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And Now on Turkish State TV.

https://edition-m.cnn.com/2019/06/29/opinions/fareed-zakaria-state-of-hate-special-report/index.html?r=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.co.uk%2F #CatchItWhileYouCan. https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2019/jan/25/youtube-conspiracy-theory-videos-recommendations

America Slides into the Second World.

Much like it's President. Who's just crossed from the Republic of Korea. (First World). Into the Democratic Republic of Korea (Second World). In a Nixon reference. Which Team Mueller will, sadly, need explaining to them.

Modi's India is Shit.

Not that England's in a position to complain about charity.

And They Wonder Why They're Being Oppressed.

https://news.sky.com/story/drill-stars-skengdo-and-am-avoid-jail-after-breaching-ban-on-performing-their-music-11611300

Begum Baby, Begum.

Well this presents an interesting talking point about Operational Security (OPSEC). https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-48817109 Much like the raids following the Parson's Green Tube bombing that's really close to my house. Worse the victim closely fits the profile of someone who lives even closer. At the time there was a bit of a kerfuffle going on outside her address. So may I suggest; Rather than killing randoms for talking points Britain just sorts Twitter out. Once and for all.

Today is a New Day.

June 30th 2019 (30/6/19). An exciting day. Boston or New York. Who is going to be the first to knock that grubby Curveball straight out of the park? Nah, just kidding. This is still the First World.

Best Get Used to That Heavy, Heavy Sound.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Xyp63MaSBs

Stormzy Supports Sadiq Khan.

Also Stormzy wears stab vest. https://news.sky.com/story/banksy-reveals-he-made-stormzys-vest-for-historic-glastonbury-gig-11751447 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-48814571 Under Silicon Valley law he could be done for incitement & conspiracy.

Aloe, Aloe, Aloe.

What's going on 'ere then.

Today Is A New Day.

June 29th 2019 (29/6/19). Armed Forces Day in Britain. And certainly not a day for Coats.

The Fash Are Back on the March.

Catalonia's on High Alert. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-48806265

Macron Can't Even Manage the Basics.

So no wonder he's opposed to all forms of dissent. https://www.abc.net.au/news/about/backstory/news-talk/2019-06-26/why-the-abc-is-going-to-court-over-police-raids/11249092

They Deserve a Lie Down.

Given how hard half the continent worked to get rid of her in the first place. https://news.sky.com/story/duke-and-duchess-of-sussex-plan-south-africa-tour-and-baby-archie-will-join-them-11750179

So Is Britain Going To Prosecute?

Or just keep making statements it has no intention of backing up. https://news.sky.com/story/london-bridge-victims-unlawfully-killed-says-coroner-11750889

Today is a New Day.

June 28th 2019 (28/6/19). And have you heard the news that's going round? It started as a rumour in North Africa. Quickly made its way across the Mediterranean and has taken Europe by storm. Due to some questionable immigration policies its even made its way to Broward County in Florida, US. Now it's finally here, In Britain.

The G20 Summit Begins.

Well. For spies, sherpas & other assorted miscreants it began around the time of the D-Day commemorations. Back when Twitter threw its little tantrum. So you've got to feel sorry for President Trump. He's off to a skeet shoot. And the deep state have sent him out with a baseball bat. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3Kz9BECQOZc

If France Understood Cricket.

Maybe they'd still have a Commonwealth. Or even just some wealth. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-48763514

There's a Lesson There.

About not making statements you're not prepared to back up. Botany Bay's price of admission is fixed and will not change. All his conservator can do now is run up late fees. Payable to me.

A Physical Manifestation of Cognitive Dissonance.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-48784295 After all you can't claim to be a good person. While continuing to monetise Alan Kurdi.

It Was a Test.

Britain failed that test. Failure always has a price. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48785851

Today is a New Day.

June 27th 2019 (27/6/19). I've not caught up with last night's Democrat primary debate. Nor am I likely to. I think it's fair to assume though that, once again, The fact checkers were given the night off. https://www.rt.com/usa/462715-isis-members-arrested-nicaragua/

San Francisco's Problems Are Spreading.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/aug/18/san-francisco-poop-problem-inequality-homelessness https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/jun/25/photo-drowned-migrant-daughter-rio-grande-us-mexico-border But what else would you expect. From people who think they can monetise Alan Kurdi. https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-tec-dorsey/twitter-chief-jack-dorsey-helps-uk-refugee-entrepreneurs-take-payments-idUKKCN1TC28M

Have the Flames of #AsianPride.

Cut through in Broward County yet? http://english.hani.co.kr/arti/english_edition/e_editorial/809117.html

Democrats Love Drowned Children.

It's why they keep ordering more. https://www.libyaobserver.ly/news/libyan-army-forces-retake-gharyan-city-major-blow-haftars-forces Well, the Washington Post got it. And then published it without thinking.

High School versus Gladiator School.

While Silicon Valley was still in one I was already in the other. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-48751178 And there's nobody who can change that for the murderer of the Moors now. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-48771880

Great News For American Farmers.

Silicon Valley has just announced it's going to be paying them trillions of dollars in compensation. Well, Twitter's had a massive panic attack. Flooding my email with several emails a day, every day for the past week. However they have not unfrozen my account and apologised. Which is their way of admitting that they're siding with China. In the US trade war with China. So they're either priced in a massive compensation bill. Or they must be planning to replace their soy lattes with mushroom pellets.

Today is a New Day.

June 26 2019 (26/6/19). It only seems sporting to wait until close of play. After all it's been 15 months already. I guess England can wait for another five days.

Squalid & Toxic Environment.

Displays shocking lack of self-awareness. As main caregiver continues to believe minimum requirements are negotiable.

As Leftists Sing Their Favourite Song.

"F'ck the Palestinians!"

Jeff Bezos: Definitely on the Spectrum.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/trumps-defense-nominee-addresses-violent-incident-between-ex-wife-son-amid-fbi-vetting-process/2019/06/18/e46009de-190b-11e9-a804-c35766b9f234_story.html

Malice & Aforethought.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-48585041 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-46013381 http://www.xinhuanet.com//english/2017-12/06/c_136806193.htm

Cheats Never Prosper.

Today is a New Day.

June 25th 2019 (25/6/19). A day on which England play Australia at the Cricket World Cup. So I'm just going to assume I continue to be suspended. From my unpaid, voluntary role.

Failed National Security Adviser.

Engages in Displacement Activity. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-48748544

#AsianShame.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-43326314 So I can only strongly recommend the required work is completed. Before the next penalty clause is triggered. https://www.britannica.com/event/Logan-Act

Today is a New Day.

June 24th 2019 (24/6/19). Last night (23/6/19) I watched; "Code Yellow." Episode 4 of Season 6 of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. The one set in the Silicon Valley like Big Tech company. This was originally broadcast in the UK on Sunday June 16th (16/6/19). Which forces me to repeat; "Wednesday (19/6/19) was Wednesday (19/6/19)." "There ain't nobody can change that for him now."

Third Referendum Expected.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-48739256

Today is a New Day.

June 23rd 2019 (23/6/19). You may wonder why I feel I must provide these updates. Some seem to have real trouble keeping up. https://edition.cnn.com/2019/06/13/tech/telegram-ddos-attack-hong-kong-china/index.html https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-48652686 https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/15/us/politics/trump-cyber-russia-grid.html https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48721511 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-48732031 https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/with-trumps-approval-pentagon-launched-cyber-strikes-against-iran/2019/06/22/250d3740-950d-11e9-b570-6416efdc0803_story.html?utm_term=.1ca4d11b1abd It must be all the retard holding them back.

The 4AM Phonecall.

We know, from experience, that Barack Obama was hopeless. Constantly Sieg Heilling himself in the mirror. Boris Johnson appears capable of writing, directing and starring in an impromptu Situationist piece. Including audience participation. Unwitting to this day.

Tulip Siddiqi MP There.

Still hungering for justice.

A Lot of Noise.

No Action. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-48732642

That's Just Basic Health & Hygiene.

If a toxic environment has been allowed to develop. Well. Then it's non-negotiable that the liquidators have to go in. Ideally with full rigour. I should mention that last night I finally streamed the first episode of the second season of; "Killing Eve." Entitled; "Do You Know How to Dispose of a Body?" That kiddie had properly had his face ripped of hadn't he. So I'm actually a bit disappointed the cleaning crew were so prompt. The gatepost was proving an effective deterrent to Jehovah Witnesses. And other hawkers.

The Law of the Pack.

For a long time Foxes have decided to treat my compound as their home. Last spring a new litter emerged. On the night of April 14th 2018 (14/4/18). This was the night the US, UK and France conducted airstrikes against Syria. Allegedly in response to the Syrians using Chemical Weapons in Douma. That is an allegation which has now been wholly discredited by the Organisation for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons (OPCW). Regardless it created a very strange evening for me. Inside I would watch war. Then step outside for a cigarette and watch cute Fox cubs tumble about as they learnt to use their legs for the first time. An odd contrast of; War/Cute. War/Cute. War/Cute. This spring one of the females in that Douma litter had a litter of her own. It was plagued by birth defects. One of was completely paraplegic. Reduced to dragging itself around on it's front paws. Almost exactly like; "Jesse." The paraplegic dog of; "Herbert the Pervert" from th...

Today is a New Day.

June 22nd 2019 (22/6/19). That cold black cloud is coming down. But it should be lifted by dinner time.

And That's How I Broke My Finger.

https://news.sky.com/story/tory-mp-mark-field-under-fire-after-grabbing-protester-by-neck-11745967 So I have to ask; "When's the scrag bitch being charged?" "With Aggravated Trespass. Contrary to Section 68 of the Criminal Justice & Public Order Act, 1994." Because if she was a true green she'd know. That's just basic parenting.

Loughgall Martyrs.

https://time.com/5611991/faa-iran-air-space-tensions-ban/

Boris is Getting New Neighbours Then.

https://news.sky.com/story/police-in-late-night-call-to-boris-johnsons-home-11746622 And Hammond's going where Guardian trash belongs. Do you remember last week. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48645280 When threatened to bring out the Section 8's. As if he was actually a member of the PIRA. Rather than just what Rory Stewart's dad sent to talk to them.

"Imperfect Defence of Self/Other."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48718725 Now where else have we heard that sentence this week? Mr Tugendhat et al. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-48691488

I Bet They Wish They Were Brown.

https://news.sky.com/story/jihadi-jack-parents-john-letts-and-sally-lane-guilty-of-funding-terrorism-11744699 It's normally how PC PR turns; "12 months suspended." Into; "Free Pass!"

Don't Make Me Repeat Myself, Dear.

It's insulting. "Wednesday Was Wednesday." "Ain't Nobody Can Change That For Him Now." https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fao3JYEWtWQ

Wednesday Was Wednesday.

Ain't nobody can change that for him now.

John McCain: Terrible Pilot.

I dunno why someone ordered a full season.

It's Easy to Kill the Guilty.

God Has Already Forsaken Them. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-18554246

Arses & Elbows.

A guide to the British Parliament. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48718725 The Throat is located at the front of the neck. At the back of the neck you have the Brain Stem. Along with the Spinal Column. It is an area rich in pressure points. So Mr Field has merely employed a lawful and recognised control & restraint technique. The issue is whether that restraint was deployed for only as long as was reasonable for the matter to be handed to the police. If the restraint was in place for, say, a period of in excess of two weeks. While no attempt was made to even contact the police. Well, then. Mr Field would certainly have committed the Common Law offence of unlawful imprisonment.

Today is a New Day.

June 21st 2019. And yes. I now have all his badges. He can't use them anymore.

If The Question Is;

"Boris Johnson or Jeremy Hunt?" Clearly the answer is; "Apologise to Theresa May." And promise to shoot her up with Cortisone. The next time she goes all wobbly.

Need I Ask Again?

Clearly Hammond Voted For Hunt.

Because some of us remember Rory Stewart when he was in that particular service. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-48713929 It's almost as if he was uncomfortable in the spotlight.

A Funny Story.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7_Hhj-S_36s Involving a motorcycle.

John Bolton There.

Putting the; "Cock" into; "Cockleshell Heroes."

Twitter Remain Adamant.

They can't hear the appeal. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-48701877 So there's only one thing left for Bruce Daisely to do. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-48701514

A Johnson or A Hunt

Either way Britain. Either way.

Today is a New Day.

I continue to be prevented from accessing my Twitter account. Twitter claim this is because I encouraged the @SkyNews account to commit suicide. Let's put aside for a moment that @SkyNews is an automated account. Therefore cannot commit, let alone be urged to commit suicide. Under UK law encouraging suicide is a criminal offence. Contrary to Article 2(1) of the Suicide Act of 1961. Twitter freezing me out of my account constitutes a deprivation of liberty. A liberty laid out in Article 10 of the European Convention of Human Rights. Something which falls only within the remit of officers of the Court. Such as the police. So I hope Twitter have reported me to the police for the alleged violation of the 1961 Suicide Act. Otherwise one of the many criminal offences Twitter can now be prosecuted for is that of Unlawful Imprisonment. Contrary to Common Law. The failure to resolve the issue by yesterday's (19/6/19) deadline means that Twitter will now have to be prosecut...

Penalty Clause Day.

Whatever do you mean. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9ugHycOWNRI

Tory MP's Lack 2020 Vision.

No surprises there then.

Even Bellingcat's Wildest Dreams.

Are pretty small. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-48694561

It's Pronounced; "Mair."

Hillbillies. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48685340

Eagle Eyes Only.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43092085 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-48691488 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-48689137 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48687744

Today Is A New Day.

June 19th 2019 (19/6/19). Like many others I continue to be banned from Twitter. I don't think I even opposed their eugenics program. I merely contributed to a discussion about the enthusiasm with which their eugenics program is being undertaken. In any case. US Attorney General Barr has still not instructed the Department of Justice's Civil Rights division to mount a criminal investigation into the matter. Why remains a complete mystery. https://www.cnbc.com/2018/10/05/facebook-joel-kaplan-kavanaugh-hearing-mistake.html

It's Hard Not to Laugh.

But. I did my foot. So then I did my other foot. The swelling in the left knocked the right out of its delicate balance. Causing only mild muscular issues. Either way I'm not seeing any reason to rush back to work.

No Wonder Mutti Merkel's Got the Shakes.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q

Meanwhile, Down in the Spin Room.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1L4GB_6iFHs

You Only Need to Look At.

The ridiculous lengths the CIA are being forced to go to. To stimulate interest in US Treasuries. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-48664253

It's an Oldie, But a Goodie.

#NameThatNazi! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mn1WN5yeag

Donald Trump Launches Re-Election Bid.

Amid news he's so hopeless. He's begging the Chinese for pity. https://www.cnbc.com/2019/06/18/trump-says-he-and-chinas-xi-spoke-will-have-extended-meeting-next-week-at-g-20.html

Jeff Bezos: Definitely on the Spectrum.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/trumps-defense-nominee-addresses-violent-incident-between-ex-wife-son-amid-fbi-vetting-process/2019/06/18/e46009de-190b-11e9-a804-c35766b9f234_story.html

Deterrent. What Deterrent?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48673461

Today is a New Day.

Twitter employees are supposed to be computer nerds. So you would think they would know better than to accept a wooden horse from Facebook. On the subject of things that are hollow and clearly made of wood; John Bolton served in US President George W. Bush's cabinet from May 2001 to December 2006. The Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK/North) became a nuclear power in October 2006. So anyone employing him on the issue doesn't need to prove they're a madman. It's already strongly implied.

So Trump's Calling For an Emergency NATO Summit Then.

To deal with the ira 'n the rest.

I've Finally Found a Use For Instagram.

It's there to run down the last little bit of battery on your tablet. While Twitter are still burning money on Bruce Almighty. So you don't want to open a window.

Others Also Present.

Never Correct. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2w2bCMhc9k

Making America Great Again.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/basketball/48633306 So that's really got to sting. https://www.sportingnews.com/us/golf/news/gary-woodland-i-knew-basketball-wasnt-for-me-after-guarding-kirk-hinrich/1b6ixl16d3dbh151ky0u9ressc

Today is a New Day.

June 17th 2019 (17/6/19). For a moment there I was worried that Twitter had backed down and apologised. Fortunately they haven't. Meaning everything must be right with the World. So I get to spend the day relaxing.

The Ritalin Kids There.

Showing why Britain's not allowed a Word Cup.

#BritainsNextPM.

Is clearly going to be Boris Johnson. He was the only one not to turn up to the Trotskyist plot to debase our democracy to the point of dictatorship.

Let's Try That Again Shall We.

As if we were actually strong men. Day of the Month of the Year (DD/MM/YY). Last night we saw what happens when Hillary is let loose. Answering the question; "Where Did It All Go So Wrong?" https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1257509/

Today Is A New Day.

June 16th 2019 (16/6/19). Apparently US President Donald Trump has been Tweeting about the levels of violence in Khanistan. Which any Lincolnshire Green will tell you is far lower that it should be. I say; "Apparently." I'm still blocked by Twitter. Entirely on US President Trump's orders. So if he is planning to keep this passive-aggressive nonsense up I've got four words for him; Irish. Catholic. Lesbian. Mothers.

And That, Mr Bolton.

Is how you drown in a sea of sand. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1128047/

My Skin's Falling Off.

A statement which is true of any given person. On any given day. However it's currently coming off my left toe in pretty large chunks. It's actually good news. It means the fire in the reactor is almost out. And the new covering is slowly being slid into place. Honestly it's kind of like reverse sunburn. If that's what the outside looks like I'm not sure I even want to see what's going on in the outside.

Which should be achievable.

My understanding is that he's already on probation.

Kajaki is Actually on BBC 2 Tonight.

At 11pm (bst). Which should answer any further questions Jeremy Corbyn and his confederates may have. Barking, of course, was last Sunday (9/6/19). https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fm-LsJyYGLk

Twitter All Drive Volkswagens

They must make amends. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7140543/Man-suspected-shooting-former-Boston-Red-Sox-star-David-Ortiz-says-mistaken-identity.html

Today is a New Day.

June 15th 2019 (15/6/19). A Saturday. It's a Saturday where I'm not facing a mad rush to have breakfast, do laundry. Catch up on the overnight events and then get to the shops to buy a weekly newspaper. So it should be relaxing. After all that's how this Internet gubbins works. Isn't it @JacindaArdern. If people's deaths aren't livestreamed on Facebook. Well, they must live forever. I believe it's known as a; "Reverse Buddha." Amongst the type of people who've sent her off on a different type of leave.

To Answer Jeremy Corbyn.

Yes. Does Dita need to serve you with the paperwork?

Mayor Sadiq Khan is Truly Sickened.

Apparently he's just been handed a shovel and told he's got to dig a grave. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-48643950 Edited to add; Or at least that's what I heard. Down the park.

Imagine a World.

Where the bonus tracks are never unlocked. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S-O7FowQssk

Khan 2020.

Not What We Wanted.

Believers.

Wild As Angels.

Aspects of Spirit.

Pour.

Come On.

Pretty Target.

Falling From The Tree.

Four Winds.

Final Warnings Sounding.

Today is a New Day.

June 14th 2019 (14/6/19). Or as it's known in the Trump Whitehouse; "Oops We've Sh*t the Bed Day." I think it's fair to assume that Vladimir Putin is enjoying himself. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-48600233 https://www.rferl.org/a/russians-rally-against-moves-to-tighten-the-screws-on-internet-freedom/29813172.html

Chuka Umunna Joins The Lib Dems.

Can't imagine why; https://www.theweek.co.uk/101495/liberal-democrats-leadership-battle-who-are-the-contenders

(ConObs)

That is what someone has written by their name.

Tory Stewart's Winning the Tory Leadership Race.

Well. He scraped through to the second round with 19 votes. But then he threatened to go full Juan Guiado. Setting up a rival Parliament and declaring himself Prime Minister anyway. Unlike Yvette Cooper he gets the joke.

John Bolton's Bombing Again.

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/world/us/trump-bypasses-congress-to-sell-weapons-to-saudi-arabia-1.3904601

As the Holmesdale Road Well Knows.

That would be the Mental Health Nurse Jo Brand. Sadly the discussion is moot. Twitter have now admitted that they are committing the criminal offence. They claim they have a Lawful Authority. Which allows them to commit the crime. They are though refusing to say in whose name that Lawful Authority was issued. Despite it having been waved about on TV.

Today Is A New Day.

June 13th 2019 (13/6/19). I highly recommend you spend at least part of it watching the 2015 movie; "Kilo Two Bravo." Or, in the original English; "Kajaki." Apparently it's where George Clooney got the inspiration for the submarine scenes in his HBO mini-series; "Catch-22." I gather the US National Security Council has already held a special, emergency screening. After all they're still dealing with John Bolton's disasterous 2001 decision to invade Afghanistan. That would be the same John Bolton who once tried to join the Navy. But ended up having his bell rung for him. https://uk.reuters.com/article/us-saudi-kingdom-holding-twitter/saudi-prince-alwaleed-bin-talal-optimistic-about-twitter-investment-cnbc-idUKKBN1CS1H2

John Bercow's Lost His House.

309 votes to 298. When Chinese Maoists have to go that far to make sure their protest cuts through. Clearly it's time to go.

Airborne Never Learn.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VxfLpOjeyBY

One Eye.

One Eye. One Eye. One Eye.

Sadly John Bolton Is That Supid.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-48593391

I've Been Invited to Join the "Twitter Insider Community."

So I explained to them that the offer of my assistance was a time limited one. Limited to this past weekend. It expired this Monday, June 10th (10/6/19). When the working week began. Before any further discussion they must immediately reinstate my account. Twitter must also formally and publicly apologise. By Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey performing a forfeit of my choosing. I suggest he hurries up. My fees will increase for every passing day the delay any obstruct continues. A full face Taoist Ying Yang tattoo is already looking rather tempting.

Oh Dear. What a Shame.

I'm going to have to go back to bed to sleep off my hangover. We should really thank US Director of National Intelligence Dan Coats. He's certainly been giving us all a good laugh. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jun/11/kim-jong-nam-half-brother-north-korea-leader-was-cia-informant

Today is a New Day.

June 12th 2019 (12/6/19). Later on today the Yvette Cooper/Jo Cox wing of the British Labour Party will attempt to stage another Coup de'tat. While being openly mocked by actual Chinese Maoists. For their utter contempt for democracy and the rule of law. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-48591001

I Needed Something to Roll On.

So tonight the tablet was invited back into the safe space. There I confirmed @Twitter Chief Executive Officer (CEO) @Jack (Dorsey) currently resides in the jurisdiction of the British Crown. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2019/06/10/twitter-ceo-jack-dorsey-throws-weight-behind-small-businesses/ So I can only assume that piece of paper in US President Trump's pocket. The one so close to his heart. That's the reason why @Jack's still not had his bell rung.

That's Actually Another True Story.

Unfortunately @Jack (Dorsey) still seems to be labouring under the misapprehension that he has a choice over whether he is going to receive a facial tattoo. Let alone what that facial tattoo is going to be. So it seems all my tomorrows are going to be taken up by another psychological 'appellant.' A 52 year old, mixed race American male. He had become fixed on the idea that the pop star Rihanna controlled the weather with her moods. So every time it rained we were sent into a frantic scramble to prove that Rihanna was safe, happy and loved. I do not know what happened to him long term. But I do know what the initial tribunal ruled; "Lock Him Up."

Twitter is Gilead.

So obviously I'm not in a rush to be readmitted. I'm one of the few people who've seen the Church of Scientology quietly back down & apologise.

Or I Could Just Watch #LoveIsland.

Like I'm still snuffling around for the only ha'penny I'm worth.

I'd Best Go To Bed.

As Rory Stewart well knows tomorrow is going to be an exciting day in the elected house. Speaker John Bercow needs to explain; Why he's obstructed the Serjeant-at-Arms in their lawful duty. To remove that toxic plaque from the wall. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43101434

Fox News.

@FoxNews are not banned from @Twitter. @FoxNews are being whiney little b'tches. No stomach for the fight. Apparently. Obviously I'm referring to a different litter. Confirming that the Paraplegic Fox is, in deed, one of the children of Douma. Which probably explains all the birth defects.

The Antsy Has Reduced.

But then I have reduced the dose. Or at least I think I've reduced the dose. That's always the risk with transdermal Novichoks; Accidental overdose.

"Friends of Bill."

Now how is that acronym working out for the closeted wee Miaow Miaows these days? https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/oxfam-child-abuse-haiti-scandal-inquiry-sexual-exploitation-charity-commission-a8953566.html

Set Sail For Botany Bay.

Twitter have frozen my account. Preventing me undertaking any and all work other than pursuing the reinstatement of my account. In freezing my account Twitter have committed a criminal offence. For now I'm prepared to keep the exact nature of that criminal offence between Twitter, myself and the relevant law enforcement agency. However Twitter's freezing of my account constitutes the Actus Rea. The act of guilt. Twitter have conceded that this was a deliberate act on their part. Rather than an error created by a fault in their system. Such as an Artificial Intelligence algorithm. A question though has remained over whether Twitter knew this physical act constitutes a criminal offence. Or that any reasonable person should have known the physical act constitutes a criminal offence. This is the Mens Rea. The guilty mind. On Friday, June 7th (7/6/19), I informed Twitter, through official channels, that they are committing a criminal offence. I gather that today (11/6/19) ...

Today Is A New Day.

June 11th 2019 (11/6/19). My Twitter account is still frozen. On the grounds that I urged Sky News, as an inanimate object, to commit suicide. This is the sort of disordered thinking which makes me concerned about the mental status of Twitter employees. It reminds me of my experience advocating at Mental Health Tribunals. People with severe mental illness are sometimes denied basic civil rights. Such as the rights to freedom and to make decisions about their medical treatment. These rights are enshrined in law. Therefore their removal is not something a private corporation can do on a whim. Instead they can only be removed under a process which is also enshrined in law. Due Process as it's known. Mental Health Tribunals exist as a way for an individual to challenge the decision to remove civil rights from them. This wasn't one of my cases. However I do know someone who at one of these Mental Health Tribunals was once called upon to, almost literally, act as the Devil...

That's the Problem With Pageantry.

There can be very serious consequences to not reading the fine print; https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/donald-trump-royal-banquet_uk_5cf58e5de4b0e346ce830d7b

Great Minds Must Think Alike

Because there are certain crimes for which you accept a prison sentence. If that courtesy is extended to you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuvzEKZ-PzQ

Twitter Avoids Tax.

Twitter avoids tax by basing its European Union (EU) operations in the Republic of Ireland. Specifically on Dublin's Fenian Street. I'm really concerned then that they may be contemplating harming themselves. Or being urged by the Irish government to harm themselves. By attempting to turn this into a performance piece regarding Brexit. Some of the UK Conservative Party leadership contenders are planning to play hard ball with the EU. Leave without an agreement and then withhold outstanding funds until the EU backs down. This would be something which is very much above Twitter's paygrade. It may even be above the Irish government's paygrade. This weekend, June 8th (8/6/19) and June 9th (9/6/19), has seen a summit of G20 Finance Ministers. The Irish economy is not big enough to qualify for this meeting. Being represented only as part of the EU. For some reason tech companies, such as Twitter, were suddenly deeply unpopular at this meeting. The G20 nations, inclu...

The Deadline Has Passed.

Michael Gove has made it through to the next round of the UK Conservative Party leadership race. Despite being quite unpopular. Having ruthlessly knifed Boris Johnson in the back in the last leadership race. I can't imagine what he did in the last couple of days to make himself seem like leadership material.

Today is a New Day.

Monday June 10th (10/6/19) in fact. The Twitter order banning me from undertaking any and all work is still in place. I can't say that I have much incentive to defy this order. It's raining really heavily and I could really use the time to allow my foot to recover. Meanwhile in the UK Conservative Party leadership race candidate Michael Gove has reminded everyone of an important fact. Sometimes it's nothing but luck which keeps people out of prison. We'll soon find out if his luck is going to hold. The deadline is 17:00 British Summer Time (BST).

About the Gout.

Turns out. Whatever you do it's going to hurt. So today I decided it's going to hurt while I go to the gym. As to what's triggered this particular outburst. I think it might be that rowing machine. But I also think it might be that HBO/Sky miniseries; "Chernobyl."  After all the explanation of radiation sickness sounds familiar. In the sense it hurt at first. Then it seemed to get better. Then it really started to hurt. Given the current state of scientific understanding of the subject. Either of those explanations are as valid as anything else on the table.

Aye.

If I was Rihanna I'd be trying to get out of my freehold too.  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-48574044

The Nations League.

Much like Qatar 2022 isn't that just some b'blocks UEFA invented to try & resell the rights to the Euro 2020 qualifiers for a higher price.

Lesbian Football.

Still struggling up that mountain to be recognised as even sport.

I've Got the Fidgets. The Bouncies.

The old Ants-in-the-Pants. Possibly I'm suffering from Twitter withdrawal symptoms. Or possibly I'm suffering from the long-term, adverse effects of high dose Ibuprofen. Either way I'm practically bouncing of the walls. An excess of energy, mild confusion, a difficulty concentrating and a general sense of restlessness. It's similar to the sensation of really badly needing to urinate. But can't because there's a queue. So you find yourself constantly shifting from one foot to the other. That's actually one of the adverse effects. The constant, but false, need to urinate. The word I've chosen to best describe this situation is; "Antsy."  Defined by the Cambridge English Dictionary as; "Very nervous, worried, or unpleasantly excited." It is also deliciously onomatopoeic. Capturing the sensation of your skin wanting to run away. As for the Gout it's much better. Although I'm worried that the residual, radiating heat...

If you can't beat a handful of Nazis.

You've only got yourself to blame.

Like Twitter. But With Brain Cells.

Honestly I've not really checked to see if my Twittter account is still frozen. There seems little point in rushing. If this is going to develop into a stubborn battle of wills it may take some time. One of my other stubborn battle of wills is currently entering its 13th year. It began before Twitter came into existence. Fortunately the start of that stubborn battle of wills marked a harbinger of current US National Security Adviser John Bolton being fired. I'm genuinely in two minds as to whether I want my Twitter account unfrozen. What I lose in Twitter I gain in not being placed under constant audio and biometric surveillance. In the interim I've decided to set up this blog. My main blog has become focused on in depth discussions of serious topics. This is intended more as a mircoblog. A place to quickly comment on small matters as they come up. For example; "I look forward to seeing England do battle with CR7 this evening." "Oh, that's...