Thank You Japan!

If I'd kept writing. This stripped back Opening Ceremony would only have left me with about 3 A4 sides of notes.

Which is what I normally reserve for a typical Israeli Eurovision entry.

Of course a typical Israeli Eurovision entry is limited to a maximum of 3 minutes.

This has already gone on for more than 4 hours of me drinking.

So that last page is probably just going to be a rather elegant drawing of a fairly average sized penis.