Golden Retriever/Labrador Cross.

https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-16018737/Kim-Kardashian-lake-bikini-legal-battle.html

Which is what most people think of when they hear; "Guide Dog." Ask your Half/Sister for more details regarding pedigree.

Although I am feeling a sudden urge to remind all the people who have working kitchens on their licensed premises that German Shepherds/Alsatians can be Guide Dogs too. Even if they only tend to be posted to the higher crime areas.

Either way, we've definitely got the runt of the litter here.

Her visit was delayed by her getting a vomiting/diarrhea virus. Which saw her in intensive care, on IV feeding. While she did survive all that attention did see her develop a serious case of; "Clingy-ness." Which she will need to be cured of, if she's ever to make it to big school.

According to the Andrex toilet paper corporation a Labrador Puppy is the cutest thing market research can imagine. Now imagine you've got to be really, really mean to that cutest thing imaginable.

When the Regional Manager - yes that's a real, legal title - finally picked her up she texted my Mothers to say;

 "I'm on my way. With a tiny, squeaky Polar Bear."

 Personally, I'm going with; "Pancake."

 As in;

"The top side is very, very pale. While the bottom side is already blackened. From all the tummy rubs."

"We're definitely going to have to toss this first attempt out."

So, in summary;

I'm already planning to throw fireworks at this Puppy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnPvbfogeSI (V For Vendetta - ending, Video, MikePowell321).

In the nicest way possible.

😉.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQj4BkYf (Only The Brave -Official Trailer #3, Video, SonyPictures).

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