And I Think Someone's About To Be Arrested For Knowingly & Maliciously Filing A False Police Report.

https://news.sky.com/story/police-investigating-after-sky-news-interview-interrupted-by-shouting-and-swearing-13423859

As the report filed when I was waiting for very specific microclimate to do its thing clearly refered to;

"A child holding a can of lager."

While the CCTV footage incontovertibly shows an adult holding a glass of lager.

I'm not yet sure if I want to consent to questions about whether the "businessman" can tell the difference between an adult and a child.

However I'm pretty sure that cans are made out of aluminium. Which is significantly less dense than something I could mention.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPL_SV3n7IU&pp (Wish You Were Here, Pink Floyd, Audio, Hayat Çolak).