Perhaps I Should File A Police Report.

https://abc7.com/conservation-corps-of-long-beach-urban-lumber-program-environment-carbon/12820934/

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/the-tree-things-sorted-itself-out.html

Maybe instruct a King's Counsel.

Although I've grown rather tired of doing charity work for absolute planks.

https://www.lawgazette.co.uk/news/cps-keir-starmer-to-step-down-after-five-year-term/70505.article