And I Think I've Finally Drunk Enough Wine To Comment On Amazon's Pledge To Reduce Packaging.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tv/article-13950523/The-Chase-Paul-Sinha-swipe-itv-sex-toys.html

Specifically the clear plastic shrinkwrap the Valano massage gun arrived in. Clearly displaying the slogan; "For Athletes And Fitness Lovers."

While plastic is worse than paper/cardboard Amazon can't be expected to do much about the manufacturer's packaging. So I, generally, approve. Plastic plus paper/card just seems excessive.

The clothes I brought were all delivered in the manufacturer's plastic. The jeans and the short sleeve T-Shirts in clear plastic, The long sleeve T-Shirts in non-clear plastic. I would guess the distributor received them unpackaged then posted them in a standard baggie.

The Amazon Essentials hoodie arrived in the manufacturer's clear plastic. Plus one of the manufacturer's giant cardboard boxes.

I found that to be totally excessive. Honestly it would take the pressure right off my brachiolradialis if everyone could just see what I was having delivered.

If you are brave to send a gift or order something from the more *ahem* adult section. Then certainly since the dawn of porn most retailers have offered the option of brown paper packaging. Some even promise to be discreet in your bank statements.

On a related note. I'm still not sure why Amazon was able to deliver something they brought from a third party faster than something they made themselves.

But I suppose if we are being forced to torque about multipliers. Then I guess if we keep passing that same, crumpled £5 note around often enough. Eventually it will become £5,000,000.

Just as long as no-one asks for it back.

As for that totally innocent, yet totally loaded slogan.

Nah, I wouldn't want to be using that as a sex toy. In much the same way as I wouldn't want to be using an impact driver as a sex toy.

You might though.

It's certainly one way to support the NHS.

Giving everyone down A&E and good laugh.

https://metro.co.uk/2018/06/05/doctor-shares-tales-things-people-stuck-bums-7607870/

Yeah, Richard Branson can have that one for free!

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/it-could-be-worse-it-could-be-qantas.html

Of course it never seems to be women.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/i-do.html

For some reason.

👍👍👍👍👍👍.

*Not that I'd ever complain about free pipe.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/03/i-think-weve-finally-achieved-peak.html

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/08/that-turned-out-to-be-unsettlingly.html

Particularly not while I'm trying to keep most of the swears inside. As I try to figure out what to do with the, now, seriously rotted cable mounted behind the lead hopper. @#!%£*&!.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/10/oh-i-remember-that-smell.html