Just Three Hundred And Four Days.

That's how long NATO had to hold on for. Without completely soiling itself.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10527897/Ukraine-crisis-Pro-Moscow-rebels-start-evacuating-civilians.html

https://news.sky.com/story/qatar-world-cup-fairytale-ending-for-messi-argentina-beat-france-in-penalty-shootout-12770790

Because here's a top tip;

Before rushing to drag the World back to the Colonial era.

Check you're not just one of the colonies.

https://us.cnn.com/2022/12/21/middleeast/qatar-europe-bribery-scandal-mime-intl

Even Ash Carter managed to work that one out.

https://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/news-photo/defense-secretary-ash-carter-welcomes-qatar-minister-of-news-photo/493901454

Eventually.

https://edition.cnn.com/2022/10/25/politics/ashton-carter-dies/index.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abi3xorYBYo (Puff The Magic Dragon, The Irish Rovers, Official Audio).