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Today is a New Day.

Thursday October 31st 2024 (31/10/24). I'm actually enjoying the anxiety over whether I'll get bored. It's keeping me from getting bored. 

Every Time Though.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14021645/Halle-bailey-halle-berry-die-day-bikini-halloween.html But only when it's written down.

Today is a New Day.

Wednesday October 30th 2024 (30/10/24). I'm not even going to try to be productive. 

Now I'm Just Fascinated By The Mechanics Of Those Drop Boxes.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/29/selena-gomez-vote-los-angeles-disney-wizard/#continued How do they hand out the sticker? https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/28/las-vegas-strip-club-free-lap-dances-voters-election-day/#continued

Please Don't.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/29/travis-kelce-sings-jason-christmas-album/#continued

While I Think We All Know What Her Phone's Full Of Pictures Of.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14012725/Kim-Kardashian-casts-one-sister-Kendall-Jenners-friends-new-SKIMS.html https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14016021/Kim-Kardashian-44-spreads-bare-legs-leotard-outrageous.html

Although It's Clear That He's Super Not Into Camila Cabello.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/29/shawn-mendes-trying-to-figure-out-his-sexuality/#continued While pretending to be attracted to Sabrina Carpenter just seems like a cry for help.

Imagine Not Being Able To See It Though.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/29/kamala-harris-campaign-taking-over-las-vegas-sphere-through-election-day/#continued https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9YyazDg9YM&pp (Scar Tissue, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Audio, TheHQMusicChannel).

It Would Be The Most Useful Contribution Mehdi Hasan Has Ever Made To A TV Studio.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/29/cnn-bans-ryan-girdusky-after-racist-beeper-comment-made-to-mehdi-hasan/#continued https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/28/sarah-palin-mehdi-hasan-fighting-on-piers-morgan-show/

🎶Somebody Needs Attention!

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/29/taylor-swift-dance-studio-stabbing-suspect-new-charges-terrorism-poison/#continued https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrNkHXANaXE&pp (Whistles The Wind, Flogging Molly, Official Audio).

I'm Pretty Sure She Was Described As Pregnant At The Time.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14016923/disney-star-skai-jackson-pregnancy-rumor-domestic-battery-arrest.html Not that I really knew who she was then either.

The Price Of Lost Credibility.

https://english.news.cn/africa/20241029/e53e7397d5b54765ace5648d9568305c/c.html 

Today is a New Day.

Tuesday October 29th 2024 (29/10/24). The sensible thing would be to do something productive with all this new found time. 

People Can Swallow Lies But They'll Still Be Dehydrated.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/28/bad-bunny-supports-kamala-harris-puerto-rico-garbage-trump-comedian/#continued https://abcnews.go.com/US/thousands-water-bottles-meant-puerto-ricos-hurricane-maria/story?id=57782040

While Others Need To Sober Up.

https://english.news.cn/20241028/8cf7503c4a014e6eaa8e8ba847f2233f/c.html Fast. 

Today is a New Day.

Monday October 28th 2024 (28/10/24). Let's see if I can run out of things to do again. 

I'm Pretty Sure That Describes Channel 4.

https://news.sky.com/story/jamie-oliver-warns-followers-to-be-alert-to-lorryloads-of-very-posh-cheese-being-sold-by-wronguns-13242524 https://www.channel4.com/programmes/jamie-what-to-eat-this-week

He's Going To Struggle To Start A Wave Then.

https://news.sky.com/story/la-dodgers-superstar-shohei-ohtani-a-world-series-doubt-after-dislocating-shoulder-13242430

The Impotent Rage Of A Different Tier.

https://english.news.cn/20241026/248e0936ba5e49098350c84a29d1d059/c.html 

It Makes More Sense Than Marking Your Own Homework.

https://english.news.cn/20241026/150977f67c8540b3870e1c88a3e6c249/c.html https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/26/chrissy-teigen-trolls-john-legend-over-dodgers-post/ 

While It Was Looking Like A National Embarrassment At The Start Of The Week.

https://english.news.cn/20241026/011e1e2ec2754eb9bc983024e3cbc527/c.html 

Today is a New Day.

Sunday October 27th 2024 (27/10/24). I've got a lot of time differences to recalculate now. 

If They Think They'll Have Successfully Completed The Task They've Set Themselves By Then.

https://news.sky.com/story/king-charles-set-for-full-overseas-tour-amid-ongoing-cancer-treatment-13241592

It's Such A Different Tier.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/26/chappell-roan-snaps-at-photographer-olivia-rodrigo-movie-premiere/#continued https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5AqvKYYQEE&pp (Dancing Queen, ABBA, Audio, Vevo Music Group).

Two Things You Never Waste.

https://news.sky.com/story/us-pressure-over-israels-retaliation-against-iran-appears-to-have-paid-off-for-now-13241501 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLG0kGyw0Ko&pp (The Wurlitzer Prize, Waylon Jennings, Nashville, Official Audio).

You Can Almost Taste The Contempt He Feels For Them.

https://english.news.cn/northamerica/20241026/2887fa526be748f5bcde36a4970cf32c/c.html 

It's Certainly An Interesting Accusation.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/25/leonardo-dicaprio-endorses-kamala-harris/#continued Denying the facts. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/thanks-obama.html 

Today is a New Day.

Saturday October 26th 2024 (26/10/24). Definitely a day for rest and reflection. 

They're Still Intent On Wasting Their Breath & Ammunition Then.

https://news.sky.com/story/iran-several-explosions-heard-in-capital-tehran-state-tv-reports-13241460 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcyQkwYkjkU&pp (He'll Have To Go, Jim Reeves, Amigos, Audio, Topic).

Apparently A Reward Has Been Offered.

https://news.sky.com/story/raye-loses-book-full-of-songs-for-second-album-after-car-theft-13241143 By everyone else.

It's Convenient When The Grand, Elaborate Conspiracy Perfectly Aligns With His Objectives.

https://english.news.cn/20241025/da595405547445908f9d38983d68e243/c.html 

I Did Clean The Oven Yesterday.

https://english.news.cn/20241024/34ef1c8043cb4edda4c9e5e6d0c405c1/c.html Which is why I must've missed the international outrage. 

It Would Be The Only Sharp Thing About It.

https://english.news.cn/20241025/0cb6b92825e0463b89cf67a09a133891/c.html 

Today is a New Day.

Friday October 25th 2024 (25/10/24). I assume we're all properly braced for the crazy. 

Need They Be Reminded That "Trying" Goes Unrewarded.

https://news.sky.com/story/met-police-re-open-investigation-into-wimbledon-school-crash-that-killed-two-eight-year-old-girls-13240141

Thanks Obama!

https://news.sky.com/story/chance-of-limiting-global-warming-to-1-5c-is-virtually-zero-on-current-trends-un-warns-13240328

It's Important To Accept The Outcome & Act Accordingly.

https://news.sky.com/story/menendez-brothers-set-to-be-resentenced-for-murder-of-parents-after-case-featured-by-netflix-13240437 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/surely-thats-been-problem-all-along.html Rather than trying to get a head start on the crazy.

Today is a New Day.

Thursday October 24th 2024 (24/10/24). I didn't actually manage to get through everything yesterday. 

Hmm. We Seem To Have Scared It Straight Off The Streaming Platforms.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/im-definitely-naming-that-dashcam-fidel.html Which is a bit annoying. Funnily enough I quite liked a show I'd watched five seasons of. It's complicated enough not to be boring yet not complicated enough to be tiring. Plus when you haven't really got time to commit to watching TV. Rather than finding new shows it's much easier to go; "Oh, I've got an hour. Next episode." Of course forcing me to watch 10 episodes in 5 days has made it hard to focus on anything else. Although I did manage to navigate the airbags and correctly orientate Fidel. I can't seem to do it for anyone else though. Unfortunately.

You'd Think They'd, At Least, Pretend They Want Those Eurofighters To Fight ISIL.

https://news.sky.com/story/turkey-attack-latest-reports-of-hostages-taken-after-deadly-terror-attack-on-defence-company-13239644?postid=8493943#liveblog-body Although it seems to be a powerplay at BRICS.

Israel Needs To Be Allowed To Focus On What It's Losing.

https://us.cnn.com/2024/10/23/politics/us-israel-warn-potential-attack-sri-lanka/index.html Not what it will never gain.

No. The Background Hysteria Hasn't Abated.

https://english.news.cn/europe/20241023/14adae8b13d549cfbd48d11e1ccadae7/c.html I've just decided its cruel to keep fuelling it. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/if-they-think-theyll-have-successfully.html 

Surely That's Been The Problem All Along.

https://english.news.cn/asiapacific/20241023/4107f50dd39b480ba5b57bc9385ced0d/c.html Refusing to accept the outcome and act accordingly. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/which-makes-more-sense-than-thinking-it.html 

It's Been A Tough Week For Erdogan.

https://news.sky.com/story/several-killed-in-terror-attack-at-turkish-aerospace-company-says-interior-minister-13239611 Not only has his favourite bogeyman died. He also had to beg Eurofighters off of Germany due to that factory not being able to deliver.

Today is a New Day.

Wednesday October 23rd 2024 (23/10/24). I ran out of things to do again yesterday. A feat I'm hoping to repeat today. 

Today is a New Day.

Tuesday October 22nd 2024 (22/10/24). I was so productive yesterday I ran out of things to do. A rare and unsettling sensation. 

Which Makes More Sense Than Thinking It Would Repair Itself.

https://news.sky.com/story/japanese-man-who-spent-more-than-50-years-on-death-row-receives-face-to-face-apology-13238247 Although I'm sure we're all familiar with derelicts and displacement activities by now. 

Erdogan's Rantings Are Unlikely To Be Affected.

https://news.sky.com/story/fethullah-gulen-us-based-cleric-accused-of-2016-turkish-coup-attempt-dies-13238205 

It'll Be Beyond Repair Until Someone Completes The Task Of Repairing It.

https://english.news.cn/northamerica/20241021/92680635f3d54603b646d5508a49391c/c.html 

Today is a New Day.

Monday October 21st 2024 (21/10/24). I got almost 8 hours sleep. It's amazing. 

On What Was Supposed To Be Their Day Of Rest & Reflection.

https://news.sky.com/story/ex-mi6-boss-warns-uk-may-face-more-islamist-extremism-due-to-middle-east-unrest-13237405

It's Certain To Be Beyond Repair.

https://news.sky.com/story/georgia-authorities-investigate-catastrophic-failure-of-dock-gangway-that-collapsed-and-killed-seven-13237755 If no-one takes up the task of repairing it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Displacement_activity

So It's Still Everyone Else's Responsibility To Be Professional Then.

https://english.news.cn/asiapacific/20241020/4b235e6cfc8e417cba6d7c8dba8fca6c/c.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/a-derelict-will-try-and-latch-its.html 

Firmly Within Their Control.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/19/pink-postpones-concerts-reasons-beyond-control/#continued https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/if-they-think-theyll-have-successfully.html

Today is a New Day.

Sunday October 20th 2024 (20/10/24). The weather looks like it's going to be making it thoroughly miserable. 

And It Was Going, So Fast!

https://news.sky.com/story/funeral-home-in-poland-apologises-after-corpse-falls-out-of-a-hearse-and-into-traffic-13236616

His Work On Time Perception Is Also Interesting.

https://news.sky.com/story/philip-zimbardo-psychologist-behind-controversial-stanford-prison-experiment-dies-aged-91-13236490 Having an Israeli Jew as a lab partner certainly puts a different slant on it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEV3ojxgOYI&pp (Experimenter Trailer 1, Video, Rotten Tomatoes Coming Soon).

A Derelict Will Try And Latch Its Ridiculous Suckers Onto Anything And Everything.

https://news.sky.com/story/man-arrested-after-firebombs-thrown-at-japans-ruling-party-hq-and-car-driven-into-security-fence-around-pms-office-13236345 https://www.trade-point.co.uk/departments/goldscrew-pz-double-countersunk-yellow-passivated-carbon-steel-screw-dia-5mm-l-100mm-pack-of-100/953264_TP.prd

If They Think They'll Have Successfully Completed The Task They've Set Themselves By Then.

https://news.sky.com/story/zayn-malik-postpones-tour-dates-after-liam-paynes-death-13236973 Although I can't say it looks like they're off to a good start. https://www.mind.org.uk/information-support/legal-rights/sectioning/about-sectioning/

Although You'd Assume Their Leverage Is Pretty Much Spent By This Point.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/18/brooke-mueller-claims-former-drug-dealer-extorting-her/#continued 

I Can't Even Begin To Imagine What It Was.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/18/tony-massarotti-apologizes-for-racial-slur/#continued Googling; "Asian Racial Slurs" sounds like it could take a day or two. 

It's Very Rare That They Know They've Got To Start With The 72 Hours.

https://www.mind.org.uk/information-support/legal-rights/police-and-mental-health/sections-135-136/ Which is why it often needs to be started for them. 

Today is a New Day.

Saturday October 19th 2024 (19/10/24). At least I've produced a respectable amount of laundry to do. I'm still working on the muscle fatigue. 

To Soon?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSddD6w5SKc&pp (Under The Boardwalk, The Drifters, Audio, Topic).

At Least I Know What Hour It Isn't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip9UB3ZlNDw (Codename: Geronimo -Official Trailer, Video, Voltage Pictures).

So They Didn't Even Manage To Improve Their Situation A Little Bit.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13972443/liam-payne-one-direction-songs-spike-itunes-death.html Honestly. I thought online streaming was meant to save us from that sort of thing. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13973177/chappell-roan-unrecognizable-charli-xcx-troye-sivan-tour.html Every song ever recorded, available at the touch of a button. Just for comparison.

Which Is Certainly More Notes Than He Ever Encountered In Life.

https://news.sky.com/story/liam-paynes-father-reads-tributes-outside-argentinian-hotel-where-one-direction-star-died-13236230

These Days; "Captagon" Is Really Just An Arab Street Name For; "Amphetamines."

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/18/liam-payne-under-influence-drugs-argentina-apparent-suicide-cristal-hallucinate/#continued https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAdRhHbhk64&pp (Here I Come, Ed Solo & Barrington Levy, Audio, overstand87). So, yes. 72hrs does seem like a reasonable place to start. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKAtzO_fKVs&pp (I Let You Go Boy, Dawn Penn, Matie, Official).

He Can't Have Felt He Had Much To Lose.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13975555/Official-charts-FINALLY-reveals-number-one-album-James-Blunt.html

It's Certainly Been A Long Line Of Victims.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13976101/Angelina-Jolie-cuts-glamorous-figure-black-suit-boots-attends-London-premiere-film-Maria.html So much so you'd think she'd be in consideration for the HAMAS job.

That's A Lot Of Prosecutions Being Called Into Question Then.

https://news.sky.com/story/world-will-not-tolerate-any-more-excuses-from-israel-on-gaza-aid-starmer-says-13235941 Certainly amongst those of us who still have Latin.

Yep. It Gets Boring After A While.

https://news.sky.com/story/queen-camilla-makes-young-royal-fans-dream-come-true-on-arrival-in-australia-13235811 And not even as long a while as he's got.

Well, I Certainly Found It Shocking.

https://news.sky.com/story/huge-great-white-shark-washes-up-on-massachusetts-beach-13235096 The first few times I saw it. Live. Unfortunately. That's where it's sense of humour ended. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/05/its-show-about-lesbian-fish-inspector.html I have to assume Steven Moffat took over as Executive Producer.

I've A Few Projects To Be Getting On With.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/have-they-tried-plugging-it-into.html Including restarting the password game. Entirely for my own entertainment. Although I really do think an extended period of calm is what's called for at the moment. Given how a derelict will try and latch its suckers onto everything and anything. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcaMb5uiR_I&pp (Sold England, Levellers, Official Audio).

Have They Tried Plugging It Into The Cigarette Lighter?

https://news.sky.com/story/cuba-without-power-as-national-grid-shuts-down-13236147 It's so much easier than hardwiring it into the fusebox. Plus, these days, you've got to go around all the airbags too. I learnt long ago that Plastic Explosives + Shrapnel = Bad Day. But yeah. That's very loosely inspired the continued murkiness surrounding the 1994 AMIA bombing. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/im-definitely-naming-that-dashcam-fidel.html In case you ever find yourself hurling an extra, extra large yellow ASOS T-shirt at a TV while screaming.  "THAT'S WHY A BOG STANDARD CIA OFFICER WOULD BE OBSESSED WITH VENEZUELA!" Then realising you're probably not the target audience. The cheek of it though(!) Daring to suggest that Britain stops molesting that squalid little coaling station. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/oct/04/argentina-javier-milei-accused-plagiarising-un-speech-west-wing So bare it hasn't even got grass on it.

Effect, Affect. Meh, It's All The Same.

https://news.sky.com/story/how-israel-found-and-killed-hamas-leader-yahya-sinwar-13235595 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNNzO061BQg&pp (Cigarettes & Alcohol, Oasis, Official Audio). Although if you do ever find yourself even close to that hysterical. Then you definitely need a weekend off. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQmOS8ooS2k&pp (Here I Come, Barrington Levy, G Funk, Slideshow, kroolik1986). Probably an awful lot longer than that too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX_xzAd-Wk8&pp (Patriot Game, The Clancy Brothers, 1963, Audio, Topic).

That Seems Highly Likely(!)

https://english.news.cn/20241016/9293b34ab7094d54bd874191e4d360e3/c.html 

And Which Hour Is This?

https://english.news.cn/20241015/ea08531ed7c54a5b9eff386f7add609b/c.html If only there was someone to dictate it to me. 

It's Too Good Of A Joke To Pass Up.

"So which one of Harry Styles' backing dancers was he then?!"  https://english.news.cn/20241018/97b59d842eeb4c95ad6493dc78110b3c/c.html

Which Some Might Consider A Teachable Moment.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/17/hamas-leader-yahya-sinwar-killed-gaza-israel-death-photos-october-mastermind/#continued Not by those who think they're able to dictate others people's hours though. Obviously. 

I'm Definitely Naming That Dashcam; "Fidel" Now Then.

https://cbselementary.fandom.com/wiki/Fidelity Now there's some footage to check I finally got around to checking the footage, to see how it's working. Offline, of course. I was abruptly reminded that's something I've been meaning to do while reacting to news of Sinwar's death. The best bit is that in an earlier storyline there is a corrupt out-of-State Pathologist named; "Zoe Mercader." Who is a different Zoe Mercader to the one who hopes to stream; "The Americans" via my Internet connection later today. In this two part storyline the corrupt out-of-State Pathologist is played by Regina Taylor. Who famously played; "Molly Blaine" in; "The Unit." Including in the; "Two Coins" episode.

Today is a New Day.

Friday October 18th 2024 (18/10/24). It's actually pretty irritating in of itself. Knowing that we've all got to down tools. Set aside, at least, a day. To make room for whatever this thinks it's going to be now. 

Yeah, I Knew That.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13967185/bella-thorne-cuban-hispanic-heritage-month.html And I'd struggle to categorise myself as; "Vaguely paying attention."

The Problem Does Seem Rather Obvious.

https://news.sky.com/story/uk-charities-launch-funding-appeal-to-address-overwhelming-need-in-gaza-lebanon-and-wider-middle-east-13234739

Is Anyone Supposed To Believe Anyone's CC'ing Them Into Anything Anymore.

https://news.sky.com/story/counter-terror-police-investigate-whether-russia-was-involved-in-suspicious-package-fire-at-dhl-warehouse-in-birmingham-13234921

I'd Forgotten How Much Fun They Had With That.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13968501/keri-russell-matthew-rhys-love-affair-americans.html "There's no nipples here. So this isn't sexual!" I starting to think I might need to go back to the beginning. Just to remind me who is banging who, in what wig. And why.

Yet The Task They've Set Themselves Is Still Before Them.

https://news.sky.com/story/liam-paynes-close-friend-reveals-final-messages-singer-sent-her-hours-before-his-death-13235368 Unattempted. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/it-would-certainly-be-quicker-cleaner.html

I'm Not The One Who's Been Stopping Gallant From Surrendering Up Until Now.

https://news.sky.com/story/israeli-military-says-it-is-checking-possibility-it-has-killed-hamas-leader-yahya-sinwar-13235269

Yep. They Really Need To Take Some Time Off.

https://english.news.cn/20241017/dce5a0a4dfbd41fa9ba781f37e4eae68/c.html See if they can break up the momentum of their hysteria. 

We Can Talk Again When Gallant Is Gone.

https://english.news.cn/20241017/51111d1e2fb647f7ba8e61b595b82739/c.html 

Although The Relationship With The Auditory Hallucinations Remains Intact.

https://english.news.cn/northamerica/20241017/51143ab33e73431a964ec439a0ac4ed0/c.html 

They'll Stay Blackballed For As Long As They Think They've Earned The Right To Dictate Other People's Hours.

https://english.news.cn/asiapacific/20241017/ff64b6a19f854ee7bb11302b396acb62/c.html  https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/still-every-bit-as-lost-as-they-were.html

Still Every Bit As Lost As They Were Back In January.

https://english.news.cn/20241017/a82816be305d4be3b85cc765bcf772b8/c.html A weekend off would really do them some good. 

The Increasingly Erratic Behaviour Certainly Sounds British.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/16/liam-payne-dies-hotel-balcony-one-direction/#continued If anything President Milei has been weirdly supportive of Israel. Amid the continued murkiness over the 1994 AMIA Bombing. Of course the Falkland Islands have recieved new focus in light of the return of the Chagos Islands. Beyond that if Britain's got something to say. I suggest they come out and say it. It's not as though those Taylor Hawkins tribute concerts got them anywhere. 

Today is a New Day.

Thursday October 17th 2024 (17/10/24). It could be the last opportunity to get some work done this week. 

I Suspect She's Going To Find Out.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/16/gypsy-rose-blanchard-mom-death-baby/#continued

It Is A Bit Strange That I Don't Formally Review Things I Buy Online.

https://english.news.cn/20241015/d2f0aa68211547a09b494a546a399fee/c.html Particularly as in a lot of cases it would just involve Copy & Pasting. Although everything does have a way of becoming time pressured. When, apparently, you've got to set aside three days out of every seven for idiocy. 

And Has That Weekend Of Dumbf'ckery Been Paid Off Yet?

https://english.news.cn/20241014/5c2c22302af642dd800033444b15db2d/c.html 

I Don't Know What His Permanent Occupation Should Be But It's Certainly Not Defence Minister.

https://english.news.cn/20241014/84ff7a7f58694fdc8aa7969c89f3b377/c.html 

While Others Have Suggested They've Got Less Than 24hrs To Turn It Around.

https://english.news.cn/northamerica/20241016/301ce334f1ec480fb74ed4e67f405adc/c.html 

It's A Good Job No-One Tried To Pursue Their Own Political Aspirations Instead.

https://english.news.cn/africa/20241016/4725e326aa0f4f709dc6ea87352cbb15/c.html That would have see them lose all credibility as they took off in completely the wrong direction. 

While There's Plenty Of People Who Didn't Go To Temple Who Didn't Get Water Tanks Dropped On Them.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/15/water-tank-falls-woman-india/#continued 

Today is a New Day.

Wednesday October 16th 2024 (16/10/24). Obviously I want to go straight back to bed. However I think I've run out of excuses. 

I Think You Mean; "Cousin."

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13963917/Emily-Atack-Alistair-Garner-red-carpet-Barney-Rivals.html Either that or; "Extremely Burdensome Welfare Program."

There's Nothing Like A Bit Of Sincere Flattery.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13963361/Big-Brother-house-live-stream-evacuate.html https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-news/big-brother-israel-incorporates-bomb-721924/ *ducks* As we're bound to get a lot of incoming from the Colonised Territories now. Ranting about how it's all the evil Zionist's fault.  That the HAMAS still hasn't managed to dig a single one of those yet

Yeah. I've Just No Longer Got The Energy To Watch Football With Anyone Who Takes Any Of That Seriously.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13964309/Alex-Scotts-BBC-future-doubt-Football-Focus.html

A Great Save Too(!)

https://news.sky.com/story/prince-william-shows-off-unbelievable-arm-playing-american-football-13233956 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13958623/Gigi-Hadid-easy-spot-Wheres-Waldo-inspired-outfit.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo1-ysWv3b8&pp (Joy Ride Clip -Koreans, Video, KinoCheck Comedy).

Errr. They Do Know It's A Fascist State, Yeah?!

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/photography/travel-mediterranean-package-holiday-b2499135.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul0uJfhywW8&pp (Spanish Bombs, The Clash, Official Audio). 😉. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xugLuCn-NtE&pp (Turkish Riviera Go East Mediterranean, Commercial Video, Go Türkiye).

Yeah. The 1970's Were Really, Really Bad Though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMpMBpkLUMU&pp (Lolita (1997) Deleted Swimming Pool Scene, Video, LOLITA). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fzGBEYzMRs&pp (Walkabout (1971) Trailer, Video, Umbrella Entertainment). As you can probably tell from the movie Jenny Agutter made that same year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvG0V-M_8wU&pp (The Railway Children (1970) Original Trailer, Video, Unseen Trailers). Or as it's still known to some Marks; "#HappyDays!" https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/alone.html

And How Far Shall We Go Today?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13959649/doja-cat-unrecognizable-smoking-new-hairstyle.html https://www.tmz.com/2024/09/26/cardi-b-offset/ All the way back to 2014(?!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qc4PT9YjhE&pp (The Dashing Mail Troika, Anatoliy Safiullin, Olympia, Audio Topic).

Oh Well. I Suppose She Must Seem Like A Very Big Star.

https://news.sky.com/story/starmer-met-taylor-swift-at-concert-after-getting-free-tickets-13234148 To him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5JbsL954e8&pp (Holiday In Cambodia, Dead Kennedy's, Fresh, Audio, Topic). And I do so apologise if I triggered anyone with the use of that phrase. "Earned Income."

Achieve Something First.

https://news.sky.com/story/daniel-khalife-soldier-who-allegedly-broke-out-of-jail-contacted-iranian-agent-over-facebook-court-hears-13234060 Then maybe they can start dreaming about being able to dictate other people's hours.

And Take Gallant Into Custody?

https://news.sky.com/story/israel-gaza-hezbollah-lebanon-un-iran-hamas-latest-sky-news-live-12978800?postid=8446035#liveblog-body

A Sentence Which Could've Ended After The Fourth Word.

https://english.news.cn/europe/20241015/3ccd2adeda1c4507ab7eef792c1b3dc5/c.html 

First We'll Need To Check If CNN Are Reporting It.

https://english.news.cn/asiapacific/20241015/1993df9f27804942b22fb378face47e7/c.html Before we check on how CNN are reporting it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkqeDI1r8SU (Black White, Asian Dub Foundation, Official Audio, London Records). 

Yeah. "Aboriginal." From The Latin; "Abo (From)" And; "Origo (Begining)."

https://news.sky.com/story/olivia-rodrigo-reassures-fans-shes-ok-after-fall-during-show-13233915 So, in summary; Both Jenna Ortega and Melissa Barrera are vile Colonisers. While Israeli Jews are not. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaO_L0n0zhc (Lolita (1997) Trailer, Video, Lula Belle).  Bloody Torres Strait Islanders though. Always whinging about having a monopoly on a term(!)

Well. They Can Either Come To Terms With Reality.

https://news.sky.com/story/weight-loss-jabs-could-get-people-back-into-work-to-boost-economy-starmer-says-13233876 Or they can continue to try and maintain their relationship with their auditory hallucinations.  But yeah. That's well impressive, innit. A millionaire(!) https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/yeah-online-shopping-really-shouldnt.html

Can Halevi And Gallant Hear The Economy Hum.

https://news.sky.com/story/pure-chance-dawn-sturgess-sprayed-herself-with-novichok-before-meeting-daughter-inquiry-hears-13233880 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAZAKdBHaCk (Buzzin', Asian Dub Foundation, Official Video, London Records). 

A World Beyond The Gallant Stand.

https://english.news.cn/20241015/663e122587c244ceb1fee12c79d7ed91/c.html 

Who Knew The Writers Of Agents Of Shield Were Toning It Down.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/14/dove-cameron-damiano-david-relationship-anniversary/#continued 

They Should Achieve Something First.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/14/trump-rally-arrest-gun-charges-no-motive-feds-made-suspect-wait-too-long/#continued Then they can start thinking about trying to dictate other people's hours. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/the-sad-obsession-is-quickly-evolving.html https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13944959/Policing-bill-Taylor-Swifts-Wembley-gigs-rose-150-000-ministers-London-mayor-Sadiq-Khan-pressured-Met-pop-star-outriders-despite-assessment-finding-no-major-threat.html 

Today is a New Day.

Tuesday October 15th 2024 (15/10/24). Hopefully it should be the first full day back at work. 

The Sad Obsession Is Quickly Evolving Into A Talking Point About The Value Of British Tutors.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13958395/taylor-swift-worrying-travis-kelce-date-night.html As for that moustache. The only possible explanation is that he really wants to grow a beard like his brother. Yet isn't man enough to be able to. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdu9UnTJ2zY&pp (Riot Squad, Cock Sparrer, Official Audio). #HighClass(!) #Profound(!)

Someone Seems To Have Taken Their Own Legs Out From Under Themselves There.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13959567/fans-sydney-sweeney-twitter-christy-martin-unrecognizable.html https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13959419/sydney-sweeney-unrecognizable-boxing-christy-martin-biopic.html There's nothing like a bit of sincere flattery though. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/no-doubt-prompting-neo-nazi-central-to.html

So Absolutely No Chance Of Working In The Week Then.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13959145/cardi-b-never-drink-birthday-bash.html Someone wants to apologise for that. Not that it would ever occur to them.

You Have To Assume They've Already Written It Off As A Free Gift.

https://news.sky.com/story/chancellor-rachel-reeves-wouldnt-have-any-problems-getting-on-pando-ferry-after-previously-criticising-firms-disgraceful-behaviour-13233440 Given that there's absolutely no point using reasoned argument to tackle an obvious and desperate mental health crisis. It very clearly hasn't even managed to go in one ear with that lot. https://news.sky.com/story/politics-latest-starmer-tory-leadership-jenrick-badenoch-labour-budget-tax-rises-12593360?postid=8443340#liveblog-body

While We All Know Who's Prone To Increasingly Weird And Desperate Rants.

https://news.sky.com/story/israel-names-teenage-soldiers-killed-in-hezbollah-drone-attack-as-23-die-in-gaza-school-strike-13233221 Rather than just sorting themselves out.

How Many Times Have They Been Told They Really Need To Take A Weekend Off?

https://news.sky.com/story/relative-of-afghan-accused-of-us-terror-plot-charged-with-france-attack-13233229 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/while-weekend-off-would-give-them-time.html

Are We To Assume It's Going To Stop Then?

https://news.sky.com/story/strictlys-wynne-evans-heartbroken-over-viral-hand-incident-13233413

While A Weekend Off Would Give Them Time To Contemplate The Sheer Weirdness Of Their Past Year.

https://news.sky.com/story/sara-sharifs-father-told-police-ive-killed-my-daughter-after-fleeing-to-pakistan-court-hears-13233242 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13956001/Selena-Gomez-Zoe-Saldana-attend-Emilia-Perez-screening-London.html

The Whole Weekend Was Giving Major; "On Another Planet" Vibes.

https://english.news.cn/northamerica/20241014/f4187f50985048be9ca5fe8f3b22b727/c.html When you'd think people who'd been working all week would be tired. 

I Feel As Though I've Missed Out On So Much.

https://english.news.cn/africa/20241013/1bf255adaa874fce9ed41d035d57d088/c.html 

Today is a New Day.

Monday October 14th 2024 (14/10/24). And it's probably getting a bit late for lunch now. 

Of Course, There's Always A Place For; "Good Silly."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0ZsLudtfjI&pp (Road House - Official Trailer, Video, Prime Video). Feel free to let me know, if you ever find a better moment. To, finally, get around to it.

*claps hands* Now. What's For Breakfast?!

http://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2023/10/operation-saxon-needles-week-3-day-3.html I'm in the mood for a volunteer(!)

Of Course That Was The TV Upon Which Camilia Cabello Had Her Famous #NipSlip.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13953651/Jessica-Chastain-grandmother-Marilyn-breast-cancer.html Apart from that though. That; "Radio With An Oversized Display" is super important to me(!) Seriously though. "Extreme Violence" is, basically, my default setting. So you don't need to be worrying yourself about such things. While that seriously overpriced, seriously cr'p aerial installation irritates me about four times a day. On a good day. But much like her nips, you never to see them.

No Doubt Prompting Neo-Nazi Central To Mount An Exhaustive Search.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13953951/Kaitlin-Olson-reveals-lost-VIRGINITY-College-GameDay.html Inspecting sheets, lifting up headboards. Peeling back wallpaper. All in a desperate effort to discover who Kaitlin Olsen used to be.

Honestly. At This Point I'm Merely Debating My Own Bar Bill.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/okay-maybe-its-more-than-foot-then.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NkNWb_n1dc&pp (The Kilburn High Road, Flogging Molly, Official, Audio).

Okay. Maybe It's More Than A Foot Then.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/and-with-attack-line-like-that.html Wide. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB9H0LIGNvU&pp (When The Balalaikas Play, The Irish Rovers, Official Audio).

And With An Attack Line Like That.

https://news.sky.com/story/kamala-harriss-medical-history-released-as-campaign-aims-to-draw-contrast-with-donald-trump-13232422 It's fair to assume he wasn't able to administer a Cognitive Assessment. Let alone a Psychological one. Although we do all now seem free to #Report✋! Her delusions are starting to swing in the approved direction. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5Z0f8Hj8ZE&pp (Nelson Mandela, The Specials, Collection, Official Audio).

Yeah. It's Probably Best No-One Forces Me To *snaps-fingers* On Accident.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13954251/Taylor-Swift-glows-hot-date-Travis-Kelce-NYC.html https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/mar/29/british-army-ends-century-old-ban-to-allow-troops-to-grow-beards #HisChoice(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_-ZuVy76yg&pp (Winds Of Change, Scorpians, Official Audio).

Would It Be Rude To Suggest They Be Forced To, Literally, Stand In Line.

https://news.sky.com/story/thousands-denied-weight-loss-jab-due-to-slow-nhs-rollout-with-some-having-to-wait-two-years-13231948 As I'm pretty sure they've already paid for one of the chairs from the local takeaway. Not that they've ever walked there themselves.

Aww, Bless. He Died As He Lived(!)

https://news.sky.com/story/alex-salmond-king-pays-tribute-after-sudden-death-of-former-first-minister-as-details-of-last-moments-emerge-13232757 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJCeCWFffVA&pp (Animal In Man, Dead Prez, Official Audio).

Maybe We Should All Make Like Taylor Swift.

https://news.sky.com/story/swastikas-and-other-antisemitic-messages-raked-into-hendon-golf-club-bunkers-13232986 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/yeah-halevi-thought-he-had-big-strong.html And outsource the *ahem* 'Hunting Forward' to 'other people.' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V54CEElTF_U&pp (Call It What You Want, Taylor Swift, Official Lyric Video). Perhaps we could even give up a little bit of our earned income each year. Just to dissuade them from their natural urge towards cannibalism. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFR0dkKR9B0&pp (Prince Of Peace, Maroon Town, High, Official Audio). Obviously. I'd hate to ever have to trigger anyone myself. Although I'm pretty sure I remember myself using the term; "Bye!" there(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDecwgitfws&pp (Peggy Lettermore, The Dubliners, Tradition, Official Audio).

Almost The Second Most Famous Person To Emerge From; 'Sat-Phone Territory.'

https://news.sky.com/story/professional-strictly-come-dancing-performer-katya-jones-defends-celebrity-partner-wynne-evans-after-hand-incident-goes-viral-13233078 And having not bothered for almost a year. I now feel it's time to ask whether Selena Gomez managed to catch any of the previous season? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigel_Harman After all. If you want to unlock the mystery of how Amazon Studios is driving unsustainable inflation within the industry. Then you'll need the code; "6-3-4-1." And I'll need to clean both barrels. Although now I seem to be completely off on one. I'm starting to think some of my neighbours are getting better monitoring on their CCTV cameras than they're paying for. Which is lucky. They're actually better at making TV commercials. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PxZGSPOikM&pp (Even More Terrible Verisure Adverts, Video, Paiger / TV stuff). That does seem to be the next step on the path these days. If you ever fin...

And Speaking Of; "Probably Not The Target Audience."

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/05/its-show-about-lesbian-fish-inspector.html Apparently Alibi's trying to make it my fault they've been lumbered with a second season of that now.

Yeah. But She's Visibly Korean Though.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13952971/Lily-Collins-looks-chic-black-ensemble-joins-Emily-Paris-star-Ashley-Parks-glitzy-BFI-Film-Festival-Summer-Book-premiere.html So what might make for a very funny scene in a movie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyI-AM5VXDo&pp (Joy Ride (2023) Official Red (R) Band Trailer, Video, Lionsgate Movies). Might not be the best idea in real life. After all, I don't know about you but my massage gun doesn't; "Vibrate." It; "Punches." Although, you know 😉. Apparently the plan was to shock(?!) https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/09/just-as-long-as-its-not-happening.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gqo3uLCEGY&pp (Peggy By The Bay, John Spillane, Peigín, Audio, Topic).

Now. I Know Not Even Their Mother's Are Planning To Whinge About Their Mistakes.

https://news.sky.com/story/israel-hezbollah-lebanon-beirut-un-tank-iran-gaza-hamas-latest-sky-news-live-12978800?postid=8440155#liveblog-body

I Refer Y'all To My Earlier Statement.

https://news.sky.com/story/man-with-weapons-including-high-capacity-magazine-stopped-at-checkpoint-near-donald-trump-rally-13233134 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/if-theyre-so-desperate-to-be-on-inside.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiItPPqYIv0&pp (The Thrills Have Gone, Alabama3, Official).

Alone?

https://news.sky.com/story/joe-biden-describes-losing-his-own-home-in-a-lightning-strike-during-florida-tour-of-hurricane-devastation-13232931 Or did someone manage to Fix It for wee Hunter again(?!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNFsiuCE_EI&pp (I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles, Doris Day, Official Audio).

Remake It With Lucy Liu!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaVKagN81Jw&pp (Miller's Girl Official Trailer, Video, Rapid Trailer). Maybe then I'll pay attention. Anyway. Apparently "Wednesday" wasn't her debut. She another of the ones Americans watched grow-up on-screen. The proverbial girl-next-door an entire generation of, slightly older, reviewers had their first crush on. Not that I know how that 'journey' became my problem. I was making jokes about severed hands long before she was even born. Whilst wearing the trousers I'm wearing now. Although I have to commend it as a brave choice in the post-MeToo era. Particularly as, I have to assume, the Writer/Director Jade Halley Bartlett intended it as an apology to all the straight, White men who granted her the completely unearned opportunity. And, frankly, would've done a far better job of it. Yeah.  It's all so much funnier, in the original Russian. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihZ-aIJj6-g&pp (Lolita (1962, O...

While Some Of Them Are Still Gullible Enough To Think They're The Aboriginal Population.

https://news.sky.com/story/centuries-old-mystery-over-christopher-columbuss-origins-to-be-revealed-13232364 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/11/perhaps-we-should-be-gentle-as-shes.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul0uJfhywW8&pp (Spanish Bombs, The Clash, Official Audio).

Yeah. Halevi Thought He Had A Big, Strong Wall.

https://news.sky.com/story/israel-hezbollah-lebanon-beirut-un-tank-iran-gaza-hamas-latest-sky-news-live-12978800?postid=8438359#liveblog-body Then someone drove a bulldozer through it. The lesson being that with any security plan you can build as many walls and dig as many trenches as you like. You can cover them all with barbed wire. You can erect thousands of CCTV cameras and constellations of floodlights. Eventually though you're still going reach a point where you've just got to shoot someone full in the face. If only someone had taken the time to look up from their, admittedly quiet, sector. To show Israel exactly who that person is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRWNHigTdxk&pp (Chain Around My Leg, Woody Guthrie, Idol, Audio, Topic).

It Does Seem A Very Expensive Way For Netanyahu To Try And Talk Them Down.

https://english.news.cn/northamerica/20241012/6bc2df48150f41c29c7a62dd26a02d38/c.html Particularly as, in most people's experience, that's a futile task. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/its-as-if-its-their-first-time-talking.html 

Today is a New Day.

Sunday October 13th 2024 (13/10/24). It must be time for me to start building up muscle fatigue again. 

Yeah, Online Shopping Really Shouldn't Involve That Much Drama.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13949021/moment-student-SCORPION-Shein-parcel-Tupperware.html An awful lot of comedy though. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fizbo

Yep. That's About The Level Of It.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/11/hilary-duff-kids-love-chappell-roan/#continued https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDdg2M1_EuE&pp (The Alphabet I s So Much Fun, Video, Super Simple Songs - Kids Songs).

If They're So Desperate To Be On The Inside.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13953101/Strictly-Nick-Knowles-returns-injury-dancing-BBC-show.html Why do they work so hard to keep themselves on the outside?

Imagine Not Even Knowing Enough To Know You Have To Prepare Them.

https://news.sky.com/story/mass-casualty-incident-after-children-and-adults-eat-toxic-mushrooms-in-pennsylvania-13232416

It's As If It's Their First Time Talking To A Person.

https://news.sky.com/story/pando-ferries-owners-1bn-investment-in-uk-will-go-ahead-despite-transport-secretary-calling-for-boycott-of-shipping-firm-13232541 Rather than just an auditory hallucination. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/different-behaviours-command-different.html

Then, Surely, It Should Have Been Removed Long Before The Festival.

https://news.sky.com/story/hot-air-balloon-hits-tower-and-causes-it-to-collapse-in-us-in-second-hit-in-recent-years-13232318 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/09/if-thats-supposed-to-be-helium-balloon.html

Always An Overfed Waster Who Couldn't Take The Pace.

https://news.sky.com/story/former-first-minister-of-scotland-alex-salmond-dies-13232584 I wonder if his acolytes have started blaming Judah Maccabee for his assassination yet.

Different Behaviours Command Different Responses.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/11/jessica-chastain-jetblue/#continued For example. You wouldn't expect complaining that much about just one small annoyance to receive a positive reaction. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/10/today-is-new-day_13.html Of course once COP 29 is over, provided the Gallant stand is still in place, I might have the budget for a huge, dramatic argument. Over whose responsibility it is to dispose of what we all know is garbage. https://www.itv.com/news/2021-06-21/amazon-destroying-millions-of-items-of-unsold-stock-in-one-of-its-uk-warehouses-every-year-itv-news-investigation-finds It might even segue into what else I was bringing to the charity table. https://www.hse.gov.uk/electricity/faq-portable-appliance-testing.htm Which would certainly underline that is was a mental health charity.

They're Certainly Keen To Be Seen To Be Making An Effort.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/11/mcdonalds-chicken-big-mac-las-vegas-sphere/#continued  https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/i-wonder-what-inspired-that.html

It Does Seem Like An Organisation Which Would Be Supportive Of Such Things.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/11/star-wars-fans-angry-transgender-stormtrooper/#continued 

Today is a New Day.

Saturday October 12th 2024 (12/10/24). It's certainly one heck of a commute into work. https://english.news.cn/20241010/99d31d34945b486ab0ec39a21f0d5371/c.html *checks latest coffee spot price* 

Well. That All Seems Familiar.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EST_Men At least it will do later today, when I try and watch it again.

There Does Seem To Have Been A Dearth Of Candidates Again This Year.

https://news.sky.com/story/nobel-peace-prize-awarded-to-japanese-atomic-bomb-survivors-13231749 Perhaps that's got something to do with the Nobel Committee's sustained, multi-year campaign to hollow out the safeguards against Imperialist Aggression. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eYvNUcPy50&pp (Megaton B-Boy 2000, Handsome Boy Modelling School, Provisional Audio, Tommy Boy). Yeah. About a quarter to nine, by my watch. That's when I hope to have the strength to, finally, lift the lid on the box containing the Japanese cap badges. Unless there are any aggressive imperialists still out there. Still hoping to find the one UNFCCC delegate who, somehow, managed to fall f'cking High School science(!) https://www.trade-point.co.uk/departments/goldscrew-pz-double-countersunk-yellow-passivated-carbon-steel-screw-dia-5mm-l-100mm-pack-of-100/953264_TP.prd

And I Think I've Finally Drunk Enough Wine To Comment On Amazon's Pledge To Reduce Packaging.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tv/article-13950523/The-Chase-Paul-Sinha-swipe-itv-sex-toys.html Specifically the clear plastic shrinkwrap the Valano massage gun arrived in. Clearly displaying the slogan; "For Athletes And Fitness Lovers ." While plastic is worse than paper/cardboard Amazon can't be expected to do much about the manufacturer's packaging. So I, generally, approve. Plastic plus paper/card just seems excessive. The clothes I brought were all delivered in the manufacturer's plastic. The jeans and the short sleeve T-Shirts in clear plastic, The long sleeve T-Shirts in non-clear plastic. I would guess the distributor received them unpackaged then posted them in a standard baggie. The Amazon Essentials hoodie arrived in the manufacturer's clear plastic. Plus one of the manufacturer's giant cardboard boxes. I found that to be totally excessive. Honestly it would take the pressure right off my brachiolradialis if everyone could just see what I was havi...

I Do.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13951405/Sir-Elton-John-77-time-left-mortality-new-biopic.html It's too much.

It Could Be Worse. It Could Be Qantas.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13947667/jessica-chastain-slammed-jetblue-flight-complaint.html Who still give money to Coldplay Touchers. https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/08/qantas-apologizes-daddio-sexually-explicit-movie-on-screens-flight/

I'm Always Available For Casual Bullying.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13945685/Is-Roman-Kemp-engaged-One-hosts-girlfriend-spotted-wearing-ring-finger-friends-say-mum-Shirlie-moon.html Even if others seem to be too busy, doing a passing impression of; "Functionality." https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13950927/Selena-Gomez-stunning-red-ball-gown-BFI-London-Film-Festival.html And, frankly. If you thought that was going to stress me out. https://www.tmz.com/2023/12/15/selena-gomez-smooch-kiss-boyfriend-benny-blanco-new-york-taylor-swift/ Then you deserve to be bullied. All the way into fecking puberty(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6s6Nnrh5RY&pp (Ship In The Sky, Woody Guthrie, Backup, Audio, Topic).

Along With His Penis!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13945991/Courtney-Stodden-reveals-REMOVED-lip-fillers.html

At Least Someone Seems To Have Nuts In Their Purse.

https://news.sky.com/story/france-italy-and-spain-outraged-after-un-peacekeepers-injured-and-accuse-israel-of-violating-international-law-13232208 Not to mention their cabinet. 

Yet I've Still Got No Idea How To Get Hold Of Elon Musk.

https://news.sky.com/story/government-apologises-after-sharing-bernard-arnaults-email-address-in-error-13231849 And, I have to assume, he's still got no idea of how to get hold of me. 

Constitutionally His Party Should've Had A Female President For Several Months Now.

https://news.sky.com/story/barack-obama-calls-on-more-black-men-to-vote-for-kamala-harris-13231766 So it seems that race is the only thing she's got going for her.

Yeah, But What Did Straight Ziva Do Next(?!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOoIBOYqHyw&pp (The 33 - Official Trailer, Video, Warner Bros. Pictures).

Every Visitor Gets Gifted A Lump Of Gold As A Souvenir.

https://news.sky.com/story/one-killed-and-12-trapped-underground-at-mine-tourist-attraction-in-colorado-13231713 You see they've still got plenty of Gold. It's just that without transport links to a processing facility it's worth less to them than tourists. Not that I completely wasted my morning or anything. I suppose there's worst places to be stuck than exactly where you were back in January though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1OP4CTaszo&pp (Buried Alive, Dropkick Murphys, Slideshow, LivingDedGrrl).

I Went With A Patchwork Design In The End.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/and-what-steps-is-us-taking-to-remove.html In the sense that, funnily enough, the concrete is a completely different colour from the concrete that's been exposed to the elements for 50 something years. After a wash and a beer I decided the new bits look like little gray rivers running into a drain. Just before the asphalt rises. Which is probably caused the cracks in the first place. Although sure that will come as a genuine surprise to any signatory to the Paris Agreement. Water eroding Limestone.

I Decided To Get A Massage Gun In The End.

The idea being to relieve muscle tension and fatigue built up in the gym. None of which I have at the moment. So I've not really been able to test it. However the theory of why it might be of some help is pretty sound. It uses percussive impact to increase blood flow. Blood being the fuel supply muscles need to repair themselves. Things like Acupuncture and Cupping all work by increasing blood flow. As does Blood Doping. Days after activating an Amazon Prime membership I developed a really nasty Cold. The sort of Cold people have when they think they've got the Flu. This even affected my muscle strength to the point that everyday things like washing dishes caused me muscle strain like going to the gym would. I've still got a bit of a problem area with my right brachipradialis, the muscle running along your forearm from the inside of your elbow to, essentially, your thumb. As this is my dominant arm it's really difficult to rest properly. I'm even slightly using it t...

And What Steps Is The US Taking To Remove The Gallant Stand?

https://english.news.cn/northamerica/20241011/0102bd22260e48a0bd8961075f40f5e6/c.html https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp39pd1kx24o Given that they're certainly not finding it as exciting as hoped.  Speaking of things that are full of technical terminology while lacking in excitement. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/09/yeah-ive-set-baby-bar-exam.html One end of the chain is mounted to a brick pillar on my property with a small padlock and a eye plate. The other end is attached, via a carabiner-style clip, to another eye plate mounted on a wall on my neighbour's property. Originally that was a breeze/cinder block wall with a brick pillar at the end. However ages ago a car knocked down the brick pillar leaving just the block wall. So I screwed a wooden baton to the blocks in order to mount the eye plate. Obviously I asked my neighbour's permission before doing that. The conversation started with him telling me that he was going to knock down the wall and re...

If They're Sure That's What They Want Their Next Year To Be.

https://english.news.cn/20241011/5a0ccf5c8ed448ff8e53adbdfafd0637/c.html 

You Wait Until People Hear Who They Were Planning To Donate The Proceeds To.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/10/bath-and-body-works-apologizes-kkk-hoods-design/#continued 

Yet Still No Sign Of The Dreamed Of Money Shot.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/10/kate-middleton-prince-william-visit-taylor-swift-party-stabbing-center/#continued 

Still Coming From A Position Of Delusion Then.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/10/kanye-west-ex-fixer-lawsuit-claims-hired-to-follow-bianca-censori-investigate-kardashians/#continued https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/someone-mustve-been-completely-out-of.html 

Today is a New Day.

Friday October 11th 2024 (11/10/24). Let's see if I'm able to move onto that vast world beyond the Gallant stand. Just in time for the weekend. 

It Wasn't All Bad News Then.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/10/hurricane-milton-anderson-cooper-cnn/#continued

Today is a New Day.

Thursday October 10th 2024 (10/10/24). I've decided it's time to get back to work. However it'll be outside in the garden, cutting grass. 

When You Realise Someone's Wishing He'd Executed The Contract After All.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/08/taylor-swift-glitter-patches-increase-in-sales/#continued https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/07/taylor-swift-richest-female-musician-replaces-rihanna/ 

Presumably It's Going To Require A Complete Gallant-ectomy.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/08/justin-timberlake-postpones-new-jersey-concert-over-injury/#continued Along with a few other steps in the right direction. 

Which Still Sounds Pretty Overrun To Me.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/08/aurora-colorado-mayor-mike-coffman-donald-trump-visit-immigrant-gang-fearmongering/ Many would see completely losing control of one just apartment building as a massive failure on his part.

He's Got Something In Common With His Brother Then.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/08/new-york-jets-fire-robert-saleh/#continued https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/if-israels-objective-was-to-reaffirm.html

Today is a New Day.

Wednesday October 9th 2024 (9/10/24). Hmm, it might've been an idea to set an alarm. 

Although They Can Only Go So Far.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5ywq8xgkkyo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX_xzAd-Wk8&pp (Patriot Game, The Clancy Brothers, 1963, Audio, Topic).

It's Not Made A World Class Actor Of Me Yet.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/06/jake-gyllenhaal-legally-blind-advantage-career-lazy-eye/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgZGQHdQjxU&pp (BBC's The Honourable Woman - An Alternative Trailer, Video, LGMEHProduction).

Party, Uber Alles.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13935247/Taylor-Swift-Travis-Kelce-matching-plaid-game.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWF9MMxnekQ&pp (Holiday In The Sun, Sex Pistols, Audio, ThrashingTerror).

If Only Her Generation Could Take A Hint.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13934797/Jessica-Alba-criticized-cringe-video-endorsing-Kamala-Harris.html https://www.theguardian.com/music/article/2024/sep/05/leeds-indie-band-english-teacher-wins-mercury-prize https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8CnfFbHoPA&pp (Waymore's Blues, Waylon Jennings, Official Audio).

So The Klan Must Be Making Holiday Plans.

https://news.sky.com/story/hurricane-milton-florida-braces-for-storms-landfall-with-huge-evacuation-under-way-13230386

Yeah, But What Was She Doing At 24(?!)

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/07/chappell-roan-calls-out-former-theater-teacher-austin-music-festival/#continued At least some things aren't a secret! https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/09/what-ridiculously-unearned-sense-of.html

Apparently There's No Warning Israel's Going To Heed.

https://news.sky.com/story/daniel-khalife-soldier-accused-of-prison-escape-picked-up-1-500-from-iranian-handlers-in-dog-poo-bag-court-hears-13230205

Oh, I Remember That Smell.

On September 17th pagers belonging to Hezbollah members in Lebanon suddenly exploded. On September 18th radios belonging to Hezbollah members in Lebanon suddenly. Creating a lot of excitement about supply chains for arcane electronics. So, obviously, on September 18th I accidentally smashed the remote control for the Digital decoder box on the TV in my kitchen. Plunging me into the world of supply chains for arcane electronics. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/09/ive-certainly-got-type-of-luck.html What actually happened is that I dropped the remote control on the floor. Smashing parts of the plastic case along with most of the plastic fixtures within the case. Including a one really critical piece of plastic. The remote is powered by two AAA batteries with a spring loaded terminal at the negative end. It was the roughly 5x5mm square of plastic holding that spring loaded terminal in place that snapped off. Rendering two electronic devices which are a lot more complicated...

Today is a New Day.

Tuesday October 8th 2024 (8/10/24). And after an otherwise productive weekend I was so nearly on top of things too. 

As I Continue To Be Mystified By The Things Some People Manage To Mistake For Debates.

https://news.sky.com/story/gary-lineker-addresses-future-as-match-of-the-day-presenter-13229624 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/if-they-have-further-questions.html

And The Meter's Still Running.

https://news.sky.com/story/wagatha-christie-case-coleen-rooneys-legal-bill-over-1-8m-court-hears-13229770 Sulking certainly won't make it stop.

At Least Someone's Made It To Closing Arguments.

https://news.sky.com/story/christian-b-trial-lawyer-for-madeleine-mccann-suspect-claims-he-is-a-victim-of-prejudiced-prosecutors-13229848

There's An Entire World Beyond That Gallant Stand.

https://news.sky.com/story/explosion-near-pakistans-karachi-airport-leaves-two-dead-and-eight-injured-13229529 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/09/yep-even-china-can-see-that-israels.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/if-they-have-further-questions.html

If They Have Further Questions.

https://news.sky.com/story/major-incident-declared-after-school-bus-carrying-70-passengers-crashes-in-northern-ireland-13229928 Then they should have spent this, or any other, past weekend completing their chosen task. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/its-hard-to-believe-they-didnt-know-who.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/some-people-will-doing-anything-to.html

Today is a New Day.

Monday October 7th 2024 (7/10/24). The First Day of the First Week of the Thirteenth Month.  Much the same as the last.

Meh. It'd Be Ruder Not To.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX_xzAd-Wk8&pp (Patriot Game, The Clancy Brothers, 1963, Audio, Topic).

Aye, Well. Most People Don't Want To Have To Shoot Another Person Full In The F'cking Face. Son.

Yet it turns out f'cking war is full of f'cking things people f'cking well have to do. Whether they f'cking well like it or not. https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/politics-and-diplomacy/article-820670 Perhaps he would've f'cking well learnt that. If he'd spent a little less f'cking time polishing his f'cking ridiculous little pistol here(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u53uhbVwt0&pp (You Want It Darker, Leonard Cohen, Provisional Audio, Soundtrack of My Life).

Polystyrene Cement Is Used To Repair Little Plastic Army Men.

Whereas, at twice the price, SuperGlue is used to repair actual army men. Isn't that right there(?!)  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0ZsLudtfjI (Road House - Official Trailer, Video, Prime Video). WARNING: Contains Nudity. Unfortunately it's his. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbLvknHpXQA (The Foggy Dew, Conor McGregor, Provisional Video, TNT Sports).

Yeah. I Might've Been Whiffing On A Certain Type Of Cement Glue.

So I'm far too tired to be expected to find an entertaining way to describe the; 'Trip' we've been on together. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13930067/Emily-Ratajkowski-chic-New-York-City.html Other than to say; "Fair play to the girls. They seem more than capable of taking even the worst joke I can throw at them(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oitL1kRPTM (Jesus Walks, Kanye West, Provisional Video, DEATHCSCOPE123).

Two Words; "Ramy Youssef."

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tv/article-13929349/Saturday-Night-live-Nate-Bargatze-reprises-George-Washington-sketch-Coldplay.html As Mohammed bin Salman. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAkjnoB05RU (No More, Blind Boys Of Alabama, Official Audio).

Not Even I'd Heard A Thing About It.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13928241/sarah-paulson-kim-kardashian-actress-alls-fair-series.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/someone-mustve-been-completely-out-of.html Which wasn't the only thing to surprise me after a decade of Zoom meetings.

On Reflection. I Might've Rushed A Couple Of Steps There.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13903201/Halle-Berry-fake-armpit-hair-film-Never-Let.html https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13927781/kim-kardashian-purse-saint-west-basketball-game-figure.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJIvwb6V58g&pp (Some Say The Devil Is Dead, The Wolfe Tones, Provisional Video, Shea O'Connor). I'm sure we all find ourselves in agreement though. Lazy buggers should've walked home by now(!) https://news.sky.com/story/a-year-in-captivity-faces-of-97-hostages-who-still-havent-returned-home-to-israel-13225839 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5iEnmhRHQE&pp (On The One Road, The Young Wolfe Tones, Official Audio).

Yeah. That Doesn't Sound All That Credible.

https://news.sky.com/story/garth-brooks-country-music-star-accused-of-rape-by-former-hair-and-make-up-artist-in-lawsuit-13227499 According to the commonly understood Laws of Gravity.

And Do Gallant & Halevi Really Think Two Public Inquiries Are Going To Be Enough To Cover It.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyv16lw1leo After all. Public Inquires do seem to be Britain's main source of GDP these days. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q87_igRtFL0&pp (Buzzin, Asian Dub Foundation, Official Audio).

Hmm. This Feels Like A Reportable Purchase.

I got a Dashcam for the car. The main attraction being that it doesn't have either Wi-Fi or Bluetooth connectivity. Certainly since the Pandemic there is been an increase in the use of petrol driven motor-scooters. A big part of the reason for this is that in the UK you don't need a Driving License to operate one. Strictly speaking you do need a Provisional Driving License. However the only qualification you need to obtain one of those, essentially, learners permits is to be aged 17 years old or over. There has also been a massive explosion in the use of Electric Bikes and Scooters, often with Lithium-Ion Batteries. In the UK no-one is legally allowed to operate any of these on public roads or sidewalks. However here in Khanistan they, and the type people who typically operate them, seem to fit into a different category of law enforcement. So in practice there is absolutely no restrictions of who is able to operate that sort of vehicle. As a result you now have a large number o...

I Wonder What Inspired That.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/04/mcdonalds-chicken-big-mac/#continued https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13498705/McDonalds-loses-right-sell-Chicken-Big-Macs-losing-trademark-case-against-Irish-burger-chain-Supermacs.html

It's Certainly An Easy Enough Crime To Investigate & Prosecute.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/04/chris-pine-police-911-call-home/#continued It's almost as if the suspect has demanded to be chosen. 

It Would Certainly Be Quicker & Cleaner.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/03/john-amos-will-changed-before-death-daughter-claims/#continued Just before his suicide. Those are the tools they used to set themselves the task, after all. 

It's Hard To Believe They Didn't Know Who They've Been Listening To.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13929415/NZ-navy-ship-sinks-catching-fire.html 

Today is a New Day.

Sunday October 6th 2024 (6/10/24). Apparently I'm still on holiday. Although I have begun to remember that there is a whole World beyond the Gallant stand. 

Kenya Is Certainly Giving The Impression Of Extreme Gullibility.

https://news.sky.com/story/un-horrified-after-at-least-70-killed-in-haiti-gang-massacre-13227796 https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20240930-haiti-security-mission-extended-for-one-year-as-wfp-sounds-alarm

Someone Must've Been Completely Out Of Their Mind.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/01/kanye-west-sued-security-guard-claims-unpaid-wages/ Debating such a thing with their auditory hallucinations.

Power & Influence Only Go So Far.

So if the Israeli Defence Minister & Chief-of-Staff don't want them back. https://news.sky.com/story/a-year-in-captivity-faces-of-97-hostages-who-still-havent-returned-home-to-israel-13225839 Then there's nothing I can do about that.

They Were Certainly The Most Striking Thing Of The Debate.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/02/george-santos-says-jd-vance-luscious-lashes-no-eyeliner/#continued But then I did have the sound off. 

The Lifetime Ban Has Certainly Ended.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/02/donald-trump-pete-rose-hall-of-fame-before-funeral/#continued It's that old thing about where are Knights buried? They're not. As soon as they die they stop being Knights. 

Today is a New Day.

Saturday October 5th 2024 (5/10/24). I can't imagine anyone thought this would be the moment I'd start complaining about still being on holiday. 

Imagine Being So Poor You Have To Be Told Twice Though.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13921091/Emily-Ratajkowski-shares-racy-topless-selfie.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/theres-comes-point-where-you-have-to.html

They Can Continue To Moan About Their Chosen Task.

https://news.sky.com/uk They don't get to choose another.

Although I Can't Imagine They're Still Feeling That Flash.

https://news.sky.com/story/french-judge-in-mass-rape-trial-will-allow-public-to-see-videos-of-the-alleged-attacks-in-court-13228080

What Price A Muzzle-Break.

https://news.sky.com/story/irans-supreme-leader-warns-missile-attack-on-israel-will-be-done-again-if-necessary-13227764 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/imagine-still-being-stuck-where-you.html We can only hope it's not 'Chappell Roan' successfully delivering. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p40JqSgCLIk&pp (Billy Reid, The Davitts, 50, Audio, Topic). At least Eurovision law is perfectly clear. Camper = Better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQOfat0AQbk&pp (Billy Reid, Celtic Supporters, 40, Audio, Topic).

Well. Someone's Getting A Phonecall From Jeff Bezos Then.

It's either a free gift of it's a £25,000 handling fee, payable on collection. While the paid for item is still to be delivered. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/imagine-still-being-stuck-where-you.html

Imagine Still Being Stuck Where You Were Back In January.

https://news.sky.com/story/israel-iran-war-hezbollah-lebanon-latest-sky-news-live-12978800?postid=8385314#liveblog-body https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/persistently-problematic-behaviour.html Personally. I'd be more than considering tendering my resignation.

One Of Them's Certainly Got A Much More Urgent Appointment.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13923817/george-clooney-rande-gerber-halloween-party-cancelled.html

He's Hardly The Only One Still Insisting On A Muzzle.

https://news.sky.com/story/israel-iran-war-hezbollah-lebanon-latest-sky-news-live-12978800?postid=8383822#liveblog-body

Which Has Been Claimed By Hamas.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/01/israel-shooting-tel-aviv-iran-missile-attack/#continued Although I'm yet to hear any condemnation, demands to know what Israel's response is going to be. 

Surely No-One Was Expecting The Clean Up To Take This Long!

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/01/wwe-raw-ring-collapse/#continued https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/has-anyone-taken-look-at-plimsoll-line.html 

Sort Of Like A Massive Brain Fart Then.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/01/track-shelby-daniele-died-brain-aneurysm/#continued  https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/a-legitimate-fear-of-never-being-good.html

If Israel's Objective Was To Reaffirm The Consensus Around The Issue.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/01/rhino-escapes-rampage-biker-india-dead-attack/#continued Then they could have declared; "Mission Accomplished" and I could have returned to work long before even that point.

Some People Will Doing Anything To Avoid A Classroom.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/01/thailand-bangkok-school-bus-fire-kills-teachers-students/#continued 

Famed As A Peanut Farmer.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/01/jimmy-carter-turns-100-birthday/#continued Although he also planted the seed which grew into a massive chip-on-the-shoulder. After his Sweetcorn crop failed. 

Today is a New Day.

Friday October 4th 2024 (4/10/24). It looks like I'm still on holiday then. 

Has Anyone Taken A Look At The Plimsoll Line?

https://news.sky.com/story/cruise-ship-stranded-at-belfast-departs-after-months-of-delays-passengers-say-13227208 As it sounds pretty empty to me.

Wishful Thinking & Flapping Gums.

https://news.sky.com/story/uk-to-hand-over-sovereignty-of-chagos-islands-to-mauritius-after-decades-long-dispute-13227089 Two things which have never gotten anyone anywhere.

The Further They Go Down That Road.

https://news.sky.com/story/bbc-cancels-boris-johnson-interview-after-laura-kuenssbergs-embarrassing-mistake-13226969 The more work they're going to have to bring themselves back. And they're already sulking about the work they've got to do now.

They're Still Avoiding Satire At All Costs Then.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/09/29/maya-rudolph-returns-kamala-harris-saturday-night-live/#continued 

Today is a New Day.

Thursday October 3rd 2024 (3/10/24). I think I'm just going to enjoy the time off for a little bit longer. As I know this will all have to be caught up with. 

There's Comes A Point Where You Have To Accept That Some People Are Just Better Than You.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13911693/Emily-Ratajkowski-flashes-toned-tummy-new-campaign-sharing-skips-salads-favor-steak.html No matter how annoying that must be.

And Was The Delay In Any Way Shortened By Sulking?

https://news.sky.com/story/m25-national-highways-apologises-after-pothole-caused-major-delays-and-damage-to-more-than-20-cars-13226504

Persistently Problematic Behaviour.

https://news.sky.com/story/doctor-charged-in-connection-with-matthew-perrys-death-pleads-guilty-13226587 https://www.tmz.com/2024/09/25/jennifer-aniston-los-angeles-home-swatted-lapd-investigating/ Which, clearly, isn't getting anyone anyway. Just as continuing to sulk isn't going to get anyone anywhere.

Whereas Being Forced To Put My Feet Up Is Improving My Situation.

https://news.sky.com/story/israel-sends-more-troops-into-lebanon-after-iranian-missile-attack-13226371

I've Been Meaning To Find The Time To Check On That For About Four Weeks.

I think that resting my body weight on my knee while slightly shifting back, forwards, left and right I strained  my Semitendinosus. Which in turn strained my Soleous. Which in turn strained my Anterior Tibofibular Ligament. Which in turn strained my Posterior Tibofibular Ligament.  Or to put it another way; I sprained my ankle. While they stops hurting long before that ligaments take about six weeks to heal properly. Last week I over did it and set it all off again. It's one of those situations where pain actually performs an important function. Of course knowing all that doesn't help it heal up any faster. So I'm more that happy to continue to put my feet up for a while longer yet.

Today is a New Day.

Wednesday October 2nd 2024 (2/10/24). I really should spend it with my copy of Palastanga's. Do you remember that little bit of trowl work my right wrsit did? Not on; 'The Gaza Border" But on the rivers of; "Colorado." Well, that caused the outside of my right knee to hurt. Which, in turn, caused the outside of my right ankle to hurt. Which, in turn, caused the inside of my right ankle to hurt. Less then six weeks later that still hurts. So you may not be interested in the hows and the whys of it. I though can think of little else.

I Really Must Find The Time To Phone One Of My Mothers.

As that is what I always seem to find myself doing. While we're all waiting for a National Apology Tour to find an Opening Act. However I really must phone this mother to inform her that I've got a copy a Palastanga and plans to invest in a massage gun. So she's pretty much redundant at this point. Anyway. This mother has the phrase; "Works Like A Trojan." Unlike some mothers.  https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/james-cleverly-questions-robert-jenricks-decision-to-wear-hamas-are-terrorists-hoodie_uk_66fb94a5e4b0ccc050c4513b I think this means; "Works Hard," (Perhaps Anally). Anyway. Years ago I brought a cheap green hoodie with the Trojan logo emblazoned across the tits. In order to give one night stands a reason to go home happy. I've recently dug that hoodie out again, to protect me from corrosive alkalines. In the rain. I really must give that mother a phone. Possibly to send her a photograph. Possibly to invite her to a chance to see it in ac...

Perhaps I'm The One Guilty Of Over-Romaticising The Second Intifada.

https://news.sky.com/story/israel-hezbollah-lebanon-war-latest-sky-news-live-12978800?postid=8368453#liveblog-body However, I've certainly heard rumours of such things getting rather 'Hot.' https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple_independently_targetable_reentry_vehicle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5je1fQahLMs (The Orange And The Green, The Irish Rovers, 50, Official Audio). #BuryMeInLead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kdfzdfJAQA&pp (Heat Of The Moment, Asia, 2008, Official Audio). 🎩. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFwNPkzZgTw&pp (I'll Tell Me Ma, Can Morrison, Official Audio).

First Cherie Blair Wanted Her Mansions Painted; "Al Jazeera."

Now they seem to want to find themselves all Coloured; "TikTok." https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/reality_check https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHzuwtC7mew&pp (Celtic Symphony, The Wolfe Tones, Plaid, Official Audio). I'm sure his Ma will find an appropriate tool though, eventually(!) https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/and-will-that-consequence-be-him.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7A6KJ3R7TQ&pp (Black Coffee, Ella Fitzgerald, Of, Official Audio).

Oh Dear, I Seem To Have Cracked Open An Anti-Imperial War Of Liberation.

Round about 1664™. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ2cq6KPoU4&pp (Johnny Was, Stiff Little Fingers, Anthology, Official Audio). Isn't that right, Ma Roan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZtjKTw2eZE&pp (I Ain't Living Long Like This, Waylon Jennings, Official Audio).

Imagine Having A Hotline, Straight To Patmos.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/09/30/travis-kelce-girlfriend-not-expected-every-game/#continued https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAkjnoB05RU&pp (No More, Blind Boys Of Alabama, Official Audio).

And That Seems To Be The End Of The Day.

*cracks knuckles* Oh well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrrO4I-E8oY&pp (The Foggy Dew, The Chieftains, Audio, Topic).

Providing The Perfect Backdrop For The; "Mission Accomplished!" Speech.

https://news.sky.com/story/sky-team-directly-under-flight-path-of-irans-missile-barrage-against-israel-13226256 As the objective was to show the World what a f'cking idiot looks like.

Yeah. Intent Is A Cognitive Function.

Although sure Israel's noticed the other attack, which isn't being condemned. #Wine✋! 😉

Bobbins McGee(?!)

https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/israel-will-continue-to-strike-powerfully-in-mideast-tonight-says-idf-spokesman/

So, Presumably, Is Able To Identify What That Part Was.

https://news.sky.com/story/israel-hezbollah-lebanon-war-latest-sky-news-live-12978800?postid=8368766#liveblog-body Even without the help of a map & a flashlight.

Well. We've All Seen The Footage Of The Targets Being Struck.

https://news.sky.com/story/israel-hezbollah-lebanon-war-latest-sky-news-live-12978800?postid=8367487#liveblog-body Does he still not have that sort of footage(?!)

The Chappell Roan Of British Politics.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/09/and-i-thought-hed-be-working.html

And Will That Consequence Be Him Accepting That Literally No-One Asked?

https://news.sky.com/story/starmer-says-uk-stands-with-israel-and-he-is-deeply-concerned-middle-east-is-on-the-brink-13226112 It doesn't matter if he doesn't like the task. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/09/it-would-be-waste-of-their-time.html He doesn't get a choose another one.

Has Israel Booked The Battleship & Bunting Yet(?!)

"Operation: Set Off Some Pyrotechnics & Run Around For A Bit" is completely arbitrary. So the declaration of; "Mission Accomplished!" will  be equally arbitrary. And can happen at any time. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/no-one-can-recover-from-move-that-dumb.html

Those Who Don't Produce Recovery Plans Remain Excluded.

https://news.sky.com/story/arrest-after-bow-and-arrow-found-in-car-parked-near-house-of-lords-13225940 Did Israel really think slitting its own throat was going to teach Britain that lesson?

There's Been A Lot Of Harking Back To A Bye-Gone Era.

https://news.sky.com/story/idf-says-missiles-launched-from-iran-into-israel-13226001 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/09/get-out-youre-fired.html

No-One Can Recover From A Move That Dumb With Reputation Intact.

https://news.sky.com/story/thailand-school-bus-catches-fire-outside-bangkok-with-25-feared-dead-13225697 Failing to focus on what can be salvaged is only going to make it worse.

Everyone & Everything Is Waiting For Israel To Produce Its Recovery Plan.

https://news.sky.com/story/luxury-cruise-liner-villa-vie-odyssey-to-return-to-belfast-hours-after-finally-departing-following-four-month-wait-13225819

Moor Said He Rose Again.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/09/28/jacob-elordi-shirtless-italy-girlfriend/#continued 

A Legitimate Fear Of Never Being Good Enough To Graduate To The Pros?

https://www.tmz.com/2024/09/28/college-track-star-shelby-daniele-dead/#continued 

Yes. I Would Assume Israel Would Want That To Be Part Of Its Recovery Plan.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/09/28/tiktok-star-onlyjayus-restraining-order-dismissed/#continued Exploring the reasons why it f'cked up in the first place. I guess we'll find out once Israel produces its recovery plan. Plus the time it takes to catch up on Israel's delay in producing its recovery plan. 

Today is a New Day.

Tuesday October 1st 2024 (1/10/24). I wonder if Israel will be allowed to hear anything else today.