That Taylor (not so) Swift's Really Good At Mugging Herself Though.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/in-my-memory-of-syrian-democratic-forces.html

https://theblast.com/47540/taylor-swift-quikclot-gunshot/

Also.

Unlubricated Condoms: Almost at good as keeping grit & sh't out of rifle barrels as Rihanna.