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Must Be Time To Twist That Neck.

On the bottle of Bushmills. You'll notice I didn't cover the bombing of Beirut harbour. However I think there are many in the international community who just assumed.  This would be the moment the EU would allow retaliation to be taken. https://youtube.com/watch?v=1Nlhw1fjVjg (South Australia, The Seekers, 2009, Official Audio).

So It's Not Gone Away Then.

Just because Britain, once again, decided to break with the chain-of-command. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-55494158 This is very clearly not a Section 230 issue. Twitter hasn't passively allowed ISIL content on its platform. It has taken active measures to provide material support to ISIL. That simply cannot to unpunished.

You Really Do Have To Ask.

What was it about the events of September 11th ~ September 14th. That led anyone to believe that would work. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55494572 Now, the path back to reality is well known. It's either taken. Or it's not.

Today is a New Day.

December 31st 2020 (31/12/20). I've got a feeling this is going to be a liver testing challenge to the end of the year.

Public Service Announcement.

I'm very drunk. However. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/12/you-see-youre-being-mocked-right.html The main risk from that type of vaccine.  Is that the human virus they're trying to vaccinate against. Will mutate with monkey virus they're using as a vehicle. To create a whole new virus. There are still questions over how long both types of RNA/DNA remain in the body. However, as a general rule; If such a mutation hasn't happened in the 14-21 days before the immune system kills the virus. Then it's extremely unlikely that it's going to happen. Unfortunately that is something we have learned entirely by accident. It has absolutely nothing to do with the trial/experiment Oxbridge conducted. A methodology which, frankly, would see them fail Elementary School science. Further proving that COVID-19/FEARS is a marriage between a Troll & a Vengeance Demon. While Britain was doing all that. It chose to mutate. Original 2019nCoV had a preference for mu...

Obviously Watched It Again.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S.W.A.T._(2017_TV_series) Getting almost all the negative space refefences now.

Well. Not The Full Disaster.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55484627 My desk has reviewed the matter. And t essentially reads; {PLACEHOLDER FOR LEVEL PLAYING FIELD MECHANISM} Meaning now Britain's ratified it. The EU can simply amend it to read; "EU Institutions & Laws." That though is not the point. The moment old Boris gave you a tinkle and said. That he was prepared to consider the Swiss model of Arbitration. You should have known; That's him folding his hand. Leaving you with nothing but time to fill. Until he agrees to the rachet. https://youtube.com/watch?v=E8oIi6Yj4Wk (The Foggy Dew, Derek Warfield, Audio, theyoungwolfetones).

Hardly A Surprise.

The EU really only had the one job. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-55478513 Well, three sub-jobs; 1. Write the thing. 2. Stop the Irish soiling themselves. Again. 3. Hand Boris Johnson a pen. Really my only task this year. Amid the Danger/Opportunity of COVID-19/FEARS. Has been to leave them with enough delusions To think that was a credible idea. Let alone a viable threat. https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZLG0kGyw0Ko (The Wurlitzer Prize, Waylon Jennings, Rebel, Official Audio).

There's No "May" About It.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55480194 They've two options; Option 1: Return the percentage of the company to its lawful owner. With all toxic employees liquidated. Option 2: They sue and get the squats cleared. They certainly had the energy to waste on that Johnny Depp b'llocks. Follow up question; Was Arnhem Asylum seriously bombed. During the opening stages of Operation: Market Garden? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noa_Pothoven Or are California the only ones hearing the laughter from the woods. https://youtube.com/watch?v=TlK0yXlfgKI (A Bridge Too Far - The Lunatics, Video, HenryvKeiper).

Asking Serious Questions Of The Peers.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-55228422 https://youtube.com/watch?v=4uKHzgnNIis (Up The Border, The Wolfe Tones, Troubles, Audio, Topic).

They Have The Path Back To Reality.

https://us.cnn.com/2020/12/30/us/nashville-christmas-bombing-wednesday/index.html Either it's taken. Or it's not. https://youtube.com/watch?v=p4vFVnd-UGQ (Desperado, Johnny Cash, Official Audio). Now what were we saying? Regarding Ursula von der Leyen & telephone PIN's. https://youtube.com/watch?v=JGi4yzNk53g (Me and Bobby McGee, Charley Pride, Official Audio).

You See That You're Being Mocked, Right?!

This vaccine hasn't yet met the standard where it could be considered for regulatory approval. Let alone be granted it. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-55280671 The clinical trial was such an utter shambles. That they largely didn't even know what they were injecting people with. This confusion over whether it is 60% effective or 90% effective. That is because they have completely failed to understand. The interaction between the human virus they're trying to vaccinate against. And the monkey virus they're using as a vehicle. Meaning they have not addressed the main risk of this type of vaccine. That the two virus interact and mutate. Creating a whole new virus. Yet still it's soon going to be flooding your market. Undercutting and driving out of business the superior alternatives.   Also. Who remembers during the Brexit debate. When Remainers claimed it would cause an exodus of British scientific talent. As if there's another nation on Earth. Who'd want t...

I Don't Think People Realise.

Even today. How many British 'journalists' recieve a second paycheque. To just make up anti-Russian, anti-Chinese, pro-ISIL stories. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55480496

As I Said.

You're not getting out of it that easily. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55481711 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55470625

Very Sensible.

It's not like the nature of the offending has been ongoing. Since, at least, June 2019. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55481339

Today is a New Day.

December 30th 2020 (30/12/20). Do you ever get the feeling. That a day's going to be as long. As it's going to be tedious.

As I'm Sure They've Noticed.

No-one's applauding anymore. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55475240

Seriously Though.

The shame of the thing. https://youtube.com/watch?v=QYfq1KaYbLY (McAlpine's Fusilliers, The Dubliners, Live, Official Audio).

So Only A Small Mess Then.

https://us.cnn.com/2020/12/29/entertainment/halsey-eating-disorder-photo-trnd/index.html https://youtube.com/watch?v=p4vFVnd-UGQ (Desparado, Johnny Cash, Official Audio).

Yep. That's An Obscure One.

So obscure. You'd think it's still classified. https://youtube.com/watch?v=MvyBrX1eK4I (Flight of the Intruder Sam City, Video, bombardierdude15).

Bellingcat's Certainly Proved One Thing.

Britain doesn't need a loudhailer. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55477891 It needs a braincell. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-55477743

Obviously Signed. But Not Read.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-55475433 It actually highlights the fundamental flaw in the EU's approach. They were so desperate for things to remain the same. That they failed to acknowledge that things have changed. And they need to protect themselves. On the plus side. Ireland have finally proved to all of eastern Europe. Why the Axis of Evil want them divided into small, bitesize chunks. Easier to bulldoze. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55474230 Seriously though. What sort of employed person. Finds themselves 7 days from certain, complete success. Then decides to dynamite a central pillar.

Now There's Some Trivia.

https://us.cnn.com/2020/12/29/us/nashville-bombing-petula-clark-downtown-song/index.html https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flight_of_the_Intruder Particularly as I heard he'd been reduced to Prowlers & Howlers. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelligence_(British_TV_series) I also seem to remember that was one of the few tapes my mother would play in the car. And speaking of memos Britain seems to have missed. https://us.cnn.com/2020/12/26/us/shooting-bowling-alley-illinois/index.html No doubt there are still some in Iain Duncan Smith's father-in-law's house. Who think Grenada was an exclusively American affair. "Jonas & Mollie Blaine" of course being early examples of what Generation Snowflake would describe as; "Color-blind Casting." Unfortunatley the washing machine still doesn't seem to be done with those cotton bedsheets. Otherwise I could burst into song. https://youtube.com/watch?v=7KSWRGyPAOA (Zero The Hero, Black Sabbath, Official Audio).

The Best Place To Be.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-55470496 Clearly it's when you try to move away from it. That's when you get yourself hurt.

It's Remarkable Isn't It.

What they'll aggressively take off the table. Without even a moment's thought. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-55468632

How Embarassing.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-55471235 Surely the EU is aware of the Axis of Evil which is now ranging against them. I mean. You'd think they'd at least try to protect themselves. From a nation that withdrew. In order to preserve its 'right' to torture and murder old ladies.

Oh Dear.

The basement dwelling virgins are getting all sweaty palmed again. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55471095 Surely they realise how ridiculous they look. Claiming they have something to teach. Someone who has been doing the job better than they have. For the best part of 20 years.  After all. I think we all know. Why I was handed off to the disposables in the first place. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55452313

Today is a New Day.

December 29th 2020 (29/12/20). There may well be work to be done. That doesn't mean I'm going to do it. Clearly I've got superiors for that sort of thing.

It's Long. But Not That Long.

Britain's Christmas weekend is now over. It seemed inevitable. That it was going to end in a joke about a double-header. https://youtube.com/watch?v=PKURhqmSLmM (The Band Played Waltzing Matilda, The Pogues, Official Audio).

S.W.A.T. An Apology.

http://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2020/12/swat-apology.html "Vinyl Collection."  Whatever do you mean? https://youtube.com/watch?v=D6ONesFHXWE (A Message To You Rudy, The Specials, Official Audio).

I Think You Know The Way.

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2020/12/welcome-to-hellmouth.html Yeah. I think I'm starting to see the reasons behind the divorce. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S62m4P8PeEk (Jack O'Diamonds, Lonnie Donegan, Official Audio).

It Certainly Looks Like Madness.

A country just flately refusing to take action to improve its situation.  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55463276    

There Seems No Point Reasoning With Them.

Clearly they're never going to admit to their failure. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55465081 Despite the clear lesson being provided by Britain.

Today is a New Day.

December 28th 2020 (28/12/20). Which is really all I've got to say about it for now.

Never Been Properly Ridden.

Allegedly. https://youtube.com/watch?v=GT6aMAnekes (Don't Call Me Up, Mabel, Official Video). Prior to today's big event I spoke to the COVID-19 Patient Zeroes. Aka; My mothers. Basically it was just an hour talking the horses. It's not like anyone's had anything else on this year. As I said; I've often thought the lot round here should be locked up. Now they have been. So best Christmas in years. Not least because my step-grandmother got the Pfizer jab. In between learning about the Skypes, The Zooms, the emails. Basically all the Internets. In order to remind everyone that she's old. But she's not yet Spanish Flu old. So, yeah; "Sovereign Tales of Dykes & Dams." I think you can see why I opted out of that in the final stretch of the Brexit talks.

And There Was Me.

Trying to be all subtle and such. https://fox17.com/news/local/suspicious-vehicle-shuts-down-road-in-wilson-county-nashville-tennessee-lebanon-cedars https://youtube.com/watch?v=GT6aMAnekes (Ballad of Michael McVerry, Liam O Laipáin, Audio, Topic)

Well. I Say; "No Fatalities."

http://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2020/12/welcome-to-hellmouth.html If you want to know how psychotic this guy was at the time? Are you familiar with; "Church Pews." Those big, heavy wooden benches. Which you may have seen on TV. The way I've heard the story it took about three of them, used as battering rams. Along with a fair few pipes from the organ. To finally put him down. The resistance was led by a firefighter. A few years later a heart attack took him. At the funeral t-shirts were handed out. When it's cold and I'm at the gym. That's what I wear on my back. Apart from that though.  Totally traumatised. You can see why the Hollywood types are interested though. Not so much The Hundred Years War. As every f'cking war in the last 100 years.

Welcome To The Hellmouth.

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2020/12/welcome-to-hellmouth.html And suddenly you hear the ominous. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7s2VjwQSMw (Jingle Bells original with lyrics, a/v, DancingSpirit88). Normally you have to look to Michael Collins for that sort of thing. https://youtube.com/watch?v=oyEyMjdD2uk (Twelve Days of Christmas with Lyrics Christmas Carol & Song, Lyric Video, Christmas Songs and Carols - Love To Sing). And no. I don't mean the third crew member on Apollo 11. https://youtube.com/watch?v=oP89MSXhues (Tri-Coloured Ribbon, Derek Warfield, Again, Audio, Topic).

And Speaking Of Suicide, Bummers.

Must be time to call the safeguarding team. https://www.out.com/celebs/2020/12/11/watch-elton-john-and-sons-ring-christmas-cutest-tiktok-video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwS31gsdDeQ (Lemon Tree, The Seekers, Official Audio).  

So The Arsenal Club Shop Then.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-55370822

As Positive Spins Go...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-55296473

So It'd Certainly Be Nice.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/12/a-common-tension-that.html If someone else could at least try. To put even just tiniest, littlest bit of effort in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntG6HNxTPIY (Billy Reid, The Wolfe Tones, Troubles, Audio, Topic).  

A Common Tension That.

Between politicans who claim they matter. And the people who actually get things done. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55453601 On current form though are we really surprised. That Irish intelligence had apparently never heard of the Irish Republican Socialist Party (IRSP)/Irish National Liberation Army (INLA). Who the Provisional Irish Republican Army (PIRA) probably hated more than then British. This, of course, being the Original Irish Republican Army (OIRA). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE-ItFpYx5Q (The Boys of Kilmichael, Derek Warfield, Audio, theyoungwolfetones).

Best Make A Start Then.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-55363287

Today is a New Day.

December 27th 2020 (27/12/20). Clearly there's only one topic I want to talk about today. Unfortunately it won't fit here.

The Hangover's Handed Down A Ruling.

"You can see that's going to need some tidying up tomorrow." http://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2020/12/covid-19-welcome-to-my-vanity.html https://youtube.com/watch?v=D7g3RuoreRc (Going Out In Style, Dropkick Murphy's, Video, ADA).

That's The Thing About Caffeine.

If you're going to commit to it. You've got to really commit to it. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Fel7_Kvf8P0 (The Auld Triangle, Dropkick Murphy's, Official Audio).

That's Brave Of Them.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55454718 Mentioning Crown Heights around Silicon Valley. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crown_Heights_riot When we all know what they get like. https://youtube.com/watch?v=UlR4Z4AZ1ho (Down Down, Status Quo, Audio, Music Entertainment).

Noise Cancelling Headphones.

It's certainly one solution to Gary Lineker. https://youtube.com/watch?v=VzjW-vkodtw (Ladies Love Outlaws, Waylon Jennings, Official Audio). Although surely it's long past time. We designated just the one club; "Knee Nutters." So the electorate is properly informed. As to the nature of the threat. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y7GeZ3YmONw (My Old Man's A Dustman, Lonnie Donegan, Audio, thecoolmaster.

And Speaking Of Troika Territory.

Always the problem with that community. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55453060 Confusing themselves with why something has happened. Rather than accepting that it has happened. And planning how they're going to turn it to their advantage. https://youtube.com/watch?v=hwBU6u_jfRE (God Save Ireland, The Wolfe Tones, Rifles, Audio, Topic). After all. In life you can choose to be a wolf. Or you can choose to be a sheep. Your choice doesn't matter. The Wolfpack won't be going anywhere. https://youtube.com/watch?v=d39sgU0LhxU (Staten Island, The Irish Rovers, Official Audio). Seriously though. The worst blight since... https://youtube.com/watch?v=XAEjQXzW4Uc (Together, Ryan O'Shaughnessy, Official Video).

Now That's No Boast.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-55438758 Still trying to play the screw. So long after the Nobels were handed out.

Yeah. That's Gotta Sting.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-55452186 Declaring yourself a Messiah. Anointed by God to rule over us. Only to see all your plans cancelled. By an apparent act of God.

"Oooh. What A Burn."

Yeah. I've seen what you've done there now. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gingerbread_(Buffy_the_Vampire_Slayer) Mistaken; "Magic Powers" as a metaphor for; "Homosexuality." When it's always only ever been a binary choice. As in the network going; "We're already getting enough heat from the Evangelicals." "You're not doing that as well!" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious_debates_over_the_Harry_Potter_series Of course that "Firefly" burned brightly. For just six episodes. https://youtube.com/watch?v=ThnpMjAESXQ (Start Wearing Purple, Gogol Bordello, Official Audio).

It's Certainly A Mystery.

If Britain wanted me to work for them. Why has it spent so long and, literally, a fortune. Hurtling in completely the opposite direction? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55452313 Although not as big a mystery. As to why they're still trying to prop up the corpse.

COVID-19: Welcome To My Vanity.

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2020/12/covid-19-welcome-to-my-vanity.html At least something knows how to achieve its strategic objectives. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plfsv8XXqq4 (I Want To Conquer The World, Bad Religion, Audio, Freakiotic Bitzlecocker). Now can you at least try. To read it out loud. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xBqmTb57v2s (I Want To Conquer The World, Bad Religion, Lyric Video, BadReligionLyrics).

Today is a New Day.

December 26th 2020 (26/12/20). And now we let the hangover decide.

Sorry For The Delay.

I was, seriously, watching a Christmas movie. https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZTTzcXSLjhI (Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Theme Song, a/v, Nemms). Which, of course, is famous for featuring an; https://youtube.com/watch?v=t9-mKKotWZo (Intermission, The Offspring, Official Audio). Along with Dick Van Dyke doing that entire "Toot Sweet" dance routine with a broken leg. And about two bottles of gin a day. And speaking of ropey accents. I really must find the time to tell that story. About exactly how long it normally takes. Between a traumatic event. And me making an inappropriate joke about it. https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/54631056 Particularly with one of my mothers clearly winning the Christmas presents. By buying herself a horse. Which puts us dangerously close to troika territory. https://youtube.com/watch?v=v7s2VjwQSMw (Jingle Bells original with lyrics, a/v, DancingSpirit88).

To Be Fair.

That's not even enough time to reprogram the Deep Fake version. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55447011 After all isn't that what this entire NATO enhanced Forward Presence mission is all about. Her thinking herself too special for re-shoots. So there's your pages. At least try and read them out loud. [PDF] DRAFT UK-EU Comprehensive Free Trade Agreement - Gov.uk assets.publishing.service.gov.uk › file

Cromwell's Men Are Here Again.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ik9GCoWT6II (The Man Behind The Wire, Wolfe Tones, Millennium, Audio, Topic). So we all know what that means. https://historicengland.org.uk/listing/what-is-designation/heritage-highlights/did-oliver-cromwell-really-ban-christmas/ As if we needed to ask. https://www.kentlive.news/news/kent-news/operation-brock-aerial-footage-shows-4822364 What certain clans have been up to since about 1169. https://www.rte.ie/news/brexit/2020/1224/1186358-ireland-brexit-reaction/ Seriously. Is it too late to rethink that? https://youtube.com/watch?v=J92pdf4k_nY (The Man From Mullingar, The Wolfe Tones, 20th, Audio, Topic). At least the Canadians will be trying to cause chaos.

Definitely False Flag.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55448832 Even if, technically, no flag has yet been flown. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condor_(TV_series) With distinct aromas of; Oklahoma City, 1995. Manchester, 1996. Mosul, 2016-2017. Three shows a day. So when that flag finally rises no doubt it'll feature a Phoenix. https://youtube.com/watch?v=NohNg-uQroY (Up In Kenosha My Little Armalite Parody, Audio, CMDR Turtle). Now was it the crappy Time editorial. Or the crappy Economist editorial. That was calling for; #Bogaloo2024!

On A Related Note.

I got some proper over-the-ear, noise cancelling Bluetooth headphones. Which I won't be giving back. Even if the airplane charging plug seems wildly optimistic. https://youtube.com/watch?v=nQ4BLknP4WI (A Long Time Ago, Waylon Jennings, Official Audio).

And I Think We All Know Who.

https://us.cnn.com/2020/12/25/us/nashville-explosion/index.html The Russians/Iranians/North Koreans/Martians. Obviously. https://youtube.com/watch?v=6PLPmmfeNd4 (Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way, Waylon Jennings, Official Audio). Although I can't see why the Yanks are so miffed. If someone's going to fall for that. You wouldn't want them on your team. https://youtube.com/watch?v=tKt3MimRAcs (Egg Sucking Hound, Johnny Cash, The Muppet Show, Video, SherrowsLife).

That's Nothing.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55445380 Today I watched a Christmas episode of a US TV Show. On actual Christmas. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amends So, see TV schedulers. It is possible.

Something, No Doubt.

That the Potato Heads are describing as; "A Terrible Development." And; "Thoroughly Unwelcome News."  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55440223 Due to their apparent inablity to understand words & their meanings.

Like I Said;

"Easily Confused." https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55432233 I mean we all heard them yesterday. Howling at the moon about security cooperation. While throwing their Christmas gifts away. In a fit of nihilstic pique.

Very Sensible.

Those passengers are clearly radioactive. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55444886 It's a surprise anyone's still prepared to even attempt to carry them.

And After Which.

They're going to give all their presents back. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-55443780 Because, apparently, that's how much they hate life.  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-55443350

Today is a New Day.

December 25th 2020 (25/12/20). For whatever that means.

Merry Christmas!

Just my desk calling. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-54725681 To remind Liam Fox's desk. That it doesn't actually exist. https://youtube.com/watch?v=m2eMDDlA-kg (Holding 60 Dollars On A Burning Bridge, Death By Stereo, Audio, Freakiotic Bitzlecocker). Well, America's desk trying desperately to inform both parties. Of the reality of the situation. So I can't say it's looking a particularly merry one. With both Britain and the EU dashing themselves against the rocks. In the belief they can force people to work for free.       You can see their point about the Korean though. Obviously Britain's hopeless. But you'd expect someone on the EU side to at least have read it.

Signed But Not Read.

It might work for letters of condolence. But it's no way to do contract law. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-55433447 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55439756

Very Sensible.

Can't be having that mess anywhere near your system come January. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-55442732 Now I've got some thinking to do. Clearly these are very easily confused people. So will me blasting out the TV bits over the weekend. Help lift that confusion. Or be a distraction which will only have them further howling at the moon.

Seriously Though.

 " Employed People."  That's what we're going with? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55437027 https://youtube.com/watch?v=z9za2QG-gfI (Talking Sailor, Woody Guthrie, Asch, Audio, Topic).

My Desk Says;

"This is going to be jargon-tastic." Of the 2,000 page contract. We are being expected to sign within 72 hours. 48 of which will be wasted on Christmas. The area I will be looking at is the so-called; "Level Playing Field." Anything which does not see EU institutions and EU law. Retain full jurisdiction over the EU's interal market. Would represent a spectacular failure of statecraft. On a scale possibly not seen since the collapse of the League of Nations. It would display either a complete failure to understand how international trade works. Or a complete disregard for the rights and interests of  EU citizens. So is not something any EU institution or member state could ever even contemplate signing up to. No matter how they try and rationalise it to themselves. And if you disagree. I suggest you pop your cotton bedsheets in the washing machine. Then come speak to me in January. After all. China deserve a standing ovation for that one. https://www.bbc.co.uk/ne...

As It's Clearly Their First Day.

They really shouldn't be trying their hand at that sort of thing. https://youtube.com/watch?v=8LaZpCL6JNE (The Gauntlet, The Dropkick Murphy's, Audio, Freakiotic Bitzlecocker).

Not Gay Enough?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-55435120 https://youtube.com/watch?v=J92pdf4k_nY (The Man From Mullingar, The Wolfe Tones, Official Audio). I mean. *shakes head* Jeez. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ik9GCoWT6II (The Man Behind the Wire, The Wolfe Tones, Official Audio).

Yep. Embarrassment Is Now Unavoidable.

The only question is; Whether it will be the couple of days of embarrassment. That comes from admitting you've wasted everybody's time. Or the lifetime of embarrassment. That comes from actually going through with it. I know which I'd choose. But then I've still got some self-respect left.

Like The Sad Girl At A Party.

So desperate to be liked. They'll get into bed with absolutely anything. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-55433447

They've Certainly Got The Diseases.

Now can they muster the testicles? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-55005885  I think it's obvious to all. There won't be a Brexit deal announced today. Or indeed this year. The confusion has been caused by Barnier and his team going rogue. Making promises which far exceed their bounds. The EU has safeguards against this sort of thing. Which will now kick in.

It Must Be Absolutely Massive.

The compensation package Britain will be paying to Ireland. For disrupting Ireland's access to the internal market. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-55433410 Unless, of course, they've not even been approaching this as if it's a negotiation. Instead thinking they've been promoted due to their own ability. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-53085335

Today is a New Day.

December 24th 2020 (24/12/20). Christmas Eve. So I wonder at which point Brexit negotiators are thinking everyone will be suitably distracted. Allowing them to sneak their failure out without anyone noticing.  After all. If it looks like a con-trick, smells like a con-trick and sounds like a con-trick. Chances are. It's a con-trick. https://www.fca.org.uk/scamsmart/share-bond-boiler-room-scams?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIsISynrzm7QIVCr_tCh1UCwa6EAAYASAAEgIvDPD_BwE

So What's Elvis' Biggest Shame?

Lonnie Donegan, by the sounds of things. You hear it though. The Musical Hall tradition; https://youtube.com/watch?v=w-nq4Xkntus (Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavour, Lonnie Donegan, Official Audio). Mixed with the Gospel tradition; https://youtube.com/watch?v=C_V66kIEhUs (Joshua Fit the Battle of Jericho, Delta Rhythm Boys, Video, jousis). Along with the Folk tradition; https://youtube.com/watch?v=DcvWrxrNk4k (Worried Man Blues, Carter Family, a/v, ILOveOldies). To form that devilish Rock n' Roll. https://youtube.com/watch?v=mmlgc6znnNA (Run On, Elvis Presley, Official Audio).

Like I Said;

A Four Year Monument Failure. https://news.sky.com/story/cyber-attack-on-us-government-biden-accused-trump-of-failing-on-security-12170840 https://youtube.com/watch?v=dCZ2x4dbMJ0 (Nobody Loves Like An Irishman, Lonnie Donegan, Official Audio).

So See If You Can Guess.

Which episode of Parks & Recreation I've been streaming today. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/12/however-penguins-are-also.html

In My UNFCCC Experience.

This is how the World burns. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-55422729 So many not so bright people. Being so desperate to get home for Christmas. That they forget. Their children will also be for sale.

Yeah. The Kitchen Floor Was Wet.

Preventing me from getting to the kitchen fridge. With all the beer in it. So I thought; "I may as well do a little bit." https://youtube.com/watch?v=hykdH43PpX8 (It's So Easy, Guns N' Roses, Official Audio). A problem which has now been rectified. And will likely to remain rectified until 2021.

What A Missed Opportunity!

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/12/probably-geologist-of-some-sort.html https://youtube.com/watch?v=U-Var0cvUoA (Don't You Rock Me Daddy O, Lonnie Donegan, Official Audio). Seriously. The shame of it. https://youtube.com/watch?v=CublT5vFS2o (Rock Island Line, Lonnie Donegan, Official Audio).

Someone Needs Some Discipline.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55421761

The Stories I Could Tell.

So many South Africans. So little time. https://news.sky.com/story/covid-19-uk-confirms-two-cases-of-another-new-variant-linked-to-south-africa-12171410 As I mentioned. Almost exactly a year ago. I was trained as a traffic warden by an Apartheid-era police officer. Who avoided Truth & Reconciliation by going to train Khanistan firearms officers. I also spent about five years sharing a house with at least one South African. To the point I knew Trevor Noah was lying. Well, *clicks* ish. https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/trevor-noah-xhosa-oscars-2019-phrase-translation-presenter-a8797161.html Mainly though. I seem to remember one third of the World Famous Thrupple™ being in South Africa during the 2003 invasion of Iraq. The other two thirds had certain "conditions" imposed on them. Which prevented them from leaving the country. Despite the local police wanting them to be just anywhere else.

It Must Be Said.

That I'm developing a lot of newfound respect for Eliza Dushku.  https://www.theguardian.com/film/2018/jan/15/eliza-dushku-accuses-true-lies-crew-member-of-sexually-assaulting-her-aged-12 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revelations_(Buffy_the_Vampire_Slayer) Even if she is an ethnic Albanian. Who shares her name with a Soviet heavy machine gun.

"Complex Multi-Dimensional Chess."

Have you met Israel?! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-55408837

However Penguins Are Also.

Ferocious necrophiles. Enthusiastically raping the corpses of dead birds of all species. Which isn't a particularly pleasent Christmas thought. But an important lesson in the dangers trying to assign human values to those who lack the capacity for such thought. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-55416365

Probably A Geologist Of Some Sort.

I think my feelings regarding geologists are well known. Amongst certain sitcom fandoms. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-55396421

He's Changed His Tune.

Having established the virus within Britain. Then wiped out entire generations in an effort to keep it alive. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-55410349

Today is a New Day.

December 23rd 2020 (23/12/20). And I'm pleased to report that I've injured my shoulder. Well, injured enough. To allow me to skip off the gym. And start a Christmas break. Like someone who actually wants to live.

But We Already Knew That.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/12/i-prefer-term-incident.html Didn't we. https://imdb.com/title/tt11034510/?ref_=m_ttep_ep_ep4 Also. How far into Lockdown 1.0 were they still working?!

Soon Enough They'll Learn.

They can't live with that hand in their pocket. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-55368524 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55409689

You'll Need At Least A Five Day Break.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-55409289 Drawing board n' all. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55418565

I *think* A Glacial Geologist.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/09/itll-never-make-cut.html Alarmingly. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-55413969

Or As MI6 See It.

 "27." https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55405299 https://youtube.com/watch?v=MJ5tLURWP1A (The Boys of Kilmichael, Derek Warfield, Essential, Audio, Topic).

Feckin' Potato Heads.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55410898 If Holyhead's 53.3093  4.6289. And Dover's 51.1209 1.3134. Then the solution seems simple enough. https://youtube.com/watch?v=OSTk-lXf6xA (Navigator, The Pogues, Official Audio). Innit. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-54882564 https://youtube.com/watch?v=3nn6n220O1M (The Irish Soldier Laddie, The Wolfe Tones, Official Audio).

Round 'Em Up. Root 'Em Out.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-55406969 Which is bad news for any nation. Which is supposedly constitutionally bound to follow God's guidance.

Could Be Worse.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55407459 It could be Camp Peary.  Where they have much lower standards. But still manage to fail.

I Prefer The Term; "Incident."

That nominally Muslim Church guy.  His sole motivation was that he was severely ill. He did genuinely believe that he was living in an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Or something close to it.  After a couple of years in Broadmoor - Britain's highest security pyschiatric hospital - he was released. With a Skripal-like new, secret identity. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-55346213 Although they appear not to have noticed. Britain's situation is now so dire. I'm surprised they haven't started trying to blame Russia for that too. It certainly didn't show the Kosovo Liberation Army (KLA) in a good light. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIbMbXjbW98 (Baba O'Riley, The Who, Official Audio).

Today is a New Day.

December 22nd 2020 (22/12/20). And once again. It hardly seems worth bothering to look.

Actually.

Feel free to keep the Brexit negotiations going beyond the 27th. I'm only about 3/5ths of the way through. And I knew explaining Ireland's 2019 Eurovision entry was going to be an uphill battle. From the moment it's deranged brilliance was unfurled against the World.

And Is Reality Starting To Dawn?

Regarding the costs of continuing to prop up the corpse. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55391289 https://youtube.com/watch?v=rIbMbXjbW98 (Baba O'Riley, The Who, Official Audio). After all. Britain has clearly driven its friends & allies beyond the point of despair. A long time ago. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55399551 https://youtube.com/watch?v=zPa0ewqwpSY (What Happened To You, The Offspring, Official Audio).

Today is a New Day.

December 21st 2020 (20/12/20). I wonder if it will live up to it's billing as the peak of darkness. When there have been so many challengers this year.

! Must've Pressed The Wrong Button.

Which is probably why I'm still so poor. https://youtube.com/watch?v=CSICDu6UrmU (Ida Red, Woody Guthrie, Asch, Audio, Topic). I mean. Could've been worse. They could still be on air. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/sports-personality/55336369

So Is Now Really The Time.

To interject a little bit of Stoic Physics into proceedings. https://youtube.com/watch?v=QtTR-_Klcq8 (Pretty Fly - For A White Guy, The Offspring, Official Video).

Time For The Toilet Ideology.

That is; "Progressivism." To be consigned to it's natural home. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/explainers-53640249 Although it is hilarious to watch. America respond. https://edition.cnn.com/2020/12/03/health/911-emergency-breaking-point-covid/index.html By attempting to erect a 4 year monument to failure. https://youtube.com/watch?v=K3QDDlWmR9Q (Personal Jesus, Johnny Cash, Official Audio).

I Reiterate.

Neither were ever seeking work. So there was never any grounds to allow them entry to any EU member state. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55385768 Unless the EU had also made the mistake. Of thinking they too could profit. From exploiting the clearly emotionally vulnerable. Now. Obviously this is more assistance than any of you deserve. However I can only strongly recommend. That the EU swiftly removes it's fingers from it's bumholes. Because it is already doing substantial damage to it's professional reputation. Simply by allowing Britain into the room. Despite Britain still not having taken even a single step. To meeting the pre-conditions to allow it entry to the room. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J9PJ-Nyw4vM (Cotton Eyed Joe, Nina Simone, Magic, Official Audio). Now do you really need that all gayed up for you. https://youtube.com/watch?v=HAlspX_kjL4 (Cotton Eyed Joe, Rednex, Official Audio). When, for surely, we've all heard more than enough of that now. ...

This Could Get Interesting.

If you can remember. That from my perspective. This blog interface takes the first letter from each title. Then makes it giant. Rather like an avatar.

If She's That Terminally Ill.

She should just go visit her sister. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55381945 It's not like she'll be alive by the time they get around to prosecuting.

The Intellectual Capacity Of A Toddler.

A drunk toddler. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-55337814

It's Hardly Much Of A Mystery.

Clearly Britain hates life so much. It just wants to see everything burn. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55382056

Today is a New Day.

December 20th 2020 (20/12/20). And even the spectator sports are getting boring. As we're all being forced to wait. To see if the EU can achieve its objectives.

With The Emphasis On; "Fixing."

As a military man he should more than understand the importance of addressing people according to rank. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55380288 These noisy little outbursts. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55372493 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/12/now-thats-awful-lot-of-noise.html Certainly aren't going to solve the severe problems America is now facing. https://youtube.com/watch?v=1WaV2x8GXj0 (Ring of Fire, Johnny Cash, Official Audio).

*yawns*

The Khanistan virus is well known. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55379220 The only mystery is the long procession of asshats. Who've thought it possible, let alone desirable. To keep propping up that particular zombie. On the plus side. It's nice that they're finally saying they can't continue with the status quo. When the status quo is death. It'd be nicer if they'd actually realised it. https://youtube.com/watch?v=QwS31gsdDeQ (Lemon Tree, The Seekers, Official Audio).

Aww, Bless.

Even Canada are trying to feel included now. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55375277 When, honestly we're all a bit shocked to learn that they've got an intelligence agency. Given how Prime Minister Trudeau was taking in by Inmate Biden. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZI0_aR7BuA (The Last Of Our Kind, Rykka, Video, Eurovision Song Contest).

Now That's An Awful Lot Of Noise.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-55365578 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55369389 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55374945 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55372499 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55370919 From a country that has clearly already surrendered. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55283024 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP42K7JNEis (Hey Little Rich Girl, The Specials, 2015, Official Audio).  

Today is a New Day.

December 19th 2020 (19/12/20). And honestly. It hardly seems worth the effort to even look. Clearly we're not going to be getting any sense out of anyone while the Brexit talks drag on.  Just loud noises and other weak attempts at con tricks.

Which Should Perk Up Chris Brown.

Someone still remembering his name. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-55365578

Surely Just Basic Business.

Make sure you've actually got the product. Before trying to sell the product to anyone. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55359568

Now What's That Old Russian Saying.

"Trust But Verify. " https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-55368058 Only without any belief, let alone trust.

A Clumsy Move.

Which isn't getting any less clumsy. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55359320

It's Certainly Been Superspreading; "Moron."

For a good few years now. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-55352476

So Out Of Interest.

Whoever thought it was a good idea to introduce the virus in the first place. Let alone keep it alive now. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-55352966

All These Years On.

And still thinking those tactics are going to work. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-55361452 It certainly indicates some sort of cognitive impairment.

I've Never Seen Any Of Star Wars.

But I have been certified as a Jedi. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-55358301 By a totally non-violent Delusional Schizophrenic. Who not only believed that Star Wars was really happening in a glaxay far, far away. He also believed people from that galaxy were fighting that war here on Earth. In disguise.       Anyway. They all seemed to enjoy the movie; "Girl With A Pearl Earring." But then they were a captive audience.

Yeah. They Might Be That Stupid.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55358332 But I'm not. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6UAbDqCo4Q (Dirty Old Egg-Sucking Dog, Johnny Cash, Official Audio).  On the plus side. There seems little to indicate that the EU will be emerging as a rival superpower anytime soon. So may I suggest. The US deals with its clear internal problems. Internally. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WaV2x8GXj0&pbjreload=101 (Ring of Fire, Johnny Cash, Official Audio).

Today is a New Day.

December 18th 2020 (18/12/20). And I'm still trying to decide whether it's caught me in a good mood or not.

Well That Escalated Fast.

But in a good way. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-55357945 I was pretty much reading about the claim of responsibility. When the webpage changed in front of me.

Summoning The Umpire.

Means you want to Voluntarily Withdraw. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-55342990 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-54996581 Seriously though.  The EU needs to start thinking about it's future. Professional reputations don't come back. From being taken in by that sh't show. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55319797

As Always Happens To Policies.

That aren't fully implemented. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55347021 Sweden's efforts were fatally undermined by the prevailing, but completely wrong, wisdom.

Have You Figured Out Yet.

How you're just wasting everybody's time. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-55347723 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-55349545 It was certainly a nice touch though. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55347406 Shaking down the EU leaders who may have been secretly rooting for the virus. That's killing them.

Yeah. Britain's Craziness Needs To Stop.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55337459 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55340294 Although the US should really be concentrating on itself. What with there certainly being no legal basis for Inmate Biden to be describing himself as a potential President.

Whereas I Will Be Paid In Full.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-55342669 Or the path to success will remain closed. As firmly as Britain decided to slam it shut.

Yet Another Area.

In which the EU's killing itself. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55347406 Many of the issues raised in the Samuel Paty case. Where actually raised by Iceland at the 2019 Eurovision Song Contest. France v Israel has been a large Eurovision sub-plot. Since the Charlie Hebdo/Hypercacher attacks. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55336094 Unfortunately I can't do any of that. While the EU is still trying to defeat itself in the Brexit negotiations.

Today is a New Day.

December 17th 2020 (17/12/20). One which already seems to have; "Straight Back To Bed" written all over it.

So Not Just A River In Egypt Then.

De Blue Nile is in de Ethiopia. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2020-55323407Are https://youtube.com/watch?v=KSwZSZNV8oI (The Chokin' Kind, Waylon Jennings, Official Audio). On the plus side. https://edition.cnn.com/2020/11/24/africa/tigray-vow-fight-ethiopia-intl/index.html Once the Republicans have sated their addiction in Georgia. Act III can begin at any time. https://youtube.com/watch?v=tSxKJY4LPw8 (The Fighting 69th, The Wolfe Tones, Official Audio).

Also.

I'm starting to think this song might not actually be about chewing gum. https://youtube.com/watch?v=h3Zpyr5f4-U (Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavour On The Bedpost Overnight, Lonnie Donegan, Official Audio).

Meanwhile.

I've been further exploring. A genre I like to call; "Things I must've brought from charity shops. Whilst drunk." https://youtube.com/watch?v=8mfdqbfydPc (The Grand Coulee Dam, Lonnie Donegan, Official Audio). When I probably should've been looking up what additives the monkey aides are planning to use this week.

Someone's Been Having A Frenetic Day.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-55330945 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55322340 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-55331692 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-55330420 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55335236 I can't imagine why. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-55314862 https://youtube.com/watch?v=u_Leyi_BST0Are (The Wreck of the Old '97, The Seekers, Official Audio).

Harder Than A Speeding Bullet.

In case there was still any lingering doubt. As to whether there's an arena in which I can't defeat Oxbridge. https://youtube.com/watch?v=PRXNVqpLYIA (Lemon Tree, The Seekers, Audio, Judith Durham and The Seekers).

The Gift That Keeps Giving.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-55312505 The Oxford vaccine creates immunity against the protein the virus uses to spike its way into its victim cells. Rather than the virus itself. Whereas something like the Pfizer vaccine creates immunity againts virus replicating once inside its victim cells. So a significant mutation in that spike protein would certainly, finally put an end to the agony that is the monkey aides.

Dispelling The Myth.

That it's about equality and merit.  Rather than a scam to allow the runts of the litter to be promoted far beyond the level of their own incompetence. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55330297

A Strange Move.

Given the rather large fortune Britain has spent aggresively making the case for gay conversion therapy. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55326461 Or at least therapy to help the victims of the predatory gay community recover.

Not The Only Ones.

Just the only ones embarrasing themselves. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-55328102

Other Problems?!

Well, there weren't ever going to be any benefits. From things you were punk'd into errecting. Simply to stop you from succeeding. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55318525

So Ratchet It Is Then.

One way or another. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-55330599

They'll Never Amount To Anything.

With that kind of crazy talk. People seeking compensation. For the money they wasted in the failed hope of being able to do something illegal.  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55330460 Honestly. We're all a bit surprised Britain hasn't already volunteered to trigger the; "No Survivours" clause. It's not like they can afford to keep on feeding those mouths.

On A Related Note.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/12/always-britains-stated-strategy.html Happy Hannukkah! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_(Buffy_the_Vampire_Slayer_episode) Is time still moving much faster in your dimension?

Always Britain's Stated Strategy.

Take Brexit negotiations down to the last minute. In an effort to use the artificial drama to con the EU into a bad deal. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-55329090 Like a responsible landlord. The EU should've cut them off already.

Today is a New Day.

December 16th 2020 (16/12/20). It looks like it's going to be an exciting day. As I discover if my repair of the rowing machine has worked. Although I'm already feeling pretty secure in my masculinity. Having torn through a kevlar belt.

They Can Talk & Talk & Talk.

About the need to do the absolute minimum. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55325621 But until they actually do it. They'll be left with whatever is they've been wasting their time & money on.

Choose Life.

Or don't. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-55184961 #YouHaveThePower!

Which Is Totally Inconsequential.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55317413 Compared to the liability they took on. When they decided to act as the lender-of-last-resort for a fraudster. With a handful of forged title deeds.

It's Hard To Argue.

With the empirical evidence. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55324417 Perhaps if the EU hadn't tried to. We wouldn't have to be cancelling Christmas.

And Look At That.

Another day. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-55313161 Another failure. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-55302431 But then Britain will never see success. Until it removes the barriers to success. That it was punk'd into errecting.

*weeps with laughter*

Sorry. The notion of people who ever thought that was a good idea. Still strutting around as if they've got something to teach the world. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-55317971  

Quite Right.

This lie of Joe Biden being elected should never have seen the light of day. It's definitely now time to consign it to history. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2020-55312272

Hardly A Surprise.

I don't think it's possible for an Attorney General to fail more spectacularly. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55312016 Of course Lynch and Holder were worse. But they both obviously had malicious intent.  

Could Be Worse.

They could have taken the money. Then used it to make sure that they will never, ever be able to deliver. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55314532 Which I think we can all agree. Would be the absolute height of human stupidity.

It's Really Just Simple English.

For a school to remain open it must first have opened. Meaning fees must have been paid and squatters cleared. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-55311573

It's Certainly An Ethical Question.

Is it right to hide the damage the clearly mentally disordered are doing to society? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-55263392

Today is a New Day.

December 15th 2020 (15/12/20). I wonder what it will bring.

False Declarations.

Continue to be false declarations. Not matter how many times they're repeated. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2020-55308526

Whereas I Will Be Paid In Full.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-55300494 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/12/oh-well_12.html It's really rather simple. Britain's failure. Britain's bill.

Certainly A Possible Risk.

Of the monkey aides vaccine. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-55308211 That the monkey virus combines with COVID-19. Creating a whole new virus. Just as two viruses combined in an intermediate host. To create COVID-19. It's a small risk. However one that should have been completely ruled out by now. If only Britain had been able to conduct a successful clinical trial.

It Might Be Nothing.

But that directly coincided with me streaming the finale of; "911 Lone Star." https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55298807 A show which very much takes as its starting point the 2013 Texas Fertilizer Plant explosion. And is particularly enjoyed by British viewers. Who remember the sheer oddity of Rob Lowe making; "Wild Bill" for ITV. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-55299952 So if Britain has been noise making. I recommend they stop.  To focus instead on the clearly much more important question. Of why I seem able to maintain working relationships with all sides of the Israel/Palestine Conflict. Yet still find them utterly impossible.

Hardly A Surprise.

The main suspect. Blaming someone else. As part of their, frankly, childish divide & rule strategy. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55303703 Although it's not the intention. It does touch on why the EU are really starting to annoy people. Many have been putting pressure on the UK. To rectify its behaviour. Clearly none of that has been registering while Britain is all consumed by Brexit. It certainly won't if they start thinking they're being successful. So I feel it is my duty to remind the EU. That they are very far from the only people to ever conduct a trade negotiation. They're not even the only people to conduct a trade negotiation with the UK. This year. They do though seem to be making much harder work of it than anybody else.

So Bad News Then.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-55306059 Which isn't really a question anyone else thought needed asking.

Today is a New Day.

December 14th 2020 (14/12/20). And let me explain how it's been going so far. I lay in bed for an hour. Waiting for an alarm I'd not set to go off. Meaning that I didn't go near a computer until abour midday. Almost the exact moment this global Google outage struck. Including this blog. So I hope the EU have got the message. Regarding the reputational damage associated with a global outage. I am now having to very seriously rethink this Buffy the Vampire storytelling. Without the Brexit negotations. It's really a bit of fun. In that slow week between Christmas and New Year. If the EU are going to keep this deranged and toxic atmosphere going until January 2021. Then nothing's going to be fun. Particularly not for the EU. I think that everyone can see from the EU's perspective Brexit negotiations are nothing more than a damage limitation exercise. Every time they give the impression they haven't realised that. Such as by extending the talks. Their reputation ...

SCOTUS Lost It's Focus.

And in that one terrible moment. https://us.cnn.com/2020/12/13/us/nyc-church-shooting-chirstmas-concert-trnd/index.html Where it mistook Brexit for a matter of global concern. It not only cancelled Christmas. It also condemned us all to the very real possibility. Of Inmate Biden actually being allowed to walk freely in the streets. https://youtube.com/watch?v=K3QDDlWmR9Q (Personal Jesus, Johnny Cash, Official Audio).

And There's A Song.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-55297558 Which has been blaring out for a good few long years now. https://youtube.com/watch?v=coCjlhyFug8 (Death of a Clown, The Kinks, Official Audio). Which certainly heaps the pressure upon. Around 50k per head should cover it. But if that feels a little steep. You can always import something new. Innit. https://youtube.com/watch?v=P0bHAyGhxE8 (Welcome to Paradise, Green Day, Official Audio).

Now Let's All Take A Moment.

To mark the hour. Upon which the EU's 400m+ citizens should've been celebrating life. If only their leaders hadn't chosen a different direction. https://youtube.com/watch?v=4FqQ42uKfFo (Don't Pick It Up, The Offspring, Official Audio). Seriously now though. They've gone to all the trouble of bringing their own laces and everything. https://youtube.com/watch?v=6pnpRc4hNQ0 (Foggy Mountain Top, Woody Guthrie, Congress, Audio, Topic).

Yeah. I Changed The PIN.

On the old NowTV Boost™. Much like Ursula von der Leyen and a telephone. Clearly it can't be trusted. https://youtube.com/watch?v=ORLOokBxpvM (The Taker, Waylon Jennings, Official Audio).

I Mean.

Fuckidity-Fuckidity-Fucking-Boo. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-55292890 Now we're all terrified to give you a Christmas gift. In case you end up raping yourself with that as well.

And Just So Eu Know.

The cave dwellers are super Lit on this news. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-55292890 As well they should be. I don't think anyone would've left them breathing into the rainy season. They'd known you were going to f'ck yourself up the arse like that. https://youtube.com/watch?v=is8gGf22bWI (My Own Worst Enemy, Lit, Official Audio). I mean. What's the point. Of bending them over that barrel. Pulling their trousers down. And hiding all the lube. If all you're going to do is yourselves. https://youtube.com/watch?v=8FFJYp5Za5k (Little Black Train, Woody Guthrie, Audio, Topic). Just kidding.  My strategic objectives were achieved many moons ago. So this is really just a spectator sport. To see if all you wee kiddywinks can contemplate a concept as complex as mere tact.

Which Harks Back To A Time.

When substance mattered a lot more than style. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-55292500 I've actually got a couple of his songs on my Mp3 player. Ripped from published CD's that, somehow, exist in my house. Up until now.  I genuinely did not know that he was Black. https:/youtube.com/watch?v=BXM9aOAPnJE (Crystal Chandeliers, Charley Pride, Official Audio). See also; https://youtube.com/watch?v=blvm2bTXqCc (Honky Tonk Blues, Charley Pride, Official Audio). https://youtube.com/watch?v=8LIDR2ySLlo (Honky Tonk Heroes, Waylon Jennings, Official Audio). Never to be mistaken with; https://youtube.com/watch?v=qLbGeZSUrhg (The Most Beautiful Girl, Charlie Rich, Official Audio).

Now That Seems Ominous.

I appear to have destroyed Porton Down. Well, torn the handle from my rowing machine. Through the sheer effort of maintaining a position of neutrality. As always. It would be a lot easier for me. To just let the full weight of Merkel's dumbassary. Fall entirely on her own damn head.

The Arrogance Of Them.

I will not be available while these Brexit talks are ongoing. So particularly the EU and particularly Ireland really need to start asking themselves some grown up questions. About how much of the World they're prepared to see burn. In pursuit of what is, as best, a petty regional squabble. For example. If this does result in Joe Biden becoming US President in January 2021. Then that is something everyone is going to be paying for. For a long time to come. And that's just the next four years. While you're still paying for the previous eight. It's actually pretty basic psychology. When you find yourself being consumed by a death spiral. You want to step back and gain perspective. The last thing you want to be doing is keep going. Or maybe it's a philosophical issue. Is it's the EU's belief that I will work for free. Beyond all the crap I've been quietly absorbing all year. Which predisposes them to being incapable of realising. The immense damage they'...

Today is a New Day.

December 13th 2020 (13/12/20). At least we all know what Joss Whedon's getting for Christmas. A thoroughly unwanted 20 year career retrospective.

The Chattering Classes Can.

Take metaphor as far as they like. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55282093 However SCOTUS's sole concerns can only be the facts. And the rule of law. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55288518 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-55288114 Former Justice Roberts certainly can't plead ignorance. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impeachment_trial_of_Donald_Trump https://youtube.com/watch?v=zYefHCyDXxo (Rusty Cage, Johnny Cash, Official Audio).

Furthermore.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/12/spoilers-much.html That swim team episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It was a bit near-the-knuckle. The Willow Rosenberg's Jewishness was a lot more prominent than usual. In a storyline that centred around a toxic gas. Being pumped into a building disguised as a shower block. It was about 18 months later I met that bisexual Israeli Jew. At, essentially, a community college. That had once been attended by Malcolm McClaren. Which, at least, explains Epitaph Records interest. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y3cRg9i8t2w (Beslan Was A Gas, The Sex Pistols, Video, Sex Pistols on MV). In the fullness of time I will explain. Why I think "incident" is the more appropriate term. However that Church business. It wasn't triggered by the TV show. It was an attack on the TV show. So I've got some bad news for Rihanna & her fans. But not the worst news that's going round. Giles, the watcher still needs to explain. How he g...

Someone Needs A Thesulah Orb.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-55286462 They'll be lucky to get £3.40 for that. Let alone £340k. The foundation's all wonky.

I Don't Actually Speak Russian.

Fortunately that doesn't require much translation. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-55273907 The aroma of mujahideen stew is pretty overpowering. As is the manufacturer's urgent need to actually conduct a successful clinical trial. The Oxford team couldn't even manage that. It is the one small mercy in all this. Britain's gay community are so mentally disordered. It's highly unlikely they'll ever even realise that they're being insulted. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-54832563

Oh Well.

You get what you pay for. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-55281734 So if you're going to keep spending money propping up a corpse. Don't expect to find a pulse anytime soon. Seriously though Britain. You'd have to be utterly insane. To even contemplate addressing one of your superiors in such a way. https://youtube.com/watch?v=5rsmH74Xck8Are (She Broke My Dick, All, Audio, Freakiotic Bitzlecocker). Clearly neither were ever seeking work. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55289813 Just saying.

Spoilers Much!

I'm not planning to watch that episode of MacGyver until, at least, tomorrow. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55285805 Although I can confirm; Director Thornton has most certainly been arrested. For treason. And replaced by a much bigger character. Also. Are we sure it's a code? So much as just being explicitly told something. Repeatedly.

It's A Total Mess.

Fraudulent title deeds being issued. With completely the wrong names on them. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-55260488

Today is a New Day.

December 12th 2020 (12/12/20). One that's likely to be brought to you by the words; "Oww." And; "Go Away."

Just So Former Justice Roberts Knows.

Every time he sh'ts the bed like he's a Brit. I have to re-stream an episode of; "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." And if I have to waste any more bandwidth on that; "Taco Bell Delivers" ad. I will kill. I mean. I've had some shameful things for breakfast in my time. But I'd never stoop that low. https://youtube.com/watch?v=E5QyEcya9Kg (Black Leather, Guns N' Roses, Official Audio).

Hopelessly Addicted To Losing.

Has he and his clan not heard? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55278650 Act III's supposed to be over by now. https://www.rte.ie/news/world/2020/1211/1183972-manhattan-vehicle-protest/ Anyway.  It looks like as it's going to be a long night. As we wait to discover if SCOTUS is going to, sensationally, rule as unconstitutional. The Voting Rights Acts of 1965 & 1973. Because there's not a lawyer on the planet going to believe them. If they attempt to deny knowledge of Pennsylvania's failure to seek, let alone obtain, pre-clearence. https://www.cnbc.com/2020/10/28/supreme-court-wont-fast-track-gop-challenge-to-pennsylvania-ballot-deadline.html (No maater how much my tablet opposes me posting this). I mean. C'mon now. #Boogaloo2024. https://edition.cnn.com/2020/12/07/sport/breakdancing-olympics-paris-2024-spt-intl/index.html Not even Maggie Sanger & her chums want to see that.

Let's Be Honest Though.

As a few people have mentioned. You really should be saving that money. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/12/oh-well_11.html And at least try to invest it employing a highly skilled professional. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-55274147 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-55259272

Khanistan Still Believes In Fairies.

With entirely predictable results. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-55275618

But Seeing As It's The Weekend.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/12/oh-well_11.html Apparently I've got some consensual business. With her God-daughter. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ixrje2rXLMA (Jolene, Dolly Parton, Official Audio). So maybe we should have yet another whip round. For the benefit of the gay community. https://www.whsmith.co.uk/products/concise-oxford-english-dictionary-main-edition-12th-revised-edition/hardback/9780199601080.html Also.  The annual flare's arrived from Kowloon. Carrying the new Jennies. One day I must write back. With the bad news. If you're going to do something that stupid. Not even she can save you anymore.

Oh Well.

You get what you pay for. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-55276209 So if you're going to keep spending money propping up a corpse. Don't expect to find a pulse anytime soon.

*shakes head*

Never a hope in hell. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55275997 https://youtube.com/watch?v=dMcGRLNclg8 (Keep The Beat, Snuff, Audio, Chris Telmeth).

What Happened To Jew!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-55274713 Yep. It's going to be a long weekend. https://youtube.com/watch?v=zPa0ewqwpSY (What Happened to You, The Offspring, Official Audio).

So Who Is This Lorraine.

And who thought it was a good idea to let her in to begin with. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ykffr0nbgPc (I Can See Clearly Now, Snuff, Audio, twinnedwitherlangen). Which is certainly one way of announcing that I've collected my new spectacles. Something which actually marks the start of about a week of a different sort of headache.

Which Is Fast Becoming So Unreadable.

Not even the writers seem able to muster the insanity needed to publish it each week, https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55270322

Maybe That's The Problem.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-55269381 I'm not actually a Muslim extremist. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-55269384 Although perhaps not as serious a problem. As the belief that the cancellation of the unpopular and ill advised spin-off. Is going to affect the main show.

Today is a New Day.

December 11th 2020 (11/12/20). And wouldn't it be nice. If I could tell an ancedote triggered by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/12/and-speaking-of-allergies.html That didn't lead to yet another dead body.

And Speaking Of Allergies.

Did I mention that I'm allergic to Chlorine. Causes my sinuses to swell right up. Forced me to quit the swim team.

Oh Well.

You get what you pay for. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-55244726 So if you're going to keep spending money propping up a corpse. Don't expect to find a pulse anytime soon.

Today is a New Day.

December 10th 2020 (10/12/20). With luck that's all I'll have to say about it.

I Should Probably Clarify.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-55244122 The purpose of any vaccine is to trigger an immune response. An allergic reaction is really the immune system misfiring. So I hesitate to say this is a problem with the patients rather than the vaccine. However if you are prone to allergic reactions that is something that is wrong with your immune system. Rather than something which is caused by the vaccine. It will be triggered at some point, whether you have the vaccine or not. These two patients were already well aware that they were prone to allergic reactions.

A Recipe For A Fractured Nation.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55243008 Confirming that the law is, in fact, not a double edged sword. Capable of destroying all those who attack it. From any direction. But instead a cudgel. There simply to beat those who dare to disagree with the Democrats into submission. Because, as I've said;   "Not a lawyer on the planet." Hence SCOTUS' refusal to even attempt to explain the inexplicable.  

As The Saying Goes.

"Follow The Money."  https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/55219529 What I'm seeing there is two Muslim Brotherhood affilitated clubs. Trying to convince us that Demba Ba speaks fluent Romanian. I would say that it was brave of Joss Whedon. Comparing Millwall fans to a bunch of teenage girls. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bewitched,_Bothered_and_Bewildered_(Buffy_the_Vampire_Slayer) But have you ever seen a bunch of teenage girls fight?

I Refer You To.

My earlier statement. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-55244122 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/12/a-difficult-one-that.html

Here's a Novel Idea.

Maybe we just stop throwing money away. On the virus that's clearly killing us. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55236851

Must've Been Hallucinating.

When it comes to shouldering the cost of your failure. There are never any discounts. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-55232790

Today is a New Day.

December 9th 2020 (9/12/20). And I've got a bone breaking one ahead of me. Gym. Followed by cleaning chores. Plus, if I'm going to be ready for this December 27th show. It might be an idea for me to make a start on it.

Good To Know.

https://us.cnn.com/2020/12/07/entertainment/selma-blair-sarah-michelle-gellar-kiss-trnd/index.html I was begining to wonder what happened to Sarah Michelle Gellar. The process of discovery would've invariably involved the Google search term; "Is Sarah Michelle Gellar Dead?"  Although I didn't watch it I was vaguely aware of the show. I think everyone alive at the turn of the century was vaguely aware of the show.

Very Strange.

https://us.cnn.com/2020/12/08/politics/supreme-court-pennsylvania-trump-biden/index.html In  Roman Catholic Diocese of Brooklyn and Agudath Israel of America v New York SCOTUS held what has never really been in question. The Constitution can't simply be disregarded because it is inconvenient to the Democrats election. An element of the constitutional order they have reversed in this one line ruling. I assume the Republicans addiction to losing caused them to completely misframe the application.       It's hardly worth charging my tablet at this time of night. So let me know when the DoJ's Civil Right's division make their application. The use of Postal Ballots is clearly discriminatory. Therefore a violation of the 1st Amendment, religious freedom and 15th Amendment, equal protection. The Courts are not only authorised, by both Congress and precedent, but obligated to reject election results secured by such illegally cast votes. Not least under the Voting Rights Act ...

So We Just Have To Get Used To It.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-55211468 Particularly if Act III does not go ahead. And we're left with one of ISIL's main care workers as US Defence Secretary. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55224893 Under a US President who brought Nazism back to the World.

There Seems An Easy Enough Way.

To determine which denomiation note to choose. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-55227530 https://edition.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/08/14/cocaine.traces.money/

It Certainly Sound Neurological.

Of which heavy metal poisoning is certainly amongst the known causes.  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-55227388 Not that there's a huge amount of information to go on at the moment.

Not A Chance In Hell.

Of Britain figuring out the troll.  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-55226098

It's Always Sad To Watch.

When Britain starts thinking it can run with the big boys. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-55227034

A Persistant Problem That.

Britain thinking things are still alive. When they clearly died many years ago. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55224904

Today is a New Day.

December 8th 2020 (8/12/20). And that is all I have to say about it. For now, at least.

Made Dem Say It.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2020-55220570 Now why are we still dragging our feet on the start of Act III.

Yes. Rumour Has It.

That Director Thornton's been arrested. For treason. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-55214359 But I can't confirm that yet. I'm severely retarded.

Hardly Two Mutually Exclusive Groups.

The Kosovo Liberation Army (KLA) and Al Qaeda. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-55213784 But then I'm not the one who needs to explain the events of 2000. Before and beyond. Also. How depressing is it? When it feels like nostalgia. Taking about when Al Qaeda was the most dangerous group out there. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mallrats

Yes. Smart People.

Tend to want to disguise their use of things like child soldiers. So label the compensation package as something else. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-55212668 People who are too thick to work that out really shouldn't be interfering in matters of national security. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-55216389 Something which should be raised with them in person. In private.

Today is a New Day.

December 7th 2020 (7/12/20). The plan for which already seems to have been decided.

The Simple Miracle That Is Beer.

I mean. It was a good 12-13 hours ago. I found myself thinking; "I'm tired and I want to go back to bed." Yet here still I am. At what seems like an appropriate time to take bets on tomorrow's productivity.

Hopelessly Addicted To Losing.

Obviously he's desperate for an SNL parody. https://us.cnn.com/2020/12/06/politics/kelly-loeffler-raphael-warnock-debate/index.html But surely he should, at least, come close to the same hemisphere as electoral success. Before being granted such a platform.

It Used To Be Such A Good Show.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blindspot_(TV_series) I can't imagine what went wrong. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soyuz_MS-10 So wherever you find yourself in life. Remember. It could be worse. You could be Ennis Esmer. The ethnically Turkish Actor/Pervert. Who's still got to appear at ComicCon.

You Can Say That Again.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55210243 https://youtube.com/watch?v=iM7-yDd7ck0 (Sickness, Agnostic Front, Audio, grave420hardcore). I mean. Seriously. Surely even the most deluded member of the public is crying out for the start of Act III by now. https://sf.gov/stay-home-except-essential-needs Despite the Republicans apparent addiction to defeat.

Presumably A BBC News Editor.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-55208369 I mean. C'mon now. It wasn't a particular funny prank to begin with. And it's been a good long while since it should've paid off.

Again. Out Of Interest.

On what evidence are we basing the conclusion. That these childish tantrums are going to work? https://news.sky.com/story/covid-19-batches-of-coronavirus-vaccine-pictured-arriving-at-london-hospital-ahead-of-uk-wide-rollout-12153535 After all. This Pfizer vaccine involves; Taking part of the naturally occurring virus. Which is only ever going to be as dangerous as the virus. Placing it in an organic human fat cell. Which is only ever going to be as dangerous as a human fat cell. Suspending it in a gluten free saline solution. Which is only ever going to be as dangerous as a mixture of water and salt. Then injecting it into a muscle in your arm. Where the virus can't spread. But can trigger an immune response. So the most dangerous thing about it is probably the syringe it comes in. Prompting the obvious follow up; "They know it's a corpse, right?!" Obviously anyone stupid enough to actually do that. Clearly has no sense of taste nor smell. But surely the eyes have got...

That Was Surprisingly Pleasent.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/55118788 I think the trick is to allow 60-30 minutes to compose yourself before kick-off.

Unfortunately.

The ongoing Nazi salute. Rather detracts from the credibility of that apology. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-55205354the And until a full, credible apology has been implemented. There's nothing that can be done.

Hence All The Bafflement.

At yesterday's childish tantrum. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/12/and-out-of-interest.html When everybody already knew the cull is inevitable. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-55206322 I mean. They can try and tell themselves that they haven't choked. It's not going to make that delusion a reality.

Maybe It Was Trying To Escape.

From an abusive home. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55205385 We're all a bit surprised the Statue of Liberty hasn't upped and left already. Particularly in light of that DACA ruling. 

"There's No Evidence Of Fraud."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-55171253 In case you were still wondering. How credible you sound. When you say that about the US Election.

Today is a New Day.

December 6th 2020 (6/12/20). I'm not saying Epitaph Records are responsible for the Utah monolith. I'm just saying that's the rumour the TV show; "Blindspot" have started. An opening sequence with a character bawling warder. In a new espresso machine. When another character discovers a strange sculpture left in the Arizona desert. Which definitely wasn't put there by; "Jingle Jangle LLP." After that it went a bit hazy. Might need to watch it again.

Outstanding!

https://us.cnn.com/style/article/utah-monolith-viral-art-moment/index.html As always. https://imdb.com/title/tt11034504/ Or so it's been alleged. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Fel7_Kvf8P0 (The Auld Triangle, Dropkick Murphy's, Official Audio). Although, surely. COVID-19 has been the viral art moment of this year.

Finally Solving The Mystery.

Of why he was put up for adoption. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55200212

Now There's A Surprise.

Amid all this interest in shows I've been streaming. Amazon seem increasingly desperate for me to join their Prime Video service. Today they posted me a gift card for a 30 day free trial. Which the cave dwellers resisted the urge to steal. It's exactly the same as the 30 day free trial they offer online. Every time you sign in and in email after email. Which is why I'm impressed. That they went to the effort to produce a plastic card with my name and a hologram on it. Then mail it to me. Obviously I'll only be streaming content from their servers if they're paying for it. As part of a serious offer that lasts much longer than 30 days. Although I don't think it was the intention. They've certainly hit on the major flaw at the heart of this madman's fantasy. While it's a good few years away.  When the money runs out. That's not the moment everyone's delusions magically become real. That is the end. The point from which there is no coming back. ...

Finally. A Club With Some Dignity.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/55168557 It's certainly been a long, wasted summer. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-55187467 And here we are. On the verge of either Act III. Or consequences. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/12/which-should-alarm-many.html The Republicans really need to work on their addiction to losing though. Trading a clear victory for an illegitimate run-off. That's the type of madness that sees you invade Afghanistan.

O Banksy.

Where for art thou. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55199060 https://youtube.com/watch?v=7D9hiBRf0wg (Danny Farrell, Ronnie Drew, Ballads, Audio, Topic).

And Out Of Interest.

On what evidence are we basing the conclusion. That these childish tantrums are going to work? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55201167

I Lack The Patience For Patients.

As I was sleeping my mother texted me. Having decided now is the perfect time for a chat on the phone. I declined. Pointing out that if she wants to permanently end the relationship between us we can simply do that. There's no need for her to continue launching these increasingly clumsy attacks. * She seems to have agreed that she'd made a mistake. Which I think seems reasonable. It's not like I'm asking her to do something completely outrageous. Like accepting my crazy, delusional fantasies as reality. Merely to accept they exist. So refrains from doing things which can only be viewed as highly offensive. By trying to cause me unnecessary stress. Or, at least, give me a cut. If what must be the large sums of money she's being paid to behave in such a way. Although I may have left that last bit out. *She's clearly not enough of a pro for that sort of binding spell.

Has Charades Started Already?

Because it certainly; "Sounds Like." Britain is desperate to employ a highly skilled professional. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-55133454

Which Should Alarm Many.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55196130 The apparent suggestion that he is not going to attempt to challenge the Democrats theft of the election after all.

That's The Problem With Reality.

There's no escaping it. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55195397 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-55192798

Vicarious Liability.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-55199110 Although you'd hardly be surprised if something that tiny lost its nerve in a gale.

Not At All Serious.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/12/also-owww.html I'd be highly surprised if it does leave a scar. If it does then it will be absolutely tiny. Indistingushable from an acne scar and completely hidden by the eyebrow. That was actually the first thing to strike me about it. After the door. I seem to have caught the incredibly narrow edge of the door. At such an impossibly precise angle. As to cut the skin but not bruise it. The second was that I was cooking at the time. So it was only about 20 minutes later I caught a glimpse of myself in a mirror. To discover blood smeared down the left side of my face. Which seems like the sort of thing you should notice sooner.

Today is a New Day.

December 5th 2020 (5/12/20). My eyebrow may be split. At least my ego is still very much intact. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bewitched,_Bothered_and_Bewildered_(Buffy_the_Vampire_Slayer) But then I didn't commission a very expensive spin-off. Based on an, at best, ancillary character.  Also. I'm starting to think that savage might be lying. About how he got that cut. Which has still not healed. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11103056/

I Would've Mocked.

But I too have been surprised by thundersnow. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-55184493 And I really should know better.

One Month And One Day.

Just saying. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-55193595 And speaking of sub-standard goods. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-55133313

They Should Get On With It Then.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55192699 The case is so clear cut it really shouldn't cost more than a few thousand.

More Alarm & Distress.

Ever higher remedial costs. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-55193809 All that happens. Every time they scream about their inability to understand the terminology.

Also; "Owww!"

Banged my head on a cupboard door earlier. Split my eyebrow open. Which at least looks suitably dramatic.

To Say The Least.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-55192375 I'd ask why they haven't been taken outside and shot. For treason. But they were. A long time ago. #PropUpTheCorpse!

Dangerous Business That.

Delusional psychosis. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-55189658 Particularly when you've become so deluded. You start thinking anyone else is going to be bearing the cost of your little episodes.

Seems Pessimistic.

Assuming COVID-19 will still be around in January 2025. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55182309

Dare We Suggest.

That Stephen Fry, Emma Thompson, Joseph Fiennes and Bill Nighy focus more on events in their own country. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-55179847

But Entirely Inevitable.

Given that they've yet to take a single step in the recovery process. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-55181489

He Should've Just Said 136%.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-55179008 Under the Paris Agreement there's no way to verify that a nation's actually met its commitment. Let alone consequences if they don't. Begging the question of how it feels able to use the term; "Commitment."

Hardly Much Of A Mystery.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55173402 Apparently in the grips of a long delusional episode Britain simply set fire to it. Leaving them with nothing but ever spiralling remedial costs.

And Britain Thinks It Can Tell?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-55179360 Because it seems to have put a lot of garbage into a lot of boxes. All of which will need to be cleared.

Which Really Shouldn't Take Long.

Given the sheer number of times they've had it explained to them already.  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-55183959

Today is a New Day.

December 4th 2020 (4/12/20). And it's already feeling like a not particularly productive one.

Let Us Know.

If he starts growing a moustache. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-55173605

It Was Certainly A Mistake.

Launching such an attack. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55172065 When people are clearly bound to help victims.

So Alarm & Distress.

Amid spiralling remedial costs. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-55173667 Imagine still being unfamiliar with the terminology. After they've been explained. On so many occasions.

Today is a New Day.

December 3rd 2020 (3/12/20). Now there's a reassuringly familiar feeling to start the day. Tired and slighly hungover.

The Paris Agreement Must Be Working.

Just 11 short months after implementation. We've already totally assessed the effectiveness of our first cycle NDC's. And started writing our second cycle NDC's. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-55164231 Also.  Possibly drunk & ranting. However I don't think the Paris Agreement should even be allowed to use the term; "Nationally Determined Contribution (NDC)." That is the language of the Durban Platform. Not the obscenity that is John Kerry.

Ain't Nothing In The Universe.

Gonna change a donkey into a horse. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-55160374

Allo Allo.

Things have clearly got a bit naughty. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_minor_Buffy_the_Vampire_Slayer_characters#Enyos Innit. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorden_Kaye

An Entirely Moot Point.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-55160246 If the Oxford vaccine is approved for use. Once it finally completes its first successful trial. Sometime in September 2021. Then it still won't be able to deliver the much needed herd immunity. Britain hasn't ordered enough of the working vaccines to achieve herd immunity. So we could an awful lot of time, money & energy right now. By just giving up on the idea that there is going to be a mass vaccination programme in the UK. Rather than the limited, targeted vaccination of only the most high risk groups.

If Hanukkah Starts On Dec 27th.

I'm going to be frickin' furious. After all. There are certain anecdotes best left until after Christmas. Okay then. Everyone can relax. 17 ways from Sunday.

Just Saying.

My eyesight continues to be so poor. That I still get my eye tests for free. Apparently that first detached retina. Just increases the chances of the next detached retina. So it would be ruder not to. https://youtube.com/watch?v=zUpuwdfRW9s (Sam Hall, Johnny Cash, Official Audio). Also. Can I have my old Police™ frames back, please. I mean. The aforementioned hit me that, bloody hard. Yet those frames survived.

But They've Been Informed Now.

The doors need to be closed. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-55163020 It's certainly been one of the great mysteries of our time. How mere MP's, let alone local councillors. Ever felt empowered to interfere in matters of national security. Along with why they've still not been quietly pulled to one side and properly briefed.

I Would Rather Go Blind.

Although, obviously, I'd prefer not to. Due to the pandemic the wearing of masks is compulsory in England. Meaning that no spectacle wearer has been able to see since about July. For me this fogging issue got so bad. That it actually stripped the outer coating from my lenses. Rendering them hopelessly scratched and unusable. After three months of splitting headaches I feel my point has been proved. So I've been to get an eye check and a replacement. No problems, no changes. The best bit is that it's all paid for. Out of a fund that the Brits didn't even know existed. Not that there's much psychological mystery behind their belief my bankruptcy is imminent. Based on the accounts they do know about  Although a psychiatrist would probably have a field day. With this belief of theirs that life is going to improve. Once their road to rehabilitation is permanently closed. Yeah. That should've read; "Nitroglycerin." https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/...