At Least I've Got My New Year's Resolution/Hope Sorted.
Never find cause to use the phrase; "F'CK! Where's the Kill-Switch!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCHspVLAuWc (Date With Destiny, Pennywise, Official Audio)/
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Given They Can Follow Instructions Then.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11588707/Brandi-Cyrus-showcases-toned-frame-wearing-black-bikini-enjoys-beach-day-Miami.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/they-mustve-been-desperate-for.html Why are they cutting it this close? To their self-imposed deadline. Trust me. The police are not going to be happy if they have to clear the venue. Not to mention the traffic congestion.
You've Simply Got To Be Ready By Your Own, Self-Imposed, Deadline.
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They Must've Been Desperate For Saltwater Fish Instead.
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We All Know The Only Way They're Going To Unring That Bell.
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https://www.tmz.com/2022/12/30/doja-cat-chat-room-death-threat-criminal-investigation/ In the meantime. Doja Cat is Jewish. I get the impression more Israeli Jewish than American Jewish. Extreme Haredi Jews. So ultra, ultra-Orthodox Jews. Force married women to shave their heads. Wearing wigs in public. Which puts the Muslim headscarf in some sort of perspective. Knowing that. Perhaps I should have kept my mouth shut. However. Casually reading that Dojo Cat had shaved her head. As she wears a lot of wigs so it just makes her life easier. I thought; "Yep. That makes sense." While showing an admirable disregard for society's petty rules and conventions. Also. Who remember that time Tiffany Haddish shaved her head during Lockdown. Not in a Britney Spears way. She just wanted to see what her scalp looked like. https://edition.cnn.com/2020/07/08/entertainment/tiffany-haddish-shaves-head-intl-scli/index.html
So What Was The Point Of The CIA Putting The Goat In The Stall?
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Yep. That's The Level Of Terrible We've Come To Expect.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11588261/Miley-Cyrus-looks-dead-ringer-Dolly-Parton-dynamic-duo-rehearse-NYE-special.html Still going through the motions of holding a rehearsal. When you're wide awake to the fact. That the event won't be going ahead. Due entirely to the deadline you imposed on yourself.
Are They Sure They Wanted To Be Making A Statement About Going Ahead?
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Can You Imagine Being So Stupid As To Needlessly Impose A Deadline On Yourself.
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They Confirmed They Were Awake Before Their Self-Imposed Deadline.
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Yet The Lie About The Heroic Defence Of Snake Island Still Persists.
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The NBC Are Bumping Right Up Against Their Self-Imposed Deadline.
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Yeah. Back In 2013
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I took a quick sight over the absolute trash that populates Miley Cyrus' world. Then my eyes fell upon Dolly Parton. And my eyes though to themselves; "Dolly Parton's a big, old girl. She's been around the houses a few times." "Dolly can be trusted to keep dear old Hannah off the needle." But no. Apparently not. Apparently the silly, old Dolly's still suffering herself an allegation. An allegation named; "Carl Dean." Forcing me to ask said allegation; How the absolute f'ck has that not already been bubbled away away? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10819069/Miley-Cyrus-sees-Chicago-Broadway-beau-Maxx-Morando-mother-Tish-Cyrus.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szbhSkM-zoI (Anne Devlin, Various Artists, Audio, Topic). I mean. What are you waiting there for, son. A cheap bottle of Prosecco.
Now. Where's That Party At.
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https://www.tmz.com/2022/12/30/barbara-walters-dead-dies-abc-news-anchor-rip/ https://www.tmz.com/2022/12/30/gma3-amy-robach-tj-holmes-miami-making-out/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpUwEhrE5Lg (Just Like A Pill, Pink, Audio, RainyLittleGhost). Is it over there? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMiUSYJgEvI (Get The Party Started, Pink, Audio, leandro lopes). Or is it over there? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-csfRG6Dko (Switchblade, Roni Size, In 'T, Audio, Topic). I mean. Is it even possible for us to slow it down enough. For your, old, 110v Dolly there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8P_xTBpAcY (Wichita Lineman, Glenn Campbell, 2001, Official Audio).
If Only They Weren't Cutting It So Fine With The Publication.
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I could've told her not to worry. https://www.tmz.com/2022/12/30/doja-cat-chat-room-death-threat-criminal-investigation/ It wasn't a marriage proposal. https://jewinthecity.com/2019/10/why-do-orthodox-jewish-women-shave-their-heads/ It's a tomorrow problem. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQqPZVTN5cg (Can Can, Bad Manners, Brew, Audio, Topic).
Remember To Step Gently.
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For it is on the wings of the fallen you walk. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KBY-oFqVQo (Two Little Girls, Ani DiFranco, Little, Audio, Topic). Which, I guess, is my way of saying; Although I may just be a little prick. I'm not such a little prick I'd ever leave you dreaming of Ed Sheeran. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHhNt6q06_k (Comfortably Numb, Pink Floyd, Echoes, Official Audio).
Yeah. I Kept Bumping Into Her In The Bank.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11586109/Katie-Price-unveils-results-16th-boob-job-time.html The same bank from outside of which Ed Sheeran stole his career. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAWcs5H-qgQ (The A Team, Ed Sheeran, Official Video). One of us was always looking for a saving. I also used to work with a kiddie who went to school her. Around all those times she was getting raped.
Although. On Further, Definitely Not Drunken, Review.
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https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/how-were-they-not-ready-moment-safe.html He accepted a phonecall from her. When we could all she the CIA's slipknot around her neck. https://people.com/music/miley-cyrus-seen-with-drummer-maxx-morando-miami-new-years-eve/ I've yet to see a knife in his hand. So yeah. He's a scumbag. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhvQ9ZKJAas (Blowin' In The Wind, Bob Dylan, Essential, Official Audio).
How Were They Not Ready The Moment The Safe Landing Zone Opened Up For The?!
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https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/steven-tylers-accuser-julia-holcomb-speaks-out-allegations-childhood-sexual-assault Aside from seeing his daughter's fanny in Stealing Beauty (1996). All I know about him is that song he did on the Pink album. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAg3Mz8BB9A (Misery, Pink, Official Audio). Which, perhaps, misled me into thinking he must've be better than that. https://www.wrmf.com/miley-cyrus-has-covid-wont-perform-at-steven-tylers-grammy-party/ Either way. I've not seen any disclosure of reoffending. So I'm inclined not to take any cheap shots at the, clearly, poor, drug-addled old man. Nor his accuser. I'm not even going to speculate on how many hours past rigour mortis she must've been. But. Like I said. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/perhaps-if-they-hadnt-so-readily.html
Someone's Been Sucking On A Sour Worm.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11584923/Billie-Eilish-flaunts-cleavage-sheer-rants-liars-dont-like-sweets.html Meanwhile. I've just discovered her middle name is; "Pirate." While I've got the sort of beard you can weave gunpowder into. And more than one bottle of rum. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad-XuOLDPTE (Going Out In Style, Dropkick Murphys, Audio, PJ MusicLibrary)? Although not if she cannae recognise the pair of absolute morons in front of her. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11553185/Billie-Eilish-21-kisses-boyfriend-Jesse-Rutherford-31-star-studded-birthday-party-LA.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7PUPNxsRQ0 (Run Through The Jungle, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Chronicle, Official Audio).
What?! That Is The Clean Version.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfhZ4rw6R4g (The Unicorn, The Irish Rovers, Official Audio). Certainly cleaner than those 18 BRITS she's got. Although. Having discovered they're actually Canadian. I'm tempted to go lose my deposit on something else now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCEIb46gP2E (Tobacco Island, Flogging Molly, Official Audio). Meanwhile. Are MI5 still frantically trying to cling to; "Not The Intended Target."? https://news.sky.com/story/elle-edwards-murder-inquiry-family-pays-tribute-to-most-beautiful-and-bright-star-as-two-suspects-released-from-custody-12776822 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89NjEeHku8o (Drunken Lullabies, Flogging Molly, Official Video).
How Relieved Must They Be Feeling.
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That they finally managed to get it published. Just before their entirely self-imposed deadline. https://us.cnn.com/2022/12/30/us/university-of-idaho-student-killings-investigation Can they even imagine how much more relieved they'd be feeling. If they'd managed to get it published the moment the safe landing zone opened up for them. Let alone if they'd never imposed the deadline on themselves in the first place. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/i-seem-to-remember-them-being.html They wouldn't have to be worrying about what they're going to fill tomorrow's dead air with. Seriously though? What was it about someone stooping all the way down. To offer them that on a silver platter. http://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2021/05/the-oscars-2021-part-4.html That made them want to go drown themselves in the sea instead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6H4r1kWqSM (Miley Cyrus And Dolly Parton Singing Jolene, Video, yourdisneyguide).
How Could They Not Have Been Ready To Go The Moment The Safe Landing Zone Opened Up.
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It's Up To Sony Whether They Put In A Claim Or Not.
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https://us.cnn.com/travel/article/southwest-flight-cancellations-friday https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/i-assume-mark-ronson-was-included-on.html Personally. I would have accepted the resignations of all those concerned at the subdivision. The moment they so clearly and obviously tendered them.
I Was Going To Try And Make The Time Tomorrow To Explain It To Them.
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And That's Why They're Known As; "No Luck Losers Lists."
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So Who Is Taking The Perjury And Contempt Of Court Charges Then.
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It's A Lonely Place To Be.
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https://news.sky.com/story/cristiano-ronaldo-signs-with-saudi-arabian-side-al-nassr-fc-12777159 Now why are they cutting it this close to their self-imposed deadline? Let alone why did they impose the deadline on themselves in the first place‽ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/i-seem-to-remember-them-being.html
I Assume Mark Ronson Was Included On The Subdivision's Email Blast.
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https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/the-old-goat-in-stall-is-actually-quote.html After all. There are things you talk about. Then there are things you actually pay out money on studio time for. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHhNt6q06_k (Comfortably Numb, Pink Floyd, Echoes, Official Audio).
Are They Still Wondering Why They're On Air In The Middle Of The Day?
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"The Old Goat In The Stall" Is Actually The Quote From; "The Unit."
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To describe anything you use to keep the poor little lamb calm and quiet as they're sent to the slaughter. https://news.sky.com/story/almost-30-pregnant-sheep-killed-in-one-of-worst-livestock-attacks-in-kent-12776993 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/i-really-dont-think-so.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/its-hardly-first-slipknot-weve-seen-cia.html
I Really Don't Think So.
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https://news.sky.com/story/greta-thunberg-takes-another-swipe-at-andrew-tate-over-pizza-boxes-after-his-arrest-in-romania-12776854 The NBC's plan to put the defiled corpse of a sex trafficking victim in TV, for entertainment, was well known. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/i-appreciate-that-everyones-fashion.html https://news.sky.com/story/man-on-fbi-most-wanted-list-is-arrested-in-spanish-hotel-12773698 https://www.spoilertv.com/2021/12/fbi-international-trying-to-grab-smoke.html?m=1 So the only mystery deepening there. Is why they weren't ready the moment the safe landing zone opened up? Rather than pushing it up to the brink of their own self-imposed deadline. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=011WbzirEJo (Walk The Fire, The Unit Theme Song, Robert Duncan, Audio, TheMightyMomo).
Has Poor Miley Heard Yet?
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https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/miley-cyrus-says-dolly-parton-clutched-pearls-when-suggested-this The changes she's going to have to ring in. Like it were the CIA with a feckin' bell. As even the most absolute of absolute morons must've realised by now. She's the only reason she wasn't able to ask.
Aren't All Of The Instagram Whores Just Interchangeable.
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https://news.sky.com/story/elle-edwards-murder-inquiry-family-pays-tribute-to-most-beautiful-and-bright-star-as-two-suspects-released-from-custody-12776822 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11578933/Kim-Kardashian-accused-photoshopping-entire-FAMILY-festive-snap.html Whilst all Miley Cyrus wanted was an identity of her own. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU6QUb1H8qM (The Busy Girl Buys Beauty, Billy Bragg, cookingvinylarchive). Look what the CIA did to her instead. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10819069/Miley-Cyrus-sees-Chicago-Broadway-beau-Maxx-Morando-mother-Tish-Cyrus.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtEuygP2ARY (Slipknot, Woody Guthrie, Golden, Audio, Topic).
There's Never Been Any Suggestion That It Can Spread.
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https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/the-band-machine-head-are-named-after.html https://english.news.cn/20221229/810cb8c77e5c475d89b36e11e92142a5/c.html https://english.news.cn/africa/20221230/965079369def41d8bfde1f31c7d0a191/c.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/theyve-certainly-confirmed-that-theyve.html The only outstanding issue for debate is why the CIA weren't ready with the confirmations of their acceptance of reality. The moment the safe landing zone opened up.
They've Certainly Confirmed That They've Heard.
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https://english.news.cn/asiapacific/20221229/7555a6d92144423e99a2b1493a162f1c/c.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/yeah-if-someones-told-her-to-go-ahead.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/oh-well-its-deadline-they-imposed-on.html So they will be meeting their self-imposed deadline. Not choking like it's All Saints Day all over again.
Should've Been Ready The Moment The Safe Landing Zone Opened Up.
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It's Hardly The First Slipknot We've Seen The CIA Tie.
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Oh Well. It's The Deadline They Imposed On Themselves.
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https://www.eonline.com/news/1359694/andy-cohen-doubles-down-on-plans-to-drink-on-cnn-new-years-eve-broadcast https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/thats-cutting-it-extremely-fine.html I think we're all just a bit stunned that anyone that absolutely terrible could still be alive. Without the efforts of an army of fulltime care workers.
Actually. That Sounds Really Sketchy.
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https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/yeah-thats-hannah-spearritt.html I may have been offered Hannah Spearritt as interest on a debt. An embarrassingly small debt. https://www.tmz.com/2022/12/29/influencer-andrew-tate-arrested-romania-human-trafficking-allegations-report/ Although I've been in worse situations. I'm sure it wasn't. Just meddlesome mutual friends shoving famous people together. It was actually the inspiration for my plan to keep myself as a blank slate where Miley Cyrus was concerned. Obviously I'd recognise her if she randomly turned up in, say, my garden or kitchen. Particularly if she introduced herself with the words; "Hi, I'm Miley. I've done a bit of acting and singing." Personally I despise the; "So what do you do?" question. Beyond that though. Nothing Even at the start of the still ongoing 2022 Eurovision Song Contest. I still thought Miley was her birthname. You can see why Rihanna's looking moody th...
I Seem To Remember Them Being Immediately And Explicitly Notified.
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That's Cutting It Extremely Fine.
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https://us.cnn.com/travel/article/southwest-flight-cancellations-thursday Leaving the NBC with only a day to decide what they're going to fill all that dead air with. But, at the end of the day. They should have known they would have to be ready to go. The moment the safe landing zone opened up. Besides. They imposed the timescale and deadline on themselves. No-one else did.
The Radical Reinterpretation Of The UN Charter Does Away With Any Perceived Right For Kosovo To Exist.
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Isn't That One Of The Golden Rules?
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"Never assume the previous guy wasn't an absolute moron." https://us.cnn.com/2022/12/25/us/tacoma-washington-substations-vandalized It's something I was reminded of while creating the electrical outlet for the new stove. When she first moved into her apartment. The only mother I had at the time asked me to install a light fitting in the kitchen. Normally a very, very easy job. However. In the UK we use three core cable as standard. Meaning you have three wires; Live: which carries the current into the circuit. This is Brown or Red, depending on its age. Neutral: which carries the current out of the circuit. This is Blue or Black, depending on its age. Earth: which is there in case anything goes wrong with the other two wires. It carries the current into the ground, rather than across your heart. It is striped Green & Yellow or Green, depending on its age. I got up into this ceiling and discovered four wires. All Purple. All connected to something. In a situation l...
I Wonder If He Realises We're On A Hat-Trick.
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https://news.sky.com/story/former-pope-benedict-xvis-condition-is-serious-but-stable-vatican-says-12776226 https://news.sky.com/story/brazilian-football-star-pele-has-died-at-the-age-of-82-12775924 https://news.sky.com/story/fashion-designer-dame-vivienne-westwood-has-died-at-the-age-of-81-12776479 And, traditionally, isn't it the Pope that goes first.
Threatening The Crane Sounds Like A Very Stupid Idea.
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https://news.sky.com/story/third-man-arrested-on-suspicion-of-murder-after-footballer-cody-fisher-was-stabbed-to-death-in-birmingham-nightclub-12776099 But we are dealing with the square root of absolute pie here. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/yeah-theyre-completely-bcking-useless.html Rather than the cube root of Heaven.
You'd Think They'd Be Grateful For A Hard Border In The Irish Sea.
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Now I'm Going To Catch Me A Dragon.
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Or, to put it another way. Yay! The dehumidifing crystals have arrived. Imagine my excitement(!) It's a good job the delivery fee included a lot of movies TV shows and football matches. *tuts* I suppose I'll have to then. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Gucci https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtEuygP2ARY (Slipknot, Woody Guthrie, Golden, Audio, Topic).
The 2022 Winter Olympics Closing Ceremony. Pt. 4 (a long time to hold a thought).
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https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2022/12/the-2022-winter-olympics-closing.html The BBC 1 Christmas Schedulers seem to have figured it out though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaV1r341wYk (Ghostbusters, Ray Parker Jr, OST, Audio, Topic). It only took them about 10 months. 10 months, lots of hints and many cups of tea. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihPenaGJ6P4 (Career Opportunities, The Clash, Remastered, Official Audio).
Never Accept A Quote From An Absolute Moron.
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https://news.sky.com/story/theophilus-london-family-reports-rapper-missing-as-they-urge-him-to-send-us-some-signal-12775950 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/poor-miley-accepted-quote-from-absolute.html Obviously he's out in the cold. Where he will stay until he brings himself back in. As is anyone fool enough to stand there with him.
So Why Aren't We Reading The Confirmations Of The Acceptance Of Reality?
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So Nothing To Do With A Concept That Was Flawed From The Start?
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I Certainly Wouldn't Tolerate The Subdivision Incurring A Loss Like That.
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The NBC Have Left Themselves With Less Than Three Days.
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The Band "Machine Head" Are Named After A Deep Purple Album.
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https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-726078 They were supported in their early career by Ozzy and Sharon Osborne. Of Black Sabbath fame. They're certainly musically far superior to the rash of Nu Metal bands they spawned. Such as Limp Bizket and Linkin Park. Which is something mildly interesting to talk about. Particularly in relation to Finland's 2021 Eurovision Song Contest entry "Dark Side" by Blind Channel. I think we're all aware of my paternal grandfather's role in the Asian theatre during the Second World War. Meanwhile the NBC have now less than three days to announce what they'll be filling that dead air with. As I'm certainly happy to accept Chain-of-Command into my life. When it comes to Natural Gas installation. Just as the CIA should be keeping well away from things that are, clearly, far beyond them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XhoV1B9NMY (Smoke On The Water, Deep Purple, Official Audio).
I Know, It's Frustrating.
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https://us.cnn.com/videos/world/2022/12/28/china-accident-bridge-contd-lon-orig-na.cnn https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/i-know-its-frustrating.html Frustrating and baffling. I've still no idea what debate NATO thought it needed to go wading through. They should've been ready to go the moment the safe landing zone opened up.
Which Sounds Like One Way Of Telling Miley Cyrus They're No Longer Friends.
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https://us.cnn.com/2022/12/28/entertainment/ariana-grande-christmas-gifts-manchester-gbr-intl-scli/index.html Although it's something that would have been nothing but a feel good story. If only the CIA had got the confirmations of their acceptance of reality published in the official Gazette. The moment the safe landing zone opened. Something, we can't help but notice, they still haven't got it together enough to do.
I'm Still Baffled How Anyone Could've Thought There Was Anything To Discuss.
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https://us.cnn.com/2022/12/28/business/american-airlines-southwest-price-cap Once the CIA failed to get the confirmations of their acceptance of reality published in the official Gazette. The moment the safe landing zone opened up. The only thing their allies should have been focused on is calling in the respective US Ambassador. To get a formal explanation as to how they'd managed to be so remiss.
It's Hardly A Difficult Protocol To Follow.
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https://us.cnn.com/2022/12/28/business/american-airlines-southwest-price-cap First they need to publish the confirmations of the acceptance of reality in the official Gazette. As they should have done the moment the safe landing zone opened up. Then they need to send a gift. In order for request an audience for them to explain how they will be settling their bill.
It's Good They're Acknowledging They Need Psychological Help.
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Which Has Certainly Come As A Shock To NATO Propagandists.
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The CIA's Extra Special Process Was Absolutely Vital(!)
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I Really Don't See What NATO Are Feeling The Need To Discuss.
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https://english.news.cn/europe/20221229/d517096527f04b9bb986297bebacffe9/c.html The confirmations of the CIA's acceptance of reality should've been published the moment the safe landing zone opened. Ideally they should be compensating Sony for the loss it's inflicted on them. However Sony certainly don't seem to have made any effort to recover its losses.
Hasn't Mexico Played An Outsized Role In Keeping Everyone Out In The Cold.
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https://english.news.cn/northamerica/20221228/578d0b5026054234891934213b601541/c.html Seriously though. It might increse his chances of getting paid. The Democrats having to pay to look after migrants themselves. Rather than being able to exploit them to stuff ballot boxes in Republican majority states.
I Know, It's Frustrating.
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https://english.news.cn/20221228/61f85c55ed854a1f8162915925fe1fc0/c.html I think we're all a bit stunned. That the CIA didn't get the confirmations of their acceptance of reality published. The moment the safe landing zone opened. There's certainly no discussion that NATO needed to go wading though.
I'm Sorry. I Seem To Have Found Myself A Wee Bit Drunk, There.
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Some Credit Must Go To The English Football Association Though.
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For their cunning plan. Of gradually, year-on-year, reducing the credibility of the domestic game. https://www.football.london/arsenal-fc/news/arsenal-premier-league-manchester-city-25701293 So, by the time Qatar 2022 rolled around. No-one could've expected to be taking it seriously. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_JaDDcyIIU (Fascist Regime, The Beatles, Official Audio). #RWYA.
No. Never Accept A Quote From An Absolute Moron.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10449361/Miley-Cyrus-pushes-limits-opening-legs-unzipping-romper-flash-cleavage.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/it-was-entirely-foreseeable.html At least not until you've had a look at it yourself, there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-csfRG6Dko (Switchblade, Roni Size, In 'T, Audio, Topic).
I Could've Done Without Hearing About That.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11577519/Ariana-Grande-sends-Christmas-presents-children-Manchester-Hospitals-following-terorist-attack.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/yeah-foxes-will-be-living-all-fancy.html But, you know. If she ever still finds herself in the market 🎁. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfhZ4rw6R4g (The Unicorn, The Irish Rovers, Official Audio).
I'd Be Utterly Appalled If They Didn't Play The Game To India's Advantage.
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http://edition.cnn.com/2022/12/27/business/russian-deaths-india-pavel-antov-intl/index.html https://us.cnn.com/2022/12/26/india/india-modi-zelensky-phone-call-peace-intl-hnk/index.html However that is a rather significant rule. Which the Bretton-Woods Order have built into their road. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montevideo_Convention https://news.sky.com/story/serbia-places-security-forces-on-kosovo-border-at-state-of-full-combat-readiness-12775006 Only for the current Secretary-General to feel free to disregard. Without even a thought to the fines payable. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwj5eddce2A (Waterloo, ABBA, Audio, Don Tran).
Which Is Why I Won't Be Troubling An Emergency Plumber.
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https://us.cnn.com/2022/12/26/us/jackson-mississippi-boil-water-notice Either this season, or the next. Although not even I would ever contemplate even mucking about with Gas. https://news.sky.com/story/four-injured-as-gas-explosion-destroys-house-in-evesham-worcestershire-12775366 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKGzdq2hthg (Ozzy Osbourne And Tommy Iommi Live At Commonwealth Games Closing Ceremony - 080822, Video, Rock Music).
Yeah. That's Hannah Spearritt.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primeval_(TV_series) I'm sure you all recognise her. Just as I'm sure I've told this story, every time I'm drunk. It turns out my 'very good friend.' Who'd asked me to go help hammer his outstanding stake. Well, he'd been off on his travels. While S Club 7 were busy being famous. So, genuinely, had no idea who she was. Meaning that when she introduced herself. Saying she'd done a bit of singing, was trying to break into acting. He started talking to her like she was fresh off the bus from Minnesota. It. Did not. End well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7chfXJ9MLc (Bye Bye Baby Blue, The Undertones, True, Audio, Topic). So you'll excuse me if I take a knee now. Just to show my eternal thanks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7BeGDZewHs (Rescue Me, Fontella Bass, Slideshow, Marc Leroy).
Ah Yes. The Survey Monkeys.
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Many moons ago I found myself in a; "Focus Group." Discussing the possibility of commissioning a show. In which a nameless, yet famous, pop starlet transitioned her career into acting. There were warnings about foul language, scenes of drug use and other "Adult Themes." Even the possibility of nudity. I believe the options were; Yes. F'ck yes. And; I'm sorry I'm a gay man. Will it have c'ck in it? About a year later that emerged. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secret_Diary_of_a_Call_Girl Having taken a degree of ownership I was frustrated at not being able to watch it. Although, obviously, not frustrated enough to actually do anything about it. For about the next 14 years. However, if it is going to lay itself out there in front of me, for free. Then I'm not going to kick it out. At least not until its second season.
Yeah. They're Completely b'cking Useless.
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https://news.sky.com/story/birmingham-nightclub-stabbing-victim-named-as-cody-fisher-12775260 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/05/so-usuk-could-hear-increasingly.html Meanwhile. As with; "People I've thrown out of windows." When it comes to; "Windows I've smashed in." You're really going to need to narrow it down there. https://news.sky.com/story/we-were-so-happy-friends-describe-moment-gorgeous-elle-edwards-was-shot-dead-in-pub-on-christmas-eve-12774631 I mean. Not even the ²√π Chart is ever going to be that clear 🎁. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad-XuOLDPTE (Going Out In Style, Dropkick Murphys, Audio, PJ Musiclibrary).
It Was An Email Blast Across The Entire Contact List.
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https://us.cnn.com/2022/12/27/entertainment/morrissey-fights-miley-cyrus-record-battle/index.html I can't imagine whoever authorised all that money being wasted on studio time will be with the subdivision for long. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/i-wouldnt-tolerate-subdivision-forcing.html
It Was Entirely Foreseeable.
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https://us.cnn.com/2022/12/25/us/tacoma-washington-substations-vandalized However the fact that the confirmations of the acceptance of reality still haven't been published. Despite the safe landing zone being open for over a week now. That almost unbelievable failure has certainly added to the backlog.
Surely The Time For The Chatterings Of Hopeless Crack Addicts Is Long Over.
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I Wouldn't Tolerate The Subdivision Forcing Sony To Eat The Writedown.
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I Can't Say I'm Familiar With How Ill He Is Or Isn't.
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https://english.news.cn/asiapacific/20221227/15d6f02373584e2b82d7c9975b6784dd/c.html However it does seem a particularly strange move. Given the instablity and danger his ideological heir has been inflicting on South Korea. The region. The World. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/i-wonder-what-that-was-reference-to.html
Someone Seems To Have Confused Their Urgent Work With My Urgent Work.
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Presumably Sia's Already Found Something Else To Be Doing On New Year's Eve.
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It's An Absolute Scandal They Didn't Seem To Know It Was Coming.
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Particularly given all their fancy THAAD systems. https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-725900 However they certainly know it's coming now. I'm sure the NBC regret choosing to spend their holiday between Christmas and New Year's in that way. Frantically scrambling around. Trying to decide what they're going to air instead.
Today is a New Day.
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Tuesday December 27th 2022 (27/12/22). I think I've cleared both of the Asian and African backlogs. Taking them one bite at a time. Which should just leave me with the European backlog. I tend to keep up with the North America section anyway. I won't be mucking about today though. Straight onto the coffee and paracetamol.
The Safest Landing Zone Available Has Been Open For A Week Now.
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https://us.cnn.com/travel/article/flight-cancellations-christmas-2022-winter-storm Yet if that's how the NBC want to be spending their holiday between Christmas and New Year's. Then that's how they want to be spending their holiday between Christmas and New Year's. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/so-is-sia-suddenly-busy-on-new-years-eve.html
But They Definitely Blew Up Those Nord-Stream Pipelines(!)
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I Can't Even Remember The Cascade Failure That Almost Triggered.
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https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/have-they-realised-what-happened-to.html I was busy containing it. Amongst other things. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/there-was-never-any-need-for-cias-very.html https://us.cnn.com/2022/12/25/us/tacoma-washington-substations-vandalized https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li4nTpgKcS4 (Run On For A Long Time, Blind Boys Of Alabama, Official Audio).
When Even They Can See That Someone's Just Been Burning Through All The Crack There.
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The Values NATO Is Fighting To Uphold In Ukraine.
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https://news.sky.com/story/mel-c-pulls-out-of-poland-new-year-gig-over-issues-that-do-not-align-with-communities-i-support-12774924 We all assume the SIA has already found something else to do on New Year's Eve. To avoid having to go through the bureaucracy of being stripped of her (travel) license. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/so-is-sia-suddenly-busy-on-new-years-eve.html Oh course I used to live in the same building as Baby Spice. While it was debt collection which saw me thrust into a disastrous blind date with Hannah Spearitt from S Club 7. The Peter Andre story is, without doubt, the best story though. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/jehovah-witnesses-dont-celebrate.html Even if I may sound so ungrateful for the work Khanistan did saving little old me.
Lucia Will Have To Step Down.
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As part of the de-Nazification and renunciation of belligerency process. She's proved herself utterly incapable of taking the Vindman Gang in hand. https://news.sky.com/story/ukraine-war-latest-belarus-taking-on-significant-but-discreet-role-for-russia-standing-ovation-as-president-zelenskyy-addresses-us-congress-12541713?postid=5118564#liveblog-body Of course the Secretary-General could have offered her a lot of help. Simply by upholding the UN's own Charter. Unfortunately that opportunity was squandered many months ago now.
I Wonder What That Was A Reference To.
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https://news.sky.com/story/south-korea-scrambles-fighter-jets-and-attack-helicopters-after-north-korean-drones-violate-airspace-12774463 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/natos-situation-keeps-geting-worse.html While the South Korean response was utterly professional. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/the-safe-landing-zone-has-been-open-for.html None of that choking for them. On All Saints Day or Saint Stephen's Day.
Something's Certainly Over.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11573645/Pamela-Anderson-drags-tree-tells-Santa-Claus-Christmas-social-media-video.html But it's not Christmas. Yeah. I've spending a lot of my time on hardware store websites at the moment. It's like porn. Porn for very, very old men. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11567721/Pamela-Anderson-shares-throwback-Thursday-post-Tool-Time-Girl-era-Home-Improvement.html
And Now They're Trying To Further Deepen Their Relationship With NATO.
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Shouldn't They Be Fining People Who Insist On Breaking The Rules Of The Road.
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How Did I Miss Such A Stunning Reverse From The UNSC?!
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So The IOC Didn't Notice Everyone Talking About It Then.
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The Safe Landing Zone Has Been Open For A Week Now.
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https://english.news.cn/asiapacific/20221226/5bc15992894842f1bc621efd25f2174c/c.html But if the NBC want to spend the holiday between Christmas and New Year's rushing around trying to decide what they're going to air instead. Then that's how the NBC wants to spend its holiday between Christmas and New Year's.
We're All Well Aware Of The Protocol They'll Have To Follow To Unring The Bell.
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So Sony Have Finally Got They're Money Back Off The CIA?
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So Is Sia Suddenly Busy On New Year's Eve?
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Or having her passport revoked? https://english.news.cn/asiapacific/20221223/2977ab738edf4e4a9350c1dcea626de7/c.html I'm just stunned the confirmations of the acceptance of reality still haven't been published. Let alone the moment the safe landing zone opened up. It's as if some people are on so much Crack. They just can't see the big, flashing warning lights right in front of them.
They Must've Noticed Their Awfulness Wasn't Getting Them Anywhere.
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https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-725829 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/11/birthday-luncheon.html So were to be ready to go with the announcement. The moment the safe landing zone opened up. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/they-should-have-been-ready-with.html
They Should Have Been Ready With The Announcement.
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The moment the safe landing zone opened. https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-725818 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/we-have-to-assume-theres-no-crack-left.html No-one forced them to put the deadline in the diary. Just as no-one was forcing them to keep the deadline in the diary, for even a moment.
Jehovah Witnesses Don't Celebrate Christmas.
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Nor do they celebrate Birthdays. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/who-wants-to-hear-random-celebrity-story.html What the CIA was trying to do there. Was claim that it is a reason like that. Rather than the security threats/attacks I'm subjected to. That prevent me from celebrating Christmas or Birthdays. However. There is an Australian by the name of Peter Andre. Who had a short career as a popstar in the 1990's. He is from a family of Jehovah Witnessess. When his short career as a popstar ended Peter Andre settled in the UK. Where he's been trying to reinvent himself as a TV personality - mainly on the; "TV For Chavs" network. Along with operating a cafe/coffee shop. Like all cafes/coffee shops. Peter Andre's recieves regular deliveries of catering pack sized sacks of coffee beans. For reasons that I assure you are totally legal. Over ordering etc. In 2013 one of those huge sacks of coffee beans ended up in my house. Rather than Peter Andre...
Who Wants To Hear A Random Celebrity Story?
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Peter Andre paid for most of the coffee I drank during Rihanna's 2013 Diamonds World Tour. He doesn't know that. He's just terrible at keeping track of stock at his cafe. https://us.cnn.com/2022/12/25/us/colorado-jehovahs-witnesses-homicide-investigation-dead/index.html https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11572855/Kate-Moss-Myleene-Klass-lead-stars-celebrating-Christmas-Day.html Of course I'll be happy to maintain all of my properties. Just as soon as the British Crown does its duty. Sorts out its clerical error there.
We Have To Assume There's No Crack Left Anywhere In The World Then.
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The Only Noise Should've Been An Apology.
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http://edition.cnn.com/2022/12/25/europe/austria-avalanche-lech-zurs/index.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/yeah-how-much-crack-must-they-be-on.html Failing at even that. Get the US Ambassador in on Christmas Day. Have it formally explained why the confirmations of the CIA's acceptance of reality still haven't been published in the official Gazette. The safe landing zone will have been open for a week tomorrow.
Yeah. NATO Really Needs To Stop Trying To Play With The Big Boys.
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It Can't Be Coming As Surprise News.
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What with the death being over a year ago. https://globalnews.ca/news/9372824/bus-crash-highway-97c-merritt-christmas-eve/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/the-nbc-have-left-themselves-in.html It's disappointing they couldn't even managed to do something involving mining. https://hollywoodnorthbuzz.com/2022/02/chris-pratt-in-merritt-kamloops-for-jurassic-world-dominion-in-theatres-june-10th.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/05/yes-theres-lot-of-chewed-furniture-to.html
The NBC Have Left Themselves In An Unenviable Position.
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Of having to rush around, while everyone else is resting. Working out what they'll be airing on New Year's Eve. https://www.tmz.com/2022/12/25/cincinnati-bengals-emergency-landing-jfk-airport-win-patriots/ http://edition.cnn.com/2022/12/25/us/jetblue-plane-fire-evacuation-new-york/index.html http://edition.cnn.com/2022/12/25/us/colorado-jehovahs-witnesses-homicide-investigation-dead/index.html Although it's hard to be sympathetic. They've had over a year to get the confirmations of the acceptance of reality published in the official Gazette. If they're going to waste their time like that. They'll have to settle for closest thing to a safe landing zone they can get.
Christmas Is Actually Really Stressful And Aggressive.
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The Rivarly With Nigeria Contines Then.
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https://english.news.cn/africa/20221226/a45d4993ac924e18b747acb237cc391c/c.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/fair-play-to-moroccans-though.html https://www.moroccoworldnews.com/2022/10/351771/nigeria-morocco-gas-pipeline-to-receive-25-billion-in-investment-in-2023 Seriously though. Anyone who supported NATO's attack on Ukraine without getting paid, like the Moroccans got paid. They should be doubly ashamed of themselves.
They Really Should Have Got Their Work Done Before Christmas Day.
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Today is a New Day.
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Sunday December 25th 25/12/22). Christmas Day. When it really gets driven home to me. How much of my reading list is made up of Eastern Orthodox Christians, Jews, Muslims and followers of Asian Animist belief systems. When it comes to the Middle-East the fact it is also a Sunday is not going to offer much relief.
What Can I Say. Game Respects Game.
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https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/fair-play-to-moroccans-though.html I mean(!) Can you even imagine? Being forced go through an entire life of it. Without even a hint of it there, yourselves. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5d5omWxFJk (He Got Game, Public Enemy, Audio, MrChildhood99).
Yep. It's A Small Nation. Only Around Four Million Heads Between Them.
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Please. Just Say Her Name.
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https://www.tmz.com/2022/12/23/bono-daughter-eve-hewson-new-york-magazine-nepo-baby-president-pamela-wasserstein-vox/ I mean. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/its-starting-to-look-lot-like-it-was.html I'm still not yet so Orange. That I wouldn't throw even the most hopeless of dogs a bone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDgkFPIStxI (What's Left Of The Flag, Flogging Molly, Official Audio).
Yeah. I Had To Work Completely Sober.
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But fear yourselves not now. Dr Maatens and I are fast catching up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NgRF2eqFOM (May The Living Be Dead, Flogging Molly, Official Audio). Not even a wee tot in my Thermos™ there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzEYLkvwsXk (Black Friday Rule, Flogging Molly, Official Audio).
And That's Why I'm Now, Finally, Planning To Invest In An N95 Mask.
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https://www.eonline.com/news/1359279/christina-haack-shares-she-has-mercury-and-lead-poisoning Large amounts of wood/saw dust are not good for. Particularly if it's old wood. Treated with Lead, Mercury, Arsenic. Basically all of the poisons. Even in small amounts. Metal dust needs to be taken extremely seriously. Now. Are the 'advanced chemists' amongst us finally beginning to understand? Just how rude it is for them to even contemplate looking at me. As if I don't know what FPM-2 is. As I'm finding it almost impossible to imagine. That anything could be that extremely, completely, hopelessly f'cking Council. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/as-with-rest-of-nato.html That they can't even manage to keep any sort of tongue in their heads. Let alone a civil one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srkqJd0xrK4 (Chemical Worker's Lament, Various Artists, 1911, Audio, Topic)
I Should Never Have Brought Him That Vacuum Cleaner For His Birthday.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp9Aw8Hf__8 (Family Guy - Brian Doesn't Want To See Mr Hoover, Video, The Randomize). Or, at the very least, brought him a Henry Hoover™, innit. Obviously I appreciate that we are now in the Christmas period. Where we are all to sit down with out relatives. Resisting the urge to insult our relatives to their faces. Let alone on the big old World Wide Web. However in Britain we have this phrase; "He's that lazy you'd need to light a bomb under his arse to get him to do......" For about seven years I'd been saying we really need to get a new stove. I think you all know how we ended up getting a new stove. Anyway. It was decided that we needed to get a handheld vacuum cleaner. Dyson™ introduced the concept to the market. So remain the gold standard. However it was decided that we needed to get the, not so cheap, Hoover™ knock-off. This decision was made on November 18th (18/11). The final, scheduled, day of COP27. Literally the bus...
I've Also Had Some Relatives Serve In The Old Occupation Force.
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You can count them by the stack of cheap copper pennies. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/you-do-seem-absolutely-desperate-to.html Either way. It has led to some interesting family gatherings. Where we've watched grandparents discuss the horror of having a grandchild serve in the military. Wonder if they realise. It's two different militaries. A pair were militaries which, historically, have had a few 'issues.' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5je1fQahLMs (The Orange And The Green, The Irish Rovers, Official Audio). Seriously though. That's probably the most combat the other IDF have ever seen. In all their years of hiding behind the Proper Army.
Does This Mean She Can Finally Stop Coming Round My House?
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https://www.tmz.com/2022/12/23/tory-lanez-found-guilty-of-shooting-megan-thee-stallion/ After all. He seems that be a much more suitable volunteer. But not until the Spring, yeah. It will take me that long to sharpen me shears. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hviyp8p7hrg (Oh Virgin Of The Angel Host, Caerphilly Male Voice Choir, FH, Audio, Topic). Just kidding. It'll only take a couple of elastic bands and a rusty nail. To sort out whatever libel neither he or Drake are planning to put on their next passport application. https://news.sky.com/story/minimum-age-for-applying-to-change-gender-in-scotland-lowered-to-16-as-controversial-reform-bill-passes-12772652
Fair Play To The Moroccans Though.
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https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/explosion-ignites-fire-moroccan-propane-gas-storage-plant-95729620 Not only did they get EU recognition, a big step towards UN recognition, for their claim of sovereignty over the Western Sahara. In return for going along the myth of a President Joe Biden. They also got the EU to pay them US$25bn for the privilege of selling the EU 12bnm³ of gas each year. https://atalayar.com/en/content/morocco-will-enter-liquefied-natural-gas-market-next-april Even at the EU's extremely, extremely Soviet appropriation of US$180p/kwh. That's still a pretty penny. Certainly a lot more than the rest of you mugs got. https://www.eeas.europa.eu/eeas/un-general-assembly-demands-russian-federation-withdraw-all-military-forces-territory-ukraine_en So I assume Dechamps has already given Mbappe the old spinal. While they're both still trying to suck on Miley's ACL there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f8oilVshVQ (Broken Down Angel,Nazareth, 2009...
Then I Flew Out To Madrid, Spain.
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Where I stayed up for another four days. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/that-was-one-of-my-more-impressive.html Upon my return I was stripped of my passport. I mean, fair point. It was a bit of a tear. But, surely. It cannae have been that bad. https://twitter.com/SadiqKhan/status/1605625186857910278?ref_src https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKZ9eyuhiY (The Sick Bed Of Cuchlainn, The Pogues, Official Audio). And, FTR. If you're looking for the latest news from Khanistan .Just use the Google search term; "Mouth Abortion."
I Assume That's The Sickening Attack On Kurds France Was Referencing.
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https://edition.cnn.com/2022/12/14/middleeast/iran-expelled-from-un-womens-rights-body-intl/index.html As you only need to take one look at the Biden regime to see that it doesn't value life at all. Let alone the lives of Iranian women. Clearly. The only thing the Biden regime cares about is not having to achieve that most basic level of educational attainment. It's the doing of the incredibly stupid thing. Which makes the humiliating climbdown inevitable. https://english.news.cn/20221223/46924c05761842c0a35690ab4115cfbe/c.html Well. That and the lesson about how you need to learn to keep a civil tongue in your head. Particularly when you're apologising to a clear superior. Tuit suite, son. Tuit f'cking suite. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyA5GeSwWLo (Jesus Is Gonna Be Here, Blind Boys Of Alabama, Official Audio).
As With The Rest Of NATO.
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The only thing France should have been doing today is a critical damage assessment. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/if-nato-are-going-to-insist-on-being.html Because trust me. Despite my best efforts. They did themselves terrible mischief there. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/i-wouldnt-want-to-have-that-discussion.html If, after assessing the damage, France wasn't in floods of tears. It should have been summoning the US Ambassador. To explain why the confirmations of the CIA's acceptance of reality still haven't been published in the official Gazette. As they've been in a safe landing zone for several days now. Well, the safest landing zone they're going to get. After more than a year of choices that terrible.
If NATO Are Going To Insist On Being Utterly, Relentlessly, Aggressively Shit.
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You Do Seem Absolutely Desperate To Blame Hezbollah & Iran.
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https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/article-725502 Personally I found the timing very suspicious. Coming two days after a call between the Iranian Foreign Minister and the Irish Foreign Minister, acting on behalf of the EU in JCOPA negotiations. However if a vehicle is somewhere it isn't supposed to be, outside of a normal patrol pattern. It's difficult to quickly arrange an ambush. Let alone a riot to provide cover for an ambush. Normally when someone takes the decision to open fire they're already angry enough to kill the people they've opened fire on. So will stay that angey until they've killed them. Also. Take it from someone with relatives who've served in the Irish Defence Forces. They're quite rubbish.
I Wouldn't Want To Have That Discussion In My Oppressor's House.
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Just Three Hundred And Four Days.
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That's how long NATO had to hold on for. Without completely soiling itself. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10527897/Ukraine-crisis-Pro-Moscow-rebels-start-evacuating-civilians.html https://news.sky.com/story/qatar-world-cup-fairytale-ending-for-messi-argentina-beat-france-in-penalty-shootout-12770790 Because here's a top tip; Before rushing to drag the World back to the Colonial era. Check you're not just one of the colonies. https://us.cnn.com/2022/12/21/middleeast/qatar-europe-bribery-scandal-mime-intl Even Ash Carter managed to work that one out. https://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/news-photo/defense-secretary-ash-carter-welcomes-qatar-minister-of-news-photo/493901454 Eventually. https://edition.cnn.com/2022/10/25/politics/ashton-carter-dies/index.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abi3xorYBYo (Puff The Magic Dragon, The Irish Rovers, Official Audio).
No. That's Never A Phrase You Want To Hear In That Trade.
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"We're assigning you especially. At the last minute." https://news.sky.com/story/asake-brixton-concert-second-woman-dies-following-crush-12771480 https://news.sky.com/story/martyns-law-anti-terror-security-rules-to-be-introduced-after-years-of-delay-12770729 Although perhaps if she'd been bullied more. She'd still be alive. https://news.sky.com/story/minimum-age-for-applying-to-change-gender-in-scotland-lowered-to-16-as-controversial-reform-bill-passes-12772652 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1NVFtLCwHg (Born In The Woods, Audio, maskevito).
Which Isn't The Sound Of A Bell Magically Unringing Itself.
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https://www.tmz.com/2022/12/22/idaho-murders-house-party-police-body-cam-footage/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/11/now-whats-old-saying.html Honestly. We all thought we'd be reading the confirmations of the acceptance reality by now. Particularly now Lockdown is over and we're into a safe landing zone.
Follow The Protocol And Stop Embarrassing Themselves.
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You'd Have Hoped NATO Would've Realised Their Mistake By September 12th 2001.
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https://news.sky.com/story/ukraine-war-chechens-fighting-for-kyiv-say-russian-troops-are-like-cattle-for-slaughter-leaving-the-ground-covered-with-corpses-12773194 But they were still at it in September 2004. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beslan_school_siege Just as they're still at it now. And Biden wonders why Putin was ready for him.
Despite It Being Wembley Arena Which Has The Systemic Problem.
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It's Starting To Look A Lot Like It Was Hers.
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https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/dolly-parton-isnt-sure-whose-damn-idea-it-was-record-secret-song-bury-dollywood https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/miley-cyrus-fans-must-be-comtemptibly.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/its-up-to-sony-whether-they-sue-for.html
That Was One Of My More Impressive Projects.
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https://abc13.com/houston-fire-arson-investigation-sawyer-yards-winter-street-studios/12595266/ Restoring a pop-up art gallery to fabulous. After a large hole in the roof led to indoor rain. The building owner fixed the roof. Leaving the three of us to; Get all the damp and dirt out. To the point that other people's expensive canvases could be hung on the walls again. Replacing the electrics on the upper level. Installing a suspended ceiling on the upper level. Plastering said ceiling and all the walls. Then painting it all to a standard where it would pass muster with art critics. Needless to say. The rent was waived. Now. Can you guess how you manage to get all that done in under four days? While still finding time to meet up with the CIA. Despite arrests being made to prevent said meeting. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/its-good-theyre-acknowledging-they-need.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/lets-not-give-away-all-tricks-of-trade.html B...
Right. So What Was I Doing?!
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On, technically, Wednesday (14/12) I discovered that a frozen pipe had burst in my grandmother's former home. The resultant water leak was limited to one of the living rooms and the adjacent kitchen. Leaving around 10mm of standing water. Obviously that's not a huge amount of water. However it's around 11mm more standing water than you want. So the first thing I had to do was hire a wet/dry vacuum cleaner to act as a vacuum pump. Along with the electrical transformer to power it. That didn't arrive until the Friday (16/12). Then the carpet in the carpeted living room had to come up. While the all the ceiling tiles in both rooms had to come down. In terms of damage. It was nowhere near as bad as I was expecting. The first thing I did was turn the electrical supply off. Even before turning the water supply off. Drowning wasn't my immediate concern. Even so the lighting ring. The circuit running between the sodden floor and the sodden ceiling. That's ruined. The ...
Morocco Certainly Had An Interesting Run In Qatar.
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https://news.sky.com/story/americans-prepared-to-stand-up-to-bullies-joe-biden-not-worried-about-international-support-for-ukraine-12772822 https://www.usip.org/publications/2022/04/ukraine-war-puts-new-focus-conflict-western-sahara https://www.reuters.com/world/eu-backs-spains-shift-western-saharan-autonomy-2022-03-21/ You really do have to worry about the ones who didn't get paid in order to go along with NATO's attack on Ukraine, Crimea and the Donbas Republics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pwbJlt5yKA (No Moor, Blind Boys Of Alabama, Century, Official Audio).
Are They Sure They Followed The Communication Protocol Correctly.
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And How Goes The Blitzkrieg Conquest Of Crimea & The Donbas Republics?
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Does That Sound Even Remotely Sane To You?
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https://us.cnn.com/2022/12/19/energy/eu-gas-price-cap/index.html Governments dictating what price can be paid in a transaction between two private entities. I know NATO want to return to the misery of the Keynesian Consensus and the Cold War as they're too incompetent to cope with the modern world. What I really don't understand is why they would want to model themselves on the side that didn't some much lose the Cold War as just imploded due to their insane ideology.
If You Believe Meghan Markle.
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Then you will believe literally anything. https://news.sky.com/story/buckingham-palace-household-member-resigns-over-unacceptable-comments-made-at-queen-consorts-reception-12758643 https://www.radiotimes.com/tv/documentaries/harry-meghan-netflix-release-date/ https://news.sky.com/story/prince-william-meets-president-joe-biden-for-warm-friendly-and-substantive-discussion-ahead-of-earthshot-prize-ceremony-12760502 https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/cricketer-azeem-rafiq-247-security-28721898 https://www.skysports.com/cricket/news/12173/12771723/england-complete-historic-3-0-series-sweep-in-pakistan-as-ben-duckett-ends-unbeaten-on-82 https://www.voanews.com/a/suicide-blast-hits-pakistan-police-truck-on-way-to-protect-polio-workers-/6855976.html In footballing parlance that's known as; "A Set-Piece." You'd have to be completely Messi to let them score off it. And they wonder why they still haven't got that squalid little coaling station back. https://twitterwithb...
Three Teams Played Football Around Them.
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https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/hopefully-theyre-capable-of-treating-it.html Germany lacked the talent to avoid qualifying for Qatar. Like the reigning European champions, Italy. Germany also lacked the courage to boycott Qatar. So Germany set about crashing out at the group stage. Leaving Qatar and the earliest opportunity. Most appallingly. German signalled it's desire to fail by embracing gay rights. Stating that supporting gay rights is the surest path to failure. The only suitable punishment would to force them to stay in the competition for as long as possible. Likely the quarter-final against a controversial part of my postal address. No-one serious was treating Qatar as a sporting event. The group standing going into the final game meant it was all down to Spain. Putting huge pressure on them to not only control their game against Japan. To also control it, in real time, as it related to Germany's game against Costa Rica. A lot of fast maths whilst pl...
The CIA Really Should Get On With It's Work.
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https://us.cnn.com/2022/12/20/us/uvalde-school-intruder-safety To give you and idea how cold it was last Friday (16/12). One of my external doors shifted on its hinges. Making it difficult but not impossible to lock. While the water in the cistern of the outside toilet froze. Unlike the bell the CIA rang. It sorted itself when the weather changed.
It's Up To Sony Whether They Sue For Their Money Back.
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Nope. They're Never Getting That Stain Outta Their Shirts.
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https://news.sky.com/story/lionel-messi-and-argentinas-world-cup-heroes-fly-over-buenos-aires-in-helicopters-after-bus-parade-cancelled-due-to-safety-concerns-12772203 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kiOqbXxcwc (Follow Me Up To Carlow, The Kilkennys, Wind, Audio, Topic). While we all continue to note; There's nothing but tits on the official Gazette. https://www.tmz.com/2022/12/20/topless-world-cup-fan-avoids-arrest-in-qatar-returns-to-argentina/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMzjPgBhg9c (My Island, Paulette Williams, Audio, Oldies Library).
Oh No(!) The Banlieues Are Burning(!)
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https://us.cnn.com/2022/12/15/football/child-killed-france-world-cup-spt-intl/index.html https://us.cnn.com/2022/12/16/europe/france-lyon-apartment-fire-intl-hnk Maybe that'll learn the thieving c'nts to read a script. Every once in a while. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pwbJlt5yKA (No Moor, Blind Boys Of Alabama, Century, Official Audio).
Lesbianism Is Under Threat, Like Never Before.
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https://news.sky.com/story/asake-brixton-concert-second-woman-dies-following-crush-12771480 https://macgyver.fandom.com/wiki/Soccer_%2B_Desi_%2B_Merchant_%2B_Titan It would be breaking confidences, like they're skulls. However I have many, many stories about terrible little dykes with penis envy and a SIA license. Who are absolutely convinced that they're men. Right up until the moment they learn that they're not. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpB9ObssI4Q (Amanda, Waylon Jennings, Ramblin', Official Audio). Incidentally. They never show the episode where he takes the top of his finger off, do they. But I suppose that's why he uses a Swiss Army Knife. Rather than a Leatherman. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkT6UnVpNUQ (Angel Of The Morning, Juice Newton, With, Audio, Topic).
Yeah. In My Extremely Casual Observation.
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She seemed waaaaay too pleased with herself. https://www.eonline.com/news/1358872/jojo-siwa-says-she-got-used-for-views-and-clout-in-cryptic-video The name's just a coincidence. However I think she'll be welcome down on the farm. With the rest of the Clan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD9EbDd7wag (New Rose, Guns N' Roses, Official Audio). Obviously I'll need to check with my mothers. The dogs. The cats. The Horses. The entire menagerie. But please, please, please! Can we adopt the Baby Gay. Can we‽ Can we‽ Can we‽ Can we‽ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D-l1MauBmM (I'm So Bored Of The U.S.A, The Clash, Official Audio). Signed, not read.
I Wonder What Prompted That Tier 4 Trolling Effort.
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https://www.reuters.com/technology/musk-says-hell-step-down-twitter-ceo-after-finding-replacement-2022-12-21/ My Commute. (Warren Questions Tesla Chair, UNGAR's 181 & 194). https://edition.cnn.com/2022/12/15/investing/elon-musk-tesla-stock-sale/index.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnzgkUO8pWo (Jackhammer Blues, Woody Guthrie, 100, Audio, Topic). 🎁.
Miley's Still Being Forced To Shell Out For That Tog Then.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11558873/Noah-Cyrus-steps-potential-new-flame-Zack-Bia-Giorgio-Baldi-Santa-Monica.html https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11505097/Miley-Cyrus-mom-Tish-Cyrus-goes-Christmas-tree-shopping-new-beau-Dominic-Purcell.html https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11511367/Tish-Cyrus-showcases-midriff-juice-run-amid-new-romance-Dominic-Purcell.html Oh, I have words. A great many words. https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/pic-meghan-markle-prince-harry-being-hounded-paparazzi-netflix-doc https://news.sky.com/story/buckingham-palace-household-member-resigns-over-unacceptable-comments-made-at-queen-consorts-reception-12758643 https://www.telegraph.co.uk/cricket/2022/12/20/pakistan-vs-england-live-score-third-test-day-four-updates/ Although I think I might need that deposit back. Before I can communicate them in English. Let alone non-sweary English.
Seriously. Next Time Just Call First.
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I could do with a trim. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11558995/Rihanna-sports-Missing-Parents-Advisory-graphic-tee-date-night-boyfriend-AP-Rocky.html And if they're very lucky I might even show them the middle of the road I spent 20 minutes sitting in. Wrangling a wee fecking Houdini. The rider of the Don was not impressed.
Yeah. But It's Massively Increased My Productivity.
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https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/iran-news/article-725328 I'm tempted to label the Hyperlink ; "My Commute." While it might only add to the confusion. It carries a lighter implication on an intent to violate UNGAR's 181 & 194. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCE3CLJCWgU (Billy's Bones, The Pogues, Official Audio).
I Have Received My First Hanukkah Gift.
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Appropriately enough it was an LED head torch. You know the lighting ring. The 230v circuit running between the sodden floor and the sodden ceiling. Yeah. That's f'cked. Or, to use the correct technical acronym; "FUBAR." More details will follow. Once we get the deposit back on the transformer. It should be fine. We rented it under the English name. I also received my second Hanukkah gift. A £40 handheld rotary motor. Which does, actually, come with an engraving tool. Along with many cutting and drilling tools. I think it might even work with the water pump I've just, today, discovered I possess. Needless to say. At the supermarket today I decided to invest in my third Hanukkah gift. A job lot of Elastoplasters. As I've already cut my fingers to ribbons. Which has nothing to do with the, no really, WW2 Stanley Knives and other cutting tools I've been using. Papercuts. Wicked papercuts. From cardboard food packaging. Although that might have something to do...
Where The Biden Regime Has Pledged To Arrest Him On Arrival.
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https://us.cnn.com/2022/12/20/politics/volodymyr-zelensky-washington-dc-visit/index.html https://jpost.com/american-politics/article-725337 Like his name's; "Bankman-Fried." Yeah, for some reason, the Nazis are free. To stream the BBC's "SAS: Rogue Heroes." Along with everyone else. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2022/12/to-give-you-idea-of-how-long-estate-has.html They'll never be able to own the Coping Juice though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dro7lsc_ZoY (Smash It Up, The Offspring, Audio, Matsie Eterna). Seriously. It just flows right through your fingers, innit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_AYoLZGoHo (Highway To Hell, AC/DC, Audio, Mastering Revolution).
Gucci Have Got Almost As Much Work To Do As I Have.
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To Give You An Idea Of How Long The Estate Has Been In The Family.
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Prior to the "event" we received a letter from the local government department dealing with graves and such. Attempting to find descendents of the previous owner. To notify them that the 100 year lease on the (not so) final resting in is about to expire. https://6abc.com/philadelphia-pa-human-remains-body-buried-basement-burton-street-wissinoming/12591223/ Obviously my grandmother is not in a huge rush for me to make it habitable again. Due to her current address, about 6ft below Jurassic Park. Personally. I would've just done the whole thing Peaky Blinders style. It's certainly one way to avoid taxing squabbles over inheritance. Also. She wasn't a; "Hoarder" per se. She merely gave birth during an air raid. Then raised her child through the privations of the last time the Vindman Gang felt empowered to raise its ugly head. Even today. The things she held on to are proving useful. It sounds made up. But is actually true. In 1966, as now, the World Cup wa...