Yeah. Back In 2013

I took a quick sight over the absolute trash that populates Miley Cyrus' world.

Then my eyes fell upon Dolly Parton. And my eyes though to themselves;

"Dolly Parton's a big, old girl. She's been around the houses a few times."

"Dolly can be trusted to keep dear old Hannah off the needle." 

But no. Apparently not.

Apparently the silly, old Dolly's still suffering herself an allegation. An allegation named; "Carl Dean."

Forcing me to ask said allegation;

How the absolute f'ck has that not already been bubbled away away?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10819069/Miley-Cyrus-sees-Chicago-Broadway-beau-Maxx-Morando-mother-Tish-Cyrus.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szbhSkM-zoI (Anne Devlin, Various Artists, Audio, Topic).

I mean. What are you waiting there for, son.

A cheap bottle of Prosecco.