Yeah. My Brother's Been Up.

So I got dragged to the diner round the corner from where Stormzy went to school.

In the Saturday between Christmas and New Year's.

If you can find something pleasant to say about that feel free to let me know.

I certainly couldn't.

So got wrecked on Stella instead.

Just in case you were wondering how the rest of the evening's going to go.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jEOXoPV6FwU



Obviously his missus couldn't attend.

She had to go see her father.

For the annual definitely not Christmas Christmas visit.

Apparently he's such a pious Muslim he's never even heard of the prophet Jesus of Nazarene.

Which suggests to me he needs to get his nose in a book.

The good one.

Before I have to send Amir Khan 'round.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7829719/Amir-Khan-hits-critics-posing-family-Christmas-tree.html

I mean.

He's no Chris Eubank's younger brother.

But he'll do in a pinch.



Also;

Cheeky mare of a waitress tried ripping us off to the tune of thirty quid. Expecting us to pay for next door's table as well.

As far as I'm concerned silly b'tch did her tip then and there.

Obviously my PwC brother paid.

Yet still needed an adult to check the line item for him.

To make matters worse;

He'd been up Brecon way over summer.

Yet still I'm left to sort out my own gift.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wsrvmNtWU4E