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Today I Decided I Want Olympic Medals After All.

So upheld their newfound motto. And didn't even bother to try.

To Achieve Enlightenment The Lotus Flower Must Learn.

To look up. Not down. https://www.instagram.com/p/CSASsVxJs_D/?utm_medium=copy_link Aviophobia is just a lie told to keep people on the ground.

I'm Still Utterly Baffled Why Team US Felt They Could Attend.

When, like Team GB they've got so much of their own stuff they need to work on. Before even thinking about showing their faces in public. https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/30/us/atlanta-drew-charter-school-covid/index.html As far as I'm concerned the question isn't whether Americans will go to prison for the Atlanta Spa Shootings. It's why it hasn't already happened. That was March. This is August. Reality must have taken hold by now.

It Was Never, Ever Going To Be A Debate.

Britain's self-exclusion will continue. Until Britain wholly reverses its decision to self-exclude. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-58040302 If the Olympics wants to hand out medals for not even bothering to try. Then the Olympics is free to keep handing out medals for not even bothering to try.

Truly Terrifying, That.

https://www.rt.com/sport/530804-olympics-connor-fields-bmx-brain-injury/ Still thinking it was up for discussion. After all that time.

Was He Auditioning For Team GB.

https://www.rt.com/sport/530777-olympics-novak-djokovic-racket-throw-video/ They're the ones who seem to think that childish tantrums. Are a viable alternative to even trying to attempt to qualify. Sadly it's a question that's going to linger over the IOC. Why they've allowed that attitude to persist? I was prepared to be generous. Allowing Team GB to sit quietly beneath the table. In the hope of catching the occasional juicy scrap. It goes to the entire credibility of the Olympics though. Treating them as if they're actually able to participate in any discussion.

Team USA Really Should Have Just Stayed Home.

As with Team GB. They've clearly got a lot of their own stuff they need to work on. Before even thinking about going out in public. https://www.rt.com/sport/530768-alen-hadzic-usa-fencing-tokyo-olympics/ If I was Japan or South Korea. I'd want know which Americans are going to prison over the Atlanta Spa Shooting.

Although, That Said.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/07/yesh-if-were-not-talking.html If the Olympics aren't going to respect Britain's decision to self-exclude. Then I'm going to have to start respecting the Olympics' decision. Suddenly freeing up a lot of my time.

Yesh, If We're Not Talking.

Then we can't really talk, can we. https://www.instagram.com/p/CSAALmir3aU/?utm_medium=copy_link I though can think of a few reasons why Gucci might be feeling a bit passive aggressive at the moment. Given all the vandalism you've wrought on their brand. Of course it's good PR for them. Being seen to offer you an alternative. But things are going to reach a point. Where they're just contributing to a situation where all that potential isn't being realised. Obviously though I'm so busy at the moment. I'm not sure I'll be able to make time for anything more than formal introductions.

At Least The IOC Didn't Endorse That.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/58040588 So we've got about three hours until the end of Olympic Day 8. By the start of Day 9 Team GB should have been able to narrow it down to just one person. To acknowledge the clear psychological/moral failure. It doesn't have to be an athlete. The main problem can finally try to explain himself. https://www.worldathletics.org/about-iaaf/structure/president

Today is a New Day.

July 31st 2021 (31/7/21). It turns out drunks like me need more sleep than that. So don't be expecting miracles.

Well. I Must Away With Myself To Bed.

I can only pray that come morning. You've found a way to lift that stain from your sheets. https://edition.cnn.com/2021/07/30/sport/simone-biles-withdraws-vault-bars-intl-hnk/index.html

Again. Does The IOC Want To Have A Word With Itself.

About why it's allowed that many turds to drop into a pool. Honestly though. What could ever be the excuse. For allowing you to lose control and yourself like that.

*Nigs Out On The Lute!

*Nigs Out On The Lute. Seriously though, baby bath. How have you still not realised? *that* was created with only one purpose in life. https://www.worldathletics.org/about-iaaf/structure/president To provide cushion to the soles of many a good man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-DEFJclUPE (Sit And Watch, Agnostic Front, Official Audio).

Not Only Have They Horribly Mis-Calculated.

They've also terribly mis-spelt; "Oregon Drugs Squad." https://www.rt.com/usa/530510-nyt-olympics-medal-rankings/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I12r8T9MkPU (Bitches And Nike Shoes, Capdown, Audio, Jacub Dubec).

It's Certainly A Problem Shared With The IOC.

https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/30/us/boston-mbta-collision/index.html However do you correct the record? So it appears that nothing between 2009 and 2017 actually happened. Without admitting to your mistake. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XM4UOjAyF4 (Barroom Hero, Dropkick Murphys, Official Audio). *I tink I might have an idea there now.

And Will Survivors Of The Watertown And Orlando Attacks.

Be making up the firing squad. https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/30/politics/biden-khizr-khan-white-house/index.html Or is it more of a First come, First served sort of arrangement?

SCOTUS Can't Shirk Its Responsibility Forever.

Eventually that glaring vacancy. Where a signature would appear. Is going to have to be addressed. https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/30/politics/biden-justice-department-olc-trump-tax-returns-house/index.html

That's Certainly Unusual, America.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-58031645 Normally the type of maximum security psychiatric facility. Used to contain that sort of Sociopath until their death. Doesn't allow media interviews.

So Which "Heart String" Did They Stick The Stent In.

Coronary? Cava? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-58033044

One Should Be Enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrvahGz47sM (Hilda Ogden And The Plot Thickens, Snuff, Slideshow, Ben Becker).

Yeah. You Have.

And you'll be returning all those medals you stole too. https://www.rt.com/sport/530684-olympics-simone-biles-twisties-training-footage/

Einstein Attempted To Define; "Insanity."

Crack Town allowed it to seize power. https://www.rt.com/usa/530624-washington-mask-mandate-children/

I Have So Many Issues Regarding Naming.

Such as the fact no-one, least of all Fauci have resigned. For making the basic, fundamental mistake. Of thinking you could ever include the word; "Syndrome" in the name of a virus. Along with the fact that, still, absolutely no-one has been fired. For denying the syndrome caused by the 2019nCoV virus it's natural right to self-indentify as; "Far Eastern Acute Respiratory Syndrome (FEARS)." A move which has caused a multitude of unnecessary deaths. By conspiring to cover up the highly important role of the immune system's fear response. At this point though. https://www.rt.com/news/530722-who-delta-variant-mortality/ I'm more annoyed by the reliance on the Greek alphabet. Rather than just saying which amino acid has switched for which amino acid. In which domain of the helix. It's the sort of thing I could very quickly look up. It turns out though. None of this is actually that interesting.

Well. If You Can't Fill Out A Refund Application.

I guess you're going to have to try to keep on pretending that Oxford/AstraZeneca have produced a vaccine. https://www.rt.com/news/530707-germany-south-africa-covid/

Now Shh! Yourselves.

No-one wants this on a Saturday. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/olympics/50974149

I Still Shudder At The Thought.

Of Ariel Sharon in drag. https://www.rt.com/news/530661-israel-ship-attack-oman-uk/ Look. If you all stop shouting at me. Maybe I'll arrive at the Opening Ceremony's "Momento Mori" sooner. However. A full 15 years before I discovered the US TV show; "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." Britain was awarded the privilege of hosting the 2012 Summer Olympics. On July 5th 2005 (5/7/05). This was a blurry period for me. As I was preparing for that infamous 2005 G8 Summit. Held in Gleneagles, Scotland. Attended by super popular US President George W. Bush. So those week's were full of 'British' 'Police' kenetically raiding many a suspect property. By; 'British Police' we mean; "US SOF's." The type of men this current David Boreanaz character wishes he could be. Two days after the Olympic award. Al Qaeda carried out coordinated bomb attacks against the British capitol, London. Only July 7th (7/7/05). The so-called "7/7 Attacks....

Team GB's Had How Many Days Of Spoilers Now.

If they ever want to prick the Olympic bubble. They're going to have to pick just one individual. To acknowledge the clear psychological/moral failure. https://news.sky.com/story/ben-stokes-to-take-indefinite-break-from-cricket-to-prioritise-his-mental-well-being-12368319

When There's Corpses On The Pavement.

There are debts to be paid. https://www.rt.com/news/530732-germany-berlin-wedding-shooting-carpark/ I can only hope Miley gives me a reason. They shouldn't be carried on her head. https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/pop-culture-news/rapper-asap-rocky-says-sweden-arrest-was-scary-during-first-n1041786 Not that neither the EU nor the IOC can try and claim. They weren't hoping to share in Team GB's failure to even to try to attempt to quailfy.

🎵Face Down In The Gutter!

🎵Won't admit defeat! https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/29/politics/blinken-iran-talks/index.html https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/30/middleeast/oman-ship-attack-crewmembers-killed-intl/index.html Seriously. Why doesn't it just f'ck off back to it's mother's basement. https://www.rt.com/sport/530447-obama-nba-africa-basketball/ We'll even promise to buy it the latest porno tape.

The IOC Might Want To Have A Think About That Policy.

Of simply gifting medals. To teams that haven't even bothered to try to qualify. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/58023501

I Passed A Little Bit Of A Driving Test Earlier.

Not my own, obviously. The Crown won't even let me pass a Passport test. If they could take my Birth Certificate away, they would. This was for my father. It's something I've reenabled him to do since he left hospital. So I've never really cared what Team GB's wildest dreams were. It's over. Not that it was ever going to get off the ground. Oh, and the derelicts finally managed to remove the organic waste. Proving they've had the tools all along.

That Excuse's Over Then.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CR9uKWSJOKN/?utm_medium=copy_link

And Certainly Don't Ever Employ Them.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CR7XWZVjLz9/?utm_medium=copy_link Particularly not as booking agents, social media managers or graphic artists. https://www.instagram.com/p/CR4WAnppca9/?utm_medium=copy_link They'll only take any fragile, potential beauty. And drown it. Face first, in a muddy puddle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrvahGz47sM (Hilda Ogden And The Plot Thickens, Snuff, Slideshow, Ben Becker).

The 2020 Summer Olympics Opening Ceremony Pt.3 (even more).

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2021/07/the-2020-summer-olympics-opening_29.html

You Can Certainly See His Point.

After all. He was in the race. https://www.rt.com/sport/530642-ryan-murphy-evgeny-rylov-doping-row-olympics/

'Roid Rage.

https://www.rt.com/sport/530590-olympics-megan-kalmoe-russians-nasty-feeling/

If That's The Attitude Of The Local Federation.

Then we need to discuss whether the local federation can participate in future. https://www.rt.com/sport/530581-hubbard-ioc-support-olympics-transgender/  It certainly seems incapable of moving forward.

Less. Less Than Her Accomplishments.

The drugs cheat has stolen those accomplishments from someone else. https://www.rt.com/sport/530534-simone-biles-twitter-message-fans/

So He's Also Failed On That.

Pretty much the only thing he campaigned on. https://www.rt.com/usa/530627-biden-covid-mask-vaccine-mandate/

It Was Never Ever Going To Be A Debate.

Botany Bay had its error pointed out to it. It was then, very generously, given a window to correct its error and apologise. It failed to do so. It's fate is now sealed. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-58021390 Junior ranks have never been entitled to make decisions. https://www.janes.com/defence-news/news-detail/japan-begins-refitting-first-of-two-izumo-class-carriers-to-support-f-35b-operations

And Does The IOC Feel That's Wise?

Continuing to reward; "Not sane enough to engage in conversation." https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/58022228

Today is a New Day.

July 30th 2021 (30/7/21). Not that I've immediately got much to say about it.

CNN Yet To Follow Suit.

https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/25/asia/south-korea-broadcaster-blunder-olympics-intl/index.html Although they're still not mentioning the Count.

Outstanding.

https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/29/us/alaska-earthquake-8-2/index.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/07/like-1964-all-over-again.html Yeah. When I commit to a joke. I really commit. https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/jessica-springsteen-tokyo-olympics-show-jumper-b1891741.html

Hindu Or Sikh?

https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/29/us/new-york-anti-muslim-hate-crime/index.html I still can't get over that time when CNN used an image of a Sikh SWAT officer to illustrate it's coverage of the UK 's Fishmongers Hall attack. As if a Sikh shooting a Muslim is a symbol of racial and religious harmony.

It's Good The Magnum Truck's Out Whoring Again.

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CP9gSsHpZkh/?utm_medium=copy_link Because it certainly won't be Miley funding the meaningful apology. https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/29/us/atlanta-piedmont-park-killing/index.html https://www.rt.com/news/530565-ben-jerrys-oped-boycott-israel/

What A Bunch Of Absolute Hmongs.

Letting the Oregon Drugs Squad think there was any point even turn up this year. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/58009885 Although it is heart-warming. To see an Asian-American not get beaten by one of Biden's Brownshirts. When we should all know what's coming next. https://www.state.gov/secretary-travel/travel-to-tokyo-seoul-and-anchorage-march-15-19-2021/ Even those of us who are apparently still revelling in being face down in the muddy puddle.

Has The Meth-Head Returned The Stolen Medals Yet?

https://www.rt.com/russia/530622-nauka-module-iss-spin/ https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-57986166 Because the IOC really let themselves down there. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/57966599 Letting it be suggested that Britain's even in the event. Rather than just piddling about with trains. Trains that do not work. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/05/that-about-sums-it-up.html

And Having Smashed Face First Into The Concrete.

It might be time to start respecting chain-of-command. https://www.rt.com/news/530566-blinken-nuclear-deal-negotiations-drag/ Starting with a meaningful apology for ever thinking he was entitled to an opinion.

The 2020 Summer Olympics Opening Ceremony Pt.3 (continued).

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2021/07/the-2020-summer-olympics-opening_29.html

The 2020 Summer Olympics Opening Ceremony Pt.3.

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2021/07/the-2020-summer-olympics-opening_29.html

Never Mistake Our Aspirations For You.

With the humilitation of your reality. https://www.instagram.com/p/CR4WAnppca9/?utm_medium=copy_link https://www.instagram.com/p/CR4MPdUJ0HC/?utm_medium=copy_link I've tried to be gentle during this time. Knowing that by now. The news of how embarrassing you are is absolutely deafening. So clearly there's a problem. If you still can't hear it.  

There Are Certainly Ample Tools Available.

To see the Environmental Hazard removed. http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/2021-07/28/c_1310092689.htm

Which Won't Change The RNA Domains It (mis)Targets.

http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/2021-07/29/c_1310094822.htm Nor will it make vaccines as a metaphor for colonialism any easier to explain. Essentially; You create a need. Such as by overthrowing a government, starting a civil war.  You then feed that need. By selling weapons to all sides on credit. Through the dependency you've created the entire country and all its people become your property.  Allowing you to buy as many shiny new electric cars as you like.

We've Been Waiting To Get Started Since The March Summit.

Since then. Nothing has happened. http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/northamerica/2021-07/29/c_1310094369.htm http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/northamerica/2021-07/29/c_1310094369.htm The muddy puddle's inability to grasp that simple reality. Is a concern for us all.

Today is a New Day.

July 29th 2021 (29/7/21). That was a little annoying. My tablet froze last night. Meaning I had to wait for the battery to run down for it to unfreeze. The annoying bit was. That I'd just charged it. It's sorted itself out now. Which is sort of a mixed blessing. I was looking forward to an excuse not to look at Instagram for a couple of days. Seeing Miley Cyrus and her US captors. Seeming to revel in how astonishingly terrible they are. It's pretty draining.

Shocked By How Much His Clients Will Lose.

Now Simone Biles has quit. https://edition.cnn.com/2021/07/28/entertainment/bob-odenkirk-collapse-intl-scli/index.html

Biden's Allegation That He's A President.

Is the same as the rule for Romania. https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/25/asia/south-korea-broadcaster-blunder-olympics-intl/index.html It'll be fine. As long as no-one mentions the Count.

Getting A Clearer Understanding Of Chain-of-Command?

Because, clearly, without me explaining the Olympic Cauldron. They wouldn't even be able to pose a question about acid water run off from electric vehicle production. https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/27/us/texas-chemical-leak-lyondellbasell/index.html Whereas you can produce Hydrogen from Methane. The most potent Greenhouse Gas.

They've Been Told The Maximum They'll Be Able To Achieve.

https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/28/us/memphis-hernando-desoto-bridge-partial-reopening/index.html To even get that far now they'll have to provide a meaningful apology. For getting so twisted up in the head they ever thought they were entitled to an opinion.

It's Certainly A Terrible Shame.

Being unable to accept the reality of your situation. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-57986166

I Assume There'll Be A Similar Acknowledgement From Team GB.

Of their own obvious and severe psychological problems. https://www.rt.com/sport/530433-simone-biles-withdraw-tokyo-gymnastics/ The US will have to now back up their own admission with action.

It's Hard Not To Feel Embarrassed For Her.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/07/am-i-hearing-direct-questions.html Embarrassed and frustrated. It's a situation that's only arisen due to her refusal to at try to do things the right way.

Am I Hearing Direct Questions?

Possibly something about the Cherry Blossom, Lotus Flower, Rainbow dress. https://www.instagram.com/p/CR4WAnppca9/?utm_medium=copy_link https://www.instagram.com/p/CR4MPdUJ0HC/?utm_medium=copy_link Any questions from the muddy puddle at all? After all. I've got to get from Plato & Aristotle to Dolly Parton. Via South Korea. And someone really needs to get through to Dolly Parton.

The 2020 Summer Olympics Opening Ceremony Pt.2 (even more).

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2021/07/the-2020-summer-olympics-opening_26.html

Today is a New Day.

July 28th 2021 (28/7/21). I've got a feeling the rest of this Olympic day is going to be brought to you by the phrases; "Ssh!" And; "Go away." 

Admit It.

You prefer it when he's not watching. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1d4ZW4y2WI (Mr Brownstone, Guns N' Roses, Audio, Universal Underground Music # 3).

I Hope None Of Them Trying Going Down Pawn.

Because that clearly all belongs to someone else. https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/27/sport/simone-biles-tokyo-olympics-withdrawal-spt-trnd/index.html

Are You Sure It's Not Just A Very Severe Learning Impairment.

https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/27/entertainment/wentworth-miller-autism/index.html After all. He famously couldn't even act in that episode of; "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_Fish_(Buffy_the_Vampire_Slayer)

Amphetamine Induced Psychosis.

https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/27/sport/simone-biles-tokyo-olympics-withdrawal-spt-trnd/index.html Like I said; I'm surprised the Oregon Drugs Squad bothered to turn up this year. Technically it was January 7th they gave up the right to describe themselves as a Nation. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/07/you-tore-off-your-own-badge-son.html Let alone an Olympic Nation.

You Tore Off Your Own Badge, Son.

The moment you chose to break the law. Committing High Treason. By taking up arms. To inflict a Coup d'etat on the nation. https://edition.cnn.com/2021/07/26/politics/witness-list-january-6-committee-hearing/index.html

Obviously It's Hard For Me To Watch The 2020 Olympics.

Without getting a little emo. Not only do I remember the Fukushima Distaster. Some would say I still wear it like a scar. So I feel I should remind people who don't; •It was the 4th worst earthquake ever recorded. Across a typical 24hr period. Around a dozen or so earthquakes are recorded. To take a moment to think. How bad it must have been. To be the 4th worst earthquake in about 900 years of recorded history. •It was the 2nd worst Tsunami ever. In around 1,500 years of recorded history. •It was the 2nd worst nuclear accident in history. We started recording history long before we invented nuclears. That all happened in about 15 minutes. In response Japan was forced switch off most of it's nuclear fired electricity grid. Plunging the nation in years of blackouts, brownouts and electricity rationing. Meanwhile; You've all allowed yourself to be imprisoned for 18mths in your landlord's home. Simply because some completely unqualified, yet wildly overpaid once heard some...

Isn't That An; "American Dad" Joke?

"Wanda Sykes is opening for the Indigo Girls." "There's going to be a lot of softball related injuries in that crowd." To be clear. You don't need to be a gay woman to want to play softball. Just very, very stupid.

Yeah. Go Invent Yourself A New Pronoun.

As if that'll suddenly make you worth Googling. https://www.indy100.com/celebrities/courtney-stodden-chrissy-teigen-cancel-club-charity-b1890651

Are "Tantrums" Still An Olympic Event?

Because my younger brother's definitely medalling. Today he texted our father to announce that he was going to help with the supermarket shopping. He then took a half day off work. Just to drive over and storm out. Refusing to help with the shopping. Obviously I thought that was something better dealt with privately. However. He grew up in Sarf London, just like me. So he must know. If he's going to behave like that. Then people are definitely going to take this p'ss. Speaking of things of that are best dealt with privately. Upon discharge from hospital was assigned a District Nurse (NHS). On July 14th (14/7/21) they informed us they would be visiting again in 12 weeks. I had a feeling they'd be visiting again sooner than that. Lo and behold. Today I was proved right. It wasn't a crisis, let alone an emergency. More me agreeing; "Yep. My bad."

So How Credible Is Biden's Allegation, That He's A President?

About that credible. https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/olympics/2021/07/23/review-2020-olympics-ceremonies/ Yeah. I'm still too literate for Facebook. However, with liberal use of artistic license. We could say that I'm; "Facebook Friends " with Kim Kardashian. Which, I think we all understand, means; "Vague Acquaintance, At Best." Which is certainly no position to start getting intimate with John Legend. Let alone his half-Japanese wife. I can't even tell you if she's been offering long overdue advice to yet another utterly pointless attention seeker. https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/chrissy-teigen-cancel-club-forever-cyberbullying-scandal Or whether Biden's Brownshirts have just discovered she's half-Asian.

I Don't Want To Prick Anyone's Ego.

Particularly not Miley's. Who, it turns out, I actually quite like. But you know I wasn't actually waiting up for her to call. If I had been. It would've taken me less than 12 hours to notice that post. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/07/not-collaboration-i-was-staying-up-for.html What I was actually doing was watching the Olympics.  The skateboarding. It was on and I'd been talking about it earlier. Then I watched the Opening Ceremony. I realised that between all the posting and note taking. I'd not taken the time to actually experience it.

The 2020 Summer Olympics Opening Ceremony Pt.2 (more).

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2021/07/the-2020-summer-olympics-opening_26.html

The 2020 Summer Olympics Opening Ceremony Pt.2 (continued).

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2021/07/the-2020-summer-olympics-opening_26.html

Like 1964 All Over Again!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/57982071 There is though that lingering cloud of embarrassment over the IOC. As to why it's still indulging the fantasy that the US/UK have ever had the ability to even qualify for this event. An event that even horse people find weird & creepy.       After all the paywall's hardly setting the World alight with its pace now is it.

But When Is She Going To Return All The Stolen Medals?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/57982665 Honestly. I don't know why the Oregon Drugs Squad even bothered turn up this year.

Botany Bay's Fate Was Sealed.

The moment they failed to apologise within the very generous window of opportunity that was granted for them to do so. There is nothing that can change that now. https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/26/uk/anne-sacoolas-intelligence-work-harry-dunn-intl/index.html

See. Not Sane Enough To Engage In Conversation

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57984924 There won't be success. Until they remove the barriers to success.

It's Impossible To Take The EU Seriously.

https://www.rt.com/news/530334-germany-explosion-chemical-plant/ If they're not going to punish Britain for that, or any other attack. https://www.rt.com/news/530284-lebanon-mikati-prime-minister-designate/

They've Been Provided With Ample Tools To Do It Themselves.

http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/2021-07/27/c_1310088228.htm They can't expect success. Until they remove the barriers to success.

Lashing Out Because Your Ideology Has Failed.

That attitude's not going to see your elders and betters take pity on you. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/57980493 It's hard not to laugh when Olympians want to take the knee. In protest against Racism and Colonialism. When they've dedicated their entire lives to propping up this relic of Colonialism. The ruling, Colonial class gathering together. To be entertained by the shave chimps they're forcing to dance for them. For free. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/57979697 Britain, of course, has proved itself. Time-and-time again. Not to be sane enough to engage in conversation. Making that sort of behaviour extremely reckless. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/57980135  Plus I thought we'd all agreed. The adorably sweet Naomi Osaka had done enough. Simply lighting the Olympic cauldron. Stroking Mata Hari's pearl, as it were. Being the lightening rod for the contrast between boorish American Black Lives Matter culture. And extremely defferential Japan...

Today is a New Day.

July 27th 2021 (27/7/21). Now I've taken a break from the gym. All the fatigue and pain has started making its way out.

This Time Difference Is Getting Perilous.

The Olympics are getting underway just as I'm getting ready to go to bed. Then suddenly it's 5am.

The Muslim Brotherhood Have Crippled The Country.

As they've done in Syria and Libya. And attempted to do in Egypt. https://www.rt.com/news/530218-tunisia-government-president-coup/

Not Dispelling Any Jewish Stereotypes There.

https://www.rt.com/news/530204-idf-soldier-sues-ben-jerrys/ You get the feeling the mother didn't even ask the soldier.

Promises, Promises.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CRzL0JbJgo8/?utm_medium=copy_link You're already made the sale. Now you just need to to do the easy bit and deliver.

It's Hardly Keeping With The Olympic Ideal.

Expecting success. Yet refusing to do any of the work required to achieve success. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/07/the-olympics-embarrassed-itself-there.html

The 2020 Summer Olympics Opening Ceremony Pt.2.

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2021/07/the-2020-summer-olympics-opening_26.html At this point it would annoy me more not doing it. As Miley Cyrus would do well to discover. I do hate leaving a job undone.  

The Olympics Embarrassed Itself There.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/57966599 But I'll follow their lead. Not that I need much encouragement to focus on my knee. Rather than work.

Not The Collaboration I Was Staying Up For.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CRxh1-UpA5J/?utm_medium=copy_link Obviously I think the collaboration we want to see should already happening. So it's hardly a surprise SNL and their cue cards got mocked during the Opening Ceremony.

Today is a New Day.

July 26th 2021 (26/7/21). At least my knee's feeling better. Even if it's the only part of my body that does.

I've Never Been Happier.

Or at least I will be. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jewmMjnbfzE (Ice Ice Baby, Vanilla Ice, Official Audio). In 2-3 days.

I Don't Care What Pepper Pots Says.

I want one. https://edition.cnn.com/2021/07/23/sport/tokyo-olympics-opening-ceremony-spt-intl/index.html But can we make sure it at least tries to get hold of me on the Apps. Before just turning up at my house.

Hydrogen Fuel Cell Powered.

Was it not? https://edition.cnn.com/2021/07/23/sport/tokyo-olympics-opening-ceremony-spt-intl/index.html I taught so. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/07/im-not-saying-summer-of-2007-was.html

I'm Not Saying The Summer Of 2007 Was Definitely Wet.

But my workplace was flooded out. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57965298 That workplace was next to the TV/Radio broadcast antenna. Making it about the highest place in all of the South East of England. That's either; "Build an Ark" weather. Or; "Stop Paving Over Your Garden." "To Park An Electric Car." Weather

What More Can I Say?

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/07/yeah-ive-injured-my-knee-innit.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prN3bPmDqr4 (Ice Ice Baby, Vanilla Ice, Lyric Video, Roman Hapyak).

Yeah. I've Injured My Knee, Innit.

Worse than that I've injured my anterior knee. The anterior of that right knee. Of which I destroyed all the cartilage. Whilst sitting in a chair. I very much doubt it's the ACL. It's certainly more of a pinch than a tear. As mentioned; I went to the gym on the Sunday of the Euro2020 Final. Then had something of a long evening. The following day, visiting my father in hospital. I was climbing some stairs, and felt it go. Oh, the irony! Of injuring oneself in a hospital.

Always Available.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CRwoFTGpKAc/?utm_medium=copy_link Unlike the latest ting of itself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUCAiOZ_xCQ (Greystone Chapel, Johnny Cash, Folsom, 1968, Official Audio).

It's Like Watching Shaved Chimps.

Only dumber. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-57960383

It's Good The Offending Articles Have Been Removed.

There was never any suggestion they could continue. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57961870 And Britain can try asking that question in all four corners of the globe, it likes. There's only ever been one correct answer. It's not going to change.

The 2020 Summer Olympics Opening Ceremony Pt.1 (complete).

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2021/07/the-2020-summer-olympics-opening.html I'll get the stopwatch out. See how long those 12 pages lasted in real time. Yeah. That's going to sting down the call-center. Me not having to Google any of it. Although I was so drunk when I watched it. I convinced myself XY indicated female. Turns out I was right.

Outrageous!

Next they'll be demanding people have to carry an App on their cellphone containing that information. Which they must show to complete strangers every time they want to go into a store. https://www.rt.com/usa/530106-white-house-covid-breakthrough-cases/ Oh, wait.

Today is a New Day.

July 25th 2021 (25/7/21). And oh dear, what a shame. I'm too tired to go to the gym. I guess I'll have to find something else to fill my time.

Shall I Add To The Playlist?

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/07/now-im-feeling-both-religiously.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwzI7KL2-SM (Rose of Allendale, Barleycorn, Audio, Dolphin Music Group). I hope someone does provide the name of the female leader of that signing Daiku carpentery gang. Otherwise I'm going to start terrible rumours about her parentage. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Dale

The Only Way It Could Get More Embarrassing.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/07/and-lets-have-moment-of-silence.html Is if you were also trying to lecture that person on gay rights activism. https://www.npr.org/2021/03/17/978148301/in-landmark-ruling-court-says-japans-ban-on-same-sex-marriage-is-unconstitutiona https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw_wRzILReM (Baba O'Reilly, The Who, Aggressive Chill, Official, Audio).

The 2020 Summer Olympics Opening Ceremony (more).

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2021/07/the-2020-summer-olympics-opening.html Be grateful I seem to have got myself stuck on a train of thought.

The 2020 Summer Olympics Opening Ceremony.

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2021/07/the-2020-summer-olympics-opening.html I don't know about you. But I certainly seem to have given myself brain-ache.

Today is a New Day.

July 24th 2021 (24/7/21). As promised I will start covering the Olympic Opening Ceremony today. Just as soon as the hangover has passed. I'll make a start on that just as soon as the drunk has faded.  

Well. That Sucked Nuts.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_Haiti_earthquake https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_T%C5%8Dhoku_earthquake_and_tsunami Almost as much as that Kerry fella. And his choice to slaughter the Chimera solution to Climate Change.

Much As I'd Hate To Agitos Her Pearl.

I still can't get over that; "Naomi O'Saka." "You'd swear we're related. " By possibly two of the worst earthquakes there's ever been.

Thank You Japan!

If I'd kept writing. This stripped back Opening Ceremony would only have left me with about 3 A4 sides of notes. Which is what I normally reserve for a typical Israeli Eurovision entry. Of course a typical Israeli Eurovision entry is limited to a maximum of 3 minutes. This has already gone on for more than 4 hours of me drinking. So that last page is probably just going to be a rather elegant drawing of a fairly average sized penis.

I Will Now Stop Live Tweeting The Olympic Opening Ceremony.

Not because it's finished. I just, clearly, need to fall over.

You Can't Expect A Drunk Person To Notarise Lengthy Speeches.

That's just rude.

Now That's A #GreatAnswer!

Using 1,800 AI controlled drones. First to form the Tokyo2020 emblem. In chequered, two tone Royal blue. Then to form an actual globe. Rising high above the stadium. As a beacon to all of the city's residents. Who are definitely paying for all this. And may even have had tickets. Before finding themselves Locked Down. In yet another Covid State of Emergency.

I Suppose You Could Put More Stock In That.

If you're still in Kindergarten. https://www.rt.com/news/529808-us-critical-message-north-korea/

I Assume You've Heard About The Controversies By Now.

It started with a joke about the fat girl. Then moved on to why women aren't allowed in board rooms. Due to their hysterical ovaries causing them to talk too much. Finally there was a joke. About why jokes about the Nazi Holocaust really aren't funny. Obviously my Japanese isn't as fluent as my Korean. But I'm sure it was totally a series of unfortunate accidents.

Olympic Oaths!

Did we mention the gender parity issue?

The Parade Of Nations!

Even stripped down, to comply with Covid regulations. This still manages to last for, like, a gazzilion years. Carrying the fire for Japan's struggle for workplace equality. Nations have been instructed to use two flagbearers. One male, one female. All of the United Arab Emirates (UAE) athletes carried two flags. But appear not to have understood the invitation. Other, similar, nations seem to have had it better explained to them.

Ugh! The Latest Crown Of Thorns.

Or whatever we're calling this laurel now. Muhammad Yunus is a man who has legitimately changed the course of human history. As a Bangladeshi Muslim he has directly challenged the prohibition on Riba (Usuary). Which impacts on things like drought insurance for East African cattle farmers. In the fight against Climate Change. Talking about the battle against Third World poverty more generally. You'll struggle to find a bigger impact than microfinance. So that's a Nobel Prize in Economics. In case you were still struggling with Quantum Physics.

Now I'm Feeling Both Religiously & Racially Persecuted.

Not only did I think I was the only carpenter there's ever been in history. I taught the Irish were the only people to sing work songs as they built ships. Of course they used to put women in the bow. Not the work gang.

And Let's Have A Moment Of Silence.

For all the people who thought I would harm them in negotiations with Sony Records. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ring_(2002_film) Obviously the 1972 Olympic massacre. Was the worst massacre to ever occur at an Olympics. I think we should give Japan special leeway. As they were Nazi Holocaust adjacent.

Now There's A Dress That Just Screams.

"God is the universe. The universe is God." "So everything in the universe is also God." "Even the fecking Rainbows."

Fun With Flags!

When westerners first arrived in Japan. They did so upon Black Ships. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Ships When the westerners forced the Japanese surrender at the end of World War Two. Following the the double nuclear bombings. They arrived on the USS Missouri. Which, I believe, was painted Gunboat Grey. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Missouri_(BB-63) This flag raising was done by the other SDF. The SDF which is much better armed than the SDF/QSD.

As The Illuminati Having Been Trying To Show You.

And Beyonce's been constantly sh'tting in your ears. To prevent you from hearing. Some Quantum Physicists will argue that the universe is made of strings. All resonating in time. As they exist in the universe. That means all muscles are also made of strings. Be they the muscles in the heart. Or the muscles in the uterus.

Now There's A Blast From An Analogue Past.

The Countdown! Obviously it wouldn't be Japan without some CGI.

So Time's Not A Linear Concept.

Apparently we can all go back to 2013, when they were awarded the games. Through the 2016 Summer Olympics. Right up to the point you all chose to be naughty.

Well. This Is Going To Get Metaphysical.

Building blocks of life, doughnut shaped universe, etc, etc, etc. But if you're still stuck in Kindergarten. Playing the pronoun game. That's a Y-chromosome.

Now You See What I've Done There.

Is talk myself into trouble. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/07/this-is-going-to-be-such-nerdy-olympics.html In 2018 the Winter Olympics were held in the Republic of Korea (RoK/South).South Amid quite a bit of Quantum Physics. They introduced the World to traditional Asian, Animist religions. Such as Taoism and Buddhism. Along with the Wu Xing - the five forces of life, which must be kept in balance. A concept which seems common to all Asian, Animist religions. In 2019 the Eurovision Song Contest introduced the World to the similar Tree of Life concept from Judaism. Essentially;  The universe is God. And God is the universe. So everything in the universe is also God. Even the gays. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThnpMjAESXQ (Start Wearing Purple, Gogol Bordello, Punks, Official Audio). In 2020 you were all naughty. So I sent you to your rooms, without your dinner. Meaning the Britain's BBC Last Night of the Proms was the only cultural event of the year. Brexit a...

I Shall Now Live Tweet The Olympic Opening Ceremony.

Except it's not live. And this isn't Twitter.

It Shows Japanese, Asian Dominance In The Tech Sector.

That even tech companies in, just painfully White, Massachusetts.  Have to adopt a vaguely Japanese sounding name to be taken seriously. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/07/this-is-going-to-be-such-nerdy-olympics.html Obviously some would prefer it if they also didn't have to adopt Japanese corporate culture. Given that there's a good half of the Japanese population who would prefer it. If Japan didn't have to adopt Japanese corporate culture.

Banged His Bonce On The Fountainhead Did He?!

https://edition.cnn.com/videos/celebrities/2021/07/22/nick-jonas-olympics-special-injury-orig-kj.cnn Seriously. Someone fetch me a stick. I can't be doing with watching all that.

Like So Many Black Men.

It sounds like someone still hasn't learned their place in life. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/07/as-i-attempt-to-hear-opening-ceremony.html Obviously this means later today's coverage will be delayed. As, once again, it falls to me.  To make sure the Prosecuting Authority has the correct paperwork. Although those multiple counts of Perjury. Still before the Court. Are more than sufficient tools to complete the task.

As I Attempt To Hear The Opening Ceremony.

Apparently we're all going to have to excuse the derelicts. They are, no seriously. Attempting to use Cardi B songs. To question whether there is still a debate. As to how their decision to self-exclude will end. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0PjacHLI9Y (Lonesome On'ry And Mean, Waylon Jennings, Lonesome, Official Audio).

Of Course If You Had Just Basic Human Decency.

We wouldn't have needed to introduce a rule about it. https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/23/sport/olympic-athletes-ioc-protests-scli-intl/index.html Or do you seriously not remember how it had to be cancelled. After the last time. https://slate.com/culture/2018/02/the-united-states-olympic-appeasement-in-1936-helped-fuel-the-rise-of-nazi-germany.html

Totally Just Got That Now.

Naomi O'Saka. You'd swear we were related.

Could There Be Two More Different Cultures Than Japanese & Hatian.

Violently conflicting in Naomi Osaka's brain. Each and every day. https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/tokyo-2020-naomi-osaka-olympic-cauldron-b1889448.html Seriously though.  Who do the Williams sisters think they are; 'Friends of Bill.' And yes. It does read like a wank fantasy. For a certain section of the US intelligence community. https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/23/americas/haiti-moise-kidnappings-refugees-insecurity-intl-cmd/index.html The section that's still worshipping at the feet of Botany Bay.

Yeah. It's Going To Get Rough.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CRrb6Y6JL5Z/?utm_medium=copy_link But, hey. Apparently that's what you aspire to. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvC5uwF_oUQ (You Had Time, Ani DiFranco, Canon, Audio, Topic).

By Simply Not Detonating The Bomb.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-57937174 I suspect there is no longer any lingering debate. Over the fact that the worst atrocity in the 30 years of "The Troubles" conflict. Was planned and carried out by the UK Security Service, MI5. Along with it's agents. To prevent the Good Friday (Belfast) Agreement from taking effect. Just in case there are any members of the little boys brigade still thinking they can blast their way out of the (Backstop) Protocol on Ireland/Northern Ireland. That they not only signed up to, of their own free will. But wrote and insisted upon.

Again. It Was Such A Ridiculously Generous Offer.

I'm genuinely surprised it wasn't taken up. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-57937867 But I suppose that's the sort of problems you run into. When you find yourself slumping that far down the chain-of-command.

That's Two Weeks In A Row.

They've 'forgotten' to collect the food waste. As derelicts. I suppose they desperately needed to believe they would succeed. So, once again, are struggling to come to terms with the fact they didn't. Now. They've been informed what their only option is. They've been provided with more than ample tools to get it done. Leaving just the one question remaining.

Prison: Still Really Boring Then.

https://www.rt.com/news/529936-pizza-sweden-prisoner-ransom/

For The Benefit Of My Paywall Readers.

I should point out that these haven't just been esquestrian themed jokes. These have been 1964 Tokyo Olympics equestrian themed jokes. Unfortunately though it seems there are certain show ponies that are resistant to even the Cavalletti method.

I Won't Be Watching The Opening Ceremony Live.

Time difference. I might watch along with the US east coast repeat. The main priority though is that I'm ready to go tomorrow. Despite my deeply held aversion to working on a Saturday.

Today is a New Day.

July 23rd 2021 (23/7/21). I don't know about you but I'm excited. Unfortunately it's the sort of excitement I feel before going into battle.

I Think We're Good To Go.

Shower. Door bell. Drinking glasses. Haircut. I've finally got all of my annoying jobs out of the way. Just in time for the fires of hell to be lit.

And As A Law Enforcement Agency.

Didn't find any of the allegations credible either. https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/22/politics/fbi-kavanaugh-ford-investigation/index.html Or are you now trying pretend the FBI were somehow afraid of investigating Trump and his associates.

An Election Without Fraud Would See Her Unemployed.

https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/22/us/jasmine-crockett-profile-texas-democrats/index.html

It's Certainly Progress.

Acknowledging that forfeiture will be in the public. https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/22/us/miami-dade-building-collapse-thursday/index.html But it's still be a terrible ally to Britain. Suggesting there is a possibility of their self-exclusion ending. Without their decision to self-exclude bring wholly reversed.

This Is Going To Be Such A Nerdy Olympics.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-57929543 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-57929544 I hope no-one's planning to embarrass themselves.  By attempting to debate the choice Botany Bay has made.

Had He Mistaken It For The Kuril Islands.

In a statement about human's encroachment on to the natural environment. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/57927169 Or is it, possibly, just a Bear?

Mr Hint, May I Introduce You To Ms Cyrus?

https://www.instagram.com/p/CRo7bmApR0W/?utm_medium=copy_link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBrtQCUv4fM (Hell Yeah, Ani DiFranco, Range, Audio, Topic). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghoq37ykENk (Overlap, Ani DiFranco, Audio, HybridFalcon).

It Can't Be Imposter Syndrome.

When you're actually an imposter. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-57924435

It Must Be That Time Again.

Britain's self-exclusion won't end. Until Britain wholly reverses its decision to self-exclude. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-57928397 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-57721493 On that last one. It's difficult to even rank the embarrassment; Thinking they'd played a Jedi mind trick to get me to sway the election in favour of Trump. Thinking Trump had lost the election. Killing seven in a team crash as a way to discuss the failure of the Jedi mind trick.

It Is Fascism's Natural Home.

https://www.rt.com/sport/529908-olympic-policy-take-knee-social-media/

Fat Jokes & Accusations Of Anti-Semitism.

This has clearly been delayed by a year. https://www.rt.com/sport/529888-tokyo-director-fired-holocaust-joke/

Which Is How Everyone Else Describes The Liverpool Mayor.

http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/europe/2021-07/21/c_1310075890.htm

He's Going To Regret That.

Giving his jailers a How To Guide to better target him. http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/europe/2021-07/21/c_1310075582.htm

Doesn't Zelensky Have Enough Problems.

Without having to talk that crazy down. http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/2021-07/22/c_1310076026.htm

They Can't Expect Anything If They Don't.

http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/2021-07/22/c_1310076123.htm

And Having Acknowledged They're Not Coping.

Will they now be seeking professional help? http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/northamerica/2021-07/22/c_1310076840.htm

So Unlike Botany Bay's Freedom.

It's clearly not over. http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/2021-07/22/c_1310076086.htm Notice everyone's shock. That the US is actually fighting against ISIL. It's so unusual. So unexpected.

Today is a New Day.

July 22nd 2021 (22/7/21). And I'm planning to enjoy the last few moments of calm.

Which Is Unusual For The Oregon Drugs Squad.

Normally they need an illness to compete. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/olympics/american-volleyball-player-taylor-crabb-tests-positive-covid-tokyo-olympics-n1274580

I Would Say That's Extremely Generous Of America.

Allowing Germany to make a decision about Germany. After forcing it to pay a tax to Nazis who appal even Sweden. https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/21/politics/us-german-nord-stream-2-deal/index.html But I think we all know that the Biden regime's already plotting another coup. https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/germanys-greens-get-blues-ahead-hoped-for-national-election-victory-2021-06-07/

The EU Should Have Slapped That Attitude Out Of Them.

Back in January. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-57911148

It Must Be Truly Terrifying For NATO Members.

The vast, gaping chasm between the US/UK and reality. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-57922543

But I Suppose You Don't Get Yourself Into Messes Like That.

Without being a complete f'cking fantasist. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/07/in-way-its-quite-remarkable.html

In A Way It's Quite Remarkable.

How they can watch plan after plan end in crashing failing. Yet remain utterly undeterred. https://www.rt.com/news/529859-uk-citizen-detained-twitter-hack-usa/ Refusing to accept the simple fact. That Britain's self-exclusion will not end. Until Britain wholly reverses its decision to self-exclude.

But Will Allow The Occupation To Continue.

And the de facto second state it creates. https://www.rt.com/news/529863-two-state-cyprus-turkey-greece-usa/

Yet Egg Remains On Face.

https://www.rt.com/usa/529676-twitter-suspends-majorie-greene/ And will do for as long as they continue to mistake themselves for a debate. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Pegasus

There Is A Way To Do This.

Without all the scratching & biting. https://www.instagram.com/p/CRkeFEOJftH/?utm_medium=copy_link Well, the bad sort at least. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At791_wrQoc (Get Over You, The Undertones, Single, Audio, Topic). And unless there's been a recent, explicit; "No." She should consider herself free to go for it. Because the agony's about to start really piling in on a certain team. https://www.rt.com/sport/529812-reaction-sweden-beat-usa-olympics/

It Is Difficult For Them.

Being very firmly in the; "Terrorist" category. Permitted under the license. https://www.rt.com/news/529793-snowden-wapo-nso-pegasus-spying/

That Is The Main Challenge To Public Health Policy.

The public. https://www.rt.com/news/529780-australia-talking-people-covid/

There's Certainly A Poetry To It.

More societies at risk of catastrophe. Having put far too much faith in that sort of thing. https://www.rt.com/news/529774-china-army-dam-collapse-warning/

The Hijackers Should Solve Their Own Problems.

Rather than trying to make their problems everyone else's. http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/2021-07/20/c_1310072693.htm

Perhaps They Should've Stayed In Texas.

Rather than trying to subvert the democratic process. http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/2021-07/21/c_1310073332.htm

Today is a New Day.

July 21st 2021 (21/7/21). I'm not sure if this counts as sensible or not. Drinking more slowly. But then having to stay up even later to make sure you drink the alcohol you set out to drink.

Meh. I Went To Buy Some Cigarettes Earlier.

You don't hear me going on about. https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/20/tech/jeff-bezos-blue-origin-launch-scn/index.html

It's A Shame He Made Us Waste Six Years Then.

https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/20/uk/john-kerry-climate-speech-london-intl/index.html

Does He Not Know Who Van Jones Is?

https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/20/media/van-jones-bezos-100-million/index.html

And Having Realised Their Mistake.

https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/19/us/firework-explosion-los-angeles-bomb-squad-update-human-error-trnd/index.html Will the lightweights finally start being a good ally to Britain. Whose self-exclusion will not end. Until it wholly reverses its decision to self-exclude.

Such A Generous Offer.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-57907258 I'm surprised it was turned down. In favour of rainbows, fairy dust & magic beans.

Whatever Do You Mean; "Tools Of The Muslim Brotherhood."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-57909836

If Only There Was Some Sort Of Global Mechanism.

To make that a reality. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-57904042 Rather like the one he actively blocked.

The Must Have Accessory This Summer.

By the looks of things. https://www.rt.com/news/529745-chinese-subway-passengers-floodwaters-henan/

It Is Difficult To Guard Against.

River flooding obviously poses a risk to areas close to rivers. Flash flooding really poses a risk to anywhere open to the sky. So everywhere and anywhere really. https://www.rt.com/news/529627-germany-minister-rejects-failure-flood-deaths/ Also didn't a lot of people die in their basements? Which hardly seems the most logical reaction to rising flood waters. Looking for lower ground.

Today is a New Day.

July 20th 2021 (20/7/21). Fortunately I feel less destroyed. Ironically I think I messed up my own electrolyte balance.

Pleading Guilty To An Offence That Didn't Occur.

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/07/19/politics/capitol-riot-felony-paul-hodgkins/index.html I'd have given him a year for stupidity.

As Towns Go.

It's not getting any less embarrassing. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-57893868

It Certainly Doesn't Look Over.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-57895957

So Now Palestinians Aren't Allowed Ice Cream.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-57893161 That's almost as dumb as their ASMR partnership with Miley Cyrus.

And So It Begins.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-57891364 You suspect Nike and the IOC want to turn sexually abusing the disabled into an Olympic sport.

Yeah. It's Not Been A Productive Day.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57893385 Shorter hair was the prority. After going back to bed.

I'm Just Glad Miley's Back.

I don't want to scare her off. I'll miss her. But this isn't me being difficult. I have thought this through. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/07/as-eurovision-2019-joke-went.html It's the only way it will work.

Botany Bay's Choice Has Been Made.

There's never going to be a debate about that. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/07/as-eurovision-2019-joke-went.html

As The Eurovision 2019 Joke Went;

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-57881364 "Israel: Slipping Semtex into your cell phone since 1996." http://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2019/05/eurovision-2019-asie-app.html Like I said; I don't see the tabloids being a problem. Even without Miley & Me having to go weapons grade. It was actually an incredibly generous offer. The maximum the US would be able to achieve. I'm surprised they didn't take me up on it. But I suppose most things are beyond giggling virgins.

Today is a New Day.

July 19th 2021. Like I said; I'm always this hungover and miserable on a Monday.

And How Many Are Still Missing?

https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/18/us/miami-dade-building-collapse-sunday/index.html

Bowser's Crew At Standard Level Of; "Rapey."

https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/17/us/washington-nationals-park-shooting-saturday/index.html

Okay. So Apparently That's Still A Thing.

https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/18/us/virginia-pta-critical-race-theory/index.html Honestly, even without treatment. Most psychotic episodes would've burned themselves out by now.

Ugh. Demanding A; "Zero Covid" World.

Is like demanding a World without air. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57879730 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-57878345 So you all need to calm the f'ck down now.

In Scenes Witnesses Have Described As;

"Hilarious." https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-57874409

Of Course An Actual, Proper Doctor.

Needs to have expert knowledge of hundreds, if not, hundreds of thousands of medical conditions. Right there in their brains. Ready to go at any moment. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/07/now-how-is-this-so-hard.html I have an in depth knowledge of, about, three medical conditions. What are the chances of this global health emergency being one those three?!

🚨Now How Is This So Hard🚨

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/07/shouldve-gone-with-pfizer.html In late 2019 a novel Coronavirus emerged. It is named; "2019nCoV." It has since been shown to cause the condition; "Far Eastern Acute Respiratory Syndrome (FEARS)." When it comes to something as complicated as the human body. It is never, just, one thing. However 2019nCoV/FEARS seems to have two distinct processess; The first being the Coronavirus. To qualify for the sniffles that come with the; "Common Cold" you would normally need, at least, 2-3 Coronavirus'. It is the most common type of virus in all of human history. According the latest data I've looked at. Some 40-60% of people infected with 2019nCoV will never know that they've had it. Unfortunately FEARS seems to involve a second process. Whereby the immune system becomes so shocked by the arrival of this novel/new virus. That it over-reacts. The; "Fear" response. Any vaccine - even the Oxford/Si...

I Can Certainly Think Of A Way.

To dispel all those rumours that she's settling. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CRaINSSgvwP/?utm_medium=copy_link Like really, really quickly.

I've Got A Badge And Everything.

We brought things to above code with the grandmother. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/07/the-control-of-substances-hazardous-to.html Which only makes it all the more embarrassing. That time I accidentally made Chlorine Gas in my bathroom. Although.  Perhaps not as embarrassing as that former High Court Judge. Who ruled against the - no, really - only qualified person in the room

I Thought That Was Going To Hurt.

And lo and behold. Going to the gym in this heat.  It Hurt. Fortunately it means I get to spend the rest of the day hydrating.

The Control Of Substances Hazardous To Health (COSHH) Standard.

Another element of my father's carer's health & safety assessment. Which, hostorically, I've had some issues with in the past. In a way you learn not to make the same mistake twice. http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/northamerica/2021-07/18/c_1310067801.htm In much the same way the US/UK must've learned by now. That they can't expect to have success in sight. Until they start moving towards success. Or at least stop running away from it at such great speed.  

A Week On From The Euro 2020 Final.

That reads like an appeal to my vast event security experience. https://edition.cnn.com/2021/07/17/us/washington-nationals-park-shooting-saturday/index.html It can't possibly be though. What with the US/UK having failed to take a single step. To either honour Britain's decision to self-exclude. Or reverse Britain's decision to self-exclude.

Which Sounds Like What Germany Needs Right Now

Expanded waterways. http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/europe/2021-07/17/c_1310067554.htm

Today is a New Day.

July 18th 2021 (18/7/21). And it feels like I'm already in a race. Against the heat.

Should've Gone With Pfizer.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57874744

As Does Telling The Truth About The Democrat Party.

Apparently. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-57870778

I Guess There's No Punishment For Genocide Then.

Biden must be very happy. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-57870808

Which Seems A Reasonable Conclusion.

http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/africa/2021-07/17/c_1310066113.htm A coordinated effort to make a country ungovernable. To intimidate the justice system is very serious indeed. No matter how fashionable America tries to make it.

Today is a New Day.

July 17th 2021 (17/7/21). And I'm definitely slipping. Missing that; "Tao-y/Towie." https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/07/at-this-risk-of-getting-bit-taoist.html

The Marriage Was A Disaster.

But I think I did okay in the divorce. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/07/that-was-so-called-rihanna-effect.html

When What We're All Really Interested In Is;

What's his Miley Cyrus dog murder policy? https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/07/but-whats-his-drinking-glass-policy.html

But What's His Drinking Glass Policy?

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/07/16/politics/shower-head-rules-biden-trump/index.html Most of those got destroyed as well. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/07/at-this-risk-of-getting-bit-taoist.html

If They Signed Up To The Paris Agreement.

They've only got themselves to blame. https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/16/europe/germany-floods-belgium-climate-change-grm-intl/index.html

Well, That's Going To Increase Uptake.

https://www.rt.com/russia/528794-avoid-sex-after-covid-jab/

Someone's Finally Saying; "No" To Anti-Asian Hate Then.

Along with anti-Arab/Persian hate. https://www.rt.com/news/529340-math-racism-curriculum-ontario/

This All Seems Sane.

https://www.rt.com/news/529310-pregnant-man-new-emoji/

Must've Mis-Read A Street Sign.

https://www.rt.com/news/529266-bucharest-black-hawk-landing/

Which America Sees As Its Job.

http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/2021-07/16/c_1310064066.htm

Lebanon's Economy Won't Improve.

Until it accepts the IMF rescue package. Lebanon can't accet the IMF rescue package until it has a government. http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/2021-07/16/c_1310063844.htm So, like a lot of people, I'm sort of at a loss of what to do.

It's Certainly Been A Fun Few Weeks.

A Doctor's god complex battling with my god complex. http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/2021-07/16/c_1310064393.htm

I'm Not Going To Argue With That.

Or anything else that's going to help me brace for the coming mayhem. http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/2021-07/16/c_1310063832.htm

Today is a New Day.

July 16th 2021 (16/7/21). I've yet to find something exciting to say about that.

It Would Be A Pretty Short War.

If that's all one side turned up with. https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/08/us/keegan-casteel-chicago-hotel-weapons-arrest/index.html But I guess when it comes to gun crime the Mayor of Chicago has plenty of free time on her hands.

I'm Sure The NSA Will Find A New Name Brand Name Soon Enough.

https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/13/tech/revil-ransomware-disappears/index.html

Bulgaria Sits On The Black Sea.

While Croatia hogs the Adriatic coast. Famously refusing to let Bosnia & Herzegovina swim. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-57854972 I hope that helps.

If It Had Been Struck By A Train.

It would be a very different type of search for the driver. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-57849890

You Would Kind Of Hope So.

Given it was what they were hired to do. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-57834681

At This Risk Of Getting A Bit Taoist.

I'm becoming increasingly convinced that there is only a limited amount of luck in the World. While he was in hospital. My father was pretty much the only thing connected to this house that didn't break. For example; The very day he went on the shower head broke. Today my brother popped over to help with some of the heavier shopping. Ended up ripping the bumper off his car.

America Have Been Absolutely Terrible Communicators.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-57839526 But Britain must bear most of the responsibility. For thinking it's self-exclusion would end. Without it reversing its decision to self-exclude. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-57853164 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57854999 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57838103 Salt being Sodium Chloride. An electrolyte. Which has come under in conversation. But, clearly, not as much as some would hope.

Can't Win A Trophy.

Can't take the penalties. Can't get Twitter to comply with Chapter 7 of the UN Charter. Not to mention a host of domestic laws. Refuses to correct a clerical error. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/57855251 Yeah. I'd be keeping that to meself, son.

It Does Require A High Level Of Insanity.

To believe Joe Biden is President. https://www.rt.com/usa/528860-biden-pregnancy-border-migrants-flip/

But No Blame For America & It's Nazi Proxies.

Who saw so many Ukrainians want to leave Ukraine they took entire sections of the country with them. https://www.rt.com/russia/528502-control-territory-security-official/

That Was The So-Called; "Rihanna Effect."

Rihanna's song; "Umbrella" topped the UK charts throughout the summer of 2007. The summer of 2007 was this wet; https://www.rt.com/russia/527769-moscow-flooded-city-thunderstorm/ https://www.rt.com/usa/528747-new-york-flash-floods/ https://news.sky.com/story/london-flooding-streets-and-cars-submerged-in-parts-of-capital-after-hour-long-deluge-12354537 https://www.rt.com/news/529227-germany-flooding-north-rhine-westphalia/ A tabloid newspaper joked that it was everyone playing the Rihanna song that was causing it to rain. Then some Quantum Physists put their hands up and said; "Er, actually. Possibly." So that was former US President Obama's plan for the 2013 COP19 Summit. See it torn apart by arguments over whether Rihanna's violent mood swings during the Diamonds World Tour (DWT) was the real cause of Climate Change. Apart from that though. Obama and his Presidential librarian seem to be taking Climate Change very seriously.

Today is a New Day.

July 15th 2021 (15/7/21). And it's back to normality. Tedious normality.

Which Hardly Strengthens Zuma's Claim.

That he's not a thief. https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/13/africa/south-africa-violence-protests-intl/index.html

America's Still Not Being An Effective Communicator Then.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-57829037 Britain's self-exclusion won't end. Until Britain wholly reverses its decision to self-exclude.

BLM's Lies Come With Price.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-57840635 I think Keith Ellison should be the one paying.

He Has Got To Follow The Father, I Suppose.

https://www.rt.com/news/529223-bolsonaro-hospital-hiccup-surgery/ https://www.rt.com/news/529176-pope-francis-discharged-from-hospital/

It's Long Been A Issue In Afghanistan.

NATO troops effectively acting as security contractors for Chinese rare earth mining operations. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-57837072 Also quite surprising. Given how chummy the US/UK seen to be with Islamist extremists.

Do You Ever Get The Feeling?

That you're on the wrong side of history. https://news.sky.com/story/marcus-rashford-messages-of-support-for-rashford-as-artist-repairs-vandalised-mural-12354803 https://www.rt.com/usa/529185-floyd-mural-destroyed-lightning/

Why, What Was Your Saturday Job?

https://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/70655.soccer-fans-sick-stunt/ https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/57818943

Not Only Don't I Know Which Jonas Brother.

Miley Cyrus used to date. I don't even know my odds. If I were to chuck a stick. As I've said, she'll have to ask. That's not me being difficult. Clearly I can more than look after myself. It just won't work otherwise. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8BHBz6WzLU (No Direction, Bad Religion, All Ages, Official Audio). So let's make the next chapters even more awesome than the last. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkHJ29qN8ZM (Too Much To Ask, And Religion, Official Audio). Syd did make it eventually. If not entirely legally. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-57841689 But only after Robbie Williams had played. Significantly reducing occupancy in the venue. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHwHs9RwXYw (Baba O'Reilly, The Who, Video, Mercury Studios).

Which Certainly Speaks Highly Of The Vatican's G.P's.

https://www.rt.com/news/529176-pope-francis-discharged-from-hospital/

That's Another Autoimmune Condition.

Where the immune system decides, for some reason, that the nervous system is the enemy. So attacks it. https://www.rt.com/news/529081-europe-covid19-johnson-vaccine-ema/ If you're prone to it then it can be triggered by any form of infection. Including COVID-19. It shows how safety orientated the medical profession is. That they're working to make sure everyone is looking out for that very small risk.

If England's Going To Throw A Final. For The Sake Of A Talking Point.

I'm not going to join in that conversation. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-57828402 However. At this point Southgate and Beckham must be feeling a little bit discriminated against, surely. https://www.indy100.com/celebrities/gareth-southgate-pizza-hut-commercial-b1882606 https://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/70655.soccer-fans-sick-stunt/

Today is a New Day.

July 14th 2021 (14/7/21). I've actually been up and switched on for a couple of hours now. Dealing with my father's package of care.  Provided by the; "Living Independently For Everyone (LIFE)" Team. Specifically their; "Renablement" division. Suggesting all that discussion about the Berkley Independent Living Movement at the Para-Olympics have rubbed off. The Pfizer, colonial, dependency plan they originally suggested. Was out of date before I think most of the people suggesting it had even been born. Nursing team next.

Win Something First. Then We'll Talk.

And that goes for the pair of them. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-57778668

I Was Worried We'd Scared Her Off.

Throwing some of my considerable weight around. I'll be happy to study Miley Cyrus intently. If she asks. And she will have to ask. It won't work otherwise. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOt6V-SxhNM (The Answer, And Religion, Official Audio).

No. My Father's Not Still In Hospital.

Discharged this evening. With appropriate out-patient care-pathways in place. The carers are henceforth to be known as; "Luke Shaw." I'm not saying they're keen. But they turned up on July 5th (5/7/21). While my father was still in hospital. They turned again today. While I was visiting my father who, at that point, was still in hospital. You would think; "Knowing where your patient is" would be quite high on the list of priorities. As I'm sure you've all noticed. Luke Shaw won't be recieving a winners medal this year.

Someone's In A Trolling Mood.

http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/2021-07/12/c_1310056902.htm

At Least Britain's Still Got One Ally.

http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/2021-07/12/c_1310056865.htm

It's A Simple Enough Equation.

The US/UK have been told the maximum they will be able to achieve. They have also been told the path they will have to follow to arrive there. http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/2021-07/13/c_1310058618.htm Anything else is a guarantee of failure.

It's A Mystery Why Anyone Listens To The US/UK.

When they tell you they are going to do something. They are simply telling you that they are going to fail. http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/2021-07/13/c_1310058375.htm No amount of Israel blaming is going to change that.

Today is a New Day.

July 13th 2021 (13/7/21). Honestly. I think I'm still a bit hungover.

It's Been That Sort Of Day.

Apocalyptic thunder and skies as dark as our mood. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-57805391

I've Got Some Thinking To Do Now.

The Olympics are coming up. In probably less time than I can finish even the next Eurovision section. Particularly the Olympic Opening Ceremonies are very time sensitive.

Eurovision 2021: Miley & Me.

In it's full, illuminated glory. Part 1; https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2021/07/eurovision-2021-miley-me-part-2.html Part 2; https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2021/07/eurovision-2021-miley-me-part-2.html Part 3; https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2021/07/eurovision-2021-miley-me-part-3.html Part 4; https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2021/07/eurovision-2021-miley-me-part-4.html Part 5; https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2021/07/eurovision-2021-miley-me-part-5.html Part 6; https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2021/07/eurovision-2021-miley-me-part-6.html Part 7; https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2021/07/eurovision-2021-miley-me-part-7.html At something like 27,000 words. Over 77 pages. You can assemble the playlist yourselves.

Yeah. My Father's Still In Hospital.

You may remember that I used to have a paternal grandmother. Who used to have a G.P. It's certainly been my contention. That G.P fed her a cocktail of drugs. For no other reason to mimic the symptoms of Dementia. A Crime Against Humanity. Contray to Article 7.1(k) of the Rome Statute. Specifically unlawful medical experimentation contrary to the Nuremberg Code. For some reason my father is still with that G.P. Clearly things have not improved. Prior to his admission for surgery. We faced a small problem. The G.P had failed to diagnose, let alone treat, Bronchitis. Which, over a number of, years developed into very mild COPD. Which also went undiagnosed and untreated. There are actually several things that the G.P has failed to diagnose, let alone treat. While sending my father off on supposedly World dazzling medical dramas. Such as over his blood pressure. Individually none of these things are serious to warrant hospitalisation. They should be treated by the G.P in the community. ...

And Now We Know Where The Italians Live.

https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1461505/BBC-ITV-Euro-2020-final-ratings-England-Italy-coverage-peak-audience-video

Marcus Rashford Chose To Miss That Penalty.

Simply because he thinks everyone else should pay for the NHS. https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/15539397/england-stars-plan-donate-bonuses-nhs/

So Britain Chose To Swap Its Golden Ticket.

For some (not particularly) interesting talking points. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/57800431  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-57803161 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57803366 And the desperate hope there's still someone prepared to join them in the slave trade. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-24980013

Today is a New Day.

July 12th 2021 (12/7/21). Haw-Haw! I'm always this hungover and miserable on a Monday morning. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQsgE0L450 (Adagio For Strings, Samuel Barber, Audio, Marshall J. Hendrickson).

Yeah. I'll Clean My Mouth Out Come Tomorrow.

With soap, water. Whatever finds itself to hand. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDqxcDcfpvQ (Rose Tattoo, Dropkick Murphys, Official Audio).

🎵Go Sell Your Watch🎵

🎵Go Sell Your Watch🎵 Maybe go feed your child. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/oct/09/marcus-rashford-given-mbe-in-birthday-honours-for-school-meals-campaign

So Tell Me Now #Bonucci.

Does it get any f'cking better!?!

Yep. Grealish Deserved That.

Demoting from #PeakyBlinders to #BendItLikeBeckham. Like the full fucking #TwattingCuntOfHimself.

Oh, Go Buy Yourself A; "Mates."

https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/11/tech/richard-branson-virgin-galactic-space-flight-scn/index.html I've had a word with Outer Space. If you think that parachute's going to save you. You can go f'ck yourself.

England's Off To Qatar 2022!

And look how desperate they are for someone to join them. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51198762

Britain Upholds It's Decision To Self-Exclude.

After all. That's what it means to say; "#It'sComingHome!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I20nowor11 (Steady!, downset. Check Your People, Audio, Epitaph Records).

To Paraphrase A Phrase From 2013;

"So you and your Slippery Courts." "Are still not going to be shutting the f'ck up about it then." https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2013/jul/07/andy-murray-wimbledon-2013-novak-djokovic

Well. If You Can't Take The Penalties.

Maybe then, you should learn to go the four full weeks. Without raping that golden ticket in your hands. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBVH5Z4rOFU (Oompa Loomis Violet, Willy Wonka, Audio, billy s).

I Believe The Word I & The Rest Of The Nation Are Looking For Is;

"Cock!" https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/07/i-was-at-cunt-after-67-minutes.html

I Was At; "Cunt" After 67 Minutes.

I don't normally go to bed for another three hours. So you tell me; How bad do you think this is going to get?

Like All True Football Fans. I Have Some Questions.

Namely; What was the score? Who won? What happened? And, much more importantly; Does anyone mind if I light this now!?!

Oh, You Cunt. You Absolute Cunt Of A Man.

Yeah. That was about minute 67 for me.

Yeah.

This is going to get silly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z4ECBVWKao (For Boston, Dropkick Murphy's, Slideshow, MM). Oh, shove it up your arse! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQpltMpzqXo (Sweet Caroline, Boston Red Sox, Lyric Video, JR videos). You know you love it

Decisions, Decisions.

Watch the Euro2020 Final on BBC One. Watch the Euro2020 Final on ITV One. Or. Quietly sit alone in a darkened room. Desperately trying to pretend it's not happening. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2ro_4dpkr0 (Chant No.1, Spandau Ballet, Again, Official Audio l.

Not The Oxford/Astra Zeneca One Though.

Obviously. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/07/public-service-announcement.html They've still not figured out the surface of Pfizer's; "There's No Immunity Anymore" announcement . Let alone the several, complex legal and medical issues it's serving as a metaphor for. https://www.hhs.gov/about/news/2021/07/08/joint-cdc-and-fda-statement-vaccine-boosters.html So if you're general public I wouldn't worry. Much like Professor Sarah Gilbert's station in life. It's a Private Joke.

Public Service Announcement.

COVID-19 should not be named COVID-19. It should be named Far Eastern Acute Respiratory Syndrome (FEARS). The name it chose for itself. To give you a clue that it is not a respiratory disease. It is an autoimmune disease. That has disguised itself as a respiratory disease. This inflammation is an autoimmune response. https://www.rt.com/news/528797-europes-drug-regulator-heart-covid-vaccine/ The original argument was that it's not serious enough that we have to wait for a vaccine. However, now we have vaccines. This is, by far, the safest way to go about it.  

I Instantly Know Exactly Where That Is.

https://www.rt.com/news/528906-syria-conoco-gas-field-attack/ I'm not totally sure where Leeds is. But I know where that is.

Yes. It's The Common Cold.

Congratulations for finally noticing. https://www.rt.com/news/528921-patient-infected-two-variants/ Now would something like to amend the record. Regarding the name of the virus that causes Far Eastern Acute Respiratory Syndrome (FEARS).

Which Certainly Added A Little Bit Of Spice.

To Haiti's request for American help on such issues. http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/northamerica/2021-07/11/c_1310054445.htm The Democrat base has long seemed to be crying out for some Brazilian "Community Pacification."

Whatever Do You Mean?

"Israeli Flare." http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/2021-07/10/c_1310053486.htm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmQRzI4ICh0 (Hard Road To Travel, Jimmy Cliff, Best, Audio, Topic).

America's Still Not Come To Terms With The Fact Then.

That it will have to reverse its silly, failed policy. http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/2021-07/10/c_1310052721.htm

Which Sounds Ominous.

Power shifting. From England to Italy. http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/2021-07/11/c_1310054174.htm

Today is a New Day.

July 11th 2021 (11/7/21). Just a typically quiet Sunday then. Nothing much going on.

So Basically Not Much Has Been Happening.

And I'm not going to argue with that.

It's Almost Hopelessly Endearing.

The way you think Biden had anything to do with that conversation. https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/09/politics/russia-us-united-nations-syria/index.html https://www.rt.com/news/528678-russia-iran-turkey-condemn-israel-airstrikes-syria/ Like think there is some debate over Botany Bay's fate.

Clearly It Still Needs To Be Dumbed Down.

https://www.rt.com/usa/528865-fauci-pfizer-vaccine-booster/ There seems to be nothing to indicate that Britain has understood. That it will be wholly reversing its decision to self-exclude. Or it's decision to self-exclude will be honoured.

I'm Putting My Foot Down.

Or, more accurately, up. The comestic changes to "Miley & Me" can wait. As I've realised that I've not watched a TV show in about a week. Football and News Channels do not count.

Today is a New Day.

July 10th 2021 (10/7/21). Clearly I need to finish work slightly earlier at night than that. The knock-on effects get expensive.

At Least My Mp3 Player Still Loves Me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TPuyNeeUTk (Sally Don't You Grieve, Woody Guthrie, Asch, Audio, Topic).

I Cannot Express How Happy This Makes Me.

https://www.rt.com/news/528687-pope-quiet-day-negative-fever/ For the past week. My life has been dominated by the following conversation; Q. What's wrong with your Father? A. The Pope. The Pope's what's wrong with my Father.

Oar. To Oxbridge That Down A Bit For You.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/07/does-something-wish-to-amend-record.html Meh,  Once the pump's primed. You'll be fine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMXxDB2J03U (The House Of The Rising Sun, Woody Guthrie, Smithsonian, Audio, Topic).

Does Something Wish To Amend The Record.

https://www.hhs.gov/about/news/2021/07/08/joint-cdc-and-fda-statement-vaccine-boosters.html Regarding the name assigned to the virus. That causes Far Eastern Acute Respiratory Syndrome (FEARS). https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-57781637 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57786794 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXwgShqzVas (Come Join The Murder, The White Buffalo, Official Audio).

Which Is Still Absolutely No Way To Address A Mother Superior.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57752914

Eurovision 2021: Miley & Me.

Part 1; https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2021/07/eurovision-2021-miley-me-part-1.html Part 2; https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2021/07/eurovision-2021-miley-me-part-2.html Part 3; https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2021/07/eurovision-2021-miley-me-part-3.html Part 4; https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2021/07/eurovision-2021-miley-me-part-4.html Part 5; https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2021/07/eurovision-2021-miley-me-part-5.html Part 6; https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2021/07/eurovision-2021-miley-me-part-6.html Part 7; https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2021/07/eurovision-2021-miley-me-part-7.html Obviously I'll do the illumination and final tidying tomorrow.

Oh, Well.

We can't all sit around cloking up "Mission: Fail" after "Mission: Fail." https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-57774597 Then expect to worth our debts. Come day's end.

He's Missing A Chest And Abdomen?!

That sounds serious! https://www.rt.com/news/528687-pope-quiet-day-negative-fever/

And SCOTUS Are Insisting On 4 Years Of This?

https://www.rt.com/news/528676-taiwan-us-misunderstanding-deleted-covid-vaccine-tweet/

If An Entire Generation Has Passed.

While you've sat around waiting for your plan to come good. http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/2021-07/09/c_1310050622.htm Maybe it's time to accept. That your plan will never come good.

So A Widely Respected Source Then.

http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/northamerica/2021-07/09/c_1310051587.htm Whatever next; "Bellingcat?!"

Heads. Over. Flown.

At this point not only aren't we dealing with medical. We're clearly dealing with not particularly bright. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/07/peer-reviews-bitch.html You would think, given the relationship of dependence. They'd be more interested in getting in touch. So they can be told what my father's discharge plan is.  It actually reminds me of another ancedote. We've hundreds (of years) to choose from. A relative of mine, who shall remain nameless. Developed a type of cancer, which will also remain nameless. So were referred to the top oncologist in the country. At the initial appointment their partner kept asking the oncologist questions. As the oncologist was on the brink of tears. The partner pointed out. Not only did they work for the Pharmaceutical company that developed the treatment protocol. They headed the team that developed the treatment protocol. The relative recovered.

Today is a New Day.

July 9th 2021 (9/7/21). It depends how it goes. But I might have some light weekend reading for you.

Peer Review's A Bitch.

https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/08/health/pfizer-waning-immunity-bn/index.html Innit. Oxford. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDj6PgPJkao (Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads, Snuff, Potatoes & Melons, Audio, Topic).

There's No Shame In Seeking Professional Help.

Only shame in being too stupid to ask. https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/08/politics/biden-afghanistan-speech/index.html

Which Certainly Sounds Ominous.

If you're someone with a reputation for immaturity. https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/08/entertainment/lil-baby-paris/index.html Whereas those who've progressed beyond Kindergarten would certainly see the possibility of a genuinely friendly warning.

So The 'Prosecutors' Acknowledge They Traumatized A Child Witness.

Any word on arrests on those two counts of perjury? https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/08/us/derek-chauvin-judge-trauma/index.html

There Has Certainly Been Issues In The Past.

https://www.rt.com/news/528738-haiti-president-assassination-suspects-arrested/ https://theintercept.com/2019/03/20/haiti-president-mercenary-operation/ Although it's been rather Google-whacked by this. I also seem to remember some serving US SOF's - attached to the Embassy. Getting nabbed doing something questionable in late 2020. But then I can also think of someone who would want to exploit those issues. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Gideon_(2020)

America's Still Not Being An Effective Communicator Then.

They're supposed to be digging the corpses out. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-57758295 Not propping them up. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-57767375 After all. It's been obvious from the start. This decision to self-exclude. It will all have to go. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-57762272

Which Is Still No Way To Address A Mother Superior.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-57741170 I think we can all agree. It would be terribly upsetting if you're also planning to fail the weekend test. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acVA8l30AAw (Pure Truma, downset, Audio, AlongTheWayBR).

Now What's That "Sully" Movie Quote Again?

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/selena-gomez-global-citizen-vax-live-1154865/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jausD8qsnKU (Rat In Mi Kitchen, UB40, Official Audio, #Sorry).

*Affects Best James Earl Jones Roar*

From The Big Bang Theory. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/07/i-must-have-told-this-story.html "MILEY CYRUS HAS ABSOLUTELY NO BOUNDARIES! "I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO BOUNDARIES! "WHY ISN'T THIS HAPPENING ALREADY?!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDXj1mMJ7DQ (Hakuna Matata, Jimmy Cliff, Lebo M, Audio, Topic). Oh, yeah. https://www.instagram.com/p/CREwDUVJbDm/?utm_medium=copy_link Her career didn't even start until 2006. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFn8x4TnzKY (Wish You Were Here, Pink Floyd, Live 8, Official Video). Innit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJlN9jdQFSc (God's Gonna Cut You Down, Johnny Cash, Official Video).

I Guess Though That's The Sort Of Desperation That Sets In.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/07/i-must-have-told-this-story.html When you've been failing every day for 15 years. So aren't even worth your debts anymore. Yeah. I think you know what his address was listed as.

"A Tragic Tragedy."

https://www.rt.com/news/528593-white-house-condolences-haiti/ Yes. She inspires confidence.

Britain's Aware Of That Then.

Out-of-Court settlement. http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/africa/2021-07/07/c_1310048311.htm

Which Will Be Useful.

When they want it to fall down again. http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/2021-07/08/c_1310048419.htm

The Calm Before The Storm.

http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/asiapacific/2021-07/08/c_1310049878.htm

And America Still Isn't Seeking Professional Help?

http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/2021-07/08/c_1310049862.htm

I Must Have Told This Story.

Really recently too. The actual Darth Vader once underwent surgery. At the same hospital currently treating my Vader. As part of his discharge plan. They sent someone to his house. First to assess his care needs. Then to make sure they were met. That person was my sister. https://edition.cnn.com/2020/11/29/entertainment/david-prowse-darth-vadar-star-wars-dies-gbr-scli-intl/index.html To this day. Neither of us have seen any of the Star Wars.  

Today is a New Day.

July 8th 2021 (8/7/21). It seems cruel to say that, or anything else, too loudly.

How Dare You Call Him An Egomaniac.

https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/06/politics/smithsonian-suit-january-6-andy-kim/index.html

Now Finally Be A Good Ally To Britain.

And effectively communicate that to them. https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/07/us/miami-dade-building-collapse-wednesday/index.html It was never, ever going to be a debate. Either Britain wholly reverses its decision to self-exclude. Or it's decision to self-exclude will be honoured. Honestly. At this point I would have thought you would be too embarrassed to use terms like; "Transitioning." It just seems like rubbing salt into the wounds of your total failure.

Definitely Sounds Like Mercanaries.

https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/07/americas/haiti-explainer-jovenel-moise-assassination-cmd-intl/index.html I've no idea who hired them. But I think I can take a guess where they got their inspiration from. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Gideon_(2020) I'm not sure if it counts as a good thing. But I'm finding it hard to imagine a way for Haiti to become less stable.

It Looks Like It's Just Crime.

https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/07/europe/dutch-reporter-de-vries-fight-shooting-intl-hnk/index.html It was only a couple of years ago an organised crime group used an anti-tank missile to attack a Dutch newspaper. https://www.dutchnews.nl/news/2018/06/motorbike-gang-member-arrested-for-anti-tank-missile-attack-on-office/

It Sounds Like Someone Needs Professional Help.

https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/07/politics/rocket-attack-iraqi-airbase-us-troops/index.html https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/01/middleeast/abdullah-abdullah-interview-afghan-taliban-us-withdrawal-cmd/index.html

This Is Uncharted Territory.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51198755 I think both penalty decisions were wrong. Fortunately they cancelled each other out.

Maybe That's The Problem.

They're still being so crushed by this. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-57751033 They can't even comprehend of the reality of their situation.

It's Never Going To Be A Debate.

Britain's self-exclusion won't end. Until Britain wholly reverses its decision to self-exclude. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-57752994 If they don't. Then they won't amount to anything. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-57728818 But they've had 15 years of not amounting to anything to prove that to them.

The Winning Team Is Ready To Play Miley.

If you ever get tired of the choke squad. https://www.instagram.com/p/CRA1Q3opwKR/?utm_medium=copy_link https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/emma-raducanu-speaks-out-wimbledon-2021-exit-b944418.html Well. It's actually going to do a spot of work, have dinner and watch a football match. But I'm sure it will be able to find a position to accommodate you.

Today is a New Day.

July 7th 2021 (7/7/21). And we're all basically just counting down the hours to kick-off now. Aren't we.

Now. I Could Never Leave You On A Thought That Heavy.

So; #Goodnight.

Obviously. I Have Concerns About Their Recruitment Policies.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/07/should-i-have-mentioned-earlier.html I think, ultimately. I got fired for having a sword fight. By which I mean; Someone on the Team was very into Fencing. So, one lunchtime. We got bored and borrowed them. In our defence; Can you think of a better place to have a sword fight? That, of course. Was the real kicker from the Samurai Sword business. On a full blue light run. The Church is only about 90 seconds from the Hospital. However, early on. The first responders decided; We actually want some of those casualties to survive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E72ClbZwDQ (Helicopter Song, The Wolfe Tones, 25th, Audio, Topic).

Sorry! Having A Wee Bit Of A Brain Fart There.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4-H_KKv5j0 (Shake Ur Body, Shy FX, Original Mix, Official Audio). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jysHPAsE7SM (Hot Right Now, DJ Fresh, Extended Mix, Official Audio). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GsxT8VVS9s (Chopper, Ray Keith, Shy FX, Jungle, Audio, Topic). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gySHrtmTiks (Chainsaw, Lemon D, Audio, eric burgos). And, of course. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSFBBmXBcn0 (Original Nuttah, UK Apachi & Shy FX, Audio, BONER TUNES). I think you know. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-FonwMpwBA (Here Comes The Hotstepper, Ini Kamoze, XL, Audio, Topic).

And. Just Because We Can.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kizJNYREEIA (You Don't Love Me, Dawn Penn, Audio, Big Beat Records).

No Idea Why That Date Was Chosen.

https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/05/entertainment/blake-shelton-gwen-stefani/index.html None. https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ4uGSiJmHH/?utm_medium=copy_link None at all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJplDXTsoNA (Don't Speak, Audio, Without a Doubt).

Nope. Definitely Not Allowed.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CRAHGw5MLfX/?utm_medium=copy_link Allegedly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHUql3OC_uU (Come Out And Play, The Offspring, Smash, Official Audio).

That's The Wembley Final Then.

A team beat another team. By a score. Plus wherever the White Assed Protestants are going to do tomorrow.

Sorry. I Was Torn.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/07/which-certainly-gets-easier.html Somewhere between; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAbjTci9pAE (Shelter Of Your Love, Jimmy Cliff, Audio, lisashemaid). And; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrLzvPhpxIE (Sitting In Limbo, Jimmy Cliff, Best, Audio, Topic).

Which Certainly Gets Easier.

Every time it shrinks. https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ94lJFpdib/?utm_medium=copy_link But give us a minute. Then I'll be ready to go. If you want to start playing with a winning team.

It's The Same Department One Of Mothers Used To Head.

Before being promoted to the Director of Musculoskeletal Medicine at South London's main trauma hospital. The one the air ambulance frequently flies patients over this hospital to get to. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/07/which-actually-leads-to-topical-anecdote.html Funnily enough. When her mother. Or any of her friends and relatives were being treated there. They were incredibly respectful. Knowing full well she could simply pull her staff out. Shutting down their department. Rather begging the question. Particularly now the Pope's involved. Why are they still not talking to me as if I'm Mother f'cking Superior? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn9LgYHMENQ (Sufferin' In The Land, Jimmy Cliff, Best, Audio, Topic).

Which Actually Leads To A Topical Anecdote.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/07/should-i-have-mentioned-earlier.html We used to work closely with the same Geriatric Gentio-Urinary Medicine (GUM) nurse. His job was basically asking little old ladies if he could look up their business. Rather putting any fear of Miley Cyrus' menstrual cycle into perspective. He was possibly the campest guy even Judge Rinder has ever met. So you would naturally assume he was gay. Until certain stimuli walked past. Catching his eye in a way they don't seem to catch Miley's. He was also a massive Jimmy Cliff fan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PEEqobtMg0 (Sooner Or Later, Jimmy Cliff, Best, Audio, Topic).

Should I Have Mentioned Earlier?

That not only did I use to work for the NHS. I used to work at the hospital that is currently treating my father. Not only that. I used to work in the department I am now dealing with. Doing this exact thing. So I was literally doing this while they were still at school. Which is something they would have known. Had they attempted to actually do their jobs. Rather than engaging in what is now to be treated as a criminal conspiracy to rob and defraud. Or it will be. It's Britain ever wants its self-exclusion to end.

They've Certainly Been Equipped To Do So.

They just need to choose to end their self-exclusion. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57730189

Leaders & Followers.

https://us.cnn.com/2021/07/06/sport/jessica-springsteen-olympic-debut-spt-intl/index.html

I Look Forward To More Lectures On Diplomacy.

From much lower down the chain-of-command. http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/2021-07/05/c_1310044002.htm

Today is a New Day.

July 6th 2021 (6/7/21). I wonder what the idiot level will be.

You Can Say What You Like About The 5th Of July.

But at least it keeps the escapees quiet.

I'm Surprised Comedy Central Haven't Sued.

Copyright infringement. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57721140 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-57725373 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57725523

Need I Translate Further?

Or is that clear enough for even the hijackers to understand. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-57719551

That's Why It's Called; "The Land Of Fire."

Every other nation spends a fortune trying to extract oil & gas from the ground. Azerbaijan has to spend a fortune trying to keep it in. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-57722236

I Suppose There Is Something Impressive About The Hijackers.

The sheer extent to which they've completely misread the situation. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/ice-hockey/57725848 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55694598