I'm Guessing I Won't Be Invited To The Christening.

What with Old Woolworths, clearly, having absolutely, definitely got the job of; "Godmother" completely sewn up there.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/at-least-she-hasnt-succeeded-in-eating.html

However. 

I like to think they're not failing to name him. They're just delegating that responsibility to me.

I mean.

We've all certainly all heard worse.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11665417/Kylie-Jenner-announces-sons-Aire-social-media-users-say-translates-penis-Arabic.html

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10752061/Tuppence-Middleton-pregnant-actress-unveils-blossoming-bump-gorgeous-black-gown.html