I've Got A Badge And Everything.

We brought things to above code with the grandmother.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2021/07/the-control-of-substances-hazardous-to.html

Which only makes it all the more embarrassing.

That time I accidentally made Chlorine Gas in my bathroom.

Although. 

Perhaps not as embarrassing as that former High Court Judge.

Who ruled against the - no, really - only qualified person in the room