Never Been Properly Ridden.

Allegedly.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GT6aMAnekes (Don't Call Me Up, Mabel, Official Video).

Prior to today's big event I spoke to the COVID-19 Patient Zeroes. Aka; My mothers.

Basically it was just an hour talking the horses. It's not like anyone's had anything else on this year.

As I said;

I've often thought the lot round here should be locked up. Now they have been.

So best Christmas in years.

Not least because my step-grandmother got the Pfizer jab. In between learning about the Skypes, The Zooms, the emails. Basically all the Internets.

In order to remind everyone that she's old. But she's not yet Spanish Flu old.

So, yeah;

"Sovereign Tales of Dykes & Dams."

I think you can see why I opted out of that in the final stretch of the Brexit talks.