She Can Buy Me LASIK, Any Time She Likes.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14993069/Rihanna-shows-growing-bump-low-slung-jeans-cropped-hoodie-steps-Beverly-Hills.html

Yeah, I'm very short-sighted. To the point that I'm one of only a handful of people in Britain who still qualifies for free NHS eyetests.

Not only that, if I miss an eyetest they contact me. Not because they're chasing a payday. They're just that worried about me. 

If I lose a couple more diopters I'm a dead-cert for the next Paralympics. Shooting events, obviously.

As a result of having these Cola bottle thick glasses attached to my face, all my damn life. I've never been able to wear sunglasses.

Of course I've tried Transition™ lenses. It turns out they don't transition anywhere near fast enough.

You can also get these clip-on shades, which you can flip-up indoors. One look in the mirror while wearing them and I wanted to punch myself in the face.

Amid the earbuds debacle of July 26th (26/7) I was encouraged to explore Amazon. I once again discovered that if you can imagine something, then someone in China is already making it.

So I'm now the proud owner of some sunglasses which fit over regular glasses.

Obviously they're a bit blocky, they do have to go over other glasses.

However I'm just overjoyed to discover this whole new world where your retinas aren't being burned out by magnified UV light.

Mainly though, I'm just pleased I'm not the one who cancelled Summer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XYUmy-UnWM&pp (That Old Wheel, Johnny Cash, From, Official Audio).