The Stories I Could Tell.

So many South Africans. So little time.

https://news.sky.com/story/covid-19-uk-confirms-two-cases-of-another-new-variant-linked-to-south-africa-12171410

As I mentioned. Almost exactly a year ago.

I was trained as a traffic warden by an Apartheid-era police officer. Who avoided Truth & Reconciliation by going to train Khanistan firearms officers.

I also spent about five years sharing a house with at least one South African.

To the point I knew Trevor Noah was lying. Well, *clicks* ish.

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/trevor-noah-xhosa-oscars-2019-phrase-translation-presenter-a8797161.html

Mainly though. I seem to remember one third of the World Famous Thrupple™ being in South Africa during the 2003 invasion of Iraq.

The other two thirds had certain "conditions" imposed on them. Which prevented them from leaving the country.

Despite the local police wanting them to be just anywhere else.