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Greece Is A Full NATO Member.

Every NATO member has a veto. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/there-are-appropriate-mechanisms-to.html So I really don't think Greece could have been looking to any of us to explain. How the Stolen Seat could've ever have contemplated sending even a single character to the printers for free there. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/my-understanding-is-thats-us3trn-fine.html

There Are Appropriate Mechanisms To Draw NATO's Attention To Its Tremendous Brainfart.

https://news.sky.com/story/at-least-26-people-killed-after-passenger-train-and-freight-train-collide-in-greece-12822617 That is not amongst them.

Wait. So It Is Just The; "Wednesday Dance" Then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7KNmW9a75Y (Flowers, Miley Cyrus, Official Video). I do so look forward to reading Sony's explanation. As to how an idea that terrible could ever have been allowed to occur in a subdivision, let alone, human mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUVZINGPmQY (Clear Your Head, Pennywise, Official Audio). So, apparently, I saw the full video several weeks ago. Just wrote it off as a misfire. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5VKJARAgSw (Casualty Vampire{s}, Circle Jerks, Audio, lingertooth).

And Have The CIA Spotted It Yet(?)

The moment they decided. That it's just not happening for them. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/sony-must-be-under-such-terrible.html As it's hardly new ground we're breaking here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej67ZtQfEFE (Badge Of Pride, Pennywise, Official Audio).

I Think We're All Aware Of That Particular Matilda.

https://www.tmz.com/2023/02/28/jon-stewart-remembers-backlash-for-embracing-lab-leak-covid-theory/ Now off you toddle.

I Can't Imagine Anyone's Still Shelling Out In The Hope Of Getting Access To Woolworths.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11800725/Noah-Cyrus-looks-world-extraterrestrial-bodysuit-Paris-Fashion-Week.html Not after all these years. https://www.thegazette.co.uk/notice/L-59338-1045800

Yeah. As A Nation They Must Know They're On The Naughty Step Now.

For, at least, the next week. https://us.cnn.com/ So I can only advise them to not even contemplate wasting any more of their breath.

Sony Are Well Aware Of The Deadline.

They chose to impose it upon themselves. No-one else did. https://www.tmz.com/2023/02/28/woman-attacked-lawyer-beheading-case-gets-new-counsel/ So whether they hit it or miss it. They shouldn't expect anyone else to care as to the reasons why.

I Wonder If Sony Will Address That In Their Explanation.

https://www.tmz.com/2023/02/27/tom-sizemore-condition-end-of-life-decision-stroke/ How they mistook themselves as being in any form of debate.

Sony Were Well Aware That They Had A Phonecall To Actually Make.

https://english.news.cn/asiapacific/20230217/af2e830ae15b42afbd653daa742c9d65/c.html I, for one, am very much looking forward to reading the explanation. As to why they failed to do so.

They Certainly Can't Pretend They Weren't Informed Well In Advance.

https://english.news.cn/asiapacific/20230214/6d258734a09c4042940b155338a59cbc/c.html Making their failure to actually make the phonecall highly negligent.

They'd Best Stay On Very Good Terms With The Post Office Then.

https://english.news.cn/asiapacific/20230213/ef2942b88749474f937712d0b015b513/c.html Ensure that phonecalls they know they need to make are actually made in good time.

Sony Knew They Had Phonecall To Make.

https://english.news.cn/asiapacific/20230213/4c8b4f5f5f9741f08eefb1ab0a6fa49e/c.html  They'll have to explain to me why they didn't do it.

Sony's A Japanese Company.

https://english.news.cn/20230228/adbaae47ed584993a27d6100480d4be2/c.html So if they don't actually make the phonecall. They can kiss goodbye to any Para-Olympics coverage. They wasted far too much of everyone's time as it is.

They Must Think Sony Will Have Actually Made The Phonecall By Then.

https://english.news.cn/20230228/f9b2ffeb515d438096cb3bf688bc0414/c.html  It's the only thing that's going to save it from the bin.

The US Can't Have Been Expecting A Favour From Me.

They didn't even attempt to keep the absolute sh'tshow in line there. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/that-still-seems-like-really-viable.html https://news.sky.com/story/couple-further-arrested-on-suspicion-of-gross-negligence-manslaughter-over-missing-baby-search-12821829

Yet They're Still Adamant That Outside Chain-of-Command Is Where They Want To Be.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732925 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/although-in-praise-of-fly-tipping.html

Not If Sony Don't Actually Make The Phonecall It Won't.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732901 If that's not done by March 10th. Then it's going straight in the bin.  https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/theres-always-something-else-i-could-be.html

There Must've Been A Very Serious Communications Breakdown Between Allies.

For the CIA to have not already received the message. https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732926 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/a-bell-has-been-rung.html

Today is a New Day.

Tuesday February 28th 2023 (28/2/23). It's just the little bell that lives in a telephone that we're all still waiting to hear ring.

There's Always Something Else I Could Be Doing.

The Winter Olympics, just off the top of my head. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/theres-only-ever-one-way-bells-going-to.html There's never been any need for me to do them a favour.

Now. Did They Give Any Thought To How They're Going To Un-Say?

https://www.tmz.com/2023/02/26/covid-19-likely-started-result-lab-leak-china-new-report/

Never In All Of History Has A Bell Ever Unrung Itself.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11797165/Bill-Murray-Rooney-Mara-blocked-entering-SAG-Awards-ballroom-fire-safety-protocols.html

Did They Proudly Share The Pictures On Their Social Media?

https://news.sky.com/story/hong-kong-model-abby-choi-ex-relatives-in-court-over-womans-murder-after-body-parts-found-in-fridge-and-cooking-pot-12821550

They Must Be Even More Insane Than They Look.

Of they ever thought anyone was going down that path with them. https://news.sky.com/story/the-windsor-framework-what-is-in-the-new-post-brexit-deal-on-northern-ireland-12821486  #BerkshireFumble.

It's A Terrible Shame When They Refuse To Learn Their Place.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732841

He's Not Up To The Job He Should Just Quit.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732826 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/well-if-its-going-to-be-old-seattle-mess.html He really doesn't need to keep drawing our attention to the fact he's not up to the job.

There's Only Ever One Way The Bell's Going To Unring.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732818 And it's not on its own, is it.

A Bell Has Been Rung!

I repeat; A Bell Has Been Rung! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11796231/Miley-Cyrus-bares-toned-midriff-crimson-thong-style-bikini-tease-upcoming-announcement.html Sadly though. It doesn't seem to be the tiny, little bell that lives in a telephone. So we'll all just have to wait now. Until that bell rings itself out in its perfect clarity.

Today is a New Day.

Monday February 27th 2023 (27/2/23). It seems we all love the Thistle. Even if it still refuses to, at least try, to learn to spell; "Cask It." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C3sUuXjdk8 (Whiskey In The Jar, Thin Lizzy, Official Audio)

Please. Don't Be Adding That To Anyone's; "Continue Watching" List.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/well-if-its-going-to-be-old-seattle-mess.html They won't be. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6LHof8pCO0 (Factory Girls, Flogging Molly, Official Audio).

Well. If It's Going To Be An Old Seattle Mess.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11794507/Scarlett-Johansson-makes-surprise-cameo-Woody-Harrelsons-SNL-hosting-gig.html Then it would be ruder for me not to. https://www.tmz.com/2023/02/26/woody-harrelson-covid-vax-conspiracy-snl/ As I'm sure it wouldn't be an awfully, terribly uncomfortable stretch for any of us to point out; https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/i-appreciate-that-nato-is-absolutely.html That forward thinking ideas such as Alexandria Ocasio-Cortrez (AOC) would much prefer it if we were all forced to live in a world. Where make-up could only be provided by a sort of pre-Privatisation British Gas, State Owned Enterprise (SOE). https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/shall-we-try-and-polish-it-up-into.html So you would have no choice other than to believe them when they told you; The reason why foundation is only available in that one shade is. That evil Republican, Zionist conspiracy. Only they can protect you from https://ww...

Sony Must Be Under Such Terrible Pressure From The Current Japanese Government.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11796231/Miley-Cyrus-bares-toned-midriff-crimson-thong-style-bikini-tease-upcoming-announcement.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGz1mJGJ12s (Gamblin' Man, Lonnie Donegan, Remastered, 💯, Official Audio).

I Can Certainly Think Of Something Else To Wire The Motion Sensor Into.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIZhmrbrObs (My Old Man's A Provo, The Irish Brigade, Live, Official Audio).

Can They Hear It Now(?)

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/when-fight-arrives-you-dont-have-time.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_amEz4xJIl8 (Pick A Bale Of Cotton, Lonnie Donegan, Remastered, King, Official Audio). Their all consuming, over-riding strategic objective of 2021.

Although. In Praise Of; "Fly-Tipping."

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/the-landlord-thinks-tenants-need-to-get.html Yeah. My street has become something of a Mecca for fly-tipping. It's almost as if some shameful of shame of herself is still dryly w'nking off. To failed dreams of a Compulsory Purchase Order (Eminent Domain). https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/seriously-she-and-her-team-are-that.html However. There was just one, extraordinary occasion where that actually proved to be useful. Obviously your landlord is very busy. Far too busy to look at the mounts provided. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/thats-definitely-one-for-unfccc.html Of course if he had time. He would of found that they are perfectly reasonable. No sensible designer would ever try to account for the 1930's atrocity that is; "Pebble-Dashing." In his hurry though . Your landlord suspected that he might need some MDF/Chip boards. Luckily someone had fly-tipped an Ikea; "Desk...

The Landlord Thinks The Tenants Need To Get That Fridge/Freezer Out Of His Front Garden!

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/ssh-good-ship-necrophilias-turned-on.html Only kidding. He understands the very good reasons why it is so expensive to get a license to dispose of such things. https://www.kqed.org/science/1973205/refrigerants-are-the-worst-greenhouse-gas-youve-never-heard-of-heres-what-you-can-do Of course. If we were ever to get that ridiculous f'cking monkey fandango off our backs. https://www.london.gov.uk/ultra-low-emission-zone-will-be-expanded-london-wide I'm we sure could all put our heads back on again. And, at least try to, find a cheaper solution. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/01/why-subject-miley-cyrus-to-violent.html

When You're Just Super Into Equine Dentristy.

https://www.nme.com/news/music/jay-z-19-1256700 Yet still can't find a field with a use for you. https://www.oxfordreference.com/display/10.1093/acref/9780199916214.001.0001/acref-9780199916214-e-0205

Yeah. It Bucks A Bit.

But not as much as your sister! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Deals%E3%80%91OriGlam-Rotary-Circular-Cutting-Mandrel/dp/B075JGNQQT/ref=sr_1_12 See also;   "Yeah. It kicks a bit."  "But not as much as your horse!" Although that's probably more of a niche site. Really just me, Kaley Cuoco and Kendall Jenner. It also cuts through bone like it's nothing. Although it's probably best if no-one asks me how I know that. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/ssh-good-ship-necrophilias-turned-on.html I'll only refer them to the Foxes.

That Still Seems Like A Really Viable Alternative Though(!)

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/bafta-couldnt-have-thought-laying-there.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/thats-definitely-one-for-unfccc.html

That's Definitely One For The UNFCCC.

They probably know more that most. How security at the compound containing mine and my grandmother's homes can be a bit of an issue. Which is a little strange. For some reason it seems to be an eminently defensible position. Particularly if it ever occurred to the King's men to go hunt forwards. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/hmm-maybe-im-little-too-leftwing.html Now I have tools and the authority to use them. I'm starting to do things about that. Beginning with external security lighting. Although that doesn't mean I've suddenly reconnected my grandmother's to the electricity supply.  LED and Solar Panel (PeV) technology has come on so far these days. You wouldn't even contemplate connecting something like that to your electricity bill. Obviously I wanted to bring the solar panel out from beneath the guttering. So I had to build a mount out of scrap wood. Which only took about 15 minutes. Unfortunately it was 15 minutes interspersed by a...

Ssh! The Good Ship Necrophilia's Turned On Enough Already.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732744 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/it-was-nice-of-him-to-finally-do-self.html

The Laughable Notion That Anyone Would Ever Listen To Them.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732698 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/although-wholly-unintentional.html

Innumeracy Is A Terrible Affliction.

 https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732662 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/that-was-almost-tut-in-stolen-seats.html If I ever found myself cursed by it. I'd do something to allieviate my suffering.  

The Trapdoor A Spandau Prison Doesn't Really Listen To Demands.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732642

That's A Lot Of Extra Work They've Made For Themselves.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732639 If they hadn't paid to put them there in the first place. They wouldn't have to be paying to remove them now.

I Can Certainly Draw Attention To It.

If they're quite sure they want attention drawn to it. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/and-are-glass-hammers-quite-sure-they.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/surely-even-old-woolworths-has-heard.html  It certainly looks as though the rest of NATO need to learn to pay the f'ck attention there. As you wouldn't want a pair of c'unts that utterly f'cking useless ever leading you into an illegal war against Ukraine and the Donbas Republics. Would you.

Today is a New Day.

Sunday February 26th 2023 (26/2/23). You'll be happy to know that I don't have to go to the gym today. Although nowhere near as happy as I am.

Surely Even Old Woolworths Has Heard About My Sister-in-Law By Now.

She's Indian born, tiny, Brown, nominally Muslim and married. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/the-2023-super-bowl-man-apparently.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/taughts-there-woolworths.html Worse than all that though; She's absolutely terrified of Horses!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEwpagagvh4 (Black Velvet Band, Dropkick Murphys, Official Audio). Although, to be fair. Surely everything must seem absolutely massive. Standing next to something like that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l2pASlZ2UE (Wearing Of The Green, The Young Wolfe Tones, Official Audio).

We Have To Assume Sony Have Actually Made The Phonecall By Now.

As, apparently, they actually needed to expressly write the clause into the contract. https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732696 The only imaginable reason why they wouldn't have done. Is they're coming under pressure from the Japanese government. Who, in turn, are coming under pressure from the US government.

Seriously. So Just No-One's Going To Stop Those Nazi F'ckwits Then.

https://news.un.org/en/story/2023/02/1133847

Oh No! My Wood's All Sticky.

And it's not even hard yet! Would anyone like to give me an extremely, tiny, little bit of help with that(?) https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/yeah-hes-always-welcome-to-present.html

We Can Safely Assume That Bell Didn't Magically Unring Itself Either.

https://www.tmz.com/2023/02/25/another-norfolk-southern-trail-derails-north-carolina-no-hazmat/

When The Fight Arrives. You Don't Have Time Worry About Your Trousers.

https://www.tmz.com/2023/02/25/man-naked-highway-freeway-expressway-dallas-texas/ Which is why I favour a more robust pyjama these days. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mZCUhd4_oE (Woman Of The Ghetto, Phyllis Dillon, One, Audio, Topic).

#NavyJokes.

The Marines are the Navy's infantry. The were originally there to protect the ruling officer class from the enlisted working class. The; "Ratings."  As we learned during 2013. I've got almost as many of these as NATO. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_JSXaIn5xQ (Beat Me Senseless, Circle Jerks, Audio, Kung Fu Records).

I Think I've Demonstrated What I'd Do In That Situation.

https://www.tmz.com/2023/02/25/billie-eilish-raymond-black-maggie-patrick-restraining-order/ Teach a quick I.T course. Culminating in a multiple-choice quiz. Seriously though. It was, genuinely, a form D.M. Every time a celebrity in my orbit experienced something like that. I'd recommend they hire a veteran. They're extremely capable. While also tending be better attuned to the wider political dimensions. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/10/a-really-simple-uplink-side-issue.html As surely even old Woolworths has figured out by now. The Last Resort simply cannot be allowed to fail. https://twitter.com/lilnasxmajor/status/1604521221030232067

Particularly When You've Got To Consider The Wider Strategic Implications.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/01/yeah-thats-bit-much-before-coffees.html It might be tempting to speculate. That the US/UK thought it was a good idea to set fire to a full 30% of the entire World's food supply. In a deliberate effort to cause a famine in the Horn of Africa.  To help them secure Rare Earth smuggling routes out the the DRC. They have certainly proved themselves to be extremely keen on the Nazi Holodomor fantasy. While the 2011 famine certainly played a significant role in reducing al-Shabaab's control over large parts of Somalia. Although I think we all can safely rule that out. As the US/UK have comprehensively proved to all of us, time and time again. The US/UK just don't do thinking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFuycuOOh6Y (To Youth, Flogging Molly, Official Audio).

I Appreciate That NATO Is Now Absolutely Desperate For Even A Shred Of Credibility.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732695 Although I'm not really sure there needed to be a communique condemning Russia's mythical attack against Ukraine. At a G20 meeting dealing with Heavily Indebted Poor Countries (HIPCS). I'm sure every member of the UNGA, their Nazi proxies, knows now though. What the Bretton-Woods order is really at war with. https://www.jubileescotland.org.uk/the-issue/heavily-indebted-poor-countries-initiative/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/a-charge-has-been-laid.html

The 2023 Super Bowl (a man, apparently).

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2023/02/the-2023-super-bowl-pt2.html There also seems to be few hints in Season 8, Episode 13 "Anne" episode of The Blacklist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfb-mkDG864 (Angel Of The Morning, Tommy McCook & The Supersonics Ft. Joya Landis, Audio, Bernadette navarone). Some of us remember Kathryn Erbe from; "Oz." The prison. Not the Good Ship Necrophilia. Despite playing Russian Roulette with the music channels. I've still not seen it. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/01/it-looks-like-someones-moved-on-with.html However. I'm starting to think that, maybe, Miley Cyrus fans just don't know how shade is done.

Perhaps If The Settlers Had Stayed In Their Own Country.

The toxic smoke wouldn't have been able to bother them. https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732637

Today is a New Day.

Saturday February 25th 2023 (25/2/23). Now. Let's see what can be salvaged from beneath this hangover.

Only Five Days Late There, Lads.

https://us.cnn.com/2023/02/24/weather/winter-storm-us-friday/index.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/that-was-almost-tut-in-stolen-seats.html But there's always next weekend to dream of. Seeing as how they didn't even make to lunchtime today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioT0N7vSjuw (The Snow Fell, Skrewdriver, Audio, Mentesubversiva).

My Understanding Is That's A US$3Trn Fine.

https://us.cnn.com/travel/article/united-airlines-runway-close-call-ntsb/index.html Immediately payable, in cash, out of own pocket. Every time the Stolen Seat even contemplates presenting itself to the table.

Yeah. He's Always Welcome To Present Himself Around.

https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/ukraine-london-first-anniversary-war-russia/ Any time he wants to stand himself in his own stead. With no bigger boys to hide behind. And he's, finally, ready to make a decent account of himself, there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUVZINGPmQY (Clear Your Head, Pennywise, Official Audio).

A Charge Has Been Laid.

So a charge must be heard. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11120939/Rapper-AP-Rocky-pleads-not-guilty-shooting-friend-Hollywood-sidewalk.html Dems the rules. Obviously, it's not a competition. She has my deepest sympathies. https://edition.cnn.com/2023/02/20/entertainment/adele-meme-super-bowl/index.html However. Somewhere over the course of that long, hot bail. I did find myself befriending a lot of Rihanna fans. Presenting themselves to the Poop Deck. They did insist on describing themselves as; "The Navy." So ahead of the COP19 Court Appearance I did find myself going to extra special pains to reassure them. That this was, hardly, an usual experience for me. Such as explaining just how many pages of the pre-trial, evidentiary, disclosure; "Bundle." Dealt with my previous arrests and Court appearances. While all the people who knew me through the UNFCCC were like; "Oh. So it's that time of year, again." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_...

And Have The US/UK Fully Informed NATO As To The Nature Of It's True Colour There Yet, Then?

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/ive-had-some-paint-to-watch-dry.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBUFtoC2oj4 (Paint It Black, The Rolling Stones, Big, Official Audio). Personally. I thought they'd already made themselves very, very clear there. So clear in fact. Apparently, the rest of NATO just can't see them these days.

M'lud! I Understand There's Been An Allegation Of An Easement.

https://www.tmz.com/2023/02/24/billie-eilish-alleged-intruder-shirtless-outside-window-restraining-order/ Apparently just any old trash is allowed to invite itself in there these days. https://twitter.com/lilnasxmajor/status/1604521221030232067

I Wasn't Aware The Trapdoor At Spandau Prison Was Expecting A Chat-Up Line.

http://edition.cnn.com/2023/02/24/europe/kyiv-war-anniversary-intl-cmd/index.html Seriously. Lucia has had 1,378 days. To stop the Nazis taking her up the Western Front. If there's not going to be even a wriggle of complaint anytime soon. We're just going to have to assume implied consent. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEuB6SXoo3E (The Nazi Dance, The Night Porter, Video, Orphee Lkcs).

Taughts There, Woolworths?

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/oooh-ive-been-forced-to-play-that-game.html Just, ever(?) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bXuuZZfEQw (True Confession, The Silverstones, Hour, Audio, Topic).

Oooh! I've Been Forced To Play That Game Before.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11789941/Pregnant-Rihanna-tie-knot-AP-Rocky-releasing-new-album.html Mazel Tovs! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdlkx_cIqtE (Rebels Of The Sacred Heart, Flogging Molly, Audio, Bluntgard). Now you're married. Of course.  If she were ever to write. If she were ever to call. I'm sure I could quickly knock one out. https://www.lawdepot.co.uk/contracts/prenuptial-agreement Along with a few of his seconds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Px1rfFz42I (Seven Deadly Sins,,Flogging Molly, Audio, rockon0954).

It Was Nice Of Him To Finally Do A Self-Portrait Though.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11749399/Council-REMOVES-Banksys-Valentines-Day-masterpiece-health-safety-reasons.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj4S917AD0w (Danny Farrell, The Dubliners, Again, Official Audio).

I've Had Some Paint To Watch Dry.

But I assume the Glass Hammers have been absolutely wasting everyone's time again. Through their mere existence.

If Dolly Parton's Nothing But Woolworths.

Then what does that make her? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11788505/Una-Healy-sets-fans-frenzy-shares-new-snap-deleting-traces-David-Haye.html https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11741995/Megan-Fox-hints-shes-SPLIT-Machine-Gun-Kelly-deletes-trace-Instagram.html

So. What Was It, Exactly?

About them, so very obviously, not being able to cope. https://english.news.cn/northamerica/20230224/6675c992878d41be935ee0f573d112b8/c.html That made even one person think; "Oooh. Let's go and follow them into a wholly illegal war against Ukraine and the Donbas Republics."

Obviously The Iron Curtain Is Keeping Them Nice And Safe From Peer Review.

https://english.news.cn/northamerica/20230224/fac5f8722ed04f2a835699bc518706c4/c.html Yet if anything so obviously terrible could actually have a peer. Surely at least one or two of those peers must've noticed the psychotic on the schedule by now. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/the-2023-super-bowl-for-palestine-and.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/a-full-year-into-tyrants-blitzkrieg.html

I Know. It's Just A Disaster Area.

https://english.news.cn/asiapacific/20230223/26a8144f47444402bd9e37c62719393b/c.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/a-full-year-into-tyrants-blitzkrieg.html

No-One Ever Needs To Be On The Known Offenders Register.

https://english.news.cn/asiapacific/20230224/5cb21982173248c5a15cce1a79a27061/c.html They can always remove themselves.

Aren't We All Surprised Space Was Made On The Schedule For The Psychotic.

https://english.news.cn/asiapacific/20230224/589dfc24b98547d49a270e048c81336f/c.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/a-full-year-into-tyrants-blitzkrieg.html

Oh How They Must Wish They Could Quickly End That Story.

https://english.news.cn/northamerica/20230224/ff699be7a8a54e89b3d9708bb84bea8e/c.html As never has a runaway train metaphor been so apt.

Yet The Nazis Are Still Refusing To Confront Their Only True Enemy.

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-732622

Imagine If A Gang Of Psychotics Had Completely Sh't The Bed Though(!)

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-732625 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/well-over-year-into-tyrants-blitzkrieg.html

They Really Should Just Be Able To Follow Their Noses By Now.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/how-do-rest-of-nato-just-not-see-him.html https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732624

Did They Learn Absolutely Nothing From The Disaster Of The Pandemic(?)

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732612 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/a-full-year-into-tyrants-blitzkrieg.html

How Do The Rest Of NATO Just Not See Him?

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732626 Although to them it must be like looking in a mirror. A comedy, circus mirror.

Maybe Lucia Should Stop Waiting For Someone To Just Hand Her A Bra.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732543 When she can always go and de-Nazify herself.

There's Nothing Like A Bit Of Impartial Journalism.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732532 If the Nazis can't explain why they did it. It's not Reuters' place to make up excuses for them.

There's Only One Way To Engage With People Like That.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732538 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/even-cia-mustve-figured-out-by-now.html

That Was Almost A *tut* In The Stolen Seat's General Direction.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732446 Acknowledging that Tyrant's War began significantly before the Russian counter-offensive. https://tass.com/emergencies/1406307

It's A Good Job It's Not A Test.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732423 As they would've failed.

Did It Help? Anyone Staying On The Psychotic's Schedule.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732383

Well Over A Year Into The Tyrant's Blitzkrieg.

Does NATO really feel that it's cut out for making decisions. https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732414

Today is a New Day.

Friday February 24th (24/2/23). Oh no! I've run out of Meth! (ylated spirit). I wonder if that Banksy's got a drop going spare.

Yeah. I Can Go On A Bit.

Particularly when the topic is; "Stuff What I Done." http://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2023/02/the-2023-super-bowl-pt2.html But who'd ever be so stupid as to argue with me on matters such as that(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk5NSEEMY4o (The Bargain Store, Dolly Parton, Rhinestones, Official Audio).

A Full Year Into The Tyrant's Blitzkrieg.

You'd think they'd know by now. The Stolen Seat's war isn't something they can just keep waving through. https://news.sky.com/story/ukraine-war-latest-putin-prepares-to-give-major-speech-as-joe-biden-gets-ready-to-rally-allies-in-poland-12541713?postid=5500183#liveblog-body https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Um2j1iEj1k (The Killing Fields Official Trailer, Video, Rotten Tomatoes Classic Trailers). Would it have helped any? If I'd stayed on the Psychotic's Schedule to make the obvious comment; "It's long past time Antonio Guterres popped a tampon in there. So he can try and pretend he's got the ovaries on him. To, at least, tut in the Stolen Seat's general direction." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5d5omWxFJk (He Got Game, Public Enemy, Audio, MrChildhood99).

I Apologise If That Very Tacky Moment Had To Be Added At The Last Moment.

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/super-bowl-rihanna-halftime-show-make-up-b2281040.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/do-you-remember-back-when-black-lives.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktmkGuvZXTY (True Confessions, The Undertones, Audio, deekomodska65). But, you know. She never calls, she never writes(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj_aGdrGLKA (Rainy Day Woman, Waylon Jennings, Rebel, Official).

He's Still Not Worth Getting A Round In Then.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11736489/Conor-McGregor-fresh-form-fight-parties-hard-pal-Chris-Brown-hometown-Dublin.html Not that it would ever take one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFwNPkzZgTw (I'll Tell Me Ma, Van Morrison, Official Audio).

Spiralling Paranoia: The Prize For Every Well Rung Bell.

https://news.sky.com/story/tiktok-banned-from-eu-commission-phones-over-cyberattack-fears-12817977 Now, would the EU like to refocus its efforts? Perhaps on getting Meta to pay the easiest tax in the World to avoid.

Although Wholly Unintentional.

A runaway train metaphor has never been more apt. https://us.cnn.com/2023/02/23/us/ohio-train-derailment-east-palestine-thursday

Is That Where All The Armalites Are Coming From(?)

https://us.cnn.com/2023/02/23/us/arkansas-plane-crash-five-killed/index.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vW-jO-fIzY (Lid Of Me Grannie's Bin, INLA Song, Video, Fenian Animations)

The Exact Moment They Realised They Were Being Trolled?

https://www.tmz.com/2023/02/22/chinese-spy-balloon-first-photos-pentagon-u2-plane/

It's Certainly A Slip By Someone.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11785849/Noah-Cyrus-puts-eye-popping-display-racy-SHEER-gown-flashes-bust.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/of-course-if-noah-wants-more-accurate.html

They'd Have To Be Even More Insane Than They Look.

https://news.sky.com/story/tv-journalist-dylan-lyons-shot-dead-while-reporting-at-murder-scene-in-florida-12817588 https://news.sky.com/story/off-duty-police-officer-shot-by-masked-men-in-northern-ireland-is-named-12817652

And What's So Stupid As To Follow A Donkey?

https://news.sky.com/story/ukraine-flag-stunt-outside-russian-embassy-in-london-on-eve-of-invasion-anniversary-leads-to-four-arrests-12817828 I assume they'll be charged with Criminal Damage, showing reckless disregard for human life. Imagine if a 1,300kg vehicle travelling at just 30km/h had skidded on that.

The 2023 Super Bowl (for Palestine and the Third World!)

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2023/02/the-2023-super-bowl-pt2.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67oBk49x_bg (Tommy Gun, The Clash, Hits, Official Audio). Yeah. I didn't like the Middle-East. So I changed it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCE3CLJCWgU (Billy's Bones, The Pogues, Official Audio). Would anyone like to do some more of that(?!) https://us.cnn.com/2023/02/22/middleeast/israeli-raid-nablus-west-bank-intl https://www.thefirstnews.com/article/us-committed-to-common-defence-says-biden-36693 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZj9R62gVRw (Screaming At The Wailing Wall, Flogging Molly, Official Audio).

Yes. We Can All See That They're Utterly Useless.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732362 Why can't the rest of NATO see that they're utterly useless?

Aren't Such Pronouncements Of Incompetence Normally Accompanied By Resignations?

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732351 https://www.politico.eu/article/sweden-stockholm-gang-violence-eropean-union-vision/

When You're That Utterly Useless.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732324 Why even bother waste time on yourself.

Which Certainly Isn't The Sound Of A Bell Magically Unringing Itself.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732294 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/even-cia-mustve-figured-out-by-now.html

Yep. They Both, Famously, Completely Muffed It.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732283 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/someone-really-really-despises-1964.html

Perhaps It's Time They Did Something About The Stolen Seat.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732202

The World Order That Was Built By Killing Nazis.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732200 I wonder however we could preserve that.

Why Are They Still Wasting Their Time On Empty Metaphor?

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732178 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/the-western-front-arrived-noisily.html Have they not noticed that they're losing with every breath.

Putting The IOC On Course For Their Best Games In Decades.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732186 There won't be 30 pieces of trash stinking it up.

Whereas I Tend Not To Welcome People Spitting In My Face.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732161  It's as if I've got a reason to respect myself.

Another Day. Another Nazi Lie.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732129 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/the-western-front-arrived-noisily.html

I'd Ask If They Want That Outcome To Be Victory Or Defeat.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732127 It's just that a gang of nihlists don't believe there's a difference.

And Have The Nordics Been Able To See/Hear The Big, Flashing Warning Siren Yet?

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732122  Or do they still not know why the big macho, bravado-laden story was made up.

The Good Ship Necrophilia Wanted To Be On The Known Offenders Register.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732098 It's made absolutely no attempt to remove itself from the known offenders register.

It Will Take A Couple Of Days To Unpack Everything Wrong With That Assessment.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731990 NATO demonstrating itself to be as violent as it is incompetent isn't going to embolden anyone. Certainly not NATO nor its allies. However when the World is faced with such an alarming theat. It would be foolish not to take appropriate precautions.

In The Same Way She's Troubled By The Velcro On Her Shoes.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731965

Why Are They Always In Such A Hurry To Mug Themselves?

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731962

Today is a New Day.

Thursday February 23rd 2023 (23/2/23). Yeah. One word that wastes my time. I could well be reminded that there are many better things I could be doing with my time.

Yeah. Just For The Record.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/the-2023-super-bowl-pt2-no-one-wants.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TTQhIeFhBk (Run This Town, Jay Z Kanye West Rihanna, Video, Kayser926). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7gqxJRPByA (Umbrella, Rihanna, Audio, RihannaForVEVO).

They'd Have To Be Even More Insane Than They Look.

To think anyone would ever go walking down that path with them. https://news.sky.com/story/police-officer-shot-in-omagh-in-northern-ireland-12817475

There's Certainly Been A Lot Of Dereliction Of Duty Going On There.

https://news.sky.com/story/15-people-flee-the-escape-cargo-ship-after-engine-room-catches-fire-in-baltic-sea-12817187 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/well-i-certainly-think-i-should-get.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/its-wednesday-now.html However if things are going to be allowed to continue to drift, hopelessly and aimlessly. Then it isn't going to be my fate that's sealed.

The 2023 Super Bowl. Pt.2 (no-one wants a long intermission).

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2023/02/the-2023-super-bowl-pt2.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PLj1Cm0VlM (So Long It's Been Good To Know You, The Weavers, 75, Audio, Topic).

It's Wednesday Now.

https://news.sky.com/story/teacher-stabbed-to-death-by-pupil-in-southwest-france-12817126 So shouldn't they be quietly licking their wounds. Desperately dreaming of the next Sunday they'll never make it to. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/its-hard-to-pinpoint-most-humilating.html

Of Course If Any Of Us Were To Acknowledge It.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/and-are-glass-hammers-quite-sure-they.html Then it would put a great deal of pressure on them. If not to apologise. Then, at the very least. To at least attempt to offer some sort of explanation. As to how a thought so stupid could have ever occurred. In something even attempting to pass itself off as a human mind. 

And Are The Glass Hammers Quite Sure They Want It Acknowledged.

https://news.sky.com/story/shamima-begum-loses-legal-case-over-british-citizenship-and-return-to-uk-12816584 I mean. If I ever found myself in a position where I was so utterly and completely hopeless.  The last thing I'd want is anyone drawing attention to it.

Today is a New Day.

Wednesday February 22nd 2023 (22/2/23). Some of you will be glad to know. That I've had a conference call with those all knees of mine. Today is going to be largely desk based. Unless it's upgraded to bed based.

Well. I Certainly Think I Should Get A Hurry-Up On.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/the-2023-super-bowl-end-of-part-one.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQSoUMKiaTU (Toot Sweets, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Audio, afaultytoaster). Of course, much like your man Erdogan there. I worked with many a Prowler over Hatay Province. Until one of us was, finally, chucked in the Brig. Back in 2019. However I think the 2009 intention. That the Prowler should make way for the Growler. That seems like an attempt to start a discussion. A discussion fully laden with all the correct, technical terminology. After all. When people of a homosexual persuasion were finally, legally allowed to serve in all branches of the UK military. The order was literally issued on pink paper. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_63BgHALg0 (The Pink Panther, SKA-J, Audio, zabaajkula).

Someone Really, Really Despises The 1964 Civil Rights Act.

https://news.sky.com/story/ukraine-war-biden-says-kyivs-allies-have-iron-will-as-putin-suspends-key-nuclear-treaty-12816525 https://www.bl.uk/collection-items/ich-bin-ein-berliner-speech-by-john-f-kennedy-in-berlin-1963 As, clearly. The Glass Hammers weren't signalling their intention to, finally, achieve that most basic level of educational attainment. https://www.history.com/news/ronald-reagan-tear-down-this-wall-speech-berlin-gorbachev

I Also Picked Up Some Gaffer Tape.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/i-actually-went-to-dump-earlier.html As with WD40. Has there ever been a situation that hasn't required Gaffer Tape. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fNkYYxvk-Q (Under The Bridge, All Saints, Official Video, RHINO). You can even fix a broken telephone line with it there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNBJiy4JS3o (Redemption Song, Johnny Cash, Unearthed, Official Audio).

Even The CIA Must've Figured Out By Now.

It's certainly none of us they're hurting with that. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11777103/Miley-Cyrus-shows-toned-body-tiny-red-bikini-celebrates-Flowers-hitting-No-1-again.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk5NSEEMY4o (The Bargain Store, Dolly Parton, Rhinestones, Official Audio).

Aye Yeah. Lightning II.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-732218 When's that arriving then.

The 2023 Super Bowl - End of Part One.

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2023/02/the-2023-super-super-bowl.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTcqTXFfF_8 (Downtown, Petula Clark, Remastered, Audio, Petularchive).

I Actually Went To The Dump Earlier.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/ive-got-to-go-down-columbia-records.html I still think she needs to know though.

I've Got To Go Down The Columbia Records Again.

If I don't make it back. Tell your mother I love her.

It's Hard To Pinpoint The Most Humilating Thing About Being A Weekend Soldier.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731989 But being reminded on the Tuesday morning. How you didn't even make it to Sunday. That's got to be pretty high on the list.

They Don't Have To Keep Praying For A Bailout.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731960 They can withdraw their obvious mistake voluntarily.

The Psychotic's Schedule Is A Strange One To Choose.

 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/but-what-schedule-is-it-on-these-days.html https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731953

Well. It's Tuesday Now.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731928 Shouldn't they have already completed their analysis and taken appropriate next steps.

We All Know The Decent And Sensible Option For Them.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731927 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/its-strange-shes-able-to-post-when.html Just as, sadly, we all know that when it comes to their 'right' to avoid taking the path to success. That's when they'll fight their hardest.

There Are Certainly Some Things That Bear Repeating.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731904 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/if-youre-so-dumb-you-make-utterly.html

Perhaps We Should All Just Draw A Line Above The Weekend Soldiers.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731920 If I'd ever humilated myself like that. I certainly wouldn't want people reminding me of it on the Tuesday morning.

And Have The Weekend Soldiers Recovered Themselves Yet?

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731922

Today is a New Day.

Tuesday February 21st 2023 (21/2/23). Yes. It's the actually having to do the work. Which takes all the fun out of it.

The Western Front Arrived Noisily.

Noisily and fraudulently. https://us.cnn.com/2023/02/20/politics/biden-ukraine-zelensky-visit-one-year-war-anniversary-intl-hnk/index.html Obviously there are absolutely no prizes in guessing why it received so many nominations. However I'd be surprised if it had the momentum to make it all the way to the Oscars. Particularly as BAFTA now seem desperate to find someone, anyone still prepared to Seig Heil. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/will-there-be-any-prizes-at-oscars.html

It's Strange She's Able To Post When The Phonelines Are Obviously Down.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11773309/Miley-Cyrus-sizzles-stretches-body-sexy-red-bikini.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/well-im-certainly-still-in-stunned.html If the CIA aren't prepared to let her get on with her life. They could at least have the decency to retire her to the anonymous midwest. Rather than trying to tear Rihanna down. So it doesn't look some shameful in comparison. As has been made clear to them since the start of the Peng Shaui case. The shame of what they've done there stands in its own right.

It's Definitely An Extremely Week Six.

At least according to my muscles. It's also Rihanna's birthday today. I don't know about her. I've certainly seen no need to celebrate. By me screaming in her face. However. I'm pretty sure I've spent the evening listening to a Fox giving birth. The last time Foxes were born on Rihanna's birthday was back in 2021.  Then the father killed all of the babies. In a series of absolutely horrific domestic violence incidents. 🐶🐶🐶💀🐶🐶💀. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0CZeGR-eCo (Pure Trauma, downset, 2001, Official Audio). I'm utterly convinced that they're doing it on purpose.

Well. I'm Certainly Still In A Stunned Silence.

At the fact the Facebook still haven't managed to sort themselves out yet. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11772665/Megan-Fox-addresses-cheating-allegations-Machine-Gun-Kellys-guitarist-Sophie-Lloyds-Instagram.html I'd ask why the US/UK ever felt even remotely qualified to argue with me on any of this. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/in-my-memory-of-syrian-democratic-forces.html However I already know the answer. It's Delusional Psychosis.

Today is a New Day.

Monday February 20th 2023 (20/2/23). What a difference an alarm makes.

So He Made Up This Big, Macho, Bravado-Laden Story.

About how he's absolutely nothing to be ashamed of. https://news.sky.com/story/antony-blinken-warns-china-there-will-be-consequences-if-beijing-supplies-weapons-to-russia-12814944 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fNkYYxvk-Q (Under The Bridge, All Saints, Official Video, RHINO).

Will There Be Any Prizes At The Oscars(?!)

https://edition.cnn.com/style/article/all-quiet-on-the-western-front-edward-berger-christian-goldbeck-interview-intl/index.html As, clearly. There's never been a winner at the Munich Security Conference.

Now. Let Me Refer You To The Old "Public Enemy" There.

https://edition.cnn.com/2023/02/19/entertainment/austin-butler-elvis-bafta/index.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRJKjiCtVco (Fight The Power, Public Enemy, Planet, Audio, Channel ZERO). Which is, probably. The first and only time I'm ever going to do that to you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mZCUhd4_oE (Woman Of The Ghetto, Phyllis Dillon, One, Audio, Topic). Well. At least until someone gives me a second to reload, there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38mNT_7ZnFE (M60{E6} Full Auto Beltfed - Need We Say More 2 You{?!}, Video, Machine Gun Mike).

But What Schedule Is It On These Days(?!)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11768785/Kaz-Crossley-gets-work-running-fitness-classes.html Yeah, yeah. Not only have I seen it. I've already worked out where I'm going to slide it into the linear narrative. In the meantime; You know that Russia, UAE and China. Still not half as evil as your Justin Trudeau there. https://www.tmz.com/2013/03/20/rihanna-tour-buses-stopped-pot-weed-marijuana-michigan-canada/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67oBk49x_bg (Tommy Gun, The Clash, Hits, Official Audio). And if that doesn't shut her up for a few hours. Then, clearly. She needs more practice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCSE6VJf0TQ (Woke Up This Morning, Alabama 3, Audio, lamxA3).

I Don't Think It's Right Of Me To Fully Declare A; "Week Six" There.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/bafta-couldnt-have-thought-laying-there.html https://news.sky.com/story/spurs-footballer-son-heung-min-subjected-to-utterly-reprehensible-racist-abuse-12815597 After all. I can think of at least two Thursday's I b'tched out on there. Only to spend this morning basking in the presence of a pair of truly delightful PvC's.

Well. That's Poland For You.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731961 All of the gear. Absolutely no idea. Seriously. It's still far less work than your missus has to do. Desperately trying to convince herself that tiny, little thing's hard. https://www.etsy.com/uk/market/brace_drill

As Useful As A Glass Hammer.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-international-editor-says-tehran-threats-getting-out-of-hand-after-tv-channel-forced-to-leave-uk-12814783 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/it-seems-inevitable-that-fisher-price.html

So. When Did Beyonce First Suggest The Super Bowl(?)

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/that-taylor-not-so-swifts-really-good.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-nJ2pMsNhc (The Broad Black Brimmer, The Wolfe Tones, Double, Audio, Topic).

That Taylor (not so) Swift's Really Good At Mugging Herself Though.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/in-my-memory-of-syrian-democratic-forces.html https://theblast.com/47540/taylor-swift-quikclot-gunshot/ Also. Unlubricated Condoms: Almost at good as keeping grit & sh't out of rifle barrels as Rihanna.

In My Memory Of The Syrian Democratic Forces.

Even the men had pockets full of tampons. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/arent-we-all-just-stunned-that-facebook.html Not because the more senior members of the YPJ would suddenly be rendered unable to do their jobs. Due to the onset of their mysterious menstruals. Tampons are designed to absorb blood. They're roughly the same size and shape as a bullet wound. Now. You know that Erdogan Regime which has been demanding we feel particularly sorry for it of late. Well. They're not big on any rights. Period. They're really not big on either women's or gay rights. So I have to say. That I did find the rather homoerotic tone of some of the Western coverage of the YPJ to be problematic. On an operational level. http://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2020/12/swat-apology.html I don't mean that in a; "Twitter: Burn The Witch!!!!" way. More; "Clearly I've got opinions on this!" "Clearly she's got opinions on this!" "WHY ...

BAFTA Couldn't Have Thought Lying There, Weeping Like A C'nt Was Ever An Option.

https://news.sky.com/story/nicola-bulley-divers-searching-river-and-helicopter-circling-near-where-mum-of-two-went-missing-12815062 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/inspired-by-season-26-finale-of-silent.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/if-you-ever-believed-that-id-been.html http://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2020/01/free-nipple-silent-witness.html

I've Decided I'm Feeling Calmer And More Charitable.

Perhaps even a little bit more sober. So I should probably tell the fuller, truer version of that anecdote. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/i-maintain-that-it-was-absolutely-vital.html It turns out that if you watch a football match on TV. Even the highlights at the end of a news bulletin. It's because someone from the world of TV/Movies has come along and filmed that football match. This is normally a camera operator and a scaffolder. A; "Rigger" as they tend to be described in TV and movie credits. They usually turn up in their own satellite uplink van. As with in the construction industry they tend to be self-employed contractors. The ones I used to work with the most were contracted by the ITV network's local news. Their evening news bulletin often used to feature celebrity guests. Trying to promote their latest song, TV show, movie etc. Part of this guy's job was fitting all guests with a microphone. Which is clipped to the top of their shi...

Today is a New Day.

Sunday February 19th 2023 (19/2/23). It's remarkable how life gets so much less stressful. When you don't actually do anything.

Aren't We All Just In A Stunned Silence.

At the fact that Facebook still haven't managed to work it out for themselves. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11765561/Megan-Fox-DMs-text-messages-Machine-Gun-Kellys-phone-Believed-having-AFFAIR.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhAec0h4lds (Long Shot Kick De Bucket, The Pioneers, Official Video, Trojan Records Official). Silly Billies. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/they-genuinely-believe-theyre-being.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrL642mQDKQ (A Nation Once Again, The Dubliners, 2012, Official Audio).

It Seems Inevitable That Fisher-Price Are Going To Get Sued.

https://news.sky.com/story/former-us-president-jimmy-carter-to-receive-hospice-care-at-home-after-series-of-short-hospital-stays-12814681 As you wouldn't even let them have plastic hammer. The sort of people who don't realise they're actually signalling a commitment to improve the relationship with Iran to The Munich Security Conference. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Eagle_Claw https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran%E2%80%93Contra_affair So the precise and exact opposite of what they were trying to do.

Today is a New Day.

Saturday February 18th 2023 (18/2/23). Now, would you look at me. Suddenly overcome with a desire to go straight back to bed.

Maybe I'm Right. Maybe I'm Wrong.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/need-any-of-us-say-anything-more.html

Look In To My Eyes.

Look directly into my eyes. https://www.eonline.com/news/1365350/chrissy-teigen-shares-adorable-video-of-her-and-john-legends-baby-esti-hiccupping You will see that they are very old eyes. You do not want anyone to ever know what these eyes have seen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk5NSEEMY4o (The Bargain Store, Dolly Parton, Rhinestones, Official Audio).

Need Any Of Us Say Anything More.

https://www.dw.com/en/munich-security-conference-zelenskyy-urges-speedier-support/a-64739355 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKmGSrUOFqA (Skunx, Lars Frederiksen And The Bastards, ST, Audio, Topic).

Yeah. I'm Really Just Chasing The Sympathy Vote Now.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/and-i-stand-by-it.html As you know we're talking about Mass Cubits here. Not Hollywood ones. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11761311/Olivia-Wilde-goes-braless-tank-leaves-gym-shows-latest-arm-tattoos.html?ico=related-replace https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjhhEJTJk2k (Spicy McHaggis Jig, Dropkick Murphys, Audio, RTBrandy).

And I Stand By It.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/by-getting-both-mother-father-to-sign.html After all. 11 pints. That's normally around equilibrium. Although even she must've learnt by now; You've got to, at the very least, try to warm it up first. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11738761/Paris-Hilton-delivers-high-energy-DJ-set-sparkly-pink-cheerleader-uniform-ahead-Super-Bowl.html

It Must Be Time For A Periodic Reminder.

That Natalie Portman. As a Jerusalem born, native Hebrew speaker. https://www.natalieportman.com/2022/07/04/natalie-tessa-on-the-one-show/ Did once. With full malice and aforethought. Name her first child; "A Portman." That poor kid will probably die of old age. Before I stop thinking that is absolutely hilarious.

I'm Guessing I Won't Be Invited To The Christening.

What with Old Woolworths, clearly, having absolutely, definitely got the job of; "Godmother" completely sewn up there. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/at-least-she-hasnt-succeeded-in-eating.html However.  I like to think they're not failing to name him. They're just delegating that responsibility to me. I mean. We've all certainly all heard worse. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11665417/Kylie-Jenner-announces-sons-Aire-social-media-users-say-translates-penis-Arabic.html https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10752061/Tuppence-Middleton-pregnant-actress-unveils-blossoming-bump-gorgeous-black-gown.html

At Least She Hasn't Succeeded In Eating Him Yet.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11762269/Rihanna-FIRES-trolls-criticized-calling-baby-son-fine.html 🐶🐶🐶💀🐶🐶💀. Apparently, that's just how she looks these days.

Seriously. She And Her Team Are That F'cking Stupid.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/hmm-maybe-im-little-too-leftwing.html I'm sure that until the final bubble. They'd keep shovelling money back to you. Just to thank you for all the Lemonade(!)

Hmm. Maybe I'm A Little Too Leftwing.

But I would have thought that it's around the time of the third; "Seig Heil!" You just take it outside and end it. https://twitter.com/rachelreevesmp/status/1512868214971281418 If you haven't got a hammer to hand? Then there's always the kerb. If the ground's already too soft to support a kerb. Then just keep p'ssing on it. Until it drowns.

I Maintain That It Was An Absolutely Vital Contribution.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/11/ive-got-sudden-desire-to-google-alicia.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/alright-cnt-hello-whod-you-grope-this.html And, surely. Isn't that how every woman wants to hear her breasts described. On their first outing in 45 years.

"Alright C'nt (hello). Who'd You Grope This Week?!"

https://twitter.com/BBCTheOneShow/status/1626672334231724035 Of course these days he'd just turn up in a mini-skirt and boobtube. Demanding the big boss does something about us and our 'micro-aggressions.' Which are causing him to feel so bad. About the choices he has made. In his life. Not that we ever let him on the full crew, of course. It was only the Premier League Mummy that ever got him through the gate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVMZUwFFJCc (Which Side Are You On, Dropkick Murphys, Official Audio).

Well. It Is The Munich Security Conference.

So I too would feel like an absolute derelict in my duty. If I didn't at least ask; Almost a full year into the Blitzkrieg now. Have they still not figured out why, for 77 years, they were able to pretend to themselves. That they were even any good at that form of warfare. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/when-your-blitzkrieg-just-refuses-to-go.html Was it, perhaps? Something to do with the big, scary dataset. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/i-really-dont-think-thats-how-you-spell.html Being kept far, far away from that shiny, little theory of themselves. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht02JEL2LkE (Devil's Brigade, Dropkick Murphys, Official Audio).

I Really Don't Think That's How You Spell; "Fighting Trousers."

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11764187/Rihannas-partner-ASAP-Rocky-seen-time-Super-Bowl.html https://face2faceafrica.com/article/he-fought-in-the-nude-and-ate-human-flesh-the-chilling-story-of-a-liberian-warlord-turned-preacher But is the a Court anywhere in the World that needs further convincing? The only way he is ever going to be dangerous. Is with a joint-checking account. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7PUPNxsRQ0 (Run Through The Jungle, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Chronicle, Official Audio).

Surely Not Even Fisher-Price Would Ever Let Them Anywhere Near A Hammer.

https://us.cnn.com/2023/02/17/asia/karachi-pakistan-police-station-attack-intl/index.html

Aren't We All Just Stunned That Facebook Haven't Managed To Figure It Out For Themselves.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11761319/Selena-Gomez-tells-body-shamers-away-reveals-lupus-meds-cause-weight-gain-Im-not-model.html https://news.sky.com/story/tiger-woods-gives-fellow-golfer-justin-thomas-a-tampon-after-hitting-ball-further-12813357 https://swatcbs.fandom.com/wiki/Old_School_Cool By now.

If You Ever Believed That I'd Been Rescued.

https://news.sky.com/story/bodies-of-18-migrants-found-in-abandoned-lorry-on-highway-in-bulgaria-12813456 Then you've done yourself a terrible mischief there. Best you figure out how you're going to undo it. Because if you thought that lying there weeping. Until someone comes along and does it for you. Then you really, really shouldn't have gone to war. Certainly not behind that shame of itself. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/as-only-thing-they-can-do-with-hammer.html

As The Only Thing They Can Do With A Hammer Is Ring A Bell.

https://news.sky.com/story/mississippi-shooting-six-people-killed-in-small-rural-town-near-tennessee-border-12813631 Maybe they shouldn't have tried to promote themselves to choppers.

Yet The Police Always Refuse To See The Funny Side.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/article-731800 https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-anarchists-with-red-and-black-flags-at-space-hijackers-tank-auction-14147107.html "You can't sell a tank here. There's an arms fair going on!"

Old Woolworths Has Absolutely No Excuse There.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731895 http://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2021/02/super-bowl-lv-pt2_26.html

If You're So Dumb You Make An Utterly Humilating Clerical Error.

Then it's entirely on you to correct said utterly humilating clerical error. https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731904 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/if-youre-dumb-enough-to-make-clerical.html  What did the absolute planks think we're running here(?) A charity(?!)

Presumably Any Vote He's Participated In Is Now Voided.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731871 As he's been certified to not be in his right mind. You have to wonder how bad it must be. For the Attending Physician to notice.

*coughs* Cubit.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731870

Scalded. You Get Scaled By Fluids.

Fluids and Gases. https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731843 Take my word for it. Unlike some. https://edition.cnn.com/2023/02/11/us/instant-noodle-childhood-burn-wellness-trnd/index.html I have a natural affinity for hot stuff.

Yes. People Actually Believing I Was Rescued In 2006.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731825 That's going to be a big problem for them.  https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/when-your-blitzkrieg-just-refuses-to-go.html

Today is a New Day.

Friday February 17th 2023 (17/2/23). Now let's see if I can do something about that ever growing backlog.

Of Course If I Ever Do Come To Lay Rihanna In A Grave.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/the-2023-super-bowl-some-remedial-work.html I'll be doing so with a Yankee. https://www.etsy.com/uk/market/yankee_screwdriver What with Carbonised Double-Countersunk seeming to be the only one still trying to buck the inflationary trend. Oh, who are we trying to kid. I think we all know that Miley Cyrus has been down there for a good, long while now. To absolutely no effect. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QL6FItgpsY (The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down, Joan Baez, Live, Official Audio).

Just Thank F'ck He Lived Long Enough To Make Another Movie.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/maybe-those-kiddies-should-learn-to.html I mean, have you not heard(‽) Some of us are already being forced to carry more than enough there. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11760101/Pink-reveals-gained-36lbs-pandemic-eating-sourdough.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKmGSrUOFqA (Skunx, Lars Frederiksen And The Bastards, ST, Audio, Topic).

Maybe Those Kiddies Should Learn To Stop Trying To Play With Choppers.

https://www.tmz.com/2023/02/15/black-hawk-helicopter-crash-alabama-video-highway-53/ At least until they develop the ability to tell one song from another. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYeJUkWnVpY (End Of The Night, Dropkick Murphys, Audio, GNRDisturbedSlash). Old Woolworths' got absolutely no excuse there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMhbr2XQblk (Grand Torino, Trailer, Video, Rotten Tomatoes Classic Trailers).

Yeah, Yeah. *Kaepernick Drop*

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/super-bowl-rihanna-halftime-show-make-up-b2281040.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X97E9Kbaq2o (My Mammy, Al Jolson, Let, Audio, Topic).

I Have To Assume That Reads; "The NFL Paid."

https://www.tmz.com/2023/02/16/rhianna-spent-half-million-home-rental-arizona-super-bowl/ As I'd hate to have to pull my fighting trousers on again, ASAP. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzEYLkvwsXk (Black Friday Rule, Flogging Molly, Official Audio). Of course the gist of the Baby Spice anecdote is; "He owned a multi-million dollar, bigger than a Camp Cyrus, property portfolio. Right up until the moment he didn't." Shortly after I was heroically rescued. Back in 2006. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7HBcn4D1vk (Kicking The Cack, Roots Manuva, Run, Audio, Topic).

By Getting Both The Mother & The Father To Sign Very Strict NDA's.

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/paris-hilton-kept-new-baby-secret-from-family And would you look at that. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11660531/Chrissy-Teigen-wears-belly-binder-one-week-giving-birth-John-Legends-baby-girl.html Some of us seem to be fast running through our second pint.

When Your Blitzkrieg Just Refuses To Go To Plan!

https://us.cnn.com/2023/02/14/europe/western-ammo-shortage-ukraine-intl-cmd No matter how sweaty your hands must've been at the start.

There Really Couldn't Have Been Any Expectation Of Anything Else.

https://us.cnn.com/travel/article/jfk-airport-power-outage/index.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/again-there-couldnt-have-been-any.html Although I am struck with a sudden urge to share; Most of my steel boots actually come off the railways. With that sort of current. No amount of footwear is going to save you. I'm sure we might be able to grow something out of that stem. https://english.news.cn/africa/20230212/cc79a5cb4df04ef3a3dc7de44bb08580/c.html You know, given time.

Did Twitter's Fluids Hear About That On Their Five Grand Stereo?

https://us.cnn.com/2023/02/16/us/uhaul-truck-brooklyn-new-york-court-appearance I'm sure the UN will let them know. When it's been elevated to the level of; "Macro-Aggression." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Um2j1iEj1k (The Killing Fields Official Trailer, Video, Rotten Tomatoes Classic Trailers).

Perhaps I Should File A Police Report.

https://abc7.com/conservation-corps-of-long-beach-urban-lumber-program-environment-carbon/12820934/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/the-tree-things-sorted-itself-out.html Maybe instruct a King's Counsel. Although I've grown rather tired of doing charity work for absolute planks. https://www.lawgazette.co.uk/news/cps-keir-starmer-to-step-down-after-five-year-term/70505.article

Of Course If Noah Wants A More Accurate Metric There.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/benign-9-1516ths.html She's going to have to learn to start thinking in terms of Cubits.

Benign. 9 & 15/16ths.

https://news.sky.com/story/mystery-objects-shot-down-over-north-america-were-probably-benign-us-admits-12811354 I believe that joke is copyright Zack Braff. Whereas;  "Let's get you on Interferon. To start interfering with your M.S." Is copyright of Jean Lindenmann. The man who discovered and named Interferons.

Did I Ever Tell You About The First Time My Grandmother Presented With Dementia?

https://news.sky.com/story/bruce-willis-diagnosed-with-frontotemporal-dementia-family-says-12812715 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/inspired-by-season-26-finale-of-silent.html We were having an, shall we say, 'Options On' discussion. n About Bonnie King Charley's friendly neighbourhood chav. The one who kept smashing their way into her house, trying to bang her over the head and rob her. Suddenly she completely forgot where she was. All the taps started running. The TV went on full volume. The radio went on full volume. All the pots and pans clattered. Just as all the kettles started whistling. It's hardly a surprise she could no longer hear herself think.

But If They Turn Up Wearing A Suit In Market In Lagos.

Then they're CIA. https://news.sky.com/story/biden-three-unidentified-objects-shot-down-by-us-most-likely-linked-to-private-companies-12812661 I assume; "Contractor" is still the Americanism for; "Self-employed Construction Worker." https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/i-suggest-they-take-it-up-with-facebook.html

Inspired By The Season 26 Finale Of; "Silent Witness."

https://news.sky.com/story/nicola-bulley-stopping-menopause-drugs-ended-up-causing-this-crisis-family-says-12812469 So I'm sure MI5 will give us the bones. When they're good and ready. Meaning we'll probably have to Carbon Date them by then.

The 2023 Super Bowl (some remedial work required).

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2023/02/the-2023-super-super-bowl.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYwyQK8Dz30 (We're Desperate, Pennywise ft. Exene, 2001, Official Audio). I'd be mildly interested to learn when Beyonce first suggested the Super Bowl. You know. Just to further research into the field of Witches Curses. https://www.tmz.com/2023/02/16/rihanna-pregnant-british-vogue-asap-rocky-baby-boy/ As I'm sure even her Mr List there has noticed. How politely everyone's been phrasing;  "Yeah. She's really struggling to lose the baby weight." https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/rihannas-halftime-show-team-carefully-managed-pregnancy-news-before-super-bowl-reveal Of course I don't like the fact that Lead was used in paint up until 1992. Although I'd ignore that at my peril too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f8oilVshVQ (Broken Down Angel, Nazareth, 2009, Official Audio). *chirrups like the Monkeypox* "PPE!" "PPE!" "P...

Erin Brockovich Is Back.

https://english.news.cn/20230216/f7962792d2ce47819ad7cc015b363d4b/c.html https://edition.cnn.com/videos/us/2023/02/14/ohio-train-derailment-spill-erin-brockovich-sot-lead-vpx.cnn I think we all know what that means. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/there-are-worrying-signs-us-mightve.html Although the runaway train metaphor has proved to be unitentionally apt. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/events-really-overtook-that-one.html

What A Hysterically Misleading Headline.

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-731649 If they didn't enter Alaska's airspace they didn't come anywhere close to, let alone over Alaska. That's something which is so routine that next I'm expecting to read a story about the Sun rising.  

Again. There Couldn't Have Been Any Expectation Of Anything Else.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731746 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/it-looks-like-baby-spice-anecdote-might.html

In A Rush I Actually Got Them Muddled Up Yesterday.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731738 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/surely-sweaty-hands-club-werent.html So rather like unrining a bell. It's easily enough done.

It Is Over A Year Since The CIA Declared That They Want To Be Failures.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731748 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/youd-think-theyd-have-learned-to-don.html No-one could have had any expectation that they'd succeed. After such a clear statement of intent.

Surely The Sweaty-Hands Club Weren't Expecting A Party.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731698 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/did-i-ever-tell-you-last-words-i-said.html

If You're Dumb Enough To Make A Clerical Error.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731685 It's entirely your responsibility to correct said clerical error.

Nobody Could've Been Looking To Losers For Leadership.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731673 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/the-rest-of-nato-must-be-able-to-see.html

There Can't Have Been Any Expectation Of Such.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731668 Unless you're do the sort of person who would, not only, want to share images of a horrific plane crash. You'd actually want to crash the plane in the first place. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/why-would-anyone-assume-thered-be.html

Today is a New Day.

Thursday February 16th 2023 (16/2/23). I have selflessly decided to give the gym a miss. Entirely for your benefit, of course.

It Looks Like The Baby Spice Anecdote Might Need An Outing.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/i-assume-it-leaves-very-tacky-finish.html https://www.eonline.com/news/1364947/miley-cyrus-loves-dolce-glow-self-tanners-so-much-she-invested-in-them-shop-her-faves-now https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/there-are-worrying-signs-us-mightve.html But not tonight. Battling a hangover I have literally been using diamonds to remove rust.

So The NBC Do Know Who They Are Then.

https://www.eonline.com/news/1364822/s-club-7s-reunion-announcement-is-a-dream-come-true Shall we have a quick glance over the official Gazette? https://www.tmz.com/2023/02/15/taylor-schabusiness-beheading-murder-court-attack-attorney/

There's Another Sentence I'd Like To See The Court Take Into Account.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11755049/Rihanna-gushes-relationship-AP-Rocky-revealing-second-pregnancy.html As that's some really impressive journalism from Vogue. Managing to get a quote from the 9 month old David Duke.

The Rest Of NATO Must Be Able To See How Utterly Useless They Are.

https://us.cnn.com/2023/02/15/politics/us-intel-china-balloon/index.html https://news.sky.com/story/mystery-objects-shot-down-over-north-america-were-probably-benign-us-admits-12811354

The Comparisons To Eva Peron Are Hardly Unfair.

https://us.cnn.com/2023/02/15/uk/nicola-sturgeon-resigns-scotland-intl So strong is the cult of personality. It's likely to make the succession following Chairman Mao look smooth and orderly. From her speech she clearly still believes she is the be all and end all of Scottish politics. I'm still enjoying the irony of a woman whose sole and only policy has ever been picking really dumb fights with the British government complaining about the brutality of politics. Of course Eva Peron was driven mad by a brain tumour. We've still no idea what's her excuse.

Holidays In Cambodia?

https://us.cnn.com/2023/02/14/us/uhaul-truck-one-killed-new-york-tuesday

Simply Not Attacking It Would Be A Good Start.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731662 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/i-didnt-get-impression-they-were-trying.html They can't imagine this utter withdrawal from reality is going to end well for them.

They Really Overexcited Themselves There.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731645 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Line,_Saudi_Arabia Fortunately it is just the background hum of stupidity these days.

There Are Some People In Life Who Just Aren't To Be Taken Seriously.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731614 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/hardly-in-line-with-ordered-ground-stop.html

Looking Back On Things.

I can't imagine how anyone involved could be giving themselves a good review. https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731590 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/there-are-worrying-signs-us-mightve.html

The Sweaty-Hands Club Are Just Completely Lost Now.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731544 There's no point talking or listening to them. You won't get any sense out of them.

However Did They Allow Themselves To Be Consumed By Such Madness?

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731573 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/youd-think-theyd-have-learned-to-don.html

Today is a New Day.

Wednesday February 15th 2023 (15/2/23). I think I'll got back to steel-toed boots. As recommended by the hammer I dropped on my foot the last time. Although let me reassure you. I bring that level of paranoia to power tools. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/yeah-im-going-back-to-playing-with-my.html

Yeah. I'm Going Back To Playing With My Legos.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/the-2023-super-bowl-quiet-quitting.html Clearly. We've got to do something to keep Rihanna busy. Obviously I'd prepped the stuff about Rihanna re-launching her brand. Now her USP has been widely pirated. I had not prepped the stuff about Rihanna being pregnant for a rip-cord pulling second time. So, in that sense. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QL6FItgpsY (The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down, Joan Baez, Live, Audio, Topic).

Shall We Try And Polish It Up Into A Discussion About The Positive Aspects Of The GATS?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vZsK3kSjSw (Here To Solve | New Boiler Ad | January 2022, Video, British Gas). Or is; "Don't rifling through a female customer's underwear drawer" already to Progressive a concept for the Biden Regime #:RollEyes.

Where Construction Workers Go.

When they want permission & paycheck. To behave really, really badly. https://us.cnn.com/2023/02/14/football/colombian-fan-attack-millionarios-tolima-spt-intl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xzk4iMa_Ys (We Hate West Ham, Video {mature}, mhunter605). So if you are a female celebrity. Who's had the misfortune of appearing on ITV London News' 6pm bulletin. Between, roughly, 1995 and 2005. I know someone who's definitely groped you. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11749383/Amanda-Holdens-mic-falls-dress-Britains-Got-Talent-auditions.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T_pclJa2qM (My Boy Lollipop, Byron Lee & The Dragonaires ft. Pam Hall, Official Audio, Lee Record Label).

The World's Most Accomplished Physiotherapist!

https://www.kttape.com/ Although those who haven't had to suffer as much as that poor, poor Colin Kaepernick. They can always make do with Micropore, innit.

It's Difficult To Discreetly Delete *That* Phone Number.

When everyone can see you deleting *that* phone number. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/02/and-will-there-be-cigars-for-uncles.html https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11741995/Megan-Fox-hints-shes-SPLIT-Machine-Gun-Kelly-deletes-trace-Instagram.html But how does Rihanna feel? About our collective girlfriend seeming to dump us. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uelHwf8o7_U (Love The Way You Lie, Eminem ft. Rihanna, Official Video). I'm certainly feeling a strong desire to correct the record. That time the second collective girlfriend caused me to punch through a wall. Not only wasn't she in the room at the time. She wasn't even in the building. So although it was a small, incestuous town. That, legitimately, might be the first she ever heard of it. It turns out. That growing up with grandmothers like mine. Raising your hands to a woman is something that you just do not do. Certainly not for a second time. Of course Rihanna's not the only one who...

Yeah. That Was Another 'Highlight' Of The 2013 Diamonds World Tour.

Almost getting arrested with a load of deal bags outside of Adele's house. Or what we later discovered was Adele's house. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Cp6mKbRTQY (Hey Brother, Avicii, Official Video). A highlight alongside; "Yep. That wall's definitely going to fall down. Some day." "Best we have a fully costed blueprint in place. For when we finally getting planning permission. " Spoiler Alert: It's 2023 Now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My2FRPA3Gf8 (Wrecking Ball, Miley Cyrus, Official Video).

I Think It's Fair To Describe It As; "A Bit Of An Issue."

https://us.cnn.com/2023/02/14/world/russia-soyuz-launch-delay-coolant-leak-scn/index.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/remember-beard-is-magical.html https://us.cnn.com/2023/02/13/sport/super-bowl-lvii-turf-complaints-spt-intl

She Does Seem To Be A Fan Of The Mini-Me's.

https://us.cnn.com/2023/02/14/entertainment/olivia-wilde-asap-rocky/index.html

Yes. But When Is Complete F'cking Amateur Hour Going To Be Solved?

https://us.cnn.com/2023/02/14/us/ohio-train-derailment-investigation https://www.nato.int/cps/en/natohq/news_211691.htm https://ww.youtube.com/watch?v=gQSoUMKiaTU (Toot Sweets, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Audio, afaultytoaster)/

I Suggest They Take It Up With Facebook Directly.

https://us.cnn.com/2023/02/14/us/gabby-petito-brian-laundrie-letter-burn-after-reading https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgyJ3qEmiw0 (All These Things That I've Done, The Killers, Video, Live 8).

It's A Lot More Common Than You'd Think.

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/10065581-belgian-goalkeeper-arne-espeel-dies-at-age-25-after-collapsing-on-field

Yeah. It's Like A Country.

Only A LOT dimmer. https://news.sky.com/story/brianna-ghey-trans-teenager-stabbed-to-death-could-have-been-targeted-in-hate-crime-police-say-12810856 https://news.sky.com/story/nicola-bulley-two-arrested-for-malicious-messages-sent-to-wyre-council-members-over-missing-mother-12811055 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/seriously-just-one-defence-against.html

Yeah. If You're Worried About; "Microaggressions."

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/it-looks-like-someones-absolutely.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/is-it-absolutely-completely-fcking.html I really don't think you've got a good handle on what The Last Resort does. https://apnews.com/article/middle-east-kabul-islamic-state-group-14ffbf5bcf4b67596420bd95e89785f6 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4U_RUsCISo (Like A Soldier, Johnny Cash ft, Unearthed, Official Audio).

Is It An Absolutely Completely F'cking Useless C'nt(‽)

https://news.sky.com/story/romania-scrambles-fighter-jets-after-detecting-suspicious-weather-balloon-in-its-airspace-12810949 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/how-did-us-not-realise-they-were-being.html

It Looks Like Someone's Absolutely Desperate For A Fullsize Cock.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11744847/Adele-instant-meme-Super-Bowl.html As leaking to the BRIT School. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11741039/Fans-slam-Tom-Grennan-asking-Ellie-Goulding-theyre-real-boobs-BRITS.html That's about as pathetic as it gets. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXUNUMNJA5A (Aspects Of Spirit, Levellers, Official Audio). Now. I assume China have explained it to Clan Cyrus. The difference between them and Elton John. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Campbell #CockPunch! Oh, and it's pronounced; "The Ack" btw. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/ammonia-is-often-used-to-cure-concrete.html

The 2023 Super Bowl (quiet quitting).

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2023/02/the-2023-super-super-bowl.html I'm not contractually obliged to add a song. So I'm not going to. An apt metaphor for America's suffering at the hands of the Biden Regime. https://www.tmz.com/2023/02/01/eagles-ol-josh-sills-allegedly-forced-woman-to-perform-oral-sex-in-truck/ Of course for wider society to change you need to have a wider discussion. https://www.tmz.com/2023/02/09/michael-irvin-files-lawsuit-against-misconduct-accuser-renaissance-hotel-railroaded/ Including the fact that, particularly amid Cancel Culture, not all allegations of rape and sexual assault are actually true. Are they, dear. You've not really qualified as a political activist. Until the authorities have started a rumour about you committing some gruesome sex crime. I've genuinely lost count of how many rumours there have been accusing me of things like rape and paedophilia. So trust me Colin Kaepernick and Black Lives Matter. The only thing oppressing...

Ammonia Is Often Used To Cure Concrete.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/having-grabbed-numerals.html https://english.news.cn/20230214/f583c8b71ec048d58c0b515e4b350ede/c.html Something which was mentioned in Season 2, Episode 2 "Story of a Gun" of CSI:Vegas. Which is what the refusers of the green were referencing. However it's one the more exciting developments in attempts to reduce Greehouse Gas (ghg) from the construction industry. Using the Carbon Dioxide produced during Cement Production as an alternative to Ammonia in curing the Concrete that much of that Cement is used to make. Of course if I were to lay a Concrete foundation in preperation for a new wall. I would have to find a way to stop the Foxes putting their noses and paws in it. In the several days it takes to dry and several weeks it takes to cure. Fortunately Foxes hate the smell of Ammonia. Another alternative is getting a pre-made Concrete slab. Although have you ever tried lifting a 10,000mm Concrete slab on your own?

He Does Seem To Hate Gift Horses As If He Were A Dentist.

 https://english.news.cn/20230214/09b6e6b0280b44d0a4acc2231dcf958e/c.html

Yeah. They Really Need To Just Accept The Green.

https://english.news.cn/northamerica/20230214/d6130abb8e0a46b98eec024881270235/c.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/yeah-2021-was-good-year.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/youd-think-theyd-have-learned-to-don.html

How Did The US Not Realise They Were Being Trolled(?!)

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-731506 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/theyre-still-struggling-far-out-of.html Although now they've had it explained to them. Again. I assume there's a phonecall Japan actually wants to make instead.

There Are Worrying Signs The US Might've Figured Out The Metric System.

https://www.jpost.com/science/article-731426 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/rihanna-loses-her-battle-against-sperm.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/01/actually-we-can.html As I've certainly been proving. It's a lot easier to destroy than to build. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/i-cant-imagine-its-priority.html  

They Genuinely Believe They're Being Tough & Powerful.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731510 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/not-so-much-slow-day.html While to me it just feels like I'm bullying them. I suppose I can lift the embargo on that now though. https://www.tmz.com/2013/03/20/rihanna-tour-buses-stopped-pot-weed-marijuana-michigan-canada/

You'd Think They'd Have Learned To Don The Green & Stop Being So Aggresive.

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-731477 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/ill-will-try-and-give-you-something.html Particularly as every time they get aggressive I just flatten them.

Is Japan Still Pointing A Powerful US Terminal High Altitude Area Defence Radar At China?

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731511

Today is a New Day.

Tuesday February 14th 2023 (14/2/23). Looking at the cluster of birthdays around mid-November. I'd say that it tends to be quite a productive one for quite a lot of people. Although I would argue that the first nine hours of my Monday were quite productive. It just went rapidly down hill after that.

Does Anyone Want To Re-Argue Rihanna's 777 Tour?

https://us.cnn.com/travel/article/united-777-plunge-takeoff-hawaii https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/theyre-really-only-insulting-themselves.html Which I still think of as our really unpleasant honeymoon.

It Certainly Didn't Go As Planned.

https://us.cnn.com/2023/02/13/sport/holding-call-super-bowl-lvii-chiefs-eagles-spt-intl I think they were just hoping for overtime. Having never recovered from the fact that rather than watching the Half-Time show I watched a movie. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palm_Springs_(2020_film) One I chose with no idea what it was about.

They're Really Only Insulting Themselves With Management So P'ss Poor.

https://us.cnn.com/2023/02/13/sport/super-bowl-lvii-turf-complaints-spt-intl https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/thats-more-or-less-what-ive-been-doing.html

"Pedestrian" Is Putting It Extremely Charitably.

If they had any hopes, let alone high hopes, for that. https://us.cnn.com/2023/02/13/us/uhaul-van-pedestrians-injured-brooklyn https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/they-must-see-that-this-just-isnt.html

They Must Be Mad To Think Anyone's Going Down That Road With Them.

https://news.sky.com/story/poor-treatment-of-liverpool-fans-almost-led-to-disaster-according-to-uefa-review-of-champions-league-final-chaos-12810295 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/they-must-see-that-this-just-isnt.html https://news.sky.com/story/ashley-dale-killing-two-more-men-charged-with-murder-of-council-worker-in-liverpool-12810405

They Must See That This Just Isn't Happening For Them.

https://news.sky.com/story/us-jet-shoots-down-fourth-flying-object-after-pentagon-says-it-flew-near-sensitive-military-sites-and-was-risk-to-civilian-aircraft-12809826 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/ill-will-try-and-give-you-something.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/that-was-one-of-my-more-impressive.html  Bells just do not unring themselves You can more more wind back to 2021/20 than you can stop time.

But Only If It Leads To The Further Expansion Of Turkey.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731476

They've Never Seemed To Be In Possession Of Minds.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731463 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/given-way-erdogans-been-behaving.html

Maybe They Should Stop Blocking It Then.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-731395 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/yet-us-definitely-wasnt-using.html

I'll Will Try And Give You Something Tomorrow.

After that all the other things I have to do will need to kick in. Even tomorrow will be a half-day. Apparently weighed down by a full day's worth of backlog. However one of the main themes of the 2023 Super Bowl was sexism and misogyny. At its most extreme male sexual violence against women. This was established with the all female flight crew of the fly-by. The obvious sexual innuendo of the EA -18G "Growler." An aircraft we thought we'd left back in the 1970's.  So obviously there was a particular focus on sexism and sexual violence within the US military. However the idea was to expand the discussion into society more widely. Due to some of the other things I have to do. I've recently been thinking a lot about the construction industry.  Dominated as it is by talk of laying, banging, screwing, hammering, nipples and cocks. It is deeply immersed in sexual innuendo. I can imagine this would make for an unwelcoming working environment for women. An extremely ...

Today is a New Day.

Monday February 13th 2023 (13/2/23). It might've been an idead to set an alarm.

Yeah. They're Still Getting Raped Though.

https://us.cnn.com/2023/02/12/sport/super-bowl-highlights-chiefs-eagles-spt/index.html Along with the old Monkeypox, there; https://www.tmz.com/2023/02/11/ben-crump-will-smith-george-clinton-celebs-raise-10-m-law-school/ Still trying to convince them it's all they deserve. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9MXNbpXQ3g (Who'll Stop The Rain, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Chronicle, Official Audio).

I Feel The Constabulary Needs To Be Informed.

It's just me fighting with an ex-wife now. But that old Rihannon?! She's got a problem she needs to get solved. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibWkp7OFB_A (Cotton Fields, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Official Audio).

Oh. So She's The Sort Of Stupid B'tch Who Actually Believed In Kaepernick.

https://variety.com/2022/music/news/rihanna-super-bowl-halftime-show-performing-1235383182/ For even a moment there(!)

Seriously Though. Your Governor-Magestiship.

How has that not already been ended? https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/yeah-officially-robyn-ofentys-pss-poor.html I mean. I thought your team were all big on abortion and such. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0ZYXryL37Q (Nelsons Farewell, The Dubliners, Audio, paddy brennan).

I'm Terribly Sorry There, Sonny-Jim.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/09/ive-heard-case-has-been-bumped-until.html But it turns out; That if you've stood a charge. Then a charge you must stand. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAj5fCQO0O0 (Whistling Gypsy, The Irish Rovers, 50, Official Audio).

Rihanna Loses Her Battle Against Sperm.

And the old whore didn't even have the decency to buy me a bottle of rum first. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCEIb46gP2E (Tobacco Island, Flogging Molly, Official Audio).

Seriously. Just One Defence Against A Charge Of; "de Clerambault's Syndrome."

Just saying. Just saying. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFuycuOOh6Y (To Youth, Flogging Molly, Official Audio).

Yeah. Officially Robyn O'Fenty's P'ss Poor Is A Non-Binary

Going by the current allegation; "Jay Brown." Although I think we all know it's really Sean *coughs* CIA, Carter. But if it turns out that if you're not so protected up the wazoo you just drop a 9 in back of that. Your fist will do the job, just as good. Seriously. Just present the skull to the Court. You can easily enough slip out. While they're all too busy just p'ssing themselves laughing.

But, Seriously Though.

Are there still no numerals available? https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/meh-hardly-first-nigerette-ive-seen-in.html For just so completely, utterly, totally sh't at this.

Meh. Hardly The First Nigerette I've Seen In A Boilersuit This Week.

https://www.tmz.com/2023/02/12/rihanna-rocks-super-bowl-halftime-show-speculation-pregnant/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDgkFPIStxI (What's Left Of The Flag, Flogging Molly, Official).

Yeah. I Taught We All Knew.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/yeah-thats-just-pss-poor-management.html That's when it's Vaseline + Intensive Care + Exit. That's when you really need to double up on protection. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oyVgYWYfLA (The Dark, Black Sabbath, Official Audio). After all. I've been down in this life. Down so many times. Yet not so down. I'd ever let an; "Aww, Special Assistance Program" actually touch me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXUNUMNJA5A (Aspects Of Spirit, Levellers, Official Audio). Now. Is that matter ever coming back before the Courts? https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/09/ive-heard-case-has-been-bumped-until.html Because it seems I've a fair sentences I'd like to see taken into account there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYDZ0I-F5zQ (Ghetto Celebrity, Roni Size, M0de, Audio, Topic).

Yeah. 2021 Was A Good Year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzVJPgCn-Z8 (Kashmir, Led Zeppelin, £Mothership, Official Audio). 2020 was better though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfPlaSZ8UXE (U+Ur Hand, P!nk, Radio, Official Audio). Fewer funerals.