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https://us.cnn.com/2019/12/31/politics/iraq-embassy-additional-forces-mark-esper/index.html But best not stay up too late eh, You've got to be up checking Zoopla first thing. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-50958025 Particularly now Hanukkah's over. And your protectors are hurtling into the New Year. Suddenly realising that 56 days is 55 and a half days too long. https://youtube.com/watch?v=U0PjacHLI9Y

https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2019/12/28/thai-cave-rescue-death-thai-navy-seal-dies-of-infection/2766166001/ As has Basra. https://youtube.com/watch?v=dY_hkbVQA20

https://us.cnn.com/2019/12/31/middleeast/iraq-protests-us-embassy-intl/index.html Is this because he's too proud to admit he's made a terrible mistake? Or because he's genuinely too thick to realise that he's made a terrible mistake. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfBwNqSKVTY

December 31st 2019 (31/12/19). And well played Japan. Well played Bobby Ghson probably still thinks that was his idea doesn't he. https://news.sky.com/story/carlos-ghosn-millionaire-businessman-awaiting-trial-flees-japan-despite-travel-ban-11898504 As Britain's slavers and sex-traffickers continue to bang-on about "Fair Trial Guarantees." https://news.sky.com/story/british-woman-found-guilty-of-lying-about-cyprus-gang-rape-11897959 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQX0NU9lvDA

Seriously Australia. How much more on fire does your country have to get? Before Progressives accept that Climate Change is real. Not just a con trick to raise taxes.

Yes. https://us.cnn.com/2019/12/30/us/monsey-new-york-stabbings-monday/index.html Sadly we've all heard about Barack Obama. https://www.ajc.com/news/local/could-this-long-lost-photo-have-derailed-obama-2008-campaign/jC8NKhQr6a72VjRYY9o0EM/ And his Nation of Islam. https://youtube.com/watch?v=HpQmFfdYFzY

https://news.sky.com/story/chinese-scientists-jailed-over-worlds-first-gene-edited-babies-11897988 It translates as; "Appeal if you like dear." https://news.sky.com/story/british-woman-found-guilty-of-lying-about-cyprus-gang-rape-11897959 "But maybe don't waste time on the ECHR. Go straight to the ICJ." https://news.sky.com/story/uk-loses-seat-on-international-court-of-justice-for-first-time-since-1946-11136644 Because the meter's running. https://youtube.com/watch?v=cpbbuaIA3Ds

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2019/12/ruth-wilson-okay-at-job.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrmSm52E-sc

https://www.christchurchcall.com/ You don't pull that crap in Texas. https://us.cnn.com/2019/12/30/us/texas-church-shooting-monday/index.html No matter how bad your re-election chances are. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNS1cShnh6c

So I assume there'll be victims of crime compensation for the people who survived that evil little witch. https://news.sky.com/story/british-woman-found-guilty-of-lying-about-cyprus-gang-rape-11897959 Just as there should be compensation for all those who survived Christine Blasey Ford. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwNVTYwFXS0

December 30th 2019 (30/12/19). And has West Point apologised yet? For his latest drunken outburst against Iraq. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p3zEBkW30g

About Britain's best kept secret. Apparently she's already in the Oscar Academy. Without even having to go through the formality of actually making a movie. https://youtube.com/watch?v=qrmSm52E-sc Although. Based on today's events I should probably stop giving previews to murderous little c'nts. Because I'm pretty sure that should read; "Texas' Finest: Piper Perado." https://youtube.com/watch?v=9zVokGDMl5E And I'm certainly familiar with the 45th Brigade of the Iraqi Popular Mobilisation Forces (PMF). They're what stepped in to stand against the Sandstorm. When West Point made an absolute tit of himself during the Battle of the Hanjin Pocket.

What was that again? https://us.cnn.com/2019/12/29/uk/london-antisemitic-graffiti-gbr-intl/index.html An absolute standing start to the correct answer in the space of a day and a half. Terrible crime against the whole community that. Innit. https://youtube.com/watch?v=zDDzR2zSgsM

https://edition.cnn.com/2016/08/11/politics/donald-trump-hugh-hewitt-obama-founder-isis/index.html Right up to the moment he wasn't. https://edition.cnn.com/2019/12/29/politics/us-strikes-iran-backed-militia-facilities-in-iraq-syria/index.html https://youtube.com/watch?v=4LCBl_IMEEU

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2019/12/lost-and-delirious.html And two for one; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pQV_-40m_U Because I've got a quota to keep up; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qea_CUpSStg

No dear. US Foreign Policy clearly despises Israel. https://us.cnn.com/2019/12/29/us/new-york-stabbing-rabbi-home/index.html Just as it despises all Muslim nations. But curiously, not as much as US Foreign Policy clearly despises Americans. And you will notice that I've not included a song here. There is nothing funny about this. Although I think it's pretty it's long past time for Botany Bay to start receiving the urgent psychiatric care he so clearly needs. After all I think we all know what the Democrats are currently campaigning on. https://us.cnn.com/2019/12/28/politics/trump-ukraine-whistleblower-twitter/index.html

Okay you do that then. https://news.sky.com/story/new-year-honours-home-address-blunder-may-risk-lives-11897115 But just remember this; Mine is the only consent you need to obtain. My time is very valuable. You will be billed for every second of it you waste coming to the inevitable conclusion. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVVvgD0-Mu0

December 29th 2019 (29/12/19). It is a Sunday. A Sunday on which I don't have to go to the gym. I'm so happy about that it's just how I'm introducing myself to everyone I meet. It's also a Sunday between Christmas and New Year's. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d8SzG4FPyM So you know what that means. Don't you Daddy Elton. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVvcslW21lQ I'm sorry. Normally I'm supportive of gay parenting. My mothers rather insist upon it. But you just know he's fiddled them don't you.

You may get to hear the tall take of; "Lesbian Card: Revoked." https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qea_CUpSStg Although. I've always thought that's the sort of news that's better delivered in person. https://youtube.com/watch?v=4jiur5KrBsA

Turns out I wasn't a witness to Monday's (23/12/19) "Event."  I was the muthaf'ckn' arresting officer. Son. So if I were to suddenly start acting as the accused's defence attorney I'm pretty sure the whole system would start collapsing around our ears. However the big charge is Attempted Murder. Contrary to the Homicide Act, 1957. If, as Safa rumours suggest, bones were broken. Then the lesser charge is Grevious Bodily Harm (GBH). Contrary to the Offences Against the Person Act, 1861. If no bones were broken then it's Actual Bodily Harm (ABH). Contrary to the Offences Against the Person Act, 1861. Anyway you look at it. It's going to be custodial. I would assume that when it finally surfaces in 6-9 months he's going to plead to the lesser offence. Which will save us all the costs of having to testify. Released on time served the Court can then hear mitigation arguments. As to whether a driving ban should be imposed. Or wheth...

So I got dragged to the diner round the corner from where Stormzy went to school. In the Saturday between Christmas and New Year's. If you can find something pleasant to say about that feel free to let me know. I certainly couldn't. So got wrecked on Stella instead. Just in case you were wondering how the rest of the evening's going to go. https://youtube.com/watch?v=jEOXoPV6FwU Obviously his missus couldn't attend. She had to go see her father. For the annual definitely not Christmas Christmas visit. Apparently he's such a pious Muslim he's never even heard of the prophet Jesus of Nazarene. Which suggests to me he needs to get his nose in a book. The good one. Before I have to send Amir Khan 'round. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7829719/Amir-Khan-hits-critics-posing-family-Christmas-tree.html I mean. He's no Chris Eubank's younger brother. But he'll do in a pinch. Also; Cheeky mare of a w...

Noose, gunshot or where the viaduct looms? https://youtube.com/watch?v=PSZxmZmBfnU I mean. Even Jack Ryan's managed to work out this day one, basic sh't by now. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-50879435

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2019/12/the-2018-eurovision-song-contest.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfB_7igQlnQ And in case Brooklyn CID are still wondering why I don't like their show. Tell them to go ask LAPD SWAT. They've been at it a lot longer. https://youtube.com/watch?v=6qiJOHHiNJM

This truly is the No Luck Losers list. https://news.sky.com/story/new-year-honours-home-addresses-of-1-000-recipients-published-in-error-online-11896693 Innit. https://youtube.com/watch?v=p2mh_6O_Yvw Aye, yeah. #ChildRefugeesWelcome. In the paddling pool. With the Olive Oil. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtVBCG6ThDk Seriously. This tradition for Christmas celebrity deaths. And Samael's passed over all the right 'uns.

Not really grasped the concept of a threat there has he. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/dec/02/turkey-denies-blackmailing-nato-over-baltics-defence-plan https://youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y

Because apparently he changed his will just before finally doing it. https://news.sky.com/story/colin-weir-cameraman-who-won-161m-euromillions-jackpot-dies-aged-71-11896457 #AskingForAFriend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87gWaABqGYs

While it was still on the table. Because child sex trafficking. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50927651 That's really amongst the least of the cruel and inhumane offences committed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnzWFOxk4o0

December 28th 2019 (28/12/19). Well. A miracle. Or maybe just something a little bit lighter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADdpLv3RDhA It depends really. Is the long death-rattle planning on making much noise today? Or has it finally learnt its place.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-50929536 Yes. We're all familiar with that unassailable fact. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2019/12/i-really-hate-having-to-repeat-myself.html

Over the summer I got a third of the way through Israel's Eurovision entry. Then I basically broke my leg and sort of gave up. So yeah. This might actually need a miracle now. https://youtube.com/watch?v=pYb8Wm6-QfA

" Time of Death: 2013. https://youtube.com/watch?v=VDnVnivbIPE" So congratulations https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/12/27/plans-mi6-building-lost-renovation-work/ You are now one small step further away from obtaining consent. From the only person whose consent you need.

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2019/12/eurovision-2019-asie-israelpalestine_23.html And what other song would I use to close out this part? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d__XXiVJkE

Ms Hale wants to reverse cuts to legal aid.The Now she's about to be subjected to a long and painful legal process. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-50923289 Because there are still some in this country who sing her praises. They need to shed their tears. They need to feel their shame. https://youtube.com/watch?v=jxvR7ZUjaJk Incidentally. Did you enjoy the So Solid Crew cover? https://youtube.com/watch?v=g7VhofoV3qs

Oh, no. They're clearly much closer than that. https://news.sky.com/story/family-who-died-in-costa-del-sol-pool-tragedy-named-11895210 https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10625706/isis-beheads-11-christian-hostages-christmas-day-execution-video-nigeria/ https://youtube.com/watch?v=jhdFe3evXpk

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/12/27/middleeast/iran-earthquake-nuclear-power-plant-intl-hnk/index.html https://youtube.com/watch?v=qTx-sdR6Yzk

December 27th 2019 (27/12/19). What I assume is a constant state. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYAEhgLgddk For every Reminiac who's been told he's qualified to practice law in the UK. https://news.sky.com/story/prominent-lawyer-boasts-of-killing-fox-with-baseball-bat-11895442 Which probably explains why Trump is now really struggling with the Highway Code.

Bob Marley is massively overrated. https://youtube.com/watch?v=kOFu6b3w6c0 https://youtube.com/watch?v=4LCBl_IMEEU There is though one thing, in which I think we can all agree. The BBC's new adaptation of; "Worzel Gummidge." With it's preachy Tree of Trees, environmental parable. Is just wrong. On so many levels. Although I might watch it again. With the original soundtrack.

I need a visual representation. Of a summer car crash of a thrupple. Set against the backdrop of a nightclub being blown to sh't by a suicide bomber. No. One we can put on YouTube. *Just Stand by There* Yeah, we got you. https://youtube.com/watch?v=uelHwf8o7_U At least we've finally solved that Chemical Weapons attack on the Salisbury branch of Prezzo. It was Meghan Fox. https://youtube.com/watch?v=aJ4Tepu4CEk Mother of Brian Austin Green's children. Oh, you know. Him off of; "Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles." https://youtube.com/watch?v=INWPh5OTwss

Dumb a F'cking Rocks. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y3cRg9i8t2w

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2019/12/eurovision-2019-asie-israelpalestine_23.html Explain; "Kabbalah?" Maybe that's what we've been doing all along? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhT5JSlHpqY Now that's very Eurovision. Much like the 2019 winner; "The Sash." It's a highly offensive Protestant war song. One aimed almost exclusively at me. Yet it's got a really good tune. So you have to keep listening to it. https://youtube.com/watch?v=uzaPUpdqmPQ Have they sighted it yet? Those 20/20 Angels. https://youtube.com/watch?v=9h5cIpiLiv4

https://news.sky.com/story/family-who-died-in-costa-del-sol-pool-tragedy-named-11895210 https://youtube.com/watch?v=Fe93CLbHjxQ Because any even halfway competent player would've run out those evil spirits before dawn. See also; Time of Death: 2013. https://youtube.com/watch?v=VDnVnivbIPE

Dragging my, probably still drunk, ass to the gym. Well. Either; Real heroic. Or; Real dumb. https://youtube.com/watch?v=T121UTtXZ-g

December 26th 2019 (26/12/19). Ah, yes; "Boxing Day." Taken from the box the inferior class traditionally use to beg tips from the superior class. So in that vein; The only badge they need is the Dick's. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/12/03/heroes-helped-tackle-killer-london-bridge-terrorist-line-national/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8OHybVhQwc

https://news.sky.com/story/man-shot-dead-on-his-own-doorstep-in-london-on-christmas-eve-11895021 Best of Luck. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2019/12/drunk-christmas-eve-cooking.html

https://news.sky.com/story/costa-del-sol-police-examine-pool-pump-system-after-father-and-two-children-die-11894962 Seriously Britain. Are you actually that mentally retarded you didn't realise? This wasn't my trial. It was your sentencing hearing. The moment you're meant to show remorse. Try and convince us that you present no risk of re-offending. Announcing your hero worship of Kate & Gerry McCann is probably the dumbest thing it was possible for you to do. https://youtube.com/watch?v=_FrOQC-zEog

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2019/12/eurovision-2019-asie-israelpalestine_23.html A bit on the nose. But it is Christmas Day. Most people are asleep by now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBR9A6GO4Hg

https://news.sky.com/story/queens-christmas-message-monarch-struck-by-climate-activists-sense-of-purpose-11894924 Because there are many skills that need crushing and 15 long years that need running back. If you're only planning on small steps then you ain't ever going to reach your destination. https://youtube.com/watch?v=PWvRr8XxDhU

Suicide & Shoes. https://news.sky.com/story/ed-sheeran-says-hes-taking-a-break-from-releasing-new-music-and-social-media-11894802 Because ever suffered a miscarriage? Ed Sheeran will tax you for that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ozgz1719K6E

December 25th 2019 (25/12/19). And let's all spare a thought for how miserable Christmas must be round Taylor Swift's house. Because you're meant to leave the lights up until January. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvUAzpn48xA And thus endeth the feud. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGtAa3klQNk

You can see what now must pay me rent. If it wants to continue living here. Because there's one thing they all seem real clear on. It's the day for tributes to the King. https://youtube.com/watch?v=OUyhNGmZ9rE

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kRhXs_VunEw #TrollProof. https://edition.cnn.com/2019/12/22/europe/notre-dame-christmas-service-intl-scli/index.html #100% https://youtube.com/watch?v=isCh4kCeNYU

https://news.sky.com/story/three-members-of-british-family-die-in-costa-del-sol-pool-tragedy-11894885 Joining the Queers & the Yids. As old drinky-drinky continues to try and blame everyone. Except for the guilty. https://youtube.com/watch?v=CAKZ9eyuhiY See also; "The UK: A Permanent Member of the UNSC." Getting embarrassing, son. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-50810943 https://news.sky.com/story/well-deal-with-it-donald-trump-brushes-off-kim-jong-uns-threat-of-christmas-gift-11894827

Because who doesn't need a boiling saucepan of starchy water all over their crotch. https://youtube.com/watch?v=hPgbITf6Pp4 Oh good. I can finally put my trousers back on. Sorry. Dinner was a bit late. I had to quickly wash that foot off.

What we all had to pick up. And put to one side. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2019/12/eurovision-2019-asie-israelpalestine_24.html To get the job done. https://youtube.com/watch?v=qTx-sdR6Yzk

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And a further 26 unofficial ones. In none of them does the term; "Gentle" mean quite the same as it does in English. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/london-bridge-attack-terror-narwhal-tusk-usman-khan-jack-merritt-saskia-jones-a9255996.html https://youtube.com/watch?v=36VUXSA2k1s

So lord only knows why they're still starting each day insisting on yet another closure order. https://news.sky.com/story/ben-stokes-father-in-johannesburg-hospital-in-critical-condition-11894622 https://youtube.com/watch?v=TA-qx_MOCdw

December 24th 2019 (24/12/19). One. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rkc7wYsun0k More. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na36llO5cvo Sleep. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M7aSWQ1OVw Or, to put it another way; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSjq7x67kzM

Hmm. Turns out that's quite a bit different to a meeting of your co-conspirators. https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/bristol-grammar-school-student-death-3676145 https://youtube.com/watch?v=uYh9MwKQnb8 I mean. At this point not even they could be so stupid as to drop the bass in the hope of finally squeezing something out. #UK,Booms? https://youtube.com/watch?v=eMs56VnNmLQ After all we've all seen the CCTV tapes. https://imdb.com/title/tt1026396/ And how disappointing it was. https://youtube.com/watch?v=6PLPmmfeNd4 #SjamboksAway!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZW7criWUjkc Because in my experience football's a lot like laundry. You've got to keep those different coloured shirts in different baskets. So I can only hope the Dick has finally learnt to address her superior officers. Because the guy who trained me as a traffic warden used to train Met police firearms officers. Based on this current sh'tshow he's more likely to admit to his time upholding Apartheid in South Africa. https://youtube.com/watch?v=kpVxwWQjIy0

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#ReportableIncident My father and I were in the car. Turning the corner into our street. This white van comes toward us. In excess of the speed limit. He slams on his brakes forcing a motor scooter behind him to slam on his brakes with such force the rider was thrown from the vehicle. The van driver then reversed at speed over the scooter rider. Dragged under the van's wheels the scooter rider screamed out. The van driver leaned out of his window and screamed at the scooter rider. Then continued to reverse at speed. Performing a J-turn in the process. Coming to a halt as he collided with a tree. At this point I was exiting my vehicle and phoning the police. Who hung up on me Fortunately the scooter rider freed himself and with the help of another member of the public removed the driver from the van. After confirming the location of the incident to the emergency services on someone elses' phone I then spent the next 10-15 being the silent brick wall that kept the bra...

If you like. https://news.sky.com/story/fans-warned-about-racist-behaviour-at-spurs-chelsea-match-11893611 But just remember. Mine is the only consent that matters. I'm tempted to start imposing Rudiger-sized earache fines for each day you waste working that out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQFKMar4x-w

https://news.sky.com/story/saudi-arabia-sentences-five-people-to-death-over-khashoggi-killing-11893950 Yet they're going to be punished anyway. Begging the question of why we're still pretending that the clearly guilty are going to go unpunished. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEVqIcIKTWc

December 23rd 2019 (23/12/19). Too Far? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey_ek9Lj8cs

I'm going to be needing that back. https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZW7criWUjkc Just to check for the usual scratches.

I wish to rationally argue that I am Jesus Christ, King of Jews, Supreme Ruler of Universe. Seriously. The last time a dykey bitch got a card like that; https://news.sky.com/story/tesco-halts-roll-out-of-charity-christmas-cards-after-girl-6-finds-note-from-chinese-inmates-11892913 I ended up getting Sectioned innit. As for that Bristol Ginge; Well, she ain't ever been nothing but a whore. So we may as well turn her out. Finally get her starting to pay us all back. #IMayHaveBeenOnTheStella. https://youtube.com/watch?v=bm51ihfi1p4

https://youtube.com/watch?v=D88UQa2UV38 Versus; https://youtube.com/watch?v=o-tx_cC4rJo&list=OLAK5uy_nk7k2Vh4tQxPkKoS_ALvH_GNeYNof_vmQ

That last summer I barely missed the kids. https://youtube.com/watch?v=uelHwf8o7_U

Album Second. https://youtube.com/watch?v=a05zoY2hWgQ

Back in the Old Country. https://youtube.com/watch?v=wlT0gV8fbUQ Okay then. Maybe just a little bit. https://youtube.com/watch?v=9GGQ2zId8JA

Because apparently there are some slaves you can't even give away at market. https://news.sky.com/story/banksy-nativity-appears-at-his-walled-off-hotel-in-bethlehem-11892985 And in case you were still wondering about the creation behind this track; https://youtube.com/watch?v=iKb_xm_yj5o The Volks Tavern. A Brighton institution. And Channel 5 viewers the World over now know. It's got a very big lad on the door. https://www.channel5.com/show/bouncers/

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2019/12/in-at-deep-end.html They asked nicely. https://imdb.com/title/tt9071142/?ref_=m_ttep_ep_ep8 And in the past they've shown me something. https://imdb.com/title/tt0964487/?ref_=m_ttep_ep_ep18 Other than pure, unadulterated hatred. https://youtube.com/watch?v=WUJki1WBdEk Blamed the Gays. Blamed the Jews. Fast running out of reasons to claim to be a World beating side. https://news.sky.com/story/england-1966-world-cup-hero-martin-peters-dies-at-age-of-76-11892481

https://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2019/12/in-at-deep-end.html And y'all thought you had a sex record. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUpuwdfRW9s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rkr2AbyVnIk

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December 22nd 2019 (22/12/19). Y'all heard I was coming, right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgRLJhZmVI8

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZnrZ_riSCtE Versus; https://youtube.com/watch?v=jBOkkVG3-ZU Oh, good. You're still breathing. Now f'cking help him. https://edition.cnn.com/2019/08/19/us/nypd-daniel-pantaleo/index.html

https://news.sky.com/story/england-1966-world-cup-hero-martin-peters-dies-at-age-of-76-11892481 Some always does. https://youtube.com/watch?v=tXfPAUpaSzE

December 21st 2019 (21/12/19). Congratulations. You've made it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE4bR7bLyRQ So whatever big decision you had planned best put it off. Hey, Mr Rajoy,

So, are you finally ready to join with that evil man, Donald Trump. And Scream, Bang, Shout. March, Protest, Demand; SCRAP THE PARIS AGREEMENT! https://youtube.com/watch?v=mIBTg7q9oNc

Well. https://youtube.com/watch?v=yXoILGnHnvM You tell me. https://youtube.com/watch?v=7xGW_M0O4xI

It's got this great new function. Where it automatically transcribes the lyrics into text on screen. Or at least. It thought it did. https://youtube.com/watch?v=mCh6oZ4VdB4

Virgins: Wicks Trimming. https://youtube.com/watch?v=iKb_xm_yj5o

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mY02Tz5cHlo Three days into four? I think not. https://youtube.com/watch?v=JhT5JSlHpqY #SteakKnives. https://youtube.com/watch?v=VGdXsHEbLQY #DefinitelySteakKnives.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=b_8U93SvVyY Future ex-wife of Tim Armstrong. And eternal half-sister of Morgana Robinson. Just in case you're still trying to work out what all that nonsense was. https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07xpl85

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gb1N6teyWA8 The kid from my school I mean. Old Madge remembers the Hellcat. Doesn't she. https://youtube.com/watch?v=O-vzicKAUTY And that was Alicia Moore. Apparently, in her mid-30's she discovered she'd been Jewish all along.The So maybe give her some room.

Awww. Tell her to go weep into Silgo waters. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIvE26sJtIE #ACardThatNeverWearsOut. https://news.sky.com/story/duke-of-edinburgh-taken-to-hospital-11891316

https://news.sky.com/story/harry-dunn-anne-sacoolas-charged-with-causing-teenagers-death-by-dangerous-driving-11888726 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bjvffx-h2KM

December 20th 2019 (20/12/19). And what?! You're the ones who demanded Christmassy songs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjoq2sieac4

Literal f'cking gaslighting. That is all I have to say on the matter. https://youtube.com/watch?v=aNdl2-wrsvM Because even now Messers Tugendhat & Higgins still wouldn't understand. https://youtube.com/watch?v=rjoq2sieac4 But then it's not written on the back of a cheque now is it. Or are you still sitting around? Dreaming of another one of those days where the problem just magically goes away. https://www.rt.com/news/476433-moscow-shooter-fsb-last-moments/

December 19th 2019 (19/12/19). I refer you to my earliers statement. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z_fzCCEs6U

Signed, stamped & sealed. Now we're all just wondering what the hold-up is. https://youtube.com/watch?v=HbwaTo3XhAs

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wnZSlOZAxzI

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wcfN9bLpxZ8 It's your attitude.

Than Gordian. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUi0YdGXle4

December 18th 2019 (18/12/19). Hmm. It seems TV's lied to me again. https://www.channel5.com/show/cant-pay-well-take-it-away/ Apparently it takes far longer than a five minute hearing to obtain a High Court writ. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH-i8IvYIcg

Well. In my experience. https://youtube.com/watch?v=p7jHz5asMs8 Although, I accept. In Obama's America the experience might appear different. https://youtube.com/watch?v=hsm98vYn4DI

This is Tim Armstrong; https://youtube.com/watch?v=TuWuoOX0yis To Lars Frederiksen he's known as a brother. This is Lars Frederiksen; https://youtube.com/watch?v=-KfSNTazeDE To a old guy at my school he's known as the other signature on the contract. This is Brett Gurewitz; https://youtube.com/watch?v=UkmHk2CEAOs To them all he's known simply as; "Yes, Boss." So know you know that go listening to it again; https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z-ax_0xOmh8 Sounds different. Dunnit. Because, yeah. Those are their kids in the video; https://youtube.com/watch?v=Abrn8aVQ76Q So, Life; For some it Just Ain't Fair. https://youtube.com/watch?v=HbwaTo3XhAs

Yeah. https://youtube.com/watch?v=4XZw-sW6G-Y That's another song you really don't want to be singing along to. While you've got your headphones in on a South London bus.

Good to know. https://youtube.com/watch?v=_DXRphpRYys

https://youtube.com/watch?v=E7bPhZEDVns Clearly it's something else that needs to change.

But then why would I need to. Now I've got this new Chinese bird, constantly in my ear. *Charging. Please.* https://youtube.com/watch?v=xx1waTQUvyY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5F-xHX1PDE Nah, Jus' Kiddin' #Lags! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4B5jtwQPLc

https://news.sky.com/story/ellie-goulding-among-drivers-who-comes-to-rescue-of-motorist-t-boned-by-royal-mail-lorry-11888548 For literally the first time ever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJtDXIazrMo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66RLZrn9-Ps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zMGuQfb0gQ Versus; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfBwNqSKVTY Because I think the message is the same. It's just the envelope that's a slightly different colour.

December 17th 2019 (17/12/19). Hmmm. I guess it's not just Rihanna's theme music then. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPa0ewqwpSY I mean. What on God's Green Earth made them think they could have a go. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJLIiF15wjQ I'm no empty barrel. So I know victory laps are bad form. But when things are this slow. It's really hard not to. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpbbuaIA3Ds

From a climate change perspective it might be a good thing. Narendra Modi triggering protests to acknowledge that he's been a bit of an arse. Insisting the World's third largest ghg emitter be allowed to keep growing them forever. Of course true progress would be Narendra Modi no longer being a bit of an arse. But, you know, #JusticeForJoe! https://youtube.com/watch?v=_0tYDfDXXKo

https://news.sky.com/story/boeing-temporarily-halts-production-of-737-max-11888578 https://youtube.com/watch?v=-9N1vrDQHCo As I'm sure the pensions department will delight in reminding him. https://news.sky.com/story/magid-magid-black-mep-told-to-leave-european-parliament-on-his-first-day-in-the-job-11755420 https://youtube.com/watch?v=gmDigCJGwYY Now remind me. What do they say about working yards? In their weird gyppo language. https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZivevzNnZyw

https://news.sky.com/story/greta-thunberg-tackled-over-overcrowded-train-tweet-by-deutsche-bahn-11887479 As bullying the UK Labour Party. Thoroughly, thoroughly deserved bullying. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/23/revealed-jeremy-corbyn-had-a-seat-during-train-journey-he-claime/ But it was nice of Emily Thornberry to announce her resignation this morning. https://news.sky.com/story/labours-emily-thornberry-accuses-former-mp-caroline-flint-of-making-up-s-about-her-11888065 Because.... https://youtube.com/watch?v=1Rx91fubWgo (Or indeed anywhere else.) Yes. The UK Labour Party are clearly completely Troll Proof. Hence the need for things which are sharper & faster. https://youtube.com/watch?v=PvF2llqLzxA

Claiming any of this lot are players. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT5t84f31ok And if you've got a problem with that. Best check in with your yokel 309. Innit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zMGuQfb0gQ

Show her the talent in your little finger. https://youtube.com/watch?v=E5QyEcya9Kg I mean. She studied and climbed for how many years? Only to fall in 2 minutes 36. https://youtube.com/watch?v=E5QyEcya9Kg

Responsibility for obtaining Closure Orders lies with the UK Department of the Environment. If any local crackheads object. Then its unlimited imprisonment for attempting to pervert the course of justice, contrary to common law. I did the heavy lifting on that one for you years ago. So now it's your turn. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Fq-pVNQcaLQ Or we could go with outraging public decency, contrary to common law. Life on the sex offenders register & deportation back to the EU faster than Brexit ever could manage. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Al3YiVZseeQ I mean surely Barclays isn't still embracing then as commandos. In the relentless, failed war against reality. https://dw.com/en/first-visit-for-carrie-lam-to-beijing-after-disastrous-election-defeat/a-51670199 https://edition.cnn.com/2019/12/15/middleeast/beirut-protest-intl/index.html Because even beyond the rising sun troubadours still sing the ballad case. And it's massive Pianist. ht...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=o8Ax7WvEa8w

I don't fancy your chances. They haven't even started packing yet. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-50805902

December 16th 2019 (16/12/19). Apparently you can't lock Nicola Sturgeon in a cupboard. Which just suggests to me that no-one's tried hard enough.

Apparently it's been dragging on four 8 years now. https://youtube.com/watch?v=iqnCeTWcL2E

But then I've never been such a fool. As to tie my future to the fate of the Party. https://youtube.com/watch?v=UkmHk2CEAOs

I really must blow the dust off that draft one of these days. But, as I'm sure you can appreciate. It was built around one, rather large, central pillar. https://youtube.com/watch?v=nS5_EQgbuLc

Was that intended as a marketing strategy? Or just a final warning for the terminally deaf. https://youtube.com/watch?v=nC0IDOnkX4A