

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/06/someone-must-be-using-lot-of-incense-to.html

After all. It's hardly the first time he's completely f'cked one of his own daughters.