Great News For American Farmers.

Silicon Valley has just announced it's going to be paying them trillions of dollars in compensation.

Well, Twitter's had a massive panic attack. Flooding my email with several emails a day, every day for the past week.

However they have not unfrozen my account and apologised.

Which is their way of admitting that they're siding with China.

In the US trade war with China.

So they're either priced in a massive compensation bill.

Or they must be planning to replace their soy lattes with mushroom pellets.