As The Eurovision 2019 Joke Went;

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-57881364

"Israel: Slipping Semtex into your cell phone since 1996."

http://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2019/05/eurovision-2019-asie-app.html

Like I said;

I don't see the tabloids being a problem. Even without Miley & Me having to go weapons grade.

It was actually an incredibly generous offer. The maximum the US would be able to achieve.

I'm surprised they didn't take me up on it.

But I suppose most things are beyond giggling virgins.