"Tatty Little Country Club" Was My First Choice.

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-868188

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2025/09/i-dont-doubt-chair-of-tatty-golf-club.html

However it's important to recognise your audience's obvious limitations.

https://twitterwithbraincells.blogspot.com/2025/09/some-people-have-repeatedly-proved.html

https://news.sky.com/story/one-dead-multiple-injured-in-shooting-at-us-country-club-hosting-wedding-13435320