America's Certainly Very Heavily Invested In That.

https://www.tmz.com/2025/08/26/taylor-swift-engaged-travis-kelce/

https://www.tmz.com/2025/08/27/minneapolis-catholic-school-shooting/

I would point out that bringing Derek Chauvin et al to justice is something else Trump's completely failing at. Except that would probably only prompt him to respond by claiming yet another entirely fictional accomplishment.