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Particularly With Someone Failing To Realise That 3 Months Delay Is 3 Months Closer To November.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-784436

Is That Actually What They Were Able To Con Biden With!

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-784400 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/taylor-swift-vs-gays.html

Suggesting That Norway Really Needs A Period Of Self-Reflection.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-784471 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/and-how-many-of-1200-twin-hatters-has.html

It's An Easy Enough Word To Stumble Over.

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-784293 "Indispensable/Indefencible."

*shakes head* Oh, Nancy Pelosi.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-784414 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/oh-dear-she-really-is-terrible.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/10/presumably-file-is-already-open-at.html

We'd All Heard About The Relapse.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-784412 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/and-we-thought-their-military-was-on.html

Oh. So That's Why They've Been Fecklessly Bombing Across The Region.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-784375 To calm things down.

Today is a New Day.

Wednesday January 31st 2024 (31/1/24). Let's see how far I get. Before the fatigue kicks in and my eyes start to roll back in my head again.

Which Seems To Be Putting It Mildly.

https://news.sky.com/story/gabriel-abdullah-charged-over-knife-hate-crime-in-golders-green-london-13060109 As usual. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/such-as-identity-of-her-attacker.html Seriously. A 10 minute police response time to a threat-to-life call is absolutely shameful. If it had been a Muslim claiming they'd been 'triggered' by 'Islamaphobia' they'd have been there in under a minute.

And How Many Of The 1,200 Twin-Hatters Has UNRWA Actually Suspended?

https://news.sky.com/story/israeli-intelligence-report-claims-four-unrwa-staff-in-gaza-involved-in-hamas-kidnappings-13059967 Is it still just 9.

A Church Is No Place For A Man In A Frock!

https://news.sky.com/story/man-who-threw-petrol-bombs-at-church-hosting-drag-events-is-jailed-13060195

Ironically. None Of The Cast & Crew Of; "Fauda" Were Involved.

https://news.sky.com/story/israeli-troops-dressed-as-civilians-and-medics-kill-three-during-raid-on-west-bank-hospital-13060056 That's a police team operating in a civilian area. Unless the ICRC would like to argue that it's a military facility.

Taylor Swift Vs. The Gays.

https://news.sky.com/story/super-bowl-2024-how-to-watch-chiefs-vs-49ers-what-time-does-it-start-and-what-time-will-usher-will-perform-the-half-time-show-13059884 Fortunately it looks like it'll be over very quickly. Honestly. We're all a bit surprised they managed to survive the previous round. https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/29/eminem-flips-off-49ers-fans-during-rollercoaster-day-at-nfc-championship-game/

Will His Thumbs Be Stitched To His Trouser Seams First This Time?

https://news.sky.com/story/middle-east-latest-us-iran-jordan-attack-israel-hamas-gaza-news-live-12978800?postid=7153304#liveblog-body

Yes. We All Caught Yesterday's Atlantic Council Briefing, Dear.

https://news.sky.com/story/middle-east-latest-us-iran-jordan-attack-israel-hamas-gaza-news-live-12978800?postid=7152383#liveblog-body Although I think very few people are aware that the US has just renewed the crippling lease on the Al-Udeid base. So pressing ahead with a review of that decision would barely count as a public climbdown.

So They Shouldn't Have Any Problem Calling A Press Conference, Tell The Class Then.

https://news.sky.com/story/mother-of-newborn-baby-found-dead-in-pub-toilets-in-leeds-identified-police-say-13059980 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/anyone-who-wants-to-try-again-should.html

Anyone Who Wants To Try Again Should Know How To By Now.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/30/taylor-swift-searchable-twitter-x-artificial-intelligence-ai-graphic-photos/

Whilst Chain-of-Command Is Warm & Waiting.

https://news.sky.com/story/man-dies-after-being-shot-by-armed-police-in-southeast-london-13059777 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/its-not-as-though-ill-be-available-to.html Without any need to resort to such desperate measures.

Imagine Being The Only One Who Still Hasn't Realised.

https://edition.cnn.com/2024/01/29/business/evergrande-ordered-to-liquidate-intl-hnk/index.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/was-it-help-we-need-directions-back-to.html

The Fact It's Taken 115 Days For The UN To Even Open An Investigation Strongly Suggests They Won't.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-784244

And We Thought Their Military Was On The Road To Recovery.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-784283 https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-784136

Today is a New Day.

Tuesday January 30th 2024 (30/1/24). I'm still having to prioritise rest and recovery. Along with cleaning the kitchen.

The ICJ Really Should Explain Its Error To The Public.

https://news.sky.com/story/leeds-baby-found-dead-in-pub-toilets-likely-stillborn-as-police-say-case-not-a-criminal-inquiry-13059438 Whilst some of us are still only on the brink of madness.

It's Not As Though I'll Be Available To Work On Saturdays Either.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/i-do-keep-wondering-whether-its-worth.html https://news.sky.com/story/west-brom-v-wolves-fa-cup-tie-halted-after-clashes-between-rival-fans-13058599 Although. If a certain someone's still quite sure they want to insist on another three months of this.

The Perils Of Marking Your Own Homework.

https://news.sky.com/story/japans-slim-spacecraft-regains-power-nine-days-after-historic-lunar-landing-13059163 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/and-is-he-quite-sure-about-that.html

It'll Be Interesting To See If She's Finally Learnt How To Read An Audience.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/29/taylor-swift-will-not-perform-super-bowl-lviii-halftime-show-usher/

I'd Imagine There's Quite A Few People Who'd Like To Try Again.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/29/cher-again-denied-conservatorship-elijah-blue-allman-hearing-court/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/surely-no-one-needs-any-further-lessons.html Now they've been schooled.

I Wonder Why They Would Allow An Attack.

https://news.sky.com/story/middle-east-latest-us-iran-jordan-attack-israel-hamas-gaza-news-live-12978800?postid=7149108#liveblog-body

And Is It Their Confidence Or Desperation Which Is Growing?

https://news.sky.com/story/islamic-state-claims-responsibility-for-attack-on-catholic-church-in-istanbul-13059421 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/its-probably-best-you-dont-try-and-take.html

So A Significant Failure On Someone's Part Then.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-784216

It's Probably Best You Don't Try And Take On A Catholic At Latin.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/that-actually-is-origin-of-phrase.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/its-expensive-having-to-fund-genocide.html

That Actually Is The Origin Of The Phrase; "Caught Red-Handed."

"Caught with the blood of their kill still upon their hands." Although it was most often used in relation to the poaching of deer from Royal estates. Saying a lot about the priorities of law enforcement during that Game of Thrones phase. Of course. Prime facia, that still sounds like the cereal packet and safety scissors versions of; in flagrant delicto. 

And, Unsurprisingly, Wins.

https://www.jpost.com/diaspora/article-784115

So. We Can Expect The Unconditional Release Of All Hostages Tomorrow(?!)

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-784209  As I'm sure even they've realised that screwing up global supply chains for another three months doesn't mean that their Awards Season is going to be covered.

It's Certainly Not A Prestige Event.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-784120

I've Long Advocated Ripping It All Out.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-784194 Then doing it again properly.

Apart From The Ones They're Currently Holding Hostage.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-784187 Not to mention the ones they keep shooting rockets at.

I Do Keep Wondering Whether It's Worth Renewing My SIA License.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-784203 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/yeah-they-should-definitely-keep.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/they-should-want-to-sit-themselves-down.html

Imagine Being Usher Right About Now.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/28/taylor-swift-boyfriend-travis-kelce-chiefs-headed-super-bowl-lviii/

She's Definitely Got Chlamydia Then.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13016467/Sydney-Sweeney-monkeys-promoting-Miu-Miu-tree.html

Oh Dear. She Really Is Terrible.

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-784082 While there have certainly been recent discussions over State Sponsorship. That isn't the State in question.

I Can't Imagine It's Causing Delays In The Port.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-784163 Apparently some people just like delaying things though. They think it's a really good idea.

We've Yet To See It Try To Help The People Of Gaza.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-784157 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/no-opportunity-to-provide-hamas-with.html

Has There Been Any Further Word From The Pronoun Botherers.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-784132 https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-784159 https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-784162

They're Certainly Progressing In Ways Others Are Not.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-784055

It's Expensive Having To Fund A Genocide All By Yourself.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-784062 So it's certainly plausible that some factions would be very upset. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/which-sounds-like-crime-tbh.html

He Can't Be Looking To Me To Save Him From His Terrible Screed.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-784156 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/which-is-all-weve-ever-needed-from-them.html That's something which only happens within Chain-of-Command.

Today is a New Day.

Monday January 29th 2024 (29/1/24). My chest's still a bit raw and my head's still swimming a bit. So let's see how this goes.

*checks watch*

https://news.sky.com/story/middle-east-crisis-us-uk-launch-strikes-houthi-targets-israel-gaza-hamas-12978800?postid=7145574#liveblog-body

They Should Want To Sit Themselves Down.

https://news.sky.com/story/middle-east-crisis-us-uk-launch-strikes-houthi-targets-israel-gaza-hamas-12978800?postid=7145165#liveblog-body https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/this-is-going-really-really-well.html I shouldn't have to do it for them.

Will The ICJ Be Explaining Its Error To The Public Tomorrow?

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/i-was-meaning-to-ask-if-all-signatories.html Or are we going to have to wait for another Psychotic Little Outburst Friday™.

Hmm. Would Someone Like To Check A Pronoun?

https://news.sky.com/story/middle-east-crisis-us-uk-launch-strikes-houthi-targets-israel-gaza-hamas-12978800?postid=7145724#liveblog-body What with the law being quite the creation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LVGMqglfA4&pp (Kained But Able, Capdown, Civil, Audio, Topic). Incidentally. UNRWA have actually only gotten around to suspending 9 of the 12 October 7th accused in the elaborate Zionist conspiracy. Although one of them was killed at the scene. So, quite literally; "Caught Red-Handed."

I Was Meaning To Ask If All Signatories To The Convention Have Been Bar Mitzvahed.

https://news.sky.com/story/labour-mp-kate-osamor-has-whip-suspended-after-gaza-comment-in-holocaust-memorial-day-post-13059039 Or are some of them still sitting there stuffing their gobs with chocolate. As they're only f'cking 4 years old, innit. Yeah. I stole that Yom Kippur joke from somewhere.

Which Sounds Like Crime, Tbh.

https://news.sky.com/story/one-person-dies-after-two-people-attack-istanbul-church-during-sunday-services-13058381

Which Is All We've Ever Needed From Them.

https://news.sky.com/story/king-will-not-carry-out-royal-engagements-for-up-to-a-month-as-he-recovers-from-surgery-sky-news-understands-13058516 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/surely-if-peasantry-were-any-better.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/yeah-they-should-definitely-keep.html

This Is Going Really, Really Well.

https://news.sky.com/story/three-us-troops-killed-and-25-injured-in-drone-attack-in-jordan-13058827 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/and-is-he-quite-sure-about-that.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/yet-dollywood-still-stands_18.html

If The US Wanted The War To Be Over In Time For Its Awards Season.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-784016 Then it shouldn't have f'cked all those spiders. Let alone f'cked even more.

At Least It Will Push Civilians Away From Sinai.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783992 Finally create an opportunity for a humanitarian bridgehead. Obviously we'd all be much better off without the US and UK's desperate need to feel included. However everyone else has always known that this is inevitable.  So if Egypt has failed to prepare itself. Then my sympathy has its limits.

Has The US/UK Still Not Confirmed The Hostages Have Received The Medication.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783987

Today is a New Day.

Sunday Janaury 28th 2024 (28/1/24). I'm still too baritone to go to the gym. So lucky you. For two reasons.

I Mean, Can She Even Think Of A More Famous Precedent.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/and-how-long-will-it-take-to-train-ai.html On this day, of all days.

Were We Supposed To Ask Whether She Did It Herself.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/25/taylor-swift-artificial-intelligence-ai-photos-nsfw-graphic-outrage-fans/ With help from her friend W.P Fennell. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/and-there-was-me-thinking-all-that.html Amid these, apparently, still ongoing struggling with footnotes. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/its-certainly-not-going-to-get-any-less.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRmJwqVbtQI&pp (The Green Fields Of France, Dropkick Murphys, Official Audio).

Oh No! What Have I Done!!!!

https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/25/anthony-ramos-cast-play-bob-the-builder-latin-outrage-jennifer-lopez-mattel/

Surely. No-One Needs Any Further Lessons On How It's Done.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/27/taylor-swift-x-unsearchable-artificial-intelligence-image-issue-nsfw-porn-twitter/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/free-bottles-of-wine-delivered-8.html

He Really Can't Be That Shocked.

https://news.sky.com/story/un-aid-agency-chief-shocked-as-uk-and-others-pause-funding-over-claims-staff-involved-in-hamas-attack-13058270 https://themedialine.org/top-stories/report-on-unrwas-misuse-of-us-funds-to-incite-hate-to-be-presented-on-hill/ https://www.ynetnews.com/article/h100durdpa https://www.unrwa.org/newsroom/official-statements/spreading-unsubstantiated-claims-about-unrwa-must-immediately-stop

It's Entirely Their Own Fault They're So Lonely.

https://news.sky.com/story/liverpool-fire-major-incident-declared-as-large-building-showing-signs-of-collapse-13057837 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/theyre-still-fcking-volleyball-then.html It's never needed to be that way for them. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/yeah-they-should-definitely-keep.html

It's Even More An Obvious Error Than Getting The Date Wrong.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-783916 So I'm surprised the ICJ still hasn't made any attempt to explain it to the public.

Making It Sound Plausible To The Court That They Need A White Person To Save Them.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783872 A Jew, ideally.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPwWsSFiByc (VHS Opening and Closing Credits to Citizen Smoth The Party's Over UK VHS Tape, Video, George's Retro Channel Archive). I'm sure the Court will take the Foreign Minister's comments into consideration. In deciding whether there is still a matter before it. Beyond explaining its error to the public.

That's Billable Hours For You.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-783874 Taking 35 minutes to confirm that Israel is a signatory to the convention. The only reason they're able to hear the matter at all. They really should have stopped there. Rather than giving themselves the pro bono work of having to explain their error to the public. I have advised them to consult with their Psychiatrist friend in future.

They're Still F'cking The Volleyball Then.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783933 When there's absolutely no reason for them to be that lonely.

And Is He Quite Sure About That.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783924 I'm certainly not aware of any magical little elf that's come along. To tidy away whatever that was supposed to be. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/it-was-certainly-particularly-deranged.html

And How Long Will It Take To Train An AI On Queen's Regs.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783917 I'm guessing a lot less time than it'll take to train her.

They Already Have My Advice.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783950 Should there be any further spasming around the stillbirth.

Today is a New Day.

Saturday Janaury 27th 2024 (27/1/24). It waas on Thursday that I started accept the headache I woke up with on Wednesday wasn't the result of a hangover. Well. Not exclusively the result of a hangover.

The ICJ Really Should Explain Its Error To The Public.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/i-expect-letters-of-resignation-to-be.html I'm certainly not minded to do it for them. Although I will exert myself to type two words; "Psychiatric Assessments." https://farkash-gallery.com/our-shop/1-vintage-israeli-posters/judaism-posters/yom-kippur-the-day-of-atonement-issued-by-the-jnf-kkl-in-israel-1960s/

They Already Have My Advice.

https://news.sky.com/story/middle-east-crisis-us-uk-launch-strikes-houthi-targets-israel-gaza-hamas-12978800?postid=7130982#liveblog-body Should there be any further spasming around the stillbirth. All I can do next is present them with my bill. As yes, dear. That is so much more horrific than a mere miscarriage. I wouldn't be at all surprised if BritBox is already trying to slap together a cr'p mini-series about it.

Yeah. My Rumour's Better.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/23/barbie-doll-inspiration-says-margot-robbie-greta-gerwig-deserved-oscar-nominations/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/i-dont-really-know-much-about-barbies.html

*coughs*

https://news.sky.com/story/donald-trump-must-pay-e-jean-carroll-83-3m-in-defamation-case-13057272 2v²sin∝cos∝/9.8?

You Either Leave A Scar On A Corporation That Problematic.

https://news.sky.com/story/middle-east-crisis-us-uk-launch-strikes-houthi-targets-israel-gaza-hamas-12978800?postid=7133782#liveblog-body https://www.theguardian.com/media/2009/oct/13/trafigura-drops-gag-guardian-oil Or it leaves a scar on you.

I'm Sure The Peasants Response Shall Be Both Proportionate And Sane(!)

https://news.sky.com/story/oil-tanker-on-fire-in-red-sea-after-missile-attack-by-houthi-fighters-13057225

At Least Someone Cared Enough To Interfere.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13002111/Michelle-Yeoh-Margot-Robbie-Greta-Gerwig-Oscars-snub.html

It's Hardly My Fault Someone Put A Sh't Flag On Their Stars.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/24/margot-robbie-oscar-snub-support-victoria-police/ Their, admittedly, rather Aryan stars.

Life! So Much Harder For The Stupid.

https://news.sky.com/story/man-dies-after-stealing-a-plane-and-crashing-into-the-ground-13056592 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/i-expect-letters-of-resignation-to-be.html

Surely If The Peasantry Were Any Better.

https://news.sky.com/story/king-seen-heading-into-london-hospital-13056449 It would be silent.

Well. That's Hardly Striking A Blow Against Colonialism.

https://news.sky.com/story/middle-east-crisis-us-uk-launch-strikes-houthi-targets-israel-gaza-hamas-12978800?postid=7130470#liveblog-body Reducing oneself to Smith, 1900. * *Unevenly applied, 1948-1991. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npeoFr5BwMI&pp (Everybody Needs Somebody To Love, Solomon, Burke, Remastered, Audio, Topic).

No, I Don't Think I'll Be Sampling To Pinotage Tonight.

As, clearly. We've all already had more than enough of an absolutely terrible South African whine today. Oh, and that sight over the yardarm means end-of-day, dear. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/i-expect-letters-of-resignation-to-be.html

If They Don't Move To Compliance By Close-of-Business.

They're not leaving UNDSS with any other option. https://news.sky.com/story/middle-east-crisis-us-uk-launch-strikes-houthi-targets-israel-gaza-hamas-12978800?postid=7130207#liveblog-body Nemo iudex in causa sua and all that. Just for the benefit of those amongst us whose law degrees didn't come free with a packet of cereal. Of course if the issue of stillbirth is, foolishly, pushed any further. https://news.sky.com/story/middle-east-crisis-us-uk-launch-strikes-houthi-targets-israel-gaza-hamas-12978800?postid=7130557#liveblog-body I can only strongly recommend that blood is drawn in response.

Nope. They Didn't Even Manage To Get The Date Right.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783883 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/i-expect-letters-of-resignation-to-be.html Now, by watch they've got less than an hour. Or the handcuffs will have to be applied.

I Expect The Letters Of Resignation To Be Significantly Shorter Than That Performance.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/and-were-they-able-to-accurately-plot.html And on my desk by end-of-day.  Of course its not a matter of it being withdrawn. Either now or in a month's time. It was simply stillborn. I would assume they would want to include the reasons why in their letters of resignation.

And Were They Able To Accurately Plot The Trajectory Of Their Faceplant.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-783852 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/for-better-or-for-worse.html Or is that completely beyond their powers too.  Because oh look; It's another talking point about a Court blatantly committing a criminal act(s) https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/for-better-or-for-worse.html One which will only embolden the peasantry in their vexatiousness.   Needless to say.  This really isn't the forum for South Africa to explore the reasons for its decline in the post-Mandela era. https://www.statecapture.org.za/

Only 115 Days Later.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783839

Some Being Higher Than Others.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-783816 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/did-any-of-us-expect-them-to-think.html Clearly.

Legally; Anything Less Than A Dismissal With Prejudice Undermines The Court's Credibility.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-783797 Politically; Putting it on the back burner for the next 36+ months the more convenient way of preventing any vexatious repetitions.

Just As Long As They Acknowledge Our Right To Feel A Bit Sorry For Them.

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-783795 Hope they get the help they so clearly need.

It Would Be Puzzling To Consider Them An Honest Broker.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-783733 So it would hardly be terrible if Qatar did remove themselves from the negotiations.

There Are Certain Expectations You Do Not Take Seriously.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783742  https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/did-any-of-us-expect-them-to-think.html

We'll Try And Find The Time To Check The Official Gazatte.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783817 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/free-bottles-of-wine-delivered-8.html

Did Any Of Us Expect Them To Think Better Of It.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783859 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/and-will-there-be-any-further.html

It's Not So Much; "Word-of-the-Day" As; "Word-of-the-Life" For Some People.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783857

Today is a New Day.

Friday Janaury 26th 2024 (26/1/24). And in something of a first for this week. I might be dealing with today's stuff today.

For Better Or For Worse.

I doubt it's a coincidence that they chose; "Psychotic Little Outburst Friday." https://news.sky.com/story/middle-east-crisis-us-uk-launch-strikes-houthi-targets-israel-gaza-hamas-12978800?postid=7127093#liveblog-body https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/surely-thats-definitiation-of-vexatious.html Either way. I shall certainly raise a glass.

Aren't We All Getting A Bit Fed Up Of The Mad Cr'p From That Starry-Eyed Quarter.

https://news.sky.com/story/middle-east-crisis-us-uk-launch-strikes-houthi-targets-israel-gaza-hamas-12978800?postid=7124936#liveblog-body https://news.sky.com/story/time-to-think-the-unthinkable-and-consider-uk-conscription-says-britains-former-top-nato-commander-13056148 The need for self-defence ends when the Crimes Against Humanity cease.

Obviously, It Can't Continue.

https://news.sky.com/story/blowout-hit-boeing-faces-safety-penalty-despite-grounded-planes-being-cleared-13055897 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/free-bottles-of-wine-delivered-8.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/its-certainly-not-going-to-get-any-less.html

Appalling, Absolutely Appalling.

https://news.sky.com/story/six-people-found-dead-in-california-desert-in-scene-reminiscent-of-no-country-for-old-men-13055839 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/it-was-certainly-particularly-deranged.html

Apparently It Never Occurs To Some People To Just Bring Themselves Back In.

https://news.sky.com/story/mysterious-deaths-of-three-friends-found-dead-in-frozen-garden-two-days-after-watching-football-game-together-13055922

It's Certainly Not Going To Get Any Less Embarrassing.

https://news.sky.com/story/constance-marten-selfish-parents-accused-of-leaving-baby-girls-body-in-shed-court-told-13056166 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/and-is-there-to-be-any-more-news-of.html Out there in the cold.

And This Latest Little Inquiry Improved Their Situation?

https://news.sky.com/story/nottingham-attacker-valdo-calocane-who-remains-dangerous-is-sentenced-to-be-detained-at-high-security-hospital-13054755 Or simply further fuelled their impotent rage.

Free Bottles Of Wine Delivered = 8.

Hostages Released = 0. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/is-biden-sure-he-doesnt-want-me-to.html  Needless to say. They improved their offer, sending a gift. https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/22/virgin-atlantic-flight-plane-canceled-passenger-spot-missing-screws/ Rather than launching into a series of increasingly deranged tantrums.

You Can't Force Everyone To Be A Rational Actor.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-783643 Clearly. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/they-have-had-nearly-two-years-to-come.html

If The US Wanted The War To Be Over In Time For Its Awards Season.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-783422 Then the US should have got its sh't together. Much, much sooner. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/trying-to-find-kill-switch.html  Perhaps if they were able to grasp the concept of Opportunity-Cost they wouldn't be in such a rush to blow their opportunties. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/and-is-there-to-be-any-more-news-of.html

It Was Certainly A Particularly Deranged Day.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783432 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/desperate-desperate-lunges.html No wonder everyone's appalled. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/and-will-cause-of-disruption-be.html

They Have Had Nearly Two Years To Come To Peace With The Reality Of Thier Situation.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783660 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/and-is-there-to-be-any-more-news-of.html I've long advised the CIA's allies to address the issue with them directly, through the proper channels.

Isn't Their Addiction To Endless Inquires A Big Driver Of Their Impotent Rage.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783607 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/sadly-i-dont-think-they-even-knew-they.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/yeah-they-should-definitely-keep.html After all it's not as though the answer's going to change. Just because they don't like it.

Today is a New Day.

Thursday January 26th 2024 (26/1/24). I've very nobly decided to give the gym a miss today. Entirely for your benefit of course.

Does She Want The Good Security Team Back Yet?

https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/24/taylor-swift-stalker-david-crowe-arrest-third-time/ As I'm sure we all know what we'd all much rather be doing.

Whatever It Is, It Must Be Catching.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/24/melanie-safka-singer-brand-new-key-dead-dies/ As I really can't imagine that shock was a factor.

And Do They Still Feel As Though That's Ever Going To Be On The Test.

https://news.sky.com/story/jennifer-crumbley-us-mother-faces-trial-over-son-ethan-crumbleys-mass-shooting-at-michigan-school-13054676 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/and-is-there-to-be-any-more-news-of.html

Yes. They All Really Need Something New To Try & Pass Off As Their Own.

https://news.sky.com/story/middle-east-crisis-us-uk-launch-strikes-houthi-targets-israel-gaza-hamas-12978800?postid=7121722#liveblog-body https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/people-do-need-to-be-at-peace-with.html

People Do Need To Be At Peace With Their Place.

https://news.sky.com/story/man-found-guilty-of-fatally-shooting-woman-after-car-she-was-in-mistakenly-pulled-into-his-driveway-in-new-york-state-13055152

And Is There To Be Any More News Of Yesteryear?

https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/24/elle-king-cancel-postpones-show-concert-september-no-explanation/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/was-how-embarrassing-that-is-not.html

Were They Seriously Expecting It To Roll Up Chain-of-Command.

https://news.sky.com/story/nose-wheel-falls-off-boeing-757-as-delta-air-lines-flight-prepares-to-take-off-from-atlanta-airport-13055350

Surely That's The Definitiation Of; "Vexatious."

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783570 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/blimey-do-they-want-me-to-write-that.html Getting ideas beyond oneself.

Desperate, Desperate Lunges.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783448

And Will The Cause Of The Disruption Be Addressed Directly & Properly?

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783565 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/people-can-always-condemn-cause-of.html

You Wouldn't Think It Would Be Possible For Them To Project An Image Of Global Leadership At This Point.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783436 https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783428 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/yeah-they-think-they-look-like-theyre.html But my gosh. They're still going to insist on trying.

People Can Always Condemn The Cause Of The Disruption & Delays.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783429 https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783421 Allies might even be able to get it stopped.

I Hope It Wasn't Too Disruptive.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783372

Blimey! Do They Want Me To Write That For Them Too.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783465 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/it-speaks-poorly-of-court-that.html Dismissing with prejudice would probably be a step too far. You wouldn't want to give anybody a free pass to actually commit Genocide at some, unspecified point in the future. Particuly given some of the Court's more sketchy members. However this sort of vexatious behaviour does need to deterred. So a very large cost award to compensate Israel and others for the disruption certainly seems to be in order.

Today is a New Day.

Wednesday January 24th 2024 (24/1/24). And I'm about to invoke my right to a half-day. No matter how far behind we may find ourselves.

I Shall Let You'll Know, If This #WarFooting Ever Becomes; 'Vicious.'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12845613/Taylor-Swift-girls-night-Selena-Gomez-Zoe-Kravitz-Anya-Taylor-Joy-Cara-Delevingne-NYC.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojULkWEUsPs&pp (Who Let The Dogs Out, Baha Men, Official Video).

Oh, I'm Sure I Can Find A Solution For That.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12994999/Selena-Gomez-shares-throwback-bikini-snap.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e83ZEb3jYv8 (Run Lola Run - Run Two, V Video, marinosimic).

Those Dirty, Stinky, Flithy, Evil #Houthis.

https://news.sky.com/story/middle-east-crisis-us-uk-launch-strikes-houthi-targets-israel-gaza-hamas-12978800?postid=7116725#liveblog-body Locating their military installations so far away from their population centres. I mean. Are they even Muslims(!) https:/wwwm.youtube.com/watch?v=_NzLs-xSss0&pp (Won't Get Fooled Again, The Who, Official Audio).

And, Suddenly. It Makes Sense.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/yep-were-officially-down-to-three-foxes.html #GentlemanCaller. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw_wRzILReM&pp (Baba O Riley, The Who, Official Audio).

Welp! That Just Might Be About The Creepiest Thing I've Ever Done.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/i-dont-really-know-much-about-barbies.html However, #FreezeFrame! I can confirm that there are absolutely no nipples on that #PerfectPair. Rather like a little someone we won't mention. #NotEvenClose.

Yeah. I'm Starting To Think Someone Might've Smoked A Wee Bit Of Weed There.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/19/snoop-dogg-onlyfans-deal-offer-wife-shante-broadus/ Not that the #CommonCold's taken him yet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBYd1JeLV4U&pp (Bang Bang, Dr Dre, Official Audio)/

Annnd, Will There Be Anything Further From The; #BigLieCommunity!

https://news.sky.com/story/donald-trump-wins-republican-presidential-primary-in-new-hampshire-nbc-news-projects-13055107 *coughs* #SCOTUS. *coughs* #LearnToCiteAFootnote!✋! https://www.whitehouse.gov/kbj/

Well. I Thought She Was Really Sexy In That Movie.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12793915/Natalie-Portman-lucky-not-harmed-child-actress.html Although I feel I should point out; Natalie Portman and I are, roughly, the same age. *whispers* She's older. *whispers again* Just look at the knees.

There's Certainly No Rule That Says You Have To Start At The Beginning.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/23/rihanna-natalie-portman-fangirls-dior-show-paris-fashion-week/ Although I'll be the first, to let you know. If things ever start getting offensive. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/08/actually-robert-athelston-mayers-works.html https://news.sky.com/story/india-pm-inaugurates-controversial-temple-while-eyeing-upcoming-elections-13053759

Well. A Certain Someone's Lunges Do Seem To Be Growing Ever More Desperate.

https://news.sky.com/story/doomsday-clock-set-at-90-seconds-to-midnight-amid-unprecedented-level-of-risk-13054582 https://news.sky.com/story/middle-east-crisis-us-uk-launch-strikes-houthi-targets-israel-gaza-hamas-12978800?postid=7116161#liveblog-body https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFYyS-5i3y0&pp (Waiting For The Great Leap Forward, Billy Bragg, Slideshow, Dave Gurman).

Nice Of Him To, Finally, Raise His Hand There.

https://news.sky.com/story/man-confesses-to-starting-south-africa-building-fire-that-killed-76-people-while-trying-to-get-rid-of-body-13054923 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljNegCM2LTY&pp (Paying My Way, Dropkick Murphys, Official Video).

And Have All Of Those Jew Doctors Managed To Introduce Her A'se To Her Elbow Yet(?!)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12993763/Snoop-Doggs-daughter-Cori-Broadus-24-kidneys-terrible-stroke.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc7H9s4PdSI&pp (Rocky (10/10) Movie CLIP - Adrain! (1976) HD, Mocieclips).

Oh, I'm Sure It's Just A Matter Of Perspective, Dear.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/14/sabrina-carpenter-barry-keoghan-spotted-together-interactive-museum-la/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjNH3_yl1XU&pp (Helicopter Song, Dublin City Ramblers, Rare, Audio, Topic).

You Can Certainly Tell A Lot About A Man.

From what he considers; "Big." https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12993277/Barry-Keoghan-pays-tribute-late-mother-Debbie-Masters-Air-premiere-silver-engraved-bracelet.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEVzCGEVv7w&pp (Up The Border, The Wolfe Tones, Provisional Audio, WolfeTonesTV)/

Was How Embarrassing That Is Not Underlined?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12103313/Miley-Cyrus-undergoing-eye-movement-therapy.html "Waltz With Bashir" (2008) is really all about the process of memory. Particularly traumatic memory. One of the filmmaker's friends wants to know why, after 20 years, he's suddenly being haunted by nightmares of his role in the war. This prompts the filmmaker to wonder why he doesn't have any memories of the war. It's just not "stored in his system." By talking to others about their memories of the war and psychiatrists about the function of memory. He eventually uncovers his own traumatic memories. Not nightmares, not flashbacks just memories. This examination of the process of perception and memory was picked up by; "The Affair" (2014-2019. The "Alison" character of the "Lockhart" stable gets super into EMDR in Season 4 (2018). Much to her regret. So to present that in 2023, as some sort of boast. That's just dee...

Obviously. Not Everything Will Be On The Test.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/09/how-could-any-of-us-ever-forget.html

And Was There Supposed To Be A Question In There Somewhere.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/oh-well-if-you-havent-even-got-talent.html https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aliyah_(NCIS) Perhaps;  "Why aren't we already back within the warm bosom of Chain-of-Command." https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/09/how-could-any-of-us-ever-forget.html

And Will There Be Any Further Utterances From The Peasant Class Today?

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/so-someones-repeating-kindergarten.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/well-they-are-legitimate-government-of.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/and-what-about-searches-for-enlarged.html

So. Someone's Repeating Kindergarten.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/yeah-they-think-they-look-like-theyre.html Again(!) On October 7th 2023 (7/10/23) Israel was attacked by Hamas. Ever since then the US and others have been demanding that Israel's response be; "Proportionate." Claims of proportionality have been the repetative mantra in all of the statements attempting to justify the US/UK-led strikes against the Houthis of Yemen. It turns out that; "Proportionality" isn't some empty meme or campaign slogan. It has defined meaning under actual International Humanitarian Law. The; "Proportionality Test" is the weighing of the impacts on civilians - death being the most serious one - against the military objective being pursued.  However like the legal concept of; "Reasonableness" proportionality is an elastic concept, open to interpretation. There is no set formula. So it's not like you're allowed to kill 5 civilians in order to kill 1 rifleman, 10...

So. Egypt Is Going To Invade The Southern Gaza Strip Then(?!)

Destroy Hamas and release the hostages.  https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-783285 I really don't think I can apologise for the situation everyone now finds themselves in. I feel I still deserve an apology for Mad Week 1.

I'm Surprised To Learn They Know They're Still Fighting In The Gaza Strip.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-783000 Everything about their recent behaviour suggests they'd completely forgotten. Obviously no-one can unf'ck the spiders of Mad Week 1, let alone Mad Week 2. However that has really been the stark choice facing Israel; Prioritise this group of hostages. Or prioritise the next group of hostages. Although both seem preferable to what appears to be the current desire to just surrender to Hamas and become their obedient servants.

Which Does Sound Like It Was Mainly Their Own Fault.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783287 It also sounds like it's come straight out of an episode of; "SEAL Team." https://sealteam.fandom.com/wiki/Conspicuous_Gallantry It certainly provides a stark reminder that they could still lose. Amid this, seeming, total loss of mission focus.

No. The Houthis Can't Really Do Anything More Than A Naval Blockade.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783320 Not without providing Israel with a profitable shop window for its Arrow system. https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2023/9/28/germany-israel-sign-historic-3-5bn-missile-shield-deal Or, worse. Accidentally bombing Egypt.  

You Wouldn't Think You Could Fit So Much; "Eye-Roll" Into Five Letters.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783318

It Certainly All Has The Air Of; "Peasant" About It.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783298 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/wow-theyre-still-clinging-to-delusion.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/i-guess-well-all-just-have-to-laugh-at.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/id-forgotten-how-fast-that-was-closing.html

Yes. Minimally Competent Military Planners Try To Avoid Such Situations.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783265 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/trying-to-find-kill-switch.html

Yeah. Have Their Mothers Had Their Hearing Tested Recently?

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783283 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/another-area-where-false-claims-of.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/i-guess-well-all-just-have-to-laugh-at.html

Many More Mistakes Like That, I'll Have To Cut Them Off.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783229 Whoever would want their brand associated with a failure.

Yes. I'd Be Enraged If I Was That Stupid Too.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783215 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/yet-dollywood-still-stands_18.html

Today is a New Day.

Tuesday January 23rd 2024 (23/1/24). Or Saturday lunchtime, according to my to-do-list.

Oh Well. If You Haven't Even Got The Talent For Fishing.

https://news.sky.com/story/missing-us-navy-seals-declared-dead-following-raid-to-seize-iranian-weapons-bound-for-houthis-says-american-military-13053912 Best you just hurry back to your regiment, innit.

I'd Forgotten How Fast That Was Closing In On Them.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12990813/Travis-Scott-Luke-Combs-Burna-Boy-added-list-performers-2024-Grammy-Awards.html

Yeah. They Think They Look Like They're Showing Everyone In Region And World How It's Done.

https://news.sky.com/story/middle-east-crisis-us-uk-launch-strikes-houthi-targets-israel-gaza-hamas-12978800?postid=7111562#liveblog-body When they really don't. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/i-guess-well-all-just-have-to-laugh-at.html

They Certainly Won't Get Anywhere By Wasting Time.

https://news.sky.com/story/boeing-faces-safety-alert-over-door-plugs-on-another-model-13053793 https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/22/virgin-atlantic-flight-plane-canceled-passenger-spot-missing-screws/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/so-why-didnt-it-just-do-as-ordered.html It's actually kind of frightening they still haven't managed to work that out for themselves.

I Guess We'll All Just Have To Laugh At Them A Bit Louder.

https://news.sky.com/story/uk-and-us-carry-out-second-joint-attacks-on-houthi-military-targets-in-yemen-13054209 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/now-thats-supply-chain-problem.html Apparently they've not been able to hear us up to now.

But Not Half As Much As She Been Embarrassing Herself.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/22/elle-king-drunk-dolly-parton-tribute-birthday/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/then-as-if-by-magic-vacancy-opened-up.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBV1aOwR2C8&pp (La Petite Boutique, Edith Piaf, 100, Official Audio).

Maybe Europe's Economic Woes Aren't Such A Mystery After All.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782909 As, the last time I checked. 1993 was a slightly bigger number than 1987.

Anyone Making Unreasonable & Irrational Demands Is Always Going To Be Frustrated.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-782849 Regardless of who they're talking to.

It Speaks Poorly Of The Court That The Dismissal Was Not Issued Last Monday (15/1).

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783217 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/theyd-best-hurry-up-its-on-verge-of.html

And Some People Stil Haven't Realised How Costly Mad Week One Was For Them.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-782776 Oh well. It's the bed they've made for themselves. They're the one's who've got to go and lay in it.

Why Go Through The Trouble Of Forming A Palestinian Government.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782730 Then waiting for that Palestinian government to form a security force. Then waiting for that Palestinian security force to rescue the hostages. When the IDF can just do it. Alternatively Hamas still form enough of a Palestinian government/security force in the Gaza Strip that they could just release the hostages.

Wow. They're Still Clinging To The Delusion Something's Going To Happen For Them Then.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/apparently-well-all-have-to-await.html I've just got a text message from my G.P. Apparently I've been randomly selected for blood and ECG test due to the "high risk" drug; "Olanzapine." Which I'm not taking nor have ever taken. Although a quick skim of the Wikipedia page suggests Olanzapine can increase the risk of Stroke within eldery Dementia patients. Which sounds a lot more like my Paternal Grandmother's medical notes than mine. If they're still debating Disabliy Access Ramps, the use thereof. In the meantime. Since ringing the bell and quitting they've been sitting on their arses and sulking for the best part of 20 years. They can wait a couple more days. Some of us have got work to do.

Unfortunately He Is A Fan Of Theirs.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-782663

They'd Best Hurry Up, It's On The Verge Of Being Dismissed.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783161 Unless the Court is still waiting for political guidance on how to interprete the law.

The Desperate Need To Be Seen.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783151 Even if that means being seen doing something incredibly stupid.

Inter Alia(?!)

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783149 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/honestly-western-wall-would-make-more.html  Inter alia(?!)

If There's One Thing That I've Learnt In Life.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783149 It's that it can always be worse.

Do They Think They Can Do A Better Job Of Talking Sense Into Some People?

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783147  https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/yep-hes-fuckedthevolleyball.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/honestly-western-wall-would-make-more.html

Another Area Where False Claims Of Genocide Have Been Trying To Give Al Qaeda A Foothold.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783145

Apparently, We'll All Have To Await Tomorrow With Baited Breath.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783121 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/and-what-about-searches-for-enlarged.html To find out if they've been able to close the loop.

Honestly. The Western Wall Would Make A More Coherent Debating Partner.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783107 https://www.asiapacific.ca/publication/debate-rages-japan-over-whether-revise-worlds-oldest https://www.politico.eu/article/in-the-face-of-war-ukraine-jews-embrace-a-dual-identity/ Given that the comparison is, inevitably, going to make them look stupid. You'd think they'd just want to stay out of the discussion.

Now. That's A Supply-Chain Problem.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783083 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/yep-hes-fuckedthevolleyball.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LbLClJhxjg (Family guy random scene #1 Tom Hanks in castaway, Video, Ner).

That's Certainly Been The Soundtrack Of The Past Week.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783079 "Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear." https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/and-it-could-still-well-be-lost.html

Today is a New Day.

Monday January 22nd 2024 (22/1/24). There certainly isn't going to be a Saxon Needles update today. Probably not this week. Funnily enough.  Wasting an entire week is something which takes an entire week to catch up on.

Yeah. People Are Shooting & Blowing Each Other Up Every Day.

So you'll have to explain to me why you've managed to get yourselves so excited about this one. https://news.sky.com/story/women-and-girls-in-gaza-using-scraps-of-tent-material-in-place-of-period-products-13053083 Try and answer without using the word; "Zakat." https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2021/5/26/qatar-pledges-500-million-to-gaza-reconstruction

There's Really Little Point Trying To Talk Amid A Hurricane Of Stupidity.

https://news.sky.com/story/uk-weather-latest-new-amber-snow-warning-after-coldest-night-of-winter-stormy-conditions-on-way-this-weekend-13048245?postid=7106701#liveblog-body

Yeah. They Should Definitely Keep Debating The Disability Access Ramps.

https://news.sky.com/story/man-found-dead-alongside-young-girls-and-woman-in-norfolk-named-13052224 https://news.sky.com/story/two-navy-warships-crash-off-coast-of-bahrain-13052369 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2019/12/khanistan-police-still-racist.html After all. Insolence & Insubordination might, suddenly, become the path to Assistance, innit(!)

I Don't Really Know Much About Barbie's Origin Story.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/harold-matson-isador-handler-mattel.html However from what I do know. I really don't think it would be impossible to do a biopic on the style of; "The Marvellous Mrs Maisel." In fact I think there might even be a few little references to Barbie's origin story in the show. The Joel Maisel character works for a plastic maker. Until he quits to join his father's fashion company. Making beautiful dresses for the models. When his mother's not leaving him alone in his bedroom with his very close friend "Archie." To have their; "Little sword fights." Mrs Maisel's father, Mr Weissman, is something of a mad inventor. In 1958 they have their own speakerphone. He prepares for a summer break to the Catskills by building a scale model of their summer house. Along with models of their luggage along with a model of the trailer to carry the luggage. Now, no offence to Rachel Brosnahan. However one of m...

Shouldn't They Just Be Grateful For Any Attention Anyone's Prepared To Give Them.

https://news.sky.com/story/ac-milan-players-walk-off-pitch-after-alleged-racist-chants-towards-goalkeeper-mike-maignan-13052893 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/obviously-it-has-grown-rather-late-on.html

Is There Anything More Dangerous Than An Idiot Using Their Initiative.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-782640  https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782648

So He's Still An Enemy Agent Then, Intent On Destroying Israel From Within.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782620 All so he can be Pasha of the smoldering ruins.

And It Could Still Well Be Lost.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782543 Particularly given the apparent complete loss of mission focus. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/it-does-seem-to-be-really-odd-time-to.html

As You Can't Even Use Tear Gas In War That Is An Incredibly Serious Allegation.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-782544 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemical_Weapons_Convention Accusing Israel of systematically breaking international law over a number of years. I just trying to decide whether it's a grieving mother who hasn't understood what she's been told. Or a grieving mother who is metaphorically protesting a policy she doesn't agree with. Suffocation is a very real risk whenever anyone is held in an enclosed space, such as an underground tunnel. It's a risk which only increases with time. This apparently shared obsession with dawdling is only increasing the risk to everyone. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/and-how-long-does-he-want-it-to-drag-on.html  

I Assume The US/UK Are Able To Confirm Whether The Hostages Have Recieved The Medication Or Not.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-782565 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/so-why-didnt-it-just-do-as-ordered.html

People Who Don't Know What They're Talking About Should Expect To Be Ignored.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-783047

You've Got More Chance Of A Coherent Answer Debating The Western Wall.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782999 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/yep-hes-fuckedthevolleyball.html

Which Will Only Be Welcomed By Those Who Want Instability To Spread.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782979 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/its-certainly-one-of-more-bizarre-new.html The sort of desperate, wretched people who just can't tell the difference between a good idea and a bad idea.

And That's How You Quickly Close The Loop.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782971 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/sub-prime-binding-agent.html  Not that certain ideas should ever occur in anyone's heads in the first place. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/yep-hes-fuckedthevolleyball.html

Yet There Are Still Colder Places To Be.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782933 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/which-is-certainly-strange-place-to.html

Certainly The Moment I Accepted That It Had Become So Erratic & Unstable.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782942 Nothing could be achieved until at least a hint of stability had returned.

And How Long Does He Want It To Drag On For?

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782896 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/trying-to-find-kill-switch.html  Six months? Nine months? A year? Four years? Twenty years? As they're already obviously not coping. I wouldn't think they'd want to drag it out for a day longer than they need to.

Oh, I Don't Think They Ever Went Away.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782887 It's just that the operating environment became so erratic and unstable. It was impossible for anyone to achieve anything. Of course. Some of us are old enough to remember when the World Economic Forum used to be selective. Rather than putting up with just any old trash.

Today is a New Day.

Sunday January 21st 2024 (21/1/24). Now. Here's a revolutionary idea; If you're desperate for someone to explain something to you. Don't waste their time. So I'm happy for that to go into the; "Lessons Learned" column. Not that you'd think it would actually need to.

Virtue Signalling As A Core Pillar Of Islam.

Discuss.

Trying To Find The Kill-Switch?!

https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/20/man-arrested-disorderly-conduct-tried-open-door-taylor-swift-building/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/oh-well-i-suppose-theyve-got-to-do.html Seriously though. If you want a war, any war, to be over quicker. The last thing you do is try to is try to slow it down and call for pauses. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDyip7SIJkQ&pp (Green Fields Of France, The Fureys, Lyric Video, Video Songs). There's absolutely no chance it's going to be over by New Year's, let alone, Christmas with that attitude.

It's Certainly One Of The More Bizarre New Year's Resolutions.

"Oh well. Maybe next year." https://news.sky.com/story/middle-east-crisis-us-uk-launch-strikes-houthi-targets-israel-gaza-hamas-12978800?postid=7102038#liveblog-body http://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2024/01/operation-saxon-needles-month-4-week-1.html Given how embarrassing the original Mad Week was. I really can't imagine anyone was crying out for a sequel.

There's Never A Good Time To F'ck The Volleyball.

https://news.sky.com/story/middle-east-crisis-us-uk-launch-strikes-houthi-targets-israel-gaza-hamas-12978800?postid=7102239#liveblog-body No matter how out of your depth you are.

It Does Seem To Be A Really Odd Time To Be Looking For New Objectives.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-783000 Even if we are all being forced to operate under duress. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/so-why-didnt-it-just-do-as-ordered.html

It's Really Not A Discussion Worth Having.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782955 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/yep-hes-fuckedthevolleyball.html It's high risk with very little possibly of them even being able to understand what's going on. Let alone learning.

Yep. He's; "#FuckedTheVolleyball!"

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782982 Not only demanding Israel doesn't get any hostages back. Not only demanding that Hamas is allowed to survive. Also demanding that Israelis to put up with Hamas firing an "acceptable level" of rockets at them. All while desperately trying to work out what's going on. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/oct/31/us-calls-for-end-to-saudi-airstrikes-in-yemen https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/not-even-planet-dear.html

Yes. I Gather There's A Correct, Technical Term For That Now.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782935 A grade somewhat beyond; "Screwed the Pooch."

Which Is Certainly A Strange Place To Choose To Be.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782885

Today is a New Day.

Saturday January 20th 2024 (20/1/24). Don't panic. I've got a plan! I've got a new mattress, and a plan. One day soon I hope for the chance to test them both out. Until then my priorities are; Doing laundry, going to the shops and buying alcohol. All without bursting into tears.

Obviously. It Has Grown Rather Late On A Friday Afternoon.

So I, couldn't possibly, be expected to explain why; "Correspondent" #DavidLammy was being presented on the #BBCNews as something other than a; "Drain." Just as I, couldn't possibly, be expected to examine that ridiculous growth suddenly appearing . Somewhere just south of my #Septum. Let alone tame that #SillyWalk of mine. But, you know; #FootballFocus! #GaryLineaker! #VirtueSignal✋! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4RQsPECTdM&pp (I Wanna Be Sedated,  The Ramones, Official Audio).

And. Am I, Finally, Allowed To Make A 'Creative' Suggestion Now(?!)

https://news.sky.com/story/uks-counter-terror-chief-warns-of-unprecedented-rise-in-terrorism-threat-since-israel-gaza-war-started-13052040 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX5VRKYDuCo&pp (Take 'Em All, Cock Sparrer, Official Audio).

Nope. That Doesn't Add Up.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/18/snoop-dogg-daughter-cori-broadus-severe-stroke-hospital/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpZtKpLzMM8&pp (What Are We Waiting On, Woody Guthrie, Asch, Audio, Topic).

Yes. #Thankfully, You've Absolutely No Idea.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/19/snoop-dogg-onlyfans-deal-offer-wife-shante-broadus/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFUVQNZeAP4&pp (Sally Don't You Grieve, Woody Guthrie, Victory, Audio, Topic).

It's Still Not A Marriage Proposal Though.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/its-hardly-his-fault-she-needed-telling.html After all. I've heard that everyone's already paid for their places, on that Wagon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHN2EmUqc_Q&pp (The Galway Races, Paddy Reilly, Collections, Audio, Topic).

It's Hardly His Fault She Needed Telling The Once.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/17/doja-cat-allegedly-abused-brother-teeth-knocked-out-mother-claims/ Seriously though; Sephardi Jew, Raised on a Californian Hindu Ashram. *fetches neck-strap*

So. Why Didn't It Just Do As Ordered?

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/yes-its-really-really-stressful.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/was-it-help-we-need-directions-back-to.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5svakKzFmyI&pp (I Came To Believe, Johnny Cash, V, Official Audio).

Yes. It's Really, Really Stressful.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/apparently-they-just-needed-to-be.html Trying to salvage anything good. From amid all that ineptitude.

Well. Those Are The Wasps For You.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12984327/Dolly-Parton-drops-four-never-released-tracks-78th-birthday.html Always more disgusted by the sex. Than then violence. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9IQ04WMfoI (Browning, Edith Piaf, Premium, Official Audio).

There Are Some Movies Worth Watching After Midnight.

Although there really aren't many worth staying up until 9AM for. https://www.traileraddict.com/waltz-with-bashir/boy-and-his-rpg However, having recently refreshed myself. I can confirm that it was very heavily referenced in; "Danger Close: The Battle of Long Tan" (2019). But then it is, without doubt, the most famous Oscar Winning Israeli language animated movie. About an Israeli filmmaker researching a film about the First Lebanon War. #Meta!

Sub-Prime Binding Agent?

https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/19/jacob-elordi-inhale-sniff-lick-candle-saltburn-bathtub-bathwater/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcPsB6PwaiE&pp (Imagine, John Lennon, 2020, Audio, Remastered Audio). Well. A Secure Psychiatric Hospital is, probably, the best place to watch it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ2z8gRuYnI ([the dreamers /// this must be the place], Video, hipster shit). I'm sure the outgoing Head of A&R at Columbia Records will still be shocked by the movie recreation though!

*shrugs* It Looks Like It's Going To Be Even More Delayed Then.

https://news.sky.com/story/footage-shows-moment-flames-shoot-out-of-boeing-747-13051697 Thanks to whatever *that* believed itself to be. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSGuaVAufV0&pp (634-5789, Wilson Pickett, Official Audio).

Not Even A Planet, Dear.

https://news.sky.com/story/japan-makes-historic-moon-landing-but-mission-remains-up-in-the-air-13051861 Certainly not Earth.

It's Hardly His Fault No-One Can Be Bothered To Even Give Them The Time Of Day Anymore.

https://news.sky.com/story/arnold-schwarzenegger-detained-at-munich-airport-over-luxury-watch-13050797 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPz2Rvm9944&pp (Old Alarm Clock, The Irish Brigade, Official Audio).

And The Laws Of War Are Even Broader.

https://news.sky.com/story/i-was-forced-to-strip-naked-in-police-cell-and-threatened-to-drop-complaints-against-officers-says-mother-13050816 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/im-only-shocked-that-any-of-you-are.html So, my advice; Be grateful.

Yes. That's Normally Why People Come Together To Kill CIA Agents.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782784 https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782897 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/and-have-you-met-dave.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZNkYbDFwLA&pp (Attack The Dancefloor, Lord Of Hardcore, Screwdriver, Audio, Topic).

They've Certainly Been Promising That For A While.

https://news.sky.com/story/alec-baldwin-indicted-on-involuntary-manslaughter-over-rust-shooting-death-13051878

And What About Searches For; "Enlarged Prostate In Women"?

https://news.sky.com/story/searches-for-enlarged-prostate-surges-after-kings-statement-13051628 As yep. That's the level. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/which-certainly-didnt-sound-like.html

I'm Sure The Coroner Shall Bring Us News Of The Notes.

https://news.sky.com/story/four-people-found-dead-in-norfolk-house-were-all-from-same-family-including-two-young-girls-13051742 Eventually. https://news.sky.com/story/post-office-scandal-horizon-it-system-had-bugs-since-1999-as-fujitsu-boss-slams-shameful-edits-of-witness-statements-13051568 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjx0D1Ivy-Q&pp (Back In Black, AC/DC, Audio, mike blickerz). As there are no excuses. Just as there is no; "Try." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-jBGJ-5XhQ&pp (Hells Bells, AC/DC, Audio, HD_AUDIO).

Yep. I'm Quite Pleased With That.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/and-of-course-dye-dye-dye.html I've long had this rather nice wool/polyester mix turtleneck jumper, in white/cream. As it's not one of three hoodies I don't really wear it. Plus you only really wear white or cream if you want to stand out from the crowd. This has a nasty habit of making me stand out like some sort of U-Boat Captain. So I decided to add a little espresso to the cream. Dying it a rather a dark shade of brown. The sleeves are ribbed and the dye hasn't taken as well to the plastic stitching between the panels. Giving it something of a nice crema effect.

Apparently, They Just Needed To Be Correctly Incentivised.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782497  https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/yeah-im-still-waiting-for-long-overdue.html Rather begging the question of why they weren't incentivised much sooner.

Oh. So At Least Something's Still On Planet Earth Then(!)

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782572

Which Seems To Make More Sense Than Whatever They Thought That Was Going To Be.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782549 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/so-whats-all-this-then-desperate.html

There Certainly Doesn't Seem To Be Any Indication Of Any Desire To Win It.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782543 https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/defense-news/article-782468  Just an overwhelming desire to catch whatever it was that caused that; https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/isnt-he-worried-it-might-be-catching.html

Isn't He Worried It Might Be Catching.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782878

Well. Everyone Else Can See That He's A Terrible Choice For The Agency.

https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/iran-news/article-782868 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/im-only-shocked-that-any-of-you-are.html

And Do They Feel That's Going To Be An Effective Way To Return Themselves To Chain-of-Command(?)

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782842 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/im-only-shocked-that-any-of-you-are.html

I'm Only Shocked That Any Of You Are Still Shocked.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782880 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/which-certainly-didnt-sound-like.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/salutes-sht-bed-terrible.html After all. That was before they rang the bell and they quit.

I Shall Now Treat That Office With The Full Respect It Deserves.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782813 And completely ignore it.

And Are We Able To Confirm What's Been Fuelling That Sort Of Behaviour Yet.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782785 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/yet-dollywood-still-stands_18.html

Today is a New Day.

Friday January 19th 2024 (19/1/24). Now let's see what can be achieved between the chores.

Oh Well. I Suppose They've Got To Do Something While I'm Away.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/18/reba-mcentire-post-malone-to-sing-anthem-america-the-beautiful-at-super-bowl-lviii/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRmJwqVbtQI&pp (The Green Fields Of France, Dropkick Murphys, Official Audio). *checks position of Kill-Switch* https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/02/the-2023-super-bowl-end-of-part-one.html

Bell. Rung. Thoughts?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-68014577 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/so-hes-going-to-retract-apologise-for.html

So What's All This Then. A Desperate Request For A Translator(?!)

https://news.sky.com/story/middle-east-crisis-us-uk-launch-strikes-houthi-targets-israel-gaza-hamas-12978800?postid=7090308#liveblog-body https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5_qkgmG4gA&pp (Who Am I, Beenie Man, Benny Page Bootleg, RAGGA BOMBS). Honestly. It's just any excuse with some people.

It's Starting To Sound To Me Like Japan Doesn't Get Out Much.

https://news.sky.com/story/japan-drunk-passenger-bites-female-flight-attendant-as-plane-returns-to-airport-13051252 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/well-it-certainly-doesnt-look-like-its.html Which has got to be of some reassurance to the current Head of A&R at Columbia Records. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUpuwdfRW9s&pp (Sam Hall, Johnny Cash, IV, Official Audio).

Welcome To The Joke, It's Been A While.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/16/ariana-debose-bella-ramsey-hug-emmys-actors-who-cant-sing-joke/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/she-really-really-cant-rap-though.html Not that we ever needed the police. Until you turned up. https://www.parkrun.ie/bereisland/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aMZenpJ_dE&pp (The Rocky Road To Dublin, The Dubliners, Trans, Official Audio).

Yeah. It's Just Like The Oscars.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12978401/BAFTA-2024-nominations.html Only much, much slower. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/harold-matson-isador-handler-mattel.html While I can certainly think of a couple of things that already progressed far beyond their abilities.

Two Hours A Week, In The Weeks Just Before Christmas.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/yeah-eye-in-sky-2015-is-movie-you-want.html Yep. The platform seem to have a lot of faith in that(!)

Yeah. "Eye In The Sky" (2015) Is The Movie You Want To Watch Instead.

https://www.radiotimes.com/tv/drama/vigil-season-2-release-date/ It's an hour and forty minutes of British Military and Politicians debating whether or not to carry out a drone strike in somewhere Muslimy, just off the Red Sea. It's much better researched along with being a lot shorter. More Russians too. Meanwhile. Can you even begin to imagine how many full-time lawyers there are currently serving in the Israeli Defence Forces.

An Inexplicable Ego Finally Going *pop*!

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782786 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/imagine-what-we-could-be-doing-instead.html

Someone's Still Refusing To Learn How To Speak Ghetto Then.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782800 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/not-to-mention-bit-of-laugh.html

And I Assume The Obvious Idiot Recieved The Equally Obvious Response.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782777

So Will Aggressively Pursue Legal Action Everytime The Word "Hospital" Is Used In Relation To Gaza.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782745

Not To Mention A Bit Of A Laugh.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782717 Now, regarding; "Mad Week 2; The Ongoing Shame Of Sequels." Are we all quite sure we all quite sure that we wouldn't rather just stand down.

And Will It Mention The Burial, Failure Thereof.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782712 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/then-as-if-by-magic-vacancy-opened-up.html 

And Have You Met Dave?

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782753 Dave's got his own calculator! https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/well-it-certainly-doesnt-look-like-its.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYzY7-V5vxY (One, Harry Nilsson, Official Audio).

Well. It Certainly Doesn't Look Like It's His First Day.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782682 Any word from Sony yet(?!) https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/then-as-if-by-magic-vacancy-opened-up.html

And However Did They Get Themselves Seperated From Chain--of-Command(?!)

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782657  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsRzI3r531c (Good Morning Lebanon Waltz With Bashir, Audio, Swinger7714).

Yet Dollywood Still Stands!

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782689

Which Certainly Didn't Sound Like A Question To Anyone In The Profession.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782610 https://www.jpost.com/health-and-wellness/article-745135

Imagine What We Could Be Doing Instead!

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782684 https://youtube.com/watch?v=KkI-7F0ks0c (Whiskey in the Jar, The Seekers, 2009, Official Audio).

Did It Occur To Them To Try And Swim Back To Chain-of-Command(?!)

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782669 https://www.traileraddict.com/waltz-with-bashir/my-regiment

Today is a New Day.

Thursday January 18th 2024 (18/1/24). Which, at this point, is really just to remind me.

Fishing: Apparently It Takes A Lot More Talent Then You'd Think!

https://news.sky.com/story/ohio-police-raid-on-wrong-house-left-sick-baby-with-burns-mum-claims-13050117 https://news.sky.com/story/police-force-refers-itself-to-watchdog-over-death-of-toddler-found-starved-to-death-13050272 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5Uh1zqhMz4&pp (Suckerpunch, Red Snapper, Bones, Audio, Topic).

Prompting The Houthis To Wonder If They Need To Catch Up On Their Reading.

https://news.sky.com/story/middle-east-crisis-us-uk-launch-strikes-houthi-targets-israel-gaza-hamas-12978800?postid=7080879#liveblog-body

*salutes* Sh't-the-Bed Terrible.

https://news.sky.com/story/middle-east-crisis-us-uk-launch-strikes-houthi-targets-israel-gaza-hamas-12978800?postid=7079443#liveblog-body

At Some Point A Shrug May Break Out.

https://news.sky.com/story/middle-east-crisis-us-uk-launch-strikes-houthi-targets-israel-gaza-hamas-12978800?postid=7079125#liveblog-body https://www.timesofindia.com/world/pakistan/policeman-killed-in-blast-in-balochistan/articleshow/105883191.cms https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiEhDyRWgQE&pp (Subdivision, Ani DiFranco, Rrr, Audio, Topic).

I've Finally Started On The Coral Book.

The very Coral book. Which has got to be about the worst colour for a war journal. It's long reminded me of the scene in; "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot (2016)." Where the journalist turns up with her giant North Face backpack in "Rescue Me!" orange. The camouflage clad military officer takes one look and goes; "Nope." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kzZwPsHkfo (Whiskey Tango Foxtrot (2016) - Kabul Cute Scene, Video, Movieclips).

Really Taking The Shine Off Of That.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/16/elton-john-egot-recipient-emmy-win-concert-special-david-furnish/

She Really, Really Can't Rap Though.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/16/ariana-debose-talent-defended-hamilton-co-star-cca-singing-jab/ https://www.vulture.com/2023/02/ariana-debose-angela-bassett-bafta-rap.html

Yep. It Definitely Looks Like It's Still My First F'cking Day.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782621 Son. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7PUPNxsRQ0&pp (Run Through The Jungle, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Official Audio).

Bells; The Ringing Thereof.

https://news.sky.com/story/the-king-will-attend-hospital-for-prostate-treatment-palace-says-13049569 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/theres-lot-more-attention-within-chain.html https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xCHspVLAuWc&pp (Date With Destiny, Pennywise, Official Audio).

There's A Lot More Attention Within Chain-of-Command!

https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/17/kate-middleton-hospitalized-2-weeks-abdominal-surgery/ https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/the-sort-of-care-thats-provided-within.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm3maIDew9A&pp (Skibbereen, Sinéad O'Connor, Audio, thetailorofpanama).

Arrest Them Then, Don't Buy Them Coffee.

https://www.jpost.com/diaspora/antisemitism/article-782485

You Have To Assume Permanantly.

https://www.jpost.com/bds-threat/article-782475 Hamas is a designated Foreign Terrorist Organisation. Supporting it is an act of Treason.  Treason generally excludes you from working for the government.

So They Do Know How To Do That Then.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782479 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/12/so-brotherhood-is-still-raging-against.html

It Just Keeps Shooting At Them.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782462 While quoting the Chain-of-Command it's still quite insistant that it doesn't want to be a part of. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/so-how-do-you-end-up-completely-out-of.html

Today is a New Day.

Wednesday January 17th 2024 (17/1/24). I've got a lot I need to catch up on.

Why Keep Asking The Question If You're Going To Completely Disregard The Answer.

https://news.sky.com/story/middle-east-crisis-us-uk-launch-strikes-houthi-targets-israel-gaza-hamas-12978800?postid=7076015#liveblog-body https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/sadly-i-dont-think-they-even-knew-they.html When you should just be grateful to be lucky enough to be a position where anyone can be bothered to tell you what to do.

Wow! So They Didn't Even Know That It Was Just A Survey.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782419 I'd imagine they'd want to keep that a secret.  There's not really any point anyone taking the time to give them any sort of answer under those circumstances.

When We've All Seen What To Happens To Those With Ideas Above Their Station.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782338

Apparently Behaving Like An Utterly Incapable Lunatic Is Allowed Now.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782447 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/sadly-i-dont-think-they-even-knew-they.html

Sadly. I Don't Think They Even Knew They Were Just Conducting A Survey At Davos.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/so-how-do-you-end-up-completely-out-of.html After all when the verdict comes back that they need to rejoin Chain-of-Command. It's not as though they're going to f'cking listen, is it.

So. How Do You End Up Completely Out Of Your Depth On Dry Land?

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782432 As, clearly. Not all threes are equal. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12961177/Selena-Gomez-hosts-birthday-Nicola-Peltz.html

So He's Going To Retract & Apologise For His Calls For A Ceasefire?!

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782439 Or does he just think he's spotted another opportunity for a Fascist rant. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/and-have-you-heard-one-about-guccis.html  

Would Someone Like To Have Another Go At Their Screed(?)

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782386 Or maybe just go somewhere a bit warmer. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/was-it-help-we-need-directions-back-to.html

Oh Well. Their Situation Isn't Going To Improve Until They Improve It.

https://news.sky.com/story/post-office-scandal-fujitsu-admits-it-was-involved-from-the-very-start-and-helped-prosecute-sub-postmasters-13048987 Or are they still unable to work out that one very, very simple thing for themselves.

Yep. It Definitely Looks Like It's Still My First Day(!)

https://news.sky.com/story/japan-cathay-pacific-and-korean-air-planes-clip-each-other-at-new-chitose-airport-leaving-hole-in-wing-13049491 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/yeah-im-still-waiting-for-long-overdue.html

The 100 Day Anniversary Really Didn't Need Inflaming Further.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782088 https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782132 https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782292 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Cantlie https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782232 Just as the 93 day anniversary really didn't need inflamining further. Just as the 107 day anniversary really won't need inflaming further. Take that from someone who's actually played this game and won before. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/if-theyre-not-going-to-make-any-attempt.html

Always A Dangerous Game To Be Playing.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782185 https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/israel-urges-chinese-president-xi-jinping-to-help-secure-noa-argamanis-release-101703665190845.html

If They're Not Going To Make Any Attempt To Return To Chain-of-Command.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782383 Then they're not going to be accepted back into Chain-of-Command. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/the-sort-of-care-thats-provided-within.html There continuing inability to grasp that most simple of facts. Only underlines that they need to put every effort into returning to Chain-of-Command.

They Need To Accept That They've Already Lost Awards Season.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-782176 Focus all of their remaining energies on getting themselves back within Chain-of-Command before they lose election season too.

I Assume Everyone Feels As Though They've Been Made Dumber.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782353 Simply by being in the presence of such stupidity.

So Everyone Else Is Going To Have To Work So Much Harder To Reduce Tensions Then.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782320 https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782348 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/well-i-certainly-think-public-apology.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/the-sort-of-care-thats-provided-within.html

A Certain Type Of Person Tends To Thrive Within The Supportive Environment Of Chain-of-Command.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782285 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/the-day-is-entirely-theirs.html  Just as soon as they learn to stop raging against the reality of their situation.

Off The Desk And Into The Bin?

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782267 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/and-to-dumb-it-all-way-down-to-still.html

Well. I Certainly Think A Public Apology & Large Compensation Payments Need To Be Made.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782207  All available data indicates they won't be going anywhere without it. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/the-sort-of-care-thats-provided-within.html

And The ICRC Didn't Refuse It.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782175 At least that's some progress.

The Sort Of Care That's Provided Within Chain-of-Command.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782148  So I assume he is rushing to return to it.

It's Certainly Quite The Firestorm Of Stupidity That Was Unleashed.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782130 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/09/eritrea-is-actually-mentioned-in-2014.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/and-to-dumb-it-all-way-down-to-still.html

Today is a New Day.

Tuesday January 16th 2024 (16/1/24). It doesn't look likely I'll be able to do a Saxon Needles update this week. Apparently we all needed as psychotic little outburst instead.

The Day Is Entirely Theirs.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/15/white-house-swatted-fake-911-call-fire-person-trapped/ I assume they'll have something to show for it.

So. In Summary;

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/05-x-6-3.html • October 7th. • I went to the hardware store. • Mad Week happened. • This is Britain, of course it's been raining ever since. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZuM4zFg-60&pp (Enter Sandman, Metallica, Remastered, Official Audio).

0.5 x 6 = 3.

https://news.sky.com/story/politics-latest-sunak-to-make-statement-on-houthi-airstrikes-as-uk-to-deploy-20-000-troops-for-nato-drill-12593360 Yep. At their insistence, I'm just going to leave the whole day to them now. As, clearly; "THIS IS STILL MY FIRST DAY!!!!!" "I'VE GOT ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING!!!!!" Just as I've got not idea what I would have been doing last Wedneday.

Today is a New Day.

Monday January 15th (15/1/24). Which, admittedly, to some of you. May look an awful lot like earlier today.

Best We All Just Give It Another 5 Minutes Though.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12963147/Critics-Choice-Awards-WINNERS-DaVine-Joy-Randolph-Robert-Downey-Jr.html Yeah(?!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AohU_gB39Xw&pp (It Don't Mean A Thing, Nina Simone, 2004, Official Audio).

And I Would Now Like To Go With The Adjective; "Re-Furled."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOOV9XN1YZQ&pp (Cruel Mistress, Flogging Molly, Official Audio). Simply because I can.

Oh, So. The; "Mouth Abortion" Has Deigned Not To Grace Us With His Presence Today, After All.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/lets-all-hear-for-grant-shapps.html So I guess I'll have to try and find a way to roll myself up. Then take all of me off, away to bed. Eventually. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUIsFUfxgqw&pp (The House Of The Rising Sun, Sinéad O'Connor, Audio, mikemikelike).

Yep. They Rang The Bell. They Quit.

https://news.sky.com/story/frederik-x-denmark-has-new-king-as-queen-margrethe-ii-abdicates-in-historic-moment-for-europes-oldest-monarchy-13048144 So I don't doubt they want to believe it to be an; "Ongoing Debtate." Rather than an; 'Inescapable Fact.' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YeJCue729Y&pp (Spin, Spin Sugar, Sneaker Pimps, Official Audio).

And Have You Heard The One About Gucci's Latest Fragrance?

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-782096 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/then-as-if-by-magic-vacancy-opened-up.html Bubonic Plague.

And, To Dumb It All The Way Down. To, Still, Far Above The Required Standard.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/apocalypse-not.html Go on home, now. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/the-little-messiahs-always-more-than.html You drunk. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctjExKPHOFw&pp (Walking Zero, Sneaker Pimps, Official Audio).

Apocalypse Not!

https://news.sky.com/story/volcano-erupts-in-same-iceland-peninsula-where-lava-emerged-from-a-huge-crack-in-the-ground-in-december-13048028 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/12/has-iceland-realised-it-needs-better.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nsbn_dlI34&pp (The Soldier's Chorus, 1st The Queen's Dragoon Guards, Caerphilly, Audio, Topic).

Yeah. I'm Still Waiting For A Long Overdue Delivery of Mothballs & Rawlplugs.

Which, surely, must be enough to force any man to offer out a challenge to life. To see if it can even invent a way to become more tedious.  Of course once those 'awlplugs do arrive. I'll definitely be hammering them straight into the UPVC Glazing Cassette(!) After all. Following all these years in the #CryptoMines. I'm sure everyone's still looking to me as if it's my first f'cking day(!) https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/theyre-never-going-to-learn-if-they.html Son. Well. Just promote me straight to; "Head of A&R at Columbia Records" then. As I think we all forgot to include a song there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-KWX26Dwv8&pp (Knock On Wood, Eddie Floyd, Official Audio). Didn't we.

And, Of Course; "Dye! Dye! Dye!"

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/a-pair-of-complete-mugs-army-trousers.html I'm still debating whether the #HoodedGillet has been undersold or oversold. It was sold to me as; "Rosin" in; "Black." Then it arrived looking more than a bit; "Green." Not that it's a problem. We're all a bit; "Jack & Jones" round here. So if you think you've got the strength to bring it. Then I'll be more than happy wear it for you. I mean. It's not as if the entire point was to get me out of my terrible; "Red" hoodie, or anything. Either way. I think I've undersold the concept of a #HoodedGillet. It's total; #GameChanger. Opening up a whole new realm of possibilities in the field of; #AdventuresInKnitwear!       Just as soon as I figure out a way to; #DryFlat. Amid all this January damp.

Yeah. "X (2022)" Finally Made It's Way On To UK Terrestrial TV.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/12/mia-goth-sued-maxxxine-background-actor-battery/ Not that I can imagine there was much of a bidding war. Although I should warn you against using the term; "Bad Movie." Until you've spent some time within the deepest depths of Amazon Prime. "American Nudist (2011)" being 66 minutes I'm still trying to recover from my 'film school.' However. If you've ever looked at Brittany Snow off of the; "Pitch Perfect" series and thought to yourself; "I really want to see her tits!" Then "X" is probably the movie for you. Whereas if you've ever looked at a picture of Mia Goth and thought; "I really want to see her tits! "  Then I really don't think you've ever seen a Mia Goth movie before.  Seriously. She's spent a lot of her time in Brazil. Which, generally speaking, is something of a; "Clothing Optional" sort of country. Of course the best thing in "X...

Yeah. I Got Invited To All The Parties.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVrtNqCICuk&pp (The Blood Of An English Muffin, English Muffin, Mix, Audio, Topic).

And I'd Really Like To Be The First One To Congratulate Her On Her Place In The Final!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/hannah-spearritt/article-12962563/Dancing-Ice-star-Hannah-Spearritt-emotional-discusses-Paul-Cattermoles-death-launch-show.html https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/01/she-doesnt-need-me-to-tell-her-story.html Particularly as debts rarely accrue themselves. Son.

It Turns Out That New Mattresses Come With An Instruction Manual!

The opening lines of this one quite literally reads; "We all know you're very excited. But don't jump into bed with your Eve just yet. It needs a good 4-6 hours to air out. It may even take 24-28 hours to reach its full, plumped-up size. " So if Next don't now add an actual; "Valentine's Day Tat" section to their website. https://news.sky.com/story/next-raises-profit-forecast-but-warns-stock-could-be-delayed-by-red-sea-attacks-13041879I Then they just don't deserve to be a company anymore.

So I'm Not The Only One Thinking Those Curtains Need A Good Soak.

https://news.sky.com/story/critical-incident-declared-at-two-sussex-hospitals-as-people-warned-to-avoid-a-e-13048647 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/even-hotter-than-barbados.html 'Curtains' being a very popular euphemism. Amid a slightly different community. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/yeah-ive-literally-pulled-out-several.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06G67ZmDKfw&pp (I Bombed Korea, Cake, Official Audio).

Yeah. Why Not Just Chuck Everything You''ve Got At It.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/salutes-captain-rimfire.html I'm sure there must be a talent hiding in there somewhere(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JReLZI3Q9HU&pp (Magic's In The Makeup, No Doubt, Official Audio).

Oh Well. I Guess We Don't All Get To Go Big, Every Year.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12892215/Usher-thanks-queen-Rihanna-showing-support-upcoming-Super-Bowl-halftime-performance-Real-recognize-real.html

Yep. I Earned That One.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUULFJ_I048&pp (Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk Official Trailer #1 (2016) - Vin Diesel Movie HD, Video, Rotten Tomatoes Trailers).

Nope, Never Seen It.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12957799/Kristen-Stewart-plays-round-golf-Dylan-Meyer.html In much the same way I've never seen; "Mean Girls (2004)." Oh, calm yourselves down. She invited me. Definitely gay now though! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUMEOpPGs5M&pp (Sam Hall, The Dubliners, Official Audio).

Well. That Certainly Doesn't Sound Like *Her*.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP0zj220CbQ&pp (I Will Always Love You, Whitney Houston, Official Audio). Although I'm sure we all know who doesn't earn a commission. Every time someone orders a;  "Mocha!"

So Someone's Still In Need Of A Quality Polish Then.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12960513/Emily-Blunt-Carey-Mulligan-BAFTA-Tea-Party.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX_y759_F_U&pp (Technicolour, Montaigne, Official Video). And yes, dear. You're very right, dear. The Starbucks Coffee company was originally established in Seattle, Washington. Dear. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl3YeL7Cs5I&pp (Death Valley Queen, Flogging Molly, Official Audio).

Oh Well. You've Either Got It.

https://news.sky.com/story/us-defence-secretary-lloyd-austin-remains-in-hospital-with-prostate-cancer-13047958 Or you haven't.

Any Response From Iran Yet(?!).

https://news.sky.com/story/six-arrested-over-suspected-plot-to-disrupt-london-stock-exchange-13048299 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/was-it-help-we-need-directions-back-to.html

The Sort Of Endorsement We'd All Live Much Longer Without.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-782085 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/the-little-messiahs-always-more-than.html

It Is The Only Logical Place To Start.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-782035 Even if some still haven't realised that they're only making more work for themselves by continuing to insist on being complete f'ck ups. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/dont-ever-vote-for-anything-thats.html

Was It; "Help! We Need Directions Back To Chain-of-Command!"

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782040 https://www.fox5ny.com/news/girl-finds-note-in-christmas-cards-from-chinese-factory-worker-pleading-for-help https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/and-there-was-me-thinking-she-was-just.html

If Pegasus Doesn't Stop Chomping Like That It'll Choke.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782113 Again.

They're Never Going To Learn If They Keep Insisting On Wasting Their Own Time.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782082 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/then-as-if-by-magic-vacancy-opened-up.html

Today is a New Day.

Sunday January 14th 2024 (14/1/24). Technically this morning I got the UK equivalent of Swatted. At at some point after going to bed, but before going to sleep two police officers came knocking on my door. As the house was all dark and I'd obviously just got out of bed. Whatever they'd been told was happening clearly wasn't. As I'd just got out of  bed I didn't bother ask any follow up questions. There are some ideas you don't even want occuring in your head. Let alone have them escape out into the World. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/yeah-someone-really-needs-to-work-on.html 

Some People Need To Give Up Fishing.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/which-sounds-like-someones-really.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i30e4FjCKx0&pp (Crease, Red Snapper, Official Audio).

Yeah. Someone Really Needs To Work On Closing The Circle.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12956381/Ariana-Grande-stalker-CONVICTED-three-years-prison.html Before it's even able to escape. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/staying-sat-down-is-always-option.html

Was No Proper Channel Available.

https://news.sky.com/story/colombia-at-least-17-killed-after-mudslide-on-highway-13047264

I Really Can't Imagine Anyone Would Ever Actually Invite The Little Messiah.

https://news.sky.com/story/ecuador-tv-station-raid-journalist-who-had-gun-to-his-neck-live-on-air-says-gunmen-threatened-to-kill-him-13046510

What A Strange Place To Want To Be.

https://news.sky.com/story/us-weather-wave-of-arctic-storms-hit-flights-nfl-playoff-games-and-election-campaigns-13047901

Staying Sat Down Is Always An Option.

https://news.sky.com/story/reading-vs-port-vale-match-abandoned-after-pitch-invasion-by-fans-protesting-against-dai-yongges-ownership-13047434 https://news.sky.com/story/edinburgh-woman-70-charged-after-car-collides-with-pro-palestine-protesters-13047857 Some might suggest it should be the first option. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvKlAZ8VSFM&pp (No More, Sneaker Pimps, Official Audio).

Well. If You Want Things To Happen More Quickly.

https://news.sky.com/story/japan-passenger-plane-turns-back-to-airport-after-cockpit-window-crack-found-mid-air-13047273 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/i-know-i-want-to-be-getting-on-with-it.html Why insist on wasting more of your own time.

We Do Seem To Be In The Midst Of A Concerted Effort To Draw Every Idiot Out Of The Woodwork.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-781964

We Can Only Hope We're Witnessing The Cusp Of Peak Tedium.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-781947 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/which-sounds-like-someones-really.html

Well. They Finally Collected The Bins This Morning.

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-782024 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/the-attention-they-crave-is-there.html Suggesting we might be on the verge of peak tedium.

Any News On Whether The ICRC Have Recieved The Order?

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782068

The Attention They Crave Is There Within Chain-of-Command.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-782070

All That Effort To Try And Make A Lie Seem True.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-781993 https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/maybe-one-day-hell-learn-to-just-stay.html

Which Sounds Like Someone's Really Desperate For The Warm Embrace Of Chain-of-Command.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-781998

The Warm Embrace Of Chain-of-Command Is There Waiting.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-781987 And certain people's station within it could hardly be more obvious at this point.

Those Borders Of Europe Are Notoriously Hard To Keep Track Of.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-781971

Actually. How Can Anyone Of Us Be Relaxed At A Time Like This!!!!!

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/rushes-onstage-with-mylar-blanket.html What with the BBC News getting all excited. Having managed to convince itself that all of the semiconductors in the entire World have, suddenly, started regressing at such a pace. They must be about to start turning back into fecking sand!

*rushes onstage with mylar blanket*!

https://news.sky.com/story/taiwan-election-candidate-who-champions-autonomy-from-china-takes-early-lead-13046870 "Oh! Those poor, poor people!" "There must be something we can do to help!" Or are we all just completely comfortable with the idea that, on the planet, at any one time. There can only every be a very, very tiny handful of people so severely mentally retarded enough to think there was ever going to be any suspense there.  https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/dont-ever-vote-for-anything-thats.html

Today is a New Day.

Saturday January 13th 2024 (13/1/24). And it must nearly be time for me to go back to bed for a couple of hours,

And There Was Me Thinking She Was Just Some Slag On The Buses(!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpM5Wy4Xt3I&pp (Tesko Suicide, Sneaker Pimps, Official Video!)

True Story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yrpzynJqjM&pp (Tesko Suicide, Sneaker Pimps, Official Audio).

Yeah. It's Hardly Great At Our End, Either.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-hamas-war/article-781648 http://watchitdie.blogspot.com/2023/10/operation-saxon-needles-week-2-day-1.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSCpel7K79g&pp (Clean, Sneaker Pimps, Official Audio).

And I'd Really Like To Thank Her For Inspiring Me To Buy A New Mattress.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXONrFlPF0Y&pp (Think What A Dreams Bed Could Do For You | Dreams Beds, Video, Dreams). From one of their main competitors. Who allowed me to keep more of my money. Rather than giving it to her. You know, Just as soon as I remembered who she used to be. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47FRktsXPRY&pp (X-Files, House Of Pain, Official Audio).

So. How Big A Pair Of Complete Mugs Are They?

Well. Washington just doesn't measure up. https://www.elitedaily.com/lifestyle/miley-cyrus-flowers-drink-starbucks-review https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoAXpTepEDs&pp (Wasted Early Sunday Morning, Sneaker Pimps, Official Audio). Yeah. I could've just said;  "15floz or 600ml." But wherever would be the fun in that(!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gETLze701pw&pp (Roll On, Sneaker Pimps, Official Audio).

Ooh, I Do Enjoy A Challenge!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12955361/Kristen-Stewart-sex-scenes-lesbian-Love-Lies-Bleeding-shock-people.html But let's be honest now. It's going to be a tough title to take. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWeniII0NVg (Disobedience | Starring Rachel Weisz & Rachel McAdams | Film4 Trailer, Video). Honestly. At this point I don't think W.P Fennell even knows whose Intellectual Property she's plundering. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_Me_by_Your_Name_(film) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOux6C4ZHbM&pp (2 Wicky, Hooverphonic, Official Audio).

Honestly. It's Like Watching A Group Toddlers Playing With A Loaded Hadgun.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/08/selena-gomez-gossip-taylor-swift-kylie-jenner-timothee-chalamet-golden-globes/ Part of you thinks that you should intervene. But the rest of you knows that the outcome is going to be absolutely hilarious.

Oh Well. At Least It Wasn't Oxford.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/then-as-if-by-magic-vacancy-opened-up.html As we've all seen your Clapham, dear. https://www.facebook.com/netflixus/videos/margot-robbie-the-big-short-clip/1248571245858212/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCSE6VJf0TQ&pp (Woke Up This Morning, Alabama 3, A3, Audio, Topic). Yeah. I'm still not sure about those tits. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12955099/Jenna-Ortega-Palm-Springs-Film-Festival.html There's definitely going to be endless jokes about her; "Day-of-the-Week Knickers" though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxFvWSiV11A&pp (Becoming X, Sneaker Pimps, Official Audio). Meanwhile, over in other content; "Aww, look. Baby pictures!" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escape_from_Shit_Mountain

To Let Them Know That Someone's Come.

Along with, you know. Other things. https://www.haaretz.com/jewish/2014-08-02/ty-article/.premium/birthright-mulls-banning-funeral-visits/0000017f-e4c0-d75c-a7ff-fccdc21f0000 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gMqUOdydiI&pp (Rainy Day Woman, Waylon Jennings, Rambling, Official Audio). Although. Something rather important was omitted from *her* version. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Dora_Bloch But, yeah. It turns out; "Bored" just means; "Bored." Hun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFX3CRYSgww&pp (Stand By Your Man, Merlene Webber, Greatest, Audio, Topic).

Even Hotter Than Barbados.

Apparently. https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/england_portugal/index/spielbericht/53485 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km1M5fZGXuw&pp (The Old Fenian Gun, Seán Brady, Lyric Animation, Republic-of-Kilburn).

Hmm. If W.P Fennell Wants To Shock Me.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/everything-about-that-movie-just-sounds.html Maybe she should try developing a talent. Rather than just plundering my Intellectual Property. Meanwhile. Here's a good movie. That you might actually want to watch. https://www.traileraddict.com/waltz-with-bashir/dump-the-dead

*salutes* Captain Rimfire.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12950455/Barry-Keoghan-lets-guns-rocking-sleeveless-look-Masters-Air-premiere-confirming-new-romance-Sabrina-Carpenter-following-split-babys-mother-Alyson-Kierans.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7IIP0Z-Wxk&pp (The Armagh Sniper, Athenrye, Farewell, Audio, Topic).

Don't Ever Vote For Anything That's Endorsed.

https://news.sky.com/story/middle-east-crisis-us-strikes-target-more-houthi-linked-sites-in-yemen-13047226 Which is just good advice for life. Wherever you may be in the World. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/12/shouldnt-it-be-focusing-on-all-things.html *salutes* Private Malfunctions. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/maybe-one-day-hell-learn-to-just-stay.html

The Little Messiah's Always More Than Welcome To Just Stay Home.

https://www.whiskyshop.com/single-malt-scotch-whisky/distilleries/jura Dear.

Well. They Are The Legitimate Government Of Yemen.

https://news.sky.com/story/middle-east-crisis-us-uk-launch-strikes-houthi-targets-israel-gaza-hamas-12978800?postid=7052797#liveblog-body So you'd expect them to have all the resources of a nation state. Even a dirt poor one. Meanwhile. Yes, yes. We've all read the British army   manual . https://news.sky.com/story/middle-east-crisis-us-uk-launch-strikes-houthi-targets-israel-gaza-hamas-12978800?postid=7052196#liveblog-body Even some of the more junior ratings managed to understand it(!)

Yeah. That's My Main Objection To Hamas Being Proscribed As A Terrorist Group.

https://news.sky.com/story/middle-east-crisis-us-uk-launch-strikes-houthi-targets-israel-gaza-hamas-12978800?postid=7054106#liveblog-body Too many silly little boys, with terribly sweaty little palms. Not realising that words need to be backed up by actions. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl4nf1FtQ1w&pp (John Crow, Jimmy Cliff, Official Audio).

I Understand Why The Israelis Want Everyone To Know They Weren't Even Consulted About This.

https://news.sky.com/story/middle-east-crisis-us-uk-launch-strikes-houthi-targets-israel-gaza-hamas-12978800?postid=7051868#liveblog-body They've still got a reputation to uphold.

Maaate! That Poor Speaker Can't Even Get An Appointment With An NHS Dentist.

https://news.sky.com/story/middle-east-crisis-us-uk-launch-strikes-houthi-targets-israel-gaza-hamas-12978800?postid=7050920#liveblog-body https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jo-cox-memorial-plaque-unveiled-children-house-of-commons-mp-a7806606.html

Yep. He's Completely Sh't-the-Bed Terrible.

https://news.sky.com/story/middle-east-crisis-us-uk-launch-strikes-houthi-targets-israel-gaza-hamas-12978800?postid=7050491#liveblog-body No further evidence required.

Maybe One Day He'll Learn To Just Stay Sat Down.

https://news.sky.com/story/middle-east-crisis-us-uk-launch-strikes-houthi-targets-israel-gaza-hamas-12978800?postid=7049678#liveblog-body https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/us-says-iran-deeply-involved-red-sea-attacks-commercial-vessels-2023-12-22/

Only A True Apartheid Regime Would Expect Anyone To Just Stand There And Take It.

https://news.sky.com/story/international-court-of-justice-genocide-case-israel-says-claims-by-south-africa-are-false-and-grossly-distorted-13046807 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ6kqBOZWBw&pp (Nelson Mandela, The Specials, Official Video). Yeah. I know it's a such a cliche to complement Nelson Mandela. However. If you didn't know that he was a real person. Then the told you his life story. You'd assume even I was making it up. https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2023/10/the-prosecutor-of-special-court-vs.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNBJiy4JS3o&pp (Redemption Song, Johnny Cash, Unearthed, Official Audio).