Obviously, It's Not A Boast.

In fact, even at this age. I might still be able to dress it up as a protest against the #PinkTax.

Anyway.

Somewhere back in this latest lunar cycle I brought some curtain hook sliders from Amazon. I also got a three pack of; "Rubber Gloves."

Obviously. Doing dishes is women's work. So if you want; "Washing-Up Gloves." Then you can just pick them up from your local supermarket. In a range of sizes from; "X-Small" to; "Large." In the traditional Yellow or, if you insist, Pink.

However. If you need Rubber Gloves in; "X-L Size" then, clearly, you're a boy.

So you can only get them in Black.

Specially, off the Internet.

Yeah. I kinda broke Amazon.

Searching for; "Eyelets."