Far Eastern Acute Respiratory Syndrome.

Or possibly;

Wuhan Acute Respiratory Syndrome (W.A.R.S).

Surely we absolutely have to.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7973091/Deadly-coronavirus-FINALLY-days.html



Although, counterpoint;

Surely it's fitting the pestilence never gets a name for itself.



Obviously we can't leave it to Britain.

We'll only end with;

"Fishy McFishface."

Or was it;

"Snakey McSnakeface."

#TheSecret'sFinallyOut!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=u9KJ-oJ_gU0



But please. Remember to see.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=olwZGjeWSRA