Surely Even Old Woolworths Has Heard About My Sister-in-Law By Now.

She's Indian born, tiny, Brown, nominally Muslim and married.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/the-2023-super-bowl-man-apparently.html

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/taughts-there-woolworths.html

Worse than all that though;

She's absolutely terrified of Horses!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEwpagagvh4 (Black Velvet Band, Dropkick Murphys, Official Audio).

Although, to be fair.

Surely everything must seem absolutely massive. Standing next to something like that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l2pASlZ2UE (Wearing Of The Green, The Young Wolfe Tones, Official Audio).