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So Who Opposed Travel Restrictions?

https://us.cnn.com/2020/02/29/health/us-coronavirus-saturday/index.html

Hard For All of Three Seconds.

Followed by a lifetime on the run. https://news.sky.com/story/boris-johnson-and-girlfriend-carrie-symonds-expecting-first-baby-together-and-get-engaged-11945648 https://youtube.com/watch?v=DnjBRNLsMDg

Today is a New Day.

The rarely seen February 29th 2020 (29/2/20). I see they like to dish it out. But they don't like to take it. https://news.sky.com/story/top-home-office-civil-servant-sir-philip-rutnam-quits-and-will-sue-government-11946136 Surely that's the oldest narrative in the World. I'm suprised they're still clinging to it.

Ouch. US$ 5Trn.

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-ftse-100-loses-200bn-in-worst-week-for-global-shares-since-2008-11945636 I wish the Zombie virus best of luck paying that off. https://youtube.com/watch?v=-t7dtIOMgZ4

Where Was al-Baghdadi Killed?

I forget. https://www.france24.com/en/20191029-us-secrecy-on-baghdadi-raid-exposes-distrust-of-nato-ally-turkey

Or To Put It Another Way.

Turkey Seeks IMF Bailout. https://news.sky.com/story/turkey-opens-its-borders-to-europe-for-refugees-as-syria-conflict-escalates-11945133

Boris Finally Escapes Wet Paper Bag.

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-boris-johnson-says-best-advice-to-stop-covid-19-is-to-wash-your-hands-11945712 Presumably scissors were involved.

The EU Must Be So Grateful.

It no longer has to put up with that in its meetings. https://www.reuters.com/article/us-syria-security-britain/uk-to-call-for-un-security-council-meeting-after-turkish-troops-killed-in-syria-idUSKCN20M29Z

Holed Below the Waterline.

Then the waterline keeps rising. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-51670574 Until, finally you realise; You're not waving. You are drowning.

So Britain Does Remember.

The last time it mistook this for a debate. https://news.sky.com/story/former-barclays-executives-cleared-of-fraud-over-4bn-qatar-deal-11945290 Surely it's not going to allow the Zombie virus to claim another generation. https://news.sky.com/story/womens-life-expectancy-falls-in-englands-poorest-areas-while-the-north-south-health-gap-grows-11942639

Today is a New Day.

February 28th 2020 (28/2/20). I'm not going to be wandering blindly into that. https://news.sky.com/story/turkey-opens-its-borders-to-europe-for-refugees-as-syria-conflict-escalates-11945133 Other than to remind all NATO members of the clear limits of Article 5. No matter how much Erdogan believes he can use human beings as bargining chips.

Heathrow Expansion To Go Ahead

https://news.sky.com/story/heathrow-airport-plans-for-third-runway-plans-in-tatters-after-legal-defeat-11944267 Once the UK government shows it has considered its obligations under the Paris Agreement. Which doesn't obligate anyone to reduce Greenhouse Gas (ghg) emissions. And doesn't even apply to the aviation sector anyway. The rest of this message was deliberately omitted. Britain should know why by now. https://us.cnn.com/2020/02/27/us/houston-water-break/index.html

Today is a New Day.

February 27th 2020 (27/2/20). Definitely a facemask day. Nothing to do with this Coronavirus business. I've got to go to the gym later. And it's snowing.

Objective Achieved.

It didn't feature nipples. But people found it sexual anyway. https://us.cnn.com/2020/02/25/us/shakira-jlo-super-bowl-halftime-show-fcc-complaints-trnd/index.html

The Hole Is Below the Waterline.

https://news.sky.com/story/towns-struggle-with-rising-river-levels-as-flood-barriers-are-breached-11943351 Yeah. I've done a bit on flood defences over the years. https://news.sky.com/story/crushing-fears-over-greta-thunberg-speech-at-bristol-climate-rally-11944034

Remember. It's a Hotel.

Don't unpack. Don't get comfortable. Do not ever get to thinking the fever dream is your home. https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-british-tourists-to-be-quarantined-for-two-weeks-in-tenerife-hotel-11943448

The Ghosts of Christmas Future.

On February 18th (18/2/20) my mother was subjected to a dog attack. Bacteria entered her body from the dog's mouth from the facial lacerations she sustained. This infection required her to be hospitalised on Monday (24/2/20). After treatment with broad spectrum, IV antibiotics she has been released today. Britain accompained its attack with the Zurick case. A domestic violence murder-suicide amongst gundog trainers. Which occured on the property directly adajcent to that of the father of the current Prime Minister Boris Johnson. America very publically explained the situation to Britain. Through the swift conviction of Harvey Weinstein. It almost goes without saying that my mother has reacted in the way that all abuse victims do. Making excuses for the abuser and trying to minimise their responsibility. Apparently the bacterial infection wasn't necessarily caused by the dog bites. It could just be a total coincidence and nobody's fault. That led to some discussi...

So They Couldn't Be Defended.

https://news.sky.com/story/towns-struggle-with-rising-river-levels-as-flood-barriers-are-breached-11943351 And frankly. Why would you want to. https://news.sky.com/story/singer-duffy-reveals-she-was-drugged-and-raped-while-being-held-captive-11943143

Today is a New Day.

February 26th 2020 (26/2/20). That is all.

Literally the Easiest Ever Test.

There is only one correct answer. They've been told what it is. They've been told where to write it down. Yet, somehow, they're still failing. https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-tourists-at-tenerife-hotel-tested-for-coronavirus-as-case-confirmed-in-adeje-11942764

Old Man Dies.

https://news.sky.com/story/former-egyptian-president-hosni-mubarak-has-died-he-ruled-for-30-years-11942825 No doubt the Washington Post are demanding sanctions.

Penance is Inescapable.

For I have a confession to make. My relationship with my mothers has always been somewhat strained. Due to the enthusiasm with which they pass sensitive information to Britain. Britain is now being forced to face up to the fact much of that information is wrong. It is in this context I texted one of my mothers today. Apparently due to the fact I can't afford to use WhatsApp you couldn't have contacted me. Yesterday (24/2/20) she was admitted to hospital. A result of the dog attack she suffered last Tuesday (18/2/20). Bacteria from the dog bites have caused a bacterial infection. Including a rather rather spectacular skin rash. It is being treated with broad spectrum antibioitics and she is expected to be discharged tomorrow (25/2/20). This has given Wiltshire constabulary another bite of the cherry as it were. That infection now provides a clear forensic link to the dog and its owner. NHS safeguarding policy means that it is not a question of my mothers choosing to ...

Today is a New Day.

February 25th 2020 (25/2/20). I see Britain is being forced to face up to the threat. Posed by the Italian. https://abcnews.go.com/International/water-cannon-sprays-mosque-entrance-hong-kong/story?id=66417309

Interesting Fact.

In 2018 around 140,000 people died of Measles. Just in case anyone was still labouring under the misapprehension that 2019nCoV is to be taken seriously. After all I'm not sure how anyone can hope to contain a illness where around 35% of patients suffer no symptoms whatsoever. No matter how heavily the Pharma industry is invested in the labour theory of property.

It's Only a Curse.

Amongst those who can't recognise the blessing. https://youtube.com/watch?v=QzCyF0lrioc

I Assume COBRA is Being Convened.

Following the February 18th (18/2/20) dog attack my mother's wound has become infected. Resulting in her being admitted to hospital today. This is a woman who has now presented to hospital twice as the result of a serious assault. NHS safeguarding policy means the hospital is under a legal obligation to report the matter police. With or without her consent. I think it's fair to assume that it is being strongly recommend to Britain. That a swift conviction is required. https://news.sky.com/story/harvey-weinstein-found-guilty-of-sexual-assault-11937912

Today is a New Day.

February 24th 2020 (24/2/20). Another day, another pitiful attempt at a swirling mystery. https://news.sky.com/story/priti-patel-concerned-by-false-allegations-amid-claims-mi5-doesnt-trust-her-11941955 Either Britain gives the one correct answer. Or it doesn't. In the meantime I really don't fancy its chances of convincing anyone Priti Patel was Home Secretary back in 2006.

It Seems Britain Must Decide.

Is Arrowe Park really an aspiration? Or merely a fever dream. https://news.sky.com/story/four-new-uk-covid-19-cases-after-cruise-ship-evacuees-test-positive-11941578

The EU Currently Sanctions Russia.

Just saying.

Look How Happy Everybody Is.

The Zombie virus hasn't been allowed to take hold. They've been freed from the fever dream. And are returning to their homes. https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-evacuees-released-from-two-week-quarantine-in-milton-keynes-11941291

Not So Much Flooded.

As holed beneath the waterline. https://news.sky.com/story/storm-hit-communities-brace-for-more-heavy-rain-amid-yellow-weather-warnings-11940205 Somewhere off the coast of Iceland. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItfbzUg-CWM

Strange Choice.

For a recruitment poster. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-51591421 Just Saying. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkuu0Lwb5EM

Today is a New Day.

February 23rd 2020 (23/2/20). But that doesn't magically turn yesterday's defeats into victories. No matter what you try and tell yourself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PReAdP91jhE

Yep. Mystery That.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-51596665 https://youtube.com/watch?v=KViE_-QOz3E

Far More Charity Than They're Worth.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx6_wrFZcu0

*Yawns*

Has someone finally woken up? https://youtube.com/watch?v=3NjAOgit37Q

The Strength of the Wolf is the Pack.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-8030881/Manchester-Uniteds-Chris-Smalling-left-devastated-dog-dies-suspected-poisoning.html British men need a whole herd of horses and several packs of dogs to hide behind. When they go to fight one little fox. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrZjJsIA1EI

So Have Epstein & Co Got The Message.

https://news.sky.com/story/prince-harry-and-meghan-will-not-use-sussex-royal-after-spring-sources-11939786 Regarding the one correct answer. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/jury-harvey-weinstein-trial-says-they-re-hung-judge-orders-n1140521 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzCyF0lrioc

I Can Only Strongly Recommend.

That he hands himself in. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-51570815 Because not everyone's cursed with an 8 second memory. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KViE_-QOz3E So don't struggle with such a simple progression. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDhrH6QY-2E

One Sick Puppy.

I mentioned that on Tuesday (18/2/20) my mother and her dog were subjected to an attack by another dog. Yesterday (21/2/20) I bothered to get the details. I can now confirm this was a deliberate attack. It wasn't two dogs getting to a disagreement. It was one dog charging down its prey. As its owner hid from view. I've recommended my mothers report the matter to the police. Under British law a dog is considered and object. This particular object has left my mother with lacerations that required hospital treatment. So, almost exactly like, the Regent's Park Mosque stabbing the police have to treat this as an offence of Grievous Bodily Harm (GBH). That means detectives have to be assigned to the case. To trawl CCTV, interview other dog walkers and local residents, local vets etc. It must be said though that in delaying making a report my mothers haven't left the police with much to work with. Making the report is now more about informing the police in case i...

Today is a New Day.

February 22nd 2020 (22/2/20). Someone needs to apologise. For making us repeat ourselves. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMTr5RK6eVs I said; Someone needs to apologise. For making us repeat ourselves. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMTr5RK6eVs

So You Finally Made It Boy.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51594507 Now are you going to stay on message about rescuing people from the fever dream. Or has the Zombie virus eaten all your brains already.

Is Britain Finally Getting on Message?

https://www.itv.com/news/2020-02-21/britons-on-coronavirus-hit-cruise-ship-diamond-princess-fly-uk/ After all the objective has never been to let the Zombie virus take hold. It's about returning people to their real homes. Freeing them from the fever dream they've been trapped in. Starting with the squatters in my properties.

There Is Only One Correct Answer.

That is not it. https://news.sky.com/story/prince-harry-and-meghan-will-not-use-sussex-royal-after-spring-sources-11939786 There will never be an indulgence of the fantasy that the squatters ever possessed titles. So they need to make with the rent cheques or leave.

Let Me Guess Australia.

It was in a particularly vulnerable moment. https://edition.cnn.com/2020/02/20/australia/australia-fires-royal-commission-intl-hnk/index.html That the Lord tried to touch you. https://www.abc.net.au/mediawatch/episodes/raids/11973192 With his dirty little finger. https://www.theaustralian.com.au/nation/victim-blaming-at-its-worst-police-commissioner-apologises-for-senior-detectives-camp-hill-comments/news-story/2f32d34536ce824b5ee14c2828573e4c

Britain's a World Leader in Disability.

In Britain it's the bullies who are only 2ft nothing. https://news.sky.com/story/quaden-bayles-more-than-150-000-raised-to-send-bullied-schoolboy-to-disneyland-11939495

Killing Kurds Is Not Racist.

Killing Kurds is Not Racist. Killing Kurds is Not Racist. Killing Kurds is Not Racist. Killing Kurds is Not Racist. Killing Kurds is Not Racist. Don't look at me. I'm just reciting the longstanding policy of Angela Merkel & the CDU.

Yes. That Needed An Urgent Re-Think.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51581245 After all there is only one correct answer. That is not it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMTr5RK6eVs

Remember: No Stupid Questions.

https://news.sky.com/story/wet-wood-and-house-coal-sales-to-be-phased-out-to-tackle-air-pollution-11939146 Only Spud-Thick Brits. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW4Nkj1myME

Definitely a Red Hoodie Day Methinks.

After all even Britain must know that if it's going to do something that astonishingly stupid. https://news.sky.com/story/man-stabbed-at-mosque-in-londons-regents-park-11938761 Then they must be relentlessly mocked for it. Honestly. I'm a bit excited. I don't think even they can top that.

Obviously I Polished That. Extensively.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/02/more-grey-wolf-than-she-wolf.html Britain was merely trying to justify its own greed. By citing a similar online debate I had around the time I was in High School. Arguing in favour of Hernstein & Murray's "The Bell Curve." It was total High School Debate Club stuff. Where you're assigned a position and argue it regardless of whether you believe it. I also seem to remember it was around that time I successfully argued the Nazi Holocaust didn't happen. Whilst dating an Israeli Jew.

Today is a New Day.

February 21st 2020 (21/2/20). Now doubt Britain has already pulled its knickers up. And found a way to convince itself this was its plan all along.

Jolly Good.

https://news.sky.com/story/caroline-flack-met-police-refers-itself-to-watchdog-over-forces-contact-with-star-before-death-11938876 But there is only one correct answer. And they've been repeatedly told what it is. https://edition.cnn.com/2020/02/19/us/new-hampshire-one-man-police-department-disbanded-trnd/index.html Surely not even a Brit could screw up a test that simple.

Remember. This is Not a Failure.

https://news.sky.com/story/uk-weather-more-than-100-flood-warnings-in-place-as-heavy-rain-continues-to-fall-11938352 Being hopelessly underwater was Britain's plan all along. ;-)

I Don't See What The Fuss Is About.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-51578770 Clearly he's only got a tiny weapon. https://youtube.com/watch?v=PhnfvwLhd0Q As always though. Excellent reimagining. https://www.metrolyrics.com/the-vibrator-song-lyrics-the-vandals.html

Yeah. That's Got To Hurt.

Me dialling straight in with the tracklist. Because I'd worked it out in all of two minutes the night before. Proving that there's not times simple enough to return some people to. https://youtube.com/watch?v=4V1SvYwkVtk

Raise A Knife!

If you've only just realised. https://news.sky.com/story/man-stabbed-at-mosque-in-londons-regents-park-11938761 The world isn't going to be sitting and waiting. While you try and through your bullsh't. https://news.sky.com/story/harry-and-meghan-to-officially-end-royal-duties-from-31-march-11937959 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KViE_-QOz3E

Killing Kurds Is Racist Now?!

That certainly makes a dramatic shift in policy. https://www.trtworld.com/europe/night-of-right-wing-terror-in-german-town-leaves-at-least-10-dead-33956

Quick Tip. R.e; "Trains."

They run on tracks. https://news.sky.com/story/two-killed-and-several-injured-after-train-derails-near-melbourne-11938420 Not grandiose delusions. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KViE_-QOz3E

Projecting Into The Abyss.

"Into crappy social housing via Salisbury!" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51568058 Yeah. Does Britain ever get the feeling it's listening to a completely different song to everyone else? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMTr5RK6eVs

Yep. Mutti Merkel's Done.

Because first came; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yofgTiDNBOc Then came; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbQPuCZ7Lfg No wonder she's trying to dimiss all critics as racists. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/feb/10/annegret-kramp-karrenbauer-to-quit-as-cdu-leader-amid-far-right-firewall-row

Today is a New Day.

February 20th 2020 (20/2/20). It's quite the luxury Britain's given up there. In a peculiar effort to prove it's not incompetent. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMwV8w_H9Jc

Murderous Little Boys.

Apparently. https://us.cnn.com/2020/02/19/us/tessa-majors-new-york-stabbing-third-arrest/index.html Just in case anyone was still harbouring delusions of being in a position to make requests. Let alone demands.

Don't Go Rogue.

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-britons-on-cruise-ship-in-japan-face-14-day-quarantine-on-the-wirral-11938032 Sound advice. Now who said it?

*Yawns* Someone's Become Tediously Predictable.

https://news.sky.com/story/harry-and-meghan-to-officially-end-royal-duties-from-31-march-11937959 Either they sign over the titles or they don't. Britain's made it pretty that not even it believes that what it's currently holding is something other than a total bust. And thanks to the magic of; *Shuffle All. " https://youtube.com/watch?v=zqiblXFlZuk

Perhaps a Teachable Moment.

As I think I've mentioned my mothers own a gundog. Like all gundogs she is bred to run around off-lead. However this particular gundog is not allowed to run around off-led. Due to her tendancy to start stupid fights with often much bigger dogs. Yesterday (18/2/20) one of those bigger dogs won. Leaving her with significant puncture wounds and bruising. However without any broken bones or damage to vital organs. This bigger dog also attacked my mother while she was trying to seperate the pair. Leaving her with stitches to her face and lip. Obviously there will be speculation that this was a deliberate attack. After all we've all seen how Britain behaves towards Russians in Salisbury. Some of us even remember them deliberately starving the Skripal's pets to death. It's also not the first time something like this has happened. Back when they were living by the 2012 Olympic park someone poisoned one of my mothers' cats to death. Then of course there's...

I Don't See Why Australia's Upset.

Everyone knows. Until it takes the required remedial action Britain is never going to succeed. So if you decide hitch yourself to Britain's wagon. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-51557180 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-51526607 Then you are merely condemning yourself to failure. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-51558815 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-48778156

Today is a New Day.

February 19th 2020 (19/2/20). And I've already got a feeling that going back to bed is going to feature heavily in the plan.

I'm Sorry.

Are these the triggers you were looking for. https://youtube.com/watch?v=iVZR4N43wlU

Public Service Broadcasting At Its Best.

If you're planning to by music in the near future. You now have a handy pocket guide. Of what to avoid. https://www.itv.com/news/2020-02-18/brit-awards-2020/ Obviously I didn't watch it but I gather the best they could muster was Mabel. Whose father is part of the conspiracy to kill Caroline Flack. https://youtube.com/watch?v=oF0iUnzfMbM And whose mother is nothing more than a Woody Guthrie tribute act https://youtube.com/watch?v=AUXfBpocuLs Once removed. https://youtube.com/watch?v=dQZN7Njdf9A

Now on ITV1.

A long list of bland unit shifters. Nobody needs to waste any more time on.

As Another Failure Looms

https://news.sky.com/story/queens-nephew-the-earl-of-snowdon-and-wife-agree-amicable-divorce-11936726 If only there were a clear roadmap forward.

Today is a New Day.

February 18th 2020 (18/2/20). I see Britain has been forced to lift its head up from its own stupidity. https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-uk-working-to-organise-flight-for-britons-trapped-on-quarantined-cruise-11936886 Even if it remains too stupid to notice.

More Grey Wolf Than She Wolf.

https://news.sky.com/story/number-10-adviser-andrew-sabisky-quits-after-controversial-comments-unearthed-11936738 It is nice to see these tiny little flickers of cognition from Britain. However they've been notified numerous times what their problem is. Along with being provided with a step-by-step list of actions they must follow to solve it.

The Oscars 2020.

In three coherent parts. https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2020/02/the-oscars-2020_17.html https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2020/02/the-oscars-2020-pt2_17.html https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2020/02/the-oscars-2020-pt3_17.html

It's The BRIT Awards Tomorrow.

Live on ITV1. So I decided it was time for a long-overdue welfare check on Twitter. No progress. Which is shame. I think it's increasingly obvious to all that Britain is now absolutely desperate for the assistance of a highly skilled professional.

Today is a New Day.

February 17th 2020 (17/2/20). And I don't have anything to do. I'm so happy about that.

I'm Still Soaked From the Row.

And it was an indoor machine.

Latest From; "Dancing On Ice."

At first they all tried to pretend they wanted to save the girl from; "Love Island." Then they admitted the truth. All as Holly Willoughby tried to convince us she'd been banged over a wheelie bin.

Whenever Will Bookings Be Honoured.

https://news.sky.com/story/heathrow-airport-some-flights-cancelled-after-technical-issues-11936103 Well, that rather depends doesn't it. On when the ghosts of 2006 finally receive their kindness. I mean. We were being promised with Spring 2020. Now we're being threatened with Autumn. https://edition.cnn.com/2020/02/11/europe/peter-phillips-autumn-divorce-gbr-intl-scli/index.html

Keep Trying to Fight the Weather.

https://news.sky.com/story/elton-john-ends-new-zealand-show-early-after-walking-pneumonia-diagnosis-11935538 Like a good little paedophile. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7951887/Elton-John-forced-stage-CANCELLED-massive-storm-pummels-concertgoers.html https://youtube.com/watch?v=UVtZ6LEfjBo

Let's Spare A Thought.

For all the drunks who took a really big swing. https://securityconference.org/en/msc-2020/ Only to discover they're still under water. https://news.sky.com/story/uk-weather-danger-to-life-warnings-issued-as-storm-dennis-brings-heavy-rain-11934477

Today is a New Day.

February 16th 2020 (16/2/20). I finally checked yesterday's mail. I recieved a letter from the Department of Work and Pensions (DWP). Informing me that my Disability Living Allowance (DLA) payments are unchanged. A timely reminder that the DWP are still refusing to correct their clerical error. At the same time I was sent a heavily branded flyer. Reminding everyone that I hold a number of National Savings And Investment "Premium Bonds." Any of which can become winning lottery tickets. The moment Britain decides it finally wants to make peace with reality.

My Mother Popped By Earlier.

Shortly after my sister brought her horse she was actually forced to go out and buy a used car. You'll never guess what colour it is.

Carts Before Horses.

https://news.sky.com/story/landmark-court-ruling-finds-muslim-couples-sharia-marriage-not-valid-11934132 https://news.sky.com/story/caroline-flack-former-love-island-presenter-found-dead-11935068 Because we all know Britain's first step. Back to the right path. https://news.sky.com/story/harry-dunn-car-seen-on-wrong-side-of-road-near-raf-croughton-11934501 https://news.sky.com/story/passenger-with-suspected-coronavirus-lands-at-heathrow-11933706 Yeah. Someone really doesn't want to pay their debt to society. https://news.sky.com/story/banksy-artwork-of-girl-firing-flowers-from-slingshot-is-vandalised-in-bristol-11934842 Which is a shame. All this really shows is how they'll never make it on their own.

Today is a New Day.

February 15th 2020 (15/2/20). And I'm actually looking forward to not having anything to do until about May now.

That Wouldn't Be The Same UEFA Would It.

The UEFA that took millions of dollars of bribes to award the 2022 World Cup to Qatar. I mean, next someone will be suggesting Etihad is an Emirati Sovereign Wealth Fund. https://news.sky.com/story/manchester-city-banned-from-champions-league-for-two-seasons-11934156

It Didn't Work Before.

So why not just do it again. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-51504482

Hmm. A Bus Conference.

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-covid-19-patient-attended-london-conference-with-250-others-11933700 Sounds legit. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-bus-routes-cycles-lanes-funding-austerity-cuts-a9328291.html Incidentally. 250 & 109. https://www.npr.org/2020/02/11/804785515/109-u-s-troops-suffered-brain-injuries-in-iran-strike-pentagon-says Aren't they just bus routes running up Streatham High Road. https://news.sky.com/story/government-begins-bid-to-rush-through-emergency-terror-legislation-in-wake-of-streatham-attack-11931140

The Oscars 2020. Pt.3 Once Upon A Time In Hollywood.

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2020/02/the-oscars-2020-pt3.html

The Failure Parade Continues.

https://news.sky.com/story/harry-miller-police-unlawfully-interfered-with-freedom-of-expression-over-transphobic-tweets-11933809 Surely even Britain must've worked out by now. Nobody's in any doubt who the problem is.

The Oscars 2020 Pt.3; The Irishman.

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2020/02/the-oscars-2020-pt3.html

Today is a New Day.

February 14th 2020 (14/2/20). Unless you want to hear how tired my back muscles are from the gym that's really all I've got to add at this point.

The Oscars 2020. Pt.3: Ferrari Vs Ford.

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2020/02/the-oscars-2020-pt3.html

The Oscars 2020 Pt.3. Marriage Story.

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2020/02/the-oscars-2020-pt3.html

The Spring Review.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1230254/meghan-markle-prince-harry-megxit-the-queen-statement-royal-latest Fantasy Preview. https://edition.cnn.com/2020/02/11/europe/peter-phillips-autumn-divorce-gbr-intl-scli/index.html

Huawei, HS2.

They can try and spin it how they like. I think it's fair to assume the Prime Minister has been troubled by the Chancellor's autonomy for a while now. Those are just the H's. https://news.sky.com/story/whos-in-and-whos-out-in-boris-johnsons-reshuffle-11932951

Britain Always Has Follow Up Questions.

As it desperately tries to plot a way to cling to failure. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-51486711

Today is a New Day.

February 13th 2020 (13/2/20). I'm suddenly really tired. But after weeks of doing nothing I have suddenly been on it for 12 days straight.

The Oscars 2020 Pt.2: Judy.

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2020/02/the-oscars-2020-pt2.html

The Oscars 2020. Pt.2 (1917)

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2020/02/the-oscars-2020-pt2.html

Every Street Has a Story.

Britain is still desperately draw attention to its highly atypical CoV:ID-19 (nee; 2019nCoV) cluster in Brighton. I used to live in Brighton. Whilst there I worked as a traffic warden. A job that involved walking up and down every street, Day-in, day-out. So I'm not exaggerating when I say I can claim some connection to pretty much every paving stone. Today's two announcements are that a Doctor at the Emergency department at Worthing Hospital has been infected. While the initial infected person has been discharged from hospital in London. I have a very specific memory of the Emergency department at Worthing Hospital. Of someone who survived a suicide attempt being discharged into my care. I'm sure medical professionals understand why I can't expand on that further. It does serve to highlight Britain's position though. They're not hoping their healthcare system can fix me. They're hoping I will fix their healthcare system. For free. It also highli...

Today is a New Day.

February 12th 2020 (12/2/20). It actually feels quite nice getting back to normal. Waking up in time to ignore PMQ's.

Yeah. Britain Gets SNL Now.

Or as I like to think of it; "WMR." I mean; They've had 45 seasons. Maybe it's time someone broke them.

Four Prosecutors Finally See Case File.

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/02/11/politics/roger-stone-sentencing-justice-department/index.html I would assume refusing to proceed is the only option open to any lawyer. When presented with a portfolio of documents falsified by a foreign power with the specific purpose of rigging a US Election. Under duress from former Vice President Joe Biden. I mean otherwise they would be choosing to engage in a seditious conspiracy against the US. So are facing the death penalty.

Speaking of; "Telephone Problems."

One of the armed robbers who was; 'unable to access legal advice' called into Sky News earlier. https://news.sky.com/story/jamaica-deportation-flight-goes-ahead-despite-court-battle-11931223 Then the SMS inbox on my O2 flip-phone finally filled up. Forcing me to delete some of the older ones. Turns out I've still got most of the messages from when I was lecturing on Fungal Pneumonia at Salisbury General. So allow me to assure you the treatment protocols for Coronaviral Pneumonia & Organophosphate (CW) poisoning are pretty much identical. In both the condition you're treating is Respiratory Failure. The condition you're trying to avoid is Respiratory Arrest. While waiting for the body to clean the toxins out. Britain's top, top people are still trying to work out why people with Hypertension are at higher risk. I suggest we solve the problem by hitting them with a slipper. Also. The first I heard of this was a couple of lines on December 2...

A Really Minor Drugs Case?

https://news.sky.com/story/two-uk-prisoners-being-tested-for-coronavirus-11931564 There is of course a reason Thailand received the first red envelope. Have the Ladyboys got the message yet. https://www.itv.com/news/2019-07-23/boris-and-the-bullingdon-club-where-are-they-now/ Because; "Coronavirus ID: 19" Not much of a name now is it.

The Oscars 2020. Pt.2; Joker

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2020/02/the-oscars-2020-pt2.html Would you believe that I've never seen Taxi Driver. In fact Goodfellas is the only Scorsese movie I've seen.

Did Britain's Best People Not Think Of That?!

https://news.sky.com/story/two-uk-prisoners-being-tested-for-coronavirus-11931564 Because I genuinely did. Obviously it won't be much of a problem keeping the prisoners isolated from society. But I'm guessing the staff would like to go home at some point.

As You May Have Heard.

I was scheduled to drop a prescription in. Is there anything funnier than walking into a crowded GP's waiting room behind an Asian man. Then sneezing really loudly.

World On Fire (2019) Had Many Problems.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_on_Fire_(TV_series) Not least it's incredibly ethnically diverse portrayl of Britain in 1939. Made all the worse by the camera seeming to linger on each non-white face with an almost sexual intensity. The story of non-white migration into the UK is really that of the Windrush Generation. Brought in after the Second World War to repair all the damage. But, hey. You feel free to leave that out of your historical drama. https://news.sky.com/story/jamaica-deportation-flight-goes-ahead-despite-court-battle-11931223 In terms of the challenges it presents to a healthcare system an Acute Respiratory Syndrome outbreak is actual not that dissimilar to a Chemical Weapons attack. In the sense it's very easy to treat just 2 patients for either Pneumonia or Novichok poisioning. Things suddenly get a lot more challenging when you've got to suddenly do it for 2,000 patients. Particularly when all your healthcare workers are being forced to ...

The Oscars 2020: Parasite (Complete).

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2020/02/the-oscars-2020.html

Today is a New Day.

February 11th 2020 (11/2/20). I see that after Storm Ciara Britain is firmly back to Boris Bluster. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk

The Oscars 2020: Parasite.

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2020/02/the-oscars-2020.html

Can't be Much of a Friend of Dorothy.

If they still haven't worked out the answer to that one. https://news.sky.com/story/gp-surgeries-and-school-close-over-coronavirus-fears-11930817 https://youtube.com/watch?v=RfOgZXIQ6fo

The Oscars 2020: Hustlers & The Farewell.

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2020/02/the-oscars-2020.html

The Oscars 2020: Jojo Rabbit.

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2020/02/the-oscars-2020.html

Today is a New Day.

February 10th 2020 (10/2/20). Performances by Elton John and Oscars So White. Along with awards for the Obama's. It certainly was a big night for parasites. Which of course is the worst exploitation of the Parks since.... https://edition.cnn.com/2018/03/24/us/march-for-our-lives/index.html And we all know why the Parks were being exploited. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/04/south-koreas-spy-agency-admits-trying-rig-election-national-intelligence-service-2012

Free Netflix?

Inject Me Now! https://www.itv.com/news/anglia/2020-02-09/brits-quarantined-for-coronavirus-arrive-in-milton-keynes/ It turns out the Oscars are still available in the UK. On a satellite package I can't afford. Apparently I do have a one month free trial. Although if we've learnt one thing from the Super Bowl, it's this; It's better if I go to bed, take advantage of the time difference and return fresh tomorrow. After catching up on a little bit of Game of Thrones.

Two Years On.

And suddenly the secret's more out than Kristen Stewart. https://youtube.com/watch?v=ODoagpV68gA

And Speaking of; "Topical."

I've got a massive zit somewhere. https://youtube.com/watch?v=YYTAllEZVFc

Choo! Choo!

Here Comes the Entitlement Train. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/krystieyandoli/2020-oscar-nominations-so-white

You Know It's A Trick? Right.

https://www.forces.net/news/1917-sam-mendes-new-wwi-film-shot-salisbury-plain

Well, I'm Going to Bed.

And taking my favourite with me. https://youtube.com/watch?v=ging8U5ZLrc

As In; "Knightley." Dear.

https://us.cnn.com/2020/02/09/europe/storm-ciara-travel-disruptions-europe-scli-intl-gbr/index.html

Once More.

For the boys in the depot. https://youtube.com/watch?v=E0dfdckeFaw

And Where Is It Being Forced To Wait?

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/02/07/asia/us-coronavirus-victim-cruise-ship-intl-hnk/index.html #AskingForAFriend. https://youtube.com/watch?v=t5VTeGWQyMs

Have We Asked the Obvious Question Yet?

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/health/coronavirus-british-national-quarantine-cruise-ship-princess-cruises-a4356001.html Because, right now, that marriage is sounding about as convincing as Philip Schofield's. But, on a much more serious note; I'm starting to think this virus might not be as infectious as first feared. Actually. To hell with the Oscars. I could spend the next week just totally nerding out over this. Although that would only cut the dole queue even further. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-51430811

An Absolute Career Ender.

By the sounds of things. https://news.sky.com/story/uk-weather-storm-ciara-warnings-for-weekend-as-wild-weather-to-spark-travel-chaos-11928877 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBHNgV6_znU

Only Following Orders.

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/02/07/uk/prince-andrew-birthday-honor-deferred-scli-gbr-intl/index.html That normally works. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__3v0eKHB_s Right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfOgZXIQ6fo

Today is a New Day.

February 9th 2020 (9/2/20). I would probably qualify that; Stana Katic is an actress. Probably best know for her roloe in the TV Show; "Castle." Her audition for which was actually and episode of; "The Unit." When she's not working Stana Katic is a big supporter of independent film. Particularly through the Independent Spirit Awards. Which take place the night before the Oscars. During the Independent Spirit Awards you will frequently see Stana Katic's name trend of Twitter. Prompting a cycle of; "That's a strange looking name. I've seen it written down somewhere before." And; "OMG! The woman from Castle. I hope she hasn't died!"

Happy Stana Katic Day!

One 'un All. https://youtube.com/watch?v=I4dV-og37os https://youtube.com/watch?v=rzH1M10E2iY

Well That Sucks.

Or perhaps it blows. https://youtube.com/watch?v=j0ZYXryL37Q I know it's been a while; https://youtube.com/watch?v=dQsjAbZDx-4Just But it sounds like Ireland could once again do with some ruthless negotiators. https://edition.cnn.com/2020/02/06/us/el-paso-walmart-shooting-suspect-indictment/index.html

2019nCoV: Not to be Taken Seriously.

Coronavirus is, of course, as common as the cold. There's actually quite a large  exchange of migrants between Britain and Thailand. Particularly in Brighton where I used to live. Obviously you have the students and hippies who go travelling. Including a third of the World Famous Thrupple™. When they return they want reminders of their adventures. So pretty much every pub, bar and restaurant serves Thai food. All provided by an almost secret society of Thai migrant workers. Handily I managed to get in well with them. They know how to behave around a paranoid, repressive regime. They were completely separate from the Thai Ladyboys travelling circus which kept coming to town; https://www.absolutemagazine.co.uk/lady-boys-bangkok-forever-x/ So I've spent many amusing hours watching Progressive Liberals trying to lecture Thais on Transgender issues. Britain deliberately delayed releasing the identity of the 3rd infection, which occurred in Brighton. In order to cre...

A Couple of Jokes.

That would've been a lot more topical if I'd gotten around to doing them yesterday. Because if there was ever a topic that needed to flow smoothly....

You Were Promised Five Days.

And you got six. So don't blame me if the commercials got cut. Mr Peanut of course lives on. On Amazon Prime. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2019/12/as-bezos-said-to-high-street.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2019/12/june-sarpong-really-not-there-for.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwZVxeGF6aw

Now The Sun Has Set.

Go through it again; Super Bowl LIV; https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2020/02/super-bowl-liv_8.html Super Bowl LIV: Half-Time Show; https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2020/02/super-bowl-liv-half-time-show_8.html Super Bowl LIV: Half Time Show Pt.2; https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2020/02/super-bowl-liv-half-time-show-pt2_8.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pILCn6VO_RU And say a little prayer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_2Ii0rTR3U

PMS'ing Ladyboy Tantrums.

Who's got time for that(?) https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/02/its-good-they-aint-testing-for-stupid.html One third of the World Famous Thrupple was fresh back from travelling in South America. Another third was fresh back from travelling in Thailand. I think it's the third that stayed home to play with an Israeli's Brazilian everyone's interested in.

Books, Boardgames and Medicine.

We've all got to find something to entertain ourselves while nature runs its course. https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-global-death-toll-reaches-719-after-81-new-fatalities-in-hubei-11928799

Today is a New Day.

February 8th 2020 (8/2/20). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlkiK_q7shc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9KJ-oJ_gU0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olwZGjeWSRA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PntfRE3JOPY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPhWR4d3FJQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jq28ztpxv8 See. Really not hard is it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Siwvx8Ychs

Not So Much Drunk.

As on a full Voltaire.

They're Certainly Stacking Up.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-02-07/quarantined-hong-kong-ship-passengers-turn-to-mahjong-buffets https://youtube.com/watch?v=6jq28ztpxv8

Seriously Though.

I'm willing to bet that if we do name it; FEARS it'll lose it's nerve at start to back off. Although I really do want to name it; Wuhan Acute Respiratory Syndrome. I mean, Who doesn't want to hear about someone who's been in the Wars? https://youtube.com/watch?v=EPhWR4d3FJQ

Aye.

And straight off to the Glasshouse with her. https://us.cnn.com/2020/02/07/politics/alex-vindman-donald-trump-impeachment/index.html

Yeah. I Cleaned the Bathroom Earlier.

And I'm starting to think I may have inhaled some of the chemicals. But don't worry. Not the coffee ones.

And Did He Enjoy My Tuppence?

https://news.sky.com/story/harry-and-meghan-attend-jp-morgan-event-in-miami-11928667

February 19th.

'Parently. https://youtube.com/watch?v=PntfRE3JOPY

Also Good Advice For Holly Willoughby.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/02/shove-him-back.html Allegedly. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7776233/Phillip-Schofield-Holly-Willoughby-laugh-workplace-bullying-office-politics.html But that's still no excuse for ChavTV. And it's heroic stance against homophobia. Within the professional Ice Dancing community. https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/dancing-ices-ian-h-watkins-21201525

Shove Him Back!

https://news.sky.com/story/phillip-schofield-comes-out-as-gay-11928156 I mean, we all know divorces can be expensive. But that's still no excuse. https://youtube.com/watch?v=C3LRFLkR3W8

Far Eastern Acute Respiratory Syndrome.

Or possibly; Wuhan Acute Respiratory Syndrome (W.A.R.S). Surely we absolutely have to. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7973091/Deadly-coronavirus-FINALLY-days.html Although, counterpoint; Surely it's fitting the pestilence never gets a name for itself. Obviously we can't leave it to Britain. We'll only end with; "Fishy McFishface." Or was it; "Snakey McSnakeface." #TheSecret'sFinallyOut! https://youtube.com/watch?v=u9KJ-oJ_gU0 But please. Remember to see. https://youtube.com/watch?v=olwZGjeWSRA

Varadkar Totally Bungled Brexit.

His pathological fear of No Deal saw him, pretty much personally, oust Theresa May. Under Theresa May a No Deal scenario would've last all of about an hour. Thanks to Varadkar Theresa May has been replaced by Boris Johnson. Who views No Deal as an aspiration. To the point he's built a tripwire into the Backstop to achieve No Deal & blow up the Irish economy. Then mocked you about it. https://news.sky.com/story/police-investigate-brexit-day-plot-to-bomb-irish-sea-ferry-11927745 So I'm honestly surprised Leo Varadkar is even bothering to stand in this election. https://youtube.com/watch?v=xlkiK_q7shc

Super Bowl LIV: Half-Time Show Pt.2; Finished.

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2020/02/super-bowl-liv-half-time-show-pt2.html

Today is a New Day.

February 7th 2020 (7/2/20). And consent be damned. I'm still pretty sure I'm winning the break-up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCzGs90bd1s

Allowed Out Unsupervised.

With entirely predictable results. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51389881 Great. Now when are the neck-beards going to actually solve the problem.

Super Bowl LIV: Half-Time Show Pt.2 (More!)

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2020/02/super-bowl-liv-half-time-show-pt2.html

It's a Good Job They Ain't Testing For; "Stupid" Innit.

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-third-confirmed-case-in-uk-11927624 Because we know all about Britain's pervy little boys. https://news.sky.com/story/snp-minister-derek-mackay-resigns-over-claims-he-befriended-teenage-boy-online-11927382 The question is; When you going to solve the problem.

Super Bowl LIV: Half-Time Show Pt.2.

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2020/02/super-bowl-liv-half-time-show-pt2.html

Super Bowl LIV: Half-Time Show Pt.1 (Complete).

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2020/02/super-bowl-liv-half-time-show.html

Super Bowl LIV: Half-Time Show - Ever Growing.

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2020/02/super-bowl-liv-half-time-show.html

Today is a New Day.

February 6th 2020 (6/2/20). I have to say this seems like a new experience. After six months of having nothing but time suddenly having a deadline again.

Sorted the Guest List Yet?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XpRNCdWhOCk

You Have To Admit.

https://news.sky.com/story/ill-wear-it-again-labour-mp-tracy-brabin-defiant-over-off-the-shoulder-dress-in-commons-11927037 The person who came up with; "Just been banged over a wheelie bin." Deserves some credit. For creativity.

Strange.

https://www.itv.com/news/2020-02-05/family-of-father-and-children-who-drowned-in-costa-del-sol-pool-win-right-to-continue-investigation/ Given that the US have already cleared Spain of any wrongdoing. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-51384434 But then that does mean all liability rests with the Brit.

Pelosi Finally Recieves Impeachment Articles From House.

https://us.cnn.com/videos/politics/2020/02/05/nancy-pelosi-response-after-state-of-the-union-manifesto-of-mistruths-sot-vpx.cnn No wonder her idiot children opted to stay away this year. https://www.vox.com/2020/2/4/21123521/skip-state-of-the-union-aoc-alexandria-ocasio-cortez

He Wishes.

Now Impeachment's over I don't think there's anyone on the planet stupid enough to back his third. https://us.cnn.com/2020/02/05/europe/turkey-plane-intl/index.html

Super Bowl Liv: HalfTime Show (More).

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2020/02/super-bowl-liv-half-time-show.html

Today is a New Day.

February 5th 2020 (5/2/20). I can confirm that I went to bed five minutes after President Trump started his State of the Union speech. Or, to put it another way; President Trump rudely started his State of the Union speech five minutes before I went to bed.

British Slang Update.

"Ponce" - Person who lives off the immoral earnings of prostitutes. Seeing as we're still stuck on the topic of drunk aunties at weddings. https://edition.cnn.com/2020/02/02/entertainment/jennifer-lopez-flag-coat-super-bowl/index.html https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/briannasacks/puerto-rico-warehouse-disaster-supplies-discovered

"A Major Error in the Code."

Yes, dear. We've all read the report.  And unlike Crowdstrike some of us were not being paid to pretend we didn't understand it.

Super Bowl LIV: Half-Time Show.

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2020/02/super-bowl-liv-half-time-show.html

Super Bowl LIV: Game, Finished.

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2020/02/super-bowl-liv.html The Half-Time Show is going to have to fill its own seperate section.

Super Bowl LIV: National Anthem Finished.

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2020/02/super-bowl-liv.html

Oh, What Can it Mean.

https://us.cnn.com/2020/02/03/politics/iowa-voting-issues/index.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvqeSJlgaNk

Today is a New Day.

February 4th 2020 (4/2/20). It's remarkable to watch isn't it. https://www.itv.com/news/2020-02-04/one-dead-and-five-wounded-in-shooting-on-greyhound-bus-in-california/ Just how ridiculously slow certain people's wheels turn. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0PjacHLI9Y

🎶Last Christmas🎶

Was a long time ago. https://news.sky.com/story/emergency-legislation-to-end-early-release-of-terrorists-11925700 https://youtube.com/watch?v=kRhXs_VunEw And the mocking began a long time before that. https://youtube.com/watch?v=8MIPXds8l6Y

2020 Half-Time Show: Scattered Thoughts.

In order to cover the Half-Time Show in detail I will first need to go through it in detail. Possibly while sober. I appreciate though that time is of the essence. So; It was billed as the Jennifer Lopez and Shakira show. It really wasn't. It was the Shakira show. Jennifer Lopez was reduced to the role of legacy act special guest. Rather like how Janet Jackson was Justin Timberlake's legacy act in 2004. Madonna may have got the impression she was being slightly mocked. In a show that was heavily influenced by the Shakira and Rihanna Two-Tone "Can't Remember to Forget You" video from 2014. Shakira was in something of a quietly subversive mood. In the wake of the Kaepernick backlash the NFL clearly made the booking to reach out to a Hispanic audience. The didn't seem to count on the risk of Shakira introducing NFL fans to her husband. The very famous Spanish soccer player Gerard Pique. If there was a main theme to the show it was menstruation and fem...

Super Bowl LIV

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2020/02/super-bowl-liv.html

Closing Arguments.

Today is set to see the US Senate begin its closing arguments in the Impeachment of President Donald Trump. It must be said that there is absolutely nothing unusual about America withholding a gift to nation in order to secure a national security objective. In fact the only surprising thing is that America was prepared to gift military aid to Ukraine. Normally you would seek to make the nation dependent on you by forcing it to buy weapons under an Export Credit Guarantee agreement. The international equivalent of a PayDay Loan. We now get to watch Senators stand up and argue why they don't think Joe Biden's plot to rig the 2016 Election is a national security priority. *grabs popcorn.*

Today is a New Day.

February 3rd 2020 (3/2/20). I'm really too hungover to check. So I'm just going to assume that Britain has found its hush. After all. The big boys are talking.

Well That Super Bowl Sucked.

I mean. It's 06:34. So I've had to entertain myself for, like, three hours. And if you've ever spent a moment in my time. You'd know just how tedious that is. https://youtube.com/watch?v=KViE_-QOz3E

Now That's Severe.

If you're one of the eggs she froze. https://youtube.com/watch?v=jcaMb5uiR_I

Well, Eggs Have Been Thrown.

Tweets have been sent. Commercials have been broadcast. And, oh my lord, half-times have certainly been shown. Meanwhile; Drink has been taken. Drugs have been snorted, smoked and sucked. Not that the BBC would ever let me see any of that. https://youtube.com/watch?v=scTqpfL9WMA

Out. Just So Ridiculously Out.

You'd think the Valley would order it chopped off. But, thankfully, at 20-31. We've finally found the soup-strainer's first possible release date. https://youtube.com/watch?v=4FUBK4r2fzI

And Suddenly We've Lost, Middle America.

Too Soon. Too f'king Soon. https://youtube.com/watch?v=7bpz2Zvr8Lg

Jennifer Lopez There.

Since before the 'Ra last blew up Manchester. https://youtube.com/watch?v=yJm22pdI57c But speaking of a Ponce; Shakira of course played a central role in the World Famous "Throupple." - (Seriously, TF). In the sense a third had just returned from south of the border. All in heat about this new folk star. As result that can equally be achieved by just chucking a dart at a calendar.. https://youtube.com/watch?v=E1g_jwudnJo

OMFG: Please be Awesome.

Because much like J-Lo at this age. I really need a cover. https://youtube.com/watch?v=q8SK8JHKn1k

Is The Dick Out Yet?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Cvwod3GWgqk I'm sorry. Now; "Hand Egg Hanukkah™" has been formally declared. Suddenly every tom thinks she can come & have a go. So allow me to confirm; https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2019/12/khanistan-police-still-racist.html The first officer on scene swore to me; "I don't need you to tell me how to do my job!" Obviously the situation required at least one grown up. So I resisted the urge to spit back the only obvious response; "Well. Clearly someone needs to." https://youtube.com/watch?v=FMbl1ntpIXQ See also; https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2019/12/time-for-quick-segregationist-anthem.html https://youtube.com/watch?v=TA-qx_MOCdw

Don't Mention The (Race) War!

It'll take more than that to pique our interest. https://youtube.com/watch?v=o3mP3mJDL2k

Cutting Up. Like a Drunk Driver.

https://news.sky.com/story/bafta-lacks-progress-in-improving-diversity-analysis-shows-11922767 https://youtube.com/watch?v=UydJUuST4yw

I Am Safe. I Am Protected.

https://news.sky.com/story/streatham-terror-attack-terror-experts-explain-what-police-will-do-now-11924955 Aye, Yeah(!) Just like Mother Earth. https://edition.cnn.com/2016/01/26/us/oregon-wildlife-refuge-siege-arrests/index.html https://youtube.com/watch?v=9bmqL0g1M0I See also; https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-14453264/london-riots-croydon-is-a-war-zone https://youtube.com/watch?v=tg00YEETFzg Yeah. I'm barred from that battle. A result you can also achieve with a dart & a map. https://ironmanrecords.net/bands/pain/

The Most Horrific Violence Streatham's Seen.

Since the last time Stormzy's little school though it could come creeping. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFOErVWlsxg Nah. Just Kiddin' The clan's thrown a funeral since then. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUFbDqp28so That's right. I've started on you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r27RSEDcfks

Tissues At The Ready.

Friday: Brexit Day. Sunday: BAFTA (movie) Awards. https://youtube.com/watch?v=VTOcN7MnijA

Mr Peanut's Dead, Yo.

Along with the rest of his battalion. https://youtube.com/watch?v=AWXgQa38Pkw

Seriously, Hun. UK?

https://news.sky.com/story/streatham-terror-attack-two-stabbed-and-man-shot-dead-in-london-11924768 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2020/02/no-stupid-questions.html https://youtube.com/watch?v=WUCnPjv_hRM

Super Bowl LIV's

Despite rumours to the contrary. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljNegCM2LTY In the National Football Conference (NFC) corner we have; The San Francisco 49's : Representing the child mutilators of Silicon Vallley. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOOZDy-4h6w In the American Football Conference (AFC) corner we have; The Kansas City Chiefs : Representing the, no seriously, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Xy4CgUOEac Need I say more? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNyrYiljeIw And if you thought the Half-Time Show was risky.... https://youtube.com/watch?v=H-UOz0e0dEk There's certainly been shorter tours. https://youtube.com/watch?v=TKwUor_nb2U

No Stupid Questions.

https://news.sky.com/story/around-100-firefighters-tackle-blaze-in-chancery-lane-holborn-11924385 Only stupid people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNeO5a5tM4s See also; https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-we-can-all-play-our-part-government-campaign-offers-advice-to-stop-the-spread-11924298 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZAJ4KZ-DM0

Today is a New Day.

February 2nd 2020 (2/2/20). And I see MCAS is busy reminding everybody why he was turned off. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-51342714 Moving forward the EU is going to have learn to live without Britain's sizable budget contributions. It is certainly going to have to look at setting up a special fund to protect the Irish economy. He wants to welcome the Begging Bowl into this new future. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u2u8b-99Pw

The Rights of All EU Citizens.

Can anyone make it through that sentence without bursting out laughing. Let alone the full list. https://www.equalityhumanrights.com/en/human-rights/human-rights-act https://youtube.com/watch?v=mNeO5a5tM4s

Finally a Flicker of Cognition?

From Tavistock & Portman. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-51342778 https://youtube.com/watch?v=k9M6CNjORe0 I'm sure that'll soon be .... Chopped off. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Rn8J8vnG85c

Seriously. UK, Hun?

https://news.sky.com/story/murder-charges-after-bodies-of-two-women-found-in-freezer-in-east-london-11923438 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUCnPjv_hRM Because if you are. You're doing a really good job of hiding it from everyone. https://news.sky.com/story/first-two-cases-of-coronavirus-confirmed-in-uk-11922375 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWWNFB8grkw

Which is Unfortunate.

https://news.sky.com/story/kobe-bryant-death-helicopter-company-was-not-licensed-to-fly-in-fog-says-official-11923355 Given the obvious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU82tIgtZLU

Britain's in the Transition Period.

Unfortunately it's being managed by the Tavistock and Portman clinic. https://tavistockandportman.nhs.uk/care-and-treatment/our-clinical-services/gender-identity-development-service-gids/ So no child can expect to go uncut. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL7Pb4pylCk

Today is a New Day.

February 1st 2020 (1/2/20). White Rabbits. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUjmGHVUU9o