It's Definitely An Extremely Week Six.

At least according to my muscles.

It's also Rihanna's birthday today.

I don't know about her.

I've certainly seen no need to celebrate. By me screaming in her face.

However.

I'm pretty sure I've spent the evening listening to a Fox giving birth.

The last time Foxes were born on Rihanna's birthday was back in 2021. 

Then the father killed all of the babies. In a series of absolutely horrific domestic violence incidents.

🐶🐶🐶💀🐶🐶💀.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0CZeGR-eCo (Pure Trauma, downset, 2001, Official Audio).

I'm utterly convinced that they're doing it on purpose.