*rushes onstage with mylar blanket*!

https://news.sky.com/story/taiwan-election-candidate-who-champions-autonomy-from-china-takes-early-lead-13046870

"Oh! Those poor, poor people!"

"There must be something we can do to help!"

Or are we all just completely comfortable with the idea that, on the planet, at any one time. There can only every be a very, very tiny handful of people so severely mentally retarded enough to think there was ever going to be any suspense there. 

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2024/01/dont-ever-vote-for-anything-thats.html